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In case you’re new to Medium Cool, BGinCHI is here once a week to offer a thread on culture, mainly film & books, with some TV thrown in.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools unsuffered.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the world of shit falling on our heads daily in the political sphere.

Tonight’s Topic:  The Perfect Heist

Medium Cool with BGinCHI – The Perfect Heist

In this week’s MC, we’re gonna do something illegal.

The Hypothetical:

You have a plan for the perfect heist. You need a crew, but they have to be famous, living or dead, or even fictional. Think movies, TV, books, history.

You Need:

  • 1 Mastermind
  • 1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice)
  • 1 Hacker/Gadgeteer
  • 1 Muscle
  • 1 Safe Cracker
  • 1 Getaway Driver

Cast yourself in one of the roles.

If you want descriptions, or other roles, go here:  https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaperCrew

Briefly explain your choices.

 

Reader Interactions

129Comments

  1. 1.

    E.

    I’m just going to step in here and interrupt real real quick to say: Thank you for suggesting to me the book There There. Very good suggestion! Thank you!

  2. 2.

    oatler.

    In “The Jokers” from 1966 Oliver Reed plans the perfect heist to steal the Crown Jewels with his brother and things go south in a hurry.

  5. 5.

    BGinCHI

    I love ensembles, which is one of the reason heist films appeal to me. I like the idea of assembling a team, doing an impossible job, maybe even living through it.

    Now that I think about it, it’s probably due to reading those Alistair MacLean novels as a kid: Guns of Navarone, etc. When we played army I’d always be the one to set up the scenario, give out the roles, make people stick to them (“No Dave, you’re Mallory, and you’re the weapons expert”).

    I’m OG Antifa, I guess.

  6. 6.

    billcinsd

    I would say, if I had to pick a heist role, it would be Mastermind — I am reasonably smart and can’t/won’t do the others, except getaway driver. Truthfully, while I like some heist style entertainment — Leverage, the Dortmunder books — I am not a big fan of most of heist-based entertainment.

    eta: Other roles, probably the Leverage crew with me as getaway driver

  7. 7.

    apsalar

    From kid’s movies and TV shows:

    Mastermind: Sofia the First (she’s a smart problem solver, good at delegation)

    2nd in command: me

    Hacker: Ryder from Paw Patrol (he’s got a gadget for everything)

    Muscle: Elsa from Frozen (one ice monster coming up!)

    Safe Cracker: Cat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug (he’s pretty slick)

    Getaway Driver: Vanelope Von Schweetz from Wreck It Ralph (she’s fast)

  8. 8.

    Mary G

    1 Mastermind – Baud!
    1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice) – WaterGirl
    1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – NotMax
    1 Muscle – John Cole
    1 Safe Cracker – Martin
    1 Getaway Driver – Me!

  10. 10.

    scav

    Ahhh, the getaway diver is The Doctor.  The dramatic flair would be him basically attempting to take over all of the roles.  Capaldi has form — plus my favorite basic attitude — but it’s hard to turn down Tennant’s attempt at being the gun moll. Maybe I should just cast as a multiple doctor episode and stand back.  Missy v Tennant

  13. 13.

    MomSense

    I asked my kids and got a really good response from middle kid.

     

    1 Sherlock Holmes
    2 Gordon Ramsey
    3 Satoshi (bitcoin creator, pseudonym) (whoever he is, he works remotely)
    4 Bruce Lee
    5 Koko the Gorilla
    6 [son and fiancée]as getaway drivers, in the bug
    She has an old lime green VW beetle and he says cops would never pull it over.

    ETA I should note that we paid astronomical auto insurance premiums because of my son’s lead foot.

  14. 14.

    Ken

    I’ll take the one that doesn’t get shot.

    Actually, I’d want to play the safe cracker.  I’ve always liked O. Henry’s “A Retrieved Reformation”.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    1 Mastermind – toss-up between Athena or Sherlock Homes (classic Conan Doyle version)
    1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice) – Myself (only as am obligated to be included somewhere)
    1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – MacGyver
    1 Muscle – Thomas Topham
    1 Safe Cracker – Harry Houdini (who is less well-known for being a master locksmith)
    1 Getaway Driver – Rémy Julienne

  17. 17.

    Feathers

    When I hear the term Mastermind now, I remember line from a comedy sketch show during the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan shitshow. Kids in the Hall, maybe?

    Shawn Eckhardt (getaway driver), being questioned by reporters: I was only the mastermind, it was Jeff who thought the whole thing up.

  18. 18.

    BGinCHI

    @MomSense: Love it.

    Holmes as bank robber has to have been done by someone.

    I was going to write a mystery with a main character named Shylock Holmes, but someone already used it.

  19. 19.

    debbie

    Mastermind: Riley (Sigourney Weaver)
    Second-in-command: Fleur (Louise Erdrich’s All Woman)
    Hacker/Gadgeteer: Annie Hall (Diane Keaton; she only seems flighty)
    Muscle: Okoye (Danai Gurira)
    Safe Cracker: Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh. She’s inside that safe before you even knew it was there.)
    Getaway Driver: Louise (despite her political predilection)

  20. 20.

    BGinCHI

    @Feathers:  Ha!

    One thing I love about the genre is the mastermind who’s, well, not a master mind, the getaway driver who can’t start the car, etc.

  21. 21.

    Roger Moore

    Hmm.

    Mastermind: Albert Einstein

    Second in Command: Me

    Hacker/Gadgeteer: McGuiver

    Safecracker:  Richard Feynman

    Muscle: Bruce Lee

    Getaway Driver: Juan Manuel Fangio

  24. 24.

    gwangung

    Y’all is my crew; Leverage was mentioned within the first half dozen posts. Looking forward to the continuation. (And if I could only have one from that crew, it’d have to be Parker)(With Parker as muscle….).

  26. 26.

    BGinCHI

    @debbie: Fleur!

    Teaching that story week after next in my methods course. It’s so, so amazing (as is Tracks, the longer iteration).

    I’d make Fleur my muscle.

  28. 28.

    Delk

    Mastermind: Steve Howe

    Number 2: Robert Fripp

    Hacker: Tom Schotz

    Safe cracker: Les Paul

    Muscle: Phil Collen (NOT Phil Collins)

    Get away Driver: Dick Dale

    Groupie: Me

  31. 31.

    Ken

    @BGinCHI: Holmes as bank robber has to have been done by someone.

    He’s a burglar and safecracker in Conan Doyle’s “The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton”.

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    I’d go for a slimmed down version.

    Peter O’Toole

    Audrey Hepburn

    A toy boomarang

    An E-type Jag

    I would play the O’Toole role.

    ETA:  Le Samourai was on TCM the other night and I only caught the last 45 minutes.  Woe is me.  Woe!

  35. 35.

    hueyplong

    Second-in-command/Gun Moll – Ava Gardner in The Killers (sorry, it’s an obsession)
    Hacker/Gadgeteer – Elliott Alderson (R Malek) from Mr Robot
    Muscle – Sterling Hayden in either Asphalt Jungle or The Killing
    Safe Cracker – Ray Winstone from Sexy Beast
    Getaway Driver – Jason Statham from the Transporter movies

    Mastermind – Verbal Kint, a/k/a the man with the plan, a/k/a Keyser Soze, which means I can have picked poorly anywhere above and come out ok.

  36. 36.

    persistentillusion

    @MomSense: When I was but a mere child (many years ago), I worked in a Porsche Audi shop.  One of the guys made more than beer money by racing.  He’d dropped a 911 engine into a VW Bug that looked, well, past its prime.

  38. 38.

    VeniceRiley

     

    • 1 Mastermind – Sandra Bullock in Ocean’s 8 picks worthy targets
    • 1 Second-in-command Anne Lister – for attention to detail
    • 1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – T’Challa’s little sister “I call them ‘sneakers'”
    • 1 Muscle – Riddic
    • 1 Safe Cracker – Houdini I’m stealing from an upthread
    • 1 Getaway Driver – Das me. I will prestage 7 vehicles and we’ll all get away
  39. 39.

    NotMax

    @BGinCHI

    Holmes as bank robber has to have been done by someone.

    Come to think of it, a decent story could be plotted around Thomas Edison and the gang at Menlo Park undertaking a spectacular heist.

  43. 43.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @BGinCHI: Perfect lead-in to mine.

    Mastermind: Dortmunder (star of a serious of novels by Donald Westlake; he’s not exactly incompetent but things always go crazily wrong)

    Second in command: Me

    Muscle: Okoye (stolen from debbie @ #19)

    Hacker/Gadgeteer: Shuri (because Okoye)

    Safe Cracker: Barney Collier (the gadget guy from the old Mission: Impossible TV show. A natural for gadget guy but Shuri edged him out)

    Driver: Stan Murch (Dortmunder’s driver)

  49. 49.

    BGinCHI

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’ve long considered you an O’Toole.

    But seriously, folks…..

    Le Samourai has one of the absolute greatest openings in film. You can’t tell whether it’s a still for the longest time. Mesmerizing. Worth owning.

    It’s available on the Criterion Channel to stream.

  54. 54.

    narya

    Mastermind: Nicholas de Fleury (from the Dunnett novels)

    2nd in command: Amy Shaftoe (from Cryptonomicon)

    Hacker/gadgeteer: Alan Turing (the Cryptonomicon version)

    Muscle: River Shoulders (Dresden novels)

    Safecracker: I will second the Houdini suggestion

    Getaway driver: Lewis Hamilton, or, if he’s not available, Murch or his mom (Dortmunder novels)

    I would be terrible in any role, actually.

  57. 57.

    BGinCHI

    @hueyplong: I love Hayden in Asphalt Jungle. I can’t get enough of that film.

    Ray Winstone an inspired choice.

    I think I’d put Brendan Gleason in mine, though not sure which role.

  58. 58.

    Brachiator

    For my heist…

    Hal, Val and a Gal

    Mastermind: HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

    Second in command: Val Kilmer from Batman

    Hacker: Val Kilmer from Real Genius

    Muscle: Val Kilmer from Tombstone

    Safe Cracker: Val Kilmer from The Saint

    Getaway driver: Gal Gadot from Fast and Furious/Wonder Woman (invisible jet plane)

  60. 60.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @narya: As far as I know, there is only one Dortmunder film. And it stars Robert Redford in the title role.

    As you can imagine, he’s a little different from Westlake’s Dortmunder. I don’t recall much about it, except I think the heist was ultimately successful.

    Ooh I just thought of another beloved character: Mrs. Pollifax, a little old lady who is tired of the old-lady life and becomes a spy for the CIA. (Talking about miscasting reminded me of her; she was played in a film by a very glamorous Rosalind Russell. And then in another film by Angela Lansbury, which might have worked except they made her dotty instead of canny and worldly-wise.)

    I think my team needs to be larger.

  62. 62.

    prostratedragon

    Love heist/conjob movies, including the ones already mentioned (except The Joker; must check that one out) but note that most of them don’t turn out too well for the heisters, especially if Elisha Cook is involved. Being a moll like the Barbara Bain character in the Mission Impossible shows would be fun though, and they lived to tell the tale (or not) after each one. Ditto the Greg Morris gadgeteer role. Inspired improvisation can be a key to success, at least in movie heists. Hence, one of the characters in The Train, which relied on creative inputs from many people to carry off. I could easily be like Jeanne Moreau’s character, for instance.

  63. 63.

    Peale

    • Mastermind: Anne Lennox
    • Second-in-command: Ice-T
    • Hacker/Gadgeteer: Thomas Dolby
    • Muscle: Billy Gibbons
    • Safe Cracker: Stevie Wonder
    • Getaway Driver: Tracy Chapman

    I think they might be able to put on a rather interesting show. Obviously, they’re stealing gold records.

  66. 66.

    hueyplong

    @BGinCHI: Absolutely love The Asphalt Jungle.

    Almost Sam Jaffe’d the mastermind for sentimental reasons.

    Love it when Whitmore threatens to beat the truck driver for saying he runs over cats.  He’s not much of a fan of rats, either.

  67. 67.

    narya

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I think you’re right about the novels. A few of Westlake’s other works made it to screen (The Grifters was his, I think), and his many other novels, including the Parker novels, are great. He had to come up with pseudonyms because he was so prolific his agent/publisher didn’t think people would believe he’d written everything. I rarely am an autograph person, but I do have a book signed by him.

  71. 71.

    narya

    @BGinCHI: One of the fascinating things about both the Dortmunder and Parker novels is that they rely on theft of objects or cash; the last Parker novel has that as a plot point, i.e., that so many transactions are electronic that there isn’t cash to steal.

  74. 74.

    WaterGirl

    @Mary G: I am honored to be on your team and be in such esteemed company!

    Not entirely certain that the heist will be successful, but we would definitely have some fun trying.

  78. 78.

    NotMax

    Upon further cogitation, would amend my above at #15 to:

    1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – Toss-up between MacGyver or (James Bond’s) Q.

  82. 82.

    oldster

    Mastermind: Leonardo DaVinci

    Gadgeteer: Leonardo DaVinci

    Safecracker: Leonardo DaVinci

    Getaway Horse-powered Tank Driver: Leonardo DaVinci

    Muscle: Leonardo DaVinci

    I mean, there’s a reason that he is *the* Renaissance Man par excellence.

    Moll: Leonardo DaCaprio

  83. 83.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @Ken: That’s great news! Some new titles for my queue.

    Are they more or less faithful to the tone of the books?

  86. 86.

    artem1s

    • 1 Mastermind – Paul Newman (who had the best line in The Sting – “where’s my money pal?”)
    • 1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice) – Lucy Liu and the Crazy Eighty Eights
    • 1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – William Tecumseh Sherman
    • 1 Muscle – Toshiro Mifune
    • 1 Safe Cracker – gotta go with often over looked Theo from Die Hard as played by Clarence Gilyard. Best safe cracker ever
    • 1 Getaway Driver – Zoe and Wash Washburne
  87. 87.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @BGinCHI: You Westlake fans might already know this, but he has an entry in the “Hard Case Crime” series, which are made to look like old pulp detective novels but I think are just an excuse for well-known writers to do very different kinds of stories, not necessarily noir at all.

    Westlake’s is called “Somebody Owes Me Money”

    Stephen King has a fun one too called “The Colorado Kid.” And I love the Maine accents in the audio book.

    Edit: Just checked the Hard Case Crime website. Both those authors have more than one title in the series.

  89. 89.

    narya

    @BGinCHI: Murch’s mom always cracked me up. I mean, if you’re going for straight speed, then Hamilton, but if you want a full tale of the route, then Murch or his mom is the way to go. Can I provide you with some salt for that beer?

  90. 90.

    Sloane Ranger

    Mastermind- Raymond Reddington from The Blacklist. He’s experienced, looks after his people and has the necessary leadership skills.

    2nd in command – Me  I’m a good organiser.

    Hacker/Gadgeteer-  Who else but The Doctor, Peter Davison incarnation. The others would be too pushy. His trusty sonic screwdriver is the only gadget he would need.

    Muscle – Caine from the original Kung Fu series. Can take out guards quietly his little finger.

    Safe Cracker – John Mannering alias The Baron. The cracksman hero of John Creasey’s Baron novels.

    Getaway Driver – Lewis Hamilton. The best F1 driver in the business.

  91. 91.

    narya

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Read it (a million years ago). I’ve read nearly everything he’s written; first one was Bank Shot. I would steal library books off of my dad’s pile, and that one made him laugh out loud, and then made ME laugh out loud; I was in high school at the time. I think at one point I tracked down the vast majority of his stuff, even stuff under other names.

  92. 92.

    Ken

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: I’ve only seen Hot Rock, Bank Shot, and Jimmy the Kid but those were pretty close to the books.

    According to IMDB Why Me? was adapted by Westlake, which is probably a good sign.  It also shows two adaptations of Jimmy the Kid, I saw the 1982 version with Paul Le Mat as Dortmunder.

  93. 93.

    HumboldtBlue

    Musicals

    Captain: The King Yul Brynner

    Second in command: Capt. Von Trapp

    Safecracker: Billy Bigelow

    Muscle: The Lollipop Guild

    Getaway driver: Tracy Turnblad

    Gadgeteer: Glinda

    Getaway driver: Bert (Mary Poppins)

  95. 95.

    oldster

    Best remake of a heist movie:
    Thomas Crown affair starring Pierce Brosnian and Rene Russo.

    It puts the old Steve Mcqueen version to shame. Worse, you see what a nihilistic sociopath Mcqueen’s character is. Even Faye Dunaway’s cheekbones cannot redeem that film.

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    Trek mash-up version:

    1 Mastermind – Elim Garak
    1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice) – Spock
    1 Hacker/Gadgeteer – Montgomery Scott
    1 Muscle – Seven of Nine
    1 Safe Cracker – Quark (no prob hearing the tumblers click)
    1 Getaway Driver – Hikaru Sulu

    :)

  98. 98.

    HumboldtBlue

    @prostratedragon:

    I was thinking Tweety for getaway driver but there’s no way those short legs reach the pedals from the driver’s seat.

    @NotMax:

    1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice) – Spock

    That got a chuckle

  100. 100.

    Sloane Ranger

    Want to suggest an alternative Mastermind to my original, Professor Moriarty from the Michael Kurland novels. Still a master criminal but a much more sympathetic one to Conan Doyle’s original.

  103. 103.

    Ken

    @narya: Murch or his mom is the way to go

    I forget the novel, but my favorite Murch scene is where a new member of the gang is riding with Murch down an interstate, and makes some remark like “anyone could be a driver”.  So Murch does something complicated with the steering wheel and gearshift which results in the pickup truck doing a perfect 360 degree doughnut while still moving down the highway at 70 mph, ending up back in his lane moving normally.

  105. 105.

    prostratedragon

    @oldster:  I think the point of the older version was to see that about both of them. Beautiful surfaces, various kinds of rot underneath. I prefer it to the new one, on which I completely bailed when they implied that the young woman with Crown was his daughter and the Vicki character accepted it.

  108. 108.

    Austin Bailey

    Mastermind –  Emmett Lathrop “Doc” Brown, Ph. D     Doc Brown is the ideal Mastermind for a crime that will take place in the future, with the loot being returned to the present.  The perfect crime because in 2020 it won’t have happened yet.

    2nd in Command – Thomas Crown    Not the wimpy Thomas Crown from the remake.  The original Steve McQueen, Thomas Crown.  The guy who keeps Doc Brown grounded.

    Hacker/Gadgeteer –  Angus “Mac” MacGyver  MacGyver can make a bomb out of a paperclip and a pencil. 

    Muscle – Fezzik   He is the brute squad

    Safe Cracker – Stella Bridger – come on, Charlize Theron and she can speak Afrikaans, just in case.

    Driver – Me  OK, the team wanted Lewis Hamilton, but he wasn’t available.

  109. 109.

    Craig

    Mastermind: Dalton Russell

    Gun Moll: Molly from Gibson’s stories

    Hacker: The Dixie Flatline

    Muscle: Robert Shaw

    Safe Cracker: Parker from Leverage

    Driver: Junior Johnson

  110. 110.

    bluefoot

    @NotMax: You beat me to a Trek version.  I completely agree for hacker and getaway driver.  Spock made a good gun moll in “A Piece of the Action”  :)  I was thinking about Data as the safe cracker.

  111. 111.

    GrannyMC

    Mastermind: Dr Lisa Su, CEO of AMD (Ph.D. in Electrical Engineering from M.I.T., dissertation titled Extreme-submicrometer silicon-on-insulator (SOI) MOSFETs, but also a business genius who turned AMD’s sinking ship around)

    Gun Moll AND Second in Command: Nakana Takeko (18th C. female samurai during Boshin War, led a group of female fighters into battle)

    Gadget Gal: Hedy Lamarr (actress, but here for co-inventing the first encrypted wireless transmission system)

    Muscle: Sarah Robles, top American female weightlifter

    Safe Cracker: Genevieve Grotjan, American WWII codebreaker who cracked the Japanese diplomatic code

    Getaway Driver: Milka Duno, sports car racing champion

    Lookout: Me

  114. 114.

    BGinCHI

    @GrannyMC: MORE female heist movies, please.

    I always wanted to see a two part film, where in the first one the men steal the money or diamonds or whatever, then in the sequel, the women put it back.

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    @bluefoot

    Garak would not only make a conniving mastermind, he’d churn out cool bespoke outfits for everyone.

    Of course with Quark as safecracker, that one would by cautious necessity have no pockets.

    :)

  117. 117.

    Downpuppy

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

     

    @narya: The Grifters was Jim Thompson. The weird thing about Dortmunder is the range of actors who’ve played him: (Wiki)

  118. 118.

    bluefoot

    If the heist were going down on Sesame Street:

    Mastermind: Kermit
    Second-in-command/Gun Moll: I guess this would be me.
    Hacker: Ernie
    Muscle: Miss Piggy
    Safe Cracker: The Count, as long as he wasn’t saying the numbers out loud.
    Driver: Animal
    Lookouts/distraction: The yip-yip aliens

  122. 122.

    scav

    Austen staffed

    • 1 Mastermind: Sophia Croft
    • 1 Second-in-command (or Gun Moll, your choice): Colonel Brandon
    • 1 Hacker/Gadgeteer: Mrs Harville
    • 1 Muscle: Emma Woodhouse
    • 1 Safe Cracker: Mary Crawford
    • 1 Getaway Driver: Marianne Dashwood
  123. 123.

    Sandia Blanca

    Okay, I have only one entrant, and that is for Getaway Driver: Dr. Emilio Lizardo (John Lithgow) from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

  127. 127.

    scav

    @BGinCHI: Alas, as with my earlier, admittedly loose, effort, I do rather go for possibilities of plot rather than eventual success of heist. I am rather enjoying working up incidents of Emma attempting to manipulate others into performing all the acts of actual violence. Mary Crawford is my other actual character stretch, but she’s certainly mercenary and sneaky.

  128. 128.

    Miss Bianca

    @artem1s: This is fucking scary. I started thinking about it this morning and you’ve nailed almost all my choices in their appropriate spots! You’re not me, are you?//

  129. 129.

    gogiggs

    As driver I want Frank Martin from the Transporter movies, as played by Jason Statham.
    As safecracker I want Terry Leather from The Bank Job, as played by Jason Statham.
    As muscle Deckard Shaw from the Fast and Furious movies, as played by Jason Statham.
    I just want a whole team of Jason Stathams is my point.

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