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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Moving Along, As Scheduled

Wednesday Morning Open Thread: Moving Along, As Scheduled

by Anne Laurie|  January 6, 20217:29 am| 230 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

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Here’s Biden’s schedule guidance for tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/AWkjdGVAZT

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 6, 2021


Here’s Trump’s public schedule for tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/LsQ6DllbVg

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 6, 2021

INBOX: Pelosi announces additional committee assignments for 117th Congress

Oversight and Reform Committee:
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York
Congresswoman Katie Porter of California
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib of Michigan
Congresswoman Cori Bush of Missouri

— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) January 6, 2021

Republicans would no longer have the votes to block Tanden, and the chairman of the committee that will hear her nomination will be…

… wait for it…

Bernie Sanders. https://t.co/HEmcFn8QXD

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 6, 2021


As was foretold:

Want to know what's at stake this election? If we lose the Senate, socialist Bernie Sanders will become Budget Committee Chairman. If we hold the Senate, and I am re-elected, I will be Budget Committee Chairman.

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) October 9, 2020

I would guess Jimmy Carter is almost as happy as about-to-be Senator Warnock, right now…

trick question: he is sleeping soundly, having spent the day building houses for poor people https://t.co/aK2mLI02X6

— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) January 6, 2021

Former President Jimmy Carter and former first lady Rosalynn Carter will not attend President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration. It marks the first time the couple, 96 and 93, will have missed the ceremonies since Carter was sworn in as president in 1977. https://t.co/yYA8AH2h9C

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) January 5, 2021

There are no do overs in elections but if President Trump had conceded on election night, GOP senate candidates in Georgia could have argued against a Democratic trifecta in DC. Instead, GOP is likely to lose majority and is left with tomorrow’s dead end protest

— Lee M. Miringoff (@LeeMiringoff) January 6, 2021

People are going to say the conspiracy theories depressed GOP turnout, but my data-free gut feeling is attacking the black church and hanging with klansmen in a state with a very large African-American population may have been a bigger fucko-boingo.

— Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill (@IRHotTakes) January 6, 2021

missed this among the good news earlier https://t.co/dqX5gRFSeC

— counterfactual (@counterfax) January 6, 2021

my gut tells me pence doesn’t show up, but i realize it’s probably wrong. it’s the weasel move, and my first inclination is that pence gravitates toward that, always.

— Normie Transition Team (@CalmSporting) January 5, 2021

gettin on ice cream o clock pic.twitter.com/DPPcBBWP9j

— kilgore trout, brad r’s brother (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 6, 2021

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  1. 1.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 7:32 am

    Since lawsuits now flow so freely, can someone please file one against Donald Trump for dereliction of duty since Nov. 3rd?

  2. 2.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 7:32 am

    All hail the woman who turned GA blue.

    Thank you, WaterGirl!

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:34 am

    The GA win sets the tone for NC as well as other Southern States next cycle. It's opened them up to what is possible. No turning back… https://t.co/EtLq1qISlR— Nkem™️ (@nkem) January 6, 2021

  5. 5.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 7:34 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 7:34 am

    @rikyrah:

    NC has been on the cusp forever.  We need to make it blue.

  7. 7.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:34 am

    Mitch, you’re fired. Laughing my Ossoff.— Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) January 6, 2021

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:35 am

    ???

    It’s totally fitting that Trump raised two Fredos https://t.co/3ql1gbVfr1— Steve Schmidt (@SteveSchmidtSES) January 6, 2021

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:36 am

    John Lewis told us it was all going to be ok. pic.twitter.com/ozmTzkdgCQ— Adrienne C. McWilliams (@SisterNightSays) January 6, 2021

  10. 10.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 7:37 am

    @rikyrah:

    ?

  11. 11.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 7:37 am

    Congrats to all our Georgia Jackals. One down, one to go.

  12. 12.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:37 am

    I was up until 2:30 this morning. I couldn’t get to bed until I knew about Ossoff. Just called in sick. Will do some work from home.

  13. 13.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 7:37 am

    Black people have never been the problem, but the solution. No one values freedom more than those who’ve never had it. Saved this democracy from itself once again. Now, when will this country give Black Americans what they’re owed?— Ida Bae Wells (@nhannahjones) January 6, 2021

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:38 am

    ???

    speaking of fox news, they just had a discussion about Democrats forcing Americans to stop saying Amen because it's got "men" in it and i have questions.— Florida Chris (@chrislongview) January 6, 2021

  15. 15.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 7:39 am

    They stole the Governorship from Stacey Abrams and she came back and took the Presidency and 2 Senate seats. pic.twitter.com/075U3Js9Av— Serious “still work to do” Black ? (@NicsuPR) January 6, 2021

  16. 16.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 6, 2021 at 7:40 am

    How does Pence let the Proud Boys down gently about taking Donald to a farm upstate?

  17. 17.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 7:40 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Ossoff is slightly ahead at the moment. What a great way to start the day!

  18. 18.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 6, 2021 at 7:41 am

    @rikyrah:

    The War on Christmas has many salients.

  19. 19.

    MJS

    January 6, 2021 at 7:42 am

    @Baud: Here’s hoping the next Democratic nominee for the next NC Senate seat has more self-awareness, and a better understanding of how politics works, than the most recent one did. First rule – if you’re a Democrat, and you’re having an affair that you’re documenting via text, maybe sit this one out.

  20. 20.

    gkoutnik

    January 6, 2021 at 7:44 am

    “Save America Rally” – wasn’t that called the Victory Rally, just last week?

  21. 21.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 7:44 am

    @debbie: Yep. Last I saw 16,000 or 0.4% with high population DEM areas still out. I am very hopeful but I don’t want to jinx it by counting chickens before they’ve hatched.

  22. 22.

    Feathers

    January 6, 2021 at 7:46 am

    @MJS: If you are having an affair, sit this one out.

  23. 23.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 7:48 am

    I had a dream last night that Democrats fought to a 50-50 tie in the Senate and everyone was losing their minds about the possibilities and I pointed out very little would change unless there was filibuster reform and everyone got mad at me for being a debbie downer and I was like whoa isn’t this the place that specialized in steely-eyed reality about why nothing good was ever possible the eight years of the last Demcoratic president and then FlipYrWhig, Martin and Nick’s three sockpuppets all started beating me with inflatable Obama dolls.

  24. 24.

    dmsilev

    January 6, 2021 at 7:49 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    A golf course up-state , surely?

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 7:49 am

    @rikyrah:

    Cleaver said he “concluded with a lighthearted pun in recognition of the record number of women who will be representing the American people in Congress during this term as well as in recognition of the first female chaplain of the House of Representatives whose service commenced this week”.

    Cleaver led the search committee that selected Margaret Grun Kibben, the former chief chaplain of the navy, for that role.

    “I personally find these historic occasions to be blessings from God for which I am grateful,” Cleaver said, adding that he was “deeply disappointed that my prayer has been misinterpreted and misconstrued by some to fit a narrative that stokes resentment and greater division among portions of our population.

    “Rather than reflecting on my faithful requests for community healing and reversion from our increasingly tribal tendencies, it appears that some have latched on to the final word of this conversation in an attempt to twist my message to God and demean me personally.

    “In doing so, they have proven one point of my greater message – that we are all ‘soiled by selfishness, perverted by prejudice and inveigled by ideology’.

    We can expect at least 4 years of Republican butthurt, because everyone knows they are the real victims: A Fox News Host Thinks Society Is ‘Rigged’ Against Republicans

    “I think Americans, I think Republicans, conservatives, can be forgiven for their skepticism,” Fox News’ Will Cain said early Tuesday. “Because whether or not an election was rigged, it certainly feels like society is rigged right now.”

  26. 26.

    mali muso

    January 6, 2021 at 7:49 am

    What is this strange feeling….could it be…hope?  Glad to be working from home this week as I certainly would not be able to sit still in the office.

  27. 27.

    JCJ

    January 6, 2021 at 7:49 am

    I am picturing Ms. Abrams responding to the big “fuck you” she got when the election was stolen from her in 2018 with a “no motherfuckers, fuck you” to the Georgia Republicans in 2020/2021 (and hopefully more in the future)

  28. 28.

    Ramalama

    January 6, 2021 at 7:52 am

    Marcy Wheeler asks a couple of questions, one possibly relevant to a certain Jackal:

    Two stories I’d like to see: 1) A really nuanced profile of Manchin. He’s being treated as a caricature right now. 2) An argument that Dems waited too long (particularly as compared GOP) to focus on recruiting Black candidates at the state level.

  29. 29.

    Punchy

    January 6, 2021 at 7:52 am

    So now we get to witness–twice over– the brand-new Trump-designed concession speech:  claiming victory instead.  Karpetbagger Kelly is already there, and Mister P will be doing it soon.

  30. 30.

    raven

    January 6, 2021 at 7:53 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: who gives a fuck

  31. 31.

    JWR

    January 6, 2021 at 7:54 am

    @debbie: Does anybody know when they’ll start the final count in GA? (And we all know they’ve been up to “something something rigged fraudulent dead people” down there, right?)

  32. 32.

    Low Key Swagger

    January 6, 2021 at 7:55 am

    Ms. Abrams has certainly demonstrated she can herd cats.

  33. 33.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 6, 2021 at 7:55 am

    @dmsilev:

    Whete he can run and laugh and golf with all of his little golfer friends….

  34. 34.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 7:57 am

    fucko-boingo

    Technical term.

  35. 35.

    Winston

    January 6, 2021 at 8:00 am

    Newsmax calls it for Ossoff. So does Decision Desk.

  36. 36.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:00 am

    @debbie:

    Since lawsuits now flow so freely, can someone please file one against Donald Trump for dereliction of duty since Since lawsuits now flow so freely, can someone please file one against Donald Trump for dereliction of duty since Nov. 3rd Jan. 20, 2017? 

    Fixed.

  37. 37.

    Splitting Image

    January 6, 2021 at 8:00 am

    I’m breathing a hell of a lot easier this morning. As happy as I was to see the orange thing get the boot, I knew that leaving McConnell with a majority would hobble Biden’s ability to get things back on track. As of last night, the Democrats needed both seats in Georgia to have any real hope of putting things right and I was afraid I’d have to be content with one win out of two. Winning both seats seemed too much to hope for.

    A big thanks to everyone who organized, everyone who contributed, and everyone who knocked on doors to make this happen. It’s been years in the making, and the whole world can breathe a little easier now. Pelosi will be introducing legislation in the House, Biden will be setting policy in the White House, and Harris will be breaking ties in the Senate. Just hang on for two more weeks.

  38. 38.

    Spanky

    January 6, 2021 at 8:00 am

    CNN is telling me my investments are gonna go down because tech companies are askeered of the nasty Dems putting in some actual regulations. Also, Janet Yellen.

    It’s a price I’m willing to pay.

  39. 39.

    John S.

    January 6, 2021 at 8:02 am

    Hopefully some of this blue will leak its way south of Georgia in 2 years. It would definitely help if Ivanka beat Rubio in a primary (which she would) and then went on to get trounced in the election (less likely but totally possible). Would also be nice to turn Deathsantis out on his ass, but we don’t have a Ms. Abrams here in Florida.

  40. 40.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:02 am

    @rikyrah: LOL!  What insane trash is that?

  41. 41.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 8:03 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Why dream it when you can tune into Glenn Beck or similar?  //

  42. 42.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:04 am

    @gkoutnik: “Keep Up The Grift Rally”

  43. 43.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 8:04 am

    @JWR:

    I’ve heard they have until Friday to certify the results.

  44. 44.

    MJS

    January 6, 2021 at 8:04 am

    @Spanky: I already heard the same thing from a friend. I had to point out the 33% increase in the stock market the last time the Dems had control of everything.

  45. 45.

    Spanky

    January 6, 2021 at 8:05 am

    @Winston: I’ll believe it when ONAN calls it for Ossoff.

    (J/k)

  46. 46.

    JWR

    January 6, 2021 at 8:05 am

    Haven’t seen much on this, but what an odd coinkydink to drop this yesterday afternoon while no one was watching:

    Officer who shot Jacob Blake will not face charges, district attorney says

    The DA was cowardly pulling one of those Rodney King “yeah, but you shoulda seen what happened before we beat holy sh*t out of the guy” defenses. We really, really need police reform.

  47. 47.

    debbie

    January 6, 2021 at 8:05 am

    @Spanky:

    NPR’s Marketplace says the market will go up because Dems will get more stimulus out to people.

    In other words, who knows?

  48. 48.

    John S.

    January 6, 2021 at 8:06 am

    @mrmoshpotato: How about “Ein volk, ein grift, ein Trump!”

    Too German?

  49. 49.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    it certainly feels like society is rigged right now. 

    Oh Faux News, are you ok over there?  What does this assclownery even mean?

  50. 50.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 8:07 am

    Joey Scar seems to think Mark Kelly is a Republican.

  51. 51.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 8:08 am

    Not the Onion: Denmark launches children’s TV show about man with giant penis

    John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

    The Danish equivalent of the BBC, DR, has a new animated series aimed at four- to eight-year-olds about John Dillermand, the man with the world’s longest penis who overcomes hardships and challenges with his record-breaking genitals.

    Unsurprisingly, the series has provoked debate about what good children’s television should – and should not – contain.

    LMPO.

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:09 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: About those late-night sausage, pepperoni and anchovy pizzas…

  53. 53.

    Chris T.

    January 6, 2021 at 8:11 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Where he can run and laugh and golf with all of his little golfer friends….

    Trump, run?!  You’ve completely spoilt the illusion. Now if you’d said “where he can waddle and laugh and golf”, perhaps…

  54. 54.

    Spanky

    January 6, 2021 at 8:11 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    LMPO

    LMBO

  55. 55.

    Central Planning

    January 6, 2021 at 8:13 am

    @Spanky: They are so scared my retirement plan is up 16% since the election.

    ETA: Also, too, the tech-heavy NASDAQ is up 15%

  56. 56.

    Amir Khalid

    January 6, 2021 at 8:13 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    Where he can run and laugh and golf with all of his little golfer friends….

    I can’t imagine Trump being able to run.

  57. 57.

    LurkerNoLonger

    January 6, 2021 at 8:14 am

    Bye bye, Mitch. Maybe you shouldn’t have blocked those $2,000 checks for GA voters. Now go off and die.

  58. 58.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:14 am

    @John S.: Shouldn’t that be in Russian?

  59. 59.

    Amir Khalid

    January 6, 2021 at 8:15 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    It’s a pity the Sesame Street people never thought to make a kid’s TV show about John Holmes.

  60. 60.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    and even steal ice-cream from children 

    “Moooooom!  That man’s junk just stole my Ben and Jerry’s!”

  61. 61.

    John S.

    January 6, 2021 at 8:20 am

    @mrmoshpotato: True, but it’s too hard for the MAGAts to write Cyrillic on their signs and T-shirts.

  62. 62.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 8:21 am

    Alex Penn (@alexpenn) Tweeted:
    Jon @ossoff is 33 years old.

    The last time a US Senator was elected under the age of 34 was in 1973.

    That Senator was @JoeBiden. https://twitter.com/alexpenn/status/1346693582812418048?s=20

  63. 63.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 6, 2021 at 8:21 am

    I went to bed early last night so I missed the Georgia celebration thread. Holy cow. Stacey Abrams is a god

    ETA: Also if Trump goes after Pence, he must have decided he didn’t need Pence’s pardon. So he’s planning to pardon himself? Or he didn’t think that far ahead? Hm. So many stupid choices

  64. 64.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    animated series

    Looking forward to the live action remake.

  65. 65.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:22 am

    @Amir Khalid: Or laugh.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:23 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    , I think Republicans, conservatives, can be forgiven

     

    Never.

  67. 67.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 8:26 am

    @Baud: When I was reading that yestereve, all I could think was something along the lines of,

    “No, it is rigged against contemptible, corrupt, lying, thieving, amoral, slime ball MF’ers who think they can sentence us to lives of serfdom, while they trash the planet and rape our country in service of the wealthy, all the while killing the elderly and people of color with impunity.

    If you don’t like it, try not being it.”

    Fuck ’em.

  68. 68.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:27 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Everything is actually rigged in their favor. We just overcame the obstacles.

  69. 69.

    Soprano2

    January 6, 2021 at 8:28 am

    @JWR: Does anybody know when they’ll start the final count in GA?

    I heard on the news that overseas votes can be received until Friday, so I assume the final count will be a day or two after that.

  70. 70.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    January 6, 2021 at 8:28 am

    Daniel Dale via Anne Laurie @ Top:

    The President will depart for the Ellipse at 10:50 AM to deliver remarks at a Save America Rally.

    It should go without saying, but if you are still attending Save America rallies after four years of your own Presidency, then you failed.

    I mean, it’s one thing to campaign on saving America when you’re the challenger, but when you’re the incumbent …

  71. 71.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @Lacuna Synechdoche:

    Save America is an anagram for Sedition.

  72. 72.

    Amir Khalid

    January 6, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @Lacuna Synechdoche:

    Such nuances are beyond the ken of Trump’s supporters.

  73. 73.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:31 am

    .@staceyabrams You have been there for all of us.I hope you know that whatever you do next, including possibly running for Governor of Georgia, we will be there for you.We will ALL be there for YOU.Please accept the thanks of 80 million Americans.Thank you!Don Winslow— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) January 6, 2021

  74. 74.

    TS (the original)

    January 6, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @JWR:

    MJ they said the remaining postal votes should be out in the afternoon (as one group) – then there are still o/seas/military votes – about 17K. Steve Kornacki (not my goto vote person but he was on) thought it likely that Ossoff  should get over the .05% margin.

  75. 75.

    LurkerNoLonger

    January 6, 2021 at 8:31 am

    @Lacuna Synechdoche: America was already saved on November 3rd.

  76. 76.

    Amir Khalid

    January 6, 2021 at 8:32 am

    @Baud:

    He probably ain’t that great at golf, either.

  77. 77.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:34 am

    When you’ve lost Drudge

    Congratulations #Warnock on the historic win! GOP should have run the real @AnnCoulter not someone who was trying to ridiculously look and sound like her #Loeffler pic.twitter.com/ifPeqmW8cM— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) January 6, 2021

  78. 78.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @Baud: You know it, I know it, all of us here know it, it’s at the heart of all their whining. “We worked so hard to keep them from voting and yet they did it anyway!”

  79. 79.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 8:35 am

    You know Republicans are wincing about that billion dollars they spent on Trump’s reelection when it turns out Pence can just declare who the president is. Who hasn’t been reading their pocket Constitutions??

  80. 80.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:35 am

    @Lacuna Synechdoche: Thankfully, voters have voted to save America by electing President Biden.  We did it by over 80 million votes!!

  81. 81.

    JWR

    January 6, 2021 at 8:36 am

    @debbie: Great. I was hoping this wouldn’t turn into a 3 day circus. But who knows, it still might not, given the pre-preparation, of ballots in Georgia.

  82. 82.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:36 am

    I have 11,780 votes.

    pic.twitter.com/pVxCI86csy— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 6, 2021

  83. 83.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 6, 2021 at 8:37 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Someone should have told Al Gore.

  84. 84.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 6, 2021 at 8:38 am

    Gaia, please hear my prayer and let us get back to “here are the meetings today” and “here is the legislation being voted on today,” all that boring, dreary drudgework it takes to actually run a country during a pandemic and economic crisis.

  85. 85.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 8:38 am

    Romney getting screamed at by his own voters at the airport is pure fucking gold.

  86. 86.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Please ask Will Cain to save some of his delicious tears for January 20th so we can have them to drink as Biden is inaugurated.
    Cain was pathetic on ESPN as a sports commentator and I see that he has only gotten worse.

  87. 87.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:39 am

    ‘I can’t wait to get to work’: Warnock celebrates runoff win

  88. 88.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:40 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I’m afraid for his safety.  These QAnon idiots are dangerous.

  89. 89.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 8:41 am

    I keep bursting into tears at odd moments.  I think I’m going crazy.

  90. 90.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:43 am

    Julian Assange loses extradition bail bid

  91. 91.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 8:43 am

    I had completely forgotten about this guy:

    Could not be reached for comment. pic.twitter.com/lycaQJ0W4D

    — Schooley (@Rschooley) January 6, 2021

    Matt Lieberman, “Democrat” who was running for Loeffler’s seat, and wouldn’t drop out and clear the path for Warnock during the general election, even when he knew he had no path to win. He’s also weird AF and an asshole.

    — Susan Peacock ? (@Licious1105) January 6, 2021

  92. 92.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 8:43 am

    @Amir Khalid: Some who’ve played with him have said he cheats. I imagine his golf game will be changing soon, in a way not to his liking.

    TRUMP: “That’s a gimme, isn’t it?”

    OTHER: “No, it’s a thirty-foot putt.”

    TRUMP: “You would have given it to me last year.”

    OTHER: “Last year you could give me a defense contract and a pardon.”

  93. 93.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 6, 2021 at 8:43 am

    @BruceFromOhio: Many meetings. Many phone calls. Working from morning until night. Come on!

  94. 94.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 8:45 am

    @Patricia Kayden: If only there was something Republicans could do about Republicans.

  95. 95.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:46 am

    @germy:

    Unless Lieberman said something last night, it seems like a cheap shot, even though I disagree with how he handled himself.

  96. 96.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 8:46 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I could swear I saw the same tweet about Trump’s schedule a few days ago, except the rally was in the evening. They’re not even trying.

  97. 97.

    Geminid

    January 6, 2021 at 8:47 am

    There is a lot of good coverage of the Senate elections in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. With more to come, I expect. The AJC is not paywalled

  98. 98.

    Kristine

    January 6, 2021 at 8:47 am

    @germy:

    I keep bursting into tears at odd moments. I think I’m going crazy.

    I didn’t realize how much stress I’d been living under until Biden’s win sank in and a cloud lifted. Maybe it’s relief you’re feeling.

  99. 99.

    mali muso

    January 6, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @germy: Cut yourself some slack.  These past four years and 2020 in particular have been crushingly stressful and we are all walking around with some form of PTSD.  Just let the emotions come and if you need to cry, then do so.  I will likely be joining you!

  100. 100.

    Citizen_X

    January 6, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @Ramalama: Two stories I’d like to see: 1) A really nuanced profile of Manchin.

    Whoa whoa whoa, only Trump voters get really nuanced profiles. That’s some kind of crazy talk!

  101. 101.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 6, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    His cultists think he has the physique of Rocky Balboa….

  102. 102.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: “Big burly men cry about how tremendous bigly (haha autocorrect to bigot) I am at the meetings and the phone calls!”

  103. 103.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @germy: You need to take care of yourself first.

  104. 104.

    artem1s

    January 6, 2021 at 8:50 am

    https://twitter.com/donnaimamTX/status/1346685356125675521?s=20

    Well this is awkward and delusional. sheesh.

    @donnaimamTX 
    Senator @BernieSanders single handedly flipped the Senate by championing the $2,000 relief.

  105. 105.

    The Fat White Duchess

    January 6, 2021 at 8:51 am

    Does Trump need a geography lesson? I can’t help wondering whether he thought*: if Volodya can bully Georgia into line, so can I!

    not realizing, wrong Georgia.

    *I know, i know.

  106. 106.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:52 am

    @Ken: They’re trying so excellently you wouldn’t understand.  Did you see how new and shiny the RNC platform was this year?  Luxurious and classy!

  107. 107.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 8:52 am

    @artem1s: Once Bernie brought Trump around to the $2K, I knew the voters of GA would follow.

  108. 108.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 6, 2021 at 8:53 am

    @Ken:

    If they told the true schedule, it would just say “14 hours of yelling at the TV, interspersed with whiny calls to associates and tantrums at staffers…”

  109. 109.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 8:53 am

    Republicans in disarray.

    A former Republican presidential candidate meets a member of the base:

    We warned you these psychotic freaks would turn on republicans once Trump lost. I’m not a Romney fan but he’s done nothing but adhere to his oath, and the MAGA trash does this to him. pic.twitter.com/VowYYSxrvw
    — Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) January 6, 2021

  110. 110.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:54 am

    @artem1s: Wow.  Are we getting those unicorn butlers now too?

  111. 111.

    The Fat White Duchess

    January 6, 2021 at 8:54 am

    @rikyrah: Thank you for that.

  112. 112.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:55 am

    @germy: The last four years have been rough on all of us. I went to bed on election night shaking uncontrollably with a sick feeling in my stomach. Can you imagine how we’d feel if Trump had won?  I can’t even.

  113. 113.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 8:56 am

    Lin Wood has a “to do list” for today up on Twitter. Basically, Pence must resign and be charged with TREASON, Rod Rosenstein must be arrested & charged with being accessory to murder & TREASON and Chief Justice John Roberts must RESIGN.

    All has been revealed in 3 parts posted by a whistleblower overnight. I waded thru the 3 parts. Something, something, something Seth Rich’s murder and “According to recorded testimony from our whistleblower, Rosenstein, together with Pence’s knowledge and consent, went on to help engineer the entire coup attempt against President Trump – in an attempt to oust Trump, and promote Pence to the Presidency, at which point, Pence would turn around and appoint Rod Rosenstein as VP. Thankfully, Rosenstein failed. But he almost didn’t.”

    https://www.neonrevolt.com/2021/01/06/at-the-highest-levels-part-3-of-3/

  114. 114.

    The Fat White Duchess

    January 6, 2021 at 8:57 am

  115. 115.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @germy: 

    It’s relief, germy, now that the shore is finally in sight. Hugs.

  116. 116.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @Quinerly:

    Chief Justice John Roberts must RESIGN.

    In the spirit of reaching out to Trump supporters, I support this request.

  117. 117.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 6, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @germy: He needs security because these QAnon idiots have shown that they’re perfectly fine with violence.

  118. 118.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 8:58 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    You don’t have yours yet?

  119. 119.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 8:58 am

    @The Fat White Duchess: I’m not sure Dump knows Canada exists…

  120. 120.

    Low Key Swagger

    January 6, 2021 at 8:58 am

    @artem1s: Perhaps the worst hot take ever.

  121. 121.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 8:59 am

    @Patricia Kayden:   I was afraid to go to sleep last night, because I remember turning in early in 2004, with John Kerry the apparent winner and … disbelief the next morning.

    The worst election aftermath of my life, though, was 2016.  We are still living it, but it’s almost over.

  122. 122.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 8:59 am

    @germy:

    just hope.

    not crazy.

    hope

  123. 123.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 9:00 am

    @Quinerly: Holy hot garbage, Batman!  Too early for so much crazy.

  124. 124.

    Raoul Paste

    January 6, 2021 at 9:01 am

    So I take it that we are not going to have a military base renamed Fort Trump?

  125. 125.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:01 am

    If a picture is worth a thousand words, this is the War and Peace of pictures: Atlanta, US
    Gabriel Sterling, Georgia’s voting system implementation manager, speaks during a press conference at the Georgia State Capitol to address alleged voter irregularities
    .

  126. 126.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 9:01 am

    @Baud: Still waiting on the free healthcare and retroactive free college.

  127. 127.

    JWR

    January 6, 2021 at 9:01 am

    @Soprano2:

    I heard on the news that overseas votes can be received until Friday

    Thank you! I suppose I’m just over-eager to watch the final votes come in, but like RIGHT NOW. ;)

  128. 128.

    Jeffro

    January 6, 2021 at 9:02 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: and then FlipYrWhig, Martin and Nick’s three sockpuppets all started beating me with inflatable Obama dolls.

    “Show us on…you?…where the Obama dolls touched you”

    LOL

  129. 129.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 9:02 am

    @Elizabelle:

    I’m happy we clawed back, but 2016 will never be completely over for me.

  130. 130.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 6, 2021 at 9:03 am

    @Raoul Paste:

    So I take it that we are not going to have a military base renamed Fort Trump? 

    Which Russian base did you have in mind?

  131. 131.

    artem1s

    January 6, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    It was Kamala’s bill. And Abrams GOTV work brought back the Senate.  Nice way to singlehandedly steal credit from two black women.

  132. 132.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: His cultists think he has the physique of Rocky Balboa….

    Maybe the one from the latest movie.

  133. 133.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @germy:   Couldn’t listen to all of it.  That woman is toxically ignorant.

    “You were voted in as a conservative to support us [conservatives].  You work for us.”

    I found myself wishing Romney had answered “why didn’t you support Trump?” with “because he’s a fascist, ma’am.  Look it up.”

    Romney spoke frequently of the Constitution.  It would be interesting to give these conspiracy/mouth breathing types a quiz on what is actually in the Constitution.

  134. 134.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @Raoul Paste:

    We’re not even going to have military bases named after confederates.

  135. 135.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 6, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    You can’t even imagine the relief and happiness! So proud of my adopted state!

  136. 136.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @artem1s:   Why amplify ignorant stuff like that?

  137. 137.

    Punchy

    January 6, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @germy:  Really hard to have sympathy for a guy in the Leopards Eating Faces Party having his face eaten by a leopard. Especially when’s there’s plenty of room at the opposing We Live in Actual Reality Party and they’d take him in in an instant (holding their noses, of course)

  138. 138.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m assuming that’s the ASL interpreter, and not some random person who charged the stage?

  139. 139.

    Jeffro

    January 6, 2021 at 9:07 am

    @germy: saw that on tv just a bit ago.

    GOP has no idea what it’s in for now, with the orange moron and his slack-jawed covidiots screaming at them for (at least) the next four years.

    Karma, she’s a mean one…  ;)

  140. 140.

    Amir Khalid

    January 6, 2021 at 9:08 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I did not know that the facepalm was an official part of American Sign Language, but now I do.

  141. 141.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:09 am

    @Quinerly: When your name sounds like a sketchy trailer park, syphilitic dementia doesn’t seem that far-fetched.

  142. 142.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:11 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: ?

  143. 143.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:14 am

    @raven: I support the move to now nominate you as the King of the Jackals!  “Fi fi fi were king!”

    With a ooof, woof, etc. 

    (That cracked me up last night)

  144. 144.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:15 am

    @mrmoshpotato: heading over to Sidney Powell’s Twitter. Send a rescue and recovery mission in 30 mins if I’m not back out. Related to crazy… Google ex Jones Day atty Brian Remy. I’m figuring one of the reasons he is “ex” has something to do with his spelling ( he even misspelled “Constitution” in his letter that will save the day.)

  145. 145.

    O. Felix Culpa

    January 6, 2021 at 9:16 am

    @germy: You are not alone. In the teary part. I feel so happy and relieved.

  146. 146.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:18 am

    @artem1s: It’s hard to understand how the magic works when you’re outside of the cult. You just have to trust it’s happening.

  147. 147.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:18 am

    @Amir Khalid: Wasn’t Boogie Nights a Disney film?

  148. 148.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 6, 2021 at 9:18 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    LMPO.

    HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
    (gasp wheeze) HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!

  149. 149.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:18 am

    @Quinerly: he even misspelled “Constitution” in his letter that will save the day

    No, see, there’s the public Constitution that they let everyone know about it, then there’s the secret Costituton with the real rules.

  150. 150.

    There go two miscreants

    January 6, 2021 at 9:19 am

    @Quinerly: You are brave to risk that much brain damage!

  151. 151.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 9:19 am

    (1) stimulus checks/covid relief;
    (2) federal minimum wage;
    (3) clean dream act;
    (4) John Lewis voting rights act;
    (5) an amendment to moot the ACA suit;
    (6) Bivens act;
    (7) amend Title VII and Judicial Conduct and Disability Act.

    I LOVE LEGISLATION!!!!

    — Leah Litman (@LeahLitman) January 6, 2021

    this was not meant to be an exhaustive list to the people adding things!!!!

    — Leah Litman (@LeahLitman) January 6, 2021

  152. 152.

    Danielx

    January 6, 2021 at 9:20 am

    I love the smell of schadenfreude in the morning.

  153. 153.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    …whining “We worked so hard to keep them from voting and yet they did it anyway!”

    Once more, for emphasis!!!

  154. 154.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:21 am

    @Jeffro: GOP has no idea what it’s in for now, with the orange moron and his slack-jawed covidiots screaming at them for (at least) the next four years.

    (pious tone) We’ll have to hope that they limit themselves to screaming, and don’t attempt physical violence — as allowed by the second amendment — against all the RINOs who betrayed President Trump.

  155. 155.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:22 am

    @mrmoshpotato: OK. Back out. Powell’s Twitter feed not as “exciting.”

    Something, something, something evil invaded the voting machines in Georgia. She’s also threatening Kevin McCarthy if HIS ENTIRE Republican House caucus doesn’t vote for Trump today, all fundraising will be withheld. Sounds like she has been chatting with Eric Trump.

    My work is done. Off with JoJo las Orejas. Oh, happy day!!!

  156. 156.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    January 6, 2021 at 9:23 am

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Please ask Will Cain to save some of his delicious tears for January 20th so we can have them to drink as Biden is inaugurated.

    It really is astonishing how sweet bitter tears can taste.

  157. 157.

    Jeffro

    January 6, 2021 at 9:24 am

    @Danielx: GOP officials about to love the smell of (being accused of) dolchstosslegende in the morning, afternoon, and night

  158. 158.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 6, 2021 at 9:24 am

    @artem1s: You’ve never met JSF before, have you?

  159. 159.

    Jeffro

    January 6, 2021 at 9:25 am

    @Ken:We’ll have to hope that they limit themselves to screaming, and don’t attempt physical violence — as allowed by the second amendment — against all the RINOs who betrayed President Trump.

    Yes.  Yes indeed.  Thoughts and prayers for all of them.  ;)

  160. 160.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 9:25 am

    The Republican Party is Trump's best bankruptcy yet.

    — Ben Schwartz (@benschwartz_) January 6, 2021

  161. 161.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:26 am

    @germy: Someone on Twitter last night pointed out that not one ? rose twitter bernbro ever once encouraged people to vote in Georgia.  Their grift depends entirely on their claim that Dems have failed.  So they have to hope for that failure.

  162. 162.

    Hoodie

    January 6, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @Quinerly: You know something’s amiss when someone calls himself a “constitutional and patent attorney.”  As a member of the patent bar, I’d tell him he needs to stick to patent law to avoid hurting himself.   I know of another patent attorney colleague who recently got canned by his AmLaw 200 firm for freelance civil rights lawyering.

  163. 163.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @Kristine: I am still feeling that stress until the supper is on the table.

  164. 164.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @germy:   direct quotes, not all of them:

    Qtah Loon:  “How ya doing?”

    Romney:  “Put your mask on.”

    Qtah Loon:  “Don’t tell me what to do.”  [She finally does because “I want to have a chat with you.  Why aren’t you supporting President Trump?” … ]

    Qtah Loon:  “You were voted in as a conservative to represent the conservative constituents.  Period!”

    Romney:  “Actually, that’s not how the constitution works …”

    Qtah Loon:  “It is.  You’re voted in to represent us.  You work for us.  Am I wrong?”

    Romney:  “I work for the people of Utah …”

    Qtah Loon:  “Exactly.  And I am from Utah.”

    Romney:  “But you’re not the only one.”

    Eventually she tells him she “wouldn’t be surprised … if you weren’t even voted in legally”; that “you’re a joke, absolute joke — it’s a disgusting shame.”  Alleges someone else named “Cox” assaulted her last night.

    This is the population that Rush Limbaugh and Fox News built, now on steroids.

    Ignorant and selfish as fuck. Loud and proud about it.

  165. 165.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @Ken: I always figure the election shows how Trump plays golf.

    “I won already, we don’t need to play the game”

    “You cheated”

    “I am going to sue!”

    In the club house “I totally dominated the game, it’s a lie I lost.”

  166. 166.

    Baud

    January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

    President-elect Joe Biden is poised to make a final decision in the coming days on his pick for attorney general, a choice that suddenly comes amid a growing sense of optimism from Democrats that their party will control the Senate and will be able to easily confirm the incoming president’s Cabinet nominations.

  167. 167.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @Gin & Tonic: I don’t think she was directing that at me.

  168. 168.

    Dupe1970

    January 6, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Dem areas remaining + provisional ballots = Ossoff is highly likely a Senator from Georgia

  169. 169.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:29 am

    @Ken: he had “Constituution” in a heading and couple other places.

    Seriously, I want to know when he left Jones Day. Twitter acct just dates to December. RWNJs on line in small town local newspapers have been posting his letter to Pence for a couple of days. So someone is getting it out to Oan News. I finally got around to reading it. The typos were more intriguing than the letter.

  170. 170.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:30 am

    The boy moved out Jan 1 so we’re empty-nesters now. Little verklempt but excited to start working on the naked room. When I started commenting here, the boy was 5.

  171. 171.

    Anonymous At Work

    January 6, 2021 at 9:31 am

    Don’t overlook the committee assignment tweet, people!  Pelosi just stacked that committee with her most effective questioners/eviscerators.  AOC not getting her first choice was never a thing I gave much mind since Pelosi is damn well grooming her for leadership.  Her and Porter.

  172. 172.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:31 am

    @mali muso: re: this year and all of our problems with stress and emotions and distraction — We really have just been put in survival mode.  I guess it was good as an experience to see how that felt but let’s move on back to living life as consumer mode?

  173. 173.

    Elizabelle

    January 6, 2021 at 9:32 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:   It’s good to see you back here.

    The boy grows up.

  174. 174.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 6, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    it certainly feels like society is rigged right now.

    They’re not wrong, and it’s the biggest part of why Republicans have gone batshit insane.  The government is rigged in their favor, but society slaps down their bigoted bullshit at every turn.  Bad enough the can’t call a n- a n-, but now they get yelled at in public if they mock trans women.

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I think it’s hard for Americans to grasp just how sexually repressed our country is compared to the rest of the developed world.  JAPAN thinks we have a stick up our ass.

  175. 175.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Hoodie: glad you chimed in. I’m just a retired lowly collections attorney so never traveled in the Jones Day circles. I know enough that I have never heard of a patent/Constitutional atty. There’s a story here. Brand new Twitter acct too. Can’t really find any info about him on line but LinkedIn.

  176. 176.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:33 am

    @Elizabelle: If only there was something Republicans could do about Republicans.

  177. 177.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 9:35 am

    @Elizabelle:

    We were watching “Inside Edition” last night.  Thought it would be a diversion.  Usually celebrity puff pieces, cute dogs and cats.

    They did a segment on the anti-mask protesters.  They interviewed a woman (she had a lot to say!) who reminded me of the person in the Mitt Romney clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zT15C7eqnI

  178. 178.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @Quinerly: Oh, the Constituution.  That’s just because he only hears it in whines:  “It’s in the Constituuuuuution!”

  179. 179.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 6, 2021 at 9:37 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:  Finally moved the last one out this September past. I was thrilled, MrsFromOhio not so much. It was fun exploring new routines, menus, schedules with just us chickens.

    Highly recommended.

  180. 180.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 6, 2021 at 9:37 am

    @Ken:

    Some who’ve played [golf]?with [Trump] have said he cheats.

    There was a whole book about that a couple of years ago.

    https://www.amazon.com/Commander-Cheat-Golf-Explains-Trump-ebook/dp/B07H4Z26T7/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=commander+in+cheat&qid=1609943590&sr=8-1

  181. 181.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:38 am

    @germy: In my experience, and sadly I suspect we all have experiences of this type, it is when I get good news in the wake of really bad shit — that’s when I become weepy.  It’s not happiness, exactly, not relief entirely.  It’s like the previously harnessed pain gets an escape hatch in tears.

  182. 182.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:40 am

    @Baud: AND we will get a 20 dollar bill with Harriet Tubman on it.  That’s not nothing.

  183. 183.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:41 am

    @BruceFromOhio: Me and Mrs. Fuckhead are beyond thrilled. We worry about him, of course, but we also high five each other over the fact we’re going to be very rich soon because we no longer have to buy his groceries.

  184. 184.

    H.E.Wolf

    January 6, 2021 at 9:41 am

    @John S.: Hopefully some of this blue will leak its way south of Georgia in 2 years. [….] we don’t have a Ms. Abrams here in Florida.

    Good news! You can help bring a steadily increasing river of blue to your home state (and others), by joining http://PostcardsToVoters.org or one of the other GOTV volunteer organizations.

    PostcardsToVoters and the FL Democratic Party have teamed up to increase Democratic voters’ use of Vote By Mail, which has a 4-year effect on all FL elections.

    They will undoubtedly be teaming up with FL in-state and statewide Democratic candidates to GOTV for those elections.

    They’re my favorite group, because they allow volunteers to contribute in tiny amounts (= write 5 postcards in 3 days). As I’m an achy-handed, whiteout-reliant writer with plenty of other obligations, they’re perfect for me!

    [ETA: fixed 2 typos]

  185. 185.

    germy

    January 6, 2021 at 9:42 am

    There appears to be some tension between Trump and Pence regarding Wednesday’s plan

    On Tuesday night, the New York Times reported that Vice-President Mike Pence informed President Trump that he does not believe he actually has the power to block the election certification process — a belief that is grounded in fact. However, Pence reportedly also “indicated to the president that he would keep studying the issue up until the final hours before the joint session of Congress begins at 1 p.m. Wednesday.”

    Shortly after the report was published, the White House published a statement from Trump denying Pence’s alleged doubt of the Republican stunt. “He never said that,” the statement read. “The vice-president and I are in total agreement that the vice-president has the power to act.”

  186. 186.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 6, 2021 at 9:43 am

    @Ken: So am I and I am interpreting it as, “WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????”

  187. 187.

    Luciamia

    January 6, 2021 at 9:44 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Of course he has to blame Pence. It must always be everybody/anybody else’s fault. In wingnut land they’re blaming Georgia on McConnell.

  188. 188.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 9:46 am

    A musical selection????

    https://youtu.be/nPBi88v7adM

  189. 189.

    citizen dave (aka mad citizen)

    January 6, 2021 at 9:46 am

    @debbie: “Since lawsuits now flow so freely, can someone please file one against Donald Trump for dereliction of duty since Nov. 3rd?”

    I wish I had time to read the morning thread on this great day, but this made me think of a CNN clip I saw last night of Gabe the Georgia elections guy doing an interview last night.  He was alternating between speaking as a state worker and as a Republican.  My thought was, I wonder if he is counting these hours as state employment time.  You’re not supposed to be discussing your politics on that time–major violation (but totally the norm for republicans as we all know).

  190. 190.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:46 am

    @Baud: I expected he was waiting for the result of the special/runoffs in GA to determine whether he could get his first choice through.  I’m all for Jones who had a good chance being a Senator once and all — but I bet Sally Yates (who I love) has risen in the betting markets.

  191. 191.

    rikyrah

    January 6, 2021 at 9:48 am

    Played this after every Primary victory

     

    https://youtu.be/lrKZNqIR2U0

  192. 192.

    Cameron

    January 6, 2021 at 9:49 am

    @dmsilev: I seem to recall that Allenwood has a golf course.  Jes’ sayin’

  193. 193.

    Immanentize

    January 6, 2021 at 9:50 am

    @Anonymous At Work: All three (AOC, Omar and Porter) were already on the Committee in the last Congress.  The new addition is Bush from MO.

  194. 194.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:50 am

    @Luciamia: Even McConnell said Republicans inability/unwillingness to pass a Covid relief bill was killing Loeffler and Perdue.

    I’m enjoying how none of the explanations for their (presumed) losses include the fact they are ghouls who profited richly off of their insider knowledge about the coming horror of COVID. I guess that just makes them good Republicans?

  195. 195.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:51 am

    @Luciamia: In wingnut land they’re blaming Georgia on McConnell.

    (pious tone) We’ll have to hope that they limit themselves…

  196. 196.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 6, 2021 at 9:51 am

    @artem1s:@donnaimamTX
    Senator @BernieSanders single handedly flipped the Senate by championing the $2,000 relief.

    it’s a cult, as much as that other one

  197. 197.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    January 6, 2021 at 9:54 am

    @LurkerNoLonger:

    America was already saved on November 3rd.

    Yes, it was.

    Unironically: I don’t know if can take all this winning. As a Democrat, I’m really not used to it.

  198. 198.

    Spanky

    January 6, 2021 at 9:55 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Does your wife know you call her “Mrs. Fuckhead” on the internets?

  199. 199.

    bluefoot

    January 6, 2021 at 9:55 am

    @artem1s: Same as it ever was…

  200. 200.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 6, 2021 at 9:55 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yep. Putin sure knows how to pick them.

  201. 201.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    January 6, 2021 at 9:56 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Such nuances are beyond the ken of Trump’s supporters.

    Ha! I’m pretty sure most of Trump’s supporters don’t even know how to pronounce nuance.

  202. 202.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 9:56 am

    @Spanky: Hell no. I haven’t even told her about the internet yet and you better not either.

  203. 203.

    dmsilev

    January 6, 2021 at 9:56 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    His cultists think he has the physique of Rocky Balboa….

    Ben Garrison is a deeply disturbed individual who doesn’t seem to appreciate just how much his cartoons illuminate his psychoses.

  204. 204.

    Kristine

    January 6, 2021 at 9:58 am

    @Immanentize: Yeah. I know.

  205. 205.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 9:59 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: You’ve got a secret Internet habit that you’re keeping from your wife, and it’s Balloon Juice?!!

  206. 206.

    JPL

    January 6, 2021 at 10:00 am

    @Elizabelle: I stayed up until Wasserman called the race for Ossoff.   Since I live in the burbs, I was disappointed that neither candidate spent time trying to win over the Biden/Perdue voters.   haha  Fortunately I was not campaign manager, because those constituents weren’t the important votes.    Gotta believe in Abrams.

  207. 207.

    O. Felix Culpa

    January 6, 2021 at 10:02 am

    @rikyrah:  YES.

  208. 208.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 10:02 am

    @Ken: You make it sound so dirty.

  209. 209.

    Quinerly

    January 6, 2021 at 10:05 am

    @dmsilev: I have been seeing a lot of Wonder Woman FB profile pics with Sidney Powell’s head. OK, here I go again… In local small town newspapers comment sections. Real peopl, not trolls. Her new super power is not Kraken releasing… It’s “Operation Kill Shot” something, something, and VP Pence today. Everyone must know she is a “licensed military tribunal atty.”

    Is it too early to start drinking?

  210. 210.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 6, 2021 at 10:07 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Even McConnell said Republicans inability/unwillingness to pass a Covid relief bill was killing Loeffler and Perdue.

    And yet, McConnell is the specific person who prevented that bill – those bills – from happening.

  211. 211.

    sab

    January 6, 2021 at 10:07 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: That will make me chuckle for days. Thanks.

  212. 212.

    JPL

    January 6, 2021 at 10:09 am

    @Baud: Why not two?    Yates and Jones both have strengths.

  213. 213.

    Ken

    January 6, 2021 at 10:10 am

    @Quinerly: Isn’t it good to know that in ten centuries or so, when  archaeologists are trying to figure out how the cult pantheon (Troompa the Eternal King, Pwell the Warrior Goddess, Ghoulianee the Undead, etc.) developed, the whole thing will be documented?

  214. 214.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 6, 2021 at 10:10 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Probably? Or maybe he just couldn’t bring his Senate caucus all the way to where House Democrats were?

  215. 215.

    Mandarama

    January 6, 2021 at 10:13 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: The days are long, but the years are short.

  216. 216.

    Cameron

    January 6, 2021 at 10:17 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yeah.  I actually like Bernie, but that statement is insane.

  217. 217.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 6, 2021 at 10:22 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    He could bring three of them to a negotiated middle that actually gave Americans real relief, and Trump loved signing checks.  McConnell, personally, sank Covid relief this whole year.  Standing back and letting the Trump administration be unable to negotiate was just his way of shifting blame when the let the ship sink.

  218. 218.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 6, 2021 at 10:24 am

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Ours moved out in 2004. Moved back in last Labor Day. It happens.

  219. 219.

    Ruckus

    January 6, 2021 at 10:46 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Well at least they admitted that they are against society being rigged for those able to buy their way into and out of everything, that equality is wrong.

  220. 220.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 6, 2021 at 10:49 am

    @rikyrah:

    They march with a torch

    We gonna run with it now

    Damned straight.

  221. 221.

    BruceFromOhio

    January 6, 2021 at 10:52 am

    @Spanky:  That’s “Ms. Fuckhead” to you.

  222. 222.

    westyny

    January 6, 2021 at 11:35 am

    @Lacuna Synechdoche: or ken

  223. 223.

    Citizen Alan

    January 6, 2021 at 11:39 am

    @Patricia Kayden: On the night of the election, I was still up at 3:00 am, updating my will, my health care directive, and my funeral instructions.

  224. 224.

    Miss Bianca

    January 6, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    @Splitting Image:

    A big thanks to everyone who organized, everyone who contributed, and everyone who knocked on doors to make this happen. It’s been years in the making, and the whole world can breathe a little easier now. Pelosi will be introducing legislation in the House, Biden will be setting policy in the White House, and Harris will be breaking ties in the Senate. Just hang on for two more weeks.

    Let me second this. I had to sit this 20-21 election cycle out, just because of a combination of finances and extreme burnout/exhaustion, so I’m so grateful that this time round, so many other people picked up the torch and ran with it. Thank you thank you thank you.

  225. 225.

    Miss Bianca

    January 6, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    @germy: No, you’re going sane again.

    I have suddenly become able to write something other than newspaper stories again. I have suddenly been able to plan some theater work. I am suddenly able to sleep at night without gerbil brain.

    I may well end up bursting into tears at odd moments as well.

  226. 226.

    leeleeFL

    January 6, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: Nevertheless, They PERSISTED!

    Funny how the Repubs are always surprised when their totally blatant racism and corruption are overcome by determined people who could SEE what they had been doing and worked hard to overcome their behavior.  Do they really not think they are as transparent as glass, and that smarter, more determined people can thwart their BS?

  227. 227.

    WaterGirl

    January 6, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: That was awesome.

  228. 228.

    WaterGirl

    January 6, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Inspired comment, Amir.

  229. 229.

    WaterGirl

    January 6, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly: That is totally awesome.

  230. 230.

    WaterGirl

    January 6, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Wow.

    Dead thread. Who knew?

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