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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2020 / Presidential Debate Open Thread

Presidential Debate Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  October 22, 20208:49 pm| 356 Comments

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The Guardian liveblog here.

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— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) October 23, 2020

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  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 8:52 pm

    I knew we could count on you Anne Laurie.

  2. 2.

    Benw

    October 22, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    Only 10 minutes until the critical undecided voters dig into the issues by tuning into Fox News to watch the candidates tangle with America’s Truth Troops!

  3. 3.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    Okay, I’m ready—full of trepidation but ready. I just finished dinner, and before that I went out to get some provisions and replenish the strategic alcohol reserve.

    Deep breaths.

  4. 4.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I got a 14 year Scotch – I’m ready to go.

  5. 5.

    John Cole

    October 22, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I can not do it.

  6. 6.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    Gosh, I hope we can keep the banter about potato-flavored sodium going up here!

  7. 7.

    Geoboy

    October 22, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Is it true that Ozzie Osbourne has been teaching Donald Trump to bite the head off a bat?

  8. 8.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    OK, who had mooning the moderator before the first question on the Bingo card?

  9. 9.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    @John Cole:

    Good, no drinking for you.

    Grab a kumbucha or a glass of yoghurt

  10. 10.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 22, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    @John Cole: Me neither.

  11. 11.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    @Geoboy: That’d be really cruel: the bat could get rabies.

  12. 12.

    narya

    October 22, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    @John Cole: I’mm with you. Can. Not.

  13. 13.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    my two velociraptors are here as well – we are ready (after they fucking knocked some plants and making a huge mess in the kitchen)

  14. 14.

    piratedan

    October 22, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    wonder if Biden will ask Trump to explain the extraordinary series of events that took place to illustrate his crimes against the nation…. that would be fun.

  15. 15.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    I think there is a good chance that Trump has an apocalyptic meltdown tonight.

    And I hope that if when Trump brings up Hunter Biden, Joe Biden unloads on Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric and zeroes in on Trump’s Chinese bank account.

    Those are my goals for tonight.

    Kristen Welker is meh. I hope she does a good job, but I’m not holding my breath.

  16. 16.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Doctor and joe biden?

  17. 17.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    @John Cole:

    I got ya.

    I got beer and a bowl.

  18. 18.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    Cole:

    If I were Biden I would answer every question in 30 seconds and just cede my time to let the crazy man babble

    That’s ridiculous: he’ll already be babbling before Biden starts to answer.

  19. 19.

    Keith P.

    October 22, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    I’m watching the Rudy-Borat bit right now  in lieu of the debate.

     

    EDIT: First LOL part is SBC whispering to Rudy while he’s being interviewed by the daughter – “If I were you, I’d stick to marrying your cousins”

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    So far so good.

  21. 21.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I had a beer earlier but switched to seltzer.

  22. 22.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I refuse to waste good weed on trump. Besides, there isnt enough in the world to make him tolerable =-)

  23. 23.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Is the motherfucking “First Family” wearing their masks?

  24. 24.

    RaflW

    October 22, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    As we head into the debate (which I will absorb via twitter and BJ, not by watching), I see this

    @aravosis
    The ten states with the highest per capita number of Covid cases all voted for Trump, and 9 out of 10 have GOP governors.

    And I think about how, early in the pandemic, it was of course the international gateway cities, and the coastal ones at that, which bore the brunt of early Covid. The hinterlands were months away from the hard part.
    The autumn surge is under way, but at the same time that people in most every state are now voting. How that plays out (or if it matters, given the other issues) will be one for the political scientists to digest, I guess. Some day.

  25. 25.

    rikyrah

    October 22, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    @John Cole: 
    Tell it ?

  26. 26.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Take a moment to pity whoever is in charge of deciding on Trump’s medication dosages for tonight.

  27. 27.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: What, the bat is still alive?

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    October 22, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Suburban Cook County Early Voting Numbers

    131,000 since Monday

  29. 29.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    is anyone else watching c-span?  nothing happening, except a weird sound.

  30. 30.

    Ohio Mom

    October 22, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    The suspense is killing me. What is happening backstage, they should be on stage by now.

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Noted liar Mark Meadows said that they would be.

  32. 32.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Okay, I can see Michael Steele’s point (on MSNBC): hit Trump once on the Hunter Biden issue and then let it go; don’t get bogged down. But I want that one hit to be a K.O.

    I’ll be going over to the plain feed on C-SPAN once the actual debate begins.

  33. 33.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    @Ohio Mom: The staff needed to adjust Trump’s shock collar. Needed to be let out three sizes to make it around his neck.

  34. 34.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:03 pm

    Judd Legum
    @JuddLegum
    ·13m
    3. In texts and emails released to the WSJ, Bobulinski acknowledges he was planning to do business with Hunter Biden but the entire deal fell through in the Summer of 2017.
    Bobulinski never did any business with Hunter Biden.

    And the big WSJ story is…an editorial.

  35. 35.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @MomSense:

    I’m looking at rum and tonic tonight, with a big shmitz of lime.

  36. 36.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @
    West of the Cascades

    Debate commission announced a ruling that anyone found or seen in the room’s audience without a mask will be immediately ejected.

  37. 37.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    I can’t actually listen to Trump. Not even for the car crash effect. So I’ll follow a live blog or two and see what jackals have to say.

  38. 38.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @WaterGirl: I am watching CSpan.

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @different-church-lady: No one was on stage.

  40. 40.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    nothing happening, except a weird sound.

    Trump is already whining his head off?

  41. 41.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    It has begun!

  42. 42.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    why is Joe “Joe Biden” and Trump is “President Donald J. Trump”?

  43. 43.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    @Kay:

    He just wanted an invite to the debate.

  44. 44.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    The weed is for you and this collection of misfit toys.

  45. 45.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @NotMax: Nice!

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Observation the first:

    Set designers bought up every bit of blue in Nashville.

  47. 47.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @Baud:

    Kid Rock is there. After all.

  48. 48.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Okay, this is what I don’t like about Kristen Welker. She always comes across as a little too pleased with herself. Possibly my personal bias, but I’ve watched her White House reports for a long time.

  49. 49.

    HeleninEire

    October 22, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    @John Cole: That’s cuz you stopped drinking. I’ve got me a bottle of white.

  50. 50.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Good start so far, I like the energy she is bringing.

  51. 51.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    I have no stomach to watch the orange ??

  52. 52.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    The wife has decided to watch it. So I guess I’m getting exposed.

    Oh Lord. I count 5 lies in the first 30 seconds.

  53. 53.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Trump got new hair made.

  54. 54.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @Steeplejack: Given the stunt they’re going to pull with this former Navy lieutenant that Breitbart and Fox News surfaced yesterday and who is now the President’s personal guest at the debate tonight.

  55. 55.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @West of the Cascades:

    Melania was, at least when she sat down. I didn’t see any of the others.

  56. 56.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    “China virus”. That didn’t take long.

  57. 57.

    Trollhattan

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @dmsilev:

    How hard is “Last time X4?”

  58. 58.

    zhena gogolia

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @John Cole:

    Me either.

  59. 59.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    He is just fucking lying.  Arrrggghh!

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    COVID spikes in FL , TX and AZ are all gone?

  61. 61.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Enjoy.

  62. 62.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    “Tonight’s debate rules have been altered slightly. After the first interruption, the offending party will have his microphone muted. After a second interruption, the offending party will have a My Pillow placed across his face…”

  63. 63.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    They’ve convinced Trump to tame himself.

  64. 64.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    I see that Trump is lying. No surprise.

  65. 65.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    That’s all he’s got.

  66. 66.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    Sweet mother of idiocy the man is simply unbelievably galling.

  67. 67.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    @Baud: How long will that last?

  68. 68.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    @Ohio Mom: They had to give him thorazine.

  69. 69.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’m getting the live feed now on C-SPAN.

  70. 70.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    @Baud:

    It lasted 2 minutes.  He’s getting excited.

  71. 71.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    He’s gonna distribute the vaccine in weeks! Wowzers! And he saved 2 million lives! And everybody in the world congratulated him on having the best response!

    His mouth isn’t open while Joe is speaking! They got the dosage right! Am I using too many exclamation points!

  72. 72.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    So that’s a lot of words without actually answering the question. Shocking, I know.

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    we’re rounding the corner, it’s going away. ????

  74. 74.

    L85NJGT

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    I see Trump went with Nuclear Sunrise for the spray-on tan color.

  75. 75.

    Keith P.

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    According to Trump, the COVID spikes in Texas and Florida are “gone”.

  76. 76.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    Holy shit, it’s absolutely a fuckton of lying.

  77. 77.

    James E Powell

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’m comfortable with our guy being Joe Biden.

  78. 78.

    CaseyL

    October 22, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    The Guardian blogger says they’ll be doing fact checks during the debate.  Their poor little fingers will fall off if they try to keep up with Trump’s lies.

  79. 79.

    Sebastian

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    @cain:

     

    DUDE!

    Never a Kombucha for a recovering alcoholic!!

  80. 80.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    “it’s going away” … just fucking stupid.

  81. 81.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Biden: another 200k dead expected by the end of the year.  And the Pres has no comprehensive plan.

  82. 82.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Boom!  Joe brings it.

  83. 83.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Lies. Lies. More lies. And he still hasn’t answered the question. “It’s going away.”

  84. 84.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    @cain: Milwaukee Beast Ice for me. I’m a tightwad tonight who is out of Boodles Gin.

  85. 85.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Biden actually gives an answer to the question that Trump dodged. Again, I know you’re all shocked.

  86. 86.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    @Steeplejack: Me, too, C-SPAN is fine for me now.

  87. 87.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: She’ll be coming ’round the mountain….

  88. 88.

    RandomMonster

    October 22, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    Damn Biden was strong out of the gate.

  89. 89.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Joe sounds really goooood.

    EDIT: GENERALS! DRINK!

  90. 90.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    He’s been sedated.

  91. 91.

    mad citizen

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    I didn’t really hear a plan for covid from Joe.  Though may have missed it ‘ cause reading the blog.  Heard him say wear masks.  Not that this event matters.

    Like how it’s turning on trump’s actions and bs though

  92. 92.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: we could be friends. ?

  93. 93.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    @Sebastian:

    doh, okay sorry – how about a yoghurt drink instead?

  94. 94.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    @Quinerly: Milwaukee Beast Ice for me.

    Dear god.

  95. 95.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    Is trump slurring his words?

  96. 96.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Cole is flaunting his bidet again.

  97. 97.

    James E Powell

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    I’m watching Giants vs. Eagles. Just saw my first anti-Biden ad. It’s “if you’re for Trump, they you ain’t black” and the crime bill. Not sure that’s going to work.

  98. 98.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    For those not following at home… Trump:  Lies, lies, lies.

  99. 99.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Joe is doing well.

  100. 100.

    PsiFighter37

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    not bothering to turn the TV on. How do folks feel so far?

  101. 101.

    Spanky

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    I had a couple of Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Nuntuckets, but I’ve cut myself off. I can’t binge like I could when I was a younger, wilder man.

  102. 102.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Swine flu! Drink!

  103. 103.

    Jeffro

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    @NotMax: thank god

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    H1N1 was a total disaster.

  105. 105.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    (Sniff)

    Joe didn’t move quick enough to shut down the country

  106. 106.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Whiny rat bastard.

  107. 107.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    Fucking accordion hands and snorting

  108. 108.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    YOU ARE LYING MF. Behind you? what the fuck are you talking about? he’s not the goddam president!

  109. 109.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    @PsiFighter37:

    Trump is acting as close to normal as possible.  He’s lying but it’s not a shit show otherwise.

  110. 110.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm

    @Kay: Given that the WSJ’s editorial page is a bunch of right wing nuts, that they ran the debunking says something about how weak this chucklehead’s story was.

  111. 111.

    CaseyL

    October 22, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Sounds like Trump is reporting from the weird universe he inhabits.  Solipsistic little shit.

  112. 112.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @Baud: They are getting better with Trump’s drugs.

    P.S.  Joe is locked up in the basement, living in the basement.

  113. 113.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: What, on a Zoom call?

  114. 114.

    PsiFighter37

    October 22, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @Baud: Still got 75 minutes to go and embarrass himself. I hope part of Joe’s prep was to get under Donnie’s skin.

  115. 115.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 22, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @cain: See, that’s why I can’t actually watch Trump. I already had one heart attack.

  116. 116.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    What is this whole “the Army will distribute it” thing that Trump has been saying for a long time about the vaccine? It has Big Dictator Energy, but how would it actually work? And wouldn’t it possibly violate the “not deploying the armed forces on U.S. soil” thing? Possible essay question for later.

  117. 117.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Anyone who had “basement” on their drinking game card, my sincere sympathies.

  118. 118.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Oh, it’s not a debunking. It’s a ranty WSJ editorial. Apparently.

  119. 119.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Joe’s WTF moment! Dammmmm

  120. 120.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    99.9% of young people recover. we have to open schools and open the nation.

    Trump, of course.

  121. 121.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    700K dead!

  122. 122.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @Yutsano: ?

  123. 123.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Basement, drink!

    By the way the basement reference is a signal to the QAnon nutters who believe that children are being trafficked by Democrats in basements.

  124. 124.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Is he looking a bit more BROWN this evening? WTF is up with the makeup?

  125. 125.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Please don’t watch, we need you to keep writing books.

  126. 126.

    SFBayAreaGal

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    Stockyard Oatmeal Stout sitting next to me. I raise my bottle to all of my jackals that can tolerate this orange monster.

  127. 127.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    @cain: what moment?

  128. 128.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    We have two “Come ons!”

  129. 129.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    Oops. Sorry for the duplicate comment.

  130. 130.

    Eljai

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    I don’t think “taking responsibility” means what you think it does.

  131. 131.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    AWESOME reaction from Biden.

  132. 132.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    He’s babbling.

  133. 133.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    @Quinerly: I bet we could, only children and all =-

    Eta: I tried, even with Hal Sparks wisecracking and calling out the lies, I took one look at that orange pouty face, and nope, click, done.

  134. 134.

    Percysowner

    October 22, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    @John Cole: Me neither. I tried and the Orange One opened his mouth and I decided to follow it via live blogs. The Internet will post anything interesting and I am DVRing it, so I can watch later.

  135. 135.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    I’m pretty calm so far. Almost every word Trump says is a lie, including “and” and “the,” as the old joke goes, but I’ve heard it so many times before that apparently I’ve built up some resistance.

  136. 136.

    Mallard Filmore

    October 22, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    Gaahhh! Trump is whining that China didn’t do his job for him.

  137. 137.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    “dancing in the streets of china town?”

  138. 138.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    First “interrupt the moderator”. She’s doing a pretty good job so far keeping things under control.

  139. 139.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    @Suzanne: Which color is Trump wearing?

    Presidential Debate Open Thread

  140. 140.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Trump is drugged. More so than usual.

  141. 141.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Is this thread slow to reload for anyone else? Really lagging for me.

  142. 142.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    Joe is laughing at him. That’s great.

  143. 143.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    @SFBayAreaGal: He is much darker than orange this evening.

  144. 144.

    catclub

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    @RaflW: The hinterlands were months away from the hard part.

     

    and a real federal response and mask mandate could have stopped it from getting to them .

  145. 145.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    @Steeplejack: Yes.

  146. 146.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    @Suzanne: brownish red on my screen. maybe an extra helping of clay? Avalune and I agree with you: wtf is up with his face?

  147. 147.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    HOLY SHIT!  The orange pile of shit was just all “I was kidding about injecting bleach.”

    ??????????

    Ok, done with this.

  148. 148.

    James E Powell

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Trump’s performance actually doesn’t matter much.

    Our guy just has to look & talk like a president.

  149. 149.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:19 pm

    Trump remembered he has a son.

  150. 150.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Cuomo is apparently the named governor Trump can remember.

  151. 151.

    zhena gogolia

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    “I take full responsibility. It’s China’s fault.”

  152. 152.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Trump is being a lot more sedate this time than the first debate.. but he’s still a fucking liar.

  153. 153.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @Steeplejack: Agreed. He’s lying and it’s obvious that he’s lying. Take it to him, Joe!!

  154. 154.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    HOLY SHIT!  The orange pile of shit was just all “I was kidding about injecting bleach.”

    ??????????

    Ok, done with this.

  155. 155.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: maybe it’s fascism? maybe it’s Maybellene?

    Edit: but color wise, he’s third from the left. Red C*something (I can’t read it, but that’s his color)

  156. 156.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    “What do you say to parents worried about the safety of schools?”

    “Fuck them”

  157. 157.

    zhena gogolia

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Yes.

  158. 158.

    Sebastian

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @RaflW:

    I’ve been convinced for a while that Trump doing his adulation tour across red states is seeding COVID amongst his base. Anti-mask behavior and the timing, several weeks before the election, could lead to a worst case scenario for him where his voters, propagandized to not vote by mail, will be too sick to vote come election day.

  159. 159.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Suzanne:

    My kid said the same thing – is he wearing brown face

  160. 160.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Walk and chew gum at the same time.

  161. 161.

    catclub

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Mallard Filmore: ! Trump is whining that China didn’t do his job for him.

     

    “Suppose China DID send it here on purpose as an act of war. Why was your response to it still so bad?”

  162. 162.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Everything is always “something that they’ve never seen before”

  163. 163.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    Is DT actually campaigning for Joe now, listing all the suicides and drug use?

  164. 164.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Steeplejack: It’s definitely laggy for me.

    Welker is actually doing good.

  165. 165.

    L85NJGT

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    idk – we should all die for dear leader is a pretty persuasive argument.

  166. 166.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Spanky: the Pepperidge Farm Coconut Cake brings back fond memories.

  167. 167.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Yutsano: The generals can’t do anything about this in regards to logistics. Unless the Johnson and Johnson vaccine is successful, and right now its trial is suspended because there was an adverse event, the capacity to distribute any of the other leading potential vaccines from Moderna and Astra Zeneca require a delivery and storage system that doesn’t exist. The only one that wouldn’t require it is Johnson and Johnson because it is the only one not based on a new technology/delivery method. The DOD can’t solve that problem any time soon because the military doesn’t have the refrigerated vehicles or storage that would be required. It simply does not exist.

  168. 168.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @L85NJGT: This shade is called “Locked In A Tanning Bed In A Horror Movie”

  169. 169.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Joe gives specific guidelines on how to reopen. Trump says “he wants to shut down everything forever”.

    Repeat.

    Repeat.

    Repeat.

    Also, teachers don’t have to worry, hardly anyone of them will die from exposure to the kids.

  170. 170.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Boizhe Moi!

  171. 171.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Putting plexiglass that is unbelievably expensive? WTF?

  172. 172.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @Steeplejack

    Career military bigwigs have already disavowed that entire thing as non-existent, unfeasible and a fantasy.

  173. 173.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @MomSense: It’s the downers.

  174. 174.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    @MomSense: Smeared his own poop on his face?

  175. 175.

    Anotherlurker

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    I tried to watch. I really did. I can’t do it.

    Thanks to all who have a stronger stomach than me, who can actually listen to trump’s lies.

  176. 176.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Joe is outright mocking him!

    EDIT: “No blue states, no red states, just the United States!”

    Dolt45 is all over the place.

  177. 177.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Ghost Town!

  178. 178.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’m tough. Although, this could be tough. I had “plexiglass” on my bingo drinking card. ?

  179. 179.

    L85NJGT

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Trump’s starting to melt again.

  180. 180.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    @Leto:

    Ha!  Now I’m humming that jingle.

  181. 181.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @cain: It’s a lot cheaper if you stiff the contractors.

  182. 182.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @Steeplejack: See my comment at #167.

  183. 183.

    Cameron

    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @West of the Cascades: Would a motherfucking First Family be a genetic Moebius Strip?

  184. 184.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    The media will give Trump kudos for not interrupting like in the first debate.

  185. 185.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @Kay: Ahhh, that was not clear.

  186. 186.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @different-church-lady: His Twitter.

  187. 187.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @cain: They’re all over plexiglass and acrylic, now they’re on to polycarbonate, tempered glass, and decorative resin.

    i should note that none of that barrier shit works. At all. There is zero evidence, as we do not breathe like Drogon.

  188. 188.

    mad citizen

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Anotherlurker:  Same here. Switched over to last episode of The Vow. A different cult show. My wife watches it closer than me.

  189. 189.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @trnc:

    One of the things Trump supporters do to distract from covid is to tell you how suicide and drug abuse spiked as a result of the stay at homes. A “normie” thinks “right- problems with covid” but they think it’s an indictment of liberals. They are to the point where they speak in a kind of code. You have to know the whole narrative or you’re lost.

  190. 190.

    Ken

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Suzanne: He is much darker than orange this evening.

    Not watching. Are we talking dark as McConnell’s hands?

  191. 191.

    SFBayAreaGal

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Suzanne: Is he anywhere in the Orange range? ?

  192. 192.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Okay, Welker has dialed it down a bit, so I’m okay with her now. As if anyone cares.

    Is Trump getting more screen time than Biden now? Or is it just that Biden is letting him blow?

  193. 193.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    “Not blue or red states, but United States.”

    BOOM!!

  194. 194.

    guachi

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Biden should have said that he understands why Trump is so upset with China’s response to the coronavirus considering Trump pays more in taxes to China than America.

  195. 195.

    MomSense

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Fucking accordion hands

  196. 196.

    Ohio Mom

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    It will be a surprise to NYC that Trump has so much affection for them.

  197. 197.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    OK, enough. Can’t take it. At least not with the visuals. Moving to the next room, listening with one ear.

  198. 198.

    khead

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @cain:

    You can tell Trump has been coached to NOT BLOW A GASKET.  But you can also see he’s TRYING REALLY HARD not to blow that gasket.

  199. 199.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I’m sure this is the first time any of the “generals” have heard this plan. I’m sure LTG Williams, director DLA, is like, “Wait, wut???”

  200. 200.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Suzanne

    Blood (on my hands) orange.

  201. 201.

    raven

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Anotherlurker: It’s not near as much fun without numbnuts screaming.

  202. 202.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Suzanne: We’re almost two months from Thanksgiving so he’s transitioned to the roast turkey from jack o lantern.

  203. 203.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    I think my neighbor will be knocking on my door soon. I lost my mind at his “I think he’s a Democrat.”

  204. 204.

    Danielx

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    And we used to call Dubya whistle ass….

  205. 205.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Now boasting about how corrupt he could be if only he wanted to.

  206. 206.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Oh, he could raise gazillions with a few phone calls. He’s just too honorable to do it.

  207. 207.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @MomSense:

    ?

  208. 208.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Had that conversation with a coworker today. He said ” If Biden wins, hes going to shut the country down”  I asked him to please A: stop watching Fox. B: check your sources. C: Show me where he said that.

    Pointless conversation, I know, but wtf.

  209. 209.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    @khead: it’s coming. He’s talking about money.

  210. 210.

    MobiusKlein

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Does Trump always get to have the final word on a topic?

  211. 211.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    WTF was the Wall Street thing about?  Fucking nuts.  Jebus.

  212. 212.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Welker gave Trump too much time on that “taking Wall Street money” rebuttal. And Biden should have been given a brief opportunity to rebunk.

  213. 213.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Fundraising? YER BROKE DUDE!

  214. 214.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    WaPo live fact checker:

    Pelosi did not ‘dance’ in San Francisco

    ????

  215. 215.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    @dmsilev:  lol

  216. 216.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @khead: he had a mini outburst right there with, “I can raise so much more money”…

    *insert “Sure, Jan” gif

  217. 217.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Kay: I somehow missed that, even being fairly tuned into right wing crap. So once again, awesome for his base while everyone else scratches their heads.

  218. 218.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @raven:

    It’s not near as much fun without numbnuts screaming. 

    Calm is worse because we all know what a ranty, orange shitpile he is.

  219. 219.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Baud: Doesn’t he have 3 of them?

  220. 220.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Trump is sensitive about the fact that he’s stolen so much money from his campaign that they’re not able to run ads.

  221. 221.

    Keith P.

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Interesting strategy by Trump to take time during the debate that if he wanted to, he could call up a bunch of major Wall Street companies and beat all of Biden’s fundraising records.

  222. 222.

    Cameron

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @dmsilev: All of them, Katie!

  223. 223.

    Ken

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Cameron: You may be thinking of the classic Heinlein story “All You Zombies“.

  224. 224.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @MomSense: If we had two more debates, the way he’s darkening the shade of his makeup, he could be running for reelection as America’s second black president.

  225. 225.

    Inventor

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Shut the fuck up, Donny!

    You’re out of your element!

  226. 226.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    this mess is supposed to last an hour and a half ?

  227. 227.

    RSA

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Kay:

    One of the things Trump supporters do to distract from covid is to tell you how suicide and drug abuse spiked as a result of the stay at homes.

    … which, concerning suicides, as you may have seen, is a bogus claim, according to the data we have so far.

  228. 228.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @MomSense:

    Trump is coming across unusually lucid (for him). Aside from the actual content of his words, of course.

  229. 229.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    Rudy!

  230. 230.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: Yeah, it’s definitely better when I can only hear (but not see) Trump. Biden sounds presidential, Trump not so much. “His buddy Rudy Giuliani” ought to get a rise out of the Orange One.

  231. 231.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Bounties and destabilizing NATO.  Boom and boom.

  232. 232.

    Ivan X

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    I thought that maybe if I read the commentary here I might be able to take it, but even that is too much for me. Maybe because I could only be comforted by news of Hindenburg-like performance by Trump and Babe Ruth-like performance from Biden.

  233. 233.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Ken: Not as dark as Mitch’s hand, but definitely dark. Dark. It looks weird.

  234. 234.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @Steeplejack: Joe did manage to say “average $43 donation.”

  235. 235.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Anybody on the internet getting out color swatches so we know what to call it?

    Just saw the exchange about Big Money Biden. Too bad Biden is too senile get out coherent on-point, concise responses to Trump’s BS.

    If keeps going like this, the corporate news pundits will talk about the incoherence gap. Good news for Trump?

  236. 236.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    Trump is being very polite and well behaved.  As soon as I typed that, Trump got kind of snippy and now he’s on to hunter biden.

  237. 237.

    L85NJGT

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    When he’s not speaking, Trump presents terribly in the side-by-side. Shitty, not interested body language, interrupted by frequent head tics and a perma-frown.

  238. 238.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    “I never got any money from Russia”. Um????? Paging Eric “we have all the money we need from Russia” Trump.

  239. 239.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    @MomSense: people think he’s going to Russia, but everyone will be surprised to find him on a corner in Paris, upturned hat and grinder monkey beside him.

  240. 240.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    @jl: I think he’s definitely in the color range of what I posted at #139.

  241. 241.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Joe’s shocked face is kind of amusing – the whiplash is shared by all of us.

  242. 242.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Joe hits him with 911uliani!!

  243. 243.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    Emails!

  244. 244.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    JOE BIDEN EMAILS! DO NOT STOP DRINKING!

  245. 245.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    @Quinerly:

    My god, the horror.

    Speechless.

  246. 246.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    The email! The horrible emails!

  247. 247.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @Baud: Terrible emails!

  248. 248.

    Urza

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @WaterGirl: All of them Katie.  He’s wearing all of them.

  249. 249.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    This prevent defense fucking sucks.  Joe’s letting a lot of bullshit go that he could deal with in 10 seconds, e.g.: “unlike you, my tax returns are all public and everyone can see that everything you just said is a lie.”

  250. 250.

    Spanky

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @Suzanne:He is much darker than orange this evening.

    Dark enough to get deported?

  251. 251.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    There’s a pillow and sheet Biden scandal? Was that scandal broken at the beginning of the debate.

  252. 252.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    “Nobody has been tougher than me on Russia.”

    This word nobody you use, I do not think it means what you think it does. Also the word tougher.

  253. 253.

    khead

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    “I think you should comment on this fake story right now”

  254. 254.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Here we go – the hunter biden has come in.

  255. 255.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Did Trump just confess via accusation?

  256. 256.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    “Pillows and sheets!”

    “EMAILS!”

    Drink!!!!

  257. 257.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Biden: i released 22 years of tax returns.  What are you hiding?

  258. 258.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @trnc:

    I hear it a lot, to the point where I know exactly where they’re going.

    Someone nice asked me yesterday about the Hunter story and I actually took a breath to respond and then thought “I don’t have the energy to explain this”. So I asked her about her metal roof.

    Can’t be over soon enough.

  259. 259.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @L85NJGT: Burnt his face ironing it…

  260. 260.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: He just did all that.

  261. 261.

    Amir Khalid

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    I’m watching the NBC News livestream on YouTube.  It’s marvelous what knowing that someone can make him shut up does for Trump’s behaviour. But his responses to Welker’s questions are as estranged as ever from reality.

    Now he’s making bullshit excuses for his campaign’s lack of funds.

  262. 262.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Spanky: It’s blackface-adjacent.

  263. 263.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Like Joe just did??

  264. 264.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Please bring up the bounties, Joe!!

  265. 265.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Bobby Thomson:  He just did that.

    Just used a “sir”: drink 3!

  266. 266.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Tax prepayment!

  267. 267.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Tax returns still under audit. Still.

     

    Sir story!

  268. 268.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Bullshit on prepaying taxes!!!

  269. 269.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Joe just said that.

  270. 270.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @jl: someone please call the My Pillow Guy!

  271. 271.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): He did.

  272. 272.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    @Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant): He already has.

  273. 273.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    @jl: why, hello, person I’ve never seen below vomiting out Russian agitprop.  Go fuck yourself.

  274. 274.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    Good response by Joe about foreign money.

    DT: “My taxes are coming real soon.” Riiigght.

  275. 275.

    Immanentize

    October 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    @Baud: but forgot he had a brother.  A brother who died of Covid

  276. 276.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    I cannot watch the stupid liar who was installed by Putin with the help of misogynistic and xenophic bigots to the highest office in the nation. I tried and failed. Every time I watch him speak my brain cells die and my BP shoots up.

  277. 277.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @khead: Yes and yes.

  278. 278.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    The pivot! This is it!

    Next thing, Halperin, Matthews and Lauer will have a chat show at 8 pm to talk earnestly about “both sides”.

  279. 279.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    “The $750 was a filing fee, I think.”

    Yeah, pull the other one.

  280. 280.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    What the hell is he talking about with 3.5 million from Russia and “somebody gave a press conference tonight”? Is this new “dirt” from Giuliani?

  281. 281.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @Leto: before the night is over, my liver will be talking dirty to me.

  282. 282.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @West of the Cascades: finally.

  283. 283.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    how will we know motherfucker? How would we know if you haven’t released it, motherfucker?!

  284. 284.

    Gravenstone

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @Leto: Would Uday or Qusay be the grinder monkey?

  285. 285.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Recalibrate your snark meter.  jl has been here for years.

  286. 286.

    Danielx

    October 22, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    @Bobby Thomson:

    sarcasm, dude. Relax.

  287. 287.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    I started 30 minutes ago with a handle of whiskey. I have my local place on speed dial and they’re bringing more. Wish me luck.

  288. 288.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Who the fuck pre-pays taxes? What the fuck is he talking about?

  289. 289.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    “Millions and millions of dollars!” Just show us your damn returns! HIT HIM HARDER JOE!

  290. 290.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    WTF does Mueller have to do with anything?

  291. 291.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Trump wins the debate because he’s spinning conspiracy theories more calmly.

  292. 292.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    @Baud: The media was all in for BS after he won the Nevada caucuses but it didn’t work. Most people have had enough. Of this circus and they just want want it to be over

  293. 293.

    L85NJGT

    October 22, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Joe’s taking him to the woodshed.

  294. 294.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: make disengaged Americans react to those stories the way I think they should, Joe!

  295. 295.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    I’m getting a dissatisfied feeling that Trump is getting more air time. But maybe it’s that he’s just putting out such extreme, expansive bullshit and Biden somehow sounds “smaller” because he sticks to, uh, reality.

  296. 296.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Shit, I didn’t know that couple (edit: or maybe a lot more, come to think of it)  of grand I pay in fed income taxes was just a filing figure.

    But, it would really piss me off if The Big Man swiped it all for Amtrak passes. Is The Big Man Biden? Maybe! Some are saying….

  297. 297.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    @Leto: I’ve known LTG Williams since he was a one star. At that time he was Deputy Commanding General for Operations at US Army Europe and I was the Cultural Advisor to the Commanding General of US Army Europe. He is a very good general officer/flag officer.

  298. 298.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Fact Checker: Trump on injecting bleach

    You know how historians are going to try to explain this? They’re not. They’re just going to say none of it ever happened.

  299. 299.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    Bringing up impeachment.  Good.

  300. 300.

    Quinerly

    October 22, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    18 Angry Democrats!
    Biden has “houses all over the place.”

  301. 301.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @L85NJGT: Yup. Easier to do when DT is working against himself, but props nonetheless.

  302. 302.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @Gravenstone: I was thinking Tiffany, because of the recent blabber work she’s done, but I’ll say Eric.

  303. 303.

    Just One More Canuck

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @Suzanne: burnt ochre?

  304. 304.

    Baud

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    It seems like Welker is giving him a lot of time to respond.

  305. 305.

    Yutsano

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    WTF? He’s losing coherence!

  306. 306.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    You pay estimated taxes on prior year’s revenue quarterly, so you’re paying ahead. But the “filing fee” is nonsense.

  307. 307.

    Llelldorin

    October 22, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    Thanks to all of you who are watching this live. I haven’t had a drink in almost two years, and I was afraid that if I tried watching this directly my liver and pancreas wouldn’t see another dawn.

  308. 308.

    zhena gogolia

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    @Leto:

    Ooh, that sounds like too much.

  309. 309.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    MUTE HIM NOW! :D

  310. 310.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    “President Trump, why are you so corrupt?”

  311. 311.

    WaterGirl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    New debate thread.

  312. 312.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Think of it as more rope to hang himself with.

  313. 313.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    @trnc:

    True. That was a nice, succinct closing point.

  314. 314.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Trump decided to play the statesman at the 11th, wonders will never cease.

  315. 315.

    cain

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    that slight pause before 2013 he does his lie

  316. 316.

    Anne Laurie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    New post up top, for freshness!

  317. 317.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: He’s convinced that Biden has been given millions in donations, in exchange for promised favors if he’s elected president, from the major players on Wall Street. The President, his surrogates, and his supporters are so cocooned in their own sealed informational bubble that they’re just talking to themselves. And what they’re saying makes no sense to anyone else outside of the informational bubble.

  318. 318.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @WaterGirl: Two of them.

  319. 319.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    Joke or not, some of his cultists actually tried it.

  320. 320.

    Leto

    October 22, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: I believe it. I’m thinking about the phone calls he might be receiving: “Uhm, boss… the president is saying we’re delivering vaccines?”  Gen Williams: “I’m glad I’m a Wild Turkey man because this is going to be a loooong night…”

  321. 321.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: Yes. Burnt ochre, mixed with some Cadmium red.

  322. 322.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    @Baud:

    I’ll be interested to see the time stats after the debate.

  323. 323.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    @jl:

    It’s just a big lie. He’s using the fact that you pay estimated taxes to muddle the whole thing up and pretend there was or will be a larger payment later. I don’t think it will work though- the people who know what he’s talking about will also know he’s lying.

  324. 324.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    @WaterGirl

    Dang phone people, forcing everyone else to open up and track yet another tab.

    ;)

  325. 325.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    I see what the problem is now: Welker says we’re going to move on, but then Trump says, “I’ve got to respond to that,” and she lets him.

    Moving upstairs now, I guess.

  326. 326.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 22, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    Malarkey!

  327. 327.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    @cain:

    My husband says he tips his head sideways right before a lie- literally not being straight :)

  328. 328.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    @Kay: I suspect “prepaid taxes” also is meant to refer to payroll taxes (Social Security and Medicaid) which are not what most people think about of as “taxes.”

    Nice cut-off by the moderator on the Trump word-salad about Biden asking for $10 million.

  329. 329.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    @Baud:  it’s extremely noticeable. She cuts Joe off and lets Dipshit ramble as long as he wants.

  330. 330.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    “Malarkey!” DRINK!!!

  331. 331.

    Steeplejack

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Malarkey! Big drink! Oops, I never made my rum and tonic. I’m scraping by on Coca-Cola.

  332. 332.

    frosty

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Every time I watch him speak my brain cells die and my BP shoots up.

    I can’t even listen to him with Sarah Cooper’s lip synch.  Brave, courageous jackals, to give us this live feed!

  333. 333.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    Malarkey!

  334. 334.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    “It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family.” Joe FTW

  335. 335.

    Martin

    October 22, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Well, I have to file quarterly, but that doesn’t change what’s on the tax return. It still tells me the bottom line, I just get to subtract out what I’ve already paid. I can carry over any overpayments to the next year.

    No, Trump paid $750. That I’m paying 100x that is why I can’t watch the debates. It’s rage-inducing.

  336. 336.

    Bobby Thomson

    October 22, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @Steeplejack: exactly.  And letting him get away with that loses votes.  This is all very primal shit.  What people say doesn’t matter.

  337. 337.

    Amir Khalid

    October 22, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @jl:

    I don’t understand why Trump is dragging the late Clarence Clemons into this.

  338. 338.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Make China ‘pay’ for the coronavirus? Does the moderator mean take them into the ally and beat the crap out of them, bust up their bike? Or make them pay like Mexico pays for the wall?

    If this debate continues to be Trump spewing smears against Biden for every question, and the moderator asking dumb questions, I won’t last much longer.

    ‘Strong’ email’? China paid up? What? Biden good on the substance, ‘taxpayers’ money’, but wonder how many viewers will believe it if no time to explain.

  339. 339.

    Cameron

    October 22, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    @Yutsano: “No states! No states!  You’re the states!”

  340. 340.

    Sister Golden Bear

    October 22, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    Malarky! Drink!

  341. 341.

    Kay

    October 22, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    @West of the Cascades:

    Maybe, but paying estimated taxes is something some of his supporters might know about if they’re self employed or own the business. It’s just that it’s still 750 dollars, which…wouldn’t be enough :)

    You don’t just pick a low number. It’s a real thing. It[s based on the prior year, so I supposed he’s telling us he never has any revenue.

  342. 342.

    Adam L Silverman

    October 22, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    @Leto: He’s not getting them. There’s an Army one star that has been seconded to the Operation Warp Speed staff and that’s the guy he’s referring to. The President makes him out to be the end all be all of logistics, because the President doesn’t know anything about logistics in general and military logistics in specific. The truth is that yes, this one star is a logistics specialists. But he’s not “General Logistics”. He’s somewhere between a baby brigadier and a one star halfway through to either 2 stars or retirement.

  343. 343.

    Sister Golden Bear

    October 22, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MUTE BUTTON???!!!

  344. 344.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    Need some mic cutting.

  345. 345.

    Cameron

    October 22, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    @Ken: I have not read that.  Thank you!

  346. 346.

    West of the Cascades

    October 22, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    @Kay: Sorry to be unclear – I think Trump and his people may be able to accurately say the Trump Organization has paid “millions in taxes” if it refers to SS and Medicaid taxes paid on behalf of employees.

    (* does not refer to any other payments the Trump Organization may be paying to the SS or its modern equivalents)

  347. 347.

    Suzanne

    October 22, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    I pay almost $750 in taxes every fucking paycheck.

  348. 348.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    @Martin:

    The man ain’t good for my blood pressure and I’m broke as fuck.

  349. 349.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    “Joe didn’t do anything about health care.” I guess if you don’t count Obamacare, which they are literally discussing in real time.

  350. 350.

    The Moar You Know

    October 22, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Who the fuck pre-pays taxes?

    @HumboldtBlue:  I had to one year. It fucking sucked.

  351. 351.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    He’s a very confused guy!

  352. 352.

    jl

    October 22, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Big question for post debate pundit blabber: Biden too coherent and on-point for the average voter?

    Is he going to lose the ‘roid rage’ vote?

    I can’t watch this much longer if they don’t figure out a way to stop Trump from lying every time he opens his mouth. But, Trump’s lies are getting so ridiculous wonder how many will believe them.

    Now Biden explains how primary elections work. Biden the explainer! (Edit: Chuck Todd will worry if the topic of how primary elections work is too wonky for the white working class voter)

    Edit2: Biden also explained how presidential election P and VP tickets work. Todd is even more worried now.

  353. 353.

    trnc

    October 22, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    Joe: “People in Scranton don’t live on the stock market.”

    Boom!

  354. 354.

    AnotherBruce

    October 22, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    @Suzanne: I was watching, had to get a break, but that expensive plexiglass made me really LOL.

  355. 355.

    AnotherBruce

    October 22, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    @Bobby Thomson: Biden actually said that. I was watching. And he went right to Trumps Tax returns. What channel are you watching?

  356. 356.

    debbie

    October 22, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Seriously? Self-employed, freelancers, independent contractors all pay estimated taxes during the year.

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