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You are here: Home / Politics / Education / GOP Death Cult Open Thread: Sorry, But Schools Are *Not* Gonna Be Ready to Reopen

GOP Death Cult Open Thread: Sorry, But Schools Are *Not* Gonna Be Ready to Reopen

by Anne Laurie|  July 8, 20205:02 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Education, GOP Death Cult, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery

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Asked yesterday what specifically his administration is doing to help schools reopen, Trump did not say anything. Instead, he demanded that schools reopen and claimed “the fall” is a long way away: “Well, we have a long time to think about the school stuff. Because, you know.” pic.twitter.com/owbeFKHA9l

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 8, 2020

Maybe it’s just different for parents who love their kids

— JIM (@JimDoran) July 8, 2020

In the first place, during a normal year, many schools would be reopening sometime in August, just a few weeks from now.

In the second place, even in a non-pandemic season, getting the infrastructure ready to do so takes more time than that.

In the third place, the GOP’s Dear Leader can demand schools open up, and no doubt some of his death cultists governors will do their best to schedule some kind of official reopening… but no parent with any other options is going to send their kid(s) off to a plague pit just because it would make the Oval Office Occupant’s marketing campaign look better. And those unfortunate or misguided parents who do send their kids back will inevitably spark new coronavirus hotspots, for the teachers and school staff and relatives if not the kids themselves. Even schools in functional democracies, like South Korea and Denmark, have run into problems despite rigorous efforts. And that’s assuming that enough teachers & staff are willing or desperate enough to play ‘rona roulette in the first place.

You’d think someone in the Republican administration would step up to explain these basics, but I guess the Trump Purge has advanced to the point where even those individuals whose careers are most at risk can’t even muster that much of an effort.

Absolutely, kids need to be in school! And parents need the ‘free child care’ that too many Americans assume is the only reason for public schools to exist, too. But this ain’t a tv show, and firmly announcing Make It So! at the imaginary machinery behind the stage sets isn’t gonna make it happen.

Asked what the administration’s specific plan is to support schools, re testing, tracing, PPE, etc., Pence says, “The plan is to continue to do what we have done from the very beginning.” He claims that is providing governors “whatever support they need.”

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 8, 2020

.@kaitlancollins asks why Trump is threatening to cut funding at a time schools need more. Pence: “First and foremost, it’s – what you heard from the president is just his determination to provide the kind of leadership…that says that we’re gonna get our kids back to school.”

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 8, 2020

Authentic Heartland(tm) gobbledygook, from the Emergency Backup Dear Leader. It’s a death cult, all the way down.

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  1. 1.

    PaulWartenberg

    July 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    I am taking trump’s threats at face value, because so few other officials have stepped up to tell him HELL NO. We are facing a health disaster of tragic proportions.

    Just blogged aboot it.

  2. 2.

    Rick Smeltzer

    July 8, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    Pence might as well say “I love lamp!” VP Brick Tamland to the rescue!

  3. 3.

    Brachiator

    July 8, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Asked yesterday what specifically his administration is doing to help schools reopen, Trump did not say anything.

    As always, Trump wants to make demands and idle threats. But he will not lift a finger to help. In return he wants praise for saving the day.

    Maybe he will put Young Jared in charge of opening schools.

  4. 4.

    lgerard

    July 8, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    You are not going to get any response form trump unless the stock market is threatened.

    Then he will gather a bunch of ‘science guys” and put on a concern pageant for a few days

  5. 5.

    jonas

    July 8, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Asked what the administration’s specific plan is to support schools, re testing, tracing, PPE, etc., Pence says, “The plan is to continue to do what we have done from the very beginning.”

    Narrator: “There was no plan.”

  6. 6.

    Baud

    July 8, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    A better strategy would have been to take credit for solving school shootings.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    July 8, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Pence says, “The plan is to continue to do what we have done from the very beginning.”

    That bad, huh?

  8. 8.

    dm

    July 8, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    “The second wave: COVID hits Israel like a tsunami”

    thedailybeast.com/the-second-wave-of-covid-hits-israel-like-a-tsunami

    On Tuesday, in testimony to the Israeli parliament, Dr. Udi Kliner, Sadetzki’s deputy, reported that schools—not restaurants or gyms—turned out to be the country’s worst mega-infectors.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    July 8, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    @Baud: Bulletproof PPE. Solve two problems at once.

  10. 10.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    July 8, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    But this ain’t a tv show, and firmly announcing Make It So! at the imaginary machinery behind the stage sets isn’t gonna make it happen.

    Damn straight and Trump sure as Hell ain’t no Jean-Luc Picard.  He’s a sniveling, bed wetting, nail biting coward pretending to be Mr. Macho Man.

  11. 11.

    khead

    July 8, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    So, Trump used a sharpie on the CDC guidelines.

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    July 8, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Alexandra Petri:

    Everyone knows how important it is that we have a plan to reopen schools safely. That is why the Trump administration has devised a plan: to reopen schools. They sure hope your governor has plans for the safety part!

    […]
    Of course, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention technically does have some suggestions and guidelines for how to reopen safely. To do so would not be impossible, the agency recognized, but it would require a lot of effort, expense and preparation. This was until the president had the brilliant idea: What if we simply decided it didn’t?

    […]
    And best yet, in keeping with our commitment to choice in education, if your child is too wealthy to be willing to be a hero just yet, you can hire a substitute to attend class and do all the testing in their place. Rumor has it that the president was doing thiseven before the virus! But he has always been ahead of the unflattened curve.

  13. 13.

    jonas

    July 8, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    What’s the over/under on that Lt. Gov. from Texas coming out in the next day or two and saying that the people in his state should be willing to sacrifice a few kids and teachers to support the economy?

  14. 14.

    Benw

    July 8, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Bold prediction: schools in the US will open this fall with some states being more careful than others and active hinderance from the Federal govt. Within a month they will all shut down again as even the safer reopenings cause infections to rise, states that open without restrictions will see infections soar, causing wave 1.3. Trump will screech and most of the burden will fall on teachers, students, parents and admins who were all doing their best but suddenly have to scramble without a great plan the way we did in March this year when schools had to shut down all in a rush.

  15. 15.

    bluehill

    July 8, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    From TPM. Ugh.

    The United States could see hundreds of thousands more deaths this year than earlier anticipated, as COVID-19 cases surge across several states.

    Epidemiologists and demographers painted a dark picture in conversations with TPM, estimating that total U.S. COVID-19 deaths this calendar year could range from 260,000 to 500,000.

    talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/as-covid-surges-again-experts-forecast-hundreds-of-thousands-more-us…

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 8, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Asked yesterday what specifically his administration is doing to help schools reopen, Trump did not say anything.

    Pretty much like his second-term plans, then.

  17. 17.

    ArchTeryx

    July 8, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    1. @bluehill: I predict a million.  That’s about 1/350ths of the U.S. population .  A tragedy, or just a statistic?  Ask the Nazi Party in charge of us.
  18. 18.

    p.a.

    July 8, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Their desire is to be a SELECTIVE death cult, but they’re the gang that couldn’t shoot straight.  Whacking their own, and the capo di tutti capi is a basket case.

  19. 19.

    Leto

    July 8, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    @khead: A sharpie is a strange way to say that he pulled his pants down, defecated on the guidelines, smeared it all around, held it up as if he were so proud of his Shitcasso, told his aides, “OPEN SCHOOLS”, and then waddled off for more executive time. And no, he never pulled his pants back up.

  20. 20.

    hueyplong

    July 8, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    So Pence says that Trump’s tweeted extortion threat (open or I cut funding) is “leadership.”

    The only people who remain in the administration are all future defendants.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    July 8, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    @bluehill:

    deaths this calendar year could range from 260,000 to 500,000.

    So at worst, Trump has only saved 1.5 million people.  Not bad for a corrupt real estate developer.

  22. 22.

    patrick Il

    July 8, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Trump Tweet :

    In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden schooIs are open with no problems.

    He may he doing this out of petty jealousy . We can’t have these liberal, socialistic countries succeed where he has failed.

    He has no idea that decisions they made months ago are why they can move forward now.

  23. 23.

    hueyplong

    July 8, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    @patrick Il: Interesting, Sweden isn’t a place about which we’ve often heard there are no COVID problems.

  24. 24.

    MattF

    July 8, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    See, there’s a pattern here. Trump and his ‘administration’ are failing. Again.  Over and over again– so many times, in exactly the same way. Hard to ignore. “So, Johnny, what did you learn in school today?” “My teacher died.”

  25. 25.

    Hoodie

    July 8, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Our governor had originally indicated  decision on schools on July 1, but delayed that because the numbers suck.  My wife is a teacher, and we’re praying that he announces Option C — continue on line.    From what I’ve heard, one of the things the threat of opening up is causing is a significant rise in parents applying for homeschooling status which, if granted, may take funds away from the schools, which is a wingnut wet dream.    I know there are some good reasons for wanting them to open, but I’d rather the governor say no as the default and then think about how to deal with particularly at risk kids, kids with parents who are essential workers, etc.

  26. 26.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    July 8, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    @hueyplong:

     

    The only people who remain in the administration are all future defendants.

    Stealing this.

  27. 27.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 8, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: And the GOP healthcare plan. They’ve only had the thirty years since they killed Hillarycare to come up with an idea.

  28. 28.

    trollhattan

    July 8, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    California labs are running low of COVID test materials and test result turnaround time is lagging.

    Think about that for a second–we’ve been on lockdown since March and there still aren’t enough testing resources. It’s been FIVE MONTHS.

  29. 29.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 8, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    I see someone filmed Cole out doing his exercise today.

  30. 30.

    raven

    July 8, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    And the Illini upset the #1 seed Ohio State team in “The Basketball Tournament”!!!!

  31. 31.

    The Moar You Know

    July 8, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden schooIs are open with no problems.

    Every single word a lie.  They are at best partially open, and killing both kids and teachers.

  32. 32.

    laura

    July 8, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Or the Government could make direct payments for people to stay home safe, support the economy and get a handle on the virus while plans are made for safe reopening. But instead we have “I alone can fix it/I bear no responsibility.” And those who still view him as a God among men will be the death of us all.

  33. 33.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    July 8, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    @Leto:

    The White House needs to stock up on diapers and Maalox to accommodate the Shitstainer in Chief.

  34. 34.

    misterpuff

    July 8, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    @jonas: Would that be the Texas Lt. Governor who will be webexing into the TX GOP convention?

  35. 35.

    cain

    July 8, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    @bluehill:

    In their mind they are thinking – “hot dog, that’s probably 500k who will be off the govt dole – probably all minorities and old people!” Full steam ahead!

  36. 36.

    cain

    July 8, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    @Hoodie: I’m curious does that whole ICE thing where they send students back if it is online – does that affect high school students or grade schoolers who might be here on exchange visas?

  37. 37.

    patrick Il

    July 8, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    @hueyplong:

    ” Keeping schools open worked in Sweden” at Axios tells the story.

    I’m on my cell and can’t do links .

  38. 38.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 8, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Kanye West on deciding to run for president: "I was in the shower thinking, I write raps in the shower. It hit me to say, ‘you’re going to run for president’ and I started laughing hysterically…I don’t know for how long, but that’s the moment it hit me.” t.co/bzev7QTRDz— Matt Viser (@mviser) July 8, 2020

  39. 39.

    hueyplong

    July 8, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer: From this point forward, it’s part of their titles, e.g., Future Defendant Betsy DeVos, Future Defendant Mike Pence, Future Defendant Kellyanne Conway, etc., etc.

  40. 40.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 8, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    @laura: The irony is if Trump had done the right thing from the get go (order everyone to stay home, wear masks and socially distance while providing healthcare workers with protective equipment), we would be reopening SAFELY like Europe and Canada.  Instead he called the Coronavirus a Democratic hoax so here we are.

  41. 41.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 8, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    The WH guidelines will include some of those issued by the CDC and recommendations from the American Academy of Pesiatrics. The White House is discussing ways to tie federal funding for schools to the pace of their reopening plans as part of a Phase 4 stimulus bill.

    — Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) July 8, 2020

  42. 42.

    bluehill

    July 8, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    @ArchTeryx:

    @Baud:

    I wonder if there will be a tipping point in overall public perception about how bad this really is. When do people start to really panic?  Because it seems to me that the general attitude is pretty cavalier. Of course some places and groups are worse than others.

  43. 43.

    hueyplong

    July 8, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: “The White House is discussing ways to tie federal funding for schools to the pace of their reopening plans as part of a Phase 4 stimulus bill.”

    Much better phrasing for the extortion.

  44. 44.

    John S.

    July 8, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    My wife is a middle school science teacher. In Florida.

    I’ll be damned if she’s going to risk her life for these a$$holes.

  45. 45.

    patrick Il

    July 8, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @The Moar You Know: 

    I think it’s more bullshit than lie. Yes they’re open, after that he doesn’t know or care. He just doesn’t like the idea that someone might think they are more successful than he is.

  46. 46.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    @dm: Unpossible.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  47. 47.

    gene108

    July 8, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    What I do not understand about the rich Republicans, who started goading people into the reopen protests, the rich Republicans in Congress, and state government is how they totally ignored the most fucking basic most common sense cause and effect correlation out there: Get the virus under control, and only then can you get the economy under control.

     

    Somebody in the DeVoss or Mercer families must have half clue about economics, and business.

    But they pushed hard to reopen. I really want to go into a conspiracy rabbit hole as to why they did. Other than COVID19 hurts blacks, and Latinos more than whites, and therefore reduces “those people”, at a greater rate, I am hard pressed to think of one.

  48. 48.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 8, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: Not mention Picard is only approving a plan his subordinates put together and are ready to implement.

  49. 49.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 8, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    @jonas: I am sure telling all those Boomer grandparents they should happily sacrifice lives of  their beloved grandkids for the pownage of the libertard will go over well.

  50. 50.

    Mike in NC

    July 8, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    Alexandra Petri has another amusing piece in WaPo entitled, “We Can’t Wait for Schools to Reopen Safely!” One commenter noted that now that our kids have become used to school shootings, they just need to learn to take their chances with viral infections.

  51. 51.

    gene108

    July 8, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Cannot be JGC

    The man in the video did not injure himself

  52. 52.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    @trollhattan: Testing supplies are kinda specialized – one could imagine there being a necessary ramp-up time to meet demand.

    Maybe.

    But have you tried to buy nitrile gloves recently?

    E.g. at McMaster-Carr – “We are experiencing unusually high demand for this item. Availability is uncertain, so we are not accepting orders at this time.”

    For nitrile gloves.  Not even sterile ones.

    It can only be intentional actions by Donnie’s administration that prevent even basics not being available in the US nearly 4 months after a global pandemic was declared (and ~ 6 months after we knew about it in China).  We have a Defense Production Act for circumstances like these and Donnie is refusing to use it.

    Grr…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  53. 53.

    Baud

    July 8, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    I didn’t even know this was a thing.

    Biden, Sanders unity task forces release policy recommendations

  54. 54.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    @gene108: Yup.

    Adam Serwer at TheAtlantic (from May):

    In the interim, data about the demographics of COVID-19 victims began to trickle out. On April 7, major outlets began reporting that preliminary data showed that black and Latino Americans were being disproportionately felled by the coronavirus. That afternoon, Rush Limbaugh complained, “If you dare criticize the mobilization to deal with this, you’re going to be immediately tagged as a racist.” That night, the Fox News host Tucker Carlson announced, “It hasn’t been the disaster that we feared.” His colleague Brit Hume mused that “the disease turned out not to be quite as dangerous as we thought.” The nationwide death toll that day was just 13,000 people; it now stands above 70,000, a mere month later.

    The timing was no coincidence.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  55. 55.

    Ken

    July 8, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    @gene108: Somebody in the DeVoss or Mercer families must have half clue about economics, and business.

    Yes, but they’re dead now, and the current ones are the second or third generation.

  56. 56.

    catclub

    July 8, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: The White House is discussing ways to tie federal funding for schools to the pace of their reopening plans as part of a Phase 4 stimulus bill.

     

    The Democrats will fall in love with this idea.

  57. 57.

    Ksmiami

    July 8, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    @PaulWartenberg: the only solution is tumbrels and scaffolding for this murderous administration

  58. 58.

    daveNYC

    July 8, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    I think the post’s author is being optimistic about the number of parents who have better options. Companies are starting to demand that their employees come back to the office, and between many households being reliant on two incomes and the ludicrously high cost of child care, parents are going to be forced to send their kids back to school because the alternative is financial ruin.

  59. 59.

    Calouste

    July 8, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Norway has had fewer COVID-19 cases this whole year than Florida just added yesterday.

  60. 60.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 8, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    @Baud: I’m waiting for a good write-up, which given the length may take a while, but I like what I’m seeing about health care

    Jordan Weissmann @JHWeissmann 1h
    Then, here’s the longterm plan. Medicare at 60. Public option, including a 0 deductible plan. ACA with subsidies for all, pegged to gold coverage (instead of platinum, as during the crisis), and let everybody who wants to buy on the marketplace.

    And postal banking! A long way from a platform to legislation, but I like where they’re starting

  61. 61.

    Captain C

    July 8, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    As always, Trump wants to make demands and idle threats.

    @Brachiator:

    Along with walking away from debts, pretty much his entire negotiation and business strategy.  Well, unless you count the money laundering and other such illegalities.

  62. 62.

    trnc

    July 8, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Asked yesterday what specifically his administration is doing to help schools reopen, Trump did not say anything. Instead, he demanded that schools reopen and claimed “the fall” is a long way away: “Well, we have a long time to think about the school stuff. Because, you know.”

    Whoa, hold on there with the super thick policy wonk talk there, Al Gore.

  63. 63.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 8, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @daveNYC:

    Companies are starting to demand that their employees come back to the office

    What happened to the office-less future that was being touted as a result of the pandemic?

  64. 64.

    Baud

    July 8, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 

    It sounds promising, but it makes me weep when I think about what might have been.

  65. 65.

    JMG

    July 8, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Are they on crack? That won’t ever fly in the House. Neither will Mitch’s liability waiver. Pelosi will just sit there, saying little, until the next 1000 point drop in the Dow brings Trump to the table with a white flag.

  66. 66.

    Cheryl Rofer

    July 8, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    I don’t understand the Republicans at all. They are on the way to half a million deaths, the health care system wrecked, and a major depression.

    Maybe they really do believe that flogging people back to work will save the economy.

    I’ve said it before, but I like to see an endgame that I’m working toward. Right now the Republicans are hellbent toward a major disaster. I don’t get it.

  67. 67.

    Kay

    July 8, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    @daveNYC:

    the ludicrously high cost of child care

    It’s not just that. Tens of millions of children in “childcare” all day is worse than putting them in school.
    The only reason anyone can afford childcare at all is because it’s done in groups. Are people imaging babysitters going to each household? Because that’s not how it works.
    Also- there’s not a lot of extra capacity. We can’t just add 20 million school age children to the babies and preschoolers who are already there all day. Areas have daycare available according to need and hours, as everyone who has ever added their name to 10 wait lists can attest.
    There are two choices. Subsidize one adult to stay home in each household with children under 12 or start pouring money into schools like it’s an emergency to get them ready. Because it is an emergency.

  68. 68.

    Kay

    July 8, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    @daveNYC:

    And daycare capacity is down. It might be as much as halved, because they’re distancing. There was going to be a daycare capacity problem independent of schools already.

    These two groups have to move together. If adults go back to work, children must also go somewhere. They move together or not at all.

  69. 69.

    Kay

    July 8, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    It would be cheaper to subsidize 20 million parents to stay home, but of course that’s just daycare. We’d still have the “education problem”.

    This is a difficult problem. I’m not sure Karen Pence can solve it.

  70. 70.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: They have no imagination.  They cannot conceive of a world where liberal experts are correct, where politics and spin and lies cannot trump reality, where old white men are not in charge forever and always.

    They think that Frank Luntz (or someone similar) will come up with some magic incantation to use in some TV commercials, they’ll win re-election, and everything will be back to the same as it always was.

    They don’t know what real life is like anymore.  They only talk to and hang out with lobbyists, drinking $350 bottles of wine.

    I’m convinced it’s nothing more than that.

    I hope that reality makes herself known in a big way on November 3.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  71. 71.

    Feathers

    July 8, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    @patrick Il: The problem is we don’t know if it worked. Unfortunately, Sweden decided to fuck the world over and refused to let researchers study the schools that they kept open. They’ve had outbreaks in schools and had to close some, but did not do any testing or tracking of students. Also, because student privacy laws allow other parents to be notified about a student only if there is “risk of death” to their fellow students. Since kids don’t seem to be dying of COVID, no one else was notified about students and teachers who became ill. How Sweden wasted a ‘rare opportunity’ to study coronavirus in schools

    I more than understand how and why we have medical privacy laws, but they really seem to be fvcking us over when it comes to a global pandemic. You are required to wear masks on the MBTA. However, if you have a disability, you don’t have to, and drivers are not allowed to ask if you have a disability. Truly a nightmare.

  72. 72.

    Jeffro

    July 8, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Pence is such a bald-faced liar that he was able to render the normally unflappable Tim Kaine speechless.  I was watching at the time and Tim, I got to tell you, I was speechless too.

    pin him down, national snooze media!  The guy knows nothing and is doing nothing to help schools prepare.

  73. 73.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    July 8, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: The bigger the mess left for us to clean up, the more they can blame us for everything next year…

  74. 74.

    Danielx

    July 8, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Can’t be, Cole would have crashed in the first fifteen seconds.

  75. 75.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    As Kayleigh McEnany leaves the podium, White House reporter Brian Karem shouts this question: "Kayleigh, if it's safe to send people back to schools, is it safe to send Manafort back to prison?"

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 8, 2020

  76. 76.

    gwangung

    July 8, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    @Kay: All these components are part of a system. You can’t demand one thing of a part of a system without getting a reaction out of another part of the system—sometimes a disastrous one.

     

    That’s why there’s a Law of Unintended Consequences.

     

    Conservatives and Republicans think their shit doesn’t think and the Law doesn’t apply to them.

  77. 77.

    jonas

    July 8, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    @Mike in NC:One commenter noted that now that our kids have become used to school shootings, they just need to learn to take their chances with viral infections.

    No, this is seriously parroting a Fox talking point now: “Life is full of risks! Better kids learn this sooner rather than later!”

    Mother. Of. God.

  78. 78.

    jonas

    July 8, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    @Another Scott:  They don’t know what real life is like anymore.  They only talk to and hang out with lobbyists, drinking $350 bottles of wine.

    And the rubes that vote for them think *they’re* the ones “draining the swamp.” Lol.

  79. 79.

    Ms. Deranged in AZ

    July 8, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: They will blame Dems and government like they always do. Dems will spend 8 years cleaning it up and when they regain power they will do it all over again.  Rinse, repeat.

  80. 80.

    jonas

    July 8, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    @Another Scott: The administration’s response to this whole pandemic has always been driven by race, because it’s the only lens they have: it’s a disease that strikes “those people” so, you know, no biggie. As I’ve said over and over, this will only become a major political liability for Republicans when lots — and I mean *lots* of good, white folks start succumbing to it. Until then, the party line will be “well *of course* a bunch of illegals at a meatpacking plant caught it. Have you seen how they live? And what were they doing in this country to begin with?”

  81. 81.

    Cameron

    July 8, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    @Calouste: But Mike Pence just said that Florida’s getting it under control!

  82. 82.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    July 8, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Thats my cousin – doing God’s work.

  83. 83.

    Jeffro

    July 8, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    win, Win, WIN, and WIN. Also moar win.

    @Baud:A better strategy would have been to take credit for solving school shootings.

    @khead:So, Trump used a sharpie on the CDC guidelines.

    @Leto:A sharpie is a strange way to say that he pulled his pants down, defecated on the guidelines, smeared it all around, held it up as if he were so proud of his Shitcasso, told his aides, “OPEN SCHOOLS”, and then waddled off for more executive time. And no, he never pulled his pants back up.

    @hueyplong: The only people who remain in the administration are all future defendants.

    @trnc:Whoa, hold on there with the super thick policy wonk talk there, Al Gore.

    And then there is the spot-on policy (or lack thereof) analysis

    @Another Scott:

    They have no imagination.  They cannot conceive of a world where liberal experts are correct, where politics and spin and lies cannot trump reality, where old white men are not in charge forever and always.

    They think that Frank Luntz (or someone similar) will come up with some magic incantation to use in some TV commercials, they’ll win re-election, and everything will be back to the same as it always was.

    So true.  This is what the ‘great sorting’ of Americans by psyche gets us: people who believe in science and expertise, and those who consider it all to be a ‘messaging issue’

  84. 84.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    July 8, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    @Another Scott: Also, its not like ‘their’ kids are in public schools.  They can afford to keep them home.  They can keep their own families ‘safe’.  However, if those other people aren’t out there generating revenue for them, then their income suffers.  This is the same logic as the landowners during the potato famine in Ireland.  Was it good for their long term interests to have their tenant farmers dying of starvation or fleeing to the US/Australia?  No!  But they exported their goods instead of feeding their laborers, because they were more worried about the short term financial hit than the long term one.

  85. 85.

    Mai naem mobile

    July 8, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @khead: Sharpie or whiteout? Maybe even bleach.

  86. 86.

    Mai naem mobile

    July 8, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): the employees got evicted from their houses where they were supposed to do the office less thing.

  87. 87.

    Galahad Threepwood

    July 8, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Like bluehill in an earlier comment, I wonder where the tipping point is.   I read that Alexandra Petri piece that was linked above, and Jesus, the comments from Pence and DeVos are bone-chilling.  There’s no one at the controls in the middle of the most dangerous pandemic in 100 years, and that should be fucking TERRIFYING to EVERYONE, I don’t care who you are or where you live.  And it’s a minimum of 6 months before anything changes, because even if we are able to vote Trump and his band of jackals out of office in November, they’ll still have two more months of fuckery before Biden can take over.   It’s insane, and it’s just going to get worse.

  88. 88.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    Jacksonville attorneys file a lawsuit to block the city from hosting the Republican National Convention amid the coronavirus pandemic t.co/nfvKqfw7Gt— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) July 9, 2020

  89. 89.

    Ruckus

    July 8, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    @MattF:

    shitforbrains® always fails. Because he always does the most stupid, asinine thing possible, because he is a massively ignorant massive asshole. It’s his position in life, it must be, he’s been doing this same routine since he was a child. Which mentally he has never outgrown.

  90. 90.

    Aleta

    July 8, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    Pence Accused of Taking Trump’s Coronavirus Tests for Him

  91. 91.

    Jinchi

    July 8, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    And parents need the ‘free child care’ that too many Americans assume is the only reason for public schools to exist, too.

    Could we stop slamming parents for wanting their kids to have an education. The overwhelming majority of parents I’ve met in the public schools support their teachers and their schools. They aren’t harping about the “free daycare”. You can’t simply expect a 9 year old to take a year off while the government gets it’s act together. Some of these kids will fall so far behind that the damage will be permanent.

  92. 92.

    Ruckus

    July 8, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin):

    The gop came up with an idea long ago, which was “Fuck everyone but the rich, white men.” They’ve had success with this idea, because the rich white men pay them peanuts to help make them a hell of a lot richer. It hasn’t worked out so well for everyone else, but then the rich white men didn’t and don’t give a fuck. And the current iteration of this idea hasn’t gone over so well because the support for the idea now comes from the moronic racists that are the by product of the idea’s implementation and their voting for someone even stupider than they are. So we have armed racists with all the self control of a sex maniac in a whorehouse, being led by a guy who doesn’t have the ability to be the janitor at said whorehouse, because he’s too stupid to know which end of a broom to hold and is too full of himself to have room in his tiny brain to learn, which is OK because his brain doesn’t work well enough to, because he’s too busy being a massive racist. So you can see this this is a circle of ignorance and racism, that can not be argued with or cajoled into some semblance of reasonableness because it’s too busy ignoring every clue in the universe of how fucking ignorant it is.

  93. 93.

    Jinchi

    July 8, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    @Baud: I didn’t even know this was a thing.

    Next you’re going to tell us you didn’t realize AOC was on his Climate Policy task force.

  94. 94.

    SFAW

    July 8, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    @Baud:

     

    deaths this calendar year could range from 260,000 to 500,000.

    So at worst, Trump has only saved 1.5 million people.

    Except the Murderer-in-Chief will eventually Sharpie the numbers, and declare that the “original estimate” of anticipated deaths was 10  20  50  100 million Americans, so his bold actions saved more than 99 million Americans.

    The numbers above are bullshit, but I’d bet a case of good beer that he tries to pull his usual rewrite-his-own-history bullshit, and inflates the number he originally said was two million deaths if no one did anything.

  95. 95.

    Another Scott

    July 8, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    ScienceMag:

    […]

    By early June, more than 20 countries had done just that. (Some others, including Taiwan, Nicaragua, and Sweden, never closed their schools.) It was a vast, uncontrolled experiment.

    Some schools imposed strict limits on contact between children, while others let them play freely. Some required masks, while others made them optional. Some closed temporarily if just one student was diagnosed with COVID-19; others stayed open even when multiple children or staff were affected, sending only ill people and direct contacts into quarantine.

    Data about the outcomes are scarce. “I just find it so frustrating,” says Kathryn Edwards, a pediatric infectious disease specialist at the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine who is advising the Nashville school system, which serves more than 86,000 students, on how to reopen. Her research assistant spent 30 hours hunting for data—for example on whether younger students are less adept at spreading the virus than older ones, and whether outbreaks followed reopenings—and found little that addressed the risk of contagion in schools.

    When Science looked at reopening strategies from South Africa to Finland to Israel, some encouraging patterns emerged. Together, they suggest a combination of keeping student groups small and requiring masks and some social distancing helps keep schools and communities safe, and that younger children rarely spread the virus to one another or bring it home. But opening safely, experts agree, isn’t just about the adjustments a school makes. It’s also about how much virus is circulating in the community, which affects the likelihood that students and staff will bring COVID-19 into their classrooms.

    “Outbreaks in schools are inevitable,” says Otto Helve, a pediatric infectious disease specialist at the Finnish Institute for Health and Welfare. “But there is good news.” So far, with some changes to schools’ daily routines, he says, the benefits of attending school seem to outweigh the risks—at least where community infection rates are low and officials are standing by to identify and isolate cases and close contacts.

    […]

    What lies ahead?

    In much of the world, schools that closed in March remained closed through the summer break, and autumn will see a wave of reopenings. For millions of especially vulnerable children, however, the break may continue indefinitely. Many low-income countries lack the resources to shrink class sizes or provide everyone with masks and so are hesitant to reopen in the midst of a pandemic. In June, Bangladeshi Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina said schools will likely stay shut until the danger of COVID-19 has passed. Similarly, officials in the Philippines said in-person schooling will not resume until there is a vaccine to protect against COVID-19.

    In other places, ranging from Mexico to Afghanistan to the United States, planning for fall 2020 is underway. In the United States, school districts are releasing a patchwork of plans, which often include hybrid models that alternate distance learning with small in-person classes. Whether those plans sufficiently protect children, staff, and communities from COVID-19 will depend on how case numbers look as opening day approaches. This reality was thrown into stark relief late last month, when Arizona’s governor announced he would delay the state’s school reopening by at least 2 weeks, to 17 August, because of a surge in cases.

    The experiment will continue. Yet scientists lament that as before, it may not generate the details they crave about infection patterns and paths of transmission. “There just isn’t really a culture of research” in schools, Edwards says. Gathering data from schoolchildren comes with layers of complexity beyond those of traditional pediatric research. In addition to seeking consent from parents and children, it often requires buy-in from teachers and school administrators who are already overwhelmed by their new reality. Integrating research—the only sure way to gauge the success of their varied strategies—may be more than they can handle.

    *Update, 8 July, 12:45 p.m.: This story was updated to further emphasize that the degree of viral spread in the community may impact school reopenings.

    (Emphasis added.)

    Note all the caveats. The US shows little sign of doing what’s necessary to be careful – given the lack of data – via national policy. The increasing community spread in the USA is especially worrying.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  96. 96.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    July 8, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I don’t understand the Republicans at all. They are on the way to half a million deaths, the health care system wrecked, and a major depression.

    Look at Trump, when he gets data he doesn’t like and can’t ignore he just screams at his staff until they give him the numbers he wants.  Trump’s hardly alone among the elite for this.

  97. 97.

    Soprano2

    July 9, 2020 at 12:02 am

    I’ve always believed the timing of the reopen protests was no accident. Once the MAGAs figured out the majority of the people who were getting sick and dying were black and brown people in big cities,  they started hollering about opening things up. I guess they thought COVID wouldn’t get them. I wonder if they still think that now that FL, TX and AZ are on fire with it. Trump will only start to care about it again if the markets take a nosedive.

  98. 98.

    Anne Laurie

    July 9, 2020 at 12:12 am

    @Jinchi: Could we stop slamming parents for wanting their kids to have an education. The overwhelming majority of parents I’ve met in the public schools support their teachers and their schools. They aren’t harping about the “free daycare”. You can’t simply expect a 9 year old to take a year off while the government gets it’s act together. Some of these kids will fall so far behind that the damage will be permanent.

    Oh, I agree with you, and Kay, one thousand percent.  But too many Americans (voters), even unfortunately some of those who do have kids in public schools, assume that the ‘real’ purpose of paying taxes to support schools is so that the kids’ parents will be free to support the economy.   Learning stuff is just an optional extra, a luxury that happens as a secondary effect to stashing kids out of the workforce for x hours every day.  After all, as far as those people remember, they never learned anything useful in school!

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