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Late Night Open Thread: Catsation!

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 202011:33 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

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I wanna screen the Squatter-in-Chief entering his next rally for these cats:

well, obviously, because this is catsation, not causation https://t.co/sR1iBmYcLd

— GET FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT MACHINE (@golikehellmachi) October 29, 2020

Also, cats don’t change much, and neither do the people who love them…

anyway i'm obsessed with this diary entry the 9th-century Emperor Uda of Japan wrote when he got a cat at age 17 https://t.co/5uLeuQqGM4 pic.twitter.com/VT3BurZF0i

— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) October 26, 2020

It’s real, though I can’t confirm that translation. This is the text of the diary entry from a researcher specializing in AI reading of ancient texts https://t.co/xWoR2FawG5

— ???????????????? (@juncassis) October 27, 2020

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64Comments

  1. 1.

    David ?Booooooo!? Koch

    October 30, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Megan Rapinoe pops the question to Sue Bird (photo)

     

    Oh happy day!

  2. 2.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 30, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    There’s no cat but there is a Labradoodle and a righteous dude.

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    October 30, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    Someone was asking the other day about the distribution of COVID cases on a county rather than state level. The Post today revisited that analysis. Bottom line, since early September, there have been more new cases of the disease per week in Trump-voting counties than in Clinton counties. Since late September, more deaths per week. So, at this point, Trump’s dereliction of duty literally is killing his supporters.

  4. 4.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 12:02 am

    Bruce Springsteen.

    There is no art in this White House.

  5. 5.

    Ian

    October 31, 2020 at 12:11 am

    I was reading the celebrity assessments that HHS compiled for their 300 million dollar feel good publicly funded PR campaign/slush fund for Trump’s re-election. Some of the great tags “Not a trump supporter” “advocate for voting” “expressed disinterest in Trump”
    Rob Gronkowski (who has been vocally pro-trump and attended televised trump events)- No specific criminal or political notes
    Samuel L. Jackson- Has criticized Clarence Thomas
    Billie Eilish- stated Trump “is destroying our country and everything we care about.

    The real kicker on this great celebrity political assessment paid for by our own government?

    Kim and Khloe Kardashian- Christians, to appeal to other Christians.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 12:11 am

    Refuse to entertain the thought I’m alone in having initially read that as

    Late Night Open Thread: Castration!

  7. 7.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 12:20 am

    @NotMax:

    You weren’t.

  8. 8.

    gene108

    October 31, 2020 at 12:33 am

    @Ian: 

    Billie Eilish recently turned 18. I did not realize she’s just a kid. That’s a lot of success at a young age. Good for her.

  9. 9.

    CaseyL

    October 31, 2020 at 12:34 am

    @NotMax:  You were not alone.

  10. 10.

    eddie blake

    October 31, 2020 at 12:37 am

    oops.

    “dude knows his cats”

    i said, but fucked up my nym with a typo.

  11. 11.

    eddie blake

    October 31, 2020 at 12:37 am

    hi catie!

    (as both of my cats curl up besides me.)

    eta-once upon a time, i was SO not a cat-person.

    that ship has SAILED.

    (also, tang the conqueror’s enemy list is HILARIOUS.)

  12. 12.

    RandomMonster

    October 31, 2020 at 12:41 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Holy s*** that video is good. I wish I could find a non-Twitter link to it. (When I try to share to Facebook for instance, it seems to break.)

  13. 13.

    lgerard

    October 31, 2020 at 12:43 am

    Another day, another Florida story

    ‘I’m getting my money!’ Florida shopper denied refund returns with a crowbar, cops say

  14. 14.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 31, 2020 at 12:51 am

    Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball: Democrats Poised to Make State Legislative Gains

    KEY POINTS FROM THIS ARTICLE
    — Democrats have gained massive ground in their battle for state legislatures since an overview in early May.

    — There will likely be a Democratic net gain in state legislative chambers, breaking a few Republican trifectas and creating a new Democratic trifecta.

    — The continuing electoral realignment between rural and suburban areas is present in state legislative races, as most Democratic flips are in the suburbs and most Republican flips are in rural areas.

  15. 15.

    Danielx

    October 31, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Catsashion? Well, of course.

    He says, reclining with the senior and boss cat’s furry ass shoved up against hip.

  16. 16.

    WereBear

    October 31, 2020 at 12:57 am

    So many of my cats convince me they are superior to all other cats. It must be a kind of quantum thing.

  17. 17.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 12:59 am

    @RandomMonster:

    Try this, unless you already found it

  18. 18.

    RandomMonster

    October 31, 2020 at 1:00 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I just found it, too. THANK YOU!

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2020 at 1:04 am

    @NotMax:

    @HumboldtBlue:

    @CaseyL: Congrats to you all.  Flipping two letters and adding another.  You have envious skills.  :)

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 1:10 am

    Speaking of Florida (far from humorous), the ratóf*cking is rampant.

    “It is getting really bad.”

  21. 21.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    October 31, 2020 at 1:13 am

    @NotMax:

    Imagine actually being an Hispanic supporter of Trump and the levels of self-loathing and cognitive dissonance that would require

    “Mexican rapists!”

    You gotta separate the families

    Babies in cages

  22. 22.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 1:13 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Where the hell is our trophy?

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 1:13 am

    @NotMax
    Typo.

    Should read: ratónf*cking

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 1:18 am

    @HumboldtBlue

    The coveted Golden Tater?

  25. 25.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 1:20 am

    I’ve linked to Michael Myers of Decatur, Indiana before, and here he is ready for the Halloween dance party.

  26. 26.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 1:23 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Flipping two letters and adding another.

    Practice makes prefects.

    :)

  27. 27.

    KithKanan

    October 31, 2020 at 1:23 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): For better or worse, that’s like accusing an English Brexiteer of “self-loathing and cognitive dissonance” for the bad things they say about Polish immigrants because they’re both Europeans.

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 1:31 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    Something from within the article which stuck out (emphasis mine).

    In late August, a 16-minute clip of a paid program aired on Radio Caracol, of a man who was unidentified on the air and spewed hateful messages on Black immigrants, women and Jewish people.

    The station’s executives apologized, and admitted it failed to listen to the full program before it aired and returned the money to the agency that booked the air time.

    Jorge Gonzalez, the Miami businessman who read the script on air, told a Miami Herald reporter a few days later that the program was a pilot show, and due to the negative feedback, it would not be returning on air. When asked, he did not say if it was sponsored by any political group or candidate.

    What was his expectation, plaudits and a shower of rose petals? Idiotus supermaximus.

  29. 29.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2020 at 1:46 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Where the hell is our trophy?

    Get your coat.

  30. 30.

    Winston

    October 31, 2020 at 1:48 am

    Trying this again.

    https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974

    Should we vote for Kamala?

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2020 at 1:49 am

    @NotMax: Practise.

  32. 32.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @Winston: It worked!  (and ripped a hole in the spacetime continuum).  And yes, we should vote Biden/Harris.

  33. 33.

    Emma from FL

    October 31, 2020 at 1:56 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): You really are amazingly ignorant, aren’t you?  There is no such thing as Hispanic, much as there isn’t such a thing as an European. Germans aren’t Irish aren’t Swedes. Much the same Mexicans aren’t Cubans aren’t Argentinians. Different histories, different points of view, different beliefs. You expect to be recognized as separate people when you come from different cultures but to you everyone is a Hispanic. Christ. We got idiots and bigots just as you Europeans do. Surprise.

  34. 34.

    Winston

    October 31, 2020 at 2:03 am

    @Emma from FL: I guess if you don’t live here you don’t get that Florida is a mass of diversity. Much like California. And will just get moreso. Well said.

  35. 35.

    OGLiberal

    October 31, 2020 at 2:12 am

    This is completely anecdotal.  Had to go to our PA house today.  (From very Biden NJ-land). Very Trumpy land.  Lots of Trump signs but many of those houses had them  up two years ago.  The big interstate billboards were mostly Biden…a couple were “I’m a Republican and I’m voting for Biden”.  The sparser the population, the more Trump signs.  In our town the local diner had Trump signs but the pizza place next door – and they have the best pizza, better than what we get in NJ – had a Biden/Harris sign.  In front of the strip mall nearby was a sign that said, “Help Save America-Vote for Joe Biden”.  So I have hope even though lawn signs mean shit.

  36. 36.

    frosty

    October 31, 2020 at 2:15 am

    @Emma from FL:  True, but a little harsh. Coulda skipped the first sentence but I understand it based on pissoffitis.

  37. 37.

    Emma from FL

    October 31, 2020 at 2:15 am

    @Winston: It’s getting very interesting. I work with a fairly conservative not-Trumper descended from Scotsmen who swears up a storm in colloquial Cuban Spanish without a trace of an accent. My younger sisters speaks Spanish, English, and Korean. One of my co-workers is a Lebanese refugee fluent in English, Arabic, French, and Spanish. The cultural blender is turned up to 11.  And yet, we all carry our cultural prejudices with us.

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 2:16 am

    @Winston

    Moreso among Cuban-Americans one needs to look at additional breakdowns. First generation, second generation, third generation.

  39. 39.

    Emma from FL

    October 31, 2020 at 2:16 am

    @frosty: True. Goku is not a bad sort. He just caught me at the end of a bad day.

  40. 40.

    frosty

    October 31, 2020 at 2:18 am

    @OGLiberal: The sparser the population, the more Trump signs.

    My experience also.

  41. 41.

    Emma from FL

    October 31, 2020 at 2:19 am

    @NotMax: Plus those of us who were not Miami settlers. Cubans are fairly clannish but those of us that were not raised in Near-Cuba (aka Hialeah) are considerably different both politically and culturally.

  42. 42.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 2:21 am

    @OGLiberal

    the local diner had Trump signs

    Territorial marker so the MSM knows where to go to interview the true salt of the earth ‘Murkins.

    //

  43. 43.

    Winston

    October 31, 2020 at 2:23 am

    @mrmoshpotato: The lesson is copy the URL code, not the Embed code. I posted this on FB with the embed code; it worked. I copied that with the URL code to here. Should Balloon Juice tech be updated? I don’t know. Why can’t jackals just post the videos like every blog in the top 10,000?

  44. 44.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2020 at 2:25 am

    This pretty much sums up the latest election season.

    Trump trying to dance with lessons learned from Elaine.

  45. 45.

    OGLiberal

    October 31, 2020 at 2:31 am

    @NotMax: true.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 2:32 am

    @Winston

    It slightly slows up the loading time enough when a front pager inserts a video into comments. Multiply that by 10, 20, 30 commenters doing the same.

  47. 47.

    Winston

    October 31, 2020 at 2:37 am

    @Emma from FL: I lived in California for 15 years from 1980 to the mid 90s in the Bay Area. Every year I was able to hire a more diverse staff and every year it paid off. I was very proud of that. Our division was called the “little united nations”.

  48. 48.

    Winston

    October 31, 2020 at 2:43 am

    @NotMax: Maybe in West Virginia.

  49. 49.

    Amir Khalid

    October 31, 2020 at 3:35 am

    @NotMax: w4

    Americans need a song about Cletus safaris, I think, perhaps to the tune of The Beach Boys’ Surfing Safari. And I do believe that you’re just the person to write the lyrics.

  50. 50.

    Ascap_scab

    October 31, 2020 at 3:43 am

    I figured out why Tucker Carlson suddenly dropped the Tony Bobulinski attack on Hunter Biden. I think Tony B is a Borat plant!! You heard it here first.

  51. 51.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 3:51 am

    @Amir Khalid

    Hm. Perhaps more along the lines of a lament. Let’s see…

    Heartland Diner scans exactly with Old Man River.

    :)

  52. 52.

    jl

    October 31, 2020 at 3:53 am

    @NotMax:

    ” Refuse to entertain the thought I’m alone in having initially read that as

    Late Night Open Thread: Castration! ”

    You were correct to refuse. I proceeded with caution. But, it’s a cute post.

    Edit: I’ll probably get banned for breaking BJ rules, but even though this is not an official respite post, thanks for the respite.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2020 at 4:05 am

    @NotMax

    Full disclosure: Personal prejudice may be creeping in as my singing voice is bass.

    :)

  54. 54.

    satby

    October 31, 2020 at 5:46 am

    @frosty: @Emma from FL: Goku has been pulling that aw, shucks wide eyed naivete routine for years now. 

  55. 55.

    Starfish

    October 31, 2020 at 5:51 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): You are using Hispanic people interchangeably. I think that Americans from both Peru and Cuba tend to be more likely to be Republican.

  56. 56.

    germy

    October 31, 2020 at 6:20 am

    @doctorow , @moonalice, Cat Mask…!!! pic.twitter.com/tWvHiavpue

    — Adrian Martinez (@canoncity7) October 30, 2020

    Photo from over 100 years ago.

  57. 57.

    germy

    October 31, 2020 at 6:27 am

    @Ascap_scab:  I figured out why Tucker Carlson suddenly dropped the Tony Bobulinski attack on Hunter Biden. I think Tony B is a Borat plant!! You heard it here first.

    A reporter named Roger from Salon texted Tucker.  Tucker said something like “I think they’re tapping our phones!” and the reporter realized Tucker thought he was communicating with Roger Stone.

    Especially after Tucker said “Wait, which Roger is this?”

    I don’t have a link to the Salon story, but it appeared yesterday I think.

  58. 58.

    Aleta

    October 31, 2020 at 6:29 am

    (Sac Bee)  A high school student who tested positive for COVID-19 likely spread it to 116 others at a Wisconsin summer camp, health officials said Thursday.  All campers at the overnight summer school retreat scheduled for July 2 to Aug. 11 were tested for the coronavirus before their arrival, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. But a ninth-grade boy began experiencing COVID-19 symptoms July 3 and tested positive two days later.

    The faith-based camp, which was not identified but reportedly took place in the southeastern part of the state, was attended by 152 high school-aged boys, counselors and staff members from 21 states and territories, as well as two foreign countries, according to the CDC report.

    Campers were not required to social distance or wear masks upon arrival and classes were held outside with tables less than 6 feet apart, according to the report, which noted teachers did wear masks during instruction. Beds were tightly spaced at the site’s dorms and yurts, CDC officials said.

    The infected boy learned after his arrival that one of his family members tested positive for the coronavirus, the CDC said.

  59. 59.

    Geminid

    October 31, 2020 at 7:45 am

    @Emma from FL: The cultural blender is turned up high, and marriage across ethnic lines will only increase. I can imagine a gathering of the Koch chemical industry clan in forty years. The remainder of pure Western European descendants will be a minority, and as such will be the butt of good natured humor.

  60. 60.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 31, 2020 at 9:40 am

    @satby: Keep in mind Goku’s “aka” name is “American baka” – and baka is Japanese for “fool” or “idiot”. Self-selected, or self-confessed – you pays your money, you takes your choice…

  61. 61.

    J R in WV

    October 31, 2020 at 10:27 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

     

    There are a great many Hispanic folks living in the Southwest whos families were living there centuries before there was a United States.

    They are not Mexicans, their families have not been Mexicans for many generations, they never moved from Mexico to the US, and evidently in many cases agree with Trump about illegals and Mexicans.

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    October 31, 2020 at 10:35 am

    @Winston: Have you considered how impossibly slow the blog would be if everyone could embed photos, videos and tweets?

    And how unreadable the blog would be?

  63. 63.

    Goku (Amerikan Baka)

    October 31, 2020 at 11:11 am

    @satby:

    What the hell is that supposed to mean? Sorry, I don’t know everything I guess?

    @Emma from FL:

    I know full well “Hispanics” aren’t a homogeneous group. I know they have different histories. I’m not that fucking stupid.

    I would just think that Cuban-American Trump supporters, etc would be smart enough and have empathy enough to understand Trump doesn’t have their best interests at heart

    I just love how everybody jumped on my one throwaway comment and didn’t even bother with my positive one further up

  64. 64.

    Goku (Amerikan Baka)

    October 31, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    @J R in WV: 

    I knew that already

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