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You are here: Home / Politics / domestic terrorists / Late Night Horrorshow: “Mayhem Tourists”

Late Night Horrorshow: “Mayhem Tourists”

by Anne Laurie|  May 31, 20201:01 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Information As Power, Post-racial America, Racist-In-Chief, Shitty Cops, MONSTERS

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A term I never wanted to need…

Today I learned the German word "Krawalltouristen", which literally means "riot tourists."

— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) May 30, 2020

I was in St. Paul for the RNC in 2008 and the people who smashed windows, etc. were all mayhem tourists.

— MALARKEY PATROL ????? (@Alex__Katz) May 30, 2020

Silver-plate (tinfoil?) lining, for once the mantra BOTH SIDES seems to be true: The milky-pale anarcho-kiddies and wannabe-antifa are working in concert dissonance with the bent cops, Threepers, and grab-bag white supremacists to destroy minority communities in the name of FREEEDUMB!!!

"iM vAnDaLiZiNg ThE sTaTe"

If you cant stop yourself from weedling into every legitimate protest to act out a toddler's version of your ideology, the best thing you can do to advance the causes you're hijacking is to jump out of a plane and vandalize your parachute

— Human capital laughing stock (@TheSneerReview) May 30, 2020

Attorney General Barr says violent protests are being driven by far left extremists. But the Minnesota governor says he suspects white supremacists are fueling some of the violence.

In a time of national crisis, federal and state leaders don't appear to be on the same page. pic.twitter.com/xvgefVfPVS

— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) May 30, 2020

As I’ve been saying: I lived in that neighborhood, & that crowd “protesting” is very different from the residents of that neighborhood. https://t.co/FfghTjrvny

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) May 30, 2020

We’ve seen this in South Africa before. Beware of agitators and instigators who use legitimate protests to ignite chaos between protestors and police.

— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah) May 30, 2020

Speaking of which:

is this a strongman slyly calling for a pro-regime mob to mass at his mansion’s gates against aggrieved citizens exercising rights of speech and assembly? that’s what correspondents might reasonably ask were it outside usa— this bountiful, free, egalitarian, democratic land. https://t.co/0N02mL486y

— C.J. Chivers (@cjchivers) May 30, 2020

Or, hear me out, a bunch of white jackasses co-opted a spontaneous uproar among black people, made it last beyond its natural 24-48 hour expiration date, and the president with his numbers in freefall panicked and did the only dance he knows how to do. https://t.co/D5hAXNJAXd

— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) May 30, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 31, 2020 at 1:10 am

    I think at this point, they could fill up one of the Sunday hours tomorrow with twitter videos of black people asking white people to stop busting shit up

  2. 2.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 31, 2020 at 1:12 am

    another Houle tweet:

    Dana Houle @DanaHoule  ·2h

    Looting in Chicago at Sak’s, Nieman Marcus, & NBC Tower. Haven’t seen footage yet, but my guess is it’s a lot of white kids from the exurbs who wouldn’t have showed up to a protest on Pulaski at the Stevenson Expressway (where Jason Van Dyke murdered Laquan McDonald)

  3. 3.

    LaenCleardale

    May 31, 2020 at 1:12 am

    https://twitter.com/SarahVogelsong/status/1266950956010409985?s=20

     

    Snerk…

  4. 4.

    The Moar You Know

    May 31, 2020 at 1:15 am

    2020 man this year just keeps on giving

  5. 5.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 31, 2020 at 1:15 am

    One thing the protests drove home was I miss my people.

    I spend a lot of time alone but I also — I used to — spend a lot of time with my friends.

    I need some dress up with the girls and a water-gun fight in the yard.

    That’s what we’d be doing now. I ain’t been called the coolest uncle in the world and king of the river in quite a while.

  6. 6.

    Served

    May 31, 2020 at 1:25 am

    I have seen a lot of focus on looting and rioting and protestors here, but the nationwide campaign of violence by police today should have everyone terrified.

    They are operating as unaccountable militias in our cities, at war with citizens.

  7. 7.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    May 31, 2020 at 1:42 am

    ABC NEWS/Washington Post Poll* — May 25th thur 28th — (Link)

    Who will you vote for president?

    Biden………………53%
    Dump……………..43%

    Biden leads Trump 53 percent to 43 percent among registered voters nationally. That 10 percentage-point margin compares with what was a virtual dead heat between the two candidates two months ago, when Biden was at 49 percent and Trump 47 percent. Among all adults, Biden’s margin widens to 13 points (53 percent to 40 percent).

    * pollster rated A+ by 538

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 31, 2020 at 1:49 am

    Damn they tagged the picasso pic.twitter.com/pFGzEYfIci— Quibi.com/Joe_Biden (@lib_crusher) May 31, 2020

    Downtown Chicago

    Throw these motherfuckers into an active volcano.

  9. 9.

    Matt McIrvin

    May 31, 2020 at 1:50 am

    I know white people, and I still predict Trump’s numbers to be *way* up once the polling periods get mostly past the 29th-30th or so.

  10. 10.

    JWR

    May 31, 2020 at 1:50 am

    Wow! From John Cole’s twitter feed:

    Share widely: National guard and MPD sweeping our residential street. Shooting paint canisters at us on our own front porch. Yelling “light em up” #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #JusticeForGeorge #BlackLivesMatter pic.twitter.com/bW48imyt55
    — Tanya Kerssen (@tkerssen) May 31, 2020

    “Hey ma! Is it Fascism yet?”

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    May 31, 2020 at 1:51 am

    @David The Establishment Koch

    by 538

    Was right with you up until that metaphorically splashed curdled milk over the cereal.

  12. 12.

    Omnes Omnibus

    May 31, 2020 at 1:54 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Well, if it wasn’t this, something else would have convinced you that all was lost and Trump is going to win.

  13. 13.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 31, 2020 at 1:56 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Damn they tagged the picasso

    How could they tell?

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 31, 2020 at 1:57 am

    @Matt McIrvin: Well then, maybe tens of millions of you motherfuckers should throw your hands up and go, “Hillary’s Dump’s gonna win.  I don’t have to vote!”

  15. 15.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 31, 2020 at 1:59 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Color contrast :p and the fact that you can suck an egg. :)

  16. 16.

    bluehill

    May 31, 2020 at 2:00 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:  I wonder what impact the riots will have, if any.

  17. 17.

    senyordave

    May 31, 2020 at 2:03 am

    With six emergency vehicles in our cul de sac for the last hour couldn’t sleep.  Disheartening to see the pictures and read the stories.  I always thought the antifa shit was pretty much fictional crap from the right but I guess “outside agitators” does apply in part this time.

    I think this would be a good time for Joe Biden to begin to be more visible.  Both in person and in ads, and I hope to hell that his team is working 24/7 strategizing.  It may be cynical but is is also reality, because you know trump will turn the protests themselves into a whine about how white people are being oppressed.

  18. 18.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 31, 2020 at 2:13 am

    He issued this statement at about midnight

    NEW

    @JoeBiden stmt: “We are a nation in pain, but we must not allow this pain to destroy us. We are a nation enraged, but we cannot allow our rage to consume us. We are a nation exhausted, but we will not allow our exhaustion to defeat us.”

    He also spent a half hour on the phone with the Floyd family, which is making news, in the shadow on the disturbances

  19. 19.

    Shalimar

    May 31, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @Matt McIrvin:  Knowing white people is not something to be proud of these days.

  20. 20.

    oclib

    May 31, 2020 at 2:24 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:

    I actually participated in that poll a couple of days ago….first time ever on a poll.  I found myself getting somewhat irate with the guy on the other end when he kept asking if my answer was “strongly” or “likely” or something else I don’t remember (I’m really into brevity).  At the end, he asked me for my zip code which I had no problem with…..oh, and also asked about my governor’s response….

  21. 21.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 31, 2020 at 2:25 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Fucking thank you. I’ve been wanting to say just that to Matt for ages. I like the guy otherwise, but good god if he isn’t like Chicken Little most of the time

  22. 22.

    Martin

    May 31, 2020 at 2:26 am

    @bluehill: I think political scientists would say that it normally would favor a ‘law and order’ platform, but I think that only applies when you can campaign to the right of the incumbent. Trump can hardly save us from the riots that happened under his watch.

    So I think in this case it’ll depend on how Trump responds, which I think we can be pretty confident will make it worse, not better.

  23. 23.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 31, 2020 at 2:28 am

    @NotMax:

    Hey, 538 is pretty good when it comes to polling. The trouble comes when they try to do deeper political analyses, like that BS “Dems don’t care about MeToo wrt Tara Reade” piece I linked to from there a while back.

    They were right when it came to the 2016 results, giving Trump a much better chance than other pollsters/aggregators were. Sam Wang was talked about all the time in 2015-2016. Now, nobody mentions him anymore

  24. 24.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 31, 2020 at 2:33 am

    @Martin:

    Yeah, plus Nixon was more competent than Trump, could at least fake empathy, and wasn’t dealing w/ the worst pandemic since the 1918 Spanish Flu

  25. 25.

    JWR

    May 31, 2020 at 2:33 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    “He (Biden) also spent a half hour on the phone with the Floyd family”

    Compare and contrast:

    George Floyd’s brother says Trump ‘didn’t give me an opportunity to even speak’ during phone call

    “He didn’t give me an opportunity to even speak,” Floyd said. “It was hard. I was trying to talk to him, but he just kept, like, pushing me off, like ‘I don’t want to hear what you’re talking about.’

  26. 26.

    Martin

    May 31, 2020 at 2:40 am

    Black dude in Vegas walking down the street with a shotgun daring police to stand on his neck.

    I don’t think this is going to wind down any time soon.

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 31, 2020 at 2:45 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): We didn’t mean to steal your thunder.  Have at it! :)

  28. 28.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    May 31, 2020 at 2:54 am

    @The Moar You Know: We’re only 5 months in.  We still have 7 months left in this shit show.

  29. 29.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 31, 2020 at 2:56 am

    @Martin: Sounds like a mental problem, ie. wanting to commit suicide by cop.

  30. 30.

    Mike G

    May 31, 2020 at 3:31 am

    @JWR:

     

    “He didn’t give me an opportunity to even speak,” Floyd said. “It was hard. I was trying to talk to him, but he just kept, like, pushing me off, like ‘I don’t want to hear what you’re talking about.’

    Trump can’t pretend to care about anyone but himself, even for a couple of minutes in a condolence call.

  31. 31.

    James E Powell

    May 31, 2020 at 3:40 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    That’s certainly possible. But if it becomes widely accepted that he is going to lose – if Biden’s lead in the key states is still there on Labor Day – Trump’s support will collapse and the press/media will stop working so hard to prop him up.

  32. 32.

    opiejeanne

    May 31, 2020 at 3:40 am

    I haven’t looked for it, but did a bunch of MAGAts show up in DC at the protest on Saturday?

  33. 33.

    Rob

    May 31, 2020 at 7:32 am

    @opiejeanne: As far as I know, no. I live in the area, did a quick check of non-F*x tv news websites, didn’t see that mentioned at all. On the other hand, there was looting in the city.

  34. 34.

    Chris Johnson

    May 31, 2020 at 8:39 am

    @Served: Funny, I see a lot of people with familiar nyms understanding perfectly well that this is driven by police violence and alt-right provocateurs, something that’s sharply escalated. An unwelcome development, but utterly unsurprising.

    I suspect SOMEBODY has figured out that riots with a lot of yelling are just as good super-spreader coronavirus events as choir practices, and if you send in undercover cops to destroy what hospitals and facilities they have… this is war and it’s being waged HARDCORE. Some of this is very intentional warfare.

    I think a lot of people around here do understand what’s going on. It’s a pretty informed crowd, when you leave out the masses of unfamiliar nyms here stirring shit up, which also seems to be a tradition at certain orchestrated times.

  35. 35.

    Bill Hicks

    May 31, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Your post seems to be in error:

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/05/30/mayor-says-he-was-incorrect-in-saying-every-person-arrested-in-minneapolis-protests-was-from-out-of-state/#24c7b18a233c

  36. 36.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    May 31, 2020 at 9:50 am

    @LaenCleardale: Somewhat, “snerk” as that’s the National Headquarters of that white supremacist organization, the Daughters of the Confederacy, who funded the majority of Confederate monuments across this country in an attempt to assert white authority and rewrite history.  And I’d be fine with that as someone born Richmond, VA, BUT the headquarters is right next to the VA Museum of Fine Arts and the VA Museum of History and Culture.  Fortunately, the fire didn’t spread to those institutions.  Graffiti yes, Fire no.

  37. 37.

    Elizabelle

    May 31, 2020 at 10:17 am

    @LaenCleardale:  OMG.  I was just there Saturday evening.  I walked around the VMFA and that’s right next door.

  38. 38.

    CantTurnRight

    May 31, 2020 at 10:21 am

    This may be a dead thread, but I put together a montage of a bunch of the incidents from the last week, set to Trump’s words.

    https://twitter.com/TurnCant/status/1267097688304017408

  39. 39.

    Elizabelle

    May 31, 2020 at 10:28 am

    @Cheryl from Maryland:   I was taking photos, yesterday late afternoon and dusk, of many of the statues on Monument Avenue in Richmond, plus Kehinde Wiley’s fabulous new monumental statue, and the VMFA grounds.  Was trying to put together an OTR, or a post on the problem of memorializing the wrong kind of history.

    The Jefferson Davis monument just repels.  And it’s the biggest one out there.  Need to bring a real camera to deal with it — the wording along its top — the grateful people of the South stuff.  Gah.

    The JEB Stuart and Robert E. Lee bases were covered with grafitti overnight.  In my photos, you can see that someone threw some pink paint on the Lee statue earlier — it was still there.  Kind of funny — two guys were there practicing putting, and that has to be one of the best uses for that prime space of green grass around Master Robert.

    As you know, the Daughters of the Confederacy building face is pretty much marble (or looks like it).  Will head over and get some fresh photos today, if it’s possible.  I did not photograph the front of the building last night; was walking along behind it.

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