Good thing for him the Oval Office Occupant is on the Gold tier of the public dole…
President Trump has a fever, per a source; and is fatigued and taking an experimental antibody cocktail, per a letter from his physician.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 2, 2020
I don’t want him to die (at least not until November 3rd), but the Goddess of Consequences knows he’s earned whatever he’s due to endure.
Also, it looks like the “President’s” physician doesn’t run his own twitter account:
I know we've all become inured to this stuff, but sentiments like these would be much more reassuring from someone who knew how to spell the basic concepts involved. "Asymptotic" is a math term, not virology, and "comorbities" doesn't mean anything. https://t.co/G7hs05bCpm
— David Roberts (@drvox) October 2, 2020
— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) October 2, 2020
I don’t want the President to get seriously ill because it’s dangerously destabilizing for the country. I aspire to wishing him good health, despite him being historically destructive and evil, but truthfully I struggle with it.
— DebatHat (@Popehat) October 2, 2020
President Woodrow Wilson was afflicted by a massive stroke at the White House 101 years ago today: pic.twitter.com/p7jCZVTOSx
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) October 2, 2020
“I don’t wear masks like him," Trump said of Biden during the debate. “Every time you see him, he’s got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away from me, and he shows up with the biggest mask I’ve ever seen” https://t.co/Ea0JU36RLm
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) October 2, 2020
Trump has tested positive for covid, and now is a good time to practice what I learned as a adult. If you can’t say anything nice, write it down so you don’t forget and tell it to a friend you trust and laugh your ass off.
— John Cole (@Johngcole) October 2, 2020
this is a real dogma-who-finally-caught-the-karma situation
— Matt Haughey ?? (@mathowie) October 2, 2020
this is like pinochet falling out of a helicopter
— kilgore trout, $750 (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 2, 2020
Looks like science voted early.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) October 2, 2020
October surprise writers studied Chekhov.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 2, 2020
i would recommend psalm 109:8 https://t.co/VfRBe5BoDU
— reverend s. pumpkins (@Theophite) October 2, 2020
“Let his days be few, and let another take his office.”
This is one of those crowd-pleasing plot twists you could see coming a mile away, but I’m glad the writers went through with it.
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) October 2, 2020
JUST IN: Putin says that Trump's innate stamina, high spirits and optimism will help him overcome coronavirus
— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) October 2, 2020
The good news is this going to be your most liked tweet of all time. https://t.co/4lEXbDcGBG
— Joe Stapleton (@Stapes) October 2, 2020
It is what it is. pic.twitter.com/xfyZLraLz4
— Brian King (@bkbkbk) October 2, 2020
Trump: “I wish I didn’t have to do the next debate” pic.twitter.com/pNDGb6v4vM
— Immaculate Homosexual ?️?? (@SJGrunewald) October 2, 2020
at this rate, we're going to have to break into the strategic thoughts and prayers reserve before the end of the day.
— GETFUCKINGMADABOUTITmachine (@golikehellmachi) October 2, 2020