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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / GOP Death Cult Open Thread: COVID-19 Colosseum Rally Is GO!

GOP Death Cult Open Thread: COVID-19 Colosseum Rally Is GO!

by Anne Laurie|  June 19, 20206:59 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trumpery

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GOP Death Cult Open Thread:  COVID-19 Colosseum Rally Is GO!

(Matt Davies via GoComics.com)

WE AT COVID COLLISEUM RESPECT YOUR COURAGE https://t.co/ylpPbu441U

— kilgore trout, a ramp with no steps (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 19, 2020

Look at how this consumes Trump. Being worshipped for a couple hours, preferably as police brutalize his critics outside, is all that matters to him right now. Everybody else's health, safety, rights and priorities be damned. His Super Sweet Juneteenth.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 19, 2020

Per the Washington Post:

The Oklahoma Supreme Court Friday rejected an appeal of a lawsuit attempting to block President Trump from holding an indoor campaign rally Saturday in Tulsa that many feared could worsen the spread of coronavirus, paving the way for the event to go off as planned.

A lawsuit filed on behalf of local residents, business owners and a community center in the historically black neighborhood of Greenwood earlier this week had demanded that the arena adhere to social distancing guidelines from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or that the event be canceled. The Trump campaign has said it will take temperatures of supporters entering the 19,000-seat BOK Center and hand out masks, but face coverings are not required…

The ruling came as thousands of Trump fans and protesters poured into this city in advance of President Trump’s first campaign rally in months. Authorities had imposed a curfew Thursday night over fears of potential violence that was to last through the rally, but on Friday afternoon, Trump tweeted that the curfew would not be in place.

“I just spoke to the highly respected Mayor of Tulsa, G.T. Bynum, who informed me there will be no curfew tonight or tomorrow for our many supporters attending the #MAGA Rally,” Trump said. “Enjoy yourselves – thank you to Mayor Bynum!”…

The president’s decision to hold his first campaign-style rally since the pandemic began in Tulsa on Juneteenth weekend has angered many across the country and in Tulsa, the site of one of the country’s worst race massacres, and it comes as the country is in the midst of a historic reckoning on race after the death of George Floyd while in police custody in Minneapolis May 25…

I’ll believe that Trump is growing into the presidency when his staff stops talking about him like a toddler. https://t.co/oDqxY4scjr

[ This is the 1482nd tweet in the #ToddlerinChief thread.] pic.twitter.com/NdFN6BtU6s

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) June 19, 2020

Fortunately, THEY HAVE FOUND THE REQUISITE PATSY:

Parscale had never heard of Juneteenth.

When it was raised to him, he didnt see significance, thinking the campaign had held rallies on holidays before.

How a Tulsa rally that was supposed to be abt reopening became another story about Trump and race. https://t.co/5JpWnp52EE

— Annie Karni (@anniekarni) June 18, 2020


Brad Parscale, the Trump campaign manager, needed to find a host city for the president’s triumphant return to the campaign trail, and he didn’t have much time.

Reviewing a list of potential locations over the past few weeks, Mr. Parscale quickly settled on Tulsa, Okla., people familiar with the planning said in interviews, mostly because it seemed easy. A deep red state President Trump carried by 36 percentage points four years ago, Oklahoma wasn’t in play for the November election. But it was the furthest along of any state in the country in terms of reopening, and it had seen fewer than 400 Covid-19 deaths since the beginning of the pandemic.

A city with a supportive Republican mayor, where the coronavirus was no longer having a deep impact on daily life, seemed like the most effortless way to pack an arena and deliver Mr. Trump the adulatory validation he craved.

But instead of offering Mr. Trump a glide path back into the campaign season, where he could sell a message about a country overcoming daunting challenges, Mr. Trump’s Tulsa rally has become yet another flash point for a candidate who has repeatedly displayed insensitivity about race in America and ignited controversies and divided people with his use of racist language…

Not reassuring! pic.twitter.com/d8UTYybjja

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 19, 2020

pic.twitter.com/dm8XSStggl

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 19, 2020

The thing about the MAGAbomber is that severely isolated, perpetually aggrieved Facebook addicts who've made attending Trump rallies in a decked out Memecamper their entire personality are incredibly common. https://t.co/jiH5iNklqS

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 19, 2020

Is Cherry Kool-Aid the official drink of the Tulsa rally? pic.twitter.com/E5B8Rf1FA1

— Kevin (@mcnamee_kevin) June 17, 2020

The president has a Juneteenth message for all those folks who might turn up in Oklahoma but it's obvious they are from "New York, Seattle and Minneapolis", if they know what he means. https://t.co/8wTMTOPiuS

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 19, 2020

That his rally in Tulsa will be attended by more than a few of the children and grandchildren of 1921 massacre participants is a certainty.

He's there to tell them that they lived in a better time. When people knew their place. And he openly pines for a police-enforced sequel. https://t.co/dkaTFyV74E

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 19, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    I’ve said from the outset of this election that we are in a battle for the soul of this nation. Who we are. What we believe. And maybe most important — who we want to be. It’s all at stake.That's the case we're making in our first TV ad of the general election: pic.twitter.com/gGeSmBIIxA— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 19, 2020

  2. 2.

    Jeffro

    June 19, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    All right, I’ll just say it: these people deserve everything that’s coming to them.  Including, but not limited to, catching Covid-19.

  3. 3.

    MattF

    June 19, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    It’s not complicated. Give Trump an opportunity for cruelty, and he’ll be happy. He’d prefer to be cruel to his enemies, but he’ll settle for being cruel to his supporters. Cruelty is the point.

  4. 4.

    Cermet

    June 19, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    If only the orange cloud of foul gas, pence and this crowd were to all get COVID and die, the world would not just be a better place but untold thousands that are doomed to die thanks to these morrons will live. A very nice trade. If only.

  5. 5.

    Immanentize

    June 19, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Let me add a little critical context to the Brad Parscale knowledge fail?

    That grifting fuck lived in Austin.  May be a native Texan! (Don’t hate enough to check).  Texas is where, y’no, Juneteenth happened.

  6. 6.

    Brachiator

    June 19, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    I just want any protestors outside to be safe.

    The rally itself will just be another ugly Lost Cause.

  7. 7.

    geg6

    June 19, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    I hate these mother fuckers with the heat of a thousand suns. I really do and I’m never gonna forgive, let alone forget. Ever.

  8. 8.

    MisterForkbeard

    June 19, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    @Immanentize: The fact that they’re blaming this on Parscale is kind of impressive. And because even if you accept this as true (nope) literally anyone else involved in it should have brought it up.

    Wait, you mean everyone in the Trump Campaign/Administration is a racist fuckwad? Okay, I can believe that.

  9. 9.

    The Moar You Know

    June 19, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Parscale had never heard of Juneteenth.

    Bullshit.  Don’t stand for these people insulting your fucking intelligence.

  10. 10.

    The Thin Black Duke

    June 19, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    @geg6: Forgive them? Never. The act of forgiveness implies that there is something of value that can be redeemed in the person you’re granting forgiveness to. But these hateful pieces of shit? They were bad from the start and they’ll die bad, having learned nothing. Fuck them. They don’t deserve our forgiveness.

  11. 11.

    CaseyL

    June 19, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    That woman who’s been to 36 rallies in 19 states, I’m sure she’s not the only one.  I’d hate to think any MAGAts are former Deadheads, but that’s what they remind me of.  Only without the music or general benevolence.

    Just think of this woman, and the others like her, taking the virus back to their nests.  Infecting one another and their families.

    I’ll say it:  I hope they all sicken and die.

  12. 12.

    HeleninEire

    June 19, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Read Adam’s Karen post earlier. I am in the same position as him. I’m now responsible for my 85 year old high blood pressure Dad. I will probably be OK if I get it. I can’t take that chance.

    And I actually feel sort of OK right now. NY has fought this disease down. We went from 800+ deaths in April to 14 yesterday.

    We just need to be careful.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    @geg6:

    @The Thin Black Duke:

     

    They ain’t asking for forgiveness.  Moot point.

  14. 14.

    Mary G

    June 19, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    @Immanentize: Yes, my very white Swedish-American mom born and raised in Austin commemorated Juneteenth every year of my childhood. My dad from Kentucky got Derby Day in May, when they drank mint juleps in the backyard, and mom got a picnic every Juneteenth, because it was a happy holiday. I thought everyone knew about it until I went off to college.

  15. 15.

    Mary G

    June 19, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    "Brad Parscale, Donald Trump's campaign manager, did not vote for President Trump in 2016. In fact, he didn't vote in the general election at all, according to election records obtained by CBS News." https://t.co/Yrls7e0fEQ— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 19, 2020

  16. 16.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 19, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    @CaseyL: Deadheads is just what that made me think of.

  17. 17.

    MomSense

    June 19, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    @HeleninEire:

    I’m right with you – 82 year old mom in my care.

  18. 18.

    Kelly

    June 19, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    @HeleninEire: Me to. My Mom is 84.

  19. 19.

    Catherine D.

    June 19, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    @geg6:

    I hate these mother fuckers with the heat of a thousand suns. I really do and I’m never gonna forgive, let alone forget. Ever.

    Come sit 2 meters away from me.

    I’m calming myself by listening to Sean Shibe’s Bach lute works arranged for guitar.

  20. 20.

    taumaturgo

    June 19, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Donald needs to go, that should be step one. Then, what? Will the Democrat leadership continue their unending love for big donors, large corporations, and Wall Street? Bidens not so secret high rollers fundraisers smack of more of the same. Donald has to go, but then what? Will the working class productivity gains continue to flow to plutocrats, health insurance carriers and big pharma, rent-seekers, and nickel and dime corporate opportunists? Any token wage increases will continue to flow upwards. Will killer cops continue their rampage with impunity? Will the “is only a few bad apple cops” taking point prevailed in Washington as it does in most municipalities? Will incrementalism, globalism, and the nefarious neoliberalism that Biden and Democrat leadership embrace instead of decrying, continue to dominate economic policy?  Time will tell. Let’s retire Donnie and I will do my utmost to vote him out of office but I will be ecstatic if an old dog could learn new tricks.

  21. 21.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 19, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    @taumaturgo: Fuck off.

  22. 22.

    HeleninEire

    June 19, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    @MomSense: Good Luck. So funny how the responsibilities have changed.

     

    @Kelly: Take care.

  23. 23.

    donnah

    June 19, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Also caring for two senior Moms. And they’re bored. But we remind them that this is not over and we just can’t pretend that it is.

    Remember this: in a few weeks, people will die because Trump wanted adoration.

  24. 24.

    Kilgore Trout

    June 19, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    @CaseyL: As I quipped on Twitter, one difference between the MAGA tour heads and the Deadheads is that the only drug you’ll be able to score in line in Tulsa is hydroxychloroquine.

  25. 25.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Hey, c’mon, at least there was some lip service about Trump being ever-so-slightly worse than the horrible horrible Democrats.

  26. 26.

    Sure Lurkalot

    June 19, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    @HeleninEire: I was so jealous when you were living in Ireland during pre-Covid Trumpville. You’re back where you need to be and I hope you and Pa stay healthy for a long time.

  27. 27.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 19, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    @different-church-lady: Republican, Russian or Rose?
    I can’t tell the difference any more.

  28. 28.

    cmorenc

    June 19, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    A woman interviewed on Fox just now waiting outside the BOK Center in Tulsa said tomorrow’s event will be her 36th Trump rally and 19th state — her first in Oklahoma.

    There were Grateful Dead fanatics who repeatedly trekked around the country to attend their concerts, now there’s the nightmare mirror-image of Death-Eater Donald Trump fans repeatedly trekking around the country – Dead fans were a gathering of the totally cool, Trump fans are a gathering of the totally uncool

  29. 29.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 19, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @MomSense: Long time no see, how have you been.

  30. 30.

    dmsilev

    June 19, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    incrementalism, globalism, and the nefarious neoliberalism

    Dibs on the band name. I’m thinking a K-pop/country fusion group.

  31. 31.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    June 19, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    For anyone who’s interested, there’s a Juneteenth Celebration on ABC at 8 pm EST

  32. 32.

    rikyrah

    June 19, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    I deal with a lot of Seniors. They want to get out and about.  I understand, but, no .

     

    I am sad to report that one of their crew went to the opening up of the CASINO AND CAUGHT COVID-19 ????

     

    I feel bad for the lady, I really do. But, she is a cautionary tale for the rest of them.. They aren’t talking about going out anymore.

  33. 33.

    Mike in NC

    June 19, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Parscale has grifted his boss’s campaign for millions of dollars. He probably has a nice walk-in closet in his Florida condo filled with finely tailored three-piece suits and silk ties.

  34. 34.

    HeleninEire

    June 19, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot: Thank you. Dad is the reason I came back. I hope he lives for 10 more years…until he is 95. But as soon as he passes I am going right back.

  35. 35.

    Chief Oshkosh

    June 19, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @taumaturgo: 

    the Democrat leadership

    There’s the “tell.”

  36. 36.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @HeleninEire:

    Globalist.

  37. 37.

    zhena gogolia

    June 19, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud:

    Nice.

  38. 38.

    White & Gold Purgatorian

    June 19, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    @Kelly: Me three. My mom is 93, in good health and lives (alone) next door. Has a big garden and lots of flowers. She hasn’t been inside a store since mid-March. I do all the shopping and, like Adam, wipe down all her stuff before it goes in her house. My goal for the next however long is to make sure she and my husband stay safe from COVID 19. That is the purpose of my life right now. Once we live through this, I’ll recalibrate, but taking care of the people we love has to take priority.  This is something I can do, at a time when many things are outside our control.

    I’m in North Alabama and just went to Publix yesterday. More masks than usual, but very few shoppers. I go near opening time, so that helps. Most staff at our Publix are wearing masks and wearing them properly.

  39. 39.

    Auntie Anne

    June 19, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    href=”#comme7745697″>@HeleninEire: @HeleninEire: 

    85 year old father here with heart disease. I’m in the same boat. I am very thankful I live in a blue state in the Northeast that is taking this seriously.

  40. 40.

    Bex

    June 19, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I think Russian.  He’s all alone in the boiler room since all his co-workers are dying of “pneumonia” in overcrowded St. Petersburg hospitals.

  41. 41.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    @Mary G:

    Yes, my very white Swedish-American mom born and raised in Austin commemorated Juneteenth every year of my childhood. My dad from Kentucky got Derby Day in May, when they drank mint juleps in the backyard, and mom got a picnic every Juneteenth, because it was a happy holiday. I thought everyone knew about it until I went off to college.

    You should expand on that kernel, there’s a story there.

  42. 42.

    HeleninEire

    June 19, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    @Baud: ? I love you too.

  43. 43.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 19, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    Friend reported late this afternoon that the QuikTrip store about 4 miles from the BOK Center has been boarded up—all the glass covered, everything taken off marquee, gas pumps locked and taped, parking area blockaded so no one can drive in. This store is 10 blocks from where we live! She didn’t see any place else around here boarded up.

    QT chain was started here in Tulsa

    The company has boarded up at least 6 stores in Tulsa

    Trump is evil and GOPers are crazy!

  44. 44.

    rikyrah

    June 19, 2020 at 8:10 pm

    @Immanentize:

    I am Black and knew about Juneteenth.

    We didn’t celebrate it.

    My mother, from Mississippi, Jim Crow Mississippi, told me that Black folk from Texas and Oklahoma celebrated it.

  45. 45.

    glory b

    June 19, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Thank you!

  46. 46.

    glory b

    June 19, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    i@Chief Oshkosh: Exactly,  that says everything you need to know.

  47. 47.

    Kineslaw

    June 19, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    I’m living with two 76-y-o parents.

    My Dad desperately needs a back surgery fewer than twenty surgeons in
    Texas even do.  It’s currently scheduled-ish for early September and with cases rising I’m worried elective surgeries will be stopped again.

    I had surgery on my foot and ankle a couple of weeks ago because I didn’t want to wait until I had to have it and not be able to get it.

    Doing some properly-distanced socializing in the backyard has kept them sane, but I’m not sure how long that will last.

  48. 48.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: That’s because there isn’t one.

  49. 49.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    June 19, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    OT

    For me, listening to this music on Juneteenth

    We Insist! Max Roach’s Freedom Now Suite

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvFzXr-o-8

    provides the best solace from the vile filth and garbage spewed by Trump and his enablers

  50. 50.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    @rikyrah: Can I put this tactfully, but also tongue-in-cheek: how do you feel about the massive symbolic over-correction we’re having? (While the practical under-correction continues apace, that is.)

  51. 51.

    Mary Ellen Sandahl

    June 19, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    I don’t know how plugged in Parscale is, but I can’t, personally, assume he’s lying about never having heard of Juneteenth, because I had just barely heard the word before this year,and had no idea up til the last couple of weeks of what its meaning is. And I live in a diverse community, and have had Black friends and acquaintances over the years, and am a good ol’ liberal. The holiday had just never crossed my ken. I’m sure there are loads of whites and other ethnic group members who live in less mixed areas who were equally clueless until now.
    Now if there was a nice line of greeting cards…

  52. 52.

    Keith P.

    June 19, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    @cmorenc: There’s also those people who drive around the country, eating at every restaurant that Guy Fieri ate at. Not quite as psycho as attending 36 MAGA rallies, though.

  53. 53.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    @cmorenc: They did a study, and as it turns out, only about 150 thousand people ever went to a The Grateful Dead concert, but each those people went to 37 concerts on average.

  54. 54.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 19, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    P  C Cast has written a book series with her daughter. The title is House of Night, and it’s set in an alternate universe where Tulsa is inhabited by humans and vampires!!

    The series is said to be quite good. I don’t like stories about vampires, so I haven’t read any of the books

  55. 55.

    low-tech cyclist

    June 19, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    @CaseyL:That woman who’s been to 36 rallies in 19 states, I’m sure she’s not the only one.  I’d hate to think any MAGAts are former Deadheads, but that’s what they remind me of.  Only without the music or general benevolence.

    Ya beat me to it.

    Alternatively, instead of Death Cab for Cutie, it’s Death Arena for MAGAts.

  56. 56.

    Steeplejack

    June 19, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    @HeleninEire:

    Good to see your nym again!

  57. 57.

    A Ghost to Most

    June 19, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: The mouse that roared.

  58. 58.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    I see all the ages of the moms and dads above, my brother is now caring for our 88-year-old father along with a granddaughter while momma recovers from some serious medical issues. Caution isn’t the word to describe how careful they are all and how concerned about exposure they all are.

    On a lighter note, the latest from the Lincoln Project on #RichMitch

  59. 59.

    HeleninEire

    June 19, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    @Steeplejack:  Thanks. I’ve mostly been lurking. Notice that my nym hasn’t changed. And my Facebook “where do you live” hasn’t changed either. My heart is still in Dublin.

  60. 60.

    geg6

    June 19, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    @taumaturgo:

    Love the wingnut tell.  It’s fucking Democratic when used as an adjective you stupid asshole.  And don’t come at me with the Berniebro neoliberal shit either.  You can just fuck off and die with the Trumpers for all I care.

  61. 61.

    White & Gold Purgatorian

    June 19, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    @Ladyraxterinok:  Stay safe. Trump is evil and evil people flock to his presence, where he then brings out the worst in them.

  62. 62.

    MisterForkbeard

    June 19, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: I thought the tell was “neoliberals” but I suppose he can have more than one.

  63. 63.

    Yutsano

    June 19, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Poe’s Law needs an update methinks.

  64. 64.

    Jinchi

    June 19, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    @Mary G: Brad Parscale, Donald Trump’s campaign manager, did not vote for President Trump in 2016.

    Well, his kids forgot to vote for him too, so…..

    Donald Trump’s Kids Eric and Ivanka Miss Deadline to Vote in NY GOP Primary – ABC news

  65. 65.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Y’all looking for a “tell” when he’s showing you all his cards.

  66. 66.

    topclimber

    June 19, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: Good catch. For me, the tell is “globalist.” Sure, let’s not think beyond our boundaries in an age of pandemics and climate change. Not to mention a world wide trend toward growing income disparity that needs to be addressed.

    Yeah, I am a cosmopolitan. Got a problem with that MAGAt?

  67. 67.

    BBA

    June 19, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Glad to see we’re already tearing down statues of Washington and Jefferson, vile slavers that they were.

    Now do Lincoln. White savior narratives never sat well with me.

    By the time I’m done there won’t be a single statue left in the land.

  68. 68.

    Amir Khalid

    June 19, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    I’m not sure why, exactly, but I had my friend Google Translate do this bit of Latin for me:

    Vos, qui estis morituri: si salutant vos.

  69. 69.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    @BBA: First they came for the statues, and I said nothing because I needed the bronze for some projects I was working on…

  70. 70.

    Ken

    June 19, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    @Kilgore Trout: As I quipped on Twitter, one difference between the MAGA tour heads and the Deadheads is that the only drug you’ll be able to score in line in Tulsa is hydroxychloroquine.

    Nah, considering the average age there’ll be tons of NSAIDs, blood thinners, cholinesterase inhibitors, diuretics, statins, …

  71. 71.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    June 19, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    @Mary Ellen Sandahl: I knew about the holiday but I thought first, it was celebrated only by black people in Texas and, second, that it was downright rude of white people to celebrate anything that had anything to do with slavery.  But now it sounds like it’s becoming a holiday anyone can celebrate, like cinco de mayo.

  72. 72.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    Fox News poll: Voters say campaign rallies are a bad idea

  73. 73.

    zhena gogolia

    June 19, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    I went to one. Don’t I count?

  74. 74.

    chopper

    June 19, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    “we who are about to be infected salute you”

  75. 75.

    Ken

    June 19, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    @BBA: By the time I’m done there won’t be a single statue left in the land.

    Let me guess, you saw Blink and haven’t been able to sleep since…

  76. 76.

    MomSense

    June 19, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I don’t even know anymore.  I’m working with maskless fools, isolating at home to protect my mom, and empty nesting it.  Thank goodness for music and movies.

    How are you doing?

  77. 77.

    danielx

    June 19, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    with the major difference that Deadheads were/are fun, non discriminatory and generally harmless. These people are aggressive assholes.

  78. 78.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    @Chacal Charles Calthrop:

    From your keystrokes to Kashana’s nightmare.

    Had a dream where Juneteenth got gentrified Cinco de Mayo style and white frat guys were wearing dashikis to bar hop and drunkenly singing stuff like “wade in the water.”

  79. 79.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Roger Stone Told Trump In Advance WikiLeaks Would Release Documents Harmful To Clinton Campaign, Aides Claimed
    Newly unredacted portions of the Mueller report show that Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, and Michael Cohen told investigators Stone had promised the campaign damaging revelations by WikiLeaks. The information was released following a lawsuit by BuzzFeed News.

  80. 80.

    Martin

    June 19, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    @different-church-lady: Same dynamic as gun owners now. Fewer americans than ever own a gun, but each person owns like 20 guns.

  81. 81.

    PsiFighter37

    June 19, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    @Baud: It’s almost as if the folks at Fox are trying to send a message to their golden cow to not screw things up. They know ginning up outrage at Biden is going to generate less dollars.

  82. 82.

    CaseyL

    June 19, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    Kudos to everyone here taking extraordinary measures to take care of and protect their elderly parents!

    My Mom (85 y.o.) lives in Florida and is on her own, what with my being in Seattle and my brother in Norway.  Fortunately, she’s still very sharp and independent, able to do her own shopping (masked, of course ; she’s very good about that).  She’s also a sedentary soul who doesn’t go out much other than for errands, which right now is a good thing.

  83. 83.

    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:53 pm

     
    Parent of toddler in ‘manipulated’ Trump video forces Facebook and Twitter to remove it

  84. 84.

    Kelly

    June 19, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I don’t remember when I learned of Juneteenth, which by the way the Chrome spell checker thinks it a misspelling of Nineteenth. Do better Google. I was an adult when I learned of it and while I recognize Juneteenth when I read about it I’ve never thought “Oh Juneteenth is coming up.

  85. 85.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    @AriBerman
    Kentucky cutting number of polling places for Tuesday’s primary from 3700 to 200 There will be one polling place for 616,000 registered voters in Louisville’s Jefferson County, where half state’s black voters live This is going to be a disaster

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    Baud

    June 19, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    Treasury, SBA cave to demands for bailout transparency

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    PsiFighter37

    June 19, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Googled and naturally, the current Kentucky SoS is a Republican. Go figure.

  88. 88.

    different-church-lady

    June 19, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Can we give Kentucky back to The Confederacy?

  89. 89.

    Jinchi

    June 19, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Kentucky implemented a universal option to vote by mail in April. Is there any word on whether voters have taken up on that option?

  90. 90.

    danielx

    June 19, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Because I need it.

    Edgar Winter’s White Trash:

    Keep Playin’ That Rock and Roll

  91. 91.

    Kelly

    June 19, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @different-church-lady:Can we give Kentucky back to The Confederacy?

    Kentucky never really seceded although a Confederate rump government was established and the Confederacy figured that counted.

    Abraham Lincoln: “I hope to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky.”

  92. 92.

    Martin

    June 19, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    @Chacal Charles Calthrop: I’ve always viewed it as celebrating a birthday. You celebrate for the happiness of others. That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy someone else’s birthday, but you do it to increase their happiness more than your own.

    So I’ve always wished people a happy Juneteenth. It’s a good day for white people to practice their listening skills and make space for others to tell their stories.

    We gotta figure out how to do the same thing for indigenous  Americans as well.

  93. 93.

    danielx

    June 19, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    Went with my brother to see a Dead cover band at a hippie hangout bar (fun place!) a couple of years back. He asked me how many people there I thought had ever seen the Grateful Dad live. I took a look around and said “1 in 10, maybe, I don’t think some of these people were born before Jerry Garcia died”.

    Note: I saw the Dead five or six times, my brother about twenty. When they weren’t having a good night, they were so-so, aside from watching the crowd. When they were hitting the note, it was like the wildest Saturday night you ever had.

  94. 94.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    Straight-up voter suppression.

    @different-church-lady:

    They were always ours, in a way, so not really.

    @Jinchi:

    I’m gonna go a-lookin’.

  95. 95.

    rikyrah

    June 19, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    @different-church-lady:

     

    It has been fascinating to watch. I am stunned. Just observing ????

  96. 96.

    Mike in NC

    June 19, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    @chopper: Few people know this but the Trump family can trace its roots back to Commodus.

  97. 97.

    Zinsky

    June 19, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    If someone is uncomfortable wearing a mask, they are really going to hate having a tube down their throat when they are on a ventilator!

  98. 98.

    trnc

    June 19, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    The Trump campaign has said it will take temperatures of supporters entering the 19,000-seat BOK Center and hand out masks,

    So that’s what they’re doing with the masks confiscated from the governors and hospitals and  national stockpile that Jared said belonged to him.

  99. 99.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 19, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Who knows how it turns out but my fears for the November election are starting to rise.

    The deadline to request an absentee ballot has passed. If you requested one, either through the Jefferson Co. Clerk’s application process, or Kentucky’s online portal, you should receive your ballot in the mail. All ballots being sent to registered voters who have requested one have been mailed as of Tuesday at midnight.

    “We mailed out just under 55,000 ballots. We had to get everything done that had been requested through application, process return, or through the portal, they had to be mailed out before midnight last night,” Ghibaudy said.

    Ghibaudy said about one-third of registered voters in Kentucky requested an absentee ballot this primary election. Last year, only about 1,200 were sent out. He said voters should receive theirs in the mail within the next few days, no later than Election Day.

    “The best thing to do is mark your ballot and definitely sign your signatures on the envelopes and put it in the mail,” Ghibaudy said.

    You have until Tuesday, June 23 at midnight to get your ballot postmarked for it to be counted.

  100. 100.

    James E Powell

    June 19, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    @BBA:

    I’m with you. When do we sandblast Stone Mountain?

  101. 101.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 19, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Ladyraxterinok:

    I have, however,  read the earlier Vicky Blake Vampire Hunter books and the earlier books in the series that the HBO series True Blood was based on. The only vampire stories that make sense to me are the ones in the Ilna Andrew’s series

  102. 102.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    June 19, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @chopper: “we who are about to be infected salute you”

    Single finger, right?

  103. 103.

    Kelly

    June 19, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    @James E Powell:I’m with you. When do we sandblast Stone Mountain?

    Perhaps a new US Army artillery range?

  104. 104.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 19, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    @White & Gold Purgatorian:

    We’re working on it.

    My friend will be 62 tomorrow and is the errand-runner. She has a daughter with several health problems.  I’m 80, with son in IA who just had his 51st birtday.

    My friend and I live in the same apartments complex (a very nice one), and look out for each other.

  105. 105.

    Jackie

    June 19, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Jinchi: I read “somewhere today,” that several voters who requested mail in ballots hadn’t received theirs as of yet. This starting to sound familiar.?

     

    @Jinchi:

  106. 106.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    June 19, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    @James E Powell: No, no, no! Artillery is the best option here. Think of the Independence Day racket it’ll make!

  107. 107.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    June 19, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    @The Moar You Know: I think the sentence was meant to be a reference to how it was always a dog whistle… nah, never mind, lousy joke. (But, see, people can’t *hear* dog whistles, and he said he never… right, you understood, you were still screaming for me to leave. Fine! I know where I’m not wanted!)

  108. 108.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 19, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    @White & Gold Purgatorian:

    We’re working on it.

    My friend will be 62 tomorrow and is the errand-runner. She has a daughter with several health problems.  I’m 80, with son in IA who just had his 51st birtday.

    My friend and I live in the same apartments complex (a very nice one), and look out for each other.

     

     

     

    @Martin:

     

    @Ladyraxterinok:

    Ilona Andrew’s

  109. 109.

    Steeplejack

    June 19, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    I first heard of Juneteenth when Ralph Ellison’s novel of that name was published posthumously in 1999. Not a great novel, but interesting as an artifact.

  110. 110.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    June 19, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    @CaseyL: I realized there was something different about the Dead when I heard that the city was upset at the mess camping Deadheads left behind, and when the band warned “we can’t have that happen, or we can’t come back to Philadelphia,” the place was cleared up the next day.

    I confess, I can’t imagine Trumpfolks doing anything like that.

  111. 111.

    geg6

    June 19, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    @danielx:

    OMG, the one and only Dead show I ever went to was the worst concert experience of my life.  And I have been to at least a hundred concerts in my day.  The stench of unwashed for weeks people, people so fucked up they could barely stand up and often didn’t and a band that was the most boring, self-absorbed music I ever heard.  Never much liked the band to start with and left after an interminable hour.  It went on for some time after I left.  I’ll never, ever understand why anyone would want to see them once, let alone numerous times.  But then, I’m sure some of the stuff I like might be your worst nightmare.

  112. 112.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    June 19, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Pretty amazing that someone who is a leader of the most powerful country on earth has the emotional need for the illusion of power that a rally gives.

  113. 113.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 19, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    @MomSense: Hanging in there. The heat and the allergies are killing me.

  114. 114.

    zzyzx

    June 19, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    As someone who saw the Dead 81 times and Phish 364 (sigh, my “year of Phish” show was to be in 3 weeks), even I think these guys are insane.

    We’ve been making the same jokes though. “Maybe he’ll do the Caravan rant! He hasn’t done that in years! I’ve been chasing it!”

  115. 115.

    rikyrah

    June 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Because, of course ??

  116. 116.

    Sm*t Cl*de

    June 19, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    @Jinchi:

    Donald Trump’s Kids Eric and Ivanka Miss Deadline

    Is that her full title now?

  117. 117.

    Sm*t Cl*de

    June 19, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    the Trump family can trace its roots back to Commodus

    Ah yes, Emperor Aurum Pluviae.

  118. 118.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 19, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    @Mike in NC: Are you sure it’s not all the way to Biggus Dickus?

    Parscale is lying.  And you can bet your last dollar that Reinhardt Heydrich wannabe Stephen Miller knows the significance of the date.  Donald may be an ignoramus (Britain isn’t a nuclear power?  No one knew that!) but Parscale and Miller damn sure know about Juneteenth.

  119. 119.

    Nelle

    June 19, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: more critically, Putin knows about all the buttons to push for his Trumpbot to move in whatever direction Putin wants.

  120. 120.

    Brian

    June 19, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    @Ladyraxterinok: I used to read the Chelsea Quinn Yarbro historical fiction novels featuring the vampire Count Saint-Germain. I remember them as being good, but it’s been about 20 years since I read one. The history part was always pretty well researched.

  121. 121.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 19, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Holy hell! What is that gibberish horseshit in Aaron Rupar’s screenshot? Can anyone translate to Adult English? (My apologies to actual toddlers.)

  122. 122.

    Steeplejack

    June 20, 2020 at 1:31 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    I agree about Miller, but I could see Parscale not knowing about Juneteenth. He is basically a website developer who hit the seven-figure lottery.

  123. 123.

    Uncle Cosmo

    June 20, 2020 at 8:34 am

    @rikyrah: This sounds on point. I’m not Black, but I reside in a Baltimore rowhouse neighborhood that’s been 85-90% AA since the day in November 1987 when I moved in. I’ve never seen any hint of Juneteenth celebrations here. Nor anywhere else in this majority-AA city before the last few years. Seems like a regional holiday that’s only recently gone national –  not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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