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You are here: Home / Humorous / Referring to Fox & Friends As A Blonde With Two Boobs On a Sofa Was Not Meant To Be Taken Literally!

Referring to Fox & Friends As A Blonde With Two Boobs On a Sofa Was Not Meant To Be Taken Literally!

by Adam L Silverman|  September 23, 20202:25 pm| 35 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads, The War On Women

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Life imitates snark!

"can we lift that please?" pic.twitter.com/JIgl91XxrW

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) September 23, 2020

But does it separate?

My work here is done…

Open thread!

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35Comments

  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    September 23, 2020 at 2:28 pm

    Funny!

  2. 2.

    Josie

    September 23, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Another form of saying the quiet parts out loud.

  3. 3.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 23, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    OMG, that’s too funny.

  4. 4.

    Ken

    September 23, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    I can’t tell from the short clip. Are the Fox hosts going to the studio, or working from their basements, as they tell people how important it is to open the country up? I know a lot of their guests are joining from their underground bunkers.

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    September 23, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    But does it separate?

    …
    Dammit Silverman…
    (Okay I giggled but still)

    Tired of waiting on this work phone call. Need shower, food, and coffees.

  6. 6.

    EveryDayIhaveTheBlues

    September 23, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Biden, or Bust…

    hey-ooooo

  7. 7.

    Leto

    September 23, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    I posted this in the last thread, but as this is the comedy thread I’ll repost:

    Right wingers practicing their self defense. – h/t Avalune

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    September 23, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    @EveryDayIhaveTheBlues: 
    Good one(s)!

  9. 9.

    J R in WV

    September 23, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    Sweet comedy nuts. Pretty well selected, Adam !!!

    Her gestures are really interesting… who knew the on air talent can see the live feed?!?!!!…

    That wasn’t how it worked when I was in TV production…

  10. 10.

    trollhattan

    September 23, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    Director: “Camera 2, it’s called face detection.”

  11. 11.

    trollhattan

    September 23, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Note to self: despite the intervening decades, still fourteen.

  12. 12.

    Ken

    September 23, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    I checked, and even Idiocracy didn’t go there.  So Fox is ahead of schedule.

  13. 13.

    tim not so posh

    September 23, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    a recurring Benny Hill gag: “Zoom in on the trophies.”

  14. 14.

    John Revolta

    September 23, 2020 at 2:52 pm

    What a pair of twits.

  15. 15.

    Jeffro

    September 23, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Had to be a dare or side bet between the camera man and one of his idiot friends.

  16. 16.

    Anotherlurker

    September 23, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    @J R in WV: I worked with an old time director who referred to such a shot as a “Montana”.  He explained that he wanted to see the Twin Beauts.

    Alternatively he would refer to the shot as a Jane Russell.

  17. 17.

    Tom Levenson

    September 23, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    @Anotherlurker: File this under film jargon I did not know.

  18. 18.

    debbie

    September 23, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    As George Takai might say, “Oh, my.”

  19. 19.

    Adam L Silverman

    September 23, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    @Ken: They’re all working remotely with green screens. The control room puts the backgrounds in behind them

  20. 20.

    Another Scott

    September 23, 2020 at 3:27 pm

    @Leto: Self-defense imitates Millennium Challenge 2002.

    :-/

    Hehe.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  21. 21.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    September 23, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    A librarian friend of mine learned early in life that when confronted with cleavage it was best to focus on the woman’s eyes and take notice of their color. For some women, that would’ve been a novelty, to not talk to the top of a man’s head for once.

    One day a statuesque woman came in wearing a mostly unbuttoned shirt without a bra. He said, “Violet eyes, you never see violet eyes.” She was a student teacher and looking for a children’s book called “It’s Pumpkin Time.” As my friend said, keeping a straight face was difficult, but eye contact wasn’t. He’s passed this on to his nephews and trainees.

  22. 22.

    Ryan

    September 23, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    Hey, it’s called mobilizing your base to turnout!

  23. 23.

    Ruckus

    September 23, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Does anyone really ever mature past 14?

    I mean we try some days but in the end we always end up there.

  24. 24.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 23, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Cue the immor(t)al scene from Young Frankenstein!n!

    (NB that’s pronounced “Frahnkenshteen,” as in “Knock this way”…) :^p

  25. 25.

    Greg

    September 23, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Gives new meaning to “Pack the Court”.

  26. 26.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 23, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    @Ruckus: I’ve been married 40 years and I still get occasionally scolded for where I’m looking so no, I don’t think we males get much past 14.

  27. 27.

    opiejeanne

    September 23, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @J R in WV:  It’s called a monitor and it’s pretty common or was when I last checked.

    ETA: I don’t know if she’s using a monitor if she’s at home.

  28. 28.

    Another Scott

    September 23, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): Ah yes, violet eyes…

    At 0:38 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB6oI04sMc4 (4:13)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  29. 29.

    karensky

    September 23, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: 
    Ditto. I spit our my iced coffee!!

  30. 30.

    OldDave

    September 23, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): … Violet eyes

    A Tad Overweight, but Violet Eyes to Die For?

  31. 31.

    VOR

    September 23, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): I have non-neurotypical issues which means problems looking people in the face. One trick I use is to force myself to determine the eye color of anyone I’m talking to.

  32. 32.

    Ruckus

    September 23, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    I’ve known a few females that couldn’t seem to hide it any better than most men. Most of the ones that do in my circles are lesbians.

  33. 33.

    Anonymous At Work

    September 23, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    “Can we lift that please?”
    “I don’t know, looks like the surgeon lifted those as much as possible already.”

     

    I’ll be here all pandemic, folks!

  34. 34.

    Danielx

    September 23, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Fox News? Who knew?

  35. 35.

    Ohio Mom

    September 23, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    This clip might be the most honest moment on Fox, ever. No pretending about their MO here.

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