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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Election 2020 Open Thread: Brad Parscale’s Death Star Strikes Again!

Election 2020 Open Thread: Brad Parscale’s Death Star Strikes Again!

by Anne Laurie|  July 1, 202010:50 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2020, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel

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Coincidences take a lot of planning. https://t.co/HJ2QkOCbHu

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 1, 2020

This is Bloombergian in its ineffectiveness.

Trump is going to absolutely eclipse the most money ever spent for no polling ROI whatsoever.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 2, 2020

Curious thing in 2020 is how many of the media x factors that dragged him across the finish line are either gone or severely curtailed.

Ailes-dead
NRA-bankrupt
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Manafort/Cohen/Stone/Flynn-convicts
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— Zeddy (@Zeddary) July 1, 2020

Correction, it’s clearly Trump first, Russia Second, KKK third, and America last. pic.twitter.com/MPS50NfVgj

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  1. 1.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 1, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    saw some discussion of enthusiasm in an earlier thread

    TJ Ducklon@TDucklo · 23m
    NEWS: @JoeBiden for President raises $141 million in June, shattering our monthly record and beating the Trump campaign for the second consecutive month.  Grassroots energy to elect Joe Biden is surging and in 125 days, it’s going to make him the president.

    ETA: I have the figure of $130M in my head for his May fundraising. Anybody remember?

  2. 2.

    Alison Rose

    July 1, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Those are the kind of campaign accounting figures that could only come from the guy who managed to go bankrupt running a FUCKING CASINO.

  3. 3.

    Jeffro

    July 1, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    So ol’ Brad has decided not to go quietly into that good night, eh?  And at what – $10M, $20M a month probably going right into his own pockets, who can blame him?

    I also like how trumpov has decided to ignore ‘woke Jared’ or whatever and just go full metal white supremacist.  I mean, I don’t actually like it…I just like how it improves our already-good chances!

  4. 4.

    burnspbesq

    July 1, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    Re the Trump campaign: “follow the money.”

  5. 5.

    Quaker in a Basement

    July 1, 2020 at 11:00 pm

    Waterfront vacation houses and fancy sports cars don’t come cheap!

  6. 6.

    Ken

    July 1, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Americans voting with their wallets

    Some, I’m sure, but I also have to think there’s a reason the Senate is trying to strip the restrictions on foreign donations.

  7. 7.

    CaseyL

    July 1, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    It’s pretty damned delicious that the supreme Con Man is himself being conned and scammed.

    Parscale has figured to ride that gravy train until it gives out under him – he might actually not care whether the campaign is any good, in the sense of getting the candidate elected. Just looking to skim as much cash as he can.

    Which is totally fine with me.

  8. 8.

    Brachiator

    July 1, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    In a result that surprised no one, Russian voters approved a measure which will let Putin run for president in 2024 and 2030. He is currently 67 and could rule until he is 83.

    Trump must be so jealous.

  9. 9.

    Jinchi

    July 1, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    @Ken: What’s this about foreign donations?

  10. 10.

    Anya

    July 1, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    Hopefully, one of the good things to come out of 2020 is that campaigns can’t buy elections.

    Speaking of Trump’s political forebearer, what’s up with the Klan’s weird ass robes? They are such freaks.

  11. 11.

    Benw

    July 1, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    The Death Star was no moon.

  12. 12.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 1, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    Posted this late in a thread below, the Lincoln Project has found their Tovarisch.

  13. 13.

    Ken

    July 1, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    @Alison Rose: @CaseyL: So the thought is that Parscale is running the campaign like a casino bust-out? Plausible. Any speculation on cui bono? My guess would be the Russian mafia, but I may be biased by Pelosi’s expert opinion that all roads lead to Moscow.

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack

    July 1, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    @Jinchi:

    “Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help.”

  15. 15.

    Ken

    July 1, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    @Jinchi: The Senate stripped the requirement for campaigns to report foreign assistance.

    Edit: Steeplejack wins by a nose!

  16. 16.

    Wolvesvalley

    July 1, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    OT, but: New York court gives Simon & Schuster the go-ahead to publish Mary Trump’s book. Temporary restraining order lifted.

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    ...now I try to be amused

    July 1, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @Anya:

    Speaking of Trump’s political forebearer, what’s up with the Klan’s weird ass robes? They are such freaks.

    You inspired me to go to Wikipedia. The original Klan didn’t wear those robes or do cross burning. Those customs were invented by Thomas Dixon Jr. in his novel The Clansman, which D.W. Griffith adapted as The Birth of a Nation. The second Klan adopted the customs from the novel and film.

    A depressing thought: The first Klan was founded in late 1865 and suppressed in 1871. The second Klan was founded in 1915 and faded away by the 1940s. The current Klan rose in the 1950s, making it by far the oldest of the three.

  18. 18.

    catclub

    July 1, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    @Wolvesvalley: That ruling they got for prior restraint made no sense that I could see.

  19. 19.

    Ken

    July 1, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    @catclub: Wasn’t the legal argument that there were family non-disclosure agreements regarding Fred Trump’s estate? The Trumps, putting the dys in dysfunctional family for three generations.

  20. 20.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 1, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    @Ken: @Jinchi:

    That’s now what they were stripping from the legislation. What they stripped from the Intelligence Community funding that is being appended to the National Defense Authorization Act was the requirement that any campaign contacted by a foreign government or someone acting on their behalf had to immediately notify the FBI. If they did not, then it would be a Federal crime.

  21. 21.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 1, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    “Nobody is contributing to Biden’s campaign!”

  22. 22.

    catclub

    July 1, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    @Ken: yes, those were private agreements, most likely with penalties laid out if you break them.. So  you break them and pay the penalty.

     

    But UNTIL you break them, you have NOT broken them, plus, what business is it of the state to intervene in a private contract?

  23. 23.

    Mike in NC

    July 1, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    Last month they ran some truly stupid ads here that actually compared Fat Bastard to a “bull in a china shop” and thought it was clever. They lasted about a week.

  24. 24.

    Ken

    July 1, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: That’s better than I had thought, I suppose?

  25. 25.

    debbie

    July 1, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Doesn’t Trump still have like $100 million from the Inauguration he can use?

  26. 26.

    Anya

    July 1, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    @…now I try to be amused: Thanks for looking it up. Typical. Just like Trump’s campaign is getting their inspiration from the stormtroopers the Klan got its inspiration from fiction. I am hopeful that the current klan is coming to an end. The monuments are coming down and even Mississippi has changed its flag. Change is coming.

  27. 27.

    Anya

    July 2, 2020 at 12:01 am

    @Mike in NC:  I thought that ad wasn’t bad. They’re basically trying to turn what people hate about Trump (republicans who don’t care about the racism but are turned off by the crude personality) into strength. This is why I think it’s a really bad idea for Dems to portray Trump as rude and an authoritarian. We should focus on his cowardness ness and weakness. The fact that he’s being used by foreign leaders because of his weak personality. Sadly, a lot of Americans find his bluster and fake strong man as a strength.

  28. 28.

    Origuy

    July 2, 2020 at 12:41 am

    @…now I try to be amused: Dixon got the idea for the burning cross from the Scottish Highlanders. It was a way to signal the Highland clans to assemble, usually to fight another clan.

  29. 29.

    Searcher

    July 2, 2020 at 7:46 am

    1. Does Trump remember that Ailes is dead?
    2. Is the eagle in that logo fornicating with the flag?
  30. 30.

    Quaker in a Basement

    July 2, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    @debbie: Yes, but it’s, um, tied up in “long-term investments,” yeah.

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