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Adios Motherfucker

by John Cole|  November 7, 202011:59 am| 242 Comments

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Adios Motherfucker

Get the fuck out of here.

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  1. 1.

    horatius

    November 7, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    Warming up my middle finger and my throat .

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    It’s so appropriate that the news came while he was out golfing. I hope it ruined his game even beyond what his normal cheating abilities can overcome.

  3. 3.

    ALurkSupreme

    November 7, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    With a quickness.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    I get to sleep sound tonight!

  5. 5.

    ET

    November 7, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Hope the door spanks them hard on the way out.

  6. 6.

    Alison Rose

    November 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Sorry to repeat myself but MADAM VICE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 7.

    lamh36

    November 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    VICE PRESIDENT ELECT KAMALA D. HARRIS VICE PRESIDENT ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES

     

    Suck it Peggy Noonan!!!

    https://giphy.com/gifs/joebiden-dance-happy-dancing-fSRSR8pXZ9th646Fvo

  8. 8.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their Fox talking heads.

  9. 9.

    Mike in NC

    November 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    The dirtiest rat that ever came out of New York City is sent crawling back down the stinking sewer from which he crawled. Adios, indeed, motherfucker.

  10. 10.

    Tom Levenson

    November 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Champ and Tikka respond to the news.

  11. 11.

    otmar

    November 7, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Schleich di, du oaschloch!

    (Same message was yelled from a window towards Monday’s attacker. Translated from viennese dialect: buzz off, you a-hole.)

  12. 12.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    I would kill to be a fly on Pence’s head right now. You know everyone at the WH is saying “You tell him,” “No, you tell him.”

  13. 13.

    West of the Rockies

    November 7, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Oh, the wailing and sobbing and pulling of hair that must be going on in the White House!

    There is no joy in Trumpville.  Bloated Donny has struck out.

  14. 14.

    Tazj

    November 7, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    @Alison Rose: I love the sound of that! WooHoo! It’s finally over and he’s out!

  15. 15.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Can we get trains now? I really want trains.

  16. 16.

    Tom Levenson

    November 7, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I so approve this message.

  17. 17.

    Alison Rose

    November 7, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    @Tazj: I want to see a countdown clock in Times Square to January 20, 2021

  18. 18.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Madam VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS! FUCK. Yeah.

    I’m just to the moon rihgt now – the velociraptors at home thought they were the only ones that run around like crazy – nope! Humans do it too! :-)

  19. 19.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    This election is about so much more than @JoeBiden or me. It’s about the soul of America and our willingness to fight for it. We have a lot of work ahead of us. Let’s get started.pic.twitter.com/Bb9JZpggLN
    — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) November 7, 2020

    WATCH THE VIDEO WITH THIS! IT”S AMAZEBALLS!

  20. 20.

    AxelFoley

    November 7, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    I love it when you talk dirty, Cole.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    @Martin:

    Will you settle for taco trucks?

  22. 22.

    narya

    November 7, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    There were cheers outside my window, on my little old residential street. And, truthfully? A few tears in my eyes, unexpectedly.

  23. 23.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    @Martin:

    Damn right we will – Joe loves trains :) I love trains – more trains – more trains for everyone – get a free hunter biden laptop on your first trip!

  24. 24.

    Nicole

    November 7, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    Here in Harlem, nonstop screaming and cheering, horns blaring, music playing from apartments, dancing. A local restaurants is handing out free shots.

  25. 25.

    Chief Oshkosh

    November 7, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    @Mike in NC: Actually, pretty sure he’s not wanted anywhere in NYC, including the sewers.

    No, the animated shitstain will spend the next couple of months fucking over everyone he possibly can, then he’ll skulk off to some Florida swamp, aka, one of his golf clubs.

    One day, there’ll be a knock on the door, and he’ll be dragged into a courtroom somewhere, shortly thereafter never to be heard from again.

  26. 26.

    Splitting Image

    November 7, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    I went to bed on Tuesday very confident that Biden would win and have been absolutely certain since mid-day Wednesday… but I still think this will take some time to process.

    It’s gone. That pustule is really gone. Goodbye and good riddance.

    A big thank you to all of the people here who helped make this happen, especially DougJ for organizing the fundraising. The Democrats didn’t win everything they wanted, but they did win this one.

  27. 27.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    To no-one’s surprise, President PissyPants is not conceding and is screaming “my lawyers will sue you!”.

    Enjoy your golf game.

  28. 28.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    The voters have spoken, and they have chosen @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris to be our next president and vice president. It's a history-making ticket, a repudiation of Trump, and a new page for America. Thank you to everyone who helped make this happen. Onward, together. pic.twitter.com/YlDY9TJONs— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) November 7, 2020

  29. 29.

    Punchy

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Can Trump purposely lock-out Biden’s transition team out of spite?  Because he strikes me as a chump who is not going to do ANYTHING thats smells of an election loss.  Or is it a law that he must assist?

  30. 30.

    Evil_Paul

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    It’s noon, and yet I feel so tired. Thank the gods it’s over.

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    @Baud: Can’t we compromise and require Amtrak to have taco-truck dining cars on all trains?

  32. 32.

    glc

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    all righty then.

  33. 33.

    Tony Jay

    November 7, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    And just think, Donald. This is still the best day of the rest of your miserable life.

    #lawyerupbuttercup

  34. 34.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    To Trumpists – “Fuck your feelings!”

  35. 35.

    WereBear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    I am so relieved. Not that the assholery will stop, but we can see where it will END.

  36. 36.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Looking forward to President Biden welcoming President Obama, President Clinton, President Carter and Secretary Clinton to the Oval Office.

  37. 37.

    Elizabelle

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Makes a beautiful day even more beautiful

    Our schoolkids will eventually go back to school — safely — before puberty.

    We may even be allowed to travel the world, and Europe at least, once we get  COVID under control.  Trump was never up to combatting COVID.  May he end up wishing he had succumbed to it.

  38. 38.

    prostratedragon

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAAAH!!!

    Roused from the kind of fitful nap one has lately and couldn’t get back to sleep. Then I realized I was waiting for something, and heard the call on tv. Won’t be running the tv all night tonight!

  39. 39.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    @otmar:

    Schleich di, du oaschloch!

    Could you help out a guy who’s teaching himself German, and say that auf Hochdeutsch? I got the last two words, but I’m not sure what the  first two are.

  40. 40.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Watched/heard the call being made a little before 6:30 a.m. Questionable knees coupled with lack of any terpsichorean ability whatsoever preclude a happy dance so am reveling in a happy sit.

    Generous shot of sambuca to be added to morning coffee when I get around to brewing it.

  41. 41.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    How it started: Doomscrolling

    How it’s going: Schadenfreude scrollen

  42. 42.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Woot!

    Anybody else chuffed at the potential for First Lady Jill B? I hope she can put that doctorate of education to work undoing the damage that hag DeVos has committed–not as Sec Ed but as a strong advocate of PUBLIC education.

    Among her teaching jobs was one at a psychiatric hospital for teens. I’d have a hard time naming a more important job.

    LFG

  43. 43.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    @Punchy: It’s an actual law, the Presidential Transition Act.

  44. 44.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    @Martin: @cain: Maybe Biden and Evers can revive the HSR link from Chicago to Minneapolis through Milwaukee and Madison that Scott Walker killed.

  45. 45.

    piratedan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    and here’s a long-distance dedication to the GOP out there, no matter where you are….

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GVs2iYUGsM

  46. 46.

    Emma from FL

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    @Punchy: No. There’s no law. But he cannot lock the President-Elect and his team from receiving briefings, etc. I am willing to bet Biden already has contingency plans in place.

  47. 47.

    L85NJGT

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Congrats to Joe and Kamala.

  48. 48.

    Other MJS

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Yippie-kay-ay

  49. 49.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    One bit of added good news: Dumpus 45 probably boycotts the inauguration.

  50. 50.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Hallefuckinglujah!

    Thanks to COVID, I will be sorry not to be able to compare Inauguration crowds.

  51. 51.

    MattF

    November 7, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Trending words since last night @MerriamWebster:

    bubkes

    interregnum

    denouement

    vitriol

    sycophant

    mandate

    magnanimity

    oligarchy

    schadenfreude

    hallelujah

    president-elect

    concede

  52. 52.

    Malovich

    November 7, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    @dmsilev: I kinda think they waited for him to go golfing to announce it. They don’t have to field the callbaks and threats right away and leave it in the laps of Trump’s staff.

  53. 53.

    prostratedragon

    November 7, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    @Punchy:  It is a law, not that it matters in this case. In the transition coming in his people were for the most part extremely unco-operative with the Obama team’s attempts to reach out in transition.

    Earlier in the week the speculation was that here’s where the civil service will kick in, so the Biden team won’t be flying completely blind coming in.

  54. 54.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Can we finally agree that this was a win?

  55. 55.

    feebog

    November 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Trump may be gone soon but McConnell is still majority leader.  Unless we can pull off a double election in Georgia on January 5.  So celebrate and relax a little this weekend and then be ready to open your wallets cause we need those two seats.

  56. 56.

    patrick II

    November 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh:

    How long do you think his Florida golf clubs will remain financially viable?  Oh, that’s right, he’ll still have secret service paying exorbitant fees for rooms, water and golf carts at Mar a lago at least.

  57. 57.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Watching MSNBC but annoyed by the Morning Joe team.  Is anyone watching better coverage on another channel?

  58. 58.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    November 7, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    @lamh36:

    Suck it Peggy Noonan!!!

    I see your Noonan and raise you a Jonathan Turley

    Turley “At the end of the day Donald Trump is the President of the United States and he may have the greatest moment of his career bringing us together even if it’s in a concession speech”

    https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/jonathan-turley-optimistic-about-a-smooth-trump-exit-he-may-have-the-greatest-moment-of-his-career-bringing-us-together/

  59. 59.

    TaMara (HFG)

    November 7, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Damn, I was doing pretty well until this. Now tears.

    So proud of you. ❤️❤️???? pic.twitter.com/Orb1ISe0dU

    — Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff) November 7, 2020

  60. 60.

    hueyplong

    November 7, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Beaming at the joy all of you feel.

    ef, if you’re watching, I hereby claim, for electoral vote purposes, a hearty FUCK ‘EM

  61. 61.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 7, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    Like Homer said: Woohoo!

  62. 62.

    p.a.

    November 7, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    WH staff busy replacing silverware w plastic utensils for more reasons than just theft prevention.?

  63. 63.

    MomSense

    November 7, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    @Alison Rose: 
    I’m deliriously happy that we have a badass woman VP!!!

  64. 64.

    amorphous

    November 7, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Since Trump won’t show up for the handshake photo op to wish Biden well when transferring power, they should have Obama do it instead. Lmao Trump would be so pissed. Fuck him.

  65. 65.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    @MattF:

    bubkes

    I’m guessing this is due to Neal Katyal, who I heard pronounce it as “Butkus” on two different segments on MSNBC

  66. 66.

    Splitting Image

    November 7, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    And just think, Donald. This is still the best day of the rest of your miserable life.

    From your lips to the spaghetti monster’s ears.

  67. 67.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 7, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    SAD!

    the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 sure seems to be in a bad mood right now— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 5, 2020

  68. 68.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Can’t we compromise and require Amtrak to have taco-truck dining cars on all trains? 

    Hahaha!

  69. 69.

    The Dangerman

    November 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    I am a horrible person as I will take great pleasure in the meltdown we will be witnessing soon. Fuck him and all who allowed it to happen.

    Now would someone be kind enough to share with me that this is outside the realm of shenanigans and Trump really is done? I don trust him or the courts or …

  70. 70.

    DropDminus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Up in Forest County PA today at my family cabin. Just watched the old asshole next door shuffle out and take down his Trump signs. Honestly,  I think I enjoyed that more than the actual call.  I’m thinking I might need to set off some fireworks tonight to celebrate properly.

  71. 71.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    @Baud: No. Trucks suck. Taco trains!

  72. 72.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    November 7, 2020 at 12:18 pm

    Cheers, y’all!

  73. 73.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Fucking Bears fans.

  74. 74.

    raven

    November 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    @Punchy:
    United States presidential transition

  75. 75.

    prostratedragon

    November 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    @NotMax:  I think my last high-steppin’, kick-jumping spontaneous happy dance was when Paxon sank that 3-pointer in Phoenix (1993?). Amazed a whole room with my levitation abilities. Would have done it today if I could.

  76. 76.

    raven

    November 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Da Berz. . .

  77. 77.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Today, Mr. Rogers beat Hannibal Lector.

  78. 78.

    enplaned

    November 7, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    While it has no legal weight, most Americans will now see this as over, and that’s important for reducing tension. The presumption is now that Trump is gone. So now we only have to wait to hear what kind of nonsense there will be from the WH in response. It will be nonsense, only question is how bad.

    Trump still gets to be President for another two and a half months. He can do a lot of mischief in that time. He can get us into a war. He can and will likely destroy every document he can get his hands on, wipe as much digital data as he can.

    In the service of feathering a nest offshore, he could disclose a ton of classified info to e.g. the Russkies.

    On entering the WH, the Bidens will need to have the place swept for bugs, electronic or insect. I’d want to replace every computer in the place and have the entire place minutely inspected for damage, sabotage, blocked toilets, you name it.

    This will be, by far, the rockiest transition in modern times. The Biden administration will likely have to spend a good portion of the first few months just restoring basic functionality.

  79. 79.

    Geoduck

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @trollhattan:  Probably? No chance in hell he attends. Tho, I’ve said before, I really hope that Biden scales back the ceremony to the absolute minimum. We’re still in the middle of a pandemic here..

    And woot!

  80. 80.

    Redshift

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    BBC showing footage of Trump’s golf course, stressing that they can’t actually say for sure if the player on camera is Trump. Such a perfect image to illustrate the Trump presidency, golfing at a time when any real leader would be preparing for his duties.

  81. 81.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    Haha. Except Hannibal Lector was intelligent.

  82. 82.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @dmsilev: taco trains!

  83. 83.

    Scout211

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @Mary G:

    oh my god. More tears.  Awesome video.

  84. 84.

    Martin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    @Punchy: No. Biden would win that lawsuit in 3 minutes. He can freeze them out of the WH, but:

    A) Biden has plenty of WH experience to navigate that just fine.

    B) I can’t imagine there’s anything ongoing in the WH  that Biden is interested in smoothly segueing off of. The only thing of value there is Fauci, and I’m pretty sure they’re already talking.

  85. 85.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca:

    Are we talking about the same person here? IOW I’ll have what Turley is having. #MyBrainHoldsBakeSale

  86. 86.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    @MattF

    To those looking it up: First of all, it’s most commonly spelled bupkis.

  87. 87.

    DaveInCO

    November 7, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    @Splitting Image: Absolutely thank you DougJ! This was a “if not now, when” year for political contributions. I’m always confident that if DougJ recommends a candidate, it’s worth it.

  88. 88.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    @Baud: I bet Hillary had a cigarette after typing that.

  89. 89.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    @Punchy:

    I think you’re going to see just how quickly people will stop listening to Trump.

  90. 90.

    Punchy

    November 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    @The Dangerman: nothings official until the Electoral College meets and votes.  So you’ll likely have a smidgen of fear for another 5 weeks or so.  Until that time, Trump may try almost anything, including ordering the arrest and detention of all Biden-state electors.  Or martial law.

  91. 91.

    rattle mullet

    November 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Now and until 1/20/21 America will enter into the most dangerous time of trumps narcissistic delusion of grandeur. Brace yourselves. There are many supporting his violent rhetoric about a stolen election and crimes against democracy. His supporters are followers not independent thinkers, they need to be led and told what do through the Putin network of fox, RW media outlets, Facebook and twitter.

  92. 92.

    raven

    November 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    @enplaned: Not one fucking word of that is something no one knows but thanks.

  93. 93.

    Immanentize

    November 7, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    Under the Presidential Transition Act of 1963, a candidate becomes “President-Elect” (for purposes of the transition rules) when the GSA Administrator ascertains that it’s “apparent” that they’ve won an electoral college majority.https://t.co/yJVqM6bd45Methinks we’re there. pic.twitter.com/2JHAHLpKs4— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) November 7, 2020

  94. 94.

    Sure Lurkalot

    November 7, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    @Baud: it’s freaking awful. Biden won the “working class” vote. After all this time, still selling the faux populism? The MFer told his supporters to their faces how little he cared about them.

  95. 95.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    @dmsilev:

    It’s so appropriate that the news came while he was out golfing.

    Chef’s kiss! 

  96. 96.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Super sad that John Lewis was not here to see this – this defeat of fascism. This _triumph_.

  97. 97.

    hueyplong

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    @enplaned: Wouldn’t be shocking if IC has some presents about Trump for the new admin on 1/21.

    I can imagine situations in which monitoring of foreigners picked up some things from u careful Trump minions or the anthropomorphic colostomy bag himself.

  98. 98.

    Ksmiami

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: ok you win the interwebs

  99. 99.

    PsiFighter37

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    So happy, and maybe more relieved.

    To any Trump supporter out there. fuck your feelings!!!

  100. 100.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    @Sure Lurkalot:

    Yeah.  And a lot of gratuitous slagging of Dems in praising Biden.

  101. 101.

    Elizabelle

    November 7, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    And just think, Donald. This is still the best day of the rest of your miserable life. #lawyerupbuttercup

    LOL.  Perfect.

    Jane Mayer has a delectable article up in this week’s New Yorker. Complete with excellent full color illustration of Trump’s possible future.

    Why Trump Can’t Afford to Lose

    … Trump has famously survived one impeachment, two divorces, six bankruptcies, twenty-six accusations of sexual misconduct, and an estimated four thousand lawsuits. Few people have evaded consequences more cunningly. That run of good luck may well end, perhaps brutally, if he loses to Joe Biden. Even if Trump wins, grave legal and financial threats will loom over his second term.

    Two of the investigations into Trump are being led by powerful state and city law-enforcement officials in New York. Cyrus Vance, Jr., the Manhattan District Attorney, and Letitia James, New York’s attorney general, are independently pursuing potential criminal charges related to Trump’s business practices before he became President. Because their jurisdictions lie outside the federal realm, any indictments or convictions resulting from their actions would be beyond the reach of a Presidential pardon. Trump’s legal expenses alone are likely to be daunting. (By the time Bill Clinton left the White House, he’d racked up more than ten million dollars in legal fees.)

    And Trump’s finances are already under growing strain. During the next four years, according to a stunning recent Times report, Trump—whether reëlected or not—must meet payment deadlines for more than three hundred million dollars in loans that he has personally guaranteed; much of this debt is owed to such foreign creditors as Deutsche Bank. Unless he can refinance with the lenders, he will be on the hook. The Financial Times, meanwhile, estimates that, in all, about nine hundred million dollars’ worth of Trump’s real-estate debt will come due within the next four years. At the same time, he is locked in a dispute with the Internal Revenue Service over a deduction that he has claimed on his income-tax forms; an adverse ruling could cost him an additional hundred million dollars.

    To pay off such debts, the President, whose net worth is estimated by Forbes to be two and a half billion dollars, could sell some of his most valuable real-estate assets—or, as he has in the past, find ways to stiff his creditors. But, according to an analysis by the Washington Post, Trump’s properties—especially his hotels and resorts—have been hit hard by the pandemic and the fallout from his divisive political career. “It’s the office of the Presidency that’s keeping him from prison and the poorhouse,” Timothy Snyder, a history professor at Yale who studies authoritarianism, told me.

    …. Last winter, a Cabinet secretary told me Trump had confided that he couldn’t imagine returning to his former life as a real-estate developer. As the Cabinet secretary recalled, the two men were gliding along in a motorcade, surrounded by throngs of adoring supporters, when Trump remarked, “Isn’t this incredible? After this, I could never return to ordering windows. It would be so boring.”

    I think he need not worry about windows, aside from how narrow will his be? Welcome to the rest of your life, Trump.

    May you be even sorrier about that ridiculous EC victory in 2016 and that you did not  just jet off to Turnberry in Scotland, as you’d planned.  You’d still be a jerk, but you might not be as big a laughingstock.

    And now: back to celebrating Prez-elect Joe and VP-elect Kamala. Say her name (right!)

  102. 102.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 7, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    The dirtiest rat that ever came out of New York City is sent crawling back down the stinking sewer from which he crawled. Adios, indeed, motherfucker. 

    No way Putin’s bitch will go back to NYC, unless he’s a MASSIVE moron.

    (Yes, yes, I know.)

  103. 103.

    Tony Jay

    November 7, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    @Splitting Image:

    I’m very much looking forward to the forthcoming statement from the President-Elect’s desk that his Administration will direct the DoJ to investigate and prosecute any individual or individuals who are discovered to have removed, destroyed, replaced, mislaid or otherwise made unavailable any and all documentation that comes under the various preservation of records acts.

    Get the rats snitching on each other while Tang fumes helplessly.

  104. 104.

    Quinerly

    November 7, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    @dmsilev: I’m hoping Lyndsey was playing with him.

  105. 105.

    prostratedragon

    November 7, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Mariachi “Star-Spangled Banner”

  106. 106.

    Luciamia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Dogs in the White House again, y’all! And music. And sanity and…I could go on…

  107. 107.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    Nice that this happened on a Saturday, and it’s a day of balmy weather in the NE  at least.  I hope for two nice days of cheering in the streets.   Broadcasts of crowds in cities.

  108. 108.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    November 7, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    TPM has Trump’s statement, if anyone cares.

    tl;dr: He won and he’ll sue.

  109. 109.

    Mike in NC

    November 7, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    I’m heading out to buy a bottle of Champagne before there’s a run on the stores. It’ll be worse than it was trying to buy a roll of toilet paper back in April.

  110. 110.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    @Punchy: Celebrating and spiking the football actually helps at this point–it doesn’t mean we’re unaware of the danger of some kind of coup, it’s the way to signal as loudly as possible to anybody who might be plotting one that the people are not actually going to accept it. Legitimacy is about public feeling, which is why it’s important that the mass media call this even if they have no legal or constitutional role.

  111. 111.

    p.a.

    November 7, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Hey hats off to Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.)!!??????????????

  112. 112.

    Calouste

    November 7, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Has any Republican office holder come out yet with a perfunctory “I congratulate Joe Biden on his victory and look forward to working with him in the future”? Or are they all cowards? Nothing on Twitter for Charlie Baker or Mitt Romney so far.

  113. 113.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Yes, it’s an actual law; and we all know how law-abiding Trump is.

  114. 114.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 7, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    About fucking time.

    I hope you all appreciate what I did for you. Instead of watching the box, I went outside to deploy the heated birdbaths before the storm comes in. Of course they announced while I was doing something else.

  115. 115.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: No one cares.

  116. 116.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    He is too large to crawl back into his sewer. Or anywhere for that matter.

  117. 117.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    I call bullshit on Trump. He’s not holed up in his bunker trying to save his presidency, he’s out on the golf course, squeezing out as much of his free ride as he can.

  118. 118.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Agree.

  119. 119.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @Punchy: I don’t know about that, but the current government funding bill expires on December 11, and his signature will be required on an extension to keep the government open, so if he throws a big enough hissy fit we may have another government shutdown.

  120. 120.

    Mike in NC

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @enplaned:  Starting next week the Trump Crime Family will be very busy shredding documents, smashing hard drives, and stealing the White House silverware.

  121. 121.

    AWOL

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Being I just got back from dancing in the streets of uptown Manhattan with thousands, I don’t think he’s coming back . . .

  122. 122.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @Calouste: Charlie Baker is busy changing the definition of “condition red” so we don’t worry about COVID-19 so much.

  123. 123.

    Calouste

    November 7, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    @hueyplong: Don’t even need the IC, the recordings of the phone calls with foreign leaders will be enough.

  124. 124.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Democrats need to start practice saying, “Fuck you, we won.”

  125. 125.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    Skipping out of Slavic panel (Zoom makes this possible) to say YAYAYAYAYAY!

  126. 126.

    Cheryl Rofer

    November 7, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    We did it, @JoeBiden. pic.twitter.com/oCgeylsjB4

    — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) November 7, 2020

  127. 127.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Atlanta’s mayor crying on MJ.

  128. 128.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Music for the morning.

  129. 129.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 7, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    @Aleta: https://twitter.com/MarkHarrisNYC/status/1325113941987647488?s=20

  130. 130.

    cain

    November 7, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I want a super fast train from LAX to SEA or even to Vancouver, BC. That would be amazing – I could do easy commutes to california for work.

  131. 131.

    lollipopguild

    November 7, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    @cain: John is watching all of this from Heaven.

  132. 132.

    Zzyzx

    November 7, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    I was on my run when the news broke. Going down to Capitol Hill and celebrating as an anarchist jurisdiction does

  133. 133.

    Tony Jay

    November 7, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    The scramble to be the person history celebrates as the individual who finally brought Donald Trump to justice is going to be fierce.

  134. 134.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    @debbie: my gif game is weak, but there are three or four quick shots from Caddyshack that would be appropriate today, for different reasons, from RAT FARTS! to So let’s dance!

  135. 135.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    @Zzyzx:

    It’s crowded. Wear a mask!

  136. 136.

    different-church-lady

    November 7, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    I saw that and got goosebumps. It finally feels real.

  137. 137.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:38 pm

     

    @Elizabelle: Hope. It’s a beautiful thing.

  138. 138.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Aside from all else that is wonderful, it will be glorious to have two couples back in the White House who are each are deeply in love with their respective partners. https://t.co/1lsSyXmXuL— Sarah DEMOCRACY IS BACK Parcak (@indyfromspace) November 7, 2020

  139. 139.

    Sloane Ranger

    November 7, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    Now I can do what I’ve been wanting to do for 4 long years! When Trump was elected I vowed not to visit the USA until he had been swept from power.

    So, when this pandemic is over, I plan to spend 3 weeks travelling along the East Coast, flying into Boston and back home from DC (or possibly vice versa), visiting NY and Philly on the way.

    Taking Amtrak, out of respect for your new President, naturally.

    I will be asking fellow Jackals for guidance on what to see and where to stay nearer the time!

  140. 140.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    @trollhattan:

    A real First Lady, a beautiful, intelligent, tough, kind person who raised another woman’s two sons with dedication and love.

  141. 141.

    divF

    November 7, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    I’m sitting in front of the Vine Street Peet’s drinking coffee. Someone is playing Kool and the Gang Celebration (Oakland A’s victory theme). Horns honking. I’m about to go down to the cheese board (a worker owned collective for the last 50 years) and expect to see big smiles behind the masks.

    all this east bay detail in honor of Kamala Harris, a native daughter.

  142. 142.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    YESSSSSS

  143. 143.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 7, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    @cain: With a taco dining car!

  144. 144.

    patrick II

    November 7, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I would like Biden to start managing the epidemic response ASAP. Another 80 days with the Trump/Azar herd immunity approach will likely cause 100,000  more deaths (1,182 yesterday and climbing) and leave the virus further out of control.  I don’t think Mr. transactional would allow that, but promise him less jail time or something. The deaths seem even more horrifyingly unnecessary now that he doesn’t need to pretend everything is o.k. to win re-election any longer.

  145. 145.

    Punchy

    November 7, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    @What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?: “if”?  LOL

  146. 146.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    @hueyplong:

    Great!

  147. 147.

    Wanderer

    November 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Congratulations to President and Vice President elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!  It is wonderful to see the spontaneous celebrations.

  148. 148.

    gene108

    November 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    ?????????????????‍♀️????‍♂️??‍♂️?????????????

  149. 149.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    You always seemed the most nervous of all of us over the last four years.  I’m happy for you today.

  150. 150.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    And please, I don’t want to hear from the eeyores about all the hard work we have ahead of us. I know that. Everybody knows that. I want to enjoy our hard-earned victory today, OK?

  151. 151.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    And the judge will say, “You got nothing. Piss off, loser.”

  152. 152.

    Sebastien

    November 7, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    From a French lurker: congrats to all the Americans who have endured these four years of daily wrecking of their ideals, who have stood up, fought back and finally got their deserved victory.

    And thanks to all of you beautiful jackals who since 1996 (the time I started following) make me laugh, think, tear up and just love America.

    Hat off and godspeed, Mr President Biden, Madame Vice-President Harris. Damn if saying that doesn’t feel like a longtime friend is back.

  153. 153.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    November 7, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    @Baud: We’re civilized here in in California, we already have taco trucks.

  154. 154.

    Sam

    November 7, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    @Mike in NC: not quite, they won’t have him anymore ?

  155. 155.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Biden will speak at 8 pm.

  156. 156.

    Ms. Deranged in AZ

    November 7, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    Oh thank sweet baby Jesus on toast!! The relief I feel is indescribable.

  157. 157.

    Raoul Pasre

    November 7, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    I wish I could watch these comment threads all day

    People all around the world are doubtless celebrating

  158. 158.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    All things are possible where Republicans are weak.

  159. 159.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: This.

  160. 160.

    pluky

    November 7, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    @Punchy: To add to the other two responses below, remember that not all of this is new to Biden. He has eight years experience as #2, plus decades as a Senator, to call on in getting up to speed with or without Trump’s cooperation.

  161. 161.

    chrisanthemama

    November 7, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    @Punchy: Yep, there’s a Presidential Transition law, but why should trump obey any laws, right?  https://presidentialtransition.org/publications/presidential-transition-act-summary/

  162. 162.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 7, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:  Amen, I had to bite my virtual tongue on a “Dude, read the room” reply

    We all know what’s ahead of us. Take this moment.

  163. 163.

    pluky

    November 7, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    @patrick II: Nope. While he does get SS protection, he now has to stay within budget.

  164. 164.

    Punchy

    November 7, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    So does Trump concede by next Friday?  End of the month?  Never?

  165. 165.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    So I guess Trump is going to try to get ALL the mail votes thrown out in Pennsylvania on the grounds that they only let some of his goons into the counting rooms, and therefore every single one of those millions is an “illegal vote”. I trust this is going to go about as well as the challenges in Michigan and Wisconsin.

  166. 166.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    @Punchy:

    Don’t know, don’t care.

  167. 167.

    dc

    November 7, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their Fox talking heads.

    Why choose?

  168. 168.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    @Matt McIrvin: 

    It’ll fail or there will be civil war. I bet fail.

  169. 169.

    sdhays

    November 7, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    @feebog: Don’t write off the Alaska election yet. We might not win, but once again, most of the Democratic votes aren’t in and the candidate himself says he’s confident. We just have to wait and see.

    The Georgia special elections are going to be an uphill battle, but we now know it CAN be done. I’m not conceding the Senate until all the voting is done.

  170. 170.

    Neldob

    November 7, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    I wish I could burn a pile of those stupid hats in the yard while dancing and playing my kazoo. Godess bless America.

  171. 171.

    otmar

    November 7, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    @Amir Khalid: “Schleiche dich,…”

    Literally “Slink away”.

  172. 172.

    Matt McIrvin

    November 7, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    @Baud: It kind of reminds me of the strategy of a defendant trying to act out and disrupt court proceedings in order to get a mistrial declared. Judges don’t like it.

  173. 173.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    I’m looking forward to that blessed day when I see MAGA hats selling on eBay for a buck.

  174. 174.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    @otmar:

    Vielen dank.

  175. 175.

    otmar

    November 7, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    @Amir Khalid: “Schleiche dich,…”

    Literally “Slink away”.

    @Amir Khalid: this summer, two stand up artists translated a viennese classic song to high German. Have fun https://youtu.be/ScGBoIRtMpU

    (Starts at about 10:00)

  176. 176.

    Elizabelle

    November 7, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    @Luciamia:   I had not realized the Bidens had two German Shepherds.  Happy to see those pups moving in!

  177. 177.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    It’s perhaps best this dropped on a Saturday. I do NOT have to pretend I’m working the rest of the day.

  178. 178.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    “You know who else loved German shepherds….” [hey, somebody had to say it]

    Those noble Good Boys will add so much to the place. Can’t wait.

  179. 179.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    John, one of the reasons I love you (in a manly-man [as Gen. J.C. Christian might say] sort-of way, of course) is post titles like this. I don’t even have to check to see who wrote it.

  180. 180.

    jonas

    November 7, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    @dmsilev: I did not know that. Good to know — they can’t fuck around out of spite.

  181. 181.

    akryan

    November 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    flying under the radar, but may be yet another plot twist in this election, AK doesn’t START counting absentee and early vote ballots until a week after the election. There are well over 100,000 of those up this year. That is a huge number in a state as small as AK. Dan Sullivan is just some carpetbagger. He doesn’t have the life-long AK roots of a Murkowski, so he doesn’t have that generational loyalty that she does. His opponent Al Gross has that AK cred. It’s not impossible he wins a senate seat.

  182. 182.

    otmar

    November 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    @Raoul Pasre: yes, we are.

  183. 183.

    James E Powell

    November 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Reposting this from the dead thread below

    John Kasich on TV saying how Democrats have to listen to the rest of the country. Then lists a bunch of things that Democrats have been in favor of for many years

    Later he shifted to saying we have enormous problems in this country with debt, social security . . . I mean, he didn’t even wait 12 hours

    Republicans. They are all just assholes.

  184. 184.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    @gene108:

    Showoff

  185. 185.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    @dmsilev:

    It’s an actual law, the Presidential Transition Act.

    OK, but who’s going to enforce it? Not The Traitor Bill Barr. Maybe Chris Wray, but that seems unlikely.

  186. 186.

    Salty Sam

    November 7, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    This old white guy would like to publicly express OVERWHELMING GRATITUDE to African Americans in general, and AA WOMEN in particular, for pulling us out of this terrible situation.  It cannot be said enough that it would not have been possible without you!

    As an old white guy, I have been amazed, for many many years, how a group of people who have every reason to give up on the American Experiment have continually shown up, and shown the rest of us the way.

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

  187. 187.

    Kent

    November 7, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    And Steve Kornacki finally gets his first pee break in 5 days!

  188. 188.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    @James E Powell:

    John Kasich on TV saying how Democrats have to listen to the rest of the country.

    As better persons than I have said: fuck your feelings, Kasich, you toadweasel.

  189. 189.

    JanieM

    November 7, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    @James E Powell: Might as well start his campaign to be the R nominee in 2024 sooner rather than later.

  190. 190.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    @Sebastien:

    Merci, mon ami.

  191. 191.

    Catatonia

    November 7, 2020 at 1:05 pm

  192. 192.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    @SFAW: After the past four years, I think the days of Democrats bringing knives to a gun fight are over.

  193. 193.

    Gary

    November 7, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    In case otmar doesn’t see your question:

    In standard German Schleichen means to creep, or more generally to  do something sneakily.  I guess it has a more forceful meaning in Viennese dialect.

    Dich is reflexive, so the whole thing means get yourself gone under the radar, i.e. buzz off

  194. 194.

    Catatonia

    November 7, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    https://images.app.goo.gl/ozKg8vLnvx3GN1my5

  195. 195.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    @SFAW:

    Surprised he stopped short of demanding Biden appoint some Republicans to his cabinet in a show of bipartisanship.

  196. 196.

    catclub

    November 7, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    @dmsilev: and the attorney general would be tasked with enforcing it.

    Good luck with that.

     

    OTOH, Trump did not care about the transition going in, so he probably won’t care about it going out.

  197. 197.

    Geoduck

    November 7, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    @cain: I’d settle for normal-speed commuter train service all the way up and down the West Coast.

  198. 198.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    @Catatonia:
    HERCULES MULLIGAN!!!!

  199. 199.

    catclub

    November 7, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke: when I see MAGA hats selling on eBay for a buck.

     

    I now feel it is time to wear one.  maybe BH-MAGA

  200. 200.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    After the past four years, I think the days of Democrats bringing knives to a gun fight are over.

    From your keyboard to FSM’s earlike noodle-y appendages.

  201. 201.

    catclub

    November 7, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    @Salty Sam: seconded.

     

    If democracy was on the ballot against white supremacy, white supremacy got 47% of the vote. White people, our fellow citizens, ack.

  202. 202.

    Ksmiami

    November 7, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    @Salty Sam: Seconded- Black Americans saved us yet again

  203. 203.

    LurkerNoLonger

    November 7, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    This is a funny Tweet:

    So the race ends as the President golfs—and his pathetic aides stage a shambolic press conference at a landscaping company next to a dildo store. I couldn’t have precisely predicted this, but it seems inevitable really.

  204. 204.

    Origuy

    November 7, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    It has to be said:

    This is good news for John McCain.

  205. 205.

    Isua

    November 7, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):

    Oh my god, my heart just grew three sizes, and it was as already pretty expansive today.

  206. 206.

    geg6

    November 7, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    @Sebastien:

    And now you’ve gone and made me cry again.  This just the best day! ?

  207. 207.

    Baud

    November 7, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    @Origuy:

    Hahaha.

  208. 208.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    Enjoy and gloat a bt!

  209. 209.

    Teresa Pohl

    November 7, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    @Alison Rose:   Yes!  That is a fantastic idea!!!

     

     

    @Alison Rose:

  210. 210.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    @James E Powell:

    That’s him all over, and that’s why he’s broadcasting from the remotest section of the wilderness.

  211. 211.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    @catclub:

    Maybe use a Sharpie to insert the word “Actually”?

  212. 212.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    @debbie: I feel that gloating was implicit in enjoying.

  213. 213.

    satby

    November 7, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Both my Mexican exchange sons and several of my widespread exchange daughters are messaging me to express relief. Long road ahead, but today is for celebration.

  214. 214.

    debbie

    November 7, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Surrounded as I am by Republicans, there is a difference. I think I’ll go stroll by the homes with Trump signs and listen for sounds of wailing. That’ll be when I can really let my gloat run freed.

  215. 215.

    The Thin Black Duke

    November 7, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    @debbie: Let your freak flag fly proudly, my Lady.

  216. 216.

    Calouste

    November 7, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    @SFAW: Biden should make it clear to the current White House staffers that on 1/20 they hand in their badge, and after that, but before they go home, there will be a, let’s call it “debriefing”, with the FBI.

  217. 217.

    PAM Dirac

    November 7, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    @SFAW:

     

    OK, but who’s going to enforce it?

    My reading of the summary is that it is mainly a bureaucratic thing, office space, briefings, and all kinds of detail things that drumpf has no interest in. As someone else mentioned, Biden has a pretty good knowledge of how bureaucracy functions and should have plenty of help from others that know and also from a sizable number of civil servants who know that he will take their work seriously. I suspect that all the Biden transition team needs to do is focus on what they need to do and it won’t attract much, if any attention from drumpf.

  218. 218.

    Kathleen

    November 7, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    @Salty Sam:  That is exactly how I feel. Thank you for your eloquence!

  219. 219.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2020 at 1:56 pm

    @Punchy:

    He is president up until noon January 20, 2021. Unless he walks away – resigns. A friend said that if he goes to MarLogo to sulk he’s no longer president. I tried to explain it doesn’t work that way, but he just wants him gone so badly that he doesn’t get there is a process and it isn’t like him not showing up for work.

  220. 220.

    cwmoss

    November 7, 2020 at 1:58 pm

    @prostratedragon: PDX native here. Um, Jim Paxson retired in 1990… I assume you’re referring to the beloved Trail Blazer.

  221. 221.

    jimmiraybob

    November 7, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Adios Motherfucker

    Great clarity, a subdued Schwarzenegger, a very rich with bold Samuel L. Jackson and yet a subtle hint of MAGA tears.  I’ll take the whole bottle please.

  222. 222.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    @SFAW:

    I’m thinking he’s more of a toadfart than toadweasel.

    YMMV

  223. 223.

    cwmoss

    November 7, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    @Baud: Also too, one of Brian Cox’s best roles!

  224. 224.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2020 at 2:02 pm

    @catclub:

    Maybe a FO-MEGA?

  225. 225.

    Ruckus

    November 7, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    @Redshift:

    Let me ask you, would you rather have shitforbrains golfing, or in the WH causing more destruction?

    I’m sort of hoping that he’s golfing……

  226. 226.

    Brachiator

    November 7, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Adios Motherfucker

    I slept in late today after a rough day and uneven night’s sleep, so I am just seeing the news.

    Are we there yet?

    Yes, we are here!

    And once again, I am loving the lyrics to Star Trek: Enterprise, for this moment.

    It’s been a long road
    Getting from there to here
    It’s been a long time
    But my time is finally near
    And I can feel the change in the wind right now
    Nothing’s in my way
    And they’re not gonna hold me down no more
    No, they’re not gonna hold me down

    ‘Cause I’ve got faith of the heart
    I’m going where my heart will take me
    I’ve got faith to believe
    I can do anything
    I’ve got strength of the soul
    And no one’s gonna bend or break me
    I can reach any star
    I’ve got faith
    I’ve got faith, faith of the heart

    There’s a lot of work to do. And I have faith in Biden and Harris.

  227. 227.

    J R in WV

    November 7, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    @Sebastien:

    From a French lurker: congrats to all the Americans who have endured these four years of daily wrecking of their ideals, who have stood up, fought back and finally got their deserved victory.

    Thanks, Sebastien! We’ve worked hard, donated, organized, now we get to be happy.

    And Wife and I love France, and once the Trump Plague is over, we intend to spent a lot of time in Europe, visiting ancient places and eating great food all over the continent. Oysters in Brittany!!!

    Cheese, champagne, bread. Liberty, equality, fraternity!!!

  228. 228.

    SFAW

    November 7, 2020 at 2:26 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I’m thinking he’s more of a toadfart than toadweasel.

    I’m OK with either one, as well as a whole host of similar expressions.

  229. 229.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    November 7, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Today in Headlines For Which the Only Proper Response is Go Fuck Yourself:

    “Let’s give Biden something too few gave Trump: A chance to lead”

    Opinion by Gary Abernathy

  230. 230.

    evodevo

    November 7, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Don’t know…Schleich dich is creep up or sneak up

  231. 231.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 7, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    From an earlier thread:

    Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming

    Make that pay-per-view, and they could knock a big hole in the deficit.

  232. 232.

    coolgroove

    November 7, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    I saw a headline stating: “The GOP has a decision to make: It’s either Trump or America.”
    The fascist party already chose Trump. They seceded from the United States when they refused to convict him in his impeachment. They are not American. They have no connection to America. Tell them to get the fuck off our land.

  233. 233.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 7, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Hey that’s my gag. dammit, you got here first…

  234. 234.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 7, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    Sooner is back home, both physically and spiritually. :)

  235. 235.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 7, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    trump officially moved to Florida, he’s likely heading to Mar-a-Logoff before fleeing the country altogether.

  236. 236.

    Calouste

    November 7, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Kicking and screaming at the same time is a lot of work. Maybe it should be divided between the Secret Service and the shitgibbon.

  237. 237.

    trnc

    November 7, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Get the fuck out of here.

    I have nothing to add.

  238. 238.

    artem1s

    November 7, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Surprised he stopped short of demanding Biden appoint some Republicans to his cabinet in a show of bipartisanship.

    he’s got his trolls all over his twitter feed slavering over the idea of Kasich being appointed to the cabinet.  I guess he expects to be rewarded for NOT flipping OH to Biden.  there was a reason we referred to him as King John when he was governor. he’s an arrogant asshole and will try to claim credit for winning this election and saving the GOP from Trump all on his own.  too bad he failed miserably at stopping Trump back in 2016 when it would have done some good for the country and the GOP.  seriously he’s even more reviled by Rs than JEB.  Not hated quite as much as Ted Cruz but working on it.

  239. 239.

    Ivan X

    November 7, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    I don’t think there’s anything I can add that others haven’t already said, but I wanted to celebrate with all of you. Here’s to Joe and Kamala! (And don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out, Loser!)

  240. 240.

    Bart

    November 7, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Here is how to pronounce it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmuDeCIP874

  241. 241.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    November 7, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    @dc: It’s not multiple choice, it’s all of them, of course.  Translated from the Assyrian, I think.

  242. 242.

    A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)

    November 7, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    @Salty Sam: True that, from an old white woman.

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