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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Late Night Open Thread: Gotta Laugh to Keep from Crying

Late Night Open Thread: Gotta Laugh to Keep from Crying

by Anne Laurie|  July 12, 20209:58 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

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Not you, Boris — you’re just not welcome under any circumstances:

This on a London street: Yes, it’s come to this. pic.twitter.com/s6iAu7KbYr

— Samuel R Delany (@SamuelRDelany1) July 12, 2020

Everybody needs a haircut, right now…

A toad that looks like it will sell you psychedelics rather than one that looks like you need to lick in order get psychedelics https://t.co/cGA7nNt5tQ

— The Cyberpunk Landsknecht (@cakotz) July 10, 2020

Possum loves his box like Repubs love doing crimes!

WATCH: A Virginia opossum scent-marks a cardboard box at Atlanta Zoo in Georgia pic.twitter.com/VNSnfvUoLf

— Reuters (@Reuters) July 11, 2020

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112Comments

  1. 1.

    piratedan

    July 12, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Well… trump got what he wanted… no one wants to come here now…and we’re essentially living with virtual walls too…

  2. 2.

    Sab

    July 12, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    I know possums are not rocket scientists, but what is that critter up to? It seems stressed

    ETA: wild possums fur never looks that good. Zoo is doing well by it.

  3. 3.

    cain

    July 12, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    After seeing countless videos of Americans acting like assholes about something as simple as masks – I’m sure that nobody wants to have us coming over to visit at all especially when masks and other sordid things are still needed at times.

    I reckon that they would be willing to not only boot them out of whatever establishment, but also out of the EU never to return for a period of 10 years regardless if they are doing business or not.

  4. 4.

    Keith P.

    July 12, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    I’ve got a young possum that comes by right at dusk to eat my cat’s leftovers.  That possum originally came into my house a few times one week when it found a way in through a wall when it was rat-sized.  I trapped it and let it go outside several times, but one time it got into the main house and disappeared. It lived inside for a few days, eating out of the cats’ open dry food bag until one day I caught it. By then, it had grown too big to find a way in, but it still comes by regularly to eat, so I feed it.

  5. 5.

    Xantar

    July 12, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    The hairy frog is a photoshop job, alas. Read the comments and you’ll see that they didn’t even crop out the watermark.

  6. 6.

    Sab

    July 12, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    @cain: Governor ordered mandatory masks for our county. Finally. EVERYONE had a mask today. Big improvement. Most worn properly, but not all.

    So if you have a mask on your face but not over your nose, aren’t you more a danger to yourself than to others who have masks? Not breathing out at any distance, but breathing everything in off your mask? Just wondering.

  7. 7.

    Patricia Kayden

    July 12, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    .@MaddowBlog: Key GOP senator says United States "overreacted" to the pandemichttps://t.co/nmn0g6XIt4— MSNBC (@MSNBC) July 13, 2020

  8. 8.

    Sab

    July 12, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    @Keith P.: I had a friend years ago with a rescue baby possum grown up. Not bright at all. Extremely stupid actually. But sweetest mammal pet ever. Sweeter even than descented skunks ( but 1/4 the IQ.) I am amazed they function in the wild. Short wild v longer domestic lifespan suggests they don’t function all that well. Cars be bad.

    ETA: Also too young single mother with a dozen kids to feed. That could be a problem even if they mostly eat bugs.

  9. 9.

    Nicole

    July 12, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    @Sab:

    So if you have a mask on your face but not over your nose, aren’t you more a danger to yourself than to others who have masks? Not breathing out at any distance, but breathing everything in off your mask? Just wondering.

    Possibly?  I would assume less respiratory drops escape from one’s nostrils.

    All I know is, after seeing that cartoon comparing wearing your mask low enough that your nose hangs out to a man wearing his underwear low enough that his junk hangs out, now any time I see someone on the street with their nose visible above their mask, I think, “penis.”  Doesn’t matter how the person appears to identify; all I can see is a penis

    Also, my husband found a funny thing tonight, titled something like, “If the astrological signs had been made up in the South” and I can’t remember most of them I do recall Cancer was an opossum. :)

  10. 10.

    khead

    July 12, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    After seeing countless videos of Americans acting like assholes about something as simple as masks – I’m sure that nobody wants to have us coming over to visit at all

    I don’t want those assholes visiting me and I live in Maryland.

  11. 11.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    @Sab

    Akin to operating a motor vehicle with half the spark plugs disconnected.

  12. 12.

    Sab

    July 12, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    @NotMax: You draw horrible conclusions and make me laugh out loud.

    Stop! Behave!

  13. 13.

    Jeffro

    July 12, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Oh hey, it’s Ron “Spent the 4th of July 2018 in Moscow” Johnson, such a shocker!

    (I thought it was going to be Marsha Blackburn when I clicked on the link, honestly…but RJ is equally dumb)

    ‘Over-reacting’ IS what it looks like when you handle a pandemic correctly, Senatuh!  Just ask the Kiwis how they feel about their government’s “overreaction”.  Oh wait, they won’t be able to hear your question, because they’re back in bars and enjoying attending live sports and what not…

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 12, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Good Lord!

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    July 12, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    ????

  16. 16.

    rikyrah

    July 12, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Phucking clown ?

  17. 17.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 12, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    @Sab:

    Stop! Behave!

    Good luck on your snipe hunt. ?

    ETA – Might as well tell him to wear long pants.

  18. 18.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    July 12, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Johnson and Cornyn were neck-and-neck for Dumbest Senator title until Marsha Blackburn swooped in and ran away with the trophy.

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 12, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Collins will forever be the most concerned and disappointed.

  20. 20.

    Ascap_scab

    July 12, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    So the animal that sits on Trump’s head is a hairy frog that dispenses LSD. That makes total sense.

  21. 21.

    Kropacetic

    July 12, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: @MaddowBlog: Key GOP senator says United States “overreacted” to the pandemic

    @Jeffro: Oh hey, it’s Ron “Spent the 4th of July 2018 in Moscow” Johnson, such a shocker!

    Per the article, this is the Senator the Republican caucus chose to run the Homeland Security Committee.  I feel safer already.

  22. 22.

    hoosierspud

    July 12, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    My husband and I took in a couple of cats living in our neighborhood. The younger one liked to go outside in the morning and spend the day outside. One dark morning I let him out and then spotted a possum the size of a breadbox walking toward him. I thought Dizzy was going to get mauled, but they walked up to each other, swiped noses, and kept going their own ways. The only way I can explain it is that while Dizzy was living outside they had contact with each other and didn’t feel threatened.

  23. 23.

    Sab

    July 12, 2020 at 11:01 pm

    Made an awesome veggie soup today. My husband wants to know why veggie soup is spelled that way. Makes no sense with American phonics.

    My usual response to American phonics is of course it makes no sense. Get over it or go Brit. (Canadians conveniently waffle , and then blame their publishers. Wise move.)

    Meanwhile my soup: Cutting veggies for husband’s snack tray. 1/3 celery sticks, 1/3 carrot sticks, 1/3 cucumber slices.

    Lots of leftovers. All the carot peels. All the celery leaves and short stocks. Through in some onions. Some tomatoes. Some frozen corn. Some frozen grean beans. Some garlic. Some green onions.Two Knorr veggie soup packs (cheating, I know.

    Excellent soup. I think the potatoe pes and carrot peels and celery leaves made it.

  24. 24.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    this machine kills children pic.twitter.com/3s7QBVyjk0— ?Willie? (@sivern) July 12, 2020

  25. 25.

    Jeffro

    July 12, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    @Kropacetic: You too!

    I mostly feel calm, sort of in that “oh hey, my space capsule is heading straight into the sun, should be pretty!” kind of calm.

    (not really – Biden is going to clean trumpov’s clock and we’re going to win the Senate too.  But still: Ron. Johnson. in charge of ANYTHING, even for a little while?)

  26. 26.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    @Sab:

    gud soup . No cheating  involved?

  27. 27.

    geg6

    July 12, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Isn’t he kind of like the Louis Gohmert of the Senate, but with bonus Russian complicity?  Like really, really stupid?  Figures the party of traitors would put him in charge of homeland security.

    BTW, I still hate that phrase, homeland security.  Too much whiff of National Socialism for me.

  28. 28.

    Barbara

    July 12, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Of course he does. When you assign an average value of zero to to the life and well-being of Americans, any action that puts lives over profits is by definition an overreaction. I mean, he probably rejoices at the deaths of the “negative value” Americans and can’t figure out why “culling the herd” hasn’t been picked up by the Trump campaign as its new slogan yet.

  29. 29.

    Kropacetic

    July 12, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    @geg6: BTW, I still hate that phrase, homeland security.  Too much whiff of National Socialism for me.

    It’s adequately descriptive of a worthwhile governmental function.  Blaming the phrase is like blaming the little square mustache (not that I recommend wearing a little square mustache).

  30. 30.

    frosty

    July 12, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: One more time … in any public health emergency, if you do the right thing, it will look like you overreacted. Oh well.

  31. 31.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    The wife of a French bus driver who was beaten to death after he asked 4 passengers to wear face masks aboard his vehicle called Saturday for “exemplary punishment” for his killers. https://t.co/WCd8Hd336x— NBC News (@NBCNews) July 12, 2020

  32. 32.

    jl

    July 12, 2020 at 11:32 pm

    The pic of the hairy frog is fake? BJ blog always breaks my heart.

  33. 33.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Russian bounties on our troops, Coronavirus exploding across the country & his state of SC, and this is what the failing Senator @LindseyGrahamSC tweets. My advice is to fire Lindsey and for everyone in South Carolina to support @harrisonjaime with time, donations, & your vote!! https://t.co/0DbEINWxIR— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) July 12, 2020

  34. 34.

    oclib

    July 12, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    @Jay:

    this machine kills children

    she reminds me of that Goldie Hawn character in Overboard….she’s got what, 12 yachts….won’t someone push her overboard….

  35. 35.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Follow @FacesOfCOVID. Share the stories of so many lost to #COVID19. Remind everyone that they are not just numbers. These are human beings who’ve left loved ones behind. #SaturdayMotivation #coronavirus https://t.co/NTMWzof4uY https://t.co/6kuWRHm5bD pic.twitter.com/J98b21WVl7— Angie Wormy (@un_gusanito) July 11, 2020

  36. 36.

    Luciamia

    July 12, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    @Xantar: why does that make me so sad.

  37. 37.

    Yutsano

    July 12, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    @geg6:

    I still hate that phrase, homeland security. Too much whiff of National Socialism for me.

    The whole fucking Dubya post-9/11 “security” apparatus needs to be ripped out root and branch. I’m talking removing the Cabinet level office, repealing the terribly stupid Patriot Act, the AUMF which is used to justify way too much, moving the Secret Service back to Treasury, everything. None of these measures needed to ever be in place and few things erode our freedoms more. And that’s just a start.

  38. 38.

    Jay

    July 12, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    In moderation at #35 which should be front paged.

  39. 39.

    Mike in NC

    July 12, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    @Kropacetic: Hey, toothbrush mustaches just might make a comeback if Fat Bastard gets reelected, as will swastikas and the Confederate rag.

    We actually have a creepy neighbor who styled herself after Sarah Palin in 2008, including the eyeglasses.

  40. 40.

    Kropacetic

    July 12, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    @Mike in NC: We actually have a creepy neighbor who styled herself after Sarah Palin in 2008, including the eyeglasses.

    How is Tina Fey as a neighbor?

    Hey, toothbrush mustaches just might make a comeback if Fat Bastard gets reelected, as will swastikas and the Confederate rag.

    In certain quarters they never went out of style

    @Yutsano: The whole fucking Dubya post-9/11 “security” apparatus needs to be ripped out root and branch. I’m talking removing the Cabinet level office, repealing the terribly stupid Patriot Act, the AUMF which is used to justify way too much, moving the Secret Service back to Treasury, everything. None of these measures needed to ever be in place and few things erode our freedoms more. And that’s just a start.

    But yes, along with the excesses of our criminal justice system, the excesses of our national security state need to be addressed.

  41. 41.

    Ian R

    July 12, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    @Jay: They should do something truly horrible, like exiling the murderers to America.

  42. 42.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    July 12, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    @cain: When overseas if there are Americans nearby we tend to not interact or admit we’re compatriots till we know if they’re going to be obnoxious or not. As we try not to use English, Americans never pick us out as fellow Americans. Nor do locals, though usually they can tell by the accent (and language struggles) that we’re English-speakers.

    I’ve had this conversation, as I’m sure other jackals have, many times: “Are you Australian? No. Um, English? No. (Long pause). Canadian? Sorry no. (Long pause, person admits defeat). Then where are you from?”

  43. 43.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 12, 2020 at 11:47 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    We actually have a creepy neighbor who styled herself after Sarah Palin in 2008, including the eyeglasses.

    You’re neighbors with Tina Fey?

    ETA – Dammit, Kropacetic!

  44. 44.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 12, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    @jl:

    I know, I wanted to braid it.

  45. 45.

    Kropacetic

    July 12, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Dammit, Kropacetic!

    I’ve heard that before.  In fact, it’s damn near trite at this point.

  46. 46.

    Kropacetic

    July 12, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    @jl: The pic of the hairy frog is fake? BJ blog always breaks my heart.

    @SiubhanDuinne: I know, I wanted to braid it.

    We enjoy many things we know to be fake. Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story/concept.
    I was skeptical of the frog when I first saw it but refused to look into it’s veracity. I’m not aware of any non-mammal with hair.

  47. 47.

    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 12:00 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:  When I was in Germany I made it a point to speak German. This was for two reasons: I wanted to practice but my speaking and my comprehension but I also wanted to show respect to the Germans by not coming off as just another dumb American. This turned out to be useful when we had a waitress who didn’t speak English. There was a bit of pointing and grunting but it was mostly just me speaking to her.

  48. 48.

    Achrachno

    July 13, 2020 at 12:00 am

    @jl: That picture is fake but the frog is real and really has “hair” but not nearly so much.  Google the scientific name.

  49. 49.

    Jay

    July 13, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Went out to get smokes, ( yeah , bad habit)

    Saw a car with New York plates at the gas station.

    Two passes, and then stood outside and waited .

    Wanted to make sure they were okay.

    Dead battery, electrical problems, Dealership.

    They were ikay, of sort. Trapped here.

    Covid sucks.

  50. 50.

    Kropacetic

    July 13, 2020 at 12:02 am

    @Achrachno: That picture is fake but the frog is real and really has “hair” but not nearly so much.  Google the scientific name.

    In the picture I found, the hair more resembled something between moss and coral.

  51. 51.

    prostratedragon

    July 13, 2020 at 12:07 am

    New reporting from Martyn McLaughlin on the Turnberry scam

    The Unexplained Wealth Order could be a handy tool to enforce some revelation, even if it doesn’t stop anything in the end (sounds hard to enforce to me, but I know nothing at all of Scot/British law).

  52. 52.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    July 13, 2020 at 12:10 am

    @Yutsano: I’ve found that even Germans who speak near-perfect English are very patient with you if you want to practice German, and they won’t switch to English unless you ask them to. And as you mention, lots don’t speak English.

    We were having one conversation with a nice young German waitress, asking about tipping customs and various line items on the restaurant bill. When she asked where we were from and we said the US, she said in English “Oh, so am I” and suddenly became a nice young American student. Turned out she was a University student. Not sure why she was permitted to hold a job, but there might have been family ties with Germany.

    I’ve always been annoyed at the statement that “everybody speaks English”. I’ve found that to be very much not the case, unless you stick to guided tours and major tourist attractions. Or never leave your hotel.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    July 13, 2020 at 12:11 am

    Thread for a FrontPager about the Post Office???

    I do NOT say this to be alarmist, but the new Postmaster General is actively working to destroy the product, service, and integrity of the USPS. PLEASE, if you care about your mail service, especially at a time when it allows you to stay home in a pandemic, read this thread.— Letter Carriers for Antifa Chapter President (@DingusJMcGee) July 12, 2020

  54. 54.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    July 13, 2020 at 12:13 am

    @rikyrah: Since every single Trump agency head seems to have destroying the agency as their primary mission, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

    But I am.

  55. 55.

    Kropacetic

    July 13, 2020 at 12:14 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I’ve always been annoyed at the statement that “everybody speaks English”. I’ve found that to be very much not the case, unless you stick to guided tours and major tourist attractions. Or never leave your hotel.

    From my experience in Spain, it’s not so much that everyone speaks English that someone can always be found who speaks English.  I spoke Spanish whenever possible, but I was in high school and occasionally found myself occasionally unable to articulate myself in the local common tongue.

  56. 56.

    Steeplejack

    July 13, 2020 at 12:19 am

    @Jay:

    For future reference: If something goes into moderation, you don’t know what the eventual comment number will be. Make this comment a reply to the one in moderation, and readers can link back to that one when it comes out of moderation.

  57. 57.

    piratedan

    July 13, 2020 at 12:20 am

    been reading something where the Mayor of San Antonio reached out to HHS to see if they could get some help from the major Army hospital that is right next door (Brooke Army Medical Hospital) because they are running out of hospital beds, but hearing that the WH said no.

  58. 58.

    rikyrah

    July 13, 2020 at 12:24 am

    I've known #DrFauci for 30 years, I've protested him, criticized him when he's been wrong. But no one knows more about infectious diseases in the US, has done more to protect Americans from pandemics past and present. The attacks on him are scurrilous, vile and desperate.— Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves) July 13, 2020

  59. 59.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 12:25 am

    @Kropacetic

    I’m not aware of any non-mammal with hair.

    Spiders, for a start.

  60. 60.

    CaseyL

    July 13, 2020 at 12:26 am

    @Xantar: I’m actually a bit relieved to hear that, because amphibians are not supposed to have hair!  An amphibian-mammal crossover is just too strange to contemplate.

  61. 61.

    Kelly

    July 13, 2020 at 12:26 am

    @Kropacetic: A friend of mine spent a couple month in Spain in the late 1970’s. Reported he had a great time wandering to small villages, finding a bar and saying he’d like to order a round for the house. Always found an English speaker.

  62. 62.

    Mary G

    July 13, 2020 at 12:29 am

    This model has too many users right now, but if this is credible, wow:

    New model from Georgia Tech. What’s the Covid risk from a crowd? If you’re in a group of 50 you have a:
    84% chance of being with someone infected if you’re in Atlanta
    98% chance if in Phoenix
    94% chance if in Austin
    Essentially 100% if in Charleston
    https://t.co/Z3hIoJfVVz pic.twitter.com/wOXMN4rllS

    — Anthony Michael Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) July 12, 2020

    Everyone trying to get into a bar should have to run it on their phone and sign an agreement that they aren’t going to get into a hospital unless and until innocent people are cared for.

  63. 63.

    Jay

    July 13, 2020 at 12:30 am

    @Steeplejack: thanx

  64. 64.

    HeleninEire

    July 13, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Today is the first day since March that NYC had no Coronovirus deaths. Please let this trend hold. I am both exhausted and angry.

    The South refused to learn from NY’s successes and mistakes. And now all our sacrifices are going to be for naught. I will be stuck in my apt. until Christmas.

  65. 65.

    Anya

    July 13, 2020 at 12:39 am

    We deserve to be mocked but the Brits are the last people who should be shaming us. They gave Boris a super majority and they voted to marginalize their country because of an ad on a bus. STFU and sort your house.

    Re: Dr. Fauci, I wonder if Dr. Birx is one of the anynomous “White House officials” who are discrediting Dr. Fauci?

    Trump and his team are so vile. They’ve destroyed so many civil servants and career officials. I don’t know if they’ll leave anything intact by the time they leave.

  66. 66.

    Kropacetic

    July 13, 2020 at 12:40 am

    @NotMax: All spiders in fact, good to know.

    Got any non-mammal vertebrates with hair for me?

  67. 67.

    Leto

    July 13, 2020 at 12:40 am

    @Yutsano: this is the same thing Avalune and I did when we lived in Italy. After a couple of months the ladies at the grocery store treated us better, we were better able to communicate with most people, and it was just showing basic respect/courtesy to our host country. Now when we traveled to Austria for the Christmas Markets, the Austrians insisted on speaking English to us because it was easier for everyone all around (plus they had near perfect English so why not?) I tried speaking to the lady in Italian first, she said, “American?”, I said, “Si”, she said, “Just English”, and that was that.

  68. 68.

    Leto

    July 13, 2020 at 12:41 am

    @Mary G: and I’m going to shoot this to my parents. They’ve been pretty good, but I just like to keep hammering home what a clusterfuck area they live in (the 100% area =/ ).

  69. 69.

    Kropacetic

    July 13, 2020 at 12:44 am

    @Kelly: A friend of mine spent a couple month in Spain in the late 1970’s. Reported he had a great time wandering to small villages, finding a bar and saying he’d like to order a round for the house. Always found an English speaker.

    Anyone with money to throw around like that and such a good social sense how to throw it around ought to have a good time.

    The bulk of my time there was at museums and archaeological sites.  Also had a grand old time.

  70. 70.

    sanjeevs

    July 13, 2020 at 12:53 am

    Toobin’s got a point here.

    New York passed a law last year specifically to allow this. If not now, when.

    https://edition.cnn.com/2020/07/12/opinions/roger-stone-should-face-state-prosecution-lefcourt-gottlieb/index.html

  71. 71.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 13, 2020 at 1:01 am

    @Yutsano:

    That begs the question: what would happen if we dismantled the TSA and simply went back to the days of being able to freely enter airport terminals without going through security checks? Not even metal detectors, as has been the case since the 70s.

    I know there were hijackings in the 70s and 80s, but even those didn’t result in the TSA. It took 9/11 for that to happen

  72. 72.

    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 1:02 am

    @HeleninEire: Hey lady! I learned something important about my family history the other day. It turns out both my grandfather’s adoptive parents were born in Ireland. So if I can find their birth records (if they exist) boom I’m an EU citizen.

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    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 1:03 am

    @Kropacetic

    Geckos rely on hairy feet, does that count?

    Interestingly enough, just because lizards don’t have fur doesn’t mean they couldn’t have hair. In fact, some of them do have hair, but not how you may think. Hair, fur, feathers, and scales are all made up in large part by keratin proteins. Many gecko species are well known for their wide, sticky toes that help them climb smooth, vertical surfaces (like walls). Their secret? Ultra-thin keratin hairs growing out of the geckos’ feet provide a chemical adhesive force to keep the animal secured to the wall surface. So reptiles may not have a need for fur, but some of them have an innovative use for hair. Source

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    Amir Khalid

    July 13, 2020 at 1:05 am

    @Yutsano:

    Don’t you have to learn Irish Gaelic or something?

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    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 13, 2020 at 1:07 am

    @Mary G:

    Damn, I want to be able to see that. Thanks for sharing it. I’ll have to bookmark the link

  76. 76.

    Kropacetic

    July 13, 2020 at 1:14 am

    @NotMax: Yes, I would say that counts. The things one learns here!

    Thanks for your help.  After the big spider reveal, I tried Googling to answer my question. I’m usually confident in my Google-fu, but it failed me tonight.

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    cain

    July 13, 2020 at 1:17 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    A friend of mine suggested putting the Canadian flag on the backpack.

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    HumboldtBlue

    July 13, 2020 at 1:19 am

    I style myself after Sarah Palin.

    I’m very stylish.

    Brent Terhune is very stylish as well.

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    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 1:19 am

    @Leto: Funny story: when I was there with my college choir (we toured a lot of the periphery of Germany but not the interior like Frankfurt and Augsburg) we were paired with host guests. I went off with a college student named Martika. The whole time from her picking me up until we were having dinner with her boyfriend we were all speaking German. I wasn’t understanding everything but I was holding my own (Mein Grammatik ist gut aber mein Volkabeln is schlect) then Martika held up her hand to my face and interjected “Stop!” I asked “What” in English. (Everything in this point was in English.) “You’re speaking German.” Me: “Yes I’m in Germany and I speak English.” “We speak English.” Me: “Yes but I’m in Germany.” “No we want you to speak English.” They wanted to do what I had been doing since I got there: work on their English skills. I said, “Oh I get you now!” and spoke English from then on. Turns out she was better than her boyfriend because he got lost at a couple points while we were talking. So sometimes it’s not just to be polite. It’s because they also want the opportunity to interact with a native English speaker and improve.

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    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 1:21 am

    @Amir Khalid: Nah. English is also an official language in Ireland. This could be fun because there are several things I’d be qualified to do there.

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    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 13, 2020 at 1:23 am

    @Yutsano:

    Wow, that’s cool! Hey, it’s a potential escape strategy from this flaming wreckage, right?

    : D

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    prostratedragon

    July 13, 2020 at 1:26 am

    @rikyrah:
    Short applicable movie clip

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    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 1:29 am

    @Kropacetic

    While not hairs per se, underwater can in some shots sure look like them.

    ;)

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    HumboldtBlue

    July 13, 2020 at 1:36 am

    I just received a series of photos from dockside where the Bonhomme Richard is burning.

    The fact that our Navy is in a position where a docked ship can be lost to catastrophic conditions is boggling.

    It’s going to burn until there is nothing left to burn.

    No heavy ammunition on board, just small arms caliber, although aviation fuel is still mighty plentiful. I was told my information abut automatic fire suppression systems on ships utilizing the ozone-harming compound Halon was out of date and other methods are now used.

  85. 85.

    Jager

    July 13, 2020 at 1:36 am

    @Yutsano:

    My granddaughter did a year at the University of Copenhagen, ran into the same thing you did. She went to Norway several times and most of the Norwegians she met spoke English, but with a British accent. Their English teachers were, ah English.

  86. 86.

    Another Scott

    July 13, 2020 at 1:41 am

    OpenThread?

    Per DOJ, Stone wasn’t even eligible to apply for commutation:

    “To be eligible to apply for commutation of sentence, a person must have reported to prison to begin serving his sentence & may not be challenging his conviction in the courts.”

    Stone had NOT reported & IS appealing.

    — Joshua A. Geltzer (@jgeltzer) July 12, 2020

    True? Dunno. Does Donnie or his minions care about any piddly DOJ rule? Of course not.

    Grrr….

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  87. 87.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 13, 2020 at 1:48 am

    @Another Scott:

    Is the president’s authority to pardon/commute that absolute? Like classifying information? What’s the point of the DOJ rule, then?

    Who the hell ever thought it was a good idea to let the executive have that much authority? Yeah, I know, the Found Fathers, but these guys had already fought an autocratic king. I suppose they assumed Congress would check the president for abusing such powers

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    frosty

    July 13, 2020 at 1:51 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Everybody does not speak English in South America. My pidgin Spanish got good enough that I told a joke to a cabdriver in Bolivia and he laughed!

  89. 89.

    frosty

    July 13, 2020 at 1:56 am

    @HeleninEire: I will be stuck in my apt. until Christmas.

    House, for me. I had plans to have a social life after I retired. Ain’t gonna happen, and by the time I feel safe all my friends from work will have forgotten me. First World Problems — at least I (and my family) will still be alive and well.

  90. 90.

    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 1:56 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I’m not leaving the US. My government job is secure. I can ride things out for a few more years. However, if President Toadface gets re-elected, I can hop a plane with my friend who’s a Norwegian dual citizen and we can settle wherever in Europe.

    You, however, can go pretty much wherever you want. Every country is in dire need of medical professionals and American medical education is considered some of the best in the world. So you also have a rather convenient out if things go to shit in November. I personally prefer to stay and fight but

  91. 91.

    frosty

    July 13, 2020 at 2:02 am

    @cain: A friend of mine suggested putting the Canadian flag on the backpack.

    When I Railpassed around Europe in the 70s the Canadians did that so they wouldn’t be mistaken for Yanks. I got pissed off and sewed a US flag to my backpack. Not sure I’d do it today … maybe a state flag. The bear flag that says “California Republic” would be good.

  92. 92.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 13, 2020 at 2:04 am

    @Yutsano:

    Oh absolutely. I was half-joking. Still, it’s nice to have options

  93. 93.

    Steeplejack

    July 13, 2020 at 2:09 am

    @sanjeevs:

    Good article. But it’s by Gerald B. Lefcourt and Robert C. Gottlieb. They’ve just got a Jeffrey Toobin video splashed at the top of the page.

  94. 94.

    Yutsano

    July 13, 2020 at 2:09 am

    I was going to bed, but I took one last look at Twitter. In the world of what the fuck, over Kelly Preston just died.

  95. 95.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 2:12 am

    @frosty

    Another option. And you get to choose any color(s) you like – no one can argue with them!

    :)

  96. 96.

    Aleta

    July 13, 2020 at 2:14 am

    @Amir Khalid: just step dancing

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 2:14 am

    Bad linky above. Fix.

    @frosty

    Another option. And you get to choose any color(s) you like – no one can argue with them!

    :)

  98. 98.

    sanjeevs

    July 13, 2020 at 2:15 am

    @Steeplejack: Didnt notice that thanks

  99. 99.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 13, 2020 at 2:22 am

    I can sing and I can dance, I can do all sorts of necessary mundane tasks very well if properly motivated.

    What I can’t do and wish I could was understand fractals.

    r/Fractalporn is a favorite of mine on Reddit and here it is in discussion and while I grasp the immediate explanation once it’s done I’m left scratching my head as I try to explain what I watched to my brother.

  100. 100.

    James E Powell

    July 13, 2020 at 2:23 am

    @geg6:

    Me too, but then I hate pretty much everything from the Bush/Cheney Junta.

  101. 101.

    PIGL

    July 13, 2020 at 2:51 am

    @Jay: I’d be all in favor. Over the last 15 years, I’ve slowly come to reevaluate my position as regards capital punishment. We really have to stop fucking around with these people.

  102. 102.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 3:04 am

    @HumboldtBlue

    I can sing and I can dance

    Well, you’re one up on this codger then. If it’s possible, when it comes to dancing I possess a negative sense of rhythm.

    ;)

  103. 103.

    Ruckus

    July 13, 2020 at 3:09 am

    @Yutsano:

    When I was in Europe, back a whole lot of decades ago, I always learned 3 words/phrases, hello, please, thank you, in the local language. It worked in every country I was in. It was obvious that I wasn’t going to learn enough to hold a conversation, so I made the point of showing respect for their country, language and them. Worked in every country. Except in Maiorca. Because I had taken Spanish and latin in HS, I kept mixing up words between the two. Still, danced most of the night with a Spanish girl who didn’t speak english and had a great time.

    Now I did run into a number of Americans who were rude, obnoxious and condescending. All of whom were fellow sailors.

  104. 104.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 13, 2020 at 3:13 am

    @NotMax:

    I kind of lied, though, my dancing is really out of tune.

    Then again, so is my singing.

    But I can still pretend I’m a badass.

    I wear a mask after all.

  105. 105.

    Sm*t Cl*de

    July 13, 2020 at 3:18 am

    This on a London street: Yes, it’s come to this.

    That was originally from 3 years ago. Pubs in Edinburgh are now demanding that any Sassenach be accompanied by an adult.

  106. 106.

    Just One More Canuck

    July 13, 2020 at 4:33 am

    @HumboldtBlue: a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2020 at 5:08 am

    @Just One More Canuck

    Alas, poor Chuckles.

    Funny, for whatever reason seltzer sprang unbidden to mind just the other day.

    Back in kid times a bottle was always present on the dinner table. Delivered weekly by the case and empties carted off at the same time. Sometimes the bottles were clear, sometimes the bottles were blue. No discernible difference in the product that I can recall.

  108. 108.

    Robert Sneddon

    July 13, 2020 at 5:40 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): 

    Actually they fought an “autocratic” elected Parliament. The King was by that time in British constitutional affairs a powerless figurehead. He had some influence on the affairs of the country via patronage but no control over taxation, the military etc. Since the Founding Slaveowners were planning to set up their own elected legislature they didn’t want to bad-talk the British Parliament so they loaded all the ills they claimed caused them to commit treason onto George III, an early version of Orwell’s Emmanuel Goldstein and the meme has stuck.

    Sadly the Founding Slaveowners decided an elected absolute autocrat as head of the Executive was the way to go, granting him powers which in many ways exceeded the decayed status of the British monarchy and 220 years later an elected absolute autocrat was what you voted for in November 2016.

  109. 109.

    Robert Sneddon

    July 13, 2020 at 5:42 am

    @Yutsano: You might want to double-check that Norwegian thing — Norway is not a member state of the EU. It does have associate status and the borders are somewhat open for visitors but residency is another matter.

  110. 110.

    Uncle Cosmo

    July 13, 2020 at 7:59 am

    @Kropacetic: Trite and true, boychik.

  111. 111.

    Uncle Cosmo

    July 13, 2020 at 9:38 am

    @frosty: Amble back on down below the Mason-Dixon line & get hold of a blue crab filled in with the MD state flag. Not only a great conversation starter, but with those bright colors you could pick your ‘pack out of a crowd at 100m. And you useta be a Marylander anyway, you’re just one of those tax-dodging refugees…:^p

  112. 112.

    Uncle Cosmo

    July 13, 2020 at 9:42 am

    @frosty: I had plans to have a social life after I retired.

    I had plans for the 3 things I loved most in life: Social dancing (shut down now & perhaps for good), European travel (same), and writing…& I haven’t been able to craft a creative line since I retired 8 years ago (it’s terrible when you can no longer recall the word you need that you know you know). So fuck me, I guess.

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