Here’s the live feed:
And here’s the video that the House Impeachment Managers showed. Damning.
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Here’s the live feed:
And here’s the video that the House Impeachment Managers showed. Damning.
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raven
Oh you so smatttt
GregMulka
Cancel culture reference! Drink!
Martin
I can at least understand the point this guy is trying to make. It’s complete bullshit, of course, but at least I can follow it.
Almost Retired
Trial advocacy 101: Don’t shout your entire opening statement.
wvng
Ade hill
@Adehill28
they’re not even bothering to make their case bc they know trump won’t be convicted
Hownotamovie?
@Hownotamovie1
“Look, at the end of the day, 50% of you will choose your party over your country, and I’m ok with that. So I’m just gonna kill time here.” – Trump Defense.
raven
You ain’t demanding shit asshole.
Martin
@Almost Retired: Pretty sure you gotta wake some people up after Castor.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Almost Retired: Obviously that’s not the way it’s taught at the Gym Jordan School of Law.
Tata
Why is this guy shouting?
Old School
My client has does a lot of impeachable offenses over his time in office. And you do so after an insurrection?!!?
Soprano2
I watched that 13 minute video that Raskin showed. It was terrifying, and showed the sequence of events better than anything else I’ve seen. I wish all the news networks would show it uncut tonight. Especially revealing were the chants of “Fuck the police”. LOL
raven
@Tata: He wants Bernie to hear him.
Almost Retired
@?BillinGlendaleCA: No, Mr. Shouty-face is not a Gym Jordan School of Law graduate. At the Gym Jordan School of Law, you were not taught to out-argue your opponents. You were taught to wrestle them to the ground and tickle them.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@raven: Was Bernie wearing earmuffs in addition to the mittens?
dmsilev
So, you can’t impeach a President near the end of his term, and you can’t impeach him after the end of his term? Is that right?
dmsilev
@Old School: It’s like a loyalty card at your local coffee shop. After your tenth impeachment, get an eleventh trial free of charge!
Bobby Thomson
When you start at 11, you have nowhere to go.
But again, it’s not like what is said or how it is said will make a bit of difference. The Republican Party is deeply corrupt.
NotMax
Arguing it’s a partisan scalp hunt kind of falls apart when it wasn’t a straight party line vote that passed the article.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@dmsilev: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH A PRESIDENT IF HE’S A REPUBLICAN.
ETA: If they’re a Democrat, a blow job is reason enough.
SiubhanDuinne
@Martin:
They’re very different from each other, but they’re both terrible.
Jeffro
@dmsilev: depends (as always)…are we talking about a Republican president, or a Democratic one?
debbie
What’s this about a 16-hour video the managers are planning to release?
Jeffro
@?BillinGlendaleCA: great minds and all that… =)
Tata
“Walter, not Richard”?
SiubhanDuinne
He did it again! The drink/hold scalp thing! I can’t imagine why he’s doing that.
Martin
Does this guy not realize his presence is proof that Trump’s due process rights are being met?
Old School
@SiubhanDuinne: Twitter seems to think that he’s used to holding on to a kippah while drinking, but he isn’t wearing one today.
zhena gogolia
@SiubhanDuinne:
The twitter explanation is that he’s used to wearing a kipa so he’s holding it on. I don’t find that too convincing. Isn’t he aware that he’s not at the moment wearing a kipa?
Martin
@SiubhanDuinne: I could have sworn I saw him wearing a yarmulke when he entered the building. If so and he normally wears one, that would explain the habit.
Almost Retired
To his credit, Schoen effortlessly made the transition from screaming at me to boring me into submission. I expect he’ll end with a bang – smashing a guitar or lighting himself on fire.
SiubhanDuinne
Now he seems to be arguing that Trump’s due process rights are being violated because … he’s not testifying? He has no witnesses? Huh?
NotMax
@Tata
That was the impeachment of a judge named Nixon., the case which resulted in the Supreme Court flatly stating they had no jurisdiction over the procedures and rules for impeachment or for conviction as set forth in each chamber of Congress.
different-church-lady
Whadda wanna bet half the guys in that video have flown thin blue line flags?
Tata
I don’t remember the Watergate hearings being this funny.
Martin
@different-church-lady: More than half.
ian
@dmsilev: The question does not include blowjob. If blowjob is present, impeach away.
Edit- I see I gotten beat to the punch
Martin
@Almost Retired: Lighting himself on fire in the well of the Senate would be pretty metal.
SiubhanDuinne
@Martin:
If he’s that observant, I wonder why he’s not wearing it while delivering, arguably, the most consequential speech of his legal life.
Tata
Was that laughter?
Cermet
@Soprano2: I saw it on, of all places … wait for it … Fox.
Cermet
@different-church-lady: As long as they were killing/oppressing blacks, they are ok with the police.
Leto
@GregMulka: Raised a copy of the constitution like we don’t know what it is, drink!
bjacques
They’re both counting on the public believing due process during impeachment and trial is the same as in a court. Unfortunately, they’re right
Leto
Also I’m going to start referring to this guy as Barty Crouch, Jr because he won’t stop licking his fucking lips.
craigie
A man hears what he wants to hear,
and disregards the rest.
— Paul Simon
NotMax
This entire current argument conveniently ignores that the Chief Justice explicitly demurred from participating, and the rules in place then laid the presiding officer duties to the president pro tem.
Also he’s arguing that the House moved too fast and yet the Speaker moved too slowly.
schrodingers_cat
@SiubhanDuinne: Because the ? ? and his base are anti-Semitic
Martin
@SiubhanDuinne: I have a faculty member that only takes his off in class. His view is that his instructional role takes priority over his faith in that environment and he wants his students to see ‘professor’ and not ‘jewish professor’.
The lawyers I’ve known seem to take a similar view when representing a client. They are an agent of their client, and they don’t bring their personal self into that space.
SiubhanDuinne
@zhena gogolia:
That might make sense the first time he did it, but he’s grabbed his head six times now. Thought he was supposed to be smart. Hunh.
Martin
Ok, holding up Mao in the Senate was a stunt I didn’t see coming.
Suzanne
That video is unbelievable.
Every one of those rioters behaved like a wild, rabid animal that day.
PPCLI
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
If only Clinton’s lawyers had thought of giving a magic first amendment defense against perjury.
SiubhanDuinne
@Martin:
Thank you. Actually, that makes sense. Though if he grabs his scalp every time he takes a drink, it’s kind of a constant reminder that he’s missing his kippah, which is kind of a constant reminder that he’s Jewish…
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
Bei hair bist du Schoen.
:)
raven
Is the Jewish lazer hitting this dude in the head?
SiubhanDuinne
@Martin:
LOL
JWR
Somewhat O/T question: What kind of rock is the dais behind him made of? (And don’t tell me it’s made of the rocks in this guy’s head!)
Tata
He’s doing the peepee dance.
dmsilev
@Suzanne: Some of them were worse than “rabid animals”, they were acting with purpose and intent.
Almost Retired
Honest to God, this presentation will be reviewed in law school trial advocacy classes for decades as a cautionary tale. This is thematically and stylistically incoherent. I couldn’t even begin to summarize or diagram his arguments.
CaseyL
On Twitter I read that very observant Jews say a little blessing every time they drink (or eat), and maybe that’s what Schoen is doing, and covering his head each time since he isn’t wearing a kipa.
(I’m Jewish, but areligious, so I can’t definitively say if this is true. It does seem a bit excessive.)
raven
@Almost Retired: Could you hold him by the nose and kick him in the ass?
SiubhanDuinne
@NotMax:
??
SiubhanDuinne
“Words are what make our Constitution, frankly.”
raven
@CaseyL: The moment I wake up. . .
MazeDancer
Twitter says observant Jews are not supposed to drink or eat in public without a covered head. So he’s covering with his hand.
So give him a pass.
Still a terrible lawyer. He will not be missed on the Sabbath.
bjacques
I was gonna go with Counselor Schoen covering his blowhole in case he burps.
Trump was impeached while still President you dolt!!
Betty Cracker
We interrupt your impeachment snarking for a NYT-MoJo-WaPo journo slap-fight! Here’s how it started:
Here’s how it ended:
![Impeachment 3 - Procedure Over Content](https://balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/impeachment-3-procedure-over-content-2.png)
SiubhanDuinne
@CaseyL:
Also makes sense. Thanks.
Booger
@Almost Retired: According to the Originalists, citing Federalist Paper #24-7-365-69-420, it would have to be a lute or perhaps a mandolin. And whale oil, since lighter fluid hadn’t been discovered yet.
TomatoQueen
@JWR: I wouldn’t bet against it being marble, from either Vermont or New Hampshire, or maybe somebody spent some proper money on the stuff from Italy.
jl
What I’ve learned so far is that the crimes of incitement, insurrection and conspiracy are logically impossible and laws against them need to be stricken from the books.
I mean, in the Rwandan genocide, people were told to go and murder their neighbors over the radio, the people who said it weren’t there, they didn’t hold any knives. Did Jefferson Davis fight in any Civil War battles or fire a gun? Not that I know of. When Bugsy Thug paid Harold Hitman to go cap some rat, a go between delivered some cash in an envelope. Bugsy had nothing really to do with it, when you think about it hard enough.
The GOP is just a bottomless font of wisdom, and gives me so many ‘ah-ha’ moments. Insights, if you will.
Martin
@MazeDancer: Oh, right. Totally forgot about that.
SiubhanDuinne
@Betty Cracker:
Yowza! Moar popcorn!
Tata
Truly a dizzying intellect!
Sloane Ranger
How can you make an argument that you can’t impeach a former official when former officials have been previously impeached successfully?
jl
@Sloane Ranger: ” How can you make an argument that you can’t impeach a former official when former officials have been previously impeached successfully? ”
Blount and Belknap are fake news. It was all staged by the lizard people replicants, like the moon landings and the Mars rovers, the 9/11 attack and the school shootings, and climate change.
Edit: Hillary and Bill have been plotting for longer than people realize. They forget that Obama had a time machine. Only a fool and/or a knave can deny things so obvious.
Betty Cracker
@SiubhanDuinne: Keeping an eye on that exchange to see if further wigs are snatched…
Tata
KEN STARR! Drink!
Elie
I believe that the target of the trial (and importantly the video) is the American public and voter. Its gonna leave a deep wound — not on Trump, but on the GOP. THEY are the targets and they behave as though none of this relates to their future. Stupid is as stupid does.
The other thing I think is that the media and such have been going on and on about the anger of the MAGAts. They actually misunderstand that many people against Trump and his mob are FURIOUS, and that there will be consequences for that as well.
This trial was absolutely necessary and whether or not that thing not to be mentioned is convicted, it will have the necessary impact on the true target for this undertaking – the American voting public AND the rotten, putrid GQP. Trump is gonna be old history sooner than people think.
debbie
Ken Starr = Automatic Disqualifier
?BillinGlendaleCA
@jl: Yup, and Manson didn’t kill anybody in August of ’69.
SiubhanDuinne
@Betty Cracker:
None of the claws are sheathed, that’s for sure.
Brachiator
@Almost Retired:
These are Trump’s people?
I thought they would at least be semi-competent.
Almost Retired
@Booger: This comment made me laugh so hard I spewed gin on my keyboard….Not gin…..I mean water….I’m drinking water. It’s only the early afternoon in Los Angeles. So it’s water….water is a clear liquid, too.
Just One More Canuck
@Martin: Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Just sayin’
West of the Rockies
What a dreary scold this man is.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Brachiator: The competent didn’t want to part of this shitshow and probably wanted to be paid.
Booger
@Almost Retired: I get those confused all the time.
NotMax
Damn. Now I want to see him eat corn on the cob while bareheaded.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Betty Cracker: I think I am starting to like the cut of Rubin’s jibberish.
jl
The commenters are clearly warning that the defense is about to go shoe-gaze metal. So, I’m turning it off and will read about it later.
Cheryl Rofer
@Betty Cracker: Nice
Another Scott
@JWR:
Pilasters made from red Levanto marble …
HTH.
Cheers,
Scott.
Leto
Quoted Ken Starr… wow…
Brachiator
@jl:
A little OT news about Mars:
And a US probe with a rover is scheduled to land on Mars on February 18.
Captain C
@Brachiator:
Why?
jl
Final comment, one thing the GOP has established beyond any doubt is that if you read the various notes on the Constitutional debates, and the Federalist Papers, and history of the early republic, the Framers were very wise and practical people who churned out mindless text that stuck solely to nitpicking proper procedure, and didn’t give rat’s ass about what it meant for real stuff, real consequences for real people in the real world.
debbie
All this lawyering has become tiresome. The next manager to speak should point out that the Founders never provided for this situation because they never envisioned the election a president so heinous that he would incite an insurrection. Case closed. Boot the bastard out forever.
Geoduck
@Tata: Wait til he gets going!
Starboard Tack
@Brachiator:
Yeah, Perseverance. I’m looking forward to the 7 Minutes of Terror.
NotMax
“Shall means mandatory.”
Except when the law says the IRS “shall provide” requested tax returns to tax-writing committees of Congress.
//
JWR
@TomatoQueen: That’s what I guessed, too, but hadn’t thought about the origin. I was wondering about that during last years trial, but never bothered to ask. As for where whatever it is came from, I’d again guess that they most probably used the imported stuff.
Almost Retired
@Brachiator: It doesn’t really surprise me that he couldn’t get competent lawyers. I think he had to fish in the scum-filled pond of right wing ideologues. Defending him is intellectually indefensible, and social and professional death. Also, they won’t get paid. And they’ll be condemned to spend eternity hanging out and watching OAN with the other traitors in the Ninth Circle of Hell.
Sloane Ranger
He just said he’s summing up. Thank God!
IndyCat32
Whats with the tongue? Is he one of the lizard people?
gene108
Republicans do not understand what the words disenfranchisement means.
Elie
@Almost Retired:
Do you think that they made Trump pony up a down payment in cash first before even sitting down the first time? I sure would have given his notorious history. Cash on the barrell I would say….And I would check my bank balance to make sure it was there before putting my butt in that chair…
Leto
Oh, we’re going to learn from Lincoln? When are we appointing Sherman to go campaigning again?
Martin
If anyone has wondered what a Gish Gallop looked like, you just saw one.
brantl
@Almost Retired: One can only hope (for the setting himself on fire).
Almost Retired
@Martin: Alas, reading poetry badly at the end of your set is not metal at all.
NotMax
@Brachiator
And China’s Tianwen-1 orbiter and lander mission due to arrive tomorrow (lander to be deployed in May).
Leto
@IndyCat32: barty crouch jr. it’s not water he’s drinking, but poly juice.
Tata
Well, at least he wasn’t singing “Dust In the Wind.”
Old School
He’s the anti-Amanda Gorman.
Almost Retired
@Elie: Perhaps, but if Washington works anything like Hollywood, a lot of lawyers don’t worry too much about payment if they can get a high-profile client and garner some press attention. But career-damaging attention, like these clowns are about to get? I doubt it’s worth it……
Patricia Kayden
NotMax
Collins voted that Senate conviction trial is valid.
Another Scott
They’re voting on whether the trial is Constitutional…
Cheers,
Scott.
Leto
Leto
@NotMax: so did the R from Louisiana.
West of the Rockies
@Enhanced Voting Techniques:
I am sooo stealing that!
JWR
@Another Scott: Red Levanto marble. So, an Italian job. Thanks.
LuciaMia
My God. When Schoen just came on, I went down to the laundry room, collected my clean laundry , chatted with a few residents and got my mail. Back upstairs got some turkey thighs and potatoes ready for the oven, rearranged the pantry, made a cup of tea. Just came back in here and THE GUY IS STILL SPEAKING!?!
Brachiator
@Starboard Tack:
Hmm. I guess the public can’t go down to JPL and watch the folks there do their thing.
I think there may also be another probe getting there soon. A number of agencies all taking advantage of the July launch window.
David Evans
@NotMax: Then there will be orbiters from 4 different space agencies, since Europe’s Mars Express is still functioning.
debbie
I just watched that video up top. There aren’t attorneys good enough to get Trump out of this mess.
mali muso
@Leto: YES to this take. I’ve been saying it for a long time. Nuremburg trials. We need them. And maybe this is the closest we can get (although I’d argue we really need a full scale truth and retribution commission).
JaySinWA
@debbie: The question are there enough bad senators to get him off. So far signs point to yes.
dmsilev
@Brachiator: Three probes total heading to Mars this cycle: The one from the UAE that just entered orbit, a Chinese combination orbiter/lander due to arrive tomorrow, and Perseverance next week.
different-church-lady
I dunno, maybe Trump should have gone with the public defender.
NotMax
@Brachiator
All COVID-free, one hopes.
Shana
@SiubhanDuinne: Orthodox jew. He’s not wearing a head covering so he covers his head with his hand while drinking (or eating, but he’s not eating here).
different-church-lady
@Shana:
But he is chewing the scenery.
Starboard Tack
@NotMax:
I saw an interview today with one of the scientists for the Perseverance mission. She stressed how much effort went into making sure the rover isn’t carrying any biologics.
catclub
@NotMax:
I just saw that definition in a federal government training manual glossary. “Should means recommended.”
I hope the tax writing committee has repeated that request to treasury.
Starboard Tack
@Betty Cracker
Will there be a post for the Perseverance landing on 18 February?
MJS
Since actual conviction is a lost cause, I hope the House Managers spend their time 1) showing and describing how horrible January 6 actually was and 2) laying it at the feet of not only Trump, but Hawley and Cruz, too, by name.
bjacques
Wait—(record scratch)—Castor acknowledged that Trump was defeated in a fair election? Maybe Trump should question him more closely about that…
NotMax
@Starboard Tack
Purely coincidence but still a cool photo.
;)
Starboard Tack
@Starboard Tack:
Will there be a post for the Perseverance landing on 18 February?
It could be in On The Road.
Starboard Tack
@NotMax:
Live long and perspire.
Mo MacArbie
The Nuremberg Trials were the conqueror’s justice for the conquered. Red America doesn’t resemble 1945 Berlin just yet.
piratedan
I think we can all sleep soundly tonight knowing the probabilities are highly likely that these guys didn’t get paid to represent Trump any more than we did.
Uncle Cosmo
And Marvin mutters, There goes the f’ing neighborhood…
Sm*t Cl*de
No jokes about Castor and Bollocks? I am disappoint.
Almost Retired
I can’t even begin to tell you how brilliant it was of Jamie Raskin to not do a rebuttal and let the day end with that horrific poetry reading. I’m surprised he didn’t recite that fucking snake poem that Trump considers literature.
Jay
Mary G
@Betty Cracker: Good for Corn and J-Rubs. Love the shot about “most papers have a policy. At least we do.” Maggie and the entire crew covering politics at the FTFNYT are due for a tongue-lashing.
I started to watch it and just couldn’t after Raskin talked about burying his son and hearing his daughter tell him she would never come to the Capitol again.
Had to try many times to see the video; hopefully that means many are watching it. It’s heartstopping. So vicious, and seeing HWSNBN’s real time incitement really hit home.
Kent
Shoulda gone to Jared!
chopper
@Betty Cracker:
lol. “don’t aim your ire at me, aim at the guy who said it. who i won’t name”
Nora Lenderbee
The 6 Rs who voted yes were Bill Cassidy (R-La.), Susan Collins (Maine), Mitt Romney (Utah), Lisa Murkowski (Alaska), Ben Sasse (Neb.) and Patrick J. Toomey (Pa.).
Collins must have a permanent waffle print on her ass by now.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
contra Maggie Thin-Skin
Baud
@Betty Cracker: Good. The overuse and improper use of anonymous quotes have bugged me for a long time.
debbie
I can’t stop laughing!
debbie
@Almost Retired:
I’m guessing Longfellow’s unamused.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I imagine Letitia James reading this tweet and indulging in a half smile of anticipation….
cain
@Brachiator:
I assume that the Martians are concerned.
Baud
@debbie:
Trump should have gotten a cat to represent him.
Leto
@Nora Lenderbee: no R-Money? surprised.
cain
@Baud:
No feline would dare stoop so low.
Steve in the ATL
@debbie:
I feel you! Or did you mean the impeachment hearing?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Nora Lenderbee: Rob Portman really is a profile in cowardice. I think it was Lawrence O’Donnell getting giddy with anticipation that Richard Shelby announcing his retirement at the tender age of eighty-six signaled a shift in the Senate. I would hesitate before betting too much on the good conscience of the last Dixiecrat in the Senate.
debbie
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
God, Portman. He has the nerve to do nothing about the GOP’s various incivilities, but then slams Neena Tanden for her incivil tweets!
Kathleen
@Betty Cracker: THAT! WAS! AWESOME!!!!! My not really a Shadow Self Mean Girl cackled with glee.
Kathleen
@Betty Cracker: I shall haunt the Twitters looking for more! Touche, Axis Maggie, Touche!
Kathleen
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: She’s merciless when it comes to Rethuglicans. Calls them out for their racism, nihilism, sedition, dishonesty.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Kathleen: Rubin definitely seems to have the zeal of a convert. Maybe she was always pro-choice and pro-environment, but those issues seem to have more prominence in her writing these days, and to turn again to my favorite Nixon line, she knows how to hate, and she hates trump.
J R in WV
And of course our Republican Senator, Shelly Moore Capito didn’t vote for truth, justice and the American way. She voted for insurrection, violence, lies and the Trumpian way!
You go Shelly Moore, just like your dad the convicted felon!!!
brantl
@Brachiator: Why would they break 4+ years of precedent?
brendancalling
@craigie: someone ask Paul if that applies to his beliefs about Mandela.
WaterGirl
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Good conscience? Nope. Protecting their legacy, fearing the crazy they have stirred up, being afraid of losing after a long career? I’m sure all of those are at play.