Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Stand up, dammit!

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Come on, man.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

“Alexa, change the president.”

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

He really is that stupid.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

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  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    @Yutsano: It was this or send an email where every other word was fuck. I decided this was both more amusing and we needed a new open thread.

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    Geoduck

    As a Seattle-area resident, I keep hoping our next professional sports team calls itself the Sasquatches and adapts a logo like that one there.

  6. 6.

    Emma

    Is… is that you, BiloSagdiyev?

    Also, since this is an open thread, I just read a truly tragic (non-sarcastic) NYT article titled “The Three Kidnappings of N.: How Corporate Kidnapping Works.” I have no words for how scummy the mercenaries who partner with shitty parents are. Quote from the guy in the article who finally succeeded in kidnapping his daughter in Thailand and crossing the border into Laos: “I felt more at home there, or more comfortable there, because Laos had been colonized by the French, and it had done them a lot of good.” OK, if I didn’t already know which parent to trust in this story, I DEFINITELY know at that point.

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    Adam L Silverman

    @Geoduck: That’s the original Colorado Avalanche shoulder patch/alternate logo. I liked it better than the new monotone variant of the state logo.

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    Adam L Silverman

    @cain: That’s Ted Cassidy who played Lurch on the Addams Family. When Andre the Giant was not able to/was unwilling to reprise his role as Bigfoot on the Six Million Dollar Man, Cassidy took over the role for the two part episode Bigfoot Returns.

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    cain

    @cain: That’s Ted Cassidy who played Lurch on the Adams Family. When Andre the Giant was not able to/was unwilling to reprise his role as Bigfoot on the Six Million Dollar Man, Cassidy took over the role for the two part episode Bigfoot Returns.

    I knew that face was familiar!! :-) But I mixed up the 80s shows.. although I could be forgiven for mixing them up I think! :-)

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    Ken

    @Doug R: But they’re in that Progressive commercial. Or maybe it’s Geico – no, they’re still doing the gecko. Pretty sure it’s Progressive.

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    RepubAnon

    @Kent: That reminds me of an old New Yorker cartoon of two explorers being chased by a hungry Allosaur.  One of them says to the other “Now I know why everyone thinks they’re extinct!”

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    Kent

    @cain: As someone on the other thread wrote:  Everyone in the world started carrying networked cameras and like magic, all the UFOs disappeared and police brutality suddenly broke out everywhere.

    As did the Karens.

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    Ken

    BTW for those of you slumming in this comments section, Biden has pulled a surprise upset and taken the Democratic nomination.

  21. 21.

    Ken

    @Kent: So I have to ask*, are you saying that UFOs were preventing police brutality?

    * Ask again, since I also posted it in the other thread.

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    Mike in NC

    Bigfoot gets around. Not just Progressive Insurance ads but several Jack Links Jerky commercials. We still love the old ‘herding cats’ ad from EDS, where I worked in DC.

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    @Ken: I don’t know which company makes the ad, but the one where the young couple buys a house with an aunt problem. As somebody with a lot of aunts, that one hits home.

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