The time has finally come for President Trump to find a space at Mar-a-Lago for his $50,000 room-size golf simulator, his collection of Brioni suits and the first lady’s matching Louis Vuitton luggage she has hauled around the globe. @anniekarni https://t.co/LG0mwgAsDb
— Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) January 19, 2021
… By Wednesday at 12:01 p.m., hours after Mr. Trump himself plans to leave Washington, all the first family’s stuff will have followed him out the White House door, en route to his new home in Palm Beach, Fla. And by the end of the day Joseph R. Biden Jr. and his wife, Jill, will arrive to a deep-cleaned living quarters where their bags will be unpacked, their furniture arranged and their favorite foods stocked in the fridge.
It’s the awkward pas de deux performed every four or eight years when one family moves in and another moves out, an undertaking carried out by the 90-person White House residence staff in about five hours. A complicated, highly choreographed process is done on a tight schedule that often requires boxing up whatever has been left unpacked — some outgoing presidents are more prepared to leave the executive mansion than others.
This year, people involved in the process said, moving day also involves additional cleaning and safety precautions because of the coronavirus…
The Bidens were never invited to meet the residence staff, or canvass the second floor of the White House, which has 16 rooms and six bathrooms and will now be their home. Michelle Obama, by contrast, had been through the White House twice at the invitation of Mrs. Bush before her husband’s 2009 inauguration.
“Mrs. Trump should have invited Dr. Biden in for the traditional coffee,” said Capricia Marshall, who served as White House social secretary in the Clinton administration and oversaw that president’s departure in 2001, referring to Melania Trump, the first lady. “Typically, she would come prepared with questions, she’ll meet and talk to the chef, the full time residence staff and have an opportunity for them to break the ice. It’s a courtesy, but logistically it’s incredibly helpful. That didn’t happen.”…
“The good news is there’s a process, there’s a checklist,” Ms. McBride said. “The staff knows what they need to do. And the Bidens know the building, they know the people. They’ve been there plenty.”
Theme for the (first) Biden Administration: No panic, we’ve done this before.
White House cleaning crews are scrubbing the press secretary’s office to prep for the arrival of @jrpsaki. The cleaners are all over the West Wing and residence this morning, Inauguration Day. Some Trump aides left notes behind for the new staffers. pic.twitter.com/H1VLXPJvTb
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) January 20, 2021
An interesting revelation in this @CNN piece, which confirms something we've heard about the Trumps. This re the deep, deep clean that's going down at the White House to free it of germs, given that it has been a COVID hotspot thanks to the Trumps. https://t.co/u7tRC1r3lj pic.twitter.com/zyCTa0rUnF
— Joy WE VOTED!! WEAR A MASK!! Reid ??) (@JoyAnnReid) January 18, 2021
classless trash to the end https://t.co/rnoACjltee
— kilgore trout, brad r’s brother (@KT_So_It_Goes) January 20, 2021
West of the Cascades
This is glorious: https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/democracy-symbols-biden-inauguration/2021/01/20/3e80f784-5b59-11eb-a976-bad6431e03e2_story.html
Just Some Fuckhead
Gonna be weird having a president who isn’t taunting mask wearers and literally trying to get more people killed.
RSA
Amazingly, Trump left a letter for Biden, following tradition. I’m curious what was in the letter, but not to the point of caring whether it ever becomes public.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/20/trump-biden-inauguration-day-460670
Baud
I hope we’ll learn of they found any bugs.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@RSA: Biden’s been calling it “generous”, so I’m guessing Miller didn’t write it. Who’s the least culty aide who was left around him by the end?
lamh36
Ken
I’m taking the $50,000 golf simulator as meaning that, even on the four or five days a week when he wasn’t out on the course, he was still playing golf instead of working.
BTW if I were the Mar-A-Lago neighbors, I’d keep an eye on where that stuff goes, and start the legal proceedings the second it showed up at MAL. He’s not allowed to live there.
EDIT: And to be catty, does anyone else wonder if Melania’s luggage is being shipped to a different address as the rest of the stuff?
Baud
@lamh36:
Damn.
RandomMonster
@Baud: You went exactly where I was headed.
randal m sexton
What the whitehouse must smell like right now: Bleach, Mr. Clean, Pinesol, Windex, Clorox, Lysol, Vinegar, Ajax, Ammonia, Mr. Clean, Oxy-Clean, Hydrogen Peroxide, sage and garlic( for Stephen Millers office). Plus there is the sound of GIANT HEPA filters, powered by jet engines.
Ken
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Maybe it’s Obama’s letter, right where he left it four years ago.
(Kidding. I assume that ended up in the National Archives, unless Trump tore it up, or took it to sell on EBay.)
debbie
I think the building needs to be fumigated.
Raven
Got along without ya before I met ya gonna get along without ya now . . .
kindness
I don’t mean to be mean or uncultured but Trump and his family are such tacky trash. Really it would be more fitting to see them all in ripped/stained t shirts and sweats.
Thank the FSM we are in a better place now.
debbie
Searcher
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/691fa274-8a19-4401-9426-3b33f42152d3
Just Some Fuckhead
@Searcher: Malaria can’t actually write in English.
Old Dan and Little Ann
I was just walking my dog around the block thinking about Olympian athletes. I will never be one but we have all had to suffer for 4 fucking years for another crack at winning. I can’t imagine losing 4, 8, 12, years in a row and to continue training day in and day out for another crack at whoever the fucker is who keeps winning Gold. Democratic voters need to be like Olympian athletes day in and day out! Not anyone on this top 10,000 blog, of course. I want 81,000,000+ people voting every year in every local election. Cheers y’all!
MisterForkbeard
“This took us MONTHS, but it turns out the light switches aren’t that hard to operate!”
debbie
Twitter is telling me Ivanka cried at the send-off. Hallelujah!
Searcher
@MisterForkbeard: “I’ll have you know the door DIDN’T hit me in the ass on the way out.”
Baud
Biden’s speech to the staff was really good.
Baud
@MisterForkbeard: Win!
dmsilev
@RSA: Dont worry, Alexandra Petri got an advance copy
Just Some Fuckhead
@Baud: I guess. Threatening to fire people on their first day doesn’t meet my threshold for good supervision but others mileage may vary.
Ken
@MisterForkbeard: Ah, fond memories. And remember the first Easter Egg Roll?
That was back when we thought they were just incompetent, instead of malignant.
Matt McIrvin
@lamh36: Ha ha wow! This is remarkable to see.
Baud
@Just Some Fuckhead:
Most such talks are not broadcast to a national audience.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@debbie: I love that four-shot
zhena gogolia
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Someone whose name we’ve never heard, I expect.
Albatrossity
I’m thinking that the note left by Assholini was his health care plan and his infrastructure plan, written on the back of a napkin from KFC…
Just Some Fuckhead
@Baud: He’s 80. I’m sure he’s not up on the latest management science.
debbie
Love the tears, but why would you record them and share them on Twitter?
danielx
per some of the comments: the White House doesn’t need just a deep cleaning, it needs an exorcist.
Extra attention for Dr. Goebbels’ off- er, Stephen Miller’s office.
Geminid
trump’s Farewell Adress: “Have a good life….” Typically churlish.
Nora Lenderbee
@Ken: I really don’t care, do U?
debbie
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
And yet Jared smiles!
LurkerNoLonger
Yet they were still plagiarized from Michelle Obama.
Raven
Pat Lang loves to talk about when Joe yelled at him and he backed Joe down!
Quinerly
@Geminid: I have read about 1/2 dozen pieces about how QAnon now feels about him. (duped) The Proud Boys have dumped him. The National Review has called him Paris Hilton.
Ken
Can the unTweeted life truly be said to have been lived?
zhena gogolia
@Just Some Fuckhead:
You know, during the debates everyone was laughing at him when he said, “Turn off the record player.” I showed that clip to my husband, and he said, “He’s the president we need.”
RSA
@dmsilev: Thanks! I haven’t seen that yet.
Ken
Is that good or bad?
Just Some Fuckhead
Stuart Stevens is telling you why your fantasies of bipartisanship are truly fantasies on MSNBC.
David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch
A star is born (photo)
What a woman!
debbie
@Quinerly:
Shouldn’t it be Q who they dump?
Just Some Fuckhead
@zhena gogolia: I don’t want to sound like I’m down on Biden. I voted for him in the primary and the general. But our gerontocracy in general is a real problem.
Quinerly
@Ken: well…. The title of the piece is “Witless Ape Rides Helicopter.”
?
zhena gogolia
@Just Some Fuckhead:
Pete Buttigieg? Kamala Harris? Katie Porter? Anthony Blinken? Deb Haaland?
Cheryl Rofer
This is interesting. The Q people aren’t going away, but they do seem to be erasing their public presence.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@zhena gogolia: this nugget from the NYT was, for me, example number whatever-thousand, three-hundred and forty-two of how boring old Joe Biden lapped all the savvy twitter candidates who thought 2016 proved that Obama was tired and Bernie! was wired!, or whatever
Quinerly
@debbie: we need an entire thread on just these QAnon pieces. They had their popcorn all popped and were expecting decapitations at noon on live television. Trump just didn’t produce the bloodshed.
Ken
@David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: Looking at the images and videos in those tweets, it appears that masks are also back in style. I heard Biden is going to make them mandatory in all Federal facilities, which could be a clever back-door way of identifying the Trump loyalists.
Matt McIrvin
@Just Some Fuckhead: Every job I’ve had, one of the first things you learn is a plethora of things that will get you fired. It seems like it comes with the territory.
Geminid
@Just Some Fuckhead: There are plenty of good Democratic Representatives in their 30s, 40s and 50s, even if you don’t hear about them. Senators and Governors too.
Quinerly
@Cheryl Rofer: there’s a HuffPost piece that’s good too…. If being down in the dumps and not knowing what to do with your life now since there were no decapitations can be called “good.”
RSA
@Cheryl Rofer:
Don’t trust conservative men wearing make-up, I guess?
More seriously, that’s interesting news. I wonder if it’s a new facet of a cult response when predictions fail, or something that could have been expected?
Frank Wilhoit
“…his collection of Brioni suits…”
People who actually have money, as opposed to pretending to have money, know how not to waste it. Trump always looks like his suits were bought off the rack (or off the back of a truck) by someone who was guessing what size he is. This was how we could tell his stunt double: Trump has a very pronounced curvature of the upper spine and the double doesn’t. So the double’s off-the-rack clothes almost fit. But the facial resemblance is astonishing. That guy, whoever he is, really has some stories to tell.
But when you don’t pay your bills, I suppose it matters the less what the price tag says.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@zhena gogolia: Lauren Underwood, Colin Alred, Conor Lamb, Jon Ossoff, Kristen Clarke are all under forty. What’s the cut-off for “young” with politicians?
Quinerly
@Cheryl Rofer: there’s a thread where a little after noon when there weren’t mass arrests/executions, some of the QAnon folks were trying to reconcile that Biden was in on everything and helping Trump….
debbie
@Quinerly:
Yeah, they are totally beyond my understanding. The q-drops I’ve heard about are ridiculously nonsensical. But I’d bet Trump egged them on behind the scenes. Through Miller or maybe even Bannon.
Quinerly
@David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I too was obsessed with her coat. Loved it. Want it.
zhena gogolia
@David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:
ELLA’S COAT AND MICHELLE’S BELT BUCKLE WON THE DAY!
Just Some Fuckhead
@Matt McIrvin: I’m sorry you haven’t worked for an org that trusts the effort they put into vetting you isn’t enough.
Ken
At my (big US) corporation we have mandatory training on that every year. Anti-bullying, anti-harassment, inclusivity, it’s all there; and the protected categories have grown over the last eight years, including the addition of gender identity about three years ago. It’s made clear that violations can lead to termination of employment.
(Plus of course a big section on recording your time and expenses accurately, and not taking or giving bribes, or steering contracts to your relatives.)
@Just Some Fuckhead: At least at my job interviews, they don’t come out and ask “So are you a flaming asshole who can only interact with others by denigrating them”. In fact I think legally they can’t ask that question, any more than they can ask “So are you a flaming homosexual”.
I know some companies search your social media nowadays, so could determine from that if someone’s “not a good fit” for the corporate culture.
RSA
@Ken:
What a good idea. I didn’t know it wasn’t the case already. I work on an Army base with strict rules about face coverings (not that I’ve actually been back in my office for months). I’d had the impression since mid-summer that masks were required on all military bases, though I didn’t actually check. Extending the rule to all federal government workplaces would be good policy for a few different reasons.
Cheryl Rofer
@Ken: That was the first EO Biden signed.
Quinerly
@debbie: I dipped into my old local paper in NC. There’s a real guy posting “Fake News” on every inauguration article. Someone is arguing with him. I don’t think it’s performance art. He is convinced that there was no inauguration. All staged, “false flag,” actors. He really needs a psychiatric hold. I know the last name. I have to know his family. Trump has unleashed something that will take years to fix.
lgerard
Seth Meyers once claimed that trumps suits looked like they were made out of trash bags
It was funny because it’s true
Geoboy
@Cheryl Rofer: When I was in college (admittedly a long time ago), for one of our courses we had to read a book titled “When Prophecy Fails”. Some reporter had followed a cult for months where the leader had proclaimed that the world would end on a particular date. The behavior of the leader and members of the cult when that didn’t happend are very reminiscent of Qanon today.
debbie
@zhena gogolia:
Man, the Obamas had real presence as they strode through the building and back out to the ceremony!
debbie
@Quinerly:
Genuinely sad.
Tony Jay
@debbie:
Good God but that was gorgeous. Tasty, tasty tears, salted with utter madness. Enough to fuel my joy-engines for, oh, hours and hours.
I almost don’t want to know what she was going on about with the flag, but I really do. How crazy is too crazy?
topclimber
@debbie: For our side, yeah. But I wonder what he accidentally learned about US targets in one of the presidential show and tell sessions, and who might pay a price for it.
No longer has he his fingers on the button. But he remains ever ready to facilitate harm. “What am I bid, Kim?”
Sorry, one and all for stomping on the no-nuke respite. Blame it on my Trumpian PTSD
I need lots more JoeMo to break the spell.
Mike in NC
Our tax dollars hard at work, even if Trump never was.
FlyingToaster
@Just Some Fuckhead:
I’ve been in these situations (as a contractor, thank goodness, not an employee), and it was very much a “we’ve had a major ass problem with this and I’m here to remind you that we are NEVER paying out an a lawsuit about this again” speech.
It’s not subtle, but it is unfortuately really damn necessary*.
*(One guy at one company actually went back to his desk and typed up his resignation. Because he was a “player” and would have been fired for cause within days.)
(At another company the new CEO didn’t actually enforce the policy espoused in his speech, and within a year had to make a multimillion dollar settlement re: the marketing director.)
Cameron
@Raven: It’s a damn shame. I used to go over there regularly for interesting insights. I can’t bring myself to do that any more. It’s been taking on water for a while, and bringing Special Agent Whitey Tape on board hasn’t helped.
Splitting Image
@debbie:
I just realized that I forgot to remember that. There are so many things I’m glad Trump is no longer in charge of that I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to keep track of them all.
Brachiator
@Just Some Fuckhead:
Biden will need bipartisanship to deal with some other Democrats.
Starboard Tack
@lgerard:
The nicest suit in the world would look like a trash bag on Trump ’cause of the trash inside.
Another Scott
@David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:
Love her eyebrows. :-)
Cheers,
Scott.
Starboard Tack
Dup.
Starboard Tack
Joyful about T**** having to suck his thumb to get to sleep tonight after Melania calls him a loser and slams her bedroom door shut.
geg6
@David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:
That coat was fabulous. Ivanka is dying of jealousy as we speak. I think I read she attends or attended Parsons. She knows real fashion, not cheaply made knockoffs.
Just Some Fuckhead
@Ken: Maybe as a director, I’m above those threats. But I don’t do that with my team and I’ve kept them together going on seven years now.
Geminid
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: And Sharice Davids (KS) is 40 years old, Jason Crow (CO) and Abigail Spanburger (VA) are 41, Anthony Delgado (NY) is 43, and Elaine Luria (VA) is 44. All capable Representatives and politicians.
The Moar You Know
@Just Some Fuckhead: I don’t know if you’re still working or retired or what, but sadly, this is now the norm; we have to tell people to act like decent human beings, define that, and threaten to fire them if they don’t, and we have to do all that before we can allow them to actually start work.
You would think that you wouldn’t have to do this, that the vast majority of people by the time they get out into the working world would know this, but no. I’ve had my current job for 18 years. We didn’t have to fire anyone for acting like an asshole until 2008, then it was just a deluge. And nowadays you have to make the threat to fire up front as the legal liability for not doing so is staggering. “Well, you never told me I couldn’t call people n*****s” is something I have actually heard from an employee who was being terminated for doing just that, but hey, we actually DID tell him he could not do that and so he couldn’t sue. He tried anyway. But your insurer will cover that, so long as you can prove said employee was actually warned about the consequences of calling another employee one of the most vile names possible.
Again, you would just think people would “get this”, but they’re not getting it. Something’s broken bad in a lot of people out there, and it’s not younger folks.
Biden is being a good, smart and tough boss by doing this, which is exactly pretty much what I expected of him.
Obdurodon
If I were Biden, I’d be tempted to give as many of the staff as possible a 14-day paid vacation, explicitly citing possible COVID exposure as the reason, and of course tests for everyone. After all, outbreaks in that community were not just a theoretical possibility. Some of the deep-cleaning theatre seems as likely to cause exposure as to prevent it, due to all the extra people occupying a shared indoor space for long periods of time.
grumbles
So wait, speaking of keeping house, I seem to recall the doughy orange dirtbag having issues with his neighbors not wanting him around.
Late Night Open Thread: The Nightmare Neighbor
Anyone know what happened with that?
Just Some Fuckhead
@The Moar You Know: Sounds like a failure on the hire side.
There are those who call me...tim... (Still posh)
Deep cleaned quarters or not, I’d still burn some sage if I were them.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Geminid: don’t know their exact ages, but Mike Sherrill, Hakeem Jeffries, Gretchen Whitmer, a whole passel of state AGs I saw on my TeeVee during the last year…
It’s not Biden’s fault if he’s the rare politician with a national profile who didn’t wildly misread the 2016 (and 2018) election results.
Obdurodon
@There are those who call me…tim… (Still posh): I’ve watched witches and Native Americans practically go to war over the sage issue. I have no stake myself, but might be worth knowing.
Just Some Fuckhead
OK, I’m sorry about the bad things I said about Springsteen. Bring him back please.
Omnes Omnibus
@Just Some Fuckhead: No. Suffer.
Gravenstone
@RSA: I’d want an EOD team to check the letter first.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
I ready this as “Brony suits” as in Trump is a My Little Poney fan boi.
There are those who call me...tim... (Still posh)
@Obdurodon: o great, now I have another thing to go learn about.
jonas
Can you imagine if Jill Biden were schlepping around 50 grand worth of Louis Vuitton luggage? Everyone would be losing their shit. Also, Trump has long touted his devotion to ultra-lux Brioni suits, but doesn’t seem to have had any of them actually made-to-measure. When you shell out $5-10k for a suit, it seems like the least you could do.
On the other hand, President Biden (*I get little chills just typing that*) and Doug Emhoff were just poured into those Ralph Lauren pieces today…
Benw
Between evening chores and kids’ bedtimes I seem to have missed all the fun!
Ah well, party on dudes!
jonas
@There are those who call me…tim… (Still posh): Biden’s a good Catholic. I’m sure he knows an exorcist or two.
Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)
@lgerard: I thought Trump was wearing Rodney Dangerfield’s old suits.