This wild cat looks like it knows where to find ancient treasure, but it will only tell me the location through a riddle. pic.twitter.com/L3bEPQ5Nvk
— Tom Hale?? (@tommyhale91) June 22, 2020
Any room can be a panic room when your dog brings a live armadillo into the house.
— Lauren Hough -BLM-ACAB (@laurenthehough) June 23, 2020
And this thread by the guy responsible for EffinBirds and Swear_Trek:
I’ve started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish.
My cat has been curious about this new habit, and I’ve been trying to coax him into the hammock —
— Aaron Reynolds (@aaronreynolds) June 23, 2020
And to my delight, he decides to climb into the hammock! Except not in a very cat-like way. Huh.
At this point I should let you know that my backyard is very dark and I don’t see well.
— Aaron Reynolds (@aaronreynolds) June 23, 2020
I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged.
— Aaron Reynolds (@aaronreynolds) June 23, 2020
Everyone is fine, eventually. Click the first tweet above for the whole thread — including bonus groundhog story!
dmsilev
Imagine dropping that sentence on someone cold and letting them try to figure out the context.
Mary G
Mary G
I may have put this one up before, but it still cracks me up.
OzarkHillbilly
Raccoons have 20 claws and a lot of teeth. Jus’ sayin’.
dmsilev
@Mary G: “Come with me if you want to live!”
Sab
@dmsilev: Mr reynolds shouldn’t let his cat oitside.
Sandia Blanca
That wild cat’s EARS!!! And thanks for sharing the raccoon with bonus groundhog thread–I may need to start following him just for the nature comedy.
geg6
LOLOLOL! I read that tweet aloud to my John (yes, the whole thing) and we are dying here. I needed a good laugh. Long week and now I have a week’s vacation. I’ve never needed it more.
Mary G
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S. Cerevisiae
Be glad it wasn’t a skunk ?
Poe Larity
Wild cat is signaling that the Wingularity is Nigh.
Shana
Wasn’t there an ad a few years ago from… Sears Optical (?) about a woman calling her cat in at night from her patio door and having a raccoon waddle in?
This guy’s much much funnier though.
NotMax
@S. Cerevisiae
Something learned when working at a summer camp – it really works!
When a skunk decides to check out the interior of your cabin in the middle of the night, quietly reach over and grab a flashlight. Shine the light onto to floor somewhere between the critter and the door, then move the beam slowly along until it is shining outside. The skunk will happily follow it.
Oh, don’t neglect to hop out of bed and better shut the door afterward.
Omnes Omnibus
@Shana: Yep.
Mohagan
The cat with the ears is a Caracal (Africa, Middle East, Central Asia). They can leap 12 feet in the air to catch a bird.
James E Powell
It always freaks me out a little bit when the Evening Thread goes up and I haven’t had lunch yet.
Gin & Tonic
My feeding of the cat that seems to have relocated (from where?) into my yard is proceeding. Morning and evening I put a bowl out on the steps to the deck. If I go in the kitchen I can see it approach the bowl then v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y look up onto to the deck to make sure nobody is around before starting to eat.
jeffreyw
@James E Powell:
Lunch?
Gin & Tonic
@jeffreyw: Looks like brekkie to me.
CaseyL
Those ears!! I had no idea caracals did that with their ears!
And, animal encounter tweet threads are the best tweet threads.
NotMax
@jefffreyw
Grease is the word.
;)
jeffreyw
@NotMax:
To get the best flavor I fry bacon in butter, unless I have duck fat to hand.
debbie
Has this been shared yet? This stray dog escorts groups of children crossing a street and gives what-for to the cars that don’t stop. Don’t mute!
debbie
@jeffreyw:
Store bought bread??? ?
Dorothy A. Winsor
OMG on that raccoon story. I’d still be running and screaming.
GregMulka
Wolvesvalley
@Dorothy A. Winsor: Since this is a respite thread, I guess it’s not too OT to tell you how much I’m looking forward to having The Wysman show up on my Kindle tomorrow. While waiting for it, I got and read Deep as a Tomb and enjoyed it as much as The Wind Reader. Maybe even more, in some respects: I loved the concept of The Forest and its feline deity (which I think I might start visualizing as a caracal).
opiejeanne
@S. Cerevisiae: We have the hot tub skunk story.
It was a dark evening in late October and the only light was an inadequate porch light up under the eaves, pointing away from the hot tub where we were slowly becoming human prunes. Something was crunching through the dry avocado leaves, heading right for us. We stood up but couldn’t really make out what it was, and we knew that skunks were visiting our yard at night to eat any fallen avocados that we had missed during the day, so we waited. And waited. Sitting in the hot water, getting more prune-y and hating the smell of the chlorine.
After about 15 minutes that felt like more than an hour, a raccoon waddled between us and the light, heading for a better supper. You can image the relief.
opiejeanne
@James E Powell: Where are you?
James E Powell
@jeffreyw:
I could go for that any time, day or night, especially if jeffreyw is doing the cooking.