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A True Master Class

by @heymistermix.com|  July 23, 20209:42 pm| 40 Comments

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This is AOC’s follow up to Ted Yoho’s non-apology yesterday. I’m not going to excerpt it or quote it, because watch the whole thing, it’s worth it. Here’s a transcript if you can’t watch the video.

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  1. 1.

    skerry

    July 23, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Remarkable response to a non-apology

  2. 2.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    July 23, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    Not an AOC fan, but as she matures and gains knowledge and discipline like this, I can become one.

  3. 3.

    patrick II

    July 23, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    I saw this earlier today and it was extraordinary. As I started to write this I was watching Stacy Abrams being interviewed by Rachel and was thinking that there are a number of remarkably talented women in the democratic party right now.

  4. 4.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 23, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    There’s been a leak of Acting Secretary of Homeland Security Chad Wolf’s speech to the federal officers being deployed to Chicago:

    Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the violent leftists will be won! Fellow Patriots, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Demonrats and frag ’em all!

  5. 5.

    Elizabelle

    July 23, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    I’ve been looking forward to seeing this one.  I did watch Yoho’s non-apology.  It was.  Very short.  And ridiculous.

    C-Span has the whole thing up.  Great alternative programming to der Trump.

  6. 6.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 23, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    She wasn’t finished, she threw in some hip-hop hype music on her way to work this morning in retweeting a supporters tweet.

  7. 7.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    July 23, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    I’d also like to add my support for AOC. Yoho is a total prick and he didn’t mean his “apology” at all

  8. 8.

    SmallAxe

    July 23, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Pure brilliance and without notes. Amazing.

  9. 9.

    Alison Rose

    July 23, 2020 at 10:05 pm

    Yeah, I am so done with men acting like “I have female family members” is some sort of defense against being called sexist. It’s their version of the Black friend. (Although I’d bet a lot of them also use that line whenever they get called out for racism.)

  10. 10.

    Jay

    July 23, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    This infographic inspired @CouldYouJustN0t to do make an updated version.The only SALUTE we're down with… remember to spread solid information! Give as much detail as possible and remember these key categories.#PortlandProtests pic.twitter.com/pJuK0HlVJm— PopMob (Popular Mobilization) (@PopMobPDX) July 21, 2020

  11. 11.

    Jay

    July 23, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    Mayor Wheeler appeared shocked by federal officers' unprovoked use of tear gas. But this was nothing new for protesters who’ve experienced the same attacks coming from the Portland Police Bureau—an agency Wheeler directly oversees—for the past 55 days. https://t.co/hCtEJW7WUM— Alex Zielinski (@alex_zee) July 23, 2020

  12. 12.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 23, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    If Yoohoo was a baby seal and AOC the hunter with a club, there would just be a puddle where the baby seal used to be.

    Brutally honest.

  13. 13.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 23, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    Sarah Cooper is back with cognitive test results.

  14. 14.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 23, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    She is so classy, so brilliant an orator, so filled with emotion without going all Jimmy Swaggart on us.

     

    I want to bear her children.

  15. 15.

    Jay

    July 23, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    Did Tear-Gas Teddy just claim that there wasn't any substantial evidence of PPB collaboration with Proud Boys? On camera? Definitely didn't laugh out loud when we heard that. That would be very immature. Here, have a thread of threads to go with your other threads.— Always Antifascist (@RoseCityAntifa) July 23, 2020

    Gaslight Nation indeed.

  16. 16.

    Jay

    July 23, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Motion to refer to misogynists as Yohos— Dr. C (@AllisonVCraig) July 23, 2020

  17. 17.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 23, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I’ve said it before.  Chad Wolf is an Odilo Globočnick wannabee.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    July 23, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @Odie Hugh Manatee:   Uggh.  Horrible example.  Save the baby seals.

  19. 19.

    Emma

    July 23, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    *snaps x10000000000* I have no idea if Yoho had the guts to be in the audience for that, but I choose to believe that he was what she was looking at. Edit: also, are there any Pirates of the Caribbean satires of Yoho? There’s got to be a way to do a clever “Yoho, Yoho, something-that-fits-the-rhythm”

  20. 20.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    July 23, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    AOC beautifully wiped the floor with Ted Pukestain Yoho.

  21. 21.

    frosty

    July 23, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    Baby Seals? (Not the best metaphor) Portland? Every now and then I’d like to see post comments stay on topic for a little while. This was a good one to talk about.

    I’ve been impressed with AOC from the start, other than that swerve to endorse primary candidates that weren’t (IMHO) the best choices for their districts. She’s a hell of a speaker.

  22. 22.

    Ken

    July 23, 2020 at 10:29 pm

    @Emma: “Yoho, Yoho, it’s off to work we go”? Fiddle it to refer to his upcoming retirement from Congress.

  23. 23.

    Elizabelle

    July 23, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    Just watched it.  AOC is an amazing speaker.  No verbal tics.  Straightforward.  Eloquent.   Doing this for the little girls and no longer little girls in her orbit.

    Proud of her.

    Mentions she is 2 years younger than Yoho’s younger daughter.  Thwack.

  24. 24.

    BellyCat

    July 23, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    When a politician can give a person chills listening to them, they are worth keeping an eye on — especially when they are only 30 years old. Stunning response by AOC.

  25. 25.

    Emma

    July 23, 2020 at 10:45 pm

    @Ken: Haha, not bad! Although it’s not mean enough for my taste XD

  26. 26.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    July 23, 2020 at 10:47 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Mentions she is 2 years younger than Yoho’s younger daughter.  Thwack.

    That specific reference by AOC was the coup de grace for me.  Also, I truly appreciate your use of “thwack”. It makes for very nice imagery.

  27. 27.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 23, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    @BellyCat:

    Obama 2004.

    Ayanna Pressley is raising her voice as well and Symone Sanders is getting ready to be internationally known as Biden’s campaign keeps rolling along. That’s just off the top of my head.

  28. 28.

    oldster

    July 23, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    I’m very impressed by AOC.

    She really exemplifies the old saying that courage isn’t a lack of fear, but doing what you know is right, even when you’re afraid.

    There are steelier people, less emotional people, more sarcastic people, people who look like nothing hurts them, and they can be impressive in their own way. Obama certainly showed less emotion, for instance.

    But AOC is more relatable, exactly because she shows you that it hurts. But she still says what she needs to say. She lets her passion and her sense of justice carry her through the pain.

  29. 29.

    HumboldtBlue

    July 23, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    @oldster:

    But AOC is more relatable, exactly because she shows you that it hurts. But she still says what she needs to say. She lets her passion and her sense of justice carry her through the pain.

    Well said.

    On a far shittier note, the President of the United States sat down for an interview with Dave Portnoy.

    This is Dave Portnoy (standing)

    He started the online sports site Barstool sports.

    I am unclear why or how this interview took place and its purpose could not be a greater mystery.

  30. 30.

    Tony Gerace

    July 23, 2020 at 11:02 pm

    @skerry: Wow, she is great.  Intelligence, integrity and guts.  I hope she runs for president in a few years when she’s 35.  She’ll have my vote.

  31. 31.

    Salty Sam

    July 23, 2020 at 11:10 pm

    There have been so many “performative” speeches made on the floor of Congress- you can watch them and deduce who the intended audience is and what the coded message is embedded in the speech. Yoho’s “apology” was one of those.

    But AOC’s takedown today was just her speaking her brilliant shining truth to ALL misogynist assholes everywhere. She is a force to be reckoned with, and I look forward to following her political career as she grows into it.

  32. 32.

    stinger

    July 23, 2020 at 11:17 pm

    At 6:00 in, I was giving her a one-person standing ovation in my living room. And stayed standing to the end. That was GREAT.

  33. 33.

    Benw

    July 23, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    Ted Yoho, the man who caused the speech that made everyone realize that AOC was a legit prez candidate. Thanks, Ted Yoho!

  34. 34.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    July 23, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    I wanted to use something that conservatives can relate to. ;)

  35. 35.

    Neldob

    July 23, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    Right on AOC! guess it was nut cuttin time as LBJ used to say. A truck just drove by with Yolos.

  36. 36.

    laura

    July 24, 2020 at 12:23 am

    To end with gratitude for that shite-bag elevated an already powerful speech. That was an amazing and powerful lesson in truth and power. She’s one to keep an eye on.

  37. 37.

    James E Powell

    July 24, 2020 at 12:27 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    I’m with you. How many other up & coming Democrats do we have who are her equal. Looking forward to her future.

  38. 38.

    azlib

    July 24, 2020 at 12:38 am

    Brilliant oratory. I do not agree with all her policy positions, but she is smart and capable and is comfortable in her own skin. What a takedown!

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 24, 2020 at 12:42 am

    Was it Pierce who said that watching her now is like watching Jordan at North Carolina?  We all have to remember she is still at the beginning of her career.  She should get even better.

  40. 40.

    DaveInOz

    July 24, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    I hadn’t had a chance to watch the full thing until today. That was a very impressive speech. I’ve been impressed with AOC since she arrived in congress. She’s going to be a very big presence in the Democratic Party in the years to come, I think.

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