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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: The RNC Convention Struggle Continues!

Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread: The RNC Convention Struggle Continues!

by Anne Laurie|  June 11, 202012:14 am| 130 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

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Late Night Schadenfreude Open Thread:  The RNC Convention Struggle Continues!

Should’ve known what was coming, when Cthulhu appeared in the convention logo

RNC members were just notified that the executive committee voted to earlier this evening to adopt the 2016 rules and platform for the 2020 convention that is in progress on a location, per person who saw the notification.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 10, 2020

Since they haven’t been successful at achieving those platform goals in the first 4 years of the Trump administration

— MisterZofter (@Zoftwarz) June 10, 2020

Essentially, it sounds like they're just going to skip right to the part where Trump accepts the nomination uncontested.

— Corey Kendall (@ckendall77) June 10, 2020

So, they’ve scrapped what can be scrapped — fortunately, so little has changed in the national political climate since 2016 — and are officially decamping for a new location well into Trump (and coronavirus) country. Wonder how the delegates will feel about getting abandoned in Charlotte to do the gruntwork, while the Big Swinging Dongles party in Jacksonville?

Republicans expect to move their national convention from Charlotte, N.C., to Jacksonville, Fla., a shift planned after President Trump told officials in North Carolina that he did not want to use social distancing measures aimed at halting the spread of the coronavirus, according to three senior Republicans.

The decision could change, the Republicans cautioned, but as of now, officials are on track to announce the new location as early as Thursday…

Jacksonville is the most populous city in Florida, where Ron DeSantis, a Republican and an ally of Mr. Trump, is the governor. Jacksonville’s mayor, Lenny Curry, is a longtime Republican official.

Once they decided to uproot the convention, Mr. Trump’s aides and Republican officials had wanted to relocate to a state, and a city, controlled by Republicans. Jacksonville also may have enough hotel rooms to accommodate the gathering, people familiar with the discussions said, and it is a comparatively easy drive from Charlotte.

New reported cases of the coronavirus are on the rise in both North Carolina and Florida…

Guess the delegates get to use their non-refundable air tickets and hotel rooms in Charlotte, and are free to make their own way to Florida, if they can find a room and don’t mind playing Covid-19 roulette. Lucky duckies!

… The Republican National Committee notified members that its executive committee had voted unanimously to adopt the 2016 rules and platform for 2020, a reflection of concerns about whatever business is conducted in Charlotte being done by a small number of people.

The president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, had been working to make changes to the platform to remove some of the language about gay rights, such as opposition to same-sex marriage, which will now remain in the platform. The platform in 2016 also weakened the party’s position on support for Ukraine against Russian aggression…

Will there be protests, regardless? Is the Pope a Catholic? Is Donald Trump a racist?

… Jacksonville is among the dozens of cities and towns where protesters have called for changes in the treatment of black people by law enforcement. On Tuesday, Mr. Curry walked with protesters who were demonstrating outside City Hall. Early Tuesday morning, city officials took down a confederate statue there.

Party conventions are often the focus of protests, and an event in Jacksonville is unlikely to be an exception.

“It’s a little too early right now to plan, but I can guarantee you’re going to see some protesting,” said Isaiah Rumlin, the president of the Jacksonville branch of the N.A.A.C.P…

No surprise, per the local news, Jackonsville leaders are just thrilled to bits!

… Duval GOP Chairman Dean Black said if the RNC comes to Jacksonville, the pandemic will be taken into consideration, but he referred us to the RNC for details on the plans.

Black said this would be the biggest event for Jacksonville since the Superbowl in 2005.

“This is an opportunity for Jacksonville to shine,” Black said.

He admits they have their work cut out for them.

Typically, it takes at least two years to plan an event of this scale, but Black said they would have less than 2.5 months to prepare.

It’s not a done deal just yet. RNC Officials sent Action News Jax a statement that said “No final decision has been made there are several cities still being visited/considered. It very well could end up being Jacksonville but at this point they are still doing site visits.”

Think harder, Jacksonville inhabitants! Maybe you could fake a Zika recurrence? A yellow fever outbreak? Yersinia pestis?

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  1. 1.

    Brachiator

    June 11, 2020 at 12:19 am

    RNC members were just notified that the executive committee voted to earlier this evening to adopt the 2016 rules and platform for the 2020 convention that is in progress on a location, per person who saw the notification.

    Maggie Haberman gets paid for “reporting” this?

    It’s a glorified press release.

  2. 2.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    June 11, 2020 at 12:21 am

    The logo is obviously an elephant mating with a black widow spider which is what happened when the GOP mated with Dump.

  3. 3.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 12:22 am

    An event that take 2.5 years to plan, but will be done in 2.5 months intead – but they haven’t really decided on a venue.
    Yeah, this RNC is going to be the best ever. Never mind that by this time Florida is going ot be knee deep in COVID-19 sexy times. America, fuck yeah!

  4. 4.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 12:23 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:

    Actually that looks suspiciously like a crown. This isn’t a convention it is a coronation. I hope there is a procession, a throne and Trump walking it solemnly while scratching his balls.

  5. 5.

    John Revolta

    June 11, 2020 at 12:27 am

    Hilarious.

    Am ordering all the popcorn.

  6. 6.

    allium

    June 11, 2020 at 12:29 am

    @cain: The crown comes from an alternate design for the city flag. Charlotte is also known as “The Queen City” after its namesake Queen Charlotte (the wife of King George III).

  7. 7.

    Keith P.

    June 11, 2020 at 12:36 am

    This is a recipe for disaster – short-term planning of a major public event involving major members of the government…global pandemic….global protests….POTUS who deploys military to improve(!) his optics…Florida in August.  Am I missing anything?

  8. 8.

    Kent

    June 11, 2020 at 12:37 am

    Florida man chooses Jacksonville, the crown jewel of Florida…..bwah ha ha.

    Anyone here actually BEEN to Jacksonville?

    It makes Orlando look cosmopolitan.

  9. 9.

    scott (the other one)

    June 11, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Some people are saying that anyone wearing a mask at the convention is antifa. I’m not saying it. But some people are.

  10. 10.

    Amir Khalid

    June 11, 2020 at 12:39 am

    @cain:

    I look forward to the reporting on the 2020 Republican National Clusterfuck, and Trump proclaiming a triumph as it all comes crashing down around him.

  11. 11.

    Craigie

    June 11, 2020 at 12:40 am

    @Kent: 

    The last time I was in Orlando, I saw a man leading a camel down the sidewalk. Seemed completely reasonable to me.

  12. 12.

    meander

    June 11, 2020 at 12:41 am

    First, I’m surprised that the RNC’s Exec Committee didn’t condense the 2020 platform to the following points:

    1. Trump is our God
    2. It’s OK for the Trump family and allies to steal from the U.S. Treasury
    3. Our policy initiatives are the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily. [Cleek’s Law]

    Second, people are going to have to get busy making GIFs of the many great Jacksonville quotes from Jason Mendoza and other in “The Good Place,” so we’ll have plenty to use during the convention.

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 12:44 am

    Should’ve known what was coming, when Cthulhu appeared in the convention logo

    You brilliant bastards.  I love you all! ???

  14. 14.

    Mike J

    June 11, 2020 at 12:44 am

    All I can think of is The Good Place.

    “One time at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Jacksonville — the nice one, not the one above the gas station — I ate 50 of them in two minutes! Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.”

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 12:44 am

    it is a comparatively easy drive from Charlotte.

    It’s a distance of around 700 miles. Like the driving distance from Times Square to Atlanta, or Chicago to Trenton.

  16. 16.

    Kent

    June 11, 2020 at 12:45 am

    @Craigie: Well, the first time I was in Miami a guy stuck a live chicken into my car window trying to sell chickens on the street corner.   That was right after the Mariel Boatlift when I was driving through Miami to the keys for a marine biology summer trimester.

    Gotta love Florida at some level.

  17. 17.

    West of the Rockies

    June 11, 2020 at 12:47 am

    @Keith P.:

    A dose of murder hornets?

  18. 18.

    Kent

    June 11, 2020 at 12:48 am

    This is going to go over well with the Floridians.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/10/interior-drilling-florida-waters-november-election-310595
    The Trump administration is preparing to open the door to oil and gas drilling off Florida’s coast — but will wait until after the November election to avoid blowback in a swing state whose waters both parties have long considered sacrosanct, according to four people familiar with the plan.
    Drilling in the eastern Gulf of Mexico would fulfill a long-sought goal of energy companies, giving them access to potentially billions of barrels of oil that have been off-limits since the federal government withdrew leases it had sold in 1985. But even the possibility of drilling is a politically explosive topic for Floridians, who worry that oil spills would devastate their tourism-based economy in a reprise of the 2010 Deepwater Horizon disaster.

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 12:48 am

    @Kent

    Well, Yeehaw Junction (formerly Jackass Junction) was booked solid.

    ;)

    (Yes, it is a real place in Florida.)

  20. 20.

    sdhays

    June 11, 2020 at 12:48 am

    @NotMax: Yeah, I was wondering what they were comparing it to. Moscow, maybe?

  21. 21.

    MattF

    June 11, 2020 at 12:48 am

    Now, Republicans will have a chance for a genuine ‘I can’t breathe’ experience. Without the need for a change of skin color. R motto will be ‘We kill’.

  22. 22.

    Kelly

    June 11, 2020 at 12:50 am

    and NOAA predicts a busy hurricane season

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 12:51 am

    RNC members were just notified that the executive committee voted to earlier this evening to adopt the 2016 rules and platform for the 2020 convention that is in progress on a location, per person who saw the notification.

    I understand the character limits on the Twitters, but this shit is grammatical garbage!

    And my drunk ass had to erase a few words and then proofread.  WHY DO THEY PAY YOU, MAGS?  OH RIGHT…

  24. 24.

    John Revolta

    June 11, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @meander: KInda wordy. Let’s cut to the chase here:

    1. More money for us

    2. Fuck you

    I think that about covers it!

  25. 25.

    sdhays

    June 11, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @Keith P.: You forgot: the local government officials are Republicans, so basic competence is unlikely, particularly considering that the entire reason that the RNC is shopping around for a new venue is to find a city government which cares so little about its citizens that it won’t attempt to enforce any CDC recommendations on masks or social distancing. Shitty local officials are the entire point.

  26. 26.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Does anyone have any good ideas for educator-related slogans to put on a BLM sign? I’m going to a protest at a nearby suburb with a bunch of fellow educators, parents, students from the area, and I’m trying real hard to think of slogans that aren’t profanity-laced, but still have some kind of interest. And the students are gonna be like, elementary and middle-schoolers, so dark humor is probably off the table. I’m thinking of “Educators support BLM” for side 1, and it’s not the punchiest, hence why I need help lol. I don’t even know what to do for side 2.

  27. 27.

    Kent

    June 11, 2020 at 12:55 am

    @Kelly: and NOAA predicts a busy hurricane season

    Yes, this. One doesn’t even have to get anywhere near Jacksonville to completely throw the state into chaos with the evacuations, freeway reversals, and so forth. I’ve traveled enough through the south during hurricane season. You don’t even have to come within 500 miles of a hurricane to find complete chaos, total lack of hotel rooms, stores stripped bare, stations out of gas, and everything else.

  28. 28.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 12:57 am

    @allium:

    But you must agree it is no accident that they used a crown. That symbolism cannot be ignored.

  29. 29.

    Kelly

    June 11, 2020 at 12:57 am

    @Kent: Here on the Left Coast I’m expecting the the good news this summer will be that the tsunami from the giant Cascadia earthquake has put out the record breaking forest fires.

  30. 30.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 12:58 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    I look forward to the reporting on the 2020 Republican National Clusterfuck, and Trump proclaiming a triumph as it all comes crashing down around him.

    Imagine how many of those delegates are gonna get sick. That’s gonna suck for them. Thoughts and prayers.

    Yep, it’s gonna be a clusterfuck but he’ll still be talking about his 2016 victory as they lead him away into a fan.

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 12:58 am

    So, they’ve scrapped what can be scrapped — fortunately, so little has changed in the national political climate since 2016 — and are officially decamping for a new location well into Trump (and coronavirus) country.

    Woo hoo!  The Rethuglican party continues to be a goddamn fucking pile of shit for longer than I’ve been alive!

    Hooray!  Consistency!

  32. 32.

    Martin

    June 11, 2020 at 12:59 am

    @Craigie: Go hang out in Morningside Heights in early October for a real treat. See a lot more than just camels walking around the upper west side.

  33. 33.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:01 am

    @NotMax:

    That’s further than going from Portland to San Francisco – that’s pretty much an all day drive – about 10 or 11 hours. Yeah, they are gonna love that. Probably be getting sick on the way back. (of which they will have to leave early and miss out on the closing ceremonies.. oops)

  34. 34.

    West of the Rockies

    June 11, 2020 at 1:02 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    Not to be confused with mayhem weasels or assault bunnies.

  35. 35.

    oclib

    June 11, 2020 at 1:03 am

    I did Navy boot camp in Orlando, Fl from July thru Sept in `70.  Born and raised in Oregon.  They gave me a choice of San Diego, Great Lakes or Orlando.  I’m like, never been to Florida, let’s give it a shot….sigh….live and learn….

  36. 36.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:04 am

    @Kent:

    The 2nd term is going to be an epic trash the place and give the finger to everyone. By the time he is done in 4 years, he would have destroyed pretty much everything and set everything back decades and hopefully he will go to jail after that.. or he will figure out how to run for a 3rd term. Unfortunately, there will be a new first lady for the 3rd term as by then Trump would have found a new playmate – possibly Kayleigh, although she’s not blond enough.

  37. 37.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 1:04 am

    @Amir Khalid

    “You’re pulling my leg, right? You want a golden escalator how high?”

    //

  38. 38.

    Lyrebird

    June 11, 2020 at 1:05 am

    @Emma:

    “Black Students Matter”?

    “Black Educators Matter”?

    “Let my students breathe”?

  39. 39.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:06 am

    @Kelly: That would be some real tough shit if there happens to be a hurricane during that time – they would have to shut down everything – so sad.

  40. 40.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:08 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: No, David.  The GOP wanted this shouted racism and fascism for decades, but no one had the racist, fascistic abandon until now.

  41. 41.

    Kelly

    June 11, 2020 at 1:09 am

    @cain:Imagine how many of those delegates are gonna get sick.

    So incubation time of a couple weeks and mid September the core of the Republican party are gonna be down with the Rona just as the campaign need to kick into high gear. Oh, that’s a shame.

  42. 42.

    NickM

    June 11, 2020 at 1:10 am

    @NotMax: It’s actually about half that distance – I get 383 miles or about a 6 hour drive.

    Not defending the GOP, mind you – having two conventions is twice as bad as having one in this pandemic.

  43. 43.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    June 11, 2020 at 1:11 am

    You had me at “Florida in August”!

  44. 44.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:12 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    I look forward to the reporting on the 2020 Republican National Clusterfuck 

    We envy your distance across our country and the world’s biggest ocean. :)

  45. 45.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 1:14 am

    @Lyrebird: Oooh, I really like “Let my students breathe,” thanks! I thought about the first two earlier today, but I decided against being specific on which black lives we’re talking about here, since it’s not just the “respectable” ones that matter. I’ll keep thinking, but thanks again, definitely going to do the third one on one of the sides!

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:17 am

    @Mike J:

    All I can think of is The Good Place.

    “One time at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Jacksonville — the nice one, not the one above the gas station — I ate 50 of them in two minutes! Everyone at the hospital was so impressed.”

    Jason!  Yes!  It was a great show.

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 1:17 am

    @oclib

    Obligatory?

    :)

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:21 am

    @Kent:

    Well, the first time I was in Miami a guy stuck a live chicken into my car window trying to sell chickens on the street corner.

    If Jacksonville is anywhere close to Jason’s description on The Good Place…

  49. 49.

    philpm

    June 11, 2020 at 1:21 am

    Have they decided how Adelson and Putin are splitting the cost of all the empty hotel rooms and convention center?

  50. 50.

    Mai naem mobile

    June 11, 2020 at 1:22 am

    I think Roy Cooper will win a second term based on him rejecting the RNC convention. The Orange Moron is going to want a mask free MAGGOT rally which will leave a string of COVID cases behind him. The local labor servicing these idiots and the rally attendees.

  51. 51.

    oclib

    June 11, 2020 at 1:25 am

    @NotMax:

    yeah…new adventure….what awaits me…..

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:26 am

    @Emma:

    Does anyone have any good ideas for educator-related slogans to put on a BLM sign? 

    Black Kids Matter

  53. 53.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 11, 2020 at 1:28 am

    @cain: What 2d term?

  54. 54.

    Kent

    June 11, 2020 at 1:32 am

    @cain:The 2nd term is going to be an epic trash the place and give the finger to everyone. By the time he is done in 4 years, he would have destroyed pretty much everything and set everything back decades and hopefully he will go to jail after that.. or he will figure out how to run for a 3rd term. Unfortunately, there will be a new first lady for the 3rd term as by then Trump would have found a new playmate – possibly Kayleigh, although she’s not blond enough.

    Hope Hicks is the new young Melania.  That’s why she got called back from Fox.

  55. 55.

    oclib

    June 11, 2020 at 1:33 am

    @oclib:

    I should say, that Orlando wasn’t even a glimmer in Disney’s eye back then….

  56. 56.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:33 am

    @oclib: Ouch.  San Diego, and Chicago is an hour train ride from Great Lakes Naval Station.

  57. 57.

    Amir Khalid

    June 11, 2020 at 1:34 am

    I have a brilliant idea. Every day the Fox News host, whoever they are, should just look into the camera and just say, ” It’s 9:30 in the morning, Mr President. Maybe you should turn off the TV and get to work.”

  58. 58.

    James E Powell

    June 11, 2020 at 1:34 am

    @Emma:

    I’m trying real hard to think of slogans that aren’t profanity-laced

    I have this problem not just with slogans, but across the board. Tweets, blog comments, voice mail messages, casual remarks to Trump supporters in line with me at Costco . . .

  59. 59.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 11, 2020 at 1:40 am

    @Kelly:

    down with the Rona

    Rona Romney McDaniel?

  60. 60.

    Calouste

    June 11, 2020 at 1:40 am

    @Kent: Hurricanes are pretty massive mofos, Hurricane force winds 100 miles out from the center are not rare.  And then of course predicting their path is hard.

  61. 61.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:40 am

    @cain: It will be “Pour the gas and toss a match.”

    We already have 40 FUCKING YEARS of Supreme Court Injustice Neil Goresuch and blackout drunk college rapist Brett Kavanaugh.

    And 1/4 of the Federal judges being prepubescent right wing nutjobs for the next 50 YEARS!

  62. 62.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 1:45 am

    @James E Powell: haha, I’ve taken the route of “I can’t swear at work, so I’m going to swear extra when I’m home.” Good thing I plan never to have kids.

  63. 63.

    trollhattan

    June 11, 2020 at 1:45 am

    @Kent:

    “Clear” chickens were one of the less-successful Scientology recruitment schemes.

  64. 64.

    oclib

    June 11, 2020 at 1:47 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    been to both and as an 18yo naïve Oregonian, my best decisions were ahead of me at the time…. :)

  65. 65.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:48 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Speculative dark humor, sir :-)

  66. 66.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:49 am

    @Amir Khalid: What work?

    Dump thought the presidency was being praised for his tremendousness.

  67. 67.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @NickM

    Nonstop drive: 668 miles
    Driving time: 9 hours, 31 minutes
    This is a pretty long drive, so it’s not very realistic to drive nonstop. Source

  68. 68.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @mrmoshpotato: what I said to Lyrebird, thought about that earlier today, but decided not to specify any category of black lives. Might be being too nit-picky, but I figure it’s better to be overly careful with words than not careful enough…

  69. 69.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @Kent: Hope Hicks is the new young Melania. That’s why she got called back from Fox.

    She’s gonna run the presidency by proxy – by that time – Hicks will running the country while feeding a cold oatmeal to Trump while he still blabbers about his 2016 election win.

    Trump will also start calling her ‘mother’.

  70. 70.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 1:51 am

    @Emma

    Go with a classic?

    “And liberty and justice for all”

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:52 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Corona Romney McDaniel

  72. 72.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:53 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Speaking of tv and maybe ads, I had this idea that we would run biden/project lincoln ads on hannity, ingraham and tucker – just shitting on Trump – I understand at least Laura Ingraham is running at a loss. I bet they are desperate and the ad buys would be desperate.. it would be the kind of ratfucking Wilson could get behind.

  73. 73.

    cain

    June 11, 2020 at 1:54 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    There was some discussion some years ago about how congress could just add more SCOTUS justices and tilt it more liberal. Didn’t Truman do that? Or was that FDR?

  74. 74.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:56 am

    @oclib: Hehe, understood.

  75. 75.

    Ruckus

    June 11, 2020 at 1:58 am

    @NotMax: 
    383 miles, city center to city center.

  76. 76.

    SectionH

    June 11, 2020 at 1:58 am

    WTAF? Why haven’t ppl already made a HUGE stink about the fucking CROWN behind the elephant? FFS…
    Sigh, I guess that’s supposed to be a Basketball? Oh then the stars…

    How awfully can they pander?

    Call it subliminal? I’m a graphic designer* and that Is a crown.

    *even though I can usually spell.

  77. 77.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 1:58 am

    @NotMax: heh, I hate the Pledge of Allegiance with a burning passion, but there may be a way to do a BLM twist on the phrase… hmmm. Thanks! Sloganeering is hard, and I have a headache from sitting too long in the sun hours ago, urgh.

  78. 78.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 1:59 am

    @Emma: Good idea.  Not sure how to imply children.  Sorry.

  79. 79.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:02 am

    @cain: I don’t remember when the Supreme Court was expanded.

  80. 80.

    The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion

    June 11, 2020 at 2:03 am

    @Emma: Black Minds Matter

  81. 81.

    Ruckus

    June 11, 2020 at 2:04 am

    @Kent:

    First time I was in Miami I had to go the the bank on Saturday morning to pick up about $35,000. in cash for an event because the new president of the organization had set down his briefcase with that amount in it and walked away from it on Friday night and someone came along and picked it up. Do you have any idea how it feels to walk around a strange city with $35,000 in cash in your pocket? I’ve had to do it twice. It’s not exactly a calming experience.

  82. 82.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 2:05 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Last change was, if memory serves, late in the 1860s, setting it to 9 after a short time when it was 10.

  83. 83.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:05 am

    @The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion: Oh!  That is good!

  84. 84.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 2:06 am

    @mrmoshpotato: No worries! It’s more that I don’t want to unwittingly perpetrate perpetuate (goddamn headache) the dichotomy of little angels worth protecting vs. scary black men who’ve “proven” that they’re not worth caring about.

    @The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion: ooo, that’s an interesting one, very nice.

  85. 85.

    Steeplejack

    June 11, 2020 at 2:06 am

    <a href=”#comment-7736451″>@NickM</a>:

    Yeah, “700 miles” is out of whack.

    • Charlotte-Jacksonville: ≅ 380 miles.
    • Times Square-Atlanta: ≅ 870 miles.
    • Chicago-Trenton: ≅ 780 miles.
  86. 86.

    smike

    June 11, 2020 at 2:09 am

    @Emma:

    Look!

    Think!

    Learn!

    BLM!

  87. 87.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 2:09 am

    @Steeplejack

    Ah, I see I inadvertently typed Charlottesville rather than Charlotte.

  88. 88.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:10 am

    @NotMax: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before my time.  Were you still wearing long pants in those days? ?? (i laughed while writing this.)

  89. 89.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 11, 2020 at 2:12 am

    New reported cases of the coronavirus are on the rise in both North Carolina and Florida…

    iT’S JuSt iNcReAsEd tEsTiNg gUyS! sToP BeInG SuCh dOoMeRs! CaN’T LiVe iN FeAr!

    The president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, had been working to make changes to the platform to remove some of the language about gay rights, such as opposition to same-sex marriage, which will now remain in the platform.

    Wow, Jared was going to do something smart for once. Opposing gay marriage in 2020, that’s good look for the GOP

  90. 90.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 11, 2020 at 2:13 am

    @cain:

    That’s exactly what it is. And these same fuckheads in 2016 whined about Clinton being “coronated”

    @allium

    Still not a good look, given the who they’re nominating

  91. 91.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 2:14 am

    @smike: oh my gosh, you guys are the best, I like your suggestion a lot too! I might have to buy another poster board to include all the suggestions and make my student hold it…

  92. 92.

    Ruckus

    June 11, 2020 at 2:15 am

    Actually that doesn’t look like a crown, it looks like 2 cops bending over someone. I don’t see raised batons so they must be shooting the guy on the ground.

    Even more actually it looks like a 4 yr old on drugs did that with an etch a sketch.

  93. 93.

    Rina99

    June 11, 2020 at 2:16 am

    Ugh, I live in Jacksonville. If the RNC clusterfuck actually happens here, my niece and I will be attending our first protest.

  94. 94.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:18 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    iT’S JuSt iNcReAsEd tEsTiNg gUyS! sToP BeInG SuCh dOoMeRs! CaN’T LiVe iN FeAr!

    Yeah, man!  We’re all gonna die some day!  So chill the fuck out! And vote for Dump, broskovich!  NO COLLISION!

    ETA – and NO COLLUSION!

  95. 95.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 2:19 am

    Are there five stars because you-know-what has five children?

  96. 96.

    Steeplejack

    June 11, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @Emma:

    Perhaps “Teachers support BLM” for Side 1? “Educators” sounds kind of jargon-y. Maybe overkill for a simple protest sign.

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Would you believe knickerbockers?

    ;)

  98. 98.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:23 am

    @Rina99: Do you need protest sign suggestions?

    (Sorry, do you need to be flooded with protest sign suggestions?)

  99. 99.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 2:25 am

    @Steeplejack: yeah, I know what you mean, but since I’m actually a paraeducator and not a certificated teacher, it seemed a little weird to lump us all together as “teachers” lol. (Even though, yes, we’re all teachers in the general sense…)

  100. 100.

    Aleta

    June 11, 2020 at 2:27 am

    Walmart Says It Will No Longer Lock Up African-American Beauty Products

    The policy had been the subject of a racial discrimination lawsuit that was dropped last year, but the practice had come under renewed scrutiny.

    Hair care and beauty products sold predominantly to black people could be accessed at certain stores only by getting a Walmart employee to unlock the cases, some of which featured additional anti-theft measures.

    At some stores, the cases were across the aisle from shelves of generic beauty products that were not locked up and included shampoo and conditioner.

    …
    Walmart had previously said that certain products were locked up because they were more likely to be stolen.

     

    (The change) followed a recent report by the television station CBS 4 in Denver that drew attention to the different treatment of Walmart customers.

    “As a retailer serving millions of customers every day from diverse backgrounds, Walmart does not tolerate discrimination of any kind,” Lorenzo Lopez, a Walmart spokesman, wrote in an email on Wednesday night.

     

    CVS and Walgreens have also faced criticism for locking up beauty products sold to black people. The companies did not immediately respond to requests for comment on Wednesday night.

  101. 101.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 2:29 am

    @NotMax: The New York basketball team?  Not pants, not shorts.  Those are stilts!

  102. 102.

    Martin

    June 11, 2020 at 2:29 am

    @Ruckus: The key to it is telling yourself that you’re the only one who knows you have that much on you. If you start looking like a dude carrying a bundle, that’s when you’re in trouble.

  103. 103.

    Martin

    June 11, 2020 at 2:36 am

    @Emma: No Justice, No Teach.

  104. 104.

    CaseyL

    June 11, 2020 at 2:37 am

    @mrmoshpotato:  “Black Kids Matter” – I like that one!

    Something strange happening in Seattle: Monday, protestors occupied a 6-block section of the Capitol Hill neighborhood (so named back when Seattle was hoping to become the state capital).  The occupation capped a battle of the streets that ended with the cops shutting down their precinct station and leaving. The area has been named “Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).”

    SFAICT,  CHAZ has become a sort of commune/farmer’s market/street fair.  There’s food distribution, medical stations, free movies, and I don’t know where people are sleeping or going to the bathroom, but they seem to have that covered.  I haven’t been there – getting to Capital Hill is a PITA, and there was no parking to be had even before the kids closed down a huge chunk of the place.

    If it lasts through the weekend I might try to visit on Sunday.

    Trump has threatened to send in the army. RWers are throwing a hissy fit about “Antifa terrorists taking over Seattle!”.  Mayor Durkan is doing the right thing, I think, by leaving it alone.  Some of the folks in CHAZ say they’re staying until their demands are met; some say they’re staying, period.

    I don’t watch TV anymore, so I’m missing whatever coverage CHAZ is getting.  Very much a throwback to the late 60s-early 70s, when activists occupied government buildings, college buildings, and Native Americans occupied Alcatraz Island.

    It’s a fascinating happening (in the 1960s sense of the word) and I wonder how it will turn out.

    Here’s what’s happening there today.

  105. 105.

    NotMax

    June 11, 2020 at 2:38 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Don’t be silly; those are for dunking, not for wearing.

    :)

  106. 106.

    Aleta

    June 11, 2020 at 2:38 am

    @Emma:

    Learn to fight all racism

    Or:

    It’s time we learn how to end racism.   Educators support  Black Lives Matter.

  107. 107.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 11, 2020 at 2:43 am

    @Emma:

    At the simplest level, and that’s where protest signs are, schools have teachers. End of story. It’s not like you’re gonna be carded by the education police about your sign. Oops, sorry, I mean gassed and clubbed by the education police.

  108. 108.

    Rina99

    June 11, 2020 at 2:43 am

    @mrmoshpotato: LOL, sure. My niece has been wanting to travel to DC to protest in front of the White House. I’m tempted, but am still being hyper-vigilant about coronavirus. If Trump shows up here, I’ll likely take my chances with a mask.

  109. 109.

    Aleta

    June 11, 2020 at 2:52 am

    @CaseyL:  My partner’s daughter came into being because of  the occupation of a university president’s office to protest  the Kent State shootings.  Her father came through the window and her mother (already inside the blockaded office) said “He looks interesting.”

  110. 110.

    Emma

    June 11, 2020 at 3:00 am

    Thanks so much for all the suggestions, everyone, definitely have enough now to make at least 2 posters, yay! Off to bed now, good night!

  111. 111.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 3:05 am

    @NotMax: Hahaha, I don’t know recent times.  But 80’s and 90’s, dunking on by Da Bulls?  Yes.

  112. 112.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 11, 2020 at 3:09 am

    @Rina99: In all seriousness, wearing a mask is not to protect yourself, it’s to protect others.  With the statistical lowness of testing, it’s good to make sure you don’t unknowingly spread the virus.

  113. 113.

    CaseyL

    June 11, 2020 at 3:15 am

    @Aleta: That is what the movie biz calls “a cute meet.”  Great story!

  114. 114.

    Sister Golden Bear

    June 11, 2020 at 3:18 am

    @cain:

    Unfortunately, there will be a new first lady for the 3rd term as by then Trump would have found a new playmate – possibly Kayleigh, although she’s not blond enough.

    People say she’s a dumb blonde, but they don’t know she dyes her hair.

  115. 115.

    Bruuuuce

    June 11, 2020 at 3:18 am

    @meander: Here are all of the Jacksonville jokes from The Good Place. Meme away!

  116. 116.

    Luciamia

    June 11, 2020 at 4:17 am

    And just in time for hurricane season.

     

    .(I hope the person who designed that logo asked to be paid upfront).

  117. 117.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    June 11, 2020 at 4:18 am

    @cain: You think they choose Charlotte because it’s symbol is a crown? That’s putting too much emphasis on the symbol.

    Charlotte is a big banking hub and throws good convention. The crown comes along with the good times; it’s everywhere on materials associated with the city. The only symbol more common would be the Panthers logo.

  118. 118.

    Mohagan

    June 11, 2020 at 4:24 am

    @Aleta: This is clearly racist, but judging by my local store, sometimes Wal-Mart just has its head up its ass.  They locked up the Tums for a while because something else on the shelf was deemed in need of extra protection, and while I am a Tums junkie, even I wouldn’t bother finding a store employee to buy a bottle.  Easier to go to another store, and they aren’t that expensive.  Several months later the Tums were available on a regular open shelf.  Guess they finally noticed they weren’t selling.  But I couldn’t believe the employee who originally set them up behind a locked area didn’t instead go to a supervisor and point out that was nuts.  However, I’ve never worked at a Wal-Mart, and maybe pointing out the obvious is a firing offense.

  119. 119.

    J R in WV

    June 11, 2020 at 4:51 am

    I did USN boot camp in March at Great Lakes. AFter boot camp, did months in A school and every weekend we could afford a round trip ticket on the train to downtown, we were outa there.
    Music of all sorts, the occasional post concert riot with cop cars flipped and burned, crash pads with hippies.

    Saw Procol Harum, Jethro Tull, Frank Zappa, Janis Joplin, many blues bands, this was back when great acid was really everywhere, clean and cheap.

    Then after school I was sent to an old sub tender with a diesel squadron, the last diesel boats in the USN, at Key West. Bummer! Annual trips to New Orleans during Mardi Gras, so the best liberty in the whole Navy. The work was hard, the bosses were red neck pricks from Alabama, I was antiwar and treated poorly on that account, but off duty things were great.

    There were guys playing Key West bars for drinks and tips who became famous. Jimmy Buffet, Jerry Jeff Walker, we went to parties where they played. I helped some guys rebuild a trashed bar across the street, I drank in there for free if I couldn’t afford a drink. Lou’s it was called. Treasure Salvors were stilll looking for their mother load, which they found a year or two after I left for home.

    Except for being anti war and hated for it, it was a great time, Learned to dive on the reefs, saw the Hennessy races from out on the course. Was a great way to start a grownup llfe.

    I hate Orlando and JAX, Miami wasn’t to bad back then, I think it would suck now!

  120. 120.

    Aleta

    June 11, 2020 at 5:29 am

    That crown behind the elephant.  They must hope it will say to evangelicals: ‘We’re  the party of G is King.’  But in symbol-speak it looks like  ‘We put Party first, then g’  or  ‘We’re into gd but we practice elephant idolatry.’

  121. 121.

    Jay Noble

    June 11, 2020 at 5:38 am

    @Mohagan:
    I seem to remember the Tums thing was kids were crushing them up and snorting them.

  122. 122.

    There go two miscreants

    June 11, 2020 at 6:16 am

    @NotMax:

    “I blame autocorrect!”

  123. 123.

    Just One More Canuck

    June 11, 2020 at 6:18 am

    @Keith P.: hurricanes?

  124. 124.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    June 11, 2020 at 6:48 am

    @cain:

    I’m picturing Trump being carried in on a litter, reclining in an ermine robe and eating from a golden tray of Big Macs.

  125. 125.

    Ken

    June 11, 2020 at 7:15 am

    Duval GOP Chairman Dean Black said if the RNC comes to Jacksonville, the pandemic will be taken into consideration, but he referred us to the RNC for details on the plans.

    “On contacting the RNC, they said the pandemic would be taken into consideration, and referred us to the Duval GOP for details on the plans.”

  126. 126.

    SW

    June 11, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Feedlot Lamar Colorado.  It has everything.  Plus a giant dung hill and an odor befitting all the delegates.

  127. 127.

    Constance Reader

    June 11, 2020 at 10:37 am

    “Black said this would be the biggest event for Jacksonville since the Superbowl in 2005.”

    I invite everyone to read Charles Pierce’s article in Esquire yesterday, about how he was at that Super Bowl, and the city couldn’t handle that crowd either.  They had to house people in cruise ships on the bay, probably not a good option this time.

  128. 128.

    Ruckus

    June 11, 2020 at 10:56 am

    @Martin:

    Absolutely. I looked like a working guy. It was just that the teller counted it all out, out loud, and set it where every one in the bank could see it, outside his window, right in front of me. No one who worked in the bank blinked an eye or hesitated for a moment. Large sums of cash money seemed to be rather normal to them. The second time was on the opposite coast and was my money from a machine auction I’d held. I was the only person that knew I had that much money but the few people around didn’t care the amount only that they might find some on your body.

  129. 129.

    grandpa john

    June 11, 2020 at 10:58 am

    @NotMax: Charlotte  NC,  Charlottesville is in Virginia

  130. 130.

    grandpa john

    June 11, 2020 at 11:14 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: The crown is not new it is Charlottes symbol because Charlotte is and has been for many years been called the Queen City

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