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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Late Night Open Thread: Not An Election Season for the Childish

Late Night Open Thread: Not An Election Season for the Childish

by Anne Laurie|  October 28, 20201:56 am| 68 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Glibertarianism, Open Threads

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alternate take; even children know not to take the Libertarian Party seriously https://t.co/FtesEGhsQ2

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) October 26, 2020

… or the perpetually adolescent.

To quote John Rogers:

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

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  1. 1.

    JaySinWA

    October 28, 2020 at 2:02 am

    Bringing forth a non retraction endorsment retraction from The Spokesman Review from the previous thread:

    Spokane WA paper says they will sin no more, but doesn’t exactly retract endorsement of Trump and explain why they did it and what was wrong about it. https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2020/oct/27/rob-curley-traditions-are-important-but-some-need-

  2. 2.

    Timurid

    October 28, 2020 at 2:08 am

    So it looks like Trump held the Midwestern whitebread version of Altamont in Omaha tonight…

  3. 3.

    VeniceRiley

    October 28, 2020 at 2:10 am

    Twitter is all, erm, atwitter about Trump’s Omaha rally leaving everyone stranded in the cold and unable to get back to their cars.

  4. 4.

    piratedan

    October 28, 2020 at 2:13 am

    @VeniceRiley:  a real life personification of Trump/GOP policy writ large… I feel bad for the families of his supporters, how many will be infected and gone by Thanksgiving…

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 2:15 am

    @VeniceRiley

    People wandering around in the dark, desperately looking for someone to give them direction.

    Apt.

  6. 6.

    Luciamia

    October 28, 2020 at 2:16 am

    @VeniceRiley: Oh, I’m sure he’ll find a way to blame the Governor for that.

  7. 7.

    VeniceRiley

    October 28, 2020 at 2:18 am

    @piratedan: I feel bad for the nurses and doctors who are already very very busy.

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 2:22 am

    @Luciamia: Dump would blame a Rethuglican man?

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 2:32 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Any port in a storm.

    ;)

  10. 10.

    JaySinWA

    October 28, 2020 at 2:33 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    @NotMax: T is not an 11th commandment fan.

  11. 11.

    Jay C

    October 28, 2020 at 2:34 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Don’t worry: I’m sure Team Trump will find some Democratic official to blame for the cockups in Omaha, even if only the fire marshal or traffic director….

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 2:36 am

    @NotMax: More like “I’m an irresponsible orange asshole.  Who can I blame for people being mad at me?”

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 2:39 am

    Gonna be nice to have the damn political ads off of YouTube and TV in a week.

  14. 14.

    Geoduck

    October 28, 2020 at 2:55 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Please. After the Shiatgibbon loses, he’ll immediately start campaigning for 2024.

  15. 15.

    JoyceH

    October 28, 2020 at 2:55 am

    @VeniceRiley: OMG, just went over to Twitter, and this is… really something, isn’t it?

  16. 16.

    VeniceRiley

    October 28, 2020 at 2:57 am

    @JoyceH: It IS! Iowa Starting line also says the beginning of the rally was also a cluster you know what
    https://iowastartingline.com/2020/10/28/trump-supporters-left-stranded-at-freezing-omaha-airport/

  17. 17.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 28, 2020 at 3:01 am

    @VeniceRiley: What’s that phrase?  Ah … “you hate to see it”.

  18. 18.

    jl

    October 28, 2020 at 3:05 am

    Wiki says Green Party has enough ballot access to win 270.
    So, an example of the quality of work I expect from libertarians. They’re an odd bunch.
    Sometimes I wonder whether there should be a medical term for it. (Edit: sorry, that was uncivil, and from a libertarian perspective, probably fascist hate speech and on slipper slope  to eliminationism).

  19. 19.

    Geoduck

    October 28, 2020 at 3:06 am

    @VeniceRiley: [Reads article].. along with all the immediate heaping gobs of stupidity, I learn that someone evidently wrote a song titled “Vote Trump 2020”.

  20. 20.

    jl

    October 28, 2020 at 3:07 am

    @Geoduck: Nice straightforward title. Is it an anthem? Retitle it Trump Spangled Banner and we could get rid of the one we have now, which is low class, not top, not best.

  21. 21.

    tokyokie

    October 28, 2020 at 3:16 am

    @Geoduck: It would be bad enough to stand in line for hours on end in subfreezing temperatures, but then having some especially crappy musicians sing their idiotic songs when you can do nothing other than listen would compound the misery. Hope everybody had a really good time.

  22. 22.

    JoyceH

    October 28, 2020 at 3:18 am

    A fellow tweeted that he worked one of the shuttle buses and they were contracted to take the rally goers TO the rally, but not back to their cars. Said the dispatcher called to confirm the contract was one way, and got confirmation!

  23. 23.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 28, 2020 at 3:21 am

    @JoyceH: Hilarious!!

  24. 24.

    lgerard

    October 28, 2020 at 3:23 am

    @VeniceRiley:

    Best part

    Some started shouting for the line to move faster, and some began saying they needed to use the restroom and threatened to relieve themselves while waiting in line.

    Pee tape 2020!

  25. 25.

    Sloegin

    October 28, 2020 at 3:24 am

    @JaySinWA: The Spokesman-Review has historically been one of the most conservative papers in the country.  They’re not quite the fire-breathing rag they used to be (and let’s just skip over those 4 years where the editor’s kid was a serial rapist that terrorized the town)… but even so, the Review pulling the plug on a Trump endorsement is pretty impressive.

  26. 26.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 28, 2020 at 3:30 am

    @JoyceH: So these Trump voters got to experience the side of Trump we see: uncaring, grasping, selfish, and incompetent.

    That “buses TO the event, but not FROM the event” — that’s *Trumpian* in its naked brutality!

  27. 27.

    BethanyAnne

    October 28, 2020 at 3:31 am

    Someone a few weeks back mentioned a site where one might watch a little MSNBC online.  Anyone know offhand a reliable place? Mom’s asking me if there’s a way for us to get the election night coverage without upping our cable subscription tier.

  28. 28.

    Sebastian

    October 28, 2020 at 3:32 am

    @JoyceH:

    Chef’s kiss. That’s so fucking Trump. Brought them there and then left them to freeze to death because it’s the last time he’ll interact with them.

    Instead of protesting Dems should wait for the shitshow at the end and work the line “you were good while he needed you. The moment he didn’t he dropped you.”

    Up and down the line. Bonus if they pretend they are pissed off MAGAts.

    Where is the next one?

  29. 29.

    Sebastian

    October 28, 2020 at 3:33 am

    @Chetan Murthy:

    Dang. Beat me to it.

  30. 30.

    Jay

    October 28, 2020 at 3:41 am

    Wow. After Trump's rally tonight, he left thousands of supporters stranded in the blistering cold miles away from their cars. @omaha_scanner is currently reporting at least 30 patient contacts and 7 patient transports to the hospital. Elderly supporters were hit the hardest. pic.twitter.com/RnWy4ab4eq— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) October 28, 2020

  31. 31.

    Joey Maloney

    October 28, 2020 at 3:42 am

    @BethanyAnne: on MSNBC’s page you can sign in with credentials from your cable provider and as far as I know you don’t need to have MSNBC as part of your package. I could be wrong about the last bit though. In that case, try https://www.livenewsmag.com/msnbc-news-live-stream/.

  32. 32.

    TS (the original)

    October 28, 2020 at 3:44 am

    @VeniceRiley:

    What a clusterf..k –  just a very small example of what happens to anyone who depends on Donald J Trump.

    After jumping into Air Force One and departing the state, many of the attendees, some of whom waited more than four hours to listen to him speak, stood in the freezing temperatures on a private road in the middle of the airport. …..

    police officers located two groups of elderly Trump supporters shortly after the event ended who were struggling in the cold. One group was reportedly frozen in the cold and unable to move.

    Queue to park, queue to get a bus, queue to get to the rally. It is a cult, a dangerous idiotic cult that exists to make dear leader feel good.

    Some started shouting for the line to move faster, and some began saying they needed to use the restroom and threatened to relieve themselves while waiting in line.

  33. 33.

    TS (the original)

    October 28, 2020 at 3:47 am

    @BethanyAnne:

    This one works for me

    https://livenewschat.eu/politics/

    It usually makes you restart after about 2 hours, but that is a very minor inconvenience.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 3:50 am

    Oh my. Just learned of the religio-fanatic gun worshiping whackaloon running for lieutenant governor in NC.

    As the locals here are wont to say, “Lucky live Hawaii.”

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 3:54 am

    BethanyAnne

    Easy peasy. Just go to their site:

    https://www.msnbc.com/live

  36. 36.

    Geminid

    October 28, 2020 at 3:54 am

    @JoyceH: One way bus charters?!! I wonder if the trump campaign is just being cheap, or if they’re running out of money.

  37. 37.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 3:55 am

    @jl:

    Wiki Random dumb fuck bomb-throwing shitstain says Green Party has enough ballot access to win 270

    Fixed.  Oh and “ballot access” LOL!  Someone inform the stupid children that votes are what you need.

  38. 38.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 3:59 am

    @JoyceH: Wow.  Any news on how far the shitpile’s fascist rally was from the parking lot?

  39. 39.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 28, 2020 at 3:59 am

    @mrmoshpotato: 3.5mi down a private road.

  40. 40.

    Sebastian

    October 28, 2020 at 4:02 am

    @Geminid:

    Both.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 4:03 am

    @Chetan Murthy

    Local Biden campaign office ought to scramble to put together a van parade.

  42. 42.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 4:04 am

    @Sebastian:

    @Geminid: The Soviet shitpile mobster conman is also a cruel bastard.

  43. 43.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 28, 2020 at 4:05 am

    @NotMax: This all transpired starting at 8ish NE time.  I suspect was over within a couple of hours.  But I take your sentiment: these voters might wanna think about how little he cares for them, that he didn’t even make sure there were shuttles in both directions.  But they won’t.  B/c they’re garbage human beings.

  44. 44.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 28, 2020 at 4:08 am

    @Geminid: Why not both?

  45. 45.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 4:08 am

    @NotMax:

    Local Biden campaign office ought to scramble to put together a van parade. 

    What sensible person, no matter how charitable, would want to be in an enclosed space with idiots who think a deadly respiratory virus is a “democrat hoax!”?

    Pickup trucks and high-sided trailers.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    October 28, 2020 at 4:13 am

    @TS (the original)

    One group was reportedly frozen in the cold and unable to move.

    Frostbite macht frei.

    //

  47. 47.

    Baud

    October 28, 2020 at 4:33 am

    @Jay:

    After Trump’s rally tonight, he left thousands of supporters stranded in the blistering cold miles away from their cars. @omaha_scanner is currently reporting at least 30 patient contacts and 7 patient transports to the hospital. Elderly supporters were hit the hardest.

    I blame Obama.

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 28, 2020 at 4:37 am

    @Baud: Totally Obummer’s fault!

  49. 49.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    October 28, 2020 at 4:43 am

    Dump is killing his own people

  50. 50.

    Nina

    October 28, 2020 at 5:03 am

    Such a perfect metaphor for the whole campaign

  51. 51.

    Ian

    October 28, 2020 at 5:13 am

    Ok, when I was doing laughing I googled who the author was.  Turns out she is the libertarian candidate.  I laughed more.

    Came across this gem

    Cohen ran as the proposed running mate of presidential candidate Vermin Supreme

    That’s her VP on her oh so serious ticket.  And as for that fourth one?

    Blankenship said he was “Trumpier than Trump”

    Big coal magnates, for the win.

  52. 52.

    Aleta

    October 28, 2020 at 5:15 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Why waste money on return shuttles when they only need an image of thousands showing up?

  53. 53.

    Yutsano

    October 28, 2020 at 5:16 am

    @VeniceRiley: From the article:

    Another complaint included a call for a medic to assist a 68 year-old man who complained of hypothermia and possibly had an altered mental status.

    That’s…a wee bit on the nose methinks.

  54. 54.

    John Revolta

    October 28, 2020 at 5:19 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Well, the rally happened at 8ish, yeah. OTOH,

    “I heard they opened the doors at, what they say, 4:30, so what time is it now? It is 1 o’clock, so three and a half hours ain’t nothing. We got lots of great people. We get to stand close to each other and talk,” said Robert Borer, a Trump supporter from Lincoln.

  55. 55.

    Baud

    October 28, 2020 at 5:22 am

    @John Revolta:

    We got lots of great people. We get to stand close to each other and talk huddle for body warmth.”

  56. 56.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    October 28, 2020 at 5:24 am

    Remember when Obama leaned over the counter at chipotle and the same people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic freaked out over him “spreading germs”? pic.twitter.com/sb2FcopkKd

    — Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvobodny) October 27, 2020

    Who can forget where they were when Obama’s Katrina occurred.

  57. 57.

    Mary G

    October 28, 2020 at 5:28 am

    I put a couple of OmahaScanners tweets in the last thread. The traffic was all snarled up; a team of police officers was completely overwhelmed and called for help. However, the new set of police was on a different channel so couldn’t talk over the radio and were run off by the original group. One ambulance called in a possible victim of hypothermia but couldn’t say his temperature because their thermometer was broken.

  58. 58.

    Aleta

    October 28, 2020 at 5:30 am

    Scams R Us, Limited Responsibility Co.

    David Enrich @davidenrich

    About 7 months after that ceremony, the Trump family was desperately trying to sell condos into a very weak real estate market. So
    (Ivanka) recorded a sales pitch and gave viewers a video tour.

    https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1321202187171672067.html

  59. 59.

    TS (the original)

    October 28, 2020 at 5:49 am

    @Baud:

    Got to get past that – it was Hillary Clinton’s fault.

  60. 60.

    Platonicspoof

    October 28, 2020 at 6:11 am

    From a MidasTouch thread:

    “It’s only cold because there’s so many thermometers.”

    10:30 PM · Oct 27, 2020
    And I grimly laughed even though my fingers turn pink inside my gloves when temps in 40’s because of diabetes and too many years.

  61. 61.

    Geminid

    October 28, 2020 at 6:35 am

    The Omaha story reminded me of some reporting here about low paid trump campaign workers in Iowa who were treated like shit by the top state campaign officials. I thought at the time, I bet those officials are making a pile of money.    The trump campaign was a gravy train. After the train wrecks, when the blame shifting starts, a lot of stories are going to come out, and they won’t be pretty. Some people will be anonymous sources, because of non-disclosure agreements. But if the campaign is broke, who is going to enforce those NDAs anyway?

  62. 62.

    rikyrah

    October 28, 2020 at 7:00 am

    @VeniceRiley:

    That image is classic Dolt45

  63. 63.

    rikyrah

    October 28, 2020 at 7:01 am

    @JoyceH:

    ????

  64. 64.

    Kathleen

    October 28, 2020 at 7:35 am

    @Timurid: That comment is hilarious. And so on point.

  65. 65.

    Kathleen

    October 28, 2020 at 7:42 am

    @NotMax: Know thread is dead but that is brilliant!

  66. 66.

    Kathleen

    October 28, 2020 at 7:45 am

    @Mary G: My home town not representing. Or maybe it is.

  67. 67.

    BethanyAnne

    October 28, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Thanks, y’all!

  68. 68.

    ab_normal

    October 28, 2020 at 10:08 am

    @JaySinWA: Now if they’d run somebody other than Parker and Thiessen on the Sunday editorial page (with a conservative editorial cartoon on top) we might get somewhere…

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