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You are here: Home / Politics / Politicans / NANCY SMASH! / Thursday Morning Open Thread: NO Trust, *We* Will Verify

Thursday Morning Open Thread: NO Trust, *We* Will Verify

by Anne Laurie|  August 20, 20207:25 am| 184 Comments

This post is in: NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Right to Vote

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Speaker Pelosi says House Democrats has sent the Senate bills on the economy, LGBT rights, police reforms, voting protections and more.

"All of this is possible for America. Who is standing in the way? Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump." https://t.co/xqOzJn9T2X #DemConvention pic.twitter.com/AmNRyZaKLJ

— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) August 20, 2020

NANCY SMASH is taking no bullshite from Postmaster DeJoy:

Earlier today, I spoke with Postmaster General DeJoy regarding his alleged pause in operational changes. During our conversation, he admitted he has no intention of replacing the sorting machines, blue mailboxes and other infrastructure that have been removed.

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) August 19, 2020


Democrats remain committed to protecting the @USPS, and will vote this Saturday on @RepMaloney’s Delivering for America Act, providing $25 billion in support of the Postal Service as the USPS Board of Governors recommended, 100 percent appointed by Trump.

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) August 19, 2020

IF THE PRESIDENT IS ABLE TO VOTE BY MAIL,

ALL AMERICANS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE BY MAIL. https://t.co/aOhH4x5MNp

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) August 19, 2020

Remember, when it comes to social media: Sharing is Caring!

House of Representatives Democrats unveiled legislation that provides the cash-strapped Postal Service with $25 billion as it prepares to handle a flood of mail-in ballots ahead of the November election https://t.co/ri3qsSI6y4 pic.twitter.com/XTx1bJeean

— Reuters (@Reuters) August 20, 2020

Election officials around the country race to expand voting options as Postal Service crisis spurs alarm https://t.co/u0j9uqp6rR

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) August 20, 2020

Count on the Oval Office Occupant to stand up for ‘his’ loyal supporters:

President Trump blasts Republicans and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell over the timing of the Senate hearing with the postmaster general.

Louis DeJoy will testify on Friday and on Monday — the first day of the Republican National Convention. https://t.co/RWkUiQrLV8

— ABC News (@ABC) August 19, 2020

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  1. 1.

    debbie

    August 20, 2020 at 7:30 am

    That Monday hearing is a nice touch. Even nicer if it bumps live coverage of whatever the GOP has planned.

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 7:30 am

    Mentioned downstairs, where it’s off-topic, but Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny has been poisoned (again) and is in intensive care in a hospital in Omsk, I believe. Story is developing, of course. Russia is blaming the Americans or the British for doing this to make Russia look bad.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 7:33 am

    Praise to everyone who will watch the RNC in order to push back on all the lies.  I shan’t be among you.

  4. 4.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 7:34 am

    @debbie: I’ll bet they still don’t have anything actually planned yet.

  5. 5.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:37 am

    USPS is killing chicks.

    Where are the right to lifers now?

  6. 6.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:38 am

    @debbie: Monday is roll call of the States at RNC. So Trump can be announced first thing.

  7. 7.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 7:39 am

    Well, it happened. Twice last week two different friends asked me when I’d be getting back to work, and I told them I didn’t think I would.

    Tourism got hit very hard, and the skeleton crew at my organization is on part-time and reduced salary as it is. Things are going to get worse when the outdoor eating weather ends. And this isn’t going to get under control for months yet, and we know why.

    So I wasn’t surprised at all when I got the call yesterday. In the short term, nothing will happen, since I’m on unemployment anyway. I’ve got two more months of health insurance. At least I’m in NY.

    So I’m a full-time Cat Guru now! And I’m going to write more books. Neither of which is as pandemic-sensitive as my old job :)

  8. 8.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 7:41 am

    @Immanentize: Hence, my worries over the late arrival of my chicks 2 weeks ago.

  9. 9.

    SFAW

    August 20, 2020 at 7:42 am

    It’s a futile hope, I know, but part of me keeps hoping that there will be ONE FUCKING APPOINTEE of his that will NOT need to be a target of the hoped-for Truth and Retribution Commission, a/k/a Presidential Crimes Commission a/k/a Trump “Administration” Crimes Commission.

     

    I might as well hope for three winning PowerBall tickets.

  10. 10.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 7:43 am

    @WereBear: When life gives you lemons…

  11. 11.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 7:45 am

    @Immanentize:

    I wonder what, specifically, the Trump Administration did to break that. The postal service uses contract trucking companies between states. I wonder if they gave some of Trump’s garbage donors the contracts – I don’t think they’re dying after they get to the offices because people pick them up- they’re only in the offices for a period of hours. They’re arriving dead.

    We’ll find out the contracts went to Giuliani’s former partners or something.

  12. 12.

    SFAW

    August 20, 2020 at 7:46 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    When life gives you lemons…

    … take the lemon juice extract and rub it into any open wounds on Trumpistas?

  13. 13.

    Emma from FL

    August 20, 2020 at 7:48 am

    @Baud: Me neither. I don’t think my liver could take it.

  14. 14.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 7:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m in a very big boat, and at least there’s not a leak right by my seat at the moment.

    If everything else in my life had been the same, except I lived it in Florida… I wouldn’t even have the rescue ring.

  15. 15.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:51 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I thought of you, of course.

    I bet Killing innocent chicks (ok eventually meant for slaughter) is going to resonate way more than theoretical vote delays.

  16. 16.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 7:52 am

    @Immanentize: The whole of Monday is the roll call?  Are we back to ten minute speeches from each state, or are they building in a huge amount of time to get their live Zoom connections up and running?

    (“Arizona – Arizona – you have to unmute.  Unmute.  Look in the lower-left corner, do you see where it says audio?  No, stop talking, we can’t hear you. Move the mouse….”)

  17. 17.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:52 am

    @Kay: Who is a trucking contractor???  Why, looky here, DeJoy is!  It’s his family business.

  18. 18.

    TS (the original)

    August 20, 2020 at 7:53 am

    @Immanentize:

    USPS is killing chicks.

    I read this yesterday & remain amazed at what gets sent through the mail. Never could I have imagined that this was a distribution method for the little chicks.

  19. 19.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:54 am

    @TS (the original): I remember reading the list of things that cannot be sent by Greyhound Bus when I was maybe 12.

    No bull semen!  That has to be mailed.

  20. 20.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 7:55 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: BillInGlendale posted a list of speakers last night. It’s a lot shorter than the Democrat’s list, but then, Trump is taking half the time every night.

    I wonder how he’s going to cope with speaking to an audience that’s not there?  He didn’t do so well back in March, when he made the covid announcement. Possibly they’ll rope in some WH staffers to sit in the room with him and applaud.

  21. 21.

    MomSense

    August 20, 2020 at 7:55 am

    @Immanentize:

    I cried when I read that.  I know so many farmers, tough guys, who heat up their trucks and drop everything to go to the post office when they get the call to pick up their chicks.  During chick season you can hear the peeping while you wait in line at the post office.  It’s one of the simple joys of living in a rural place.

  22. 22.

    trnc

    August 20, 2020 at 7:56 am

    If we manage to get $25 billion to the USPS, what is the guarantee they use it properly? I’m not arguing against the legislation, but we have a precedent now of the administration spending money in ways that were not intended by congress. I fully expect DeJoy to spend the money setting up extra equipment, facilities and manpower in red areas of swing states.

  23. 23.

    rikyrah

    August 20, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Good Morning , Everyone ???

  24. 24.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:56 am

    @Ken: The only thing I’ve seen actually scheduled for Monday is the roll call.  Half hour speeches like in the before times?

  25. 25.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 7:58 am

    @MomSense: It’s horrible.  My granddad — originally a Mainer — had a small coop and he got chicks via post.

  26. 26.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 7:58 am

    @Immanentize: It’s gonna resonate more with red state farmers. Even if they themselves do not raise birds they can see that the handwriting on the wall says, “Fuck you.”

  27. 27.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 7:59 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Wait until they get a month-old package of bull semen.

  28. 28.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 8:00 am

    @SFAW: LOL. That’s tempting.

  29. 29.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 8:00 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  30. 30.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:00 am

    A Maine farmer went to pick up 800 baby chicks from the U.S. Postal Service.

    They were all dead.

    The USPS has been delivering chicks since 1918, but now…t.co/ffauxcwiSQ

    — Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) August 19, 2020

  31. 31.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: can they see that writing which is in block letters two stories tall?  I hope so.

  32. 32.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

    @germy: late to the party, dude.

  33. 33.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 8:02 am

    @MomSense: During chick season you can hear the peeping while you wait in line at the post office.

    I can be hard to get hold of so I’ll call to see if they are in or not. Tis a joyous sound to hear the peeping in the background of the call.

  34. 34.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 8:02 am

    @germy: Everything Trump touches, dies.

  35. 35.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 8:03 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Patriot Farmers? It would be a pleasant surprise if they actually earned that moniker in November.

  36. 36.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 8:03 am

    @Immanentize: I dunno, if the utter destruction of the Chinese markets for soy and corn didn’t get their attention, nothing will.

  37. 37.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:03 am

    “Build back better” is just “MAGA” but it sounds dumber and it’s less effective.

    — Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) August 20, 2020

    Tell us more about your years-long admiration for Ann Coulter. Why don’t you talk about that anymore. You used to talk about it all the time. t.co/OIZm0pTnDx

    — Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) August 20, 2020

  38. 38.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 8:04 am

    @SFAW: Jay Powell at the Federal Reserve is the only one that comes to the top of my head. And to be fair, Obama was the one who appointed him to the Fed board in the first place…

  39. 39.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:04 am

    @MomSense:

    It is nice. We would call them and tell them the chicks arrived. There was this whole thing among postal employees about them not getting “chilled” so you take them off the dock and out of the sorting room (which is cold) and into the actual office :)

    We once got a full grown swan, but we knew he was coming.

  40. 40.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 8:04 am

    @Baud: I think the actual farmers might, as opposed to the agro-business mega production corporatists.  But I’m pretty sure Trump only cares about the latter.

  41. 41.

    TS (the original)

    August 20, 2020 at 8:04 am

    @Immanentize:

    My education was definitely lacking. The only farm I had much to do with belonged to an uncle – moons ago. From memory he had hens & a couple of roosters and raised his own chicks.

    The USPS sounds amazing – hard to believe a party that supposedly helps the “country” folks is trying so hard to dismantle it.

  42. 42.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 8:06 am

    @germy: Kind of odd since Nuzzi has generally done pretty good work. Guess it goes to show that shitting on Democrats is going to be back to business as usual for most of these hacks once Donnie is booted.

  43. 43.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 8:06 am

    @Ken: @Immanentize: They will be told that you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs and too many of them will accept that.

  44. 44.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 8:07 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    I’ve already got my “Worse than Trump” poster to celebrate election night.

  45. 45.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 8:10 am

    @PsiFighter37: There’s a reply to the Tentin Quarantino tweet that seems spot-on:

    it’s a convention entirely run outside of their lens, it isn’t lavishing them with exclusive parties and you can feel the rage and entitlement at being cut off in every single tweet

    (In case it’s not clear, “they” refers to the political commentators.)

  46. 46.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 8:10 am

    The Post Office slowdown is devastating to us small business owners too. Packages I send out aren’t always being scanned in on the day they’re dropped off, and both the Grand Rapids and Indianapolis hubs are targeted by the slowdown. I haven’t even gotten mail three times this week.

    Add that to the supply chain misery and it’s just awful. I just ordered jars and tops from Uline at an ok price but not what I would normally use because they’re really (ugh), but the shipping fee was almost $34.00. That’s the future for rural America and a lot of smaller cities and towns too. Less choices, higher cost. Plus dead plants and chicks.

  47. 47.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:10 am

    @PsiFighter37:  She was/is good friends with Milo.  Pretended she had “no idea” about all the racist stuff he’d been saying.

  48. 48.

    MomSense

    August 20, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @Kay:

    I honestly was so upset about it I cried.  I can imagine the postal workers receiving silent boxes of chicks and being devastated.  The entire Republican Party is sociopathic.  I don’t think I will ever get over it.

  49. 49.

    Tony Jay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @Gin & Tonic: 

    Russia is blaming the Americans or the British for doing this to make Russia look bad.

    In Putinist Russia, traditions maintain you.

    Meanwhile, as we all know, but aren’t supposed to talk about for reasons of etiquette and cringing subservience, the current British Government is owned lock, stock and the well-scraped bottom of all of the barrels by Russian money.

    The Kabuki industry should sue for copyright infringement.

  50. 50.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:14 am

    b-boy bouiebaisse
    @jbouie
    QAnon will be GOP orthodoxy in at least four years, two years if Biden wins and takes office.

    Trump endorsed the theory yesterday. To clarify, Donald Trump endorsed a cult that proposes that Donald Trump arrest and then execute most of the prominent Democrats. It got about as much play as Donald Trump’s efforts to put Goodyear out of business- same day.

  51. 51.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Kancel Kulture is really out of kontrol

    Goodyear is a 121-year old company that was founded in Akron, Ohio, and has never left its home, opening a new global headquarters building in Akron in 2013. It employs tens of thousands of Americans. And the President is leading a boycott of it. t.co/7dpAtSCdGD— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) August 19, 2020

  52. 52.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:16 am

    Colin Powell and Joe Biden worked together to start the Iraq War. That’s it.

    That’s the tweet. #DemConvention

    — Trump War Room – Text TRUMP to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) August 19, 2020

    Imagine being told in 2003 that the Iraq War will come to be so universally understood as an unmitigated failure that the next GOP president will attack his Dem opponent for going along with it. t.co/l7DeyOzdWr

    — Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) August 19, 2020

    The trump campaign has moved into a “You fucked up. You trusted us” phase.

  53. 53.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 8:18 am

    Happy Birthday to valued (by many of us) commenter O Felix Culpa!

    I’m still in FB jail so can’t salute her there.

  54. 54.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 8:18 am

    @Tony Jay: There’s a reason it’s called “Londongrad.”

  55. 55.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:20 am

    @MomSense:

    It’s been frustrating for me because I feel like a lot of the coverage and commentary is missing the point. All of these complaints aren’t coming out of people seeing photos online of collection boxes being picked up. The complaints are coming out of peoples actual lived experience of mail delays. The mail wasn’t delayed and then Trump’s low quality hire took over and it was delayed. That has jack shit to do with unfunded pensions- the pension issue has been there for 20 years and the thing WORKED. Now it doesn’t work. They fucked up the operation of the postal service. It worked and then it didn’t work and this happened over a period of three months.
    Absentee balloting is interesting and possibly a motive but the thing itself is falling apart and we’re getting 2000 word explainers on retiree health care in the postal service. The mail is delayed. What happened?

  56. 56.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 20, 2020 at 8:23 am

    @Immanentize: That sounds like a Trump plan. MOAR TRUMP!

  57. 57.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 8:23 am

    What do Preserved Fish and Wankard Pooser have in common?

    For one thing, both among those featured on a web site which am tickled pink to have discovered. (And yes, it falls entirely within the realm of politics.)

  58. 58.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 8:24 am

    @satby: She’s a delegate to the DNC.  I don’t know what that entails since it’s virtual.

    Happy birthday, OFC.

  59. 59.

    Jeffro

    August 20, 2020 at 8:24 am

    @Kay: it will be up to our national snooze media to grill GOP elected officials and ask them whether or not they disavow QAnon, in detail.

    And unfortunately, I think we all know how that’s likely to go (or not go, I should say)

    Here’s hoping that somehow, that level of insanity causes what’s left of the GOP to split in two – half QP, half trying in vain to restore “principled” conservatism – while the center-center party works to restore all the damage of the past four years.

  60. 60.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 20, 2020 at 8:24 am

    @WereBear: I’m sorry about your job going away. That sucks.

  61. 61.

    Amir Khalid

    August 20, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Speaking of birds, the ravens at the Tower of London are missing the throngs of tourists who used to visit every day. Out of boredom and loneliness, The Guardian reports, they’re spending the day elsewhere, and that’s an ominous sign for the kingdom.

  62. 62.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:25 am

    @MomSense:

    Follow the chicks from Pennsylvania where they started and Maine where they arrived dead and we will know immediately exactly what Donald Trump did to the postal service to break it because in April (and for the 100 years prior to April) they made it from Pennsylvania to Maine and now they no longer do.

    That’s the story. Not pension experts. Interview the truckdriver.

  63. 63.

    Jeffro

    August 20, 2020 at 8:29 am

    @Kay:the pension issue has been there for 20 years and the thing WORKED. Now it doesn’t work. They fucked up the operation of the postal service. It worked and then it didn’t work and this happened over a period of three months.

    It’s funny…I was explaining this very thing to my TCNJ dad earlier this week when he started trying to regurgitate the ‘pension’ talking points.  “Those changes happened years ago…but the mail didn’t start slowing down until trumpov started, in his blind panic over his polls, slamming voting-by-mail a few months ago.  How about THAT for a coincidence?”

    Naturally, he had no answer, so we moved on to how DeJoy has huge financial interests in companies that compete with the USPS, etc.  All news to him, of course…

  64. 64.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 8:29 am

    @Kay:  I think if the GOP goes down that rabbit hole, even some of the 27% will abandon them. It is so ridiculous that you have to be a complete moron to believe that shit.

  65. 65.

    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 8:30 am

    @germy: Why did Trump suddenly decide to hate Goodyear? I haven’t seen a reason.

  66. 66.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 8:31 am

    @Baud: She’s been sharing the DNC day events on FB. I can look but can’t like or comment from FB jail.

  67. 67.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:31 am

    @Ken:  They told their employees they couldn’t wear MAGA hats while on the job.

    I’m not kidding.

    Apparently some employees showed up with their campaign gear displayed proudly, and mgmt said “Uh, no, you’re making our other employees uncomfortable.”

  68. 68.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 8:31 am

    @satby

    Have a 100% happy b’day, O.!

  69. 69.

    Mousebumples

    August 20, 2020 at 8:32 am

    @Ken:

    Why did Trump suddenly decide to hate Goodyear? I haven’t seen a reason.

    They outlawed political apparel – e.g. Maga hats (and blm hats).

  70. 70.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:33 am

    @Mousebumples:

    Oddly enough, some employees at Whole Foods were sent home for wearing Black Lives Matter gear, and trump didn’t call for a boycott.

  71. 71.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 20, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Jobless claims ticked back up above one million.

  72. 72.

    Jeffro

    August 20, 2020 at 8:33 am

    @Jeffro: Sasse (?!) already speaking out this morning, saying QAnon is “nuts” but framing it as “if Democrats take the Senate, blow up the filibuster, and pack the Supreme Court – garbage like this will be a big part of why they won”

    Yes, yes, Ben…trumpov going full ‘Q’ is the reason (eyeroll)…it’s got nothing to do with the corruption, the ineptitude, etc etc.  Conservatism cannot be failed…unless the leader of your party goes off the rails into Q-land. (double eyeroll)

    Still, I’m encouraged – rooting for GOP/QP injuries!

  73. 73.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 20, 2020 at 8:33 am

    @germy: The Goodyear story reminds me of a paper that once appeared in a professional communication journal I was editing at the time. It was about a study in Northern Ireland about how to defuse tension between Catholics and Protestants on the job. One thing that helped was banning Tshirts and other gear that promoted a particular team, since those were factional.

    Sounds like that’s what Goodyear is doing. You can’t wear a MAGA hat, but you can’t wear a Biden one either.

  74. 74.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Lower income people in Philadelphia urban neighborhoods got reliable mail delivery and now they don’t. Now they go three weeks without mail. That happened over five months.

    Mail- Donald Trump’s hire-  no mail.

    It isn’t unknowable. These are tangible items that people are loading on trucks. You can follow the whole trip. If it goes from 3 days to 11 days something happened from Point A to Point B. What happened?

    Or, we can spend another two weeks talking about Donald Trump’s crackpot theories of absentee ballots.

  75. 75.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 8:35 am

    @Ken: Because an internal training had a slide showing (among other examples of political wear) a MAGA hat as a violation of a policy against overt politicalization in the workplace. And one of the whiny snowflakes made a big deal about the “suppression” on conservative media.

  76. 76.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 20, 2020 at 8:36 am

    President Trump blasts Republicans and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell over the timing of the Senate hearing with the postmaster general.

    I think I get the Red on Red violance now; someone was reviewing one of Ben Shaperos books and there was a line in it were Shapero comes out right and admits he does these stupid arguments because otherwise he would have to admit the Liberal won

    the debate.  Combine that with “Any Republican who doesn’t agree with me is a sekret liberal” then no wonder we are seeing this emerging Republican civil war with these wild mood swings.

  77. 77.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 8:36 am

    @Jeffro: Fuck Ben Sasse and his ‘principled conservative’ bullshit. He has voted for every single thing Trump has wanted. A  lot of young asshole white men in the Senate these days from the GOP – Hawley, Cotton, Sasse…all of them suck.

  78. 78.

    Soprano2

    August 20, 2020 at 8:38 am

    My package is still ‘in transit’ from Kansas City, and has been since August 13th. I could have ridden a bicycle there and back in that amount of time! And the dead chick thing, that’s so awful. Will there be anything the Republicans and Trump haven’t broken by January 21st, 2021?

  79. 79.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 8:39 am

    @Soprano2: Supposedly priority mail is not being affected, but that’s just a lie.

  80. 80.

    opiejeanne

    August 20, 2020 at 8:40 am

    @TS (the original):  My grandparents retired to an egg ranch in Los Angeles County and that was how they got chicks, through the mail from Chicago. The chicks were packed newly hatched and could survive for a couple of days without food or water. Grandma told me she used to count them by turning them loose on the kitchen floor and counting them as she put them back into the box. Sometimes one or two died during the trip, and they had to notify the shipping company to get a refund, probably less than five cents per chick, but it was during the Depression

    I didn’t understand why they weren’t getting them from a nearer supplier, but at the time the big companies were in Chicago.

  81. 81.

    mad citizen

    August 20, 2020 at 8:40 am

    I don’t think the post office debacle or QAnon crap will sway any of those voters at this point.  They are going down with the Trumptanic.  I assume the Lincoln Project is working on a dead chicks spot today–maybe have the sound of peeping chicks for the first half, then silence after they die.

    As for election night, I have one mostly full airhorn, but am thinking I need to get one or two more.  Wake the neighbors, phone the kids!

  82. 82.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 8:40 am

    @PsiFighter37: I think you over estimate the GOP.

  83. 83.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 8:40 am

    A WOMAN ACTUALLY RUNS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.t.co/CVXQ5BCwh9

    — Ronna McDaniel (@GOPChairwoman) August 20, 2020

    If you’re in charge, how come you had to hide your middle name? t.co/YNZYOFjDW5

    — southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 20, 2020

  84. 84.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 8:42 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: But I want my omlet!  When do I get the friggin omlet?

  85. 85.

    Denali

    August 20, 2020 at 8:44 am

    @Kay,

    I wish you were a journalist. You have the right instincts.  We need more of you.

  86. 86.

    opiejeanne

    August 20, 2020 at 8:44 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: My grandma cried over the one or two dead chicks in a shipment of 100, every time. It wasn’t about money, it was about that little life snuffed out.

  87. 87.

    PenAndKey

    August 20, 2020 at 8:45 am

    @satby: Because an internal training had a slide showing (among other examples of political wear) a MAGA hat as a violation of a policy against overt politicalization in the workplace. And one of the whiny snowflakes made a big deal about the “suppression” on conservative media.

    Which is actually kind of hilarious, because how stupid does someone have to be to think that overt political apparel is acceptable in the workplace? Maybe I’ve spent too long as a peon to corporate America, but I’d be more shocked if a place allowed that sort of thing than hearing they don’t.

  88. 88.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 8:46 am

    @satby

    Total lie, and I have the tracking info on my cigar reorders from May, June and July to demonstrate it. April the last time they arrived in a timely manner and increasingly more delayed (including entirely disappeared while in transit) month by month since.

  89. 89.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    August 20, 2020 at 8:47 am

    @WereBear:

    I’m so sorry. We’re having to adjust to the 6 figure crater in our household revenue – wife was commission only, and has negotiated some skeleton crew,  part-time pay that is about what previous PUA is, with unemployment. It keeps her next to her files, though, and she’s maintaining contact with her clients until things might open back up next year. She’s pushing her long-time folks into bigger adventures in 2022 for the most part. Even with the part time pay, she’ll be down about 120K by 12/31 – it’s bad, and they just laid off her office manager.

    She’s still in the dark about whether the company survives. She’ll have her book of clients no matter what, though – those are solid gold.

  90. 90.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 8:51 am

    @Immanentize

    You want fries with that?

    ;)

  91. 91.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 8:52 am

    @germy: Also, too, strong women don’t feel compelled to throw their uncles under the bus for taking a principled stand.

  92. 92.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 8:53 am

    @NotMax: grits

  93. 93.

    MomSense

    August 20, 2020 at 8:54 am

    @Kay:

    Exactly this.  The delays are not happening because of the pension shenanigans the Republicans put in motion 20 years  ago or even because of the changes to the budget that diverted profits to the general fund.  This is literally a work slow down and sabotage from the very top.

  94. 94.

    TS (the original)

    August 20, 2020 at 8:55 am

    @opiejeanne:

    I amazed by it all, my world the farmer sets out in his truck & collects the chicks if he buys them from another place. They may also be delivered but I’ve never heard of it being via the mail.

  95. 95.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 8:56 am

    @PsiFighter37: Mary trump just threw Unca donny under the bus, of course, the principled stand he took was “Mememememememememe…”

  96. 96.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    August 20, 2020 at 8:56 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Sounds like that’s what Goodyear is doing. You can’t wear a MAGA hat, but you can’t wear a Biden one either.

    That’s simple professional conduct since the 19th century; no religion, sex or politics at work.  One of the reasons the Wingnuts whine they are so discriminated against is they get so disruptive with their ranting at work their employees end up firing them.

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 8:58 am

    @Immanentize

    Truly grits?

    :)

  98. 98.

    PsiFighter37

    August 20, 2020 at 9:01 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: I am pretty sure that if Goodyear had just said “political attire”, this would have flown under the radar. I am sure that specifically citing MAGA moron gear, as well as Blue/All Lives Matter, is what inflamed the wingnuts.

  99. 99.

    Chyron HR

    August 20, 2020 at 9:03 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    As that Sandman shithead reminds us, MAGA hats “aren’t political”, they’re just “souvenirs”.

  100. 100.

    Peale

    August 20, 2020 at 9:06 am

    @TS (the original): One of the most interesting things I learned during COVID was from a video on “Classic Comic Book Ads” that explained what you actually got when you ordered those sea monkeys, x-ray glasses, submarines, and whatnot from comic books in the 50s and 60s. I remembered a lot of those ads. What I didn’t know was that the advertisements for pet monkeys were actually legitimate. You actually got a live and very angry monkey delivered to you in the mail. I actually remember trying to save for one with my sister when I was a kid. We had actually started fighting about what we would name it. My dad told us that we should stop hoping because the ad was obviously false and that we’d only get a stuffed monkey if anything at all. But yeah, I found out that dad was wrong! Dangerous wild monkeys to kids in the mail was actually a thing.

  101. 101.

    Baud

    August 20, 2020 at 9:09 am

    @Peale:

    Dangerous wild monkeys to kids in the mail was actually a thing.

    I’m starting to understand why the wing nuts pine for the “good old days.”

    I mean, it’s objectively awful, but as it kid, it would be awesome.

  102. 102.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 9:10 am

    @NotMax: unfancy polenta.  I like ’em.

  103. 103.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 9:10 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    I’m sorry about your job going away. That sucks.

     

    Thanks. I’m doubling down on writing, both non-fiction, and fiction!

  104. 104.

    opiejeanne

    August 20, 2020 at 9:11 am

    @TS (the original): In the 30s, the cases with 100 chicks in eachwere loaded into a heated rail car and made the trip in about 2 days, so the chicks were about 3 days old and just about in need of food and water when they arrived. Grandpa took his truck to the post office to pick them up, Grandma counted them while she fed and watered them and let them run around for a bit. Then they put them in a “brooder” to keep them warm.

    Years later, a neighbor two doors down installed a hatching system and I remember Grandpa took me to see the baby chicks that were a day old, when I was about 4. The chicks were in a shallow drawer in a cabinet with a lot of drawers and the sound of them peeping was joy-inducing.

  105. 105.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 9:12 am

    @PsiFighter37: I think if the GOP goes down that rabbit hole, even some of the 27% will abandon them. It is so ridiculous that you have to be a complete moron to believe that shit.

     
    I believe the Republicans captured that demographic quite a while ago…

  106. 106.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:15 am

    @Immanentize

    Same here, particularly if prepared with gobs of butter, parmesan and garlic.

  107. 107.

    catclub

    August 20, 2020 at 9:16 am

    IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

     

    Does Trump think 150 Million people were protesting?

  108. 108.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 20, 2020 at 9:18 am

    @satby:  Why, thank you! I’ve reached a certain Paul McCartney song age. I didn’t realize you were in FB jail. What terrible, heinous, awful thing did you do to incur the wrath of Zuckerberg?

  109. 109.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:18 am

    @Peale

    A kajillion Army men! Only $1.98!

  110. 110.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 9:19 am

    @Immanentize: Hot grits!

    /.

  111. 111.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 9:21 am

    @catclub:

    Why is he bothering us? We can vote the way we want and it always worked fine before he put his idiot son in law in charge. Just fix the mail system you broke, dummy. Do your job. Hire someone who knows how to get a piece of mail from Pennsylvania to Maine without fucking it all up. See if your thousands of bottom of the barrel employees can manage the same task that every President for the last hundred years did without breaking a sweat.

  112. 112.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:25 am

    @Gin & Tonic

    Jorma Kaukonen ‘s other band.

    :)

  113. 113.

    Peale

    August 20, 2020 at 9:26 am

    @NotMax: Cash only. Don’t send stamps.

  114. 114.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 9:27 am

    @Kay: 44 presidents before we found one that could destroy the USPS. He did what no other president could.

  115. 115.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 20, 2020 at 9:27 am

    @Baud: 2020 DNC delegate = LOTS of Zoom time watching various caucuses; most of which are genuinely interesting. I also get to bundle 4000 postcards to young voters while delegating. My dining table is now covered with stacks ready to go out to our volunteers to address. Thank you for the birthday wishes!

    @NotMax: LOL. Love the water music. Bookmarked and thank you!

  116. 116.

    TS (the original)

    August 20, 2020 at 9:28 am

    @catclub:

    Does Trump think 150 Million people were protesting?

    No

  117. 117.

    dnfree

    August 20, 2020 at 9:31 am

    @Mousebumples: except they didn’t outlaw MAGA apparel. Someone posted one slide from a presentation somewhere, most likely the Topeka plant. The slide presented acceptable (black lives matter), and unacceptable (blue lives matter, MAGA). Context and sponsorship not yet known but it was enough for Trump to attack the entire company, which as a former employee I can verify is not radical left. I would bet that many employees are Trump supporters.

  118. 118.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 9:32 am

    @Kay: Hire someone who knows how to get a piece of mail from Pennsylvania to Maine without fucking it all up.

    DeJoy is a privateer with a financial interest in fucking it all up.  What we see as incompetence, he sees as ruthlessly efficient. He’s helping trump and himself.

  119. 119.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 20, 2020 at 9:34 am

    @dnfree:

    When this story broke yesterday, someone on Twitter pointed out (with close-up photos) that the high-security presidential motorcade vehicles are all fitted with Goodyear tires.

  120. 120.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 20, 2020 at 9:34 am

    @Chyron HR: As the literary critics say, the reader gets to say what the text means.

  121. 121.

    dnfree

    August 20, 2020 at 9:35 am

    @PsiFighter37: Goodyear policy does just say political attire. Someone posted one slide from an outside presentation, most likely at one plant, as I noted above. Trump took that and ran with it.

  122. 122.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 9:37 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:  And expensive, custom made tires, like something James Bond would use.

  123. 123.

    Betty Cracker

    August 20, 2020 at 9:37 am

    @Kay: I’m still marveling at the stupidity of Trump’s call for a Goodyear boycott. I mean, the fundamentals of the election can change up to the last minute — we all know that.

    But right now, Trump is losing to Biden. He not only has to pick up all of the swing states that are currently deemed too close to put in a “lean” or “likely” category (AZ, GA, FL, NC, OH), he’s got to reverse the trend in a leans-Dem state.

    Given that reality, was it smart to call for a boycott of a company that employs thousands of people in Ohio? It’s just mind-boggling.

  124. 124.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 20, 2020 at 9:39 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Happy birthday, OFC! Once the convention is over and you’ve had a chance to relax a little, I hope you will consider writing a more detailed post about your experience being a 2020 DNC delegate. I’m sure WaterGirl or Anne Laurie or Betty Cracker would be glad to set up a guest post for you, and I think plenty of us would be interested.

  125. 125.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 9:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    The United States keeps getting worse for the people who live here. Just on a “services” level the quality is declining, yet we’re paying the same or higher prices. That to me is the direct line one can draw from conservatives in government to the public. They don’t have to be political to understand that.

    The expansions of voting Democrats back are popular. They’re popular because it’s more convenient. It’s a better service process. Donald Trump and conservatives are telling people they need to lower their expectations- they can’t have mailed ballots. They had them before! They just can’t have them now. These are the sacrifices we all must make to allow for the incompetence of conservatives, to accommodate their corruption and crackpot ideology. We no longer get safe schools and now we no longer get mail service. It’s all loss, and on a very personal level.

  126. 126.

    VOR

    August 20, 2020 at 9:41 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: The argument is Dejoy is improving efficiency. Yep, that’s why they are removing installed, proven, production automated machinery, for greater efficiency. Suuure.

  127. 127.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 20, 2020 at 9:41 am

    @germy:

    Exactly. I doubt the Secret Service just hikes over to the nearest Tires Plus location looking for the best money-saving deal.

  128. 128.

    bluefoot

    August 20, 2020 at 9:41 am

    I am so angry about what Trump is doing the post office.  People aren’t getting their medicines, or they’re being ruined in transit because of delays – they’re not kept cold so thye go bad, etc.  People will die because of the delays.  I suppose to Republicans, what’s another ten thousand on top of 170 thousand from COVID…

    And people seem to forget too that there are laws that prohibit tampering with the mail, and what private individuals or the government can actually do to/with it.  If the Postal Service goes from government to private enterprise, do you think mail to/from BLM activists, for example, won’t be seized, searched, etc?  That some areas (blue states, minority neighborhoods) won’t have worse service, seized or destroyed mail, etc?  Our mail will no longer be private, will no longer be protected.

  129. 129.

    Anya

    August 20, 2020 at 9:41 am

    There is nothing more widespread and so rarely acknowledged in this country than misogynoir.

    Sometimes, it’s hard to have hope.

  130. 130.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 9:42 am

    I see on the Twitters that Steve Bannon has been indicted by the Feds in NY.

  131. 131.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:44 am

    @SiubhanDuinne

    “Really? No retreads? Could you look in the back? We’ll wait.”

    //

  132. 132.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 9:44 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: They are also probably required to buy American, and I don’t know if anybody but Goodyear manufactures tires in the US.

  133. 133.

    Anya

    August 20, 2020 at 9:45 am

    @Gin & Tonic:Russia is blaming the Americans or the British for doing this to make Russia look bad.

     

    Russia is basically Trump. Lie about everything and blame others for your evil actions.

  134. 134.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 9:46 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Looks like Mayhew beat me to it, and on the front page, no less. Grumble, grumble.

  135. 135.

    sanjeevs

    August 20, 2020 at 9:47 am

    Steve Bannon arrested for fraud in NY

    Funny because Rudy was trailing a surprise for today

  136. 136.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 9:48 am

    NASCAR’s “Trump 2020” car is keeping its Goodyear tires “despite the boycott”, according to Fox news.

  137. 137.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 9:48 am

    @VOR:

    The next complaint you’ll here will be from the massive amount of nonprofit mail the postal service processes. UPS or FedEx won’t carry that because they lose on every piece. If the dope can’t move first class he sure as hell can’t move church bulletins in a timely enough manner so the bulletin isn’t completely useless.

    Donald Trump and his employees don’t know how any of this works. There were whole worlds of practical matters they simply never encountered in their privileged lives. They’re unfamiliar with the whole concept of “waiting for a prescription”. They don’t wait for anything.

  138. 138.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:48 am

    @bluefoot

    Dunno what the critical mass is to set off people being charged fees for late arrival of payments, but have the distinct feeling we’re approaching it at warp speed.

  139. 139.

    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 9:49 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Thank God. I had given up. I thought they were completely corrupted and unable to function.

  140. 140.

    Spanky

    August 20, 2020 at 9:49 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Well she was just seventeen, if you know what I mean

    Happy birthday!

  141. 141.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 9:50 am

    @sanjeevs:  Indicted, not arrested.

  142. 142.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 9:53 am

    @NotMax: yes!!  Gobs!

  143. 143.

    MattF

    August 20, 2020 at 9:53 am

    Jen Rubin is (again) giving Trump a thumping.

  144. 144.

    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 9:53 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been arrested after being charged with defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors through their campaign “We Build the Wall.” 

    I’m seeing “indicted” in some stories and “arrested” in others

    I remember the old Three Stooges  movie where Moe is on the witness stand.  Judge asks him “Were you ever indicted?”  Moe replies “Not since I was a baby, your honor.

    EDIT:  I see in a new thread that Bannon is in custody.

  145. 145.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 9:54 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Happy Birthday, Blog friend!!!!

  146. 146.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 9:56 am

    @Kay

    They don’t wait for anything.

    “Abject apologies for the delay in arrival of the oxycontin, sir. The helicopter was in need of refueling. Rest assured that heads will roll.”

    //

  147. 147.

    Eunicecycle

    August 20, 2020 at 10:01 am

    @opiejeanne:  There’s a farm supply store we go to occasionally that has baby chicks, ducks, and turkeys. I am always drawn to the peeps from the cute little things. The ducks are especially cute!

  148. 148.

    OzarkHillbilly

    August 20, 2020 at 10:01 am

    @Gin & Tonic:  Hiring only the best people.

  149. 149.

    Gin & Tonic

    August 20, 2020 at 10:02 am

    @germy: I sit corrected.

  150. 150.

    zhena gogolia

    August 20, 2020 at 10:03 am

    @Peale:

    ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SEA MONKEYS????

    They were some sort of small aquatic tiny creatures almost invisible to the naked eye. Not wearing a hair bow and sitting on the sand, as in the picture. I wanted them too.

  151. 151.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 20, 2020 at 10:07 am

    Oh no.  Dump v McTurtle.  Let’s root for injuries – and a crushing Democratic victory at the ballot box in November.

  152. 152.

    Immanentize

    August 20, 2020 at 10:08 am

    @zhena gogolia: sea monkeys are brine shrimp. I like them! And mine always wore little crowns and carried tridents.

  153. 153.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 10:10 am

    @zhena gogolia

    Sea monkeys = brine shrimp.

    The best ads were the Johnson Smith Company ones. Closed up shop at the end of 2019 after 105 years in business.

  154. 154.

    WereBear

    August 20, 2020 at 10:11 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    She’s still in the dark about whether the company survives. She’ll have her book of clients no matter what, though – those are solid gold.

     
    Thanks! It looked whacky starting a cat business back when, but now it looks like a humanitarian lifeline :)

    We’re all entrepreneurs now :(

  155. 155.

    O. Felix Culpa

    August 20, 2020 at 10:15 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: Thank you! This is my first time as a delegate, so I don’t have a basis for comparison. Repeat delegates say they miss the personal contacts that an in-person convention affords, but they don’t miss the rushing around to get into crowded, uncomfortable caucus meetings. There’s a lot to be said for the virtual format.

    @Spanky: Thank you for your kind birthday wishes!

    @Immanentize: Thank you, blog friend!  I’m hoping Immp’s freshman year is safe and everything he hoped for. And that his outstanding dad has almost no cause to worry.

  156. 156.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 20, 2020 at 10:16 am

    @Peale:

    and whatnot from comic books in the 50s and 60s. I remembered a lot of those ads. What I didn’t know was that the advertisements for pet monkeys were actually legitimate. You actually got a live and very angry monkey delivered to you in the mail. 

    Well that’s getting scratched off my birthday wish list post haste!

  157. 157.

    Citizen Alan

    August 20, 2020 at 10:16 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    I think if the GOP goes down that rabbit hole, even some of the 27% will abandon them. It is so ridiculous that you have to be a complete moron to believe that shit.

    For some reason, your comment reminded me of a scene from I, Claudius in which Claudius and his friends are chortling with glee at learning Emperor Caligula is planning to speak to the Senate to announce that he is a god and should be worshiped as such. Cut immediately to Caligula announcing his divinity to the Senators who accept his mad claim without issue while nervously looking at all the Praetorian soldiers standing around with their hands on their swords.

  158. 158.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 10:20 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    In the spring of 1968, two young brothers ordered a live monkey from a comic book ad. What could possibly go wrong? Source

  159. 159.

    zhena gogolia

    August 20, 2020 at 10:25 am

    @Immanentize:

     

    @NotMax:

    I knew there would be sea monkey experts on BJ. Right, it was crowns, not hair bows.

  160. 160.

    zhena gogolia

    August 20, 2020 at 10:27 am

    @NotMax:

    Oh, God, I can’t read that.

  161. 161.

    CCL

    August 20, 2020 at 10:31 am

    @Kay:  was thinking about this mail fiasco this morning and then it dawned on me.  One of the most effective tactics in wars is to cut the enemy’s supply chain.  Bomb the railroads etc.  Trump’s 2020 war on Americans…cut our supply chain.

  162. 162.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 20, 2020 at 10:36 am

    @NotMax: Stop monkeying around.

  163. 163.

    NotMax

    August 20, 2020 at 10:36 am

    @zhena gogolia

    Have a feeling you’d appreciate Taylor Negron’s monkey tale. 15 minutes of monologist genius.

  164. 164.

    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2020 at 10:37 am

    @Immanentize: That’s a sad story.  What a horrifying moment, a picture that would stay with you forever.

  165. 165.

    wvng

    August 20, 2020 at 10:56 am

    @SFAW: Tim Shea just arrested. You know, the guy Barr put in charge of the DC USA office to drop Flynn charges, and then Trump made acting head of DEA. I believe in the same charges as Bannon.

  166. 166.

    Another Scott

    August 20, 2020 at 10:56 am

    @zhena gogolia: I think the comely lady seamonkeys had [h]air bows.

    And they did!!

    lifesavvy.com/25991/what-on-earth-is-a-sea-monkey/

    Hehe.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  167. 167.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 11:03 am

    @germy:  DeJoy has been in the logistics industry since 1983, he knows how to move mail or anything else. He’s not a “low-quality hire”, he has very high level experience to achieve a long term goal of the Republicans: break the USPS and make it dysfunctional enough to have privatizing it seem like a reasonable solution. Dead people or chicks is just collateral damage in the war on America.

  168. 168.

    satby

    August 20, 2020 at 11:12 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: You’ve no doubt seen my right wing stalker on some of my posts. She periodically complains that my posts are “hate speech”. The last one was when I said how much it obviously chapped her ass that the black guy, his wife, and his daughters were smarter, better looking, kinder, more capable, and all around superior people to the white trash trumpies.”

    Or something like that. FB missed or ignored my other post calling Trump white trash, I was slammed specifically for my answer to her. Which called the trumps trash, not her. When I get free I’ll block her.

  169. 169.

    chopper

    August 20, 2020 at 11:24 am

    @Immanentize:

    yeah, the smell drives the greyhounds nuts.

  170. 170.

    Peale

    August 20, 2020 at 11:41 am

    @zhena gogolia: Honest to goodness monkeys.

  171. 171.

    Oklahomo

    August 20, 2020 at 11:45 am

    I do first class mailing for a living.  Have done so for almost 30 years now.  I went through the Classification Reform of the 90s, the intelligent mail barcode that  pushed out the old Postnet barcodes.  The poison pill of the pension funding wrecked the system that had developed, a system that could take mail I entered in Arkansas and have it anywhere in 2 days.  The cost cutting closed a lot of sorting centers, when meant the 4-tiered price/sorting schedules went from 4 tiers of first class (5-digit, 3-digit, AADC, and Mixed AADC) to 3 tiers of 5/AADC/MIXED. Not only did that cut out a discount tier, it meant more mail to fewer sorting sites.  I could mail utility bills from 729 to 749 and have them there the next morning because 749 3-digit was pulled, sorted, and sent to the 749 3-digit site directly, instead of it going to 727 AADC to be sorted the next day and and sent to 740 AADC and then to the 749 post offices.  Sorry if that’s long-winded. It boils down to a system that had been fine-tuned since the late 90s being wrecked.  By cutting hours and removing sorters, everything will pile up at the AADCs.

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    misterpuff

    August 20, 2020 at 11:46 am

    @Immanentize: The chicks (and the checks) must roll!

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    Oklahomo

    August 20, 2020 at 11:53 am

    @misterpuff: Money for nothing and your chicks for free.

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    J R in WV

    August 20, 2020 at 11:55 am

    Regarding the shipment of Peeps — little chicks are called that normally — by mail, that’s how most farmers who ARE NOT chicken farmers for Tyson or Perdue get their layers. Small farms in rural America who do truck gardens, orchards, etc, they like to have farm fresh eggs. Yet chickens don’t lay eggs forever, you need young chickens every so often.

    You need a warm, dry spot for your new peeps, we used a big washtub in a corner of the kitchen, with a couple of low wattage incandescent lamps clamped on the side of the tub, and newspapers in the bottom to make clean up easier. And there was that incessant peeping in the kitchen, for a couple of weeks. Then we introduced a couple of responsible broody hens (those are hens who will try to hide their eggs to brood on them so they would hatch) to the couple of dozen baby chickens to teach them how to be yard birds.

    For a shipment of peeps to arrive dead… that’s pretty horrible. Like receiving Omaha Steaks all rotten and slimy… how’s that gonna work out for beef farmers selling mail order steaks>???

    This is just one more reminder that everything Trump touches dies!!!

    He finally touched a part of the government that matters to everyone, that touches everyone nearly every day. I think the Democratic Party should beat this drum every day for the rest of the year, because killing off the post office really does affect all of American daily life. Trump may have killed any chance he may have had to get re-elected with this stunt.

    And Louis Dejoy needs to be informed that he is breaking federal law with regard to interfering with the timely delivery of the mail, and every item not delivered in a timely manner is another count in his future indictment. Maybe we could raise enough money for a quarter page in the WaPo for a kind letter to Postmaster General Dejoy, to inform him of the many laws and regulations he is breaking on a daily basis, and to which he has confessed publicly, as if the law doesn’t apply to him…oops! It does~!!~

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    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    @germy: I don’t understand this.  Am I stupid, or is there some background I might be missing?  No idea who this woman is or what her middle name is.

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    Ken

    August 20, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    @WaterGirl: It’s Ronna McDaniel, chair of the RNC. She doesn’t use her maiden name, Romney (yes, that family), but many women don’t so I don’t see the issue.

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    germy

    August 20, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Her last name is Romney.   Trump made her drop it before she took the job.  (She’s related to Mitt)

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    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2020 at 1:29 pm

    @Spanky: Well done, Spanky!

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    WaterGirl

    August 20, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    @Ken: @germy:

    Ah, Thank you!

  180. 180.

    greenergood

    August 20, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Good – love the ravens – they can move elsewhere – the air pollution in London isn’t good for them anyway, and the dissolution of the monarchy and the United Kingdom would be a bonus … ;-)

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    Miss Bianca

    August 20, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Russia is blaming the Americans or the British for doing this to make Russia look bad.

    Riiiiight, because America and Britain are *so well known* for poisoning people to get them out of the way…

    ETA: At the risk of straying into NotMax territory, I’m ready to call that a “false flagon” report.

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    Miss Bianca

    August 20, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    @MomSense: I am so with you on that one, the peeping of little boxes in the post office in the spring is one of the joys of rural living.

    God DAMN these people. I was afraid this would happen, I remember feeling that clutch of fear when Ozark Hillbilly talked about his chick shipment!

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    Kay

    August 20, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    new national likely-voter poll by GOP firm Echelon Insights:

    Biden 53%
    Trump 39%

    :)

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    misterpuff

    August 20, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @Miss Bianca:  The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.

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