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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Biden-Harris 2020 / Inauguration: Welcoming Event Right Now

Inauguration: Welcoming Event Right Now

by WaterGirl|  January 16, 20217:19 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Biden-Harris Inauguration!

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America United: An Inauguration Welcome Event Celebrating America’s Changemakers

Tune in for a welcome event to celebrate America, reflect and honor our history, and highlight the incredible diversity of the nation.

First song was beautiful!

Watch

There is now a section in the sidebar for the inauguration and Inauguration activities.
All the official events can be viewed from the website, which is the first link under the new section.

Let me know if there’s anything that should be added.

OPEN THREAD.

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  1. 1.

    Sister Golden Bear

    January 16, 2021 at 7:23 pm

    First. And awesome to see a non-binary speaker.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:24 pm

    Focus on women, especially women of color.  I thought there’d be more music.

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    Deb Haaland intro just a minute ago.

  4. 4.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    @Baud: Did you see the first song?

  5. 5.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Tuned in a few minutes late. Just missed the opening number.

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    January 16, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    @Baud: Focus REALLY hard on Stacey Abrams, for otherwise we’d be forever living in Mitch’s world.  That hep cat and her crew are the true stars of the Dems right now.

  7. 7.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    @Punchy:

    I think everyone knows about SA now.

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    @Baud: You can slide the bar back to the beginning.

  9. 9.

    Lacuna Synechdoche

    January 16, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    Current NYT Front Page Headline:

    Biden Seeks Quick Start With Executive Actions and Aggressive Legislation

    • President-elect Joe Biden plans to roll out dozens of executive orders in his first 10 days on top of a stimulus plan and an immigration bill.
    • The blitz of orders signify a clean break from the Trump era as Mr. Biden inherits a collection of crises unlike any in generations.

    Unlike any since the last Republican President left office.

  10. 10.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    Now they’re on to union testimonials.

    No music interludes.  It’s nice to see real people, but not entertaining.

  11. 11.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    @Baud: I agree that music in between speakers would be more fun and interesting

    edit: Plus, this isn’t a school night.

  12. 12.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 16, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    @Lacuna Synechdoche:

    Unlike any since the last Republican President left office.

    Yup

  13. 13.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I don’t think they were expecting a big audience. It’s just a nice gesture to give some of their supporters a chance to be part of the event.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    Whoopi!

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    @Baud: I had to fast forward thru the union stuff.

    Now I’m up to Whoopi!

  16. 16.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 16, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    Also, Ravens @ Bills.

  17. 17.

    HRA

    January 16, 2021 at 7:58 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Go Bills!

  18. 18.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 7:59 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Playing for the right to lose to Green Bay.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:00 pm

    Okay, I am officially declaring this welcome vent BORING.  Sorry, Joe!

    OPEN THREAD.

  20. 20.

    japa21

    January 16, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    @Baud: Only if they make it to the Super Bowl.  What the Pack did to the number one defense in the league was ridiculous. And it could have, and should have, been even worse.

  21. 21.

    NotMax

    January 16, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    @WaterGirl

    OPEN THREAD.

    Woo hoo! To-ga! To-ga! To-ga!

    :)

  22. 22.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    @WaterGirl: Did she sing?

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    I do like Darren Criss.

  24. 24.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    @Baud: hell yeah—I’m wearing a pair of a Stacy Adams shoes right now!

    j/k of course—I don’t wear shoes that are sold at JC Penney’s!

  25. 25.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    @Baud: I am okay with that.

  26. 26.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Nope.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:09 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Morris Day wore them back in the day.  Then again, they weren’t sold at Penney’s back then.

    ETA:  Tom Waits refers to them too.

  28. 28.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:09 pm

    @WaterGirl:

     

    I had to fast forward thru the union stuff.

    I know, right? Management or GTFO!

  29. 29.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    No CEOs yet.  So biased.

  30. 30.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I knew you would come through with that, which is how I heard of them in the first place.  Why didn’t he wear John Lobb Paris like the rest of us?

  31. 31.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    @Baud: ugh. I miss the trump administration already!

  32. 32.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: which is how I heard of them in the first place.

    Me too.

  33. 33.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Too soon, man.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    January 16, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    @Baud

    When does Marianne Williamson show up to juggle crystals?

    //

  35. 35.

    Sister Golden Bear

    January 16, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    Getting to the music now.

  36. 36.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    @Baud: on a related note, I noticed today that my neighbor has taken down his trump 2024 flag.  Perhaps treason is a bridge too far for at least one investment banker.

    I will update when he flies his Baud 2024 flag!

  37. 37.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear:

    Just one song.  Looks like it’s almost over.  It was a nice song though.

  38. 38.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I hope to be a candidate who can unite Americans and anti-Americans.

  39. 39.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    January 16, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    Mrs. Fuckhead would leave me in a minute for Gus Edwards.

  40. 40.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 16, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    I didn’t mind the Union speakers. Most of them spoke for about a minute each, and I don’t mind being reminded of what we all owe to union lobbying and pressure. When I was working, and an undeserving beneficiary of their activism, I know I didn’t sufficiently appreciate them. Glad to make that right.

    Loved the Native American chant early in the program. And I liked the stuttering comedian. One of my brothers suffered from severe stuttering for years. I’m glad to see it come out of the disability closet at last.

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    @Baud: I see your chances as better with matter and anti-matter.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:20 pm

    Kamala!

  43. 43.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:20 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Everyone was swell.  It just wasn’t an entertainment event.

  44. 44.

    mali muso

    January 16, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    Inauguration related question…are there plans for another BJ zoom event in conjunction with the end of our long national nightmare?

  45. 45.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I know, right? Management or GTFO!

    You are bad.

    Also, so happy to have you back.

  46. 46.

    karensky

    January 16, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    Thanks, Balloon Juice, I am ready to kick more butt!

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    January 16, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Gotta link it, if just for innocent grinnage.

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    @mali muso: Yes!

    Though I use the word “plans” loosely because we haven’t talked about specific times.

    Hoping that Imm and i can work out details tomorrow.

    Any particular thoughts on timing?

  49. 49.

    zhena gogolia

    January 16, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @Baud:

    Well, it probably beats “50 Years of Masterpiece,” which we just tried to watch. A Downton Abbey informercial. I thought they’d show some extended scenes from early classic programs. Nope.

  50. 50.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @Baud: We got 3 songs.  The first one that started the show, Darren Criss, and the band that did Colors at the end.

  51. 51.

    Uncle Cosmo

    January 16, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @HRA: Go Ravens!

  52. 52.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yeah, I didn’t mean to pick on the union speakers.  That just happened to be the point where I realized this wasn’t going to be as fun as I hoped, so I fast forwarded to get caught up.

  53. 53.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 16, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    @Baud:

    I didn’t come to be entertained.

  54. 54.

    mali muso

    January 16, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: Well, I haven’t seen an official schedule for the day yet so i dunno what people will be up for.  Sometime in the middle of the day?

  55. 55.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Nominated for the rotating tag.

  56. 56.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 16, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    @NotMax:

    Used to sing that in all innocence when I was a kid.

  57. 57.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 16, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    I was hoping they’d have a salute to Snowden and Assange.

    Big let down.

  58. 58.

    rikyrah

    January 16, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    @Punchy:

     

    the moment she declares for Governor, she will get a monthly donation from me.

  59. 59.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: POTD

  60. 60.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    @mali muso: The schedule is up in the sidebar, at the top

    edit: I just checked, and there are 5 parts to the celebration.  All marked TBD, so that’s no help!

    Except I am guessing that we would want the zoom in between online celebrations, rather than during?

  61. 61.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: You are such a prole.  Fluvogs!

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    @Immanentize: I sent you email asking for a zoom planning conversation.  Not sure how often you check email on the weekend, so just telling you, not nagging.  :-)

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: @Immanentize:

    Could you guys speak english?  :-)

    What’s a POTD?  What is Fluvogs?

  64. 64.

    debbie

    January 16, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    @NotMax:

    That Boebert chick has a bit of that Marianne Williamson look to her eyes.

  65. 65.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    @Immanentize: ::shutters::

  66. 66.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    @WaterGirl: Fluvogs?

     Shoes. Glorious shoes!

  67. 67.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    @WaterGirl: Post of the Day.  And a brand of hideous, tacky shoes.

  68. 68.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’m not sure if I can.  But I’ll know tomorrow evening.  I might go to VT for a week.

  69. 69.

    debbie

    January 16, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Are you watching All Creatures Great and Small?

  70. 70.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    @debbie:

    BOEBERT

  71. 71.

    debbie

    January 16, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Sue me.

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    @Immanentize: Wow.  I had no idea.

  73. 73.

    persistentillusion

    January 16, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @WaterGirl: Nah, the union support will be important.  Get it out of the way, congratulate those allies and go on to entice people who are less committed.

    ETA, I’m originally from the Midwest, union buy-in is super important.  The members will walk, they’ll canvas (whatever that looks like now) and they will work their networks.  Unions, good.

  74. 74.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Immanentize: Rut roh!

    Let me know as soon as you know?

  75. 75.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @WaterGirl: Steve in the WTF with his John Lobb recommendation was on firmer ground.

  76. 76.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    @persistentillusion: We got Mahhty Meehan to work on that.

  77. 77.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    @persistentillusion: Fair enough.

  78. 78.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    @debbie: I intend to release all the Krakens.  But in my case, they are young and prepared Rhode Island style: breaded with peppers.

  79. 79.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I’m afraid to google John Lobb lest I get on all sorts of men’s shoes lists.  I will take your word for it. :-)

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    @persistentillusion:

    the union support will be important.

    It also needs to go both ways.  We need to help the unions gain some of the ground they lost.

  81. 81.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ha!  Vastly overpriced boredom inspiring vanity Jared Kushner shoes.  Management lawyer wannabe footware.

    Pa.the.tic

  82. 82.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: Here you go.

  83. 83.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    @Immanentize: Coming from someone who recommends clown shoes….

  84. 84.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Whew. Those are much better.  Are these what the stylish attorneys wear?

  85. 85.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:08 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You just said “clowns”.  What have you done with Omnes?

  86. 86.

    Jeffro

    January 16, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    @Lacuna Synechdoche: Good!  All following the Indivisible playbook…”GO FAST!”

    No one’s going to repeat the mistakes of 2009-2010 and try to negotiate with the fascists this time.

  87. 87.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: Imm is recommending clown shoes.

  88. 88.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    Tramp Otis Redding and Carla Thomas

     

    You know what, Otis?
    What?
    You’re country.
    That’s all right.
    You straight from the Georgia woods.
    That’s good.
    You know what? You wear overalls, and big old brogan shoes, and you need a haircut, Tramp.

  89. 89.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    @Immanentize: omfg.  Is that guy for real?

  90. 90.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 16, 2021 at 9:15 pm

    The really nice thing about working from home is no need for shoes. And when I need to don some, for going outside, my Birkenstock Bostons are the only thing I need.

  91. 91.

    FlyingToaster

    January 16, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Jeebus.

    I, Claudius was my original tipple on Masterpiece Theatre, turned my dorm-mates onto it when it was re-broadcast in 1980.

    Original Upstairs Downstairs, Jewel in the Crown (where I first saw Charles Dance, yum), House of Cards, Traffik, Jeeves & Wooster.

    Plus Masterpiece Mystery! and Jeremy Brett’s Sherlock Holmes, Cadfael, Inspector Dalgliesh, Campion, Reilly Ace of Spies, Prime Suspect, and naturally, Morse.

    Limiting themselves to Regency, Victorian, and Edwardian costume dramas seems utterly pointless.

  92. 92.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 16, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    @Immanentize: Those are called “vinegar peppers,” good sir!

  93. 93.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    I said you must be jokin son

    where did you get those shoes. . . Oh yea

    https://youtu.be/oXY_DNVFWVY

  94. 94.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    for going outside, my Birkenstock Bostons are the only thing I need.

    That’s all I wear too.

  95. 95.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    @Baud:

    That’s all I wear.

    There is more than one way to read that.

  96. 96.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: ask em if they wear chucks?

  97. 97.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Actually, not.  But my wife had a pair that were really awesome.  She also had a pair of pinkish miu mius that looked like some organic being.  Shoes, as Shakespeare said, make the man.  Or something.  I’m actually a pretty classic short boot or cap toe myself when standing up at the podium.

  98. 98.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: love them.  Want some soon!

  99. 99.

    Sister Golden Bear

    January 16, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    Er mah gerd! Shoes! Let’s get some shoes!

    @Immanentize: These shoes rule

    @Omnes Omnibus: These shoes suck.

    These shoes cost $300. LET’S GET ‘EM!

  100. 100.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  @Baud: I can’t even….

  101. 101.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 16, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    @FlyingToaster: ?  how could you leave out Rumpole ?

  102. 102.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: I had forgotten that existed.

  103. 103.

    Quinerly

    January 16, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    @Raven: ?
    RIP Mr. Becker.

  104. 104.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    @Immanentize: cap toe is the way to go.  If it’s a case I don’t care about, I might go casual with a wingtip.  I may try some fluvogs next time I’m bargaining with a trades union.  Can’t wait to get beaten with axe handles and pipe wrenches in the parking lot afterward!

  105. 105.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    @Raven: I can’t even think of a steely dan lyric or riff without being instantly transported back to college.  I believe 71.4% of all dorm rooms had an Aja poster.  Or, as mine did, a Marley pic.

  106. 106.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    This was mentioned earlier, but I didn’t see the details.

    Biden to sign executive orders rejoining Paris climate accord and rescinding travel ban on first day

    …..

    Beyond executive actions in his first days in office, the memo outlines that Biden plans to send Congress a large-scale immigration plan within his first 100 days in office. The plan would offer a pathway to citizenship for the millions of undocumented immigrations currently in the United States.

    …..

    From January 25 to February 1, Klain writes that Biden will issue orders on everything from directing his government to buy American products to beginning to fulfill promises to reform the criminal justice system

     

    During that week-long period, Biden will also order the federal government to determine how to reunite children separated from their families at the US-Mexico border, as well sign additional orders aimed at tackling climate change and expanding access to health care

     

  107. 107.

    Mike in NC

    January 16, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    Wife was looking for a picture frame and dragged me to the new Hobby Lobby near us. Saw some oddball characters, but there was a display of books by — and about — the “Duck Dynasty” nutjobs. Do they still have a TV show? I thought their 15 minutes of fame was a decade ago.

  108. 108.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    @Baud: WTF is this?  B-J is a fashion blog.  Take your politics back to Kos.

  109. 109.

    FlyingToaster

    January 16, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: A) Forgot. B) HerrDoctor was the one who quoted from Rumpole.  I quoted from House of Cards.

    You might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

    C) The programs carried by the various incarnations of Masterpiece, including Poirot, often moved on to other venues (A&E, originally, then BBC America, now various streaming services like BritBox and Acorn).

  110. 110.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: my god!  That was the greatest!  I just sent it to three friends.

    These shoes suck….

    Thank you!

  111. 111.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 16, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @Baud: Sure would be nice if he’d light a fire under the visa processing folks too. Might be nice if my daughter in law could enter the country.

  112. 112.

    debbie

    January 16, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    @Baud:

    Biden will also order the federal government to determine how to reunite children separated from their families at the US-Mexico border

    Hope this means the children are all findable.

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    New shoes.

  114. 114.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    Diddley,  Say Man

    https://youtu.be/oDXWNZk5nro

     

    Look-a here!
    What’s that?
    Where are you from?
    South America,
    What’s that?
    South America,
    You don’t look like no South American to me,
    I’m still from South America,
    What part?
    South Texas!
    Where are your workin’ boots at?
    I’ve got ’em on,
    Those aren’t no boots you got on; those broguettes!

  115. 115.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: You would be so SAFE in Fluevogs!  Those trades guys would be afraid of you rubbing off on them.

  116. 116.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: And I’m postin all this great music with shoe references!

  117. 117.

    aliasofwestgate

    January 16, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I think it’s a mix of having to rebuild immigration and secretary of state. I wanna apply for a new passport at some point this year. But i won’t do it until i know SoS is functioning at least decently compared to the last 4 years of shit. The appointees and the civil servants have a ton of work to do, and it sucks.

  118. 118.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    @aliasofwestgate:

    I renewed my passport earlier this year, and it went smoothly and quickly.

    ETA: By mail.

  119. 119.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: or this

  120. 120.

    Baud

    January 16, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    @debbie:

    Hope so.  Too soon to tell.

  121. 121.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    @Raven: word up, as people of your generation say!

    How about Guy Clark’s Baton Rouge?

  122. 122.

    aliasofwestgate

    January 16, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    @Baud: i let mine expire about 2 years ago, when things were personally going to hell. So i still have to apply for a new one. Not really a big bother since i know what to do.  This final year i was not risking it on the fact that the Trump admin fucks everything else up.  Even something so simple.

  123. 123.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: How a bout “I’m pretty in Buffalo.”

    https://youtu.be/PPdZoT8zLcs

  124. 124.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    Every bit of clothing ought to make you pretty
    You can cut the clothing,
    gray is such a pity
    I should wear the clothing
    of Mr. Walter Mitty
    See my tailor,
    he’s called Simon,
    I know it’s going to fit

    Ian Drury

  125. 125.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: My Generation said “I hope I die before I get old”!

  126. 126.

    Steve in the ATL

    January 16, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: ETA

  127. 127.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    Carl Perkins has pointed toed shoes I’ve heard

  128. 128.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 16, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    @Baud: Maybe next year you’ll be able to use it.

  129. 129.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    As long as we are on the topic of fashion.

  130. 130.

    Immanentize

    January 16, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    And Carl’s girlfriend wore pink peddle pushers.

  131. 131.

    Mary G

    January 16, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    Amateurs. Here are some shoes.

  132. 132.

    prostratedragon

    January 16, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    From 1927, Alberta Hunter and Thomas “Fats” Waller (pipe organ), “Sugar”

  133. 133.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    Okay, that’s it!

    Omnes, Imm, Baud, Steve in WTF, Raven, everybody:

    Send me a picture of your shoes and we’ll have a post where I list 10 nyms and show 10 pairs of shoes, and people can guess which shoes go with which nym.

    Winner wins… something.

    You can either send photos of just the shoes, or shoes on feet with the bottom of the pants showing

    edit: We can also do a separate one with women’s shoes

    edit: We could even have an attorneys work shoes only version.  We easily have enough attorneys here for that.

  134. 134.

    Raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    “He never misses”!

     

    Doink, twice!

  135. 135.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    @Mary G: My feet hurt just looking at those shoes.

  136. 136.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: Which shoes?  I have quite a few pairs.  I could make it fairly easy or damned near impossible to guess.

  137. 137.

    Ken

    January 16, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: Great, BJ is joining the already-overpopulated ranks of foot fetish websites.  All part of being a full-service blog, I guess — but no crush videos, please.

  138. 138.

    FlyingToaster

    January 16, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @Mary G: Uhhhhhh……

    ?Why‽

    That site has a whole “yea or nay” series of postings on shoes.

    I bow to your professional expertise.??‍♀️

  139. 139.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @Mary G: We were doing men’s shoes.

  140. 140.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @Baud: Wow, I hadn’t seen the details, either.  That’s wonderful.

  141. 141.

    Mary G

    January 16, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    @WaterGirl: I love TLo’s commenters, known as Bitter Kittens, almost as much as I love the jackals here, this is a good one about the shoes:

     

    krelnick • 2 years ago
    I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.
    NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN.
    NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THIS CRAP, YOU SEE.
    NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT ON THE STREET.
    NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT ON MY FEET.
    I WILL NOT WEAR THEM HERE OR THERE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
    I GIVE THESE SHOES A BIG, FAT NO!
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM T AND LO!

  142. 142.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    @WaterGirl: You. have. all. gone. crazy. :)

  143. 143.

    raven

    January 16, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    @WaterGirl: Doctors and Lawyers?

  144. 144.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I think we’d have to have a separate one for work shoes and another one for hanging out shoes.

  145. 145.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    January 16, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    @aliasofwestgate: We renewed in 2020. (End of story: this part of the State Dept actually seems to be working.) Submitted in February.

    My wife got hers ridiculously quickly, like 2-3 weeks, well ahead of the delay we were told to expect.

    Mine got caught in the lockdown, as there for awhile was nobody to process it. There was an online tracking system and for awhile I could see it just sitting there, with no promised processing date.

    Then it disappeared. “No record of this application.”

    I started inquiring. Made a phone call, talked to a human being, was assured I was in the system but for (reason I forget) the system wasn’t updating the status.

    And then all of a sudden over the next few days: the record popped up, I started getting emails about progress being made, and then the passport arrived in the mail.

    Bottom line, once people in the passport office were back at work, they were working well. Things went smoothly. The only glitch was while they were shut down early in 2020.

  146. 146.

    Another Scott

    January 16, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:  Nu Shooz

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  147. 147.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @Mary G:

    TLo’s commenters ???

  148. 148.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 16, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @Mary G: They are ugly and uncomfortable.

  149. 149.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @Mary G: Love that!  In a perfect world, we wouldn’t have to wear shoes.

  150. 150.

    SFBayAreaGal

    January 16, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I have a pair of Birkenstocks designed by Jerry Garcia.

  151. 151.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I never claimed that every idea I have is a good one!  But I thought that would be fun/funny.

  152. 152.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    @raven: wouldn’t the doctor’s shoes all be covered with booties?  :-)

  153. 153.

    Yutsano

    January 16, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Jeebus. I leave you kids alone for like a couple of hours and this blog goes to poop.

  154. 154.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    @Yutsano:  He started it!

    Also, it’s an Open Thread.  It goes where it goes.

    edit:  See, now you’ve done it.  Everyone is afraid to comment now.  :-)

    Dad came home, yelled about the party, and everyone scattered.

  155. 155.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Also, it’s an Open Thread.  It goes where it goes. 

    Then I don’t feel bad posting this bit of news:

    JUST IN: Remember zip-tie guy in the Senate, Eric Munchel? The FBI just arrested his mom, Lisa Eisenhart, who accompanied him.https://t.co/bVDUrpkTES pic.twitter.com/sSvGkQBtDC— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) January 16, 2021

    Also, haha!

  156. 156.

    Yutsano

    January 16, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    @WaterGirl: Well I’m finishing it!

    I used to hate when my parents told us that. We were definitely not “done”. Especially my older brother and I. But we were oil and water from jump.

  157. 157.

    Haroldo

    January 16, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    And what do the angels want to wear?

  158. 158.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: That’s great news!

    He was basically covered head to toe, so I bet he thought they could never find him.  Too bad, so sad.

  159. 159.

    Ken

    January 16, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    @WaterGirl: In a perfect world, we wouldn’t have to wear shoes.

    Because our legs would end in little wheels.

    Which jogs a memory of a fantasy story; “The Wheels of God”, perhaps? Everyone wakes up one morning to find their feet replaced with wheels.

  160. 160.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:12 pm

    @WaterGirl: Well, they’d already arrested him I believe, and now they nabbed his mom.

    Good on ya, ma!  Accompanying you kid to overthrow the US government!

  161. 161.

    West of the Rockies

    January 16, 2021 at 10:13 pm

     

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I wouldn’t gripe if it was witchy women in Louboutins…

  162. 162.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 16, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    Doug Heye @DougHeye 25m
    Best thing I’ve heard all week: asked a National Guardsman at my corner if his team was being fed and taken care of. His reply: “Yes sir, @chefjoseandres already brought us something.” Because of course.

  163. 163.

    Ken

    January 16, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    @WaterGirl: He’s being charged with conspiracy, too. They’ll probably be leaning on him to reveal his co-conspirators – that is, other than his mom.

  164. 164.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Your posting fingers broken?

  165. 165.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Who knew it was “take your mom to the violent insurrection” day?

    Or maybe it was “take your son to the violent insurrection” day?

    Or a new twist on the “daddy-daughter dance”?  Mama-son insurrection dance.

  166. 166.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    January 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: yeah she’s a nurse. I think. she’s probably going to fired if she hasn’t been already.

  167. 167.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: I feel bad that I laughed at that!

  168. 168.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    @EmbraceYourInnerCrone: I want to see these people get everything they deserve.

  169. 169.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I think my comment has just been insulted, but I’m not totally sure.

    In any case, buoyed by the happy news that these two have some serious charges leveled against them, I am going to close the computer, listen to a podcast or two, and go to sleep.

  170. 170.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    @WaterGirl: Enjoy some Professional Left.

    Time for some Italian beef.

  171. 171.

    TomatoQueen

    January 16, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    *hides bunny slippers

  172. 172.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: If you can find me some good Chicago Italian beef, I would love to have some.

  173. 173.

    Punchy

    January 16, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    @Baud: I think you’re wrong.  Political junkies…yeah.  Average D voter?  Nopes.  They just assume GA Senate races went the way of the general.  SA had an enormous effect on both, and a special mention of this is necessary, IMO.

  174. 174.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    @TomatoQueen: There’s nothing wrong with bunny slippers!  Much better than some of the stuff that’s been linked to tonight.

  175. 175.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 16, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    @TomatoQueen: Bunny slippers are cool.  It is known.

  176. 176.

    MagdaInBlack

    January 16, 2021 at 10:30 pm

    @Haroldo:  ” My red shoes”  =-)

    Eta: i try to stay amused.

  177. 177.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: I like Papa Charlie’s.  24 oz frozen for 6.49.

  178. 178.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 16, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Could you guys speak english?  :-)

    Unpossible, they’re lawyers.

  179. 179.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 16, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I have a friend who’s raising money for coffee and energy drink deliveries to the Guard in the Capitol. Her brother is deployed out there, and he says they’re being taken care of but that’s the thing most troops want right now.

    They want help staying awake. :)

  180. 180.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Never heard of them!

  181. 181.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: You make an excellent point.

  182. 182.

    WaterGirl

    January 16, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Carm’s was the best.

  183. 183.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    @WaterGirl: 24oz of frozen beef and gravy

  184. 184.

    something fabulous

    January 16, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    @Immanentize: I LOVE Fluvogs! I have a pair of the low lace up boots from one million years ago that still are in great shape. I don’t see them exactly on the site now; gotta admit mine are a more restrained black-with-beige color way, but are awesome! Thanks for the link; hadn’t thought to buy any in years, since mine were in person in NYC at the time– online! One day, when am working again! More Fluvogs!!!

  185. 185.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 16, 2021 at 10:41 pm

    @WaterGirl: I’m talking frozen.  And Little Italy would be a bit of a hike.

  186. 186.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 16, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    Trump is going to be the first ex president who has his name on fewer buildings than he did before he was president.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 16, 2021

  187. 187.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 16, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    There is more than one way to read that.

    It’s Baud, so no there really isn’t.

  188. 188.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 16, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    @Immanentize: Interesting trivia, the Aja album cover was designed by Phil Hartman*.

    *He did graphic design before his comedy career.

  189. 189.

    Haroldo

    January 16, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:  Usually better than disgusted.

  190. 190.

    NotMax

    January 16, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    2½ hours of mowing done. Exhausted.

    Mail has been super weird. Not a thing in the mailbox all this week. Then today about a half dozen pieces of mail all at once, including a letter sent first class from NY, postmarked January 5. Apparently carried by Tortoise Express.

    @FlyingToaster

    Also too, Brideshead Revisited.

  191. 191.

    O. Felix Culpa

    January 16, 2021 at 11:19 pm

    Thanks, all, for the entertainment and the fun songs. My 8-years-old LLBean Wicked Good Slippers and I are heading off to bed now. Be good. Or be wicked. Up to you.

  192. 192.

    WaterGirl

    January 17, 2021 at 6:52 am

    @mrmoshpotato: thanks.  Not sold in Champaign. :-(

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