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Man, Sundays Are Tough

by John Cole|  May 3, 20205:31 pm| 33 Comments

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Man, Sundays Are Tough

I wish this was posed. Here is Steve earlier in the day, a little pissed off because it is hot out and we are behind on our lion cut.

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Pet groomers are the one non-essential service I really miss.

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    May 3, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Steve…

    I feel you ?

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    May 3, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Papa Stevedore Hemingway looks magnificent. As always.

  3. 3.

    Mary G

    May 3, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    It’s the paw on the dish that makes me laugh.

  4. 4.

    Cleardale

    May 3, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    @Mary G: It’s like they guy who passed out in the couch still holding his half empty beer.

  5. 5.

    WaterGirl

    May 3, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    The first photo is just so sweet, look at that face!  And the second photo is just stunning.  Beautiful boy.

  6. 6.

    The Lodger

    May 3, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    @Mary G: “The food… it goes HERE!”

  7. 7.

    Anne Laurie

    May 3, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Cole, I understand your reasonable-under-the-circumstances paranoia, but can you arrange with your vet for ‘hands-off’ cat delivery / pickup?

    Around here, vets are starting to reopen for basic services (with proper social-distancing measures).  Since your groomers most certainly know what to expect with Steve, and it’s warming up to the point where just letting his shedding coat mat will be really unpleasant for the poor cat, you might want to discuss dropping his crate at the door, and coming back for him later, while masked & gloved & etc.

    You might even discuss giving him a mild tranquilizer (kitty valium) in his wet food, or some pill paste, so that you can manage the crating bit single-handed…

  8. 8.

    RepubAnon

    May 3, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Pet grooming – “don’t try this at home”, especially with a cat.

  9. 9.

    JPL

    May 3, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    This is my support community.

  10. 10.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 3, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    @JPL: You poor son of bitch.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    May 3, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    My Chenille is prone to skin problems and since the weather has warmed up has licked all her fur off in several spots. The vet gives her steroid shots, but I’ve been worried to take her in because their office is between the grocery store, a UPS store, and a Chinese restaurant and there are a lot of people around all the time. It’s gotten so bad that she is miserable and acting up. I’ve decided to figure out a way to take her in tomorrow, maybe to the veterinary hospital in a freestanding building

    ETA: @Anne Laurie: The crating is the problem; she fights like hell and the housemates are afraid of her because she still hisses at them if they come near her after five years. A tranquilizer is a great idea, thank you.

  12. 12.

    Ruckus

    May 3, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @RepubAnon:

    When 3 different groomers tell you that your pet is never allowed in their shop ever again, your only choice is – yourself. Especially if those are the only 3 groomers within 20 miles. Done that, been there. Later I tried the vet to get burrs removed. I had to go in with the vet techs and cut out the burrs while 2 techs held a 35 lb cocker spaniel. He had to be muzzled to be groomed. After that I had to groom him myself. It wasn’t pretty but his hair was shorter……

  13. 13.

    Nicole

    May 3, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Oh man, thanks for the pet post. Today (well, Friday) was flea/tick and heartworm day and I totally forgot. Doing it right now.

  14. 14.

    Ruckus

    May 3, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Aways the right message at always the right time……

    Still LOL. Thanks!

  15. 15.

    JPL

    May 3, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    @Ruckus: I know right.

  16. 16.

    Gvg

    May 3, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Pet grooming seems to be the service people want to cheat on the most on my Nextdoor. People try to remind them it’s not permitted, but on this subject there is a lot of “its medically necessary for my pet” whines. I tend to not trust them based on what details they drop but maybe i’m Wrong.

    our bet does curbside service. You make appointment and call from the parking lot. They come out and get the pet. You can have them crated in the back.  I have a minivan so I pop the hatch. I haven’t actually sent my cat in yet. I did her rabies booster the week before shut down and then I was able to go in, to the exam room, but I had to wait in the car till they came to get us because people already knew what was coming. I have twice had to get prescription food for sisters dog though so I have used curbside. Call and ask. Groomers might also be doing something like this. It would be different state to state.

  17. 17.

    dexwood

    May 3, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    We used my hair clippers on the Dog Brothers last weekend. While the results are less than professional, they do seem to appreciate the cooler cuts and no blood was lost. Of course, they’ll pretty much put up with anything for a Ritz cracker.

  18. 18.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 3, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Have you tried to furminate him?

    I knew there were service dogs but did you know that there are service elephants.

    A long serving service elephant of the Indian Forest Service died yesterday, she was 90.

  19. 19.

    Ms. Deranged in AZ

    May 3, 2020 at 6:58 pm

     Steve is such a handsome boy!!!

  20. 20.

    Doug R

    May 3, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    That looks like a Comcastic/XFINITY remote. I know that because Shaw’s BlueSky is a rip-off/licencee.

  21. 21.

    trollhattan

    May 3, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Do you suppose they talk?

    Narrator: Of course they talk Your pet has been a discussion point.

  22. 22.

    glc

    May 3, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    In NJ pet grooming is classified as an essential service.

  23. 23.

    Aleta

    May 3, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Another botched haircut of the dog today.   He has a distressed look in his eyes,  like the patches of uneven hairs are throwing him out of alignment with the geoforce fields.  Which must be delicately sensed before he can position himself accurately to pee,  etc.

    At the groomers, he would hop up eagerly on the table.  Today the minute we spread the red sheet on the LR floor (the clippers still in the kitchen out of sight on the shelf) he left and wouldn’t come back.  He’s the most cooperative dog citizen in the world and never does that.

    We gave up and randomly cut some hair by hand as we’ve been doing nearly every day.   I discovered little sticks and seeds tangled in the hair between several toes so I was trimming there.  I cut his foot.  Blood and panic and the worst guilt.   I’m going to walk him through the streets hoping someone with skill is appalled and offers help.

  24. 24.

    satby

    May 3, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    It seems like forever, but it was probably only about 14 days, that a rescue transport driver in my old network was in a terrible accident and I shared the news here. Dane never regained consciousness and passed away last night. He was instrumental in saving thousands of animals on rescue relays over 10 years, and he will be deeply missed.

  25. 25.

    Anonymous At Work

    May 3, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    I bet that “the blood of caretakers” can calm a cat like that down.  Try bathing him or trimming his claws…

  26. 26.

    Another Scott

    May 3, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    @satby: Oh no.  :-(  Condolences to you and all who knew him.

    Best wishes,
    Scott.

  27. 27.

    Mohagan

    May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    Like two of the posters above, I would try your vet (open because essential services) to get Steve shaved for summer.  That’s what we always did with our one long-haired cat who wanted to be outside most of the time in the country.  It actually never occurred to me to look for a pet groomer.  And obviously, a cat would have to be tranquilized before being shaved, and that sounds like a vet tech, at least.

  28. 28.

    Sab t.

    May 3, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    That is our Maine coon. What a slug disguised as a cat. Also emotionally needy for a cat. Husband loves him. He can have him. I prefer my tuxedo siamese cross. Very needy but never lazy.

  29. 29.

    Sab t.

    May 3, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    @satby: I am so sorry. This sounds trite but not.

  30. 30.

    Sab

    May 3, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @psatby: I am so sorry. This sounds trite but not.

    ETA is there anything we jackals can do to help?

  31. 31.

    John Cole

    May 3, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    @satby: That’s terrible.

  32. 32.

    The Pale Scot

    May 4, 2020 at 12:01 am

    @schrodingers_cat: 

    Service elephants? How do you get one on a plane or into a supermarket? They’d be great at reaching to back of the highest shelf.

    I honestly thought this. “Meet Dainty, my emotional support elephant”

    Hell Cole, you didn’t breed and you don’t travel, crank the AC for Steve’s sake

  33. 33.

    lurker dean

    May 4, 2020 at 12:39 am

    @satby: oh no, so sorry, satby.  ☹️

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