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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / Sunday Evening Trumpery Open Thread: BLOODLINES!

Sunday Evening Trumpery Open Thread: BLOODLINES!

by Anne Laurie|  May 24, 20207:30 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Post-racial America, Trumpery, I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About Fucking Nazis

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President Trump wears a mask during his tour of the Ford Rawsonville Components Plant in Ypsilanti, Michigan, where ventilators, masks and other medical supplies are being manufactured. https://t.co/UCqBVUEuBZ

?? Anonymous pic.twitter.com/eiIFVNPVIh

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 22, 2020

Is he blaming Dana Nessel, who is a law enforcement official and has nothing to do with automotive business, for auto companies' leaving the state before he was elected? @dananessel was elected AG in 2018. She was a lawyer and founded a firm that prosecutes hate crimes before. https://t.co/OFBea7io1m

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) May 22, 2020

You ask me, Trump wore a mask at his Michigan campaign stop because his advisors were genuinely afraid that the very nasty, probably (((globalist))) AG would MAKE TROUBLE, as globalist women Democrats are wont to do. So they got him a very special mask, with the Presidential seal on it, and told him that his mask would be the envy of every non-presidential-seal-embroidered mask wearer. Unfortunately, what remains of Trump’s mind went to the same anti-(((globalist))) place, it seems…

Love tooooo praise the superior genes of the only American to be warmly spoken of in Mein Kampf. https://t.co/bBxZEqNoQB

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) May 21, 2020

Don't anyone doubt for a second that whoever wrote Trump's speech saying Henry Ford had "good bloodlines" knew Henry Ford wrote a pamphlet called "The International Jew: The World's Foremost Problem." This is the gaslit dog whistling this White House does. It's dark, scary stuff. https://t.co/uy1YuwBuOo

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) May 22, 2020

I’m sure Ford Motor Co appreciates the President reminding everyone how much their founder admired the nazis. https://t.co/RMdFAfhZlQ

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) May 21, 2020

GOOD BLOODLINES pic.twitter.com/kyiqCtnn1v

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 21, 2020

Huck Finn-style humor:

I don't think Trump knows about Henry Ford being a bigot, because he doesn't really know a lot of things. Here is what I do think: he believes that everyone who works at Ford is somehow related to Ford. That Henry Ford had many thousands of nephews. https://t.co/P8II3BYsQC

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) May 21, 2020

Putting aside the giant red flag with as white circle and swastika on it here for a second, can we talk about how the fact that all of Ford's children where complete failsons who drove the company into the ground? https://t.co/lqssNUnZwe

— Galar Regional Medical Director (@weedlewobble) May 21, 2020

After his visit to a Michigan auto plant, Meidas Touch torches Trump with this biting video.

Well done, @MeidasTouch. #DearMichigan

pic.twitter.com/OWJ1QcXuKH

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) May 23, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Japa21

    May 24, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Good ad at the end, said the MSU grad.

  2. 2.

    FelonyGovt

    May 24, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    That’s a good ad.

  3. 3.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 24, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    I thought the summer of 2008 was draining, summer 2020 is going to be in-fucking-terminable.

  4. 4.

    ThresherK

    May 24, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    all of Ford’s children where complete failsons who drove the company into the ground

    Ahem. Ford was an unstable old man who should have given up control of the company years and years before he did. The Model T, which he had to be begged to stop building, was way past its sell-by date when he gave it up. For what was the biggest car builder in the world, FoMoCo needed “saving” a few times from the 1920s thru the early 50s, when Henry still cast a long shadow.

    Edsel, the man who basically co-invented the Lincoln Continental, had some flair and an eye for autos, and was sorta driven to an early grave by his dad. Edsel died during WWII, Henry succeeded him by four years.

  5. 5.

    trollhattan

    May 24, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    I don’t think Trump knows

    The Tweet could have stopped there.

    “The Plot Against America” has Henry Ford as secretary of the interior. Some expected him to “behave.”

  6. 6.

    Jager

    May 24, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    @ThresherK:  Ford had a chance to buy VW after WWII for little or nothing. Henry II passed on the deal

    Old Henry didn’t install hydraulic brakes on their cars until 1939, years after the other manufacturers did. Ever drive a car with mechanical brakes? It’s a thrill you won’t forget.

  7. 7.

    zhena gogolia

    May 24, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    @Japa21:

    Excellent ad.

  8. 8.

    raven

    May 24, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Tiger, Mickelson, Brady and Manning  have raised almost 20 million dollars in a charity golf match with two holes to go.

  9. 9.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    May 24, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    I did Nazi that coming.

  10. 10.

    252man

    May 24, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    @Jager: Ford abandoned their rights to the Jeep after World War II. Also, his grandson, William Clay Ford, owned the Detroit Lions from the mid-1960s until his death a few years ago.

  11. 11.

    Baud

    May 24, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Henry Ford. Made excellent cars. Absolutely the best cars.  Really roomy cars with lots of legensraum.

  12. 12.

    raven

    May 24, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    @Baud: I’d rather push a Chevy than drive  Ford.

  13. 13.

    ThresherK

    May 24, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    @Jager: Ford had a chance to buy VW after WWII for little or nothing. Henry II passed on the deal.

    Henry II did that in 1948, when Ford was sinking like crazy, almost losing second place to Plymouth, and running 40% behind Chevy. They were making the “saving throw” which turned out to be the 1949 Ford. Again, it’s considered another self-made crisis which a better-managed company would not have stumbled into.

    The Rootes Group in GB passed on VW. And Wolfsburg was quite close to the Soviet sector.

    As odd as it is to say now, the wide popularity of the Beetle was not a foregone conclusion.

  14. 14.

    Poe Larity

    May 24, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    Sheesh, it’s just those “International” ones, silly. Only four volumes of it. He’d give his Rabbi neighbor a new car every year. Not that he was probably terrified a Catholic would move in.

  15. 15.

    Amir Khalid

    May 24, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    @ThresherK:

    It’s a pity, isn’t it, that Edsel’s name was put on a Ford model that became infamous for its dreadful build quality.

  16. 16.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 24, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    I don’t think Trump knows about Henry Ford being a bigot, because he doesn’t really know a lot of things. Here is what I do think: he believes that everyone who works at Ford is somehow related to Ford. That Henry Ford had many thousands of nephews

    That sounds like Trump to the core.

    can we talk about how the fact that all of Ford’s children where complete failsons who drove the company into the ground?

    Why do you think Trump is to impressed?

  17. 17.

    Amir Khalid

    May 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Would Volkswagen be the industry behemoth it is now, had Ford acquired it in the 1940s? I think not.

  18. 18.

    ThresherK

    May 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I don’t know which company could have run them the same way, from the start of the assembly line, to the end of mechanics’ training at the dealers.

    That whole thing GM had with Opels and later Isuzus sold by Buick dealers was simply not the same.

  19. 19.

    Baud

    May 24, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    I have to admit, I prefer seeing Trump with his mouth covered.

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    May 24, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    @Amir Khalid

    Should have been bought by that other Henry who dabbled in autos – Kaiser.

    :)

  21. 21.

    Anne Laurie

    May 24, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    @Baud: I have to admit, I prefer seeing Trump with his mouth covered.

    As one tweeter (RSchooley) said, He looks objectively better that way!

  22. 22.

    ThresherK

    May 24, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    @NotMax: The story goes that Oldsmobile sold a V8 engine to K-F for some mockup testing, and when a GM guy happened to see the not-overweight Kaiser zooming around, they decided not to vend them an engine for sales use.

    A V8 may have given K-F many more years.

    ETA: The idea of K-F selling the Beetle and never developing the Henry J is some serious “alternate history novel” stuff.

    (Yes, I have read more books on the “little” American carmakers than absolutely necessary.)

  23. 23.

    Bruuuuce

    May 24, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Some good news for an Open Thread:

    A federal judge ruled Sunday that it is unconstitutional to prevent felons in Florida from voting because they can’t afford to pay back court fees, fines and restitution to victims

    …

    In 2018, nearly two-thirds of Florida voters approved Amendment 4, which was intended to reverse the state’s Jim Crow-era law barring felons from voting.

    …

    With DeSantis’ encouragement, the Republican-controlled Legislature in 2019 drew a hard line. Lawmakers passed a bill defining “all terms” to include all court fees, fines and restitution associated with a case.

    Those costs, at a minimum, are hundreds of dollars — amounts that many felons can’t, and don’t, pay.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    May 24, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    @ThresherK

    “Ach du lieber Gott, ve’re changing der nammen of der factory to vhat?”

    :)

  25. 25.

    debbie

    May 24, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    If Stephen Miller didn’t write that speech, then I’ll eat my hat. The ADL has reported there were more acts of anti-Semitism in 2019 than in the prior 40 years combined. I’d love to know how Trump’s Jewish supporters react to that.

  26. 26.

    khead

    May 24, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    I was actually a little relieved that the weather dampened the festivities in Wildwood NJ this weekend. But the pics from Ocean City MD are…. remarkable.

  27. 27.

    Bruuuuce

    May 24, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    @debbie: “Trump’s Jewish supporters” are what the rest of us call a shande fur de goyim. Others would say “self-hating”, or just “delusional”

  28. 28.

    Jeffro

    May 24, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Didn’t trumpov once say he kept Mein Kampf on his nightstand or something?

    (rushes off to check Google)

    My bad…it was a collection of A.H.’s speeches.  And it was Ivana who said it, not trumpov himself.  Totally different.  Guy’s totally in the clear.  Never mind.

  29. 29.

    ThresherK

    May 24, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    @NotMax: Yeah, that coulda gone better. I used to get healthcare from Kaiser Permanente, which I believe is a descendant of the original firm.

  30. 30.

    Brachiator

    May 24, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    all of Ford’s children where complete failsons who drove the company into the ground

    I knew one of Ford’s great grandchildren in college.  A very smart, non-fascist young woman.  She was not really expected to be involved with the company because she was a girl, and by her generation there were more non-Fords in executive positions.

  31. 31.

    Mike in NC

    May 24, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    How many times has this imbecile used the expression “until I came along”? For most of us, being ashamed of being a US citizen didn’t happen until he came along.

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    May 24, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    @Bruuuuce: I thought we had heard that news a couple of weeks ago, but since this is federal court, maybe that was a lower court?

    Can they still take this to the Corrupt Supremes?

  33. 33.

    Emerald

    May 24, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    @Jeffro: As tempting as it is, I’ve never believed that. I mean, he doesn’t read. At all.

  34. 34.

    CaseyL

    May 24, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @debbie:

    I’d love to know how Trump’s Jewish supporters react to that.

     

    The only Jews who are reported to support the Orange Fart are either part of the Golden (Calf) Club, like Adelson (and Jared Kushner), or the hyper-Orthodox who are fundies. (Jewish fundies, but still fundies.). In both cases, they think they’ll be protected by their status.

  35. 35.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 24, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I read The Plot Against America. It’s a good book up until the end, when the reader is expected to believe that the US being nearly a year or so out of WW2 didn’t severely alter history (no lend-lease either) and the timeline continued on as it did in the real timeline

  36. 36.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 24, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    1. Several states from red Utah to blue Washington have all-mail elections.2. There’s no evidence mail-in voting enhances fraud.3. A Stanford study last month found that vote-by-mail has no net benefit to one party or the other. t.co/CcGiac3Irh t.co/EQdcIW2jCF— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) May 25, 2020

  37. 37.

    SFAW

    May 24, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    @Baud:

    Really roomy cars with lots of legensraum.

    That there was a thing of beauty.

  38. 38.

    Yutsano

    May 24, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I don’t know if I agree too much with that last point. I would have to see the study (which Kapur doesn’t direct us to) but it has been shown that the more people who vote the better Democrats seem to do. Of course I’m in a red spot in a deep blue state so what do I know?

  39. 39.

    Geoboy

    May 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    I know we’ve had bad presidents before and racist presidents before.  But this is the first president who’s been a total asswipe in every sense of the word.

  40. 40.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Time Traveller here. What if I told you that Trump just killed 100,000 Americans, celebrated by going golfing then decided to accuse members of the press that called him out on it of murder? t.co/QAEbcITwz3— Travis DeCoster (@MyStupidTown) May 24, 2020

  41. 41.

    TOP123

    May 24, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    It’s a good ad, but I’d really love to hear some political ads that didn’t sound like they were set to the score of Transformers XII

  42. 42.

    SFAW

    May 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Geoboy:

    But this is the first president who’s been a total asswipe in every sense of the word.

    Asswipes the world over have contacted their attorneys to send you letters of strong protest, and to sue you for defamation.

  43. 43.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    If you’re a media personality still talking about Biden’s screw up and not talking about 100,000 dead or 40 million unemployed Americans then you are out of touch and all the bullshit trips to all the bullshit diners in the world won’t fix that.— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 25, 2020

  44. 44.

    Redshift

    May 24, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @khead:

    But the pics from Ocean City MD are…. remarkable. 

    I have to say, I’m a little skeptical of the Ocean City footage. It looks like one of those long shots that makes people look closer together than they actually are.

    It’s still not good, but it may not be as bad as it looks there.

  45. 45.

    Jackie

    May 24, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    O/T, but has Adam been around? I haven’t seen any posts or articles from him since…?

  46. 46.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 24, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Yutsano: The third point is that vote by mail doesn’t favor one party over the other.  But yes, you are right that the more people vote, the more Democrats win.

  47. 47.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 24, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Redshift:

    Granted, it could’ve been shot long-shot , but not one person was wearing a mask in the clip that was posted a day or so ago. Some local restaurants I drove by today were packed and there were lots of maskless white people congregating in the parking lots, not practicing social distancing

  48. 48.

    Redshift

    May 24, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    That sounds like Trump to the core.

    After all, he did forget Tim Cook’s name and assume he was called Tim Apple.

  49. 49.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 24, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    If you’re a media personality still talking about Biden’s screw up and not talking about 100,000 dead or 40 million unemployed Americans then you are out of touch and all the bullshit trips to all the bullshit diners in the world won’t fix that.— Adam Parkhomenko

    “BlueMAGA!” -Rose Twitter, probably

  50. 50.

    Redshift

    May 24, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Yeah, no argument that a lot of these idiots are refusing to listen to the fact that there are stages between lockdown and “open.”

  51. 51.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 24, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @Baud:

    I have to admit, I prefer seeing Trump with his mouth covered. 

    But you still know he has resting-butthole face.

  52. 52.

    Frankensteinbeck

    May 24, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    I don’t think Trump knows about Henry Ford being a bigot

    Oh, Trump knows.  This was not a coincidence in any way.  Trump has a history.  He’s a white supremacist.  He likes to talk about his ‘good genes’.  He was furious when told having his own concentration camps was a bad look and insisted on them.  He referred to swastika-toting Nazis as ‘very fine people.’  He’s a Nazi, and he knows about Ford, and while what he knows about Ford is probably hazy in his senile brain, he wasn’t about to waste a chance to give a white supremacist compliment to a white supremacist hero.

  53. 53.

    Anne Laurie

    May 24, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    @Emerald: I’ve never believed that. I mean, he doesn’t read. At all.

    Lotsa people own books they never intend to read — think of all the ‘evangelicals’ who flourish bibles, or the entire Regnery publishing output.  Those aren’t meant for ‘books’, they’re icon-objects in booklike format.

    And in the ‘totemic book-shaped object’ sense, I can *totally* see Trump owning a copy of Hitler’s speeches… maybe sleeping with it under his pillow, to absorb the full force of its mana.

  54. 54.

    zhena gogolia

    May 24, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    Absolutely. He knew exactly what he was saying.

  55. 55.

    Lapassionara

    May 24, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    @Redshift: My thought exactly. Why can’t people wear masks and practice social distancing while doing their errands? Why do they have to disregard the health of others?

  56. 56.

    Jackie

    May 24, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    @Lapassionara: “Of others…” You answered your own question.

  57. 57.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 24, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Thank You. He is responsible for the death of 100,000 Americans and people are still giving him a pass.

  58. 58.

    Bruuuuce

    May 24, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: I believe what the judge said a couple of weeks ago was indicative, but not a ruling. This is an actual ruling, which he expects to be appealed. On the other hand, the last graf gives me hope:

    Hinkle wrote Sunday that “after a full trial on the merits, the plaintiffs’ evidence has grown stronger.”

  59. 59.

    khead

    May 24, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    @Redshift:  I understand. There’s also video on the local news here though and… yikes.

    Have y’all seen the pool at the Lake of the Ozarks?  No link but it’s easy to find.

  60. 60.

    sdhays

    May 24, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @Baud: I certainly understand why he doesn’t want be photographed wearing it, though. It accentuates how out of place he is wherever he is. His vomit-hole is covered, and that’s basically all he is. Without his nasty head rectum, he’s just a dumpy old man who doesn’t belong, is pretty confused (and angry about that) all of the time, and is convinced that all the people around him almost certainly privately view him (justifiably) with contempt. He looks deflated and weak to an almost comical level. In that photo, he looks like he’s been sent to stand in the corner as punishment.

    Masks don’t automatically have that effect, but it’s what he communicates with the mask on.

  61. 61.

    jl

    May 24, 2020 at 10:22 pm

    From what I read in the news, a (women!!??) state official made sure everyone knew, publicly knew, that state laws would be enforced during Trump’s visit. I think she even reminded everyone that no one is above the law, not even a president. And ends up, Trump had to wear a mask, though it looks he did that only as briefly as absolutely necessary.

    So, Trump suffered a triple burn there, and will continue to threaten to punish, lash out at, and rudely and vulgarly insult, a state he needs to win.

    So, nice that some things are going well.

  62. 62.

    sdhays

    May 24, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    @Yutsano: Also, I think it can depend on how hostile the state was to one party’s voters to begin with. For example, I think vote by mail would be a game changer for Democrats in places like Georgia where the state regularly actively fucks with Democratic (black) voters. Vote by mail completely removes a lot of impediments that were used to deny Stacy Abrams from winning the last election for Governor.

    Things aren’t as close, usually, in other Southern states, but a similar effect would probably be seen there as well. Wisconsin, too.

  63. 63.

    JoyceH

    May 24, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Back before Trump got into politics, he didn’t just talk about his “good genes”, but would specify “good German genes”. Presumably the very first political consultant he ever hired made a strenuous point of “don’t EVER say that again”.

  64. 64.

    Ohio Mom

    May 24, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Trump’s mask is just like his suits, poorly tailored.

    It grazes his eyes, sitting a half inch too high on his nose. Instead of being cut like a surgeon’s mask, it is cut like a bank robber’s.

    Okay, I guess there is an argument that “bank robber” is a more appropriate look for Trump than doctor/healer.

  65. 65.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 24, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    @debbie: I’d love to know how Trump’s Jewish supporters react to that.

    “I am the one of the good Jews” going by my sister’s mother in law.

  66. 66.

    sdhays

    May 24, 2020 at 10:38 pm

    @debbie: When the son of the Israeli PM happily retweets neo-Nazis (non-ironically), there is clearly a subset of even Jewish people who think that the Nazis may have had a point. I have a hard time believing it, but apparently it’s true.

  67. 67.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    May 24, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    @Geoboy:

    this is the first president who’s been a total asswipe in every sense of the word.

    Andrew Jackson says “Hi!”

  68. 68.

    Yutsano

    May 24, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Why does everyone forget they came for the kapos too?

  69. 69.

    marklar

    May 24, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    @debbie:

    Re: Antisemitic incidents in 2019.

    How will Trump’s Jewish supporters explain it?

    Easy…THE SQUAD being elected in 2018!!!!

  70. 70.

    August West

    May 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    @Redshift:

    he did forget Tim Cook’s name and assume he was called Tim Apple.

    He also called Marillyn Hewson “Marillyn Lockheed”

    businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

    Trump is simply a monstrous waste of protoplasm.

  71. 71.

    Mike in NC

    May 24, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    @Ohio Mom: Hell, Trump probably asked for a bank robber mask because he knows the damn courts are never going to reveal his taxes or other financial records.

  72. 72.

    Alex

    May 24, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I know, it’s like Roth got near the end, realized all the ramifying complexity he’d let himself in for, and just gave up. I guess he had no interest in writing a series like Harry Turtledove. I’ve always thought Jo Walton’s Farthing series is the best of the Nazi alternate histories, though of course not focused on America.

  73. 73.

    sdhays

    May 24, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    @August West: So what would he call himself if he forgot his own surname? Donald Russia? Donald Russian-Mob? Donald Putin? Donald Shit?

  74. 74.

    SFAW

    May 24, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer:

    Andrew Jackson says “Hi!”

    Although Jackson was certainly dickish in many ways, he at least had accomplishments (e.g., Battle of New Orleans). Trump has accomplished nothing in his life, except maybe blow through his inheritance.

  75. 75.

    SFAW

    May 24, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    @sdhays:

    So what would he call himself if he forgot his own surname? Donald Russia? Donald Russian-Mob? Donald Putin? Donald Shit?

    Por que no los todos?

  76. 76.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 24, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Lotsa people own books they never intend to read — think of all the ‘evangelicals’ who flourish bibles, or the entire Regnery publishing output.  Those aren’t meant for ‘books’, they’re icon-objects in booklike format.

    To quote Ambrose Bierce;

    CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

  77. 77.

    Alex

    May 24, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    @sdhays: I still think his main objection to masks is they smudge his bronzer.

  78. 78.

    Alex

    May 24, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    Not only is Dana Nessel a ((Jew)) and a ((woman)), she’s also an ((LGBT)) who is largely responsible for gay marriage being the the law of the land. She does not suffer fools.

  79. 79.

    sdhays

    May 24, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    @SFAW: How about Andrew Johnson? I’m not sure how personable he was in person, but he was sufficiently dickish that he was nearly removed from office (and should have been).

  80. 80.

    Ruckus

    May 24, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    It’s hard to tell what shitforbrains actually knows today, but he’s been a racist fuck his entire life, another crappy thing he learned from good ole dad. He would know about Henry Ford. A racist big businessman? Yeah it’s in there somewhere.

  81. 81.

    NotMax

    May 24, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    @Ruckus

    Turns out he was really excited to get his small hands on a new book that came out during the 90s, until discovering he had misheard the title to be It Takes a Pillage.

    //

  82. 82.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 24, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: It’s not impossible that the Trump family mythology is they are just like the Fords since Trump’s grandfather made the family fortune the same time as Ford did. But I would suspect it’s more racism in the social Darwinist sense than some blood and race thing “We Trump’s a better than anyone because Grand Dad was rags to riches” kind of thing.

  83. 83.

    Ruckus

    May 24, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    @NotMax:

    Oh come on. He’s never been smart enough to know the word Pillage……. Steal, cheat, fuck over, MEMEMEMEMEMEME, these are words he knows, pillage is very remotely possible but I doubt he could have ever made the connection….. //

    He’s no brain off the old block, now an asshole off the old block, sure.

  84. 84.

    August West

    May 24, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    @sdhays:

    I don’t know the answer, but I just wish this knuckle dragging Neanderthal were headed for a psych ward or a federal prison if he loses on Election Day.

    I try to avoid using over the top hyperbole in conversation, but given the outrageous death toll this nation has suffered because we have a single digit IQ President I regard Trump’s tenure in office as a goddamn crime against humanity.

  85. 85.

    Kent

    May 24, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    @Yutsano: @Patricia Kayden: I don’t know if I agree too much with that last point. I would have to see the study (which Kapur doesn’t direct us to) but it has been shown that the more people who vote the better Democrats seem to do. Of course I’m in a red spot in a deep blue state so what do I know?

    I think the more accurate way of putting it is that vote-by-mail disadvantages attempts at in-person voter suppression and basically makes it harder to suppress votes.

    In normal states like Oregon or California that do not practice voter suppression, there is no particular advantage to either party.

    The GOP mainly opposes vote by mail in those remaining states where they win by voter suppression.  Because they know they are losing one of their tools and advantages.

  86. 86.

    Soprano2

    May 24, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    @khead: Was just watching the Lake of the Ozarks footage on the local news. Why does my state always make the national news for embarrassing things? Although I’m sure lots of local people think it’s just great…..

  87. 87.

    August West

    May 24, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    OT

    Happy Birthday Bob Dylan!

    youtube.com/watch?v=3kh6K_-a0c4

  88. 88.

    Duane

    May 24, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    @JoyceH: Blood and Soil.

  89. 89.

    Kent

    May 24, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    @sdhays:@debbie: When the son of the Israeli PM happily retweets neo-Nazis (non-ironically), there is clearly a subset of even Jewish people who think that the Nazis may have had a point. I have a hard time believing it, but apparently it’s true.

    Trump is basically a creation of Roy Cohn.  If ever there was a self-hating Jew it was Roy Cohn who was a right-hand man to Joseph McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover.   Fascists, the lot of them.  Here is the definitive article on the topic

    vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/donald-trump-roy-cohn-relationship

  90. 90.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    May 24, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    Mit dem Ford fort, mit dem Zug zurück.

  91. 91.

    debbie

    May 24, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    My brothers would mumble something similar.

  92. 92.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 24, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    @Soprano2:

    Why does my state always make the national news for embarrassing things?

    Just be thankful you don’t live in Floriduh, when it come to embarrassing things Floriduh says “Hold My Beer”.

  93. 93.

    Uncle Cosmo

    May 25, 2020 at 4:09 am

    @SFAW: “Legensraum” should take its place beside “Fahrvergnügen” in the VW Hall of Fame.

  94. 94.

    Ruckus

    May 25, 2020 at 4:58 am

    Just had a thought. I wonder if a lot of the support for shitforbrains is because his fans know he’s as big a fuck up as they are, who blames everyone else for all their problems. There have been a number of stories on twitter about middle aged white women who’ve attacked verbally and physically other people, in stores, on the street, even cops in uniform that live in their building. It just struck me that none of these people seem anywhere near normal, they blame masks, they blame people of color, they blame everyone else for all the crap in their lives. Sound familiar? shitforbrains of course does the same thing, it is never, ever his fault. Tens of thousands of people dying because he’s a fucking idiot. He blames everyone else for everything that doesn’t go his way, which is everything, and his fans are doing the same exact thing. Do they like him because he’s proved that everything is everyone else’s fault? They like him because he’s one of them, is my point.

    He’s the most common, common man to ever hold the job of president. I don’t think that’s why he was elected but I think it’s why his polling isn’t in the toilet, at 27% where it belongs.

  95. 95.

    evodevo

    May 25, 2020 at 8:07 am

    @SFAW: Yes. This. He may have been a populist demagogue candidate, and a flaming racist, but he was an accomplished military leader..which is  miles more than Trumpy has ever done…

  96. 96.

    SFAW

    May 25, 2020 at 8:21 am

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    “Legensraum” should take its place beside “Fahrvergnügen” in the VW Hall of Fame.

    Somehow, I don’t think Wolfsburg (or wherever HQ is these days) would feel the same way. Well, that is unless they moved HQ to the Sudetenland and I missed it.

  97. 97.

    SFAW

    May 25, 2020 at 8:26 am

    @Kent:

    Cohn … who was a right-hand man to Joseph McCarthy

    Or vice versa

  98. 98.

    J R in WV

    May 25, 2020 at 11:07 am

    @raven:

    I’d rather push a Chevy than drive Ford.

    I have never owned a Ford auto, but enjoyed a number of Ford trucks, starting with an F-250 we used mostly for hay back when we kept livestock. Then several Ford Rangers, winding up with an F-350, which was a super truck. Never had much trouble with any of them

    Cannot ever forgive GM for torturing Saab to death. Our 1991 Saab 900 was the best auto we owned, reliable, same clutch for 240,000 miles of smooth shifting road. Two brake jobs, one rear main seal, which cost $4.39 in parts and $800 in labor…

    I hit a bear once, in the mountains, during a thunderstorm just after sunset. Cost $1,200 for bodywork — can’t imagine how much damage ther would have been in an American made sedan. Was shocked, after meeting my folks for dinner, driving back home, wife asked “Do you think the bear is OK?”

    I said I hoped so, because I wasn’t going into the woods in the dark Thunderstorm to ask bear if it needed help… I love animals, but there is a limit!

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