Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

People are weird.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

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  4. 4.

    Ken

    I can’t tell from the short clip. Are the Fox hosts going to the studio, or working from their basements, as they tell people how important it is to open the country up? I know a lot of their guests are joining from their underground bunkers.

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    But does it separate?

    …
    Dammit Silverman…
    (Okay I giggled but still)

    Tired of waiting on this work phone call. Need shower, food, and coffees.

  9. 9.

    J R in WV

    Sweet comedy nuts. Pretty well selected, Adam !!!

    Her gestures are really interesting… who knew the on air talent can see the live feed?!?!!!…

    That wasn’t how it worked when I was in TV production…

  16. 16.

    Anotherlurker

    @J R in WV: I worked with an old time director who referred to such a shot as a “Montana”.  He explained that he wanted to see the Twin Beauts.

    Alternatively he would refer to the shot as a Jane Russell.

  21. 21.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    A librarian friend of mine learned early in life that when confronted with cleavage it was best to focus on the woman’s eyes and take notice of their color. For some women, that would’ve been a novelty, to not talk to the top of a man’s head for once.

    One day a statuesque woman came in wearing a mostly unbuttoned shirt without a bra. He said, “Violet eyes, you never see violet eyes.” She was a student teacher and looking for a children’s book called “It’s Pumpkin Time.” As my friend said, keeping a straight face was difficult, but eye contact wasn’t. He’s passed this on to his nephews and trainees.

  26. 26.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @Ruckus: I’ve been married 40 years and I still get occasionally scolded for where I’m looking so no, I don’t think we males get much past 14.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    @J R in WV:  It’s called a monitor and it’s pretty common or was when I last checked.

    ETA: I don’t know if she’s using a monitor if she’s at home.

  33. 33.

    Anonymous At Work

    “Can we lift that please?”
    “I don’t know, looks like the surgeon lifted those as much as possible already.”

     

    I’ll be here all pandemic, folks!

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