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Fake President (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 28, 20206:17 am| 155 Comments

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Those of you who speculated that Trump concealed his taxes because he’s broke, step up and collect your prize, which is a schadenfreude buffet. The Times:

Donald J. Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes the year he won the presidency. In his first year in the White House, he paid another $750.

Also, he wrote off $70K in taxes for hair styling. He wrote off more than $700K in “consulting fees” that suspiciously matched an amount collected by a Ivanka-owned consulting company. I am not a lawyer, but that sounds legally dubious. It may be perfectly legal since our tax code seems designed to allow rich people to perpetuate outrageous scams.

Anyhoo, I’ve long since stopped waiting for any revelation about Trump, no matter how repulsive or ridiculous or outrageous, to make the bottom fall out of his base of support. If 200K-plus dead Americans on his watch — with recorded evidence that he lied to us about the danger — won’t budge the needle, nothing will. Somewhere around 40% of our fellow citizens are dumb and/or malevolent chumps, and they’ll never admit they’ve been conned. Still, being exposed as a fraud has got to be a personal hell for a narcissist like Trump.

Sham

The thing to remember about narcissists is that for all their bluster and self-aggrandizement, they’re pathologically insecure, with no sense of self except what is reflected back at them by other people. Everything they do is about collecting praise and avoiding shame to protect their fragile egos.

So, no matter how furiously and desperately Trump denounces the NYT revelations as “fake news,” a headline like this inflicts a narcissistic injury. Good. I hope Joe Biden finds a way to pour salt into the wound tomorrow night. Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 6:22 am

    Hillary called it four years ago. We’re paying the price because people didn’t want to listen to a woman.

  2. 2.

    David C

    September 28, 2020 at 6:27 am

    I think his base will stick with him, but this will prevent him from making inroads on those on the fence. One revelation after another has him on the defense. And we can’t forget that he’s pushing for the Supreme Court seat would he can get rid of health care for millions.

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    September 28, 2020 at 6:32 am

    FYI.

    The man credited with the creation of a famous Hawaii cocktail celebrated a landmark birthday this weekend.

    Saturday marked Harold Yee’s 102nd birthday.
    [snip]
    Usually, the hotel puts on a special celebration for Yee on his birthday, but the coronavirus pandemic led to a different, scaled back birthday celebration at home. Source

  4. 4.

    TS (the original)

    September 28, 2020 at 6:37 am

    Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion. Sentenced to 11 years in Federal Prison.

  5. 5.

    Darrin Ziliak (formerly glocksman)

    September 28, 2020 at 6:40 am

    Last night on Anderson Cooper, Michael Cohen described Trump perfectly.

    It’s not an exact quote since I’m going from memory, but his meaning was clear:

    “Trump’s sense of self-worth is based on his inflated net worth, so the more this (the tax issue) unravels, the more he’ll unravel”.

  6. 6.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    September 28, 2020 at 6:42 am

    Breaking news: NO John durham interim report. No indictments before election – Bartiromo sources. @SundayFutures @FoxNews @MorningsMaria @FoxBusiness
    — Maria Bartiromo (@MariaBartiromo) September 27, 2020

    Womp! Womp!

    I would bet her “source” is Barr, who’s trying to break the bad news to Dump indirectly through a tee vee show he watches.

  7. 7.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 6:45 am

    The first thing Biden should do is put a team on the Trump campaign finances. These people did not collect hundreds of millions of dollars in campaign funds and spend it pursuant to rules. That didn’t happen. The campaign finance reports are as fictitious as the tax returns.

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 6:45 am

    Does this breakfast buffet have sausage biscuits and French toast?

  9. 9.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    September 28, 2020 at 6:47 am

    Lordy the front page of the NY Times is absolutely devastating, particularly the 5-point center block that starkly spells it all out. He won’t sleep tonight…#TrumpTaxReturns #TrumpIsBroke #750dollars

    *** pic.twitter.com/90rn3xXqWI ***

    — Joanie Loves Fauci (@MrErikJackson) September 28, 2020

  10. 10.

    RandomMonster

    September 28, 2020 at 6:48 am

    I hope Biden just keeps using “failed “, “failure” over and over.

  11. 11.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 6:48 am

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn that I pay more in taxes every year than this welfare cheat has in the past dozen combined. I had thought it would be in his entire life.

  12. 12.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 28, 2020 at 6:49 am

    Sasquatch. The Jackalope. The Headless Horseman. Paul Bunyan and his blue ox Babe. Donald J. Trump, Successful Businessman…I mention but a few of the many mythical creatures of American legend.

  13. 13.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 6:49 am

    I’m dying to know where they got them.

  14. 14.

    Betty Cracker

    September 28, 2020 at 6:49 am

    @Kay: Yep.

    Brad Parscale was hospitalized after threatening to attempt suicide yesterday. He’s a horrible person, but I hope he gets the help he needs. This makes me an awful person, but I can’t help but wonder why Parscale is unraveling now. I don’t think it’s necessarily exile from the warmth of Trump’s regard. Maybe several millipedes’ worth of shoes are about to drop on the campaign front.

  15. 15.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 6:52 am

    @Betty Cracker: He can hear the cell door clanging shut on his Marion IL home.

  16. 16.

    Danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 6:53 am

    @mrmoshpotato: 
    Three egg omelet with red pepper, onion, ham and cheese, thank you.

    Also, raging tweetstorm incoming in 3…2…1…

  17. 17.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 6:53 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    There is just no way the Trumps processed all those funds and didn’t steal some. I like campaign finance as a way to round up the crooks because there’s no questions about discretion or judgment calls- it’s rule-bound. They could have killed 200k people because they’re incredibly incompetent. Stealing 100 million dollars in campaign funds is easier to prove.

  18. 18.

    Betty Cracker

    September 28, 2020 at 6:56 am

    Michael Cohen wearing Trump out on MSNBC. “In the year he paid $750 in taxes I paid more than $3 million. If I went to jail for 3 years for tax evasion he should get 300 years.”

    — jelani cobb (@jelani9) September 28, 2020

  19. 19.

    MJS

    September 28, 2020 at 6:56 am

    @Betty Cracker: Yes, I suggest all sympathy for Mr. Parscale be held until we find out if his hospitalization is due to genuine need, or he’s attempting to evade the consequences for criminal activity.

  20. 20.

    Geminid

    September 28, 2020 at 6:59 am

    I think Betty is right that the tax story hits trump where it hurts. And with his campaign running short on cash, his physical deterioration, the growing prospect of him being a Loser Nov. 3, trump’s evident psychological disintegration may accelerate.    At this point I see very few trump supporters switching to to Biden. But more supporters may quietly shift from “likely voters” for trump to unlikely, and stay home.          Trump’s 2016 vote total was second lowest of 10 major party candidates 2000-2016, not far ahead of McCain 2008. I hope that this year he sets a record for low votes that stands for the rest of this century.

  21. 21.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 6:59 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:00 am

    The campaign is short on money because they all have been stealing from it since the beginning.

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: Lots of words in that headline to say “Dump Is A Tax Cheat”.

  24. 24.

    John S.

    September 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    It will be interesting to see if “but his taxes” becomes the “but her emails” of 2020, or if the media finds some way to artificially “balance” their coverage.

  25. 25.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    @Kay:

    Truth, Kay.

    Truth

  26. 26.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 28, 2020 at 7:02 am

    Mornin’, Betty!  You’re up early today!

    Josh Marshall makes the point that we really need to know who the people/nations/entities are that have our President by the balls.  If it’s just Deutsche Bank, that’s not too bad, but we need to know.

    The Dems need to demand the answer to this question, accompanied by the threat of impeachment if he doesn’t either comply or resign within the week.  This is serious shit.  A superpower simply can’t have its head honcho deeply in hock to unknown entities.

    Which reminds me, when Trump took office, the Kushner family owed way more on 666 Fifth Avenue than it was worth.  That magically got resolved sometime early in Trump’s presidency.  Did the House ever investigate that deal?

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:03 am

    @RandomMonster: Throw in a “SAD!” every now and then too.

    “Donald, you’re a manbaby who ran for President because a black man mocked you.  SAD!”

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:03 am

    @John S.:

    Did you see Jilly from Philly shut Tapper’s azz down when he tried it with ” Joe and his gaffes.”?

     

    She shut that shyt ALL the way down ???

  29. 29.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:04 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Well….. truth ?

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:05 am

    @Danielx: Red bell pepper, or crushed red spice-up-your-life pepper?

  31. 31.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:07 am

    @Kay:

    100 million?

    You aim low, Kay.

    Saw a tweet yesterday.

    They also need to investigate the company who got the contract for the border wall. $2 billion and they haven’t built shyt?

  32. 32.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:07 am

    @Kay:

    There is just no way the Trumps processed all those funds and didn’t steal some. 

    How dare you imply this Soviet shitpile money-laundering mobster crime family aren’t on the up and up.

  33. 33.

    MomSense

    September 28, 2020 at 7:08 am

    Anyone check the list of non extradition treaty countries lately?  I wonder which one he’ll pick.  Ir won’t be Russia or Belarus because it would be too easy for putin to get him there. There’s always Saudi Arabia but MBS probably doesn’t like loose ends, either. UAE and Qatar are expensive places to live and trump is broke. China, Mongolia, doubtful.

  34. 34.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:08 am

    @MJS:

    It’s sad that we can’t give him the benefit of the doubt, but he hasn’t earned it.

  35. 35.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 7:08 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Qatar Shocked, Shocked to Learn It Accidentally Bailed Out Jared Kushner

    Much ado about nothing. The Qataris have no interest in swaying US Middle East policy.

  36. 36.

    John S.

    September 28, 2020 at 7:08 am

    @rikyrah: Yes, and I hope others follow suit. Any attempt to make baggage for Biden when Trump has an entire luggage store should be greeted with scorn and derision.

  37. 37.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:08 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Sounds delicious ?

  38. 38.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 7:11 am

    @rikyrah: What is sad about that? He’s earned his reputation, now he reaps what he has sown.

  39. 39.

    bluefish

    September 28, 2020 at 7:11 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:  Thank you!

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    September 28, 2020 at 7:11 am

    @lowtechcyclist: Great point — The Times’ story indicates that Trump is personally on the hook for hundreds of millions of debt that comes due in a second term, should this country be stupid and evil enough to reelect him. We need to know who the creditors are as a matter of national security.

  41. 41.

    CarolDuhart2

    September 28, 2020 at 7:13 am

    I always thought he was living on credit and cash flow.  What other billionaire wastes money with something like the “Apprentice”? Or Trump steaks, et al? Or needs to spend time at his golf courses and charges the Secret Service for this?  I would have thought that Trump would just put his money in a trust or something and just held off for the better branding you get being a successful ex-president when he could just regale members with all of the stories about being President.  Or Political Apprentice, when he could audition aspiring candidates.  The tell was when he didn’t do that.

  42. 42.

    Danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 7:14 am

    @rikyrah:

    Big pile of cheese, and rats have to eat too.

    And yes, writing a check to the IRS for more than he paid on top of payroll tax withholding…pisses me off something fierce. What pisses me off even more is that the methods he used are kinda-sorta legal if I read correctly.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:15 am

    @rikyrah:  Good morning.

  44. 44.

    sanjeevs

    September 28, 2020 at 7:15 am

    The NYT story might not cause much erosion in his base.

    it will cause those officials at DoJ, HHS and elsewhere to think carefully before breaking laws on Trump’s behalf though.

  45. 45.

    Danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 7:16 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Bell pepper, can always add salsa or Louisiana hot sauce after.

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:18 am

    @Geminid: A loser, you say?

  47. 47.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    September 28, 2020 at 7:19 am

    ..

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:20 am

    @rikyrah: Well what was a bunch of thieving trash supposed to do? ?

  49. 49.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:22 am

    @Baud:

    Hillary called it four years ago. We’re paying the price because people didn’t want to listen to a woman.

    New Yorkers called it four decades ago.

  50. 50.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:23 am

    Teachers paid $7,239
    Firefighters paid $5,283
    Nurses paid $10,216

    Donald Trump paid $750 pic.twitter.com/5YE1cbYsBN
    — Team Joe (Text JOE to 30330) (@TeamJoe) September 28, 2020

  51. 51.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    September 28, 2020 at 7:24 am

    DEVASTATING Front Pages :

     

    St. Louis Post Dispatch (Photo)

    Kansas City Star (Photo)

    Miami Herald (Photo)

    Arizona Daily Star (Photo)

    San Jose Mercury (Photo)

  52. 52.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    September 28, 2020 at 7:24 am

    …

  53. 53.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:24 am

    @MomSense: I hear the bottom of the Marianas Trench is nice in late January.

  54. 54.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:24 am

    @Kay:

    I just saw an ad from the Biden campaign on FB selling stickers saying “I paid more taxes than Donald Trump.”

  55. 55.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 7:26 am

    @rikyrah:

    $2 billion and they haven’t built shyt?

    The United States can sue on the contract. I hope Biden pursues the public funds the Trumps and their cronies robbed. It doesn’t have to go near the Supreme Court and we won’t need to deal with any lofty separation of powers issues or judgment calls by the President and his team. Just go after the money. I want it back.. The contractor will make himself uncollectible but we can bankrupt him.
    They’re small people. Petty people. Common crooks. The way to get them is to approach prosecutions like that. There’s no “ideological alliance” with Russia. Trump is up to his ears in debt and he operates US foreign policy based upon his personal interest. The money is the beginning the middle and end of this story. Aim low. That’s where they operate- the bottom rung. Sue and sue and sue. Every crony contract and fraudulent transaction. Every theft.

  56. 56.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:27 am

    @rikyrah:

    This was on 60 Minutes, so you know the olds will be riled up.

  57. 57.

    Princess

    September 28, 2020 at 7:28 am

    I don’t think he’s actually broke. I think he has ben receiving kickbacks up the wazoo from Saudi Arabia and the Emirates, Turkey, India etc. etc. But it’s all offshore and hidden and it may be harder to access now.

  58. 58.

    rikyrah

    September 28, 2020 at 7:30 am

    @Baud:

    She was right.

     

    ABOUT EVERYTHING ???

  59. 59.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:30 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    It’s also key to find out who’s got a vise grip on Deutsche’s balls.

  60. 60.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:32 am

    @John S.: I’ll try. Maggie Haberman tweet: “Trump tax returns could cause Biden campaign to overreach.” Or “Could Be A Problem For Biden.”

  61. 61.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 28, 2020 at 7:33 am

    @rikyrah: Yup.  And she would’ve been a damn good President. ?

  62. 62.

    Princess

    September 28, 2020 at 7:34 am

    @Betty Cracker: My guess is Parscale is also swimming in debt and now he’s not earning what he was, his creditors are circling.

     

    And what happened to him is a great example of how guns in the home are most dangerous to their owners and families.

  63. 63.

    JPL

    September 28, 2020 at 7:35 am

    Now that he lives in FL, if he declares bankruptcy he keeps his home.

  64. 64.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:35 am

    Mark it.  Trump’s supporters will just say paying no or very low taxes proves what an excellent and great business man he is.  Paying no taxes (but getting big benefits) is every Trumpatriot’s dream.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:35 am

    I hope AL is taking a we’ll deserved day off.

  66. 66.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:36 am

    @rikyrah: That was a video of beauty. And she was so classy and graceful while she shut him down.

  67. 67.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:36 am

    @Kathleen: NYTimes Pitchbot?  (@DougJBalloon)

  68. 68.

    danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 7:37 am

    @MomSense:

    The Google machine popped up a lengthy list but most of the countries on it are not places where It would care to live. I suppose Serbia is a possibility.

    However, anywhere in the former Soviet bloc would be pretty easy for Putin’s minions to penetrate and I don’t imagine Trump will be in a position to hire top shelf personal security.

  69. 69.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:42 am

    @Baud:

    It’s Yom Kippur.

  70. 70.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:43 am

    @Princess:

    Or torturing himself over being tricked by young people on TikTok.

  71. 71.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:43 am

    @Kathleen: 

    “Biden, seeking working class support, faces questions about his wealth after records show he paid more taxes than Trump.”

  72. 72.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:43 am

    @debbie:

    I didn’t know AL was Jewish.

  73. 73.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 7:44 am

    Steve Vladeck
    @steve_vladeck
    ·13h
    To me, the most alarming tidbit in the
    @nytimes
    ‘ story isn’t the $750 bill or the dubious refund; it’s that a President running for re-election would be on the hook for upwards of $421 million in loans during his second term. It’s not hard to imagine the incentives that’d create.

    That’s what I don’t understand. This is obviously a national security issue. You’re really telling me that with our vast and wildly expensive national security apparatus no one could demand the President turn over financials to safeguard national security? We just had to roll the dice until one of the thousands of people the Trumps have robbed released the information?
    All you have to do is stonewall and it’s “that’s okay- we’ll wait to find out if you personally are an imminent threat to national security”. Glad to see our defenses are so strong! Wow.

  74. 74.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:44 am

    @debbie: I for one am atoning.

    Daily.

  75. 75.

    Sloane Ranger

    September 28, 2020 at 7:44 am

    Doesn’t he get a salary for being President (allegedly)? I would have thought the tax on that alone would have been higher than $750.

    Or is that the reason he donates the money to charity (allegedly), so he can claim it as a tax deduction?

  76. 76.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:45 am

    @Sloane Ranger:

    They don’t have his tax records for that period.

  77. 77.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:46 am

    @Baud: Boom! Cue flurry of NYT reporters scurrying to diners in rural Ohio who wax rhapsodic about Trump’s business acumen.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:46 am

    @Kay: I love Steve Vladek’s tweets.  He is really a good guy.

  79. 79.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:46 am

    @Kay:

    I agree.  That should be hit hard.

  80. 80.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 7:47 am

    @Immanentize:

    Yep! There aren’t enough hours in just one day!

  81. 81.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

    @Kathleen: 

    “The Republican claiming to be independent who we always go to for quotes says his support for Trump has not wavered.”

  82. 82.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:48 am

    @Immanentize: That is mine. I love snark tweeting Haberman.

  83. 83.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:49 am

    @debbie: I feel like I’m pretty caught up about 320 days in.  Then I get a month off, then, back to atoning for the year I spent all that time atoning in for the prior year!  Exhausting!

  84. 84.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:50 am

    @Kathleen: you are very good at it too!

    I wonder if the Times has pivoted??

  85. 85.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:51 am

    @Baud: Bwa ha ha ha ha!

  86. 86.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 7:51 am

    @Immanentize:

    What do you use to atone? I’ve been trying pilates but my core is still not as firm as I would like.

  87. 87.

    Geminid

    September 28, 2020 at 7:52 am

     

     

    @debbie: Deutsche Bank AG is chartered by and regulated by the German government, so I think that ultimately Angela Merkel and her Finance Minister are the ones who have the bank by the balls. And almost every week the bank’s criminality is exposed, lately by an international consortium of investigative journalists who laid out documents showing massive money laundering by Deutsche Bank. Will the German government drop the hammer on trump’s biggest lender? I like to think they are waiting until he has less time to retaliate. I could just be naive. But Merkel et al see Russia as a threat and need to curtail its influence. And as for trump, I think Merkel, Xi, and most other world leaders see him as a rabid dog that has to be put down.

  88. 88.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:52 am

    @Immanentize: Thank you! Pitchbot did retweet one of my efforts. Writing satire is how I channel my rage.

  89. 89.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 7:53 am

    @Baud:

    People are tweeting about how the IRS goes after them for $40 in unpaid taxes and that’s certainly true but that’s money. There was a massive hole in our national security defenses for three and a half years and they only found out about it when someone tipped the NYTimes. None of their lawyers could come up with a single approach to get the President’s financials in the interest of protecting the country from the fact that he is obviously compromised and vulnerable on debt? I just don’t believe that. Did they even try?

  90. 90.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:55 am

    @Baud: Phillip Glass

  91. 91.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 7:55 am

    @Immanentize: I dunno. I feel Trump will always have The Habs.

  92. 92.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 7:57 am

    @Kay: The House tried.  SCOTUS said no

  93. 93.

    danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Let he who has not illegally taken an 8-figure tax return, is not facing $300,000,000 in balloon payment loans from shady sources, does not write off having a dead raccoon on his head, and does not pay income tax, like… ever… cast the first stone.
    — Ben. Paid More Than $750 in Taxes. (@BJS_quire) September 27, 2020

  94. 94.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    September 28, 2020 at 7:58 am

    @CarolDuhart2:

    Whats bugged me for years about him as a golfer is his obsession with his own courses – he never plays other courses for the challenge of the unknown. I’d thought of it as a form of cheating (easier to play holes you’re accustomed to playing for a home field advantage and bragging rights), but now it looks like maybe he was also motivated by no-cost golf, with a pile of earnings since he took office.

  95. 95.

    Baud

    September 28, 2020 at 8:00 am

    @Kay:

    Too busy prioritizing hypothetical crimes committed by Democrats and antifa (but I repeat myself).

    I wonder how Biden can best leverage the news about the national security threat.  Which set of voters would that help with?

  96. 96.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 28, 2020 at 8:01 am

    @Princess: I don’t think he’s actually broke. I think he has ben receiving kickbacks up the wazoo from Saudi Arabia and the Emirates, Turkey, India etc. etc. But it’s all offshore and hidden and it may be harder to access now.

    Very likely the kickbacks were used to service Trump’s debts to other people.

  97. 97.

    WereBear

    September 28, 2020 at 8:01 am

    At least since W there has been a deliberate plan to ignore stock market abuses and go after little people instead of rich ones via the IRS.

  98. 98.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 8:02 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    I’m amused by the Trump’s phony wealth because there are a lot of less famous people who are fake well-off too. How many times in your practice have you had to tell people “you don’t actually have any money, in the sense of ‘assets’ we could, um, COUNT :)

  99. 99.

    debbie

    September 28, 2020 at 8:03 am

    @Baud:

    How about “Donald Trump is a greater threat to American security than TikTok?”

  100. 100.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 28, 2020 at 8:04 am

    Curious comment from A+ President for Life Trump Cerebrum Maximus ;

    The President went on to ramble about how he’s been under IRS audit for “a long time.”

    “The IRS does not treat me well, they treat me like the tea party and they never treat me well, they treat me very badly,” Trump said.

    The tea party is now on the enemy’s list?

  101. 101.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 28, 2020 at 8:06 am

    @danielx: The Google machine popped up a lengthy list but most of the countries on it are not places where It would care to live. I suppose Serbia is a possibility.

    Andorra might not be too bad – it’s a tiny country on the France-Spain border.  Or there are a few island nations on the list.

    Of course, in January 2021, will any of them be allowing anyone from the U.S.A. to cross their borders?  The Covid-19 situation here won’t be any better in January than it is now, and it may well be worse.

  102. 102.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 8:08 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Don’t you remember the fake ginned up story that the IRS was targeting the Tea Party groups for tax evasion.  Because, well, they were evading taxes?

  103. 103.

    Kay

    September 28, 2020 at 8:09 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    He’s referring to the wholly fake “IRS selectively audits the Tea Party scandal” Republicans used to discredit the IRS and which all of media fell for, although it was entirely, 100%, false. That’s why it disappeared. It was fake.

    I love Kevin Drum but he fell for it too, which was very disappointing. The claim was the IRS selectively went after conservative political organizations to shut down political speech. None of it was true. Jake Tapper promoted it probably more than any of the others who were duped.

  104. 104.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    September 28, 2020 at 8:09 am

    @Kay:

    Bunches.

    Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to tell people the old adage of “you don’t invest money with the guy you met at the bar at the country club”.

    Trump is the pitchman at the bar.

  105. 105.

    Immanentize

    September 28, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Seen on Twitter:

    Donald Trump is so poor, he can’t even own the libs.

  106. 106.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @Kay: I’m watching Comey Rules on Showtime and several people in the FBI brought up Trump’s vulnerability to blackmail very early in FBI investigation. It should have been front and center in news reporting.

  107. 107.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    September 28, 2020 at 8:12 am

    @lowtechcyclist:

    I see a lot of those that I really like, but can’t picture him in them.

  108. 108.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 28, 2020 at 8:13 am

    @Baud: Judging by the places I’m sore this morning, splitting wood is a good core exercise.

  109. 109.

    Princess

    September 28, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Trump owes more like 1.1 billion dollars. See the thread.

    https://twitter.com/DanAlexander21/status/1310364815710453760?s=20

  110. 110.

    Kathleen

    September 28, 2020 at 8:20 am

    @Kay: Old enough to remember when local Sinclair station held Town Hall for concerned citizens to voice their outrage. IRS center un Cincinnati was in the crosshairs. Now you’ve reminded me of my outrage around the Tea Party and how local and national media coddled them because Democrat who is Black had the nerve to be President.

  111. 111.

    Geminid

    September 28, 2020 at 8:25 am

    @Geminid: What reading I do on German bank regulation indicates strong disincentives for strong regulation. The composition of corporate boards tends to prioritize jobs and economic activity. And under German law a bank employee is prohibited from contacting regulators, and required to report problems only to their supervisors. I just wonder if business as usual will prevail, or if exceptional circumstances will impel the German government to take action against Deutsche Bank. Maybe that is wishful thinking.

  112. 112.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 28, 2020 at 8:27 am

    @Kay: That’s one of the reasons he wants control of the courts. The SCOTUS could have expedited review of whether he had to disclose his financials but instead they’re slow-walking all those cases. The Justices all know which way the law ultimately dictates how they have to rule so the goal is hope they can slow it down in the lower courts long enough that the problem goes away. That way Roberts and company don’t have to screw over their own side. That fact that there’s a national security risk…well I guess that’s not important to them. Maybe someone should ask their new nominee something along those lines.

  113. 113.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 8:29 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Back when my shoulders still worked I’d split some wood most evenings spring/summer/fall. Not much, just a few logs. Didn’t put the hurt on me at all that way.

  114. 114.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    September 28, 2020 at 8:30 am

    “he wrote off $70K in taxes for hair styling”

    That’s what, $5K per hair?

    Sounds plausible.

  115. 115.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 28, 2020 at 8:32 am

    @Geminid: The business they do in the IS is subject to US laws. I’m not sure exactly how that all shakes out. Probably enough gray area that Barr could find a way to weasel trump out.

  116. 116.

    Richard Guhl

    September 28, 2020 at 8:34 am

    Thinking about tomorrow night’s debate, I would say that Biden’s best strategy might be to mock Trump every chance he gets.

    For instance, if Trump starts in with the name-calling and insults, I would have Biden ask, “What are you, an eight-year old? That stuff might have impressed on the elementary school playground, but here, it’s just sooo lame. You need to up your game, man.”

  117. 117.

    danielx

    September 28, 2020 at 8:35 am

    @Snarki, child of Loki:

    Well, you have to admit that styling his hair would be a pretty demanding task, not only for the actual difficulty but for being in close contact with his noxious person for an extended period every day. I don’t have an issue with the stylist charging whatever the market will bear, but Trump being allowed to write off the expense? Not so much.

  118. 118.

    SFAW

    September 28, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Every time he says “fake news” about this, some enterprising reporter should respond “then show us the fucking tax returns, as you promised, and prove that it’s wrong.”

     

    That said: as many jackals have commented, the MAGAts will say it’s a testament to his bidness acumen, and he pwned the IRS, usw.

  119. 119.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 28, 2020 at 8:39 am

    Holy crap, you people were up and commenting early.

  120. 120.

    SFAW

    September 28, 2020 at 8:42 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Holy crap, you people were up and commenting early.

    Or late, if you’re NotMax and live in Hawaii.

  121. 121.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 28, 2020 at 8:48 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Also, he drives his cart over the greens. He can’t do that on courses he doesn’t own.

  122. 122.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 28, 2020 at 8:52 am

    @John S.: The NYT splashing this all across the front page is already a big, big difference from their treatment of Trump in 2016.

  123. 123.

    Amir Khalid

    September 28, 2020 at 8:57 am

    @Princess:

    If there were people willing to grease the palm of my country’s PM with hundreds of millions of dollars, over and above what he stole from the people, I’m sure there would be people willing to do even better for your president.

  124. 124.

    trnc

    September 28, 2020 at 9:01 am

    @TS (the original):  Let’s not insult Al Capone by comparing him to DT.

  125. 125.

    Quinerly

    September 28, 2020 at 9:07 am

    @Immanentize: I got out of the boat and dipped in the on line comment sectons of NC and MO newspapers… Especially our St. Louis Post Dispatch. That’s exactly what his supporters are saying. “he’s a great businessman and has great lawyers, accountants.” True believers see it as as sign of his brilliance.

  126. 126.

    Geminid

    September 28, 2020 at 9:11 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Congratulations on the recognition given The Wind Reader.

  127. 127.

    Amir Khalid

    September 28, 2020 at 9:13 am

    @Quinerly:

    True believers see even the dumbest and meanest things he says and does as more signs of his brilliance.

  128. 128.

    PJ

    September 28, 2020 at 9:14 am

    @CarolDuhart2: Trump was always going to use the Presidency as a vehicle to enrich himself and his children.  In 2016, I said that if that’s all the damage he does, we’ll be lucky.

    We weren’t lucky.

  129. 129.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 28, 2020 at 9:17 am

    @Amir Khalid: True believers see even the dumbest and meanest things he says and does as more signs of his brilliance.

    Tru dat. There’s no point in bothering to engage them.  They’re impervious to facts, reason, and common sense.

  130. 130.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 28, 2020 at 9:20 am

    @Matt McIrvin: The NYT splashing this all across the front page is already a big, big difference from their treatment of Trump in 2016.

    Hell, it’s a big, big difference from their treatment of Trump up through the day before yesterday.

  131. 131.

    trnc

    September 28, 2020 at 9:21 am

    @Betty Cracker: This makes me an awful person, but I can’t help but wonder why Parscale is unraveling now.

    This does not make you an awful person. Wishing for a suicide would (even with these assholes), but hoping for criminals to potentially be caught and prosecuted is never a bad thing.

    Yes, I suggest all sympathy for Mr. Parscale be held until we find out if his hospitalization is due to genuine need, or he’s attempting to evade the consequences for criminal activity.

    Excellent point, MJS. 5-7 in the slammer might be just what the doctor ordered.

  132. 132.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 28, 2020 at 9:25 am

    @PJ:  Trump was always going to use the Presidency as a vehicle to enrich himself and his children.  In 2016, I said that if that’s all the damage he does, we’ll be lucky.

    Going by the NYT article is sounds like A+ President for Life Trump the Big Brained needs the presidency just make his loan payments.

  133. 133.

    trnc

    September 28, 2020 at 9:27 am

    @John S.: It will be interesting to see if “but his taxes” becomes the “but her emails” of 2020, or if the media finds some way to artificially “balance” their coverage.

    Nope. DT’s taxes have been a story one way or another since 2015, including a couple of big stories along the way. They got enough coverage to say they weren’t completely ignored, but the media sure as hell didn’t blow it up into a thing like they did the risotto recipes.

  134. 134.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 28, 2020 at 9:28 am

    @Betty Cracker: I don’t think it’s necessarily exile from the warmth of Trump’s regard. Maybe several millipedes’ worth of shoes are about to drop on the campaign front.

    Considering how stupid and shortsighted everyone around Trump is, it could be Parscale was borrowing money on the expectation that he would be grifting Trump threw the election, that didn’t happen and now the payments are due. Pascale’s Wager if you will.

  135. 135.

    a thousand flouncing lurkers was fidelio

    September 28, 2020 at 9:34 am

    @rikyrah:  She’s ride or die.

  136. 136.

    Quinerly

    September 28, 2020 at 9:42 am

    @Amir Khalid: I am amazed at the twisting and turning they do. I have no Trumper friends/acquaintances in real life (new neighbors are but I haven’t gotten friendly enough for any interaction) I do run into an acquaintance of a FB friend on FB when that acquaintance disrupts my friend’s very few anti Trump/pro Biden posts. I have to believe the Trumper is truly nuts. He bellows how he was a member of the Communist Party in the 1960’s. He’s seen the “light.” He sees Trump as God like, Biden as senile and drooling. Oddly, though, he has been quiet for 2 days. Some would say don’t waste my time reading his posts on my friend’s page and the comments in local papers.  And I’m about done with this little 5 month quest. There’s no way to explain these people. It truly is a cult, imo. Mental illness. Brainwashing.

  137. 137.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    September 28, 2020 at 9:55 am

    @Kathleen: the Montreal Canadiens want nothing to do with his orange ass. Besides, they already have an orange mascot.

  138. 138.

    Anonymous At Work

    September 28, 2020 at 10:01 am

    Kinda curious why no one is making hay out of Trump’s larger payments to foreign nations than his own.

  139. 139.

    Barry

    September 28, 2020 at 10:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:   “Much ado about nothing. The Qataris have no interest in swaying US Middle East policy.”

    They paid a half-billion or so to the President’s son-in-law, who also hold several high governmental appointments.

    That is a very serious matter.

  140. 140.

    trnc

    September 28, 2020 at 10:22 am

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:

    Yeah, the DT tax topic in the Google top news stories page had something you rarely see – all bad headlines with no BS exoneration from Fox.

  141. 141.

    Fair Economist

    September 28, 2020 at 10:25 am

    @Baud:

    “The Republican claiming to be independent who we always go to for quotes says his support for Trump has not wavered.”

    Interview was short because he had to get back to his job on the local Republican campaign committee.

  142. 142.

    sdhays

    September 28, 2020 at 10:32 am

    @Princess: This is what I’m thinking too. I don’t think he’s as worried about being revealed to be broke than he is to be revealed as massive fraud. It’s virtually a given that he’s been laundering money from Russia – is that showing up on his taxes?

  143. 143.

    Chris Johnson

    September 28, 2020 at 10:34 am

    @debbie: Is that even a question

  144. 144.

    Ken

    September 28, 2020 at 10:37 am

    @Barry: They paid a half-billion or so to the President’s son-in-law, who also hold several high governmental appointments.

    I thought Jared was never given an actual government job with a salary and security clearance[*]? In retrospect that may have been to avoid conflict-of-interest and anti-bribery laws, although that probably attributes more forethought to this gang than they deserve.

    * One of the things I’d love to see happen would be for Biden to announce he was overriding protocols to get his son a security clearance.  Then after the howling to say “Oh, now that’s an issue?”  Of course it will never happen since Biden isn’t a, what is our preferred phrase, corrupt orange conman shitpile Russian stooge.

  145. 145.

    Chris Johnson

    September 28, 2020 at 10:47 am

    @lowtechcyclist: I can see a reason for the NYT to be both compromised AND doing this. It’s the same reason that the Russians are not trying to actually flip votes, but are trying to manipulate people’s opinions on a massive scale with things like QAnon.

    They can still be serving Russia while also throwing Trump under the bus, because Russia does not want strong American parties, even if they are the Republicans. I can’t underscore that enough. Trump has been a fall guy from the word go, put in BECAUSE he was a complete asshole and useless and deeply compromised. He’s not expected to win, he’s there to fail and smash everything.

    The purpose of the NYT throwing him under the bus is as follows: if they can’t get an actual Trump victory, and they can’t get a ‘court throws it to Trump’ because the margin could well be too great, then the correct Russian move would be to present the appearance of a total blatant leftwing coup on a scale beyond belief. The correct move is to SABOTAGE Trump directly at the last minute and go for a Dem landslide on an unprecedented scale.

    That’d help us, to an extent, but the real purpose is to take all the QAnons and the Trumpist Republicans and drive them totally insane, because they were always meant to be domestic terrorists from the start. Having them run the government wasn’t intentional. They were meant to be enemies from within. Now there’s more of them, more entrenched, so the whole point is to make them wage war on us as we try to rebuild.

    As such, the NYT can be pulling a heel turn and attacking Trump, but still be serving the same interests. The idea is to make the Biden victory look like North Korea shit, while claiming it is completely fake, and run with that. Not a great plan but that’s what it is, I think.

  146. 146.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 28, 2020 at 11:21 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:  I don’t want to be a jerk about it, but…is there some reason why your posts consistently misspell “through” as “threw”? Many here have had their struggles with Otto Korrekt, but I haven’t seen this particular hiccup from anyone but you.

  147. 147.

    NotMax

    September 28, 2020 at 11:30 am

    @Baud

    Where there’s a will there’s an oy vey.

    Also too.

    :)

  148. 148.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    September 28, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    @RandomMonster:

    I hope Biden just keeps using “failed “, “failure” over and over.

    THIS!

     

  149. 149.

    J R in WV

    September 28, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    @MJS:

    Yes, I suggest all sympathy for Mr. Parscale be held until we find out if his hospitalization is due to genuine need, or he’s attempting to evade the consequences for criminal activity.

    Unable to stand trial by reason of mental defect and instability!?!! That will be the Donald’s plea also.

  150. 150.

    way2blue

    September 28, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    I’m bracing for whatever new distraction Trump is cooking up—to get this tax news & analysis off the front page.  Something more than goading Biden about a urine test I think.  But.  According to Mike Madrid of The Lincoln Project, non college, white male support for Trump is weakening in the Mid West & Rust Belt.  Something to watch for…  Plus.  Paul Krugman is wishfully speculating that a few senior citizens of your great state might be appalled enough about the tax cheat to switch their votes.  That would be epic.

  151. 151.

    J R in WV

    September 28, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    @trnc:

    but the media sure as hell didn’t blow it [the taxes] up into a thing like they did the risotto recipes.

    Now wait just a daggone moment here…

    Anyone who cooks knows that a really good risotto recipe is virtually priceless~!!!~   ;~)

  152. 152.

    StringOnAStick

    September 28, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Usually I can’t tolerate watching these debates, but I’ll be watching tomorrow night.  I think history will be made, I’m just not sure how but I do hope Joe has enough physicality in his background to block an i crazy/angry punch from the desiccated orange.  It’s going to be hard for FOX to spin something that insane.  The Koolaide drinkers will go with “Biden deserved it, calling our Mighty Leader a tax cheat”; everyone else will be repulsed.

  153. 153.

    'Niques

    September 28, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    @sdhays: I think broke is far more important to trump … if you’ve ever known a wealthy person, fraud is a badge of honor, while poor is unforgivable.

  154. 154.

    Warblewarble

    September 28, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    Has Parscale been having Novichok  Nightmares> Asking for a friend>

  155. 155.

    brantl

    September 28, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Biden should hold out $750 dollars, cash to Stump, and say “Here, I’ll pay this years taxes for you Donny, but make sure you declare it next year, I’m claiming it as a charitable donation to a down-and-outer.”; I’m pretty sure Donny’s aneurism would stream blood out of his ears.

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