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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Biden-Harris 2020 / Saturday Morning Open Thread: President Biden, Looking Better & Better

Saturday Morning Open Thread: President Biden, Looking Better & Better

by Anne Laurie|  January 9, 20217:50 am| 155 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Proud to Be A Democrat

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Joe Biden says his stimulus package price tag will be 'high' https://t.co/z0aKjpaiRm pic.twitter.com/g5PbkIPH7p

— Bloomberg (@business) January 8, 2021


Biden says the next COVID relief package will be in the trillions of dollars. Details to be released next Thursday. Says if the US does not act now, it will get much worse later.

— Katie Simpson (@CBCKatie) January 8, 2021

Biden says Trump not attending the inauguration is “one of the few things he and I have ever agreed on."

"He exceeded even my worst notions about him. He's been an embarrassment to the country, embarrassed us around the world. He's not worthy to hold that office.”

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) January 8, 2021

Biden says there are two ways people are inspired. By inspirational leaders and by terrible leaders. Says Trump has ripped the bandaid off, showing the world how terrible he is.

— Katie Simpson (@CBCKatie) January 8, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden is asked if he thinks it’s a good idea for House Democrats to introduce articles of impeachment, as early as Monday. Biden says he’s long thought Trump was unfit for the job, says what Congress does is up to them. Says his priority is COVID.

— Katie Simpson (@CBCKatie) January 8, 2021

Apart from keeping our razor-thin hold on the Senate, I think Bernie will be in his element jousting with the Repubs on the Senate Committee on the Budget…

Joe Biden says he seriously considered nominating Bernie Sanders as Labor secretary, but that he and Sanders agreed that he should remain in the Senate.

— Matt Berman (@Mr_Berman) January 8, 2021

Asked if Sens. Cruz and Hawley should resign, President-elect Biden says: "I think they should just be flat beaten next time they run … They’re part of a big lie. A big lie."

— Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) January 8, 2021

Shame on @JoeBiden for comparing @HawleyMO and @tedcruz to Nazi propagandists like Goebbels. Though their amorality and twisted ambition are a match, they lack the oily dignity, independence, or the skin in the game. The better comparison is Baghdad Bob. pic.twitter.com/XDF4BC56d1

— BannedHat (@Popehat) January 8, 2021

(Safely distanced) party planning:

“President and Mrs. Obama look forward to attending the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris on January 20 in Washington, D.C.,” @KatieMHill says.

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) January 8, 2021

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  1. 1.

    MattF

    January 9, 2021 at 7:53 am

    Not a senile doofus. That whole argument has evaporated.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    January 9, 2021 at 7:54 am

    @MattF:

    I know, right. All those media people who took it seriously have memory holed their complicity.

  3. 3.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 7:58 am

    “Sir, it backfired.”

    I so enjoyed listening to the litany of more and more closed and locked Twitter accounts.

  4. 4.

    Betty Cracker

    January 9, 2021 at 7:59 am

    Longer account of Biden’s remarks about Hawley, Cruz and Trump via Dallas News:

    In extraordinarily sharp remarks Friday, President-elect Joe Biden compared Sen. Ted Cruz to Hitler’s propaganda master in the way he peddled Donald Trump’s “big lie” about election fraud, though Biden stopped short of blaming Cruz for the riot by a pro-Trump mob at the Capitol as many Texas Democrats have done…

    Biden invoked Joseph Goebbels, the Nazi propagandist, recalling his exaggeration of civilian deaths in the firebombing of Dresden, repeated by newspapers around the world. Goebbels maintained that the bigger the lie, and the more it was repeated, the more likely that it would be believed.

    Biden noted that Cruz, like Trump, had spent weeks questioning the legality and accuracy of balloting in a half dozen states, despite an utter lack of evidence.

    I’m so glad he’s going there and used the “big lie” language because we have a serious fucking problem in this country — millions of yahoos believing the “big lie.” If we don’t shut that lie down and make muttering “stop the steal” a sign of complete lunacy that disqualifies the mutterer from being taken seriously, we’ll have another “lost cause” situation that will fester. These people need to be shamed and shunned until they crawl back under their rocks.

    Amy Klobuchar will lead the probe into the Capitol coup. Something to look forward to!

  5. 5.

    p.a.

    January 9, 2021 at 7:59 am

    The fucking security apparatus better get their act together.  The pig people have ben open about their plans inauguration week.  It’s already been shown Biden etc have concerns about the Secret fucking Service being infiltrated by tRumpists.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    January 9, 2021 at 8:01 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Amy Klobuchar will lead the probe into the Capitol coup. Something to look forward to!

    Nice.  Almost makes me feel sorry for the insurrectionists.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    January 9, 2021 at 8:02 am

    @p.a.:

    It won’t just be the Capitol police this time.  It’ll be everyone and the mothers.

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 8:03 am

    Says republicans have been calling him telling him how horrified they are with Trump.

    Adorable chickenshit cowards.

    Says he must unify the country.

    I’m glad the Rethuglicans agree they and their 74+ million trash supporters need to be fired into the Sun.

  9. 9.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:03 am

    This lip-sync is as good as Sarah Cooper’s.  I love these people:

    I just died. I’m tweeting while dead. pic.twitter.com/5tuhIdZfXG

    — Anita, not from Knoxville (@anita1956) January 9, 2021

  10. 10.

    Baud

    January 9, 2021 at 8:04 am

    @germy:

    Holy cow.  That’s really good.

  11. 11.

    MattF

    January 9, 2021 at 8:05 am

    Useful German word.

  12. 12.

    JPL

    January 9, 2021 at 8:08 am

    @p.a.:   Even if the House asked the acting Secretary of Defense to testify why there was a delay in calling up the National Guard, he wouldn’t show up.   It will be months before we get answers, and unfortunately that is not soon enough.

  13. 13.

    Joe Falco

    January 9, 2021 at 8:10 am

    We’re not there yet, but I’m getting increasingly hopeful of how the Senate will operate without Mitch having a death grip on legislation that moves there from the House. There’s still plenty of rules in the Senate that Republicans can game out to short-circuit the legislative process, and I hope Senate Democrats are prepared to match that eventual response.

  14. 14.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 8:10 am

    @germy:

    Humbolt Blue shared that in Adam’s thread last night. I must have watched it 20 times, laughing just as much each time. I think it’s what got me to fall asleep not filled with rage.

    The kid apparently has other videos floating around.

  15. 15.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:15 am

    A good point from Kyle Griffin:

    If impeaching Trump would "further divide the country," as Republicans claim, then what did the GOP think challenging Biden's election win would do?

    — Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) January 9, 2021

    We don’t count as real Americans, is my guess…

  16. 16.

    hueyplong

    January 9, 2021 at 8:16 am

    @germy: Spectacular.

    At this moment we live in a world in which that kid is on the Internets and Trump isn’t.

  17. 17.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:17 am

    At the White House, Mr. Trump struck a defiant tone, insisting that he would remain a potent force in American politics as aides and allies abandoned him and his post-presidential prospects turned increasingly bleak. Behind closed doors, he made clear that he would not resign and expressed regret about releasing a video on Thursday committing to a peaceful transition of power and condemning the violence at the Capitol that he had egged on a day before.

  18. 18.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 8:18 am

    @germy:

    I’d like to see Joe loudly push back against McConnell’s leaked directive about dragging out Nancy’s impeachment plan long enough to push it to the Biden administration as a political comeback strategy. No more of this same old, same old crap.

  19. 19.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:18 am

    @hueyplong:

    Trump can’t post tweets, but I assume he can still read (at whatever grade level he achieved)

    So can Trump still see everyone else talking about him, like Tom Sawyer at his funeral?

    — Schooley (@Rschooley) January 9, 2021

  20. 20.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:20 am

    @debbie:

    I didn’t know about that.

    Interesting that people are leaking the turtle.  Or is he leaking himself?

  21. 21.

    MattF

    January 9, 2021 at 8:20 am

    @Joe Falco: I think Romney, Murkowski, and Manchin will form an independent ‘centrist’ bloc. There’s nothing McConnell can do to stop that.

  22. 22.

    Aleta

    January 9, 2021 at 8:20 am

    Lectern (and gavel) recovered (Post);  lectern looter arrested (Miami H).

  23. 23.

    Aleta

    January 9, 2021 at 8:24 am

    @germy:  He’s always reminded me of the King and the Duke.

  24. 24.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:25 am

    The bad takes on “who the Trump rioters are” ignore the fact that most poor and working class people can’t even afford to take off work when their kids are sick, let alone load up on Trump merch and body armor, travel across the country, and spend all day playing fascist putsch— Kim Kelly (@GrimKim) January 8, 2021

    It costs a lot of money to fund this fascist bullshit. Don’t lay the blame solely on the lazy avatar of the “blue collar Trump voter.” There were lawyers and CEOs and a judge’s son leading the charge. One of them took her private jet out to storm the Capitol!— Kim Kelly (@GrimKim) January 8, 2021

  25. 25.

    p.a.

    January 9, 2021 at 8:25 am

    I’m definitely not an optimist: given the police actions at the capitol and the apparent number of current and former cops and military in the mob, assuming x degree of infiltration, the image of Sadat’s ending just flashed in my mind.

  26. 26.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:27 am

    @germy: That kid’s gonna go far.

  27. 27.

    Geminid

    January 9, 2021 at 8:28 am

    @MattF: If Manchin, Murkowski, and Romney get Kyrsten Sinema on board, they could have their own Squad. A new Mod Squad.

  28. 28.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:29 am

    @Aleta:

    “Johnson is a stay-at-home-dad who lives with his wife and their five children in their Parrish home.”

    (From the link)

  29. 29.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:30 am

    @germy:

    leaking the turtle

    Eww! Is that a euphemism for something?

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 8:32 am

    @Aleta:  Recovered from where?

  31. 31.

    TS (the original)

    January 9, 2021 at 8:33 am

    So is there a current US Government? Education & Transport secretaries resigned, most of the rest refuse to talk to anyone or explain what happened on Wednesday. Security in DC seems almost non existent & trump appointees are desperate to leave & find new jobs. Trump is more incensed with twitter than with new impeachment proceedings & has 100% given up on going to work and Pence seems to have gone to ground.

    Biden’s team will have never worked so hard to get the country back together – and that is without even considering covid-19 & vaccines.

  32. 32.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 8:34 am

    @germy: Imagine my surprise

  33. 33.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 8:35 am

    @germy:

    Here it is. I can’t imagine anyone loyal to him letting this out:

    NEWS —> McConnell sends memo to GOP senators outlining how an impeachment trial would work if the House goes thru. In essence, McConnell explains how an impeachment trial would consume the first days of Biden’s presidency. Memo exclusively obtained by WaPo https://t.co/q2f2Quum1Z pic.twitter.com/SAkVVsqPvb— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) January 9, 2021

  34. 34.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 8:36 am

    @Aleta:

    Wish they’d said whether the eBay auction was fake news.

  35. 35.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 8:37 am

    @debbie: Does it make a difference that by the Inauguration, Mitch won’t be in charge any more?

    ETA: I’m not sure since I seem to recall something about the Senate having to drop everything else and act on an Impeachment.

  36. 36.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:37 am

    @TS (the original): Yes, there is a US Government. Each Federal agency has a Continuity of Operations Plan that lays out the chain of succession of command. There is never not someone in charge. That’s why I think the 25th can be invoked at any time, as the Constitution calls for the “principal officers”, not “Secretaries”.

  37. 37.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 8:38 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    No. He’ll still be plotting and strategizing in some dark, recessed corner somewhere.

  38. 38.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 8:39 am

    I was curious what this asshole had to say, and it’s no surprise:

    Can’t help hoping an end to McConnell’s stranglehold might let us step back from the brink.

    Can’t help knowing the grip of Pelosi/Schumer won’t.

    #PeoplePlanetPeaceOverProfit #RankedChoiceVoting. https://t.co/k7ilObj6gC

    — Dr. Jill Stein? (@DrJillStein) January 6, 2021

  39. 39.

    randy khan

    January 9, 2021 at 8:39 am

    @TS (the original):

    The good news is that there are many, many career people still doing their jobs.  In practice, by this point most of the appointed people in any Administration aren’t really doing their jobs anyway as they are cleaning out their offices and looking for their next gigs.  And, of course, in this case, the less they do between now and January 20, the better.

  40. 40.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 8:41 am

    @Aleta: 
    Lectern Guy:

    Johnson is a stay-at-home-dad who lives with his wife and their five children in their Parrish home.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but who was watching the kids??

  41. 41.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 8:44 am

    @Geminid: A new “mod squad” with even less diversity that the one over forty years ago.  New “mayo on Wonder served on beige melmac squad” perhaps

  42. 42.

    TS (the original)

    January 9, 2021 at 8:44 am

    @Spanky:

    Thanks –  interesting. Some of these folks didn’t get much notice as to having to take over.

  43. 43.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:46 am

    @Immanentize: Did he take it home as carry-on? I can picture him trying to stow it under the seat.

  44. 44.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 8:48 am

    @germy: I was trying to figure out what that meant, then I saw the author.

    She can still go fuck herself.

  45. 45.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @randy khan: In practice, by this point most of the appointed people in any Administration aren’t really doing their jobs anyway as they are cleaning out their offices and looking for their next gigs.

    And that’s in a normal administration.  In this one, most of them were never doing their job.

    Also, some of the positions have had such turnover that I expect lately the appointees have just left their stuff in boxes to save time when cleaning out the office.

  46. 46.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:49 am

    @TS (the original): I suspect the Under-Secretaries still there are still political appointees, so there are still Trumpists in charge. Probably not going to get a lot of direction from the top in the next couple of weeks, so the careerists down below should be doing the usual yeoman’s work. I hope.

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 8:50 am

    @Immanentize:

    New “mayo on Wonder served on beige melmac squad” perhaps 

    Too spicy! ?

  48. 48.

    TS (the original)

    January 9, 2021 at 8:50 am

    @Immanentize:

    but who was watching the kids?

    Can’t help but think of the outcry against the individual if this had been a “stay at home mom” leaving the kids behind.

  49. 49.

    hueyplong

    January 9, 2021 at 8:51 am

    Mitch is playing with fire, as the developing narrative is that he’s slow walking this and therefore is solely responsible for whatever horrific thing Trump does on his way out the door

    He for damn sure can’t say “No one could have foreseen” or “You guys could have acted too.”

    This is the entire point of pushing for immediate impeachment when “realists” tell you it can’t be done.

  50. 50.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 8:52 am

    @hueyplong: He don’t care.

  51. 51.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 8:52 am

    News of a different sort — but it’s good:

    The Immp went back mid-week (yes when this country was all going crazy) to get tests and a CT regarding his gastric cancer/surgery.  We waited two days on pins and needles.  Hell we have been on them for a year.  And, still cancer free!

    But, another battery of such tests again this summer, just to be sure.  The Doctor said, “You can assume you will remain cancer free, but I prefer to prove it.” Good line.

    On the less good news side, the Immp’s Uni has pushed back his campus return from mid-January to mid-February because Covid has overwhelmed the health care system there.  It’s bad in Houston and a good reminder to not let down our guards.

  52. 52.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 8:52 am

    Here’s one I missed in the list of internet companies finally taking action

     

    Trump’s email provider has removed his service, cutting his campaign off from their email list of supporters. https://t.co/yArEXdk1yE— Kevin Beaumont (@GossiTheDog) January 9, 2021

  53. 53.

    hueyplong

    January 9, 2021 at 8:53 am

    @Spanky: Guys like that seem immune, until they aren’t.

    See Trump, Donald.

  54. 54.

    citizen dave (aka mad citizen)

    January 9, 2021 at 8:54 am

    @TS (the original): I don’t know if what you’re getting at is how we look to the world, and that it could like a national security the until Jan 20.  Might be cool if Pence and Biden made an unprecedented joint appearance to, you know, talk about the transition.  Just to show the adversaries that we still have leadership.  Would be even better if it happened were trump to leave town early.

    I am glad that it sounds like Biden’s vision of uniting the nation is bringing the radical republicans back to reality, and not moving their land of BS.

  55. 55.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 8:54 am

    @Immanentize: Thank god for cancer free! That has to be a relief every time, even when you know what the likely result is.

  56. 56.

    JML

    January 9, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Moscow Mitch, proving that his words from the floor post coup-attempt are hollow. Make statement about preserving democracy? Sure. Take constitutional action to preserve it? Not if it might upset someone on the right. His memo on the impeachment schedule is a classic Bitch McConnell move, laying down a marker to say “If you do this, here’s how I’m going to make sure it doesn’t work.”

    The Georgia wins get bigger every day.

  57. 57.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 8:55 am

    @Spanky:
    Ha! “I’m sorry sir, you will have to check the lecturn if it doesn’t fit all the way under.”

  58. 58.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: That’ll hurt, since I’m sure he was planning to use that email list extensively for fundraising.  Or shop it around to other spammers – it’d be gold, since the spammers would know that the addresses were pre-selected for gullibility.

  59. 59.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 8:57 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ???

  60. 60.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:00 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I’m sure you can imagine how this weighs on both of us all the time.  It’s like knowing a monster may be under your bed even though everytime you look there isn’t one there.  So, it is one of those smaller things (expected positive news?) that kind of breaks through the control we maintain.

  61. 61.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 9:01 am

    @Immanentize:

    Great news! ?

  62. 62.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 9:02 am

    @Immanentize: When do we get hammer thingies?

  63. 63.

    ThresherK

    January 9, 2021 at 9:02 am

    Biden says he’s long thought Trump was unfit for the job, says what Congress does is up to them.

    The perfect tack, the perfect tone.

  64. 64.

    gene108

    January 9, 2021 at 9:03 am

    @JPL:

    Even if the House asked the acting Secretary of Defense to testify why there was a delay in calling up the National Guard, he wouldn’t show up.

    Unlike AG Barr, I am betting AG Garland will enforce Congressional subpoenas.

    Not showing up will soon have the weight of law behind it again.

  65. 65.

    hueyplong

    January 9, 2021 at 9:04 am

    @gene108: But you ask now anyway, so it cannot later be said that “Hey, they never asked before [some horrible shit] happened.”

  66. 66.

    MomSense

    January 9, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @Immanentize:

    Such good news!  Happy tears for you and Immp!

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    January 9, 2021 at 9:05 am

    @Immanentize:

    Wonderful!

  68. 68.

    Chief Oshkosh

    January 9, 2021 at 9:05 am

    I wonder if we need so many military bases in TX and MO. And their NGs need a thorough review, too. No sense in giving insurrections deadly toys to play with. I think that regional needs could be met by expanding bases in NM and IL. As those bases are wound down, we could instead earmark those federal dollars towards mental healthcare, immigrant settlement, and free civics textbooks that very specifically have not been reviewed by the TX Bd of Education.

  69. 69.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 9:08 am

    @Immanentize

    Huzzah! If ever there was an occasion to break out the bubbly….

  70. 70.

    Kristine

    January 9, 2021 at 9:10 am

    @Immanentize: glad to hear the good health news. May it continue.

  71. 71.

    JMS

    January 9, 2021 at 9:11 am

    @Immanentize: if Tim Scott would like to join, then sure. Dems of color seem less likely to “mod”

  72. 72.

    Mai Naem mobile

    January 9, 2021 at 9:12 am

    @germy:  am I the only one who feels guilty laughing at the satirical stuff on these people? Its almost like I am laughing at a mentally ill person.

  73. 73.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 9:14 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: Laughing is good.

    I can’t find any of this funny right now. And I wasn’t “sad” after Wednesday. I was and am angry. I want these folks to pay.

  74. 74.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:14 am

    @JMS: I hadn’t thought about him.

    Scott as “Link”
    Sinema as “Julie”
    Romny as “Pete”
    Manchin as “Whoever their Cop Boss was”

  75. 75.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 9:14 am

    @Aleta

    Florida man? Who would have guessed that?

    //

  76. 76.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:15 am

    VP Pence called the family of the late USCP Officer Brian Sicknick today to convey his condolences, according to a Pence aide

    — Ben Gittleson (@bgittleson) January 8, 2021

  77. 77.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:16 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: @Dorothy A. Winsor:
    Laugh or bust furniture in my house while swearing and weeping.
    Laughing seems like a better mind calming path.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:17 am

    @germy: Did the Sicknick family just put him on hold for 25 minutes and then tell the VP they were unavailable?

  79. 79.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 9:17 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: am I the only one who feels guilty laughing at the satirical stuff on these people?

    No. As I said in a long-dead thread (i.e. yesterday), I’m much more angry than amused.

    Except the guy who tasered himself to death via his balls.  That’s comedy gold, even if it is a direct steal from Idiocracy.

  80. 80.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:18 am

    Speaking of at least chortling:

    Who is phishing Trump right now by telling him he can unlock his account if he types in the nuclear codes.— Kate Klonick (@Klonick) January 9, 2021

  81. 81.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:20 am

    “The president was trying to stage a coup. There was little chance of it happening, but there was enough chance that the former defense secretaries had to put out that letter, which was the final nail through that effort. They prevented the military from being involved in any coup attempt. But instead, Trump tried to incite it himself,” said Fiona Hill, Trump’s former top Russia adviser. “This could have turned into a full-blown coup had he had any of those key institutions following him. Just because it failed or didn’t succeed doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.”

  82. 82.

    Punchy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:20 am

    @Aleta: Great.  Except…..now I fear all those last-minute pardons for all these fuckers.

  83. 83.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 9:21 am

    @Immanentize: How does one phrase “Sorry all the fascistic/Nazi shit we’ve been fomenting over four years caused our white trash supporters to kill Brian.”?

  84. 84.

    TS (the original)

    January 9, 2021 at 9:22 am

    @citizen dave (aka mad citizen):

    I don’t know if what you’re getting at is how we look to the world

    It probably is – because it is how many of us see things down under. It seems utterly weird to have senior people resign 14 days out from when their job ends & sure looks like a government in disarray.

    Also true, however, that we are used to parliamentary democracies where the incoming government is sworn into power within days of the election results being finalised.

    Having a defeated party run the administration for a couple of months after an election defeat seems rather unusual. You would be used to this as a regular event.

  85. 85.

    PsiFighter37

    January 9, 2021 at 9:23 am

    If impeachment is going to end up delaying the start of the next Senate session, I would probably pass. Fuck McConnell – I hope that he croaks while Beshear is in office, and a Democrat takes his seat.

  86. 86.

    Quinerly

    January 9, 2021 at 9:23 am

    @Immanentize: ❤️

  87. 87.

    BC in Illinois

    January 9, 2021 at 9:24 am

    Amy Siskind on Twitter informs us that Trump has “just ONE SCARAMUCCI” left.

  88. 88.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 9, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @Immanentize:

    And, still cancer free!

    Happiest news in a long time! I’m so glad to read these words.

  89. 89.

    JPL

    January 9, 2021 at 9:27 am

    @Immanentize: Phew!    Two days of hell waiting for a life time of good news.   I’m assuming that the next test will also be cancer free.

  90. 90.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 9:28 am

    Biden says after what happened on Wednesday, it makes his quest to unite the country easier. Says republicans have been calling him telling him how horrified they are with Trump. Says he must unify the country.

    Oh, really? It’s all up to Biden, and they have to agency here? Instead of privately calling Biden, they should be making public statements. I hope he’s urging them to do that. He should out any who don’t. Recent history indicates they’re going to undermine him and set him up to fail.

  91. 91.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 9, 2021 at 9:28 am

    @Immanentize: Comforting thought.

  92. 92.

    citizen dave (aka mad citizen)

    January 9, 2021 at 9:29 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: “I can’t find any of this funny right now.”  Me too.  I love to laugh and will at all kinds of twitter/youtube stuff, even on this event.  But mostly mad and sad.  I watched a couple of the late night monologues–Kimmel and Colbert (who “did it live!”) and found them hollow.  They go through each real detail, make a joke, move on to the next.  Just doesn’t seem like the time for that, but I understand they have to fill the airtime.

  93. 93.

    JPL

    January 9, 2021 at 9:30 am

    @gene108: I agree, but it will take some time.    When he finally testifies, I bet he points fingers at those in the White House.   Hopefully MSM doesn’t  treat the information lightly.

    It should end any dreams that Pence has about  running for president.

  94. 94.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 9, 2021 at 9:30 am

     

    @Aleta:

    Bum ass “stay at home father of five” is about to become “jailed, divorced father of five with a rapidly aggregating child support arrearage and the sort of job prospects that inure to underearning white guys after release from prison.”

    Maybe he can learn a trade inside so he can get off his dead ass.

  95. 95.

    Amir Khalid

    January 9, 2021 at 9:32 am

    @Immanentize:

    The Doctor is wise. (He’s not that Doctor by any chance, is he?) The news is marvellous.

  96. 96.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 9:35 am

    @Punchy: now I fear all those last-minute pardons for all these fuckers.

    Possible, but (1) they failed Trump, (2) they’re of no further use to him, (3) they make him look bad, and of course (4) they dress low-class.  So he might write them off.  Some of them already feel betrayed by his “hostage video”, according to some tweets and facebook ranks that were re-posted in the comments section of this fine blog.

    Also, I for one would like the courts to test the claim that the pardon power extends to crimes before a conviction is made, or even before an indictment.

  97. 97.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 9, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @Immanentize:

    I’ve seen this sort of family repeatedly in neglect/abuse/dependency cases. Video gaming lazy, neglectful dad, mom who works a couple of shit jobs. When the oldest isn’t looking after the youngest while dad parks his ass on the sofa with a tablet and piling dishes in the sink and living in filth, they’re being fobbed off onto the various grandparents and siblings.

  98. 98.

    Benw

    January 9, 2021 at 9:36 am

    @Immanentize: yay cancer free!

  99. 99.

    KenK

    January 9, 2021 at 9:37 am

    @TS (the original): @#48 maybe the kids were better off with dad in absentia

  100. 100.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:38 am

    @Immanentize:

    pic.twitter.com/70iCzGcgzs— Parlertakes?? (@parlertakes) January 9, 2021

  101. 101.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:40 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    He was described in one newspaper article as a Furniture Maker and Stay At Home Dad.

    Maybe he can teach woodworking in prison?

  102. 102.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 9:40 am

    @germy: If impeaching Trump would “further divide the country,” as Republicans claim, then what did the GOP think challenging Biden’s election win would do?

    Before the insurrection, I grudgingly believed impeachment would have been dicey. Since then, anyone who would be divided are the ones who supported the insurrection. Whether or not their insanity is temporary, they are not worth listening or thinking about for a single second.

  103. 103.

    Geminid

    January 9, 2021 at 9:40 am

    The Mod Squad’s breakfasts might be popular. Murkowski brings salmon, Manchin brings country ham, Sinema has the chipotle sauce, and Romney brings Utah honey. A smiling Chuck Schumer will drop off bagels and schmooze for a couple minutes. Invitations will be given on the Senate floor. Sinema asks Corey Booker, “what would be good Vegan fare when you come Tuesday? And are you doing that 10k Saturday?” A cheerful Manchin says, “Angus! Come on by Lisa’s office tomorrow morning. And bring Sue!”

    Early legislative fruits of these breakfasts  may include the Warren-Murkowski Clean Energy and Conservation Act.

  104. 104.

    PPCLI

    January 9, 2021 at 9:41 am

    @gene108: This is one of the millions of reasons why the House/Senate should hold extensive hearings on what went down over the last four years, including the topics of the Mueller report, the Ukraine call, the millions of Hatch act violations, etc. They can actually put people under oath and force them to testify, with subpoenas enforced. Give Kushner the Hilary-Benghazi treatment.

    Especially for the people who get the pardons that Trump is about to hand out like Halloween candy. We need to put Stone under oath and compel testimony. Then either he can tell the truth, in which case we’ll get some indication of the dimensions of the treasonous interactions with Wikileaks, etc. Or he will lie, in which case he can be charged with a post-pardon Federal crime.

    Hopefully a lot of the people Trump pardoned will see time for lying under oath about what they did.

  105. 105.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:42 am

    @germy: But it’s always the last 10% where things go wrong!

  106. 106.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 9:43 am

    @Ken: Since the US legal system supposes a suspect is innocent until proven guilty, I think such a claim has real legs. Also, IANAL.

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 9:43 am

    Self-pardon on Sunday? Can’t use the pardon for crimes or actions cited in duly passed articles of impeachment, which would appear to be happening Monday.

    It would not halt impeachment as that is a legislative, not a judicial, procedure but would (theoretically*) aim to short circuit judicial indictment after leaving office.

    *Am putting to the side for the moment whether or not a self-pardon is a valid application of the power. That’s a different argument.

  108. 108.

    Immanentize

    January 9, 2021 at 9:44 am

    @Geminid: That sounds pretty good, actually.

  109. 109.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 9:44 am

    @germy: Good point. I keep hearing about the Repub Governors Association funding the “rally,” but not any other details.

  110. 110.

    Spanky

    January 9, 2021 at 9:45 am

    @Geminid: You forgot the part where they all ride in on unicorns.

  111. 111.

    Nelle

    January 9, 2021 at 9:46 am

    @Immanentize: I think there is a corner of my brain on alert for you and your son.  I don’t pray in the way I was brought up.  Don’t light candles and all that.  But know that your journey has touched me and you always have an advocate for good news and healing times for you and your son over in this bit of, where am I now?  Oh, Iowa.

  112. 112.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 9:48 am

    @Immanentize: But it’s always the last 10% where things go wrong!

    Yeah, I noticed one of the responses to that tweet had a Windows “blue screen of death”.

    There was also a mock-up (I assume…) with “Pornhub update: Donald Trump has been banned from our platform.”

  113. 113.

    Punchy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:49 am

    @Ken: Yes, clearly IANAL but I cannot believe pardons are legit for people who havent even been charged/indicted yet, let alone convicted.  Maybe Im wrong.

    However, the brazenness with which they did this…..mugging for cameras, selfies….tells me they were told ahead of time pardons would save their ass.

  114. 114.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 9, 2021 at 9:51 am

    @germy:

    “Furniture maker” means he’s putting together something from a box at WalMart, maybe a bookshelf. He started making it two months ago, but left the glue for the wood pegs open when he took a break to respond to a Twitter DM from some woman flogging her OnlyFans account, and then got so distracted for three hours that it dried out.

    He’ll get back to it when he gets new glue, so stop nagging him about every little thing.

  115. 115.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 9:52 am

    @spanky

    Pardon for Nixon was just such a peremptory application of the power.

  116. 116.

    germy

    January 9, 2021 at 9:56 am

    This interview with Congresswoman Jayapal:

    We all were aware of the danger. Ten days ago, Maxine Waters had raised the issue of our security on a caucus call to the Speaker and asked what the plans would be. And 48 hours before, we had gotten instructions from Capitol police about all the threats: that we had to be on high alert, that we had to get to the Capitol by 9 a.m. before the protesters, that we couldn’t plan on going out, that we should have overnight bags. It was very clear, and everyone understood what the threats were

    The part of the interview where she wept was a gut punch for me.

  117. 117.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 9:56 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: He’ll get back to it when he gets new glue, so stop nagging him about every little thing.

    You forgot “And why isn’t my dinner on the table, bitch!”

  118. 118.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 9:57 am

    @debbie: McConnell sends memo to GOP senators outlining how an impeachment trial would work if the House goes thru. In essence, McConnell explains how an impeachment trial would consume the first days of Biden’s presidency.

    OK, I get that Mitch will never, ever miss an opportunity to undermine democrats, but I fail to see the evil plan here. I assumed that there was a good chance of the trial not happening until after the 20th. How is that bad, especially if details come out by then of elected republicans’ involvement in the insurrection? Sure, it will suck all the media oxygen up for a couple of days, but I don’t really see that working against Biden. His administration will be carrying on with business. If he really needs to cut through the impeachment story with a big announcement in the first few days, a short press conference ought to do it, but he’ll continue to make announcements about plans throughout the next two weeks.

    Is my cynicism meter failing me?

  119. 119.

    narya

    January 9, 2021 at 9:58 am

    I’m angry, yes–enraged, even. I thought Colbert’s rage was good to see on Wednesday night, too. And, at the same time, humor not only gets us through, it is the thing that narcissists (and so many men . . .) most fear. Humor is a powerful weapon–if you can make someone laugh, then you have bypassed all of the logical arguments. It’s the ultimate “in a nutshell” strategy.

    Completely unrelated: the only side effects of Shot 1 are a sore arm. I don’t usually get even that, and in this case it mostly feels like I caught it on a corner cabinet or something, not, full-arm-soreness.

    Also: great Immp news

    ETA: GREAT email from Penzey’s this morning. So glad I got gift cards for my team from them.

  120. 120.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 9, 2021 at 9:59 am

    @Ken:

    Followed by “My phone? Why do you want to look through my phone? Get your hands off it goddammit, it’s mine!”

  121. 121.

    narya

    January 9, 2021 at 9:59 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: three HOURS? more like three minutes.

  122. 122.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 10:00 am

    @JML: The Georgia wins get bigger every day.

    Job 1 in Schumer’s senate needs to be eliminating the legislative filibuster.

  123. 123.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 9, 2021 at 10:01 am

    @NotMax: He’d have to restrain from criming between then and Jan 20 when he loses the pardon power. I don’t know if he can do it

  124. 124.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    January 9, 2021 at 10:02 am

    @narya:

    Ah, another person with those fond memories of that glue, ha!

  125. 125.

    citizen dave (aka mad citizen)

    January 9, 2021 at 10:03 am

    @trnc: Google has nothing on the RGA, but you might be thinking of the Republican Attorneys Generals Association, who appear to have funded and/or did robocalls telling people where to go.  The incoming Chairman of said group, who is the Alabama AG, says he will investigate himself (https://www.alreporter.com/2021/01/08/alabama-ag-says-hell-investigate-his-groups-role-in-deadly-riot/)

    Time for Talkin’ John Birch Society Blues.  The last four lines:

    “Well I finally started thinking straight when I run out of things to investigate
    Couldn’t imagine nothing else so now I’m home, investigating myself.
    Hope I don’t find out too much.
    Good God.”

  126. 126.

    Ken

    January 9, 2021 at 10:03 am

    @NotMax: Pardon for Nixon was just such a peremptory application of the power.

    But never tested in court (and unless we want to have our own little Cadaver Synod, won’t be).  I want clarification on whether the pardon power exists before conviction, or before indictment. I also want clarification on whether it can be used without naming the specific crimes which were committed, since I’m sure we’ll see a lot of those in the next ten days.

    And while I’m building my wish list, can we take a look at whether the President can pardon himself, and whether the Justice Department can take action against the President?  IIRC, the legal basis for the latter is still only a fifty-year-old memo.

  127. 127.

    trnc

    January 9, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @PsiFighter37: I hope that he croaks while Beshear is in office, and a Democrat takes his seat.

    Yup. My dream also includes Rand not being able to continue and being replaced.

  128. 128.

    narya

    January 9, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Hah! I was actually thinking about the amount of time it would take him on PronHub.

  129. 129.

    topclimber

    January 9, 2021 at 10:06 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    @debbie:

    I posted a day or so ago about what I think is a viable path to impeachment, one that does not result in Trump’s trial distracting from Dems getting a start in the Senate from Day 1.

    As I read the impeachment law, the House does not send over its impeachment findings until impeachment managers have been named. When impeaching a sitting President, you want to do it fast. When impeaching one for the purpose of punishing him (taking away perks, preventing another shot at elective office) you drag it out.

    Let’s say the House votes impeachment but then takes a year to research its case. Surely the impeachment managers want to be thorough and Schumer would not press them for charges like Mitch did on the first go round.

    You make the case and bring it to the Senate in time for the runup to the 2022 elections. Remind everybody about what we know now about Trump’s sedition, plus what looking under rocks for a year finds out about him and his enablers. Make vulnerable GOP Senators go on record supporting him and or explaining their own collusion.

    Bottom line: Impeach the f—ker and use the Agency the House has in the process to control the timing.

    Another interesting fact: Folks have been worried about how some Dems are listed as “No” votes on the KOS list. What I haven’t seen discussed is only about a dozen GOP Reps have  said the same. This can’t be right, right?

    H/T TRNC

  130. 130.

    Benw

    January 9, 2021 at 10:07 am

    LOL Republicans who thirstily followed Trump for 4 years asking Biden to “unite the country”. F them. I hope the answer was “we’re moving ahead with Democratic priorities. Get on the train or stay on the tracks.”

  131. 131.

    There go two miscreants

    January 9, 2021 at 10:17 am

    @TS (the original): Having a defeated party run the administration for a couple of months after an election defeat …

    That has only been sustainable up until now. The public didn’t realize how fragile that (and a lot of other stuff) really was.

  132. 132.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 10:27 am

    @TS (the original)

    One of the differences being that in a non-parliamentary democracy we can predict with absolute certainty when an election will be held, which allows for greater latitude than a system which accommodates snap elections.

  133. 133.

    stinger

    January 9, 2021 at 10:35 am

    @Immanentize: That is excellent news.

  134. 134.

    evodevo

    January 9, 2021 at 10:39 am

    @debbie:  According to Snopes…it’s unclear at this time whether it was a joke listing, or something posted in 2019…

  135. 135.

    the pollyanna from hell

    January 9, 2021 at 10:45 am

    Forget the horse-race, I want immediate impeachment to show that we can go after the ringleaders even before the minions.

  136. 136.

    WaterGirl

    January 9, 2021 at 11:07 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Amy Klobuchar will lead the probe into the Capitol coup.

    Wait, what?

  137. 137.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 9, 2021 at 11:10 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: And just as I was reading this ( you really *know* these people) I got a Twitter alert that lectern guy has been arrested. I have a feeling this is the first day of the rest of his life.

  138. 138.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 11:15 am

    @Mai Naem mobile:

    Not me. They are less mentally ill than they are absolutely delusional.

  139. 139.

    NotMax

    January 9, 2021 at 11:16 am

    @WaterGirl

    Yeah. My reaction was somewhat more colorful (and voluble).

  140. 140.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 11:20 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Mockery is one way to deal with the overpowering feeling of anger.

  141. 141.

    WaterGirl

    January 9, 2021 at 11:20 am

    @Immanentize: Yippee!  Hurray!  Hallelujah !!!

  142. 142.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 11:24 am

    @evodevo:

    Thanks.

  143. 143.

    stacib

    January 9, 2021 at 11:25 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Thank you!  Dude is an unemployed bum, which is exactly how he would have been described had he been anything other than a white guy.

  144. 144.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 11:27 am

    @trnc:

    He’s cynically twisting the situation into a winning strategy for his party. There was a brief moment after 9/11 when everyone was an American and politics took a distant back seat. Is it too much to expect the same now?

  145. 145.

    LurkerNoLonger

    January 9, 2021 at 11:28 am

    One of the many good things that happened with the Georgia election is now there will be actual investigations lead by people who want to find out the truth about what happened on Wednesday.

  146. 146.

    debbie

    January 9, 2021 at 11:28 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    The wife’s practice received a Yelp review recommending her, if only because she will need the money for bail and legal fees for that clown.

  147. 147.

    lowtechcyclist

    January 9, 2021 at 11:33 am

    @hueyplong:

    Mitch is playing with fire, as the developing narrative is that he’s slow walking this and therefore is solely responsible for whatever horrific thing Trump does on his way out the door

    Until the House acts, there’s nothing to blame him for.

    Why they aren’t voting today, I have no idea.

    Oh wait, here we are:

    https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1347657854774243328

    Christine Pelosi: “Why tweet snark when you can read the House Rules? The House meets Monday; to do so otherwise needs unanimous consent and McCarthy objects.”

    Which makes the decision to recess Wednesday instead of Friday (as originally scheduled) even more inexplicable.

  148. 148.

    Another Scott

    January 9, 2021 at 11:51 am

    @p.a.: I would expect that the various security agencies will have a big list of people that they want to interview who fly into DCA, BWI, and IAD in coming days…

    “Hi Mr. Punisher.  Good to see you again.  Please come with me, we’d like to ask you a few questions…”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  149. 149.

    Another Scott

    January 9, 2021 at 11:53 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Only Democrats have agency.

    It’s just Science.

    Grr…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  150. 150.

    Another Scott

    January 9, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    @germy:

    Reuters:

    The Justice Department on Friday released details on 13 defendants who were charged in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia for their roles in connection with the Capitol riots.

    They included Cleveland Meredith, who was charged with threatening Pelosi as well as possession of an unregistered firearm and unregistered ammunition, and Richard Barnett, the Gravette, Arkansas, man who was photographed sitting at Pelosi’s desk and is also known as Bigo.

    […]

    Meredith, 52, told the judge he is unemployed after selling his business in 2019.

    The judge ordered he must remain in custody, pending a hearing on Jan. 13.

    So sad. He’s a Real American Heartland Job Creator from Arkansas with Economic Anxiety being Crushed by Jackboot Regulation and Taxes!!11ONE.

    Grrr….

    More here from the DoJ (13 charged in federal court, 40 in superior court).

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  151. 151.

    Calouste

    January 9, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    @germy: Not to mention that some of these people were staying at the Grand Hyatt. Can’t be bothered to look up how much exactly that would be, but $500/night wouldn’t surprise me.

  152. 152.

    Geminid

    January 9, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    @Calouste: And some people would put air fare and lodging on a credit card just to take part in an historic event. But it seems like there were backers picking up expenses. That’s one of many stories I hope are brought to light.

  153. 153.

    Bill Arnold

    January 9, 2021 at 12:53 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    She can still go fuck herself.

    Jill Stein has no clue how much she is despised.

  154. 154.

    Bill Arnold

    January 9, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    @trnc:

    Job 1 in Schumer’s senate needs to be eliminating the legislative filibuster.

    Or weaken it, which is more possible politically.

  155. 155.

    Matt McIrvin

    January 9, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    @trnc: He’s gotta reach out to those Ohio diner guys, stat!

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