Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

No one could have predicted…

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

In after Baud. Damn.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Let there be snark.

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  4. 4.

    Ken

    I can’t tell from the short clip. Are the Fox hosts going to the studio, or working from their basements, as they tell people how important it is to open the country up? I know a lot of their guests are joining from their underground bunkers.

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    But does it separate?

    …
    Dammit Silverman…
    (Okay I giggled but still)

    Tired of waiting on this work phone call. Need shower, food, and coffees.

  9. 9.

    J R in WV

    Sweet comedy nuts. Pretty well selected, Adam !!!

    Her gestures are really interesting… who knew the on air talent can see the live feed?!?!!!…

    That wasn’t how it worked when I was in TV production…

  16. 16.

    Anotherlurker

    @J R in WV: I worked with an old time director who referred to such a shot as a “Montana”.  He explained that he wanted to see the Twin Beauts.

    Alternatively he would refer to the shot as a Jane Russell.

  21. 21.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    A librarian friend of mine learned early in life that when confronted with cleavage it was best to focus on the woman’s eyes and take notice of their color. For some women, that would’ve been a novelty, to not talk to the top of a man’s head for once.

    One day a statuesque woman came in wearing a mostly unbuttoned shirt without a bra. He said, “Violet eyes, you never see violet eyes.” She was a student teacher and looking for a children’s book called “It’s Pumpkin Time.” As my friend said, keeping a straight face was difficult, but eye contact wasn’t. He’s passed this on to his nephews and trainees.

  26. 26.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    @Ruckus: I’ve been married 40 years and I still get occasionally scolded for where I’m looking so no, I don’t think we males get much past 14.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    @J R in WV:  It’s called a monitor and it’s pretty common or was when I last checked.

    ETA: I don’t know if she’s using a monitor if she’s at home.

  33. 33.

    Anonymous At Work

    “Can we lift that please?”
    “I don’t know, looks like the surgeon lifted those as much as possible already.”

     

    I’ll be here all pandemic, folks!

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