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You are here: Home / Healthcare / COVID-19 Coronavirus / Not Quite Instant Karma, But Pretty Quick

Not Quite Instant Karma, But Pretty Quick

by John Cole|  July 30, 202011:10 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus

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  1. 1.

    sherparick

    July 30, 2020 at 11:12 am

    Thoughts and prayers is what they always say after the school or work place shootings, right?

  2. 2.

    Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA)

    July 30, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Now I’ve got “Rock You Like A Herman Cain” going through my head.

    Thoughts, prayers.

  3. 3.

    oatler.

    July 30, 2020 at 11:15 am

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/acec13a358c2810d1ee2893ecb426092d1905082bf4ae18de6a65196e03ba2c6.jpg

  4. 4.

    PPCLI

    July 30, 2020 at 11:15 am

    The guy running Cain’s twitter stream spit out this, less than 24 hours ago:

    Our government, and our media, have incinerated their credibility. So, is it any wonder that people are skeptical? #Coronavirus

  5. 5.

    Tom Levenson

    July 30, 2020 at 11:17 am

    So, great minds and all that.

    Shall I delete the bigfoot? Or is the picture worth keeping on the blog?

  6. 6.

    Mai naem mobile

    July 30, 2020 at 11:19 am

    I know you’ve got more important stuff that worry about your twitter account when your family member is in the ICU battling COVID-19 but the stuff posted by whoever is in charge of Herman Cain’s twitter account is asking for a bitchslap from COVID19. I don’t understand why you would either shut it down or just ask for prayers/positive thoughts etc.

  7. 7.

    Tom Levenson

    July 30, 2020 at 11:21 am

    @Tom Levenson: PS–It wouldn’t entirely be true to say that I post to justify the art, but it wouldn’t be entirely false, either.

  8. 8.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    July 30, 2020 at 11:22 am

    @Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA):

    Goddammit! Really? You give me THAT lousy ear worm?

  9. 9.

    Chyron HR

    July 30, 2020 at 11:23 am

    @PPCLI:

    Our government [has] incinerated their credibility.

    Um.

    Okay.

    So.

    Um.

    Has he noticed…

    I mean, is he aware…

    If I were to ask him who is currently the President of the United States…

    You know, I’ll start over.

  10. 10.

    Jerzy Russian

    July 30, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Just to clarify, did he die with Covid-19 or of Covid-19?

  11. 11.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 11:25 am

    @Mai naem mobile: Maybe the staffer is paid by the tweet?

    I have to think every member of Cain’s team saw the writing on the wall at least a couple of weeks ago, and they’ve been updating their resumes, searching for a new position, and grabbing as much loot as they can on the way out the door.

  12. 12.

    rikyrah

    July 30, 2020 at 11:27 am

    Hard head makes a dead behind.

    Feel for his family. But, he was too damn old to be that dumb.

  13. 13.

    Ksmiami

    July 30, 2020 at 11:29 am

    I don’t really care- do you? The GOP is a death cult but I’m not going down with them…. plus if Republicans die from Covid but their deaths spare innocents- then isn’t it a net benefit?

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    July 30, 2020 at 11:31 am

    @Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA):

    Why do you hate German English-language rock music?

  15. 15.

    Gravenstone

    July 30, 2020 at 11:43 am

    @PPCLI: That would be the same bunch who a day or so prior claimed their boss was doing well and regaining his strength, but just on O2 to help the process. Literally whistling past the old guy’s grave.

  16. 16.

    leeleeFL

    July 30, 2020 at 11:52 am

    In an effort to preserve my soul,  I won’t piss on his grave…… Today.  I am still attempting to be a decent human being at least a couple days a week.   The struggle is real…..

    This guy should have walked off the national stage after the Primary he lost.  Sticking around to promote tRump actually besmirched his already tenuous status as a conservative Eminence Gris.  Shutting up would have been the smart move

  17. 17.

    Ken

    July 30, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    @Jerzy Russian: Just to clarify, did he die with Covid-19 or of Covid-19?

    I am hoping there will be an entire sub-court of the Truth and Retribution Commission that devotes itself to the people who pushed that phrasing.

  18. 18.

    Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA)

    July 30, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    @Amir Khalid:  Do I hate German English-language rock music? No. But have I ever listened to Accept voluntarily? Also no.

    (puts REM playlist back on, tries to make “Rock You Like A Herman Cain” earworm go away)

  19. 19.

    Gravenstone

    July 30, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    @Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA): Wrong German English language band. Your bastardized song is by the Scorpions.

  20. 20.

    Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA)

    July 30, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    @Gravenstone: I know, but since Amir didn’t specify I’m guessing he was talking about German English-speaking rock in general.  Accept fits the description.

    Although I’ve never voluntarily listened to the Scorpions either.

  21. 21.

    Jess

    July 30, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    I don’t care about being a good person anymore. I’m glad he’s dead and I hope more of these dangerous morons follow. They’ve been doing all they can to destroy civilization, so the fewer of them the better.

  22. 22.

    Yutsano

    July 30, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I prefer my German rock in, well, German. East German to be exact. With a nice mix of hockey anthem and orchestra.

    I also learned hockey is serious business in Germany. Especially in Berlin.

  23. 23.

    lee

    July 30, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    @Jess: This has popped up in multiple threads about Cain.

    https://imgur.com/PrJjDMu

  24. 24.

    PenAndKey

    July 30, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    @Jess: Seconded. I have a ten year old and a three month old who’s futures I care about too much to feel anything but lingering contempt for all of these monsters. If that makes me a monster as well, so be it.

  25. 25.

    JPL

    July 30, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    @Jess: One less person on hate radio.

  26. 26.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    @PPCLI: How sad, to die of a hoax.

    I’ll reserve my thoughts and prayers for someone else/

  27. 27.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    July 30, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    @Jess: Please, come sit 6 feet from me. I can relate.

  28. 28.

    Brachiator

    July 30, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Karma does not get tired.

    I do not understand people who are willing to put their lives at risk for Trump.

  29. 29.

    laura

    July 30, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    @Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA): So, Roadie brother the younger was on Tour with Dokken supporting Accept on the Europen leg. It was “eventful.”

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1986-05-11-8602030032-story,amp.html

  30. 30.

    spc123

    July 30, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    @Yutsano: If it’s a certain Berlin band, then the German shouldn’t be too taxing for non-speakers. It is interesting that ice hockey almost rivals football in a few cities (I suppose the in the east because it was quite popular behind the Iron Curtain) but what I find interesting is  that the difference in Bundesliga arena sizes for hockey (and in some places – basketball) is quite large – and for regular first division teams, not just the ones that get promoted up and then relegated on a regular basis. Munchen Red Bulls plays in a 5k capacity shed (although they are building something a bit bigger) – Berlin in a proper arena. Shows how wildly inconsistent the following is across the country for sports outside football.

  31. 31.

    Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA)

    July 30, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    @laura:  Ha!  So “eventful” is how the kids say “batshit crazy” these days?

  32. 32.

    Ella in New Mexico

    July 30, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    So does anyone wanna weigh in on whether when Herman Cain asks St. Peter if he can come on through the Pearly Gates into Heaven St. Pete says yes or tells him “Nein, Nein, Nein”?

  33. 33.

    Falling Diphthong

    July 30, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    I believe he sent that first tweet a couple of days after getting his positive CV19 test. He knew, and tried to take others down with him.

  34. 34.

    Just One More Canuck

    July 30, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    @Yutsano: if you go on radiooooo.com, you can listen to whatever genre you want, from whatever country (as long as they have it in their database) – you can choose from ‘slow’, ‘fast’ or ‘weird’. and they are serious about weird

  35. 35.

    laura

    July 30, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    @Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA): So many stories Mingobat.               So. Many. Stories.

  36. 36.

    Laura Too

    July 30, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    @laura: That made my day, thanks for the laugh. Used to hang out with a band in Minneapolis, this brings back a flood of memories.

  37. 37.

    greenergood

    July 30, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    It’s okay – in the early part of this COVID-19  farce (i.e. early March), once the US gov’t realised that the majority of dead were POC, then it was time to relax and start to open up the beaches and the bars –  Herman Cain is just part of the trend – i.e. whoah! we Repugs don’t need POC legislators anymore!!  Just watched President Obama’s eulogy for John Lewis – I am in despair for what is lost – i.e. an articulate and compassionate leader – even if you don’t agree with everything 44-Obama did – 45-the next one is just appalling/embarrasing and out to lunch …

  38. 38.

    misterpuff

    July 30, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Here comes the story of the Herman Cain
    The man the Covid Nineteen would infect
    For somethin’ that he never done*
    Put on a breathin’ mask, but one time he could-a been
    The Repug Nominee

    *Willingly wear a mask

  39. 39.

    Sloegin

    July 30, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Trump didn’t kill Herman Cain on 5th Avenue, but he did kill him in Tulsa.

  40. 40.

    laura

    July 30, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    @Laura Too: Speaking of flood of memories, I sure do miss your wonderful uncle Schlemazel and wish he were here to weigh in on the events of the day. His passing brought you to the blog and that’s a big blessing right there. I’ve admired your activism and reportage from the streets of Minneapolis and am glad to share your name. Solidarity sister?

  41. 41.

    droog

    July 30, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Those who prayed for Cain’s recovery better bring their A game next time.

  42. 42.

    KenK

    July 30, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    @Jerzy Russian: Just to clarify, did he die with Covid-19 or of Covid-19?

    By Covid-19

  43. 43.

    Laura Too

    July 30, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @laura: On the off chance you see this, thanks! Funny, a post on Facebook had a wonderful picture of my uncle, aunt, husband and I at a Cajun crawfish boil. I miss him a lot. I appreciate your kindness, and you are why I am Too. :)

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