Sorry, DougJ. I sent Biden the insta-$5 from the tweet and ordered the flyswatter. I’m done for tonight. I need to check the bank balance again before I click on your damn addictive thermometers!!
ETA: Last time I looked at Quicken we’d spent all of our stimulus money and then some on candidates opposing Trump and Trumpism. My goal is to match it 1:1 with our own $$.
9.
batguano
I encountered a small line of cars this evening; we were returning absentee ballots to the board of elections in Cleveland. The state started mailing out ballots yesterday. I received and returned my ballot today, not taking any chances.
Ooh, thanks for the tip! Restored can wait until later. Tudor revival anyway, meh.
17.
West of the Rockies
Just saw the vid Trump released today. Looks like he uses Minwax as a bronzer. Is tomorrow the day he crashes from a viral resurgence or the Dexy and steroids wearing off?
18.
Mike in NC
Just saw the video of Pence and the fly. He should always be hooked up to instruments to monitor his vital signs.
So, you’re the fly from the vice-presidential debate.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You were on Mike Pence’s head. From what I can gather of your age, you spent — that’s — that’s like if I were to spend a month on Mike Pence’s head. Maybe even longer. How long were those minutes for you?
@TS (the original): Important to remember that the for the fly, the time spent on Pence’s head was in fly years. What sacrifice. The horror of it makes me shudder. Oh, the Dipteranity!
22.
frosty
@TS (the original): That was a great interview with the fly. And a great punchline!
@Geoduck: Multiple Twitter accounts claiming to belong to the fly. Which one will get the blue check mark? Which one is a Biden/Harris operative? Which one is a Russian operative? And the most critical question of all: how do we ensure that henceforth, the only important courtiers for Trump and Pence are the fly’s kindred?
25.
the pollyanna from hell
Drumpf lost the favor of the gods when he caught covid. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
The gods exposed his madness in the first debate. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
Pence lost the favor of the gods when fly and pinkeye descended upon him. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
D Gardner
$50 in the pot. Thanks for the motivation via frequent fundraising posts!
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
Kropacetic
It begins…
Calouste
The Guardian went with “pretty fly for a white guy”.
divF
$100. Impulse shopping on the web is not always bad.
randy khan
@Calouste:
That. is. awesome.
Steeplejack
Sugar Black, “Fly Like an Eagle.”
frosty
Sorry, DougJ. I sent Biden the insta-$5 from the tweet and ordered the flyswatter. I’m done for tonight. I need to check the bank balance again before I click on your damn addictive thermometers!!
ETA: Last time I looked at Quicken we’d spent all of our stimulus money and then some on candidates opposing Trump and Trumpism. My goal is to match it 1:1 with our own $$.
batguano
I encountered a small line of cars this evening; we were returning absentee ballots to the board of elections in Cleveland. The state started mailing out ballots yesterday. I received and returned my ballot today, not taking any chances.
Mo Salad
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1314031750599897088?s=09
jl
Looks like that fly choosing a fitting landing pad is this debate’s contribution to US political history.
Which fly was that? Never heard of it before. Doing great work, more and more people are talking about it.
Wyatt Salamanca
CNN Instant Poll Results of Who Won
Harris 59%
Pence 38%
Anya
I want this debate to have better ratings than the Biden/Trump ‘debate’. That would kill the apprentice guy.
Mary G
Out of money for the moment, but doing phonebanking tomorrow, even though I hate it.
Mike in NC
Well I just switched over to MSNBC where Steve Schmidt is about to unload.
Steeplejack
@Mike in NC:
Ooh, thanks for the tip! Restored can wait until later. Tudor revival anyway, meh.
West of the Rockies
Just saw the vid Trump released today. Looks like he uses Minwax as a bronzer. Is tomorrow the day he crashes from a viral resurgence or the Dexy and steroids wearing off?
Mike in NC
Just saw the video of Pence and the fly. He should always be hooked up to instruments to monitor his vital signs.
TS (the original)
An exclusive interview with the fly – Alexandra Petri
So, you’re the fly from the vice-presidential debate.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You were on Mike Pence’s head. From what I can gather of your age, you spent — that’s — that’s like if I were to spend a month on Mike Pence’s head. Maybe even longer. How long were those minutes for you?
BZZZZZZZZ
And on it goes ……
Mary G
jl
@TS (the original): Important to remember that the for the fly, the time spent on Pence’s head was in fly years. What sacrifice. The horror of it makes me shudder. Oh, the Dipteranity!
frosty
@TS (the original): That was a great interview with the fly. And a great punchline!
Geoduck
@TS (the original):
The fly also has his own Twitter feed.
Bruce K
@Geoduck: Multiple Twitter accounts claiming to belong to the fly. Which one will get the blue check mark? Which one is a Biden/Harris operative? Which one is a Russian operative? And the most critical question of all: how do we ensure that henceforth, the only important courtiers for Trump and Pence are the fly’s kindred?
the pollyanna from hell
Drumpf lost the favor of the gods when he caught covid. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
The gods exposed his madness in the first debate. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
Pence lost the favor of the gods when fly and pinkeye descended upon him. The people noticed, and the polls moved against him.
randy
TS (the original)
@frosty:
It wasn’t the best I have read from Ms Petri, but so very well timed & suitable for the moment. Much truth in comedy.
TS (the original)
@Geoduck:
My gosh, that twitter handle could be read in a couple of ways! I guess that was the plan.
Aziz, light!
Alexandra Petri’s previous column is one for the ages. Masterful work.
Just One More Canuck
@Geoduck: the mask is a nice touch
WaterGirl
@the pollyanna from hell: So good!