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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Sunday Evening Open Thread: Not Looking Good for Professional Sports

Sunday Evening Open Thread: Not Looking Good for Professional Sports

by Anne Laurie|  June 21, 20209:43 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Sports

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Not gloating, I swear. But perhaps it is really not the best time?

I cannot stress this enough: There is always next year. https://t.co/YjFJKOJZhG

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 19, 2020

Major League Baseball is temporarily shutting down every single spring training facility for a deep cleaning after several players tested positive for COVID-19. https://t.co/Gi5Cn9wjkd

— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) June 20, 2020

why in god’s name were they practicing in florida are there any adults left https://t.co/phQSOGNoVG

— kilgore trout, a ramp with no steps (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 19, 2020

For the second time in 3 months we need the NBA to take the lead, cancel their season and shake the rest of us out of apathy. https://t.co/yaBlWUXsq7

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 19, 2020

Maybe not this fall, either?

they did so well with head trauma, I'm sure the virus stuff will be fine https://t.co/IzT99Nu9AS

— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) June 19, 2020

This Tweet has it all:
– denounce #TonyFauci
– praise @NFL ????
– assert it's safe to end #COVID19 #lockdowns
– condemn #ColinKaepernick & other Black players
– cheer the ????????????
– and bring it all back to the Self, @realDonaldTrump and his fav pastime ?????? https://t.co/PSeRmonta7

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) June 19, 2020

Professional sports writer chimes in:

I seriously want all those people who have liked and retweeted my thread to please focus on its main point. Which is “reopening sports now is madness.” Teams will inevitably get sick and you’ll either have to shut it down again or stumble through a series of clusterfucks…

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 20, 2020

… and the Russians’ tendency to fly by the seat of their pants, a fuckup was inevitable.
In America, the president also has a vested interest in reopening and downplaying. He needs the Dow to go up to win his reelection. Americans also tend to disbelieve science…

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 20, 2020

Got good examples too. Korean baseball, the Bundesliga. But ask yourselves: “Is my government as competent and well-run as Germany’s?” and “Are my people as disciplined as Korea’s?” If the answer to either question is a “no”, then sit the fuck down and play XBox.

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 20, 2020

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  1. 1.

    catclub

    June 21, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    why in god’s name were they practicing in florida are there any adults left

     

    Yeah, SPRING training is in Florida because it is warmish in february. Now it is summer. Idiot creatures of habit. Going out and giving 110% every day.

  2. 2.

    ET

    June 21, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    But it isn’t just professional sports is it? College teams are seeing players test positive as well.

  3. 3.

    Kilgore Trout

    June 21, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    I can’t believe they are even thinking about professional sports this year.

    We had no high school baseball games this season. Got an email late last week from my baseball umpire association assignor that there is going to be a truncated summer league season starting July 1st. I thought about it for about 2 minutes and emailed him back “not this year for me”. The last thing I need is to be hovering two feet away from a couple of 16 year old catchers for two hours a few times/week. I mean, I really miss it, but seriously?

    My son called Friday to see if I wanted meet him at the park with his family and play some catch with my 5 year old grandson. They’ll come out and watch me call games sometimes, and when I got there my grandson was disappointed I wasn’t wearing my umpire gear…lol. I told him “maybe next year”.

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 21, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I cannot stress this enough: There is always next year.

    Said by Cubs fans from 1909 through 2015.

  5. 5.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I think they should just can the seasons for the next year, and maybe do whatever semi-regular exhibition games with healthy players, community service stuff in the mean time.

    Sure several other countries have been able to start pro sports safely. Maybe coincidence, who knows? But they were also countries that showed basic competence and good faith in controlling the epidemic.

    And, look, now they can do all sorts of ordinary stuff that we just plain can’t do in the US. Unfair to Trump, certainly. Doing it just to spite him, probably.

    Sometimes totally effing everything up has consequences that cannot be escaped. The majority of the billionaire owners who run pro sports teams have forgotten that, or never learned it, because of our longstanding mind boggling political and social corruption and decay.

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    June 21, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    @Kilgore Trout: .

     

    ??? For your grandson

  7. 7.

    FelonyGovt

    June 21, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    I miss baseball terribly. It doesn’t feel like summer without it. However, I think it and the other professional sports should all just shut down and forget about these half-assed attempts to salvage some TV advertising dollars.

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    June 21, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Someone on another blog said something about professional leagues:

     

    All it takes is one groupie

     

     

    I thought about that ??????

  9. 9.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 21, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    C’mon MLB, NBA, NFL, if you can do martial arts fights over video conference, how hard would it be to have a sportsball game from home? Let’s think outside the box here.

  10. 10.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    I cannot stress this enough: There is always next year.

    But for many teams and even leagues, that’s no longer the case and the impact of COVID on sports is only just beginning to be felt.

    The Germans, Italians, Spanish, English and other European leagues have resumed playing professional football and doing so under strict practices and policies and that’s only in an attempt to fulfill contracts related to broadcasting and the attendant revenue.

    The idea that Anfield, home of the current European, International and English Premier League club champions will once again be filled with 57,000 singing Reds is a long way off.

    I miss baseball very much and yet the idea of sitting in the seats for a summer night Humboldt Crabs game is anathema, despite the longing and desire to be in that atmosphere, drinking a beer, razzing the opposing players while the Crab Grass Band fills to July air with music.

    European football may have a current plan to actually play the games contracts depend on but the future is very much in doubt and the further you go down the food chain in the football league ladder the direr the future prospects look.

    Now apply that to minor league baseball, college athletics, the G-League, we’re going to see an extraordinary upheaval in the sporting universe.

    As with all industries dependent upon us filling their spaces with human bodies, the future of live sports and how the supporters actually participate is very much a new universe to explore.

    Sports is wholly dependent on the human experience and without crowds, it suffers tremendously in appeal and drama.

    Don’t underestimate how big monied interests are driving to at least get players on a competitive field, there are billions and billions of dollars at stake and a world-wide sporting industry faces a rather daunting and massive restructure due to the social and economic disruption caused by the virus.

  11. 11.

    Bruuuuce

    June 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    I’m a serious baseball fan. But with 40 MLB players and staff apparently testing positive over this past week, any restart is looking unlikely. And that’s before the atrocious owners not bargaining in good faith.

    The best shot at pro sports this year is the NFL, but we’d have to see every state do what New York did and get the virus under control before we could be confident in playing games. And, of course, fans in the stands are Right Out.

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    June 21, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    From what I’ve heard the cable channel that covers local sports in the state is filling time with reruns of high school volleyball matches.

  13. 13.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:15 pm

    @FelonyGovt:  I’m a baseball fan, and that sport had half a chance to do something. But the corruption and incompetence of the owners is mind boggling, the longstanding bad management-player relations fatal to them doing anything.

    I’m also a basketball fan, but I just don’t see how their ‘bubble’ plan can work. Steve Kerr said recently that psychologically and physically, it will be unbearable meat grinder, and he wondered what teams could pull it off. Assuming they don’t all get sick half way through.

    Just can the damn seasons and do other things in the meantime. I think baseball and basketball could find a way to play some exhibition games safely, and various contests and tournaments, like a hoops swish shooting contest (that could be done very socially distanced, no audience, or not much, needed), but that would be too much fun and not enough money for the owners. If anyone in this world can take the hit, it’s US pro sports owners (most of them, at least)

    Edit: and there is a lot of community service stuff the players could be doing, locally, regionally and nationally, that would keep the sports profiles up and shining. But I repeat myself. The owners are thinking about nothing but keeping the cash rolling, even if they produce a very high risk of a disgusting disaster that flops.

  14. 14.

    Punchy

    June 21, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    The NFL is magnitudes more arrogant and cocksure than everyone else. They’re GOING TO HAVE a season, they say. Going to start in Sept, they say. Americans gunna be infected by the 3+ mill by then, certainly. Let’s just see how Trumpain the NFL becomes amidst such stark disaster.

  15. 15.

    catclub

    June 21, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @jl: Sure several other countries have been able to start pro sports safely. Maybe coincidence, who knows? But they were also countries that showed basic competence and good faith in controlling the epidemic.

     

    Another thing Biden could harp on. The reason there are no sports is that Trump mismanaged the response.

  16. 16.

    Rokka

    June 21, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    http://geoffshackelford.com/homepage/2020/6/19/what-went-wrong-first-pga-tour-player-to-test-covid-19-positive-had-symptoms-before-arriving-at-course

  17. 17.

    catclub

    June 21, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    @jl: The owners are thinking about nothing but keeping the cash rolling, even if they produce a very high risk of a disgusting disaster that flops.

     

    I wonder what is happening with player salaries this year. They cannot be paying them, since salaries are a large fraction of (normal) total revenue.

  18. 18.

    Bruuuuce

    June 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    @catclub:

    I wonder what is happening with player salaries this year.

    Some bonuses were paid in the spring, before the shutdown. Actual major league salaries are not being paid. Most or all minor leaguers are receiving their $400/week stipends, because teams were shamed into it. That said, a far larger number of fringe and minor league players than usual were released this year, and only a very few have successfully found work in Korea or Japan.

  19. 19.

    Nicole

    June 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Horse racing suddenly looking really smart for depending on gambling dollars all these years rather than in-person attendance for revenue.

    (Not that that was intentional. But, as they say in racing, better lucky than good.)

  20. 20.

    Punchy

    June 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    @catclub: yes, why no training in NowheresVille, MT?  Dead Nobody, ND?  Instead….Tampa and Clearwater, hotspots par excellence.

    Dumbass shitheads, bar none.

  21. 21.

    Gravenstone

    June 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    @catclub: It’s less creatures of habit than that is where the facilities are. They could in theory use their home ballparks, but they’re not really meant for training 40-60 guys (to start). Plus any games between teams would involve substantial travel, rather than just driving from city to city.

    I said the other day that when the news broke about the Phillies and Jays players getting sick, that we really don’t need a 2020 MLB/MiLB season. Looks like the virus is going to prove me right – eventually. But not until we try all the wrong answers first.

  22. 22.

    Martin

    June 21, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    @Bruuuuce: Only way NFL plays is if they choose to ignore players testing positive, meaning they better pass an expansion to the roster RTF now.

    And this also assumes that localities where games are played go along. I’m not sure any of CAs teams would be allowed to play home games at the moment. I have an NFL training camp at my work and they are currently in a holding pattern, as we can’t allow them to train just yet, and I don’t see those conditions improving in the next few months.

    This, btw, is why everyone is training in Florida. Florida won’t stop them as they’ve deemed them an essential business. It’s why WWE went to Florida as well.

  23. 23.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    Could play 1890s style women’s basketball. It would look like a cross between volley ball and grade school basketball.

    Oldest Women’s Basketball Film Footage 1904

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy6zRKIGQ3Y

    OTOH, now that I watch it again, too much close contact action. In the US, we’ll have to tone it down a notch or all the players will get sick before even a shortened season ends.

  24. 24.

    C Stars

    June 21, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    I enjoy a baseball game once every other year or so for atmosphere, the blanket on your lap as the sun sets over the stadium, the beer and sausage, but other than that I am not a team sports person at all. But for the first time in my life I’ve really been enjoying the SF Chronicle’s Sunday sports section during the pandemic. The articles are sentimental, punchy, political; profiles of famous local sports figures or happenings and quirky local teams. And far more coverage of hiking and camping than ever before. A very small silver lining, I guess.

  25. 25.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Harlem globetrotters 1920

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg_G3e2QQRQ

  26. 26.

    rikyrah

    June 21, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Police all over America are resigning because they can’t murder unarmed Black people with reckless abandon and not be held accountable.Let. That. Sink. In.— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) June 20, 2020

  27. 27.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:32 pm

    What we need is new sports. Whole unknown brave new world out there.

    And olden-goldies. Time for horsehoes to shine?

    Olive and Mabel. Episode 2 – Game of Bones

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2BZNowCXws

  28. 28.

    Redshift

    June 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    I know the Capitals started practicing in “groups of no more than six.” The NHL is having everyone tested, and eleven players have tested positive so far. I’m not optimistic.

  29. 29.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    June 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    As usual, Keith Olbermann put it best

    “This is simple. We can not restart sports now.  I would be grateful to be mistaken. I’m not.”

    https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1274078352702308363

  30. 30.

    C Stars

    June 21, 2020 at 10:37 pm

    @rikyrah: Truly, police departments all over the country have been comporting themselves in a way that seems designed to not only prove the protestors’ points, but demonstrate that the entire profession is in fact much, much, much worse than we could have imagined. It’s like they’re saying, “Yeah, so we’re all immoral assholes, what’s the problem with that?”

  31. 31.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    @C Stars: It will make reformation of US policing much easier if the the people with the irredeemably bad attitudes just decide to up and quit, and at the first sign that something, anything, has to change. That is too much for them? Fine, go away then.

  32. 32.

    West of the Cascades

    June 21, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @ET: College teams are seeing players test positive as well.

    At least 30 LSU football players (brought back to campus this spring to exploit to pay the coaches’ salaries to practice) have tested positive — as have players at several other schools: https://www.si.com/college/2020/06/20/lsu-football-players-quarantined-coronavirus.

    If the NCAA had any concern for the players they would cancel the 2020 fall football season.

  33. 33.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 21, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    @C Stars:

    The articles are sentimental, punchy, political; profiles of famous local sports figures or happenings and quirky local teams. And far more coverage of hiking and camping than ever before. A very small silver lining, I guess.

    The best part of sportswriting is knowing that you’re going to write a story today and most times that story will be one that is focused on fun.

    Certainly, the sporting world is as humanly serious as the non, but the core block of covering sports is the chance to tell a tale about a game.

    It also helps that you know who the players are where they will be playing and at what time and place and you also have a thorough understanding of the rules of the game.

    That can be disconcerting to one who leaves sports to cover stories about crime and courts.

    Also, Slava Malamud is a must-follow.

  34. 34.

    Mousebumples

    June 21, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    I’m mostly sad that the basketball season is in jeopardy because my Bucks were doing really well, and I wanted to see them hopefully reach the NBA Finals (and win!). I say if they cancel the season for real (which is completely understandable, frankly), as the #1 overall seed, we should get to claim the years championship. ?

  35. 35.

    C Stars

    June 21, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    @jl: What about bubble ball? I think this trend was actually more of a 2015 thing but it could be an option…

  36. 36.

    danielx

    June 21, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Fantasy leagues gonna be big.

    Seriously, given the amount of brain space major league sports take up in a lot of people’s heads, I’ve been wondering about the mental state of various acquaintances. I keep thinking maybe they’ll realize they have been obsessing about watching grownups playing children’s games and there are a lot more important things to worry about, but…..nah. Never happen.

  37. 37.

    jl

    June 21, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    @Redshift: To keep a serious infectious disease, with no treatment or vaccine, from messing up a lot of ordinary life, you just have to get, and keep, the prevalence very low.

    The US is just too much of a failed state to pull that off, even though more and more countries can do it.

    There are no substitutes for some things in life. You want to build a submarine or go to the moon, and all you have is hand chopped wood and twine made out of reeds, maybe some pottery from a home kiln, welp, not much you can do to get those plans off the ground.

  38. 38.

    C Stars

    June 21, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    @jl: Exactly. Let them give up their inflated salaries and hit the road. No one’s going to cry about it.

  39. 39.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    June 21, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    Walk offs will never be the same again, so thanks to YouTube we can see how it used to be

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNt3UuDTBz8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD_y6BAF07w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4nwMDZYXTI

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrI7dVj90zs

  40. 40.

    Martin

    June 21, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    @jl: eSports is continuing without too much pause.  The big events  in arenas are of course cancelled but they’re continuing as online tournaments. Even the 24 hours of Le Mans was held, as scheduled, as a virtual race. 

    Madden NFL is still playing. Rocket League. DoTA.

    We’ve invented tons of new sports. They’re all just sitting there waiting for people to tune in. And these are not small productions. The DoTA grand tournament winning team took home $15.5M. It’s quite a spectacle, and it lasts over a week so there’s tons to watch.

  41. 41.

    TS (the original)

    June 21, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    @Kilgore Trout:

    I can’t believe they are even thinking about professional sports this year.

    Professional is the word – it is all about money.

  42. 42.

    different-church-lady

    June 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    I get the two leagues nearing the playoffs wanting to complete what they started. But why bother even starting the MLB season? And football is too far away to tell.

  43. 43.

    C Stars

    June 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

     

    It also helps that you know who the players are where they will be playing and at what time and place and you also have a thorough understanding of the rules of the game.

     

    As a reader, this was the part I always got stuck on. Because I’d much rather read a fun take on a player’s style than a litany of scheduling and staffing details. (Although I realize that this is not the case with most sports fans.) Anyway, lately it feels like the Chron’s sportswriters are having fun finding ways to write about the culture of sports, rather than having to write on deadline about all the specifics.

  44. 44.

    Miss Bianca

    June 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    I wonder if the same thing is going to happen with other sports, like rodeo. My Saddle Club is still intent on putting on the rodeo in our town this summer. Every other major summer outdoor event has been cancelled. Got to review the Governor’s plan to see how it is that suddenly the ban on outdoor gatherings of more than ten has been lifted two weeks before the old public health order was due to expire.

  45. 45.

    Kilgore Trout

    June 21, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    @rikyrah: I’ll have to make it up to him, did see him today and brought him one of my embarrassingly large collections of baseballs.

  46. 46.

    Ken

    June 21, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    @danielx: Fantasy leagues gonna be big.

    Don’t they need real teams to generate the baseline stats?  I guess they could use Korean baseball teams, but in that case why not just watch the Korean games?

    And suddenly I wonder if one or more US networks are in negotiations with the Korean leagues…

  47. 47.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 21, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    @danielx:

    I played Three Blind Mice on a tin-pot xylophone as a four-year-old simply for fun, we even put on a concert, my sisters and I who formed the “Three Little Ones”, and for the next 24 years I played a horn or raised my voice in one endeavor after another focused on nothing more than the sweet feeling you get, one learned as a child, of playing and singing together.

    Sports is music in flesh and it’s as powerful and as demanding as any opera, symphony or Missy Elliot track and that feeble attempt to brush it aside ss as silly as a Trump rally.

  48. 48.

    Peale

    June 21, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Having them play live on playstation would be a hoot for awhile.  I mean, come on. For Gen Zoom, spending hours watching gamers live is huge.  Heck, they don’t even have to play the game they’re known for. Christian Yellich vs. Giannis Antetokounmpo in Elder Scrolls to see who is really the MVP in Wisconsin. I’d watch.

  49. 49.

    trnc

    June 21, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2Sps9aMcY

  50. 50.

    Redshift

    June 21, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    @jl: I’m listening to the interview on Preet Bharara’s podcast with Scott Thomson, the chief of the Camden, NJ police department that’s the model for, well, everywhere now. They were only able to dismantle and it because of some peculiarities of state authority over police departments that exist in that state but few of any others.

    Another interesting point he makes (good for those of us uncomfortable with unions being a big part of the problem) is that the problem was the union leadership, not the union as a concept. The surrounding county created a police force and they disbanded the city police force, and within a few months they had a new union local, under the same union, but with new leadership.

  51. 51.

    JeffH

    June 21, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    @West of the Cascades: I really wish the NCAA would step up and cancel the football season, because then a whole lot of colleges and universities would likely end the charade of being able to safely bring students back to campus for fall semester.

  52. 52.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 21, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    *is — and I was going to add somehting else but forgot what it was.

  53. 53.

    Ken

    June 21, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Are you in Missouri? According to relatives there, the governor still hasn’t cancelled the state fair because (1) he was a farmer and (2) he doesn’t want to be known as the one who cancelled it.  To which I add (3) he’s a moron and a Republican, but I repeat myself.

    I also have the horrible suspicion they’d cancel the fair if there were a disease affecting the livestock.

  54. 54.

    Redshift

    June 21, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    @Peale:

    Having them play live on playstation would be a hoot for awhile. 

    NHL was doing some events like that for a while, like Ovechkin playing Gretzky on Xbox for charity.

  55. 55.

    Ladyraxterinok

    June 21, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    @rikyrah:

    They’re saying ‘either you let us treat black people as badly as we please or we aren’t going to answer your 911 cr0ies for help! So there—choose!’

  56. 56.

    Patricia Kayden

    June 21, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    GoFundMe Suspends Candace Owens After She Repeatedly Trashes George Floyd https://t.co/IFWdnLR2nz— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) June 22, 2020

  57. 57.

    Martin

    June 21, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    @Peale: Elder Scrolls really doesn’t make  for the best spectating experience.

    Esports really breaks down into two categories – sports that stream well like Fortnite, where you follow one individual until they are knocked out or win. Fortnite doesn’t do well as a broad spectator sport because you have 100 people spread out over a massive area all engaged in individual skirmishes. There’s no place to focus  the spectator attention.

    And then sports that are more constrained like Rocket League (which is soccer with cars) or Madden which is just NFL or my favorite DoTA which also takes place on a limited size map. Those tend to not work well for streaming because you really do benefit from that overall view of the action. And  in most cases you can even spectate from within the game allowing  you to have  control of the camera and decide what you want to focus on, or have a  traditional sports event with casters, etc.

    The production values on the LeMans race was really impressive. They really went all out. The other major sports are the same. All the same components – player interviews, stats, commentary panel, rivalries, arena full of fans and the energy that comes from that, etc.

  58. 58.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 21, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    @C Stars:

    Resources and how you deploy them. Sports is and always will be a deep and rich vein for human interest stories but where do you spend the resources you have covering a game, the matchup itself or the features on who is involved?

    That’s the bare bones of it, but the stories about the people who took the field as people are always more fascinating.

    Sports is voyeurism for those us on the outside the pitch, track or court, who can’t be on the field or in the locker room but who find the human story played out in live theater, irresistible.

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    Captain C

    June 21, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: And if history repeats itself, from 2017 right through 2123.

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    Ken

    June 21, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: GoFundMe Suspends Candace Owens

    I hadn’t even heard she was sick.

  61. 61.

    Tom Q

    June 21, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    I’d be watching baseball most every night of the week were they playing, and it kills me to miss a season where my favored team had a decent shot at going all the way.

    But we have to be grown-ups and admit it’s just stupid to try and start a season (a season that would never be considered legit by anyone, to begin with).  Every time a bunch of players have got together in the last few weeks, infections have appeared — making clear that the scientists have it right, that the virus is right where it was in  March, and it’s only that we’ve stayed away from one another that has kept it from being a far more massive pandemic.  I’m pretty sure we’re not far from the powers that be coming to Keith Olbermann’s conclusion.

    However, as a bonus negative, the bad faith displayed in the MLB owners/players face-off has insured we’ll have labor wars next year (or whenever the sport does resume).  Good times.

  62. 62.

    Kent

    June 21, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    What we need is new sports. Whole unknown brave new world out there.

    Tennis and golf are the only two professional sports I can think of that could easily be conducted safely from a athlete’s point of view.  At least singles tennis.  Of course still no way to pack in the spectators.  Golf is normally played in pairs but there is no reason for the players to ever come within 10 ft of each other if they don’t want to.  And tennis they are separated by at least 50 ft most of the time.

    Some track and field events can probably be run fairly safely.  Cycling time trials could be run.  And a lot of winter sports like speed skating, downhill skiing, nordic skiing, figure skating, and so forth.  Also sailing, surfing, rock climbing, etc.  In fact a ton of olympic sports are probably pretty safe from an athlete’s perspective.

  63. 63.

    Kelly

    June 21, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    @jl: You want to build a submarine or go to the moon, and all you have is hand chopped wood and twine made out of reeds, maybe some pottery from a home kiln, welp, not much you can do to get those plans off the ground.

    Cheese, you build it out of cheese!

    https://twitter.com/hugorifkind/status/1072222230791229440

  64. 64.

    Kent

    June 21, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @JeffH:@West of the Cascades: I really wish the NCAA would step up and cancel the football season, because then a whole lot of colleges and universities would likely end the charade of being able to safely bring students back to campus for fall semester.

    Oh, they’ll still carry on the charade.  Having students on campus is what balances their books.  They’ll be millions in the hole without full dorms and cafeterias and such.  Even schools that lack football are doing their best to re-open for the fall for that reason.

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    Ian R

    June 21, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @West of the Cascades: If the NCAA had any concern for the players they wouldn’t be the NCAA.

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    Pooh

    June 21, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    (Also professional sportswriter checking in)

    Without taking a final position on what a league should or should not do, team staff testing positive for COVID as teams return to work isn’t a referendum on sports yay or nay, but a reflection that because of the overall fuckedupedness of the response nationwide, the choice isn’t between safely not playing and dangerously playing. The background risk is decidedly non-zero. For leagues which are going to attempt to compete in a “bubble” I think it’s quite likely that the risk to individual players is probably lower than it would be otherwise, but the systemic risks to the league are considerably higher, as the tail risk worst-case scenarios find everyone in the same place instead of spread out across the continent.

    ETA: I think way too much is being made of this sport or that sport being safer, because especially without fans in the arena, it’s not the 2-3 hours of the game which we’re worried about so much as the other 21-22 hours of the day.

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    khead

    June 21, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Been saying this for months.  Not. Gonna. Happen.

  68. 68.

    chopper

    June 21, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    i hate this statement but i love this statement.

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    sralloway

    June 22, 2020 at 12:05 am

    @jl: Agree. NBA, NHL, MLB and NFL should call it off until the next season. Nobody dies. We just wait a year for play to resume. It won’t kill the or us.

  70. 70.

    laura

    June 22, 2020 at 12:07 am

    We’ve been watching used baseball and its…okay. I really wish that ABC would empty out the vault and rerun episodes of Wide World of Sports a couple 2 3 times a week in primetime. It would go a long ways to fill the gaps and the sports coats, the side burns, the barstool racing… well, there is just no downside that I can think of.

  71. 71.

    lgerard

    June 22, 2020 at 12:11 am

    The Mets simulated season keeps chugging along

    Last time I looked they were in first place

  72. 72.

    danielx

    June 22, 2020 at 12:11 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy (some) sports as much as the next person. But I don’t live for and structure my life around them.

  73. 73.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 22, 2020 at 12:12 am

    @laura:

    Spanning the globe.

  74. 74.

    Soprano2

    June 22, 2020 at 12:16 am

    @Ken: I’m in Missouri. I hadn’t heard about the state fair but can’t say I’m surprised. I think the local Ozark Empire Fair is still on for now. I’ll be surprised if they don’t cancel it,  though. The local government has been good considering we’re in MAGA land here. The county just to the south is open with no restrictions on anything, so I figure it’s only a matter of time until we have an outbreak.  *sigh* Cases here are still small enough that they announce them individually in the paper and on tv. People seem to think it can’t get them here.

    Oh, I miss baseball something fierce but figure there’ll be no season this year.

  75. 75.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 22, 2020 at 12:29 am

    @Martin: The production values on the LeMans race was really impressive. They really went all out. The other major sports are the same. All the same components – player interviews, stats, commentary panel, rivalries, arena full of fans and the energy that comes from that, etc.

    If all you want is a spectacle on your TV, that might work.  OTOH, if the actual sport interests you, then no.  Le Mans requires cars and drivers.  Sports require players.

  76. 76.

    CaseyL

    June 22, 2020 at 2:03 am

    @laura: I used to watch that show every week, and I wasn’t even a sports nerd!  They always had odd and interesting events.

    WWoS was my first exposure to “Australian Rules Rugby,” with Mom and I wondering at first why each team seemed to have 60 players.  We very quickly found out why: every scrum had a few casualties.  It was mindblowing.

    Rerunning WWoS would be a hoot.

  77. 77.

    Raven

    June 22, 2020 at 6:52 am

    I’m glad you waited til I went to bed to not gloat. Fuck y’all

  78. 78.

    TerryC

    June 22, 2020 at 8:36 am

    @Kent: Disc (Frisbee) golf is fun, inexpensive and lends itself to social distancing. With 6,000+ courses just in the US and its first million dollar pro athlete contract last year, it is booming! It’s what “golf” will mean to most people by 2040.

  79. 79.

    evodevo

    June 22, 2020 at 9:27 am

    @Ken:  Yes. This.  For many years you haven’t been able to bring a horse to a show or sale without presenting a vaccination certificate for one or more diseases….and livestock officers will pull you over on the highway if they see you hauling horses and ask for your paperwork….haven’t heard any whining out of wingers about that lol

  80. 80.

    Gvg

    June 22, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Guys, you are ignoring finance as if it’s not important to pay bills. Sure the virus is dangerous and we can’t have sports now, but that doesn’t mean the financial costs are just make a profit or not make a profit. It’s sort of like why Bush got convinced to bail out the “rich” auto companies, because the knock on effects of the auto industry going tits up would be catastrophic to the rest of the economy. Ordinary workers homes being foreclosed in every industry that served the auto companies and workers even indirectly like restaurants and schools. Nobody having jobs means nobody to buy all the foreclosed stuff etc.

    Sports teams have salaries big and small that have to be paid, they have multiple mortgages on stadiums and other facilities, all the employees have home mortgages, utilities and taxes, cities have expected revenues and need their taxes, banks need those mortgage payments to make their payments including lowly tellers and cleaning staff salaries, it just goes on and on. The only way to avoid this bind is not to participate in the economy because a 100 year pandemic might happen now.  It’s just like the reasons we worry about all the small businesses we support being screwed by the non helpful Republican Congress doing nothing. Big business owners also have big bets in investments and some of them are going to lose it all, but all of them have many many people around them both directly working for them or not that also need the money and don’t know what to do with an answer like no sports this year and maybe the next.

    in a modern economy, no one is really separate. The rich visible guys at the top of sports aren’t the only people involved and I think they are getting a lot of pressure from much less rich people to find a way. Food concession workers who want to eat and not be on the streets foreclosed of all they worked for for instance.

    We still can’t have sports but we’ll have to think of a way to save a lot of people. Then we’ll have to figure out how to rebuild because it’s going to be a big disaster till Trump and the GOP cult of clowns are gone.

  81. 81.

    artem1s

    June 22, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    @Kent:

    Tennis and golf are the only two professional sports I can think of that could easily be conducted safely from a athlete’s point of view.

    there is a layer beyond the athletes and owner that isn’t being discussed yet.  All the workers who support the athletes, manage all the events, and make everything happen.  One major league team employs hundreds and sometimes over a thousand people (if you count the stadium staff).  Even if you figure out a way for the athletes to distance, how many of them can do so without their trainers and coaches?  And that’s not counting the entourages and everyone along the way that are exposed when you have a team moving around and prepping for a game.  MAGAPro Golfers might be all in for their cult sport resuming, but the poor guy who has to carry his clubs, why isn’t he and his family worth consideration?  And the main point – TV revenue – means hundreds more at risk for every event.

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