Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

This blog will pay for itself.

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

A consequence of cucumbers

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Consistently wrong since 2002

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Republicans in disarray!

Innocent people don’t delay justice.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

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  4. 4.

    Ken

    I can’t tell from the short clip. Are the Fox hosts going to the studio, or working from their basements, as they tell people how important it is to open the country up? I know a lot of their guests are joining from their underground bunkers.

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    But does it separate?

    …
    Dammit Silverman…
    (Okay I giggled but still)

    Tired of waiting on this work phone call. Need shower, food, and coffees.

  9. 9.

    J R in WV

    Sweet comedy nuts. Pretty well selected, Adam !!!

    Her gestures are really interesting… who knew the on air talent can see the live feed?!?!!!…

    That wasn’t how it worked when I was in TV production…

  16. 16.

    Anotherlurker

    @J R in WV: I worked with an old time director who referred to such a shot as a “Montana”.  He explained that he wanted to see the Twin Beauts.

    Alternatively he would refer to the shot as a Jane Russell.

  21. 21.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    A librarian friend of mine learned early in life that when confronted with cleavage it was best to focus on the woman’s eyes and take notice of their color. For some women, that would’ve been a novelty, to not talk to the top of a man’s head for once.

    One day a statuesque woman came in wearing a mostly unbuttoned shirt without a bra. He said, “Violet eyes, you never see violet eyes.” She was a student teacher and looking for a children’s book called “It’s Pumpkin Time.” As my friend said, keeping a straight face was difficult, but eye contact wasn’t. He’s passed this on to his nephews and trainees.

  26. 26.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @Ruckus: I’ve been married 40 years and I still get occasionally scolded for where I’m looking so no, I don’t think we males get much past 14.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    @J R in WV:  It’s called a monitor and it’s pretty common or was when I last checked.

    ETA: I don’t know if she’s using a monitor if she’s at home.

  33. 33.

    Anonymous At Work

    “Can we lift that please?”
    “I don’t know, looks like the surgeon lifted those as much as possible already.”

     

    I’ll be here all pandemic, folks!

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