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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / White House Open Thread: Major Biden Is A Nipper

White House Open Thread: Major Biden Is A Nipper

by Anne Laurie|  March 9, 20219:00 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, President Biden

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The bite did cause a small mark on the agent’s hand, per the official.

— Sean Sullivan (@WaPoSean) March 10, 2021

Thank Murphy the Trickster God, the media has decided to treat this responsibly. NBC News:

The Bidens’ 3-year-old German shepherd Major was involved in an incident Monday in which he was “surprised by an unfamiliar person and reacted in a way that resulted in a minor injury to the individual,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki told reporters Tuesday.

The White House medical unit handled the incident, she said, adding that “no further treatment was needed.” She declined to say whether a Secret Service agent was involved in the incident.

A source familiar with the matter told NBC News on Tuesday that the dog “nipped” a Secret Service agent’s hand. This official also said “no skin was broken” and described it as “an extremely minor injury.” The agent continued to work that day and has continued working since then, the official said.

Major and the first family’s older German shepherd, Champ, were sent to the Bidens’ Wilmington, Delaware, home and are being watched by family friends, which Psaki said was planned because first lady Jill Biden is traveling this week…

Psaki noted that the dogs “are still getting acclimated and accustomed to their new surroundings and new people.”

The press secretary said in an interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” that it’s typical for the dogs to be in Delaware when Jill Biden is traveling. The first lady is in Washington state as part of a West Coast trip to tour military bases and meet with service members’ families and is not expected to return until Wednesday…

The Bidens are responsible dog people, which is why the shelter let them adopt Major (‘a very exuberant puppy, one who doesn’t always know his own strength, who required an experienced GSD owner’) in the first place. Here’s a good CNN video interview with the trainer from that shelter [warning: advertising intro] explaining the dynamics — Major got a little ahead of himself, and his people are taking steps to ensure it won’t happen again.

Personal just-my-opinion addendum, from my amateur experience with dogs: German Shepherd Dogs are known to be ‘nippers’; they’ve been bred to be very protective, and the breed started out as cattle-herders (Corgis and Australian Cattle Dogs have the same tendency). Also, both dogs are ‘being punished’ (NOT) because separating Champ from Major would be stressful for Champ, because they’re family (packmates), and that’s extremely important to dogs.

In fact (since we ended up in a similar situation with two of our own rescue dogs) it would not surprise me, when the full story comes out, if Major turns out to have overreacted to what he perceived as a threat to Champ, because one way dogs demonstrate their social affiliations is by ‘protecting’ their packmates, even when it’s — shall we say — outside their remit, and not actually gratifying to the protectee!

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  1. 1.

    zhena gogolia

    March 9, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    Thanks for the explainer! I’ve been a little worried.

  2. 2.

    raven

    March 9, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    Cockers are supposed to be biters but Raven and Lil Bit certainly were not nor is Bohdi. Nature or nurture?

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    March 9, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    None of D***** T****’s dogs ever bit anyone.

  4. 4.

    Gemina13

    March 9, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    I’m glad Champ isn’t being robbed of his buddy.  As for the assholes wondering if the Bidens will have Major put down . . . oh, I’ve got nothing, aside from a simmering desire to punch them in the face.

  5. 5.

    trollhattan

    March 9, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    Yeah, dogs.
    Then, there’s this.

    Uber passengers pepper-spray driver who told them to wear masks, California cops say
    https://www.sacbee.com/news/coronavirus/article249807053.html#storylink=cpy

    I’ll take my chances with Major. He might at least bring the ball back.

  6. 6.

    Morzer

    March 9, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Just wait until Republicans realize that Major Biden is part black!

  7. 7.

    cain

    March 9, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    @trollhattan:So three ladies, two black, and one Indian was yelling racial slurs against the Nepalese guy? That’s kind of fucked up. I assume it was the Indian one since she was the one who looked aggressive. All of them should be charged with assault.​
     

    Oh looking at another video it was a white girl.. Jeezus.

  8. 8.

    raven

    March 9, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    RIP Roger Mudd

  9. 9.

    glc

    March 9, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    That’s not a bite, that’s a warning. If a dog wants to bite, it will bite.

    We had a rescue dog that had lost the warning stage, which does happen if they are abused – he bit me 3 times over the first month before he started to settle down. And he achieved a good approximation to sanity after 6 months.

    You can still tell sometimes he’s had some trauma, but the change is remarkable, and the vet finds it hard to believe it’s the same dog. People like him, he likes people.  And food. Mainly food.

  10. 10.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    New info on what happened with
    @POTUS
    dog Major, per Secret Service official: Major nipped agent’s hand at WH. Injury was “extremely minor.” No skin puncture. No bleeding. Agent continued their duties, all per official.

    The bite did cause a small mark on the agent’s hand, per the official.

    “WHAT DID MAJOR BIDEN KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?11!111?”

    OANN probably

  11. 11.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 9, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    I imagine a rescue Shepherd in a new place with a lot of strangers coming and going would be tricky. When I was growing up, there was a house I passed with a beautiful Shepherd who hung out in the front yard, never left it, let all the passing kids stop and pet her, very friendly. Then the father of the family died, she wasn’t so friendly anymore. I don’t think she ever bit anybody, but the family put the word out in the neighborhood she should be left alone. They eventually decided to fence in the backyard and keep her there.

  12. 12.

    cain

    March 9, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    @cain: ​

    ETA

    In a video posted to Instagram, the unmasked woman admitted that she was wrong for coughing on Khadka, but said that she was scared for her and her fellow passengers’ safety because Khadka allegedly tried to kick them out in an unfamiliar area and refused to wait until a new rideshare arrived.

    yeah, they looked real scared. Also consequences.

  13. 13.

    Alison Rose

    March 9, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    I’m glad most people are being sane about this, though I’m sure there are some wingnuts flipping out because that’s what they do. But come on, animals are gonna animal, it’s what they do. I mean, my cat nips at my legs while I’m spooning her wet food into her bowl on the counter. I think of it as encouragement.

    Speaking of animals and since it’s an open thread, if any California jackals have a few bucks to spare, the Monterey Bay Aquarium is asking for donations to help keep things going. They’ve had to be completely closed to the public throughout the whole pandemic, but they’re still there taking care of all the animals. It’s the best place on Earth, IMO. Once they do reopen, I highly recommend it if any non-CA people are planning a trip to my fair state in the post-COVID future (whenever the fuck that is).

  14. 14.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 9, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    @trollhattan: I think someone thinks she’s about to get a reality show, and she might be right

    Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2
    California anti-masker who coughed on a driver says she plans to sue Uber

  15. 15.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 9, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    @dmsilev: That we know of.

  16. 16.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Here’s the video of that horrible ordeal

    What disgusting behavior by those women. I feel so sorry for that guy. What’s even worse is Uber only offered him $20 at first to have his car detailed from the pepper spray splatter on his car’s dash. Then they bumped it to $40! They finally settled on $120

  17. 17.

    Mike in NC

    March 9, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    DoggieGate is the new Beltway scandal!

  18. 18.

    cain

    March 9, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): ​

    ohhh.. she’s Iranian. So 3 women of color beat up on a Nepali guy using racial slurs. Damn.

    Of course, other racists have jumped in and started piling on the women with threats on her IG.

    ETA: lol – Lyft removed her too.

  19. 19.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 9, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    @dmsilev:

    None of D***** T****’s dogs ever bit anyone existed in the first place.

    The fixed is in.

  20. 20.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    @raven: Cockers are supposed to be biters but Raven and Lil Bit certainly were not nor is Bohdi. Nature or nurture?

    ‘Supposed to be’ is doing a lot of work in that sentence.  In my experience, cocker spaniels (aka ‘American Shi-Tzus’) tend to be overreacters, but they’re quite as liable to bark like car alarms, pee themselves, or just freak out (… run in circles! scream & shout!) as to bite.  (Also, to be even meaner, a lot of them have such bad dentition they couldn’t manage a serious bite if they intended one.)

    Every dog is an individual (none more so than mixed breeds), but given intensive line-breeding, there are tendencies.   Sight hounds (greyhounds, borzois) tend to be very fast and to have high ‘prey drive’, so it’s a bad idea to let a sight hound you don’t know well loose around a smaller pet — cats, rabbits, even smaller dogs sometimes.  They can attack faster than you can stop them, and it’s not fair to either animal to risk it.  Scent hounds (beagles, basset hounds) are so ‘nose driven’ they’ll ignore all their training and walk into traffic or ‘run away’ to pursue a scent trail.  Toy dogs and Shetland Sheepdogs are notorious alarm-barkers,  the toys because they were literally bred as ‘personal alarms’, and the Shelties because they were valuable enough to be stolen and too small to fight off one or more adult thieves.

    None of these traits are guaranteed, but people living in a busy apartment building need to know if they’re thinking about adopting a (possibly!) noisy dog, and people without fenced yards need to be warned about letting their beagle outside unsupervised.

  21. 21.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 9, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    Speaking of defending others including a complete stranger when you sense they are in danger is what this woman did when she grew suspicious.

    Elsewhere, Piers Morgan calls his Scottish friend, Janey.

  22. 22.

    Mary G

    March 9, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    The press is getting desperate for scandal:
    WaPo did a full expose:

    Asked by a reporter whether Major could be euthanized as a result of the episode, Psaki said that would not be the case.

    “Major Biden is a member of the family, so I can assure you of that,” she said.

    By that point, social media was abuzz with commentary and concern. And as is customary in today’s Washington, it somehow became politically charged.

    “Biden can deport his dogs for violent acts, but not illegal immigrants. I guess the White House isn’t a sanctuary city,” tweeted far-right Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.).

    Liberal activist Peter Daou had a different take. “I’m seeing more empathy and concern for Biden’s dogs than caged migrant children,” he tweeted.

    Jen Psaki has it taken care of:

    For now, Major and Champ have the White House to themselves. But the Bidens revealed to CBS News last year that a cat would eventually join them. “What happened to that?” a reporter asked Psaki.

    “Where’s the cat? Today’s a good day for the cat,” she replied. “I don’t have any update on the cat. We know the cat will break the Internet, but I don’t have any update on its status.”

  23. 23.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 9, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @raven:

    Yeah, I was sad to see that news. Always liked him; he seemed reliable back when we cared about that kind of thing.

  24. 24.

    debbie

    March 9, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @cain:

    A real peach.  //

  25. 25.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    The more I look at this Major “scandal”, the less I see that is scandalous. For me it has fallen well below the nothingburger threshold.

  26. 26.

    Delk

    March 9, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    Dogs gotta dog.

  27. 27.

    raven

    March 9, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: At 93 he had a long and rich life.

  28. 28.

    Benw

    March 9, 2021 at 9:37 pm

    @glc: yea, totally standard dog behavior to put their mouth on someone and not bite down as a warning to back off. I think Major will adjust.

    I’d be more worried with a 3 yo German Shepard of losing track of him for a few minutes in the WH and finding George Washington’s priceless settee fluff flying everywhere!

  29. 29.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Y’know wingnuts are desperate when they’re attacking the president’s dog to manufacture a scandal

    @cain:

    Very sad. Also, I hate when people respond to monsters by being monsters in return. It’s a very popular pasttime on the internet for men to pile on women they don’t like

  30. 30.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 9, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @raven: ​

    Descendants of Dr. Samuel Mudd are still trying to clear his name.​

  31. 31.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    @Mary G:

    “Biden can deport his dogs for violent acts, but not illegal immigrants. I guess the White House isn’t a sanctuary city,” tweeted far-right Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.).

    Liberal activist Peter Daou had a different take. “I’m seeing more empathy and concern for Biden’s dogs than caged migrant children,” he tweeted

    Both sides! They’re both such stupid takes, but at least Daou’s makes logical sense, if simplistic. Boebert’s is literal troll logic

  32. 32.

    KSinMA

    March 9, 2021 at 9:41 pm

    @raven: Roger Mudd was the BEST. Loved him. May he RIP.

  33. 33.

    Mary G

    March 9, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    BREAKING: Merrick Garland will be the next Attorney General.Senate vote was 70-29.— Morgan J. Freeman (@mjfree) March 10, 2021

  34. 34.

    Skepticat

    March 9, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    When I lived with my insignificant other, he had a beautiful and very well-behaved German shepherd. The only glitch was that if you walked ahead of the dog, he’d nip your butt—or at least the garment covering it. The nip never was aggressive or hurt, though at first it startled me; I guess he just thought I should be in my place a few steps behind him. I miss that dog; the insignificant other (who watched Fux Noise), not so much.

  35. 35.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Obligatory

  36. 36.

    Darkrose

    March 9, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): 

    A reporter for the NY Post asked Psaki if she could reassure the American public that Major Biden wasn’t going to be euthanized.

    Seriously.

  37. 37.

    John Revolta

    March 9, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    I had a German Shepherd and he was not nippy in the least. Not to denigrate Major but I wouldn’t say it’s a characteristic or anything.

  38. 38.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    @glc: We had a rescue dog that had lost the warning stage, which does happen if they are abused – he bit me 3 times over the first month before he started to settle down. And he achieved a good approximation to sanity after 6 months.

    We ‘adopted’ our She-Will-Bite rescue unintentionally — it was supposed to be a ‘just for a week or two, until they can find a better permanent home’ situation.   She came home with us happily enough, but bit me & broke skin the first time I came between her and ‘food’ (I dropped a scrap of something potentially dangerous to dogs, and she beat me to it).  It became obvious, as the weeks went on, and my calls up the breed-rescue chain went unanswered (the *first* local response was ‘If you have your vet put her down, we’ll reimburse you for the cost’) that they were happy to have her off their hands and into ours…

    And, since it was just the two of us homebodies plus a couple other (also 15lb) dogs, she spent the next dozen years happily & (mostly) safely.  But she never forgot her first five years on the street; we had to switch to liquid soaps, because she’d (try to) eat bar soap off the counter.  She stole used tea bags.  She hoarded, in her crate, long-empty well-licked peanut butter jars.   And while her bites became increasingly pro forma, she never completely lost the habit of defending herself.   She died almost a year ago, and I still miss her!

  39. 39.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    @Mary G:
    YES! ​

  40. 40.

    debbie

    March 9, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @Mary G:

    Finally!  ?

  41. 41.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @Darkrose:

    Oh, I could believe it. Those “scandals” aren’t going to create themselves

  42. 42.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 9, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    @Mary G:

    Yay!

  43. 43.

    Honus

    March 9, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    @dmsilev: no, but d***** t**** did infect several secret service agents eith covid.

  44. 44.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    @Anne Laurie:

    cocker spaniels (aka ‘American Shi-Tzus’)

    My last pack was a cocker and a Shi-Tzu; they’re quite different.

    Nikki’s groomer always tell us what a good girl she is, cockers have a very bad reputation.

     

  45. 45.

    Nicole

    March 9, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    I don’t recall anyone asking Bush’s WH Press Secretary if Barney was going to be euthanized:

    https://youtu.be/9myqGe_B2vE

  46. 46.

    cain

    March 9, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Very sad. Also, I hate when people respond to monsters by being monsters in return. It’s a very popular pasttime on the internet for men to pile on women they don’t like

    Look, she is clearly a woman of low quality – and honestly calling an indian man the n word and not have it challenged by the two black girls with her was disappointing. I hope she doesn’t call everyone that in any community.

    But once it starts on the Internet, it’s just going to get ugly for a few days. But the  main woman is getting the brunt of it.

  47. 47.

    Eunicecycle

    March 9, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    @Darkrose: Why would anyone euthanize a dog who just nipped someone, not even breaking the skin? Good grief.

  48. 48.

    Steeplejack

    March 9, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    Brought up from earlier today:

    Do you have any idea how many “Biden’s vicious dog” tweets Trump would have been up to by now?

    — Schooley (@Rschooley) March 9, 2021

    Comments:

    “Biden’s vicious dog bit someone like a dog.”

    At least his “like a dog” insult would finally make sense.

    No, he’d blame the bitten. “That guy got bitten by a dog like a dog.“

  49. 49.

    The Moar You Know

    March 9, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    The only dog I’ve ever been bitten by was a lab puppy who I was playing tug with and put my hand about an inch from her mouth.  My bad.

    I have experience with German Shepherds.   My mom, back in the day, had a boyfriend who had a Marine Corps MP dog.  Her and I used to wrestle with me in multiple layers of taped up towels.  Best trained dog I’ve ever known.  If Champ had meant to bite the guy seriously, he’d be in the hospital.

  50. 50.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s par for the course, they attacked FDR’s dog.

     

  51. 51.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    @Skepticat: The only glitch was that if you walked ahead of the dog, he’d nip your butt—or at least the garment covering it. The nip never was aggressive or hurt, though at first it startled me; I guess he just thought I should be in my place a few steps behind him.

    No, he was just treating you the way he would’ve treated a cow — ‘encouraging’ you to step right along, promptly now.

    I’ve known people whose GSDs did this as a sign of affection, never herding strangers, just folks they’d met & liked.  Still, as you say, disconcerting!  One dog would get very excited to see his human friends, and then (displacement activity) run away to ‘herd’ the other dogs in the household up to make sure they greeted us with due ceremony.

  52. 52.

    Kropacetic

    March 9, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @Mary G: BREAKING: Merrick Garland will be the next Attorney General.Senate vote was 70-29.

    ZOMG!!! Senate Republican conference breaches the crazification factor!

  53. 53.

    John Revolta

    March 9, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: FDR’s dog was a bit of an asshole though. As I recall he almost ripped the British Ambassador’s pants off, among other things.

  54. 54.

    Honus

    March 9, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @glc: “That’s not a bite, that’s a warning. If a dog wants to bite, it will bite.“

    yes, especially a three year old German shepherd. The ones I’ve trained and played with always wrestled and “bit” or lightly gnawed with their mouths. My arms might get little red scratches but never broken skin.  Some people said it would make the “mouthy” and want to nip but I always found it taught them to modulate and use their jaws harmlessly when with people.  As you say, they know what they are doing and will bite when they want to bite.

  55. 55.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 9, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Maddow playing video released by the FBI of the still-at-large person who left pipe bombs at the RNC and DNC headquarters on 1/6. Creepy images, and disturbing that we can see their shoes to the point they’ve been ID’d (the shoes, not the wearer), I think we see them stopping to send a text or check something on their phone (an address) strolling casually through the streets… and we can’t find that person.

  56. 56.

    MisterForkbeard

    March 9, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    @trollhattan: You know what’s nice about that?

    It’s assault. And since they used Uber, the cops know exactly who one of them is. These fuckers are going to jail.

  57. 57.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2021 at 10:03 pm

    @John Revolta:  He was just standing up for his heritage, being a Scottie and all.

  58. 58.

    Alison Rose

    March 9, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    @Mary G: Sweet fucking lord, what reporter asked that????? Euthanized for a tiny little nip on the hand? Good God.

  59. 59.

    Kropacetic

    March 9, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Hilarious. And mighty impressive for a little fella.

  60. 60.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2021 at 10:04 pm

    @Anne Laurie:
    I just had an intriguing tought: that shepherd dogs ​see the sheep in the flock as family to be protected. This gives me warm fuzzies about GSDs.

  61. 61.

    cain

    March 9, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    @cain:

    And to finally merge all the threads – the woman is a dog trainer :D

  62. 62.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    @John Revolta: FDR’s dog was a bit of an asshole though.

    Fala was a Scottish Terrier; in my experience (speaking of breed-stereotyping), Scotty people are kinda proud of their dogs’ curmudgeonly personalities!

  63. 63.

    MazeDancer

    March 9, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    Nothing happened. Not even a slight skin scratch. No teeth involved.

    My only question is why is this a story? Who leaked this like something happened? Nothing happened. Except some Secret Service agent who knew nothing about dogs did something dumb.

  64. 64.

    Skepticat

    March 9, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    @Anne Laurie: You’re right. I took it as a sign of affection, as he often seemed to prefer me to my IO, though your point about it’s being encouragement to step up the pace is apt.

  65. 65.

    Nicole

    March 9, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    The worst biter I knew was my aunt’s and uncle’s recently deceased Golden Retriever, Dudley. I don’t know what his previous owners did to him, but he came to them about a year old and with a habit of biting people from behind. Hard. My uncle had to resort to a shock collar for a week to break Dudley of the habit. Dudley was always highly anxious (again, first home must have been a doozy), but turned into a very social, friendly dog. He was also very LOUD, wailing and whining when excited, but that, my aunt and uncle could tolerate and manage. He was lucky he ended up with them; I don’t know of many homes willing to work with a 100+ pound biting dog because they could see a kinder animal hiding inside.

    (This is not an endorsement of shock collars, btw. My uncle trained the horses when he was Mounted Police, so him I would trust to use a corrective device properly, but most of us, no way. He’s the only dog my uncle ever used one on and only for the biting. Desperate times and desperate measures.)

  66. 66.

    Ken

    March 9, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    @Mary G: “Where’s the cat? Today’s a good day for the cat,” Psaki replied. “I don’t have any update on the cat. We know the cat will break the Internet, but I don’t have any update on its status.”

    Waitress, I speak jive…

    “Where’s the cat?” = “The cat? The cat??? I despair for the future of my country.”

    “Today’s a good day for the cat.” = “There are many far more important things that we should be using this time for. Governance and policy, for example.”

    “I don’t have any update on the cat.” = “We had no idea anyone would be stupid enough to waste time on this, so I don’t have a planned response.”

    “We know the cat will break the Internet, but I don’t have any update on its status.” = “But fortunately I’m a fast thinker, so while stalling by subtexting your idiocy, I’ve come up with a moderately amusing remark that hopefully will end this ridiculous diversion.”

  67. 67.

    Rand Careaga

    March 9, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    My German Shepherd—thirteen, ninety pounds, with a visible Husky admixture—is extraordinarily trusting of human beings. We joke that if someone broke into the house, the dog would cast a soulful glance toward the upper cabinet where the treats are kept and signal “Would you mind…?”

  68. 68.

    Ken

    March 9, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    @Kropacetic: ZOMG!!! Senate Republican conference breaches the crazification factor!

    Yeah, but in the wrong direction.  I take it this means at least two, and possibly as many as 29, Republican Senators are up to their necks in the conspiracy and are worried the FBI already has their phone records.

  69. 69.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 9, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Listen, we give statehood to DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam. That’s 53 states, 53 states is a prime number. You know what that means? It’d actually be one nation, indivisible.

  70. 70.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    @Alison Rose:
    Clearly, a reporter who doesn’t know much about dogs. ​

  71. 71.

    Amir Khalid

    March 9, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:
    Unfortunately, your reasoning involves mathematics — basic mathematics, to be sure; but it’s sciency and stuff, and Republicans don’t go for that kind of thing. ​

  72. 72.

    different-church-lady

    March 9, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    Oh, goody, a new idiot ball for someone to carry!

  73. 73.

    Alison Rose

    March 9, 2021 at 10:44 pm

    @Anne Laurie: One of my favorite parts of the WKC Dog Show (sadly postponed till June this year!!) is when the announcer is introducing the Scottie, and he always notes that this is a breed only for those who feel comfortable with a dog that feels “openly superior to its master.”

  74. 74.

    different-church-lady

    March 9, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    Trump might have raped over a score of women, but nobody ever asked if he was going to be euthanized.

  75. 75.

    KrackenJack

    March 9, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    @Alison Rose: Thanks for the reminder. I had good intentions to donate since last July when they were talking about reopening. Now I can watch the Jelly Cam guilt-free.

  76. 76.

    Alison Rose

    March 9, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    @KrackenJack: I love all their live cams!! I’ve put on the jellies and the kelp forest ones while reading, and love watching the otters too :)

  77. 77.

    Comrade Colette

    March 9, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    @trollhattan: Holy cats! That’s right in my neighborhood. Hope I never run into these horrible, no good, very bad jackasses.

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 9, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    @Anne Laurie: ​
      You must know that there is a cocker spaniel mafia here with whom you just picked a fight….

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack

    March 9, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    @Mary G:

    To be clear, the vote today was to “advance the nomination.” The formal confirmation vote is at 2:15 EST tomorrow.

  80. 80.

    Darkrose

    March 9, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: What makes it even better is that your comment was #69 on the post. Nice!

  81. 81.

    Anne Laurie

    March 9, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You must know that there is a cocker spaniel mafia here with whom you just picked a fight….

    It was an English Cocker Spaniel breeder who first warned me against ‘American shi-tzus’.  The two breeds have become quite distinct, with the latter’s team breeding for floor-sweeping coats and severely snubbed noses leading to… well… some of the same physical & intelligence issues often associated with toy breeds, and I say that as a proud toy-breed person (Papillons).

  82. 82.

    Benno

    March 9, 2021 at 11:12 pm

    I love your last paragraph, Anne, and it’s so important to remember about dogs. I live in Karachi, strays everywhere. In the lane behind mine there is a stray who has adopted a kitten into his pack, and he is sooo protective of her. My dog loves cats (in the good way) and would rather play with the kitten than with the stray, but the way he positions himself between my dog and the cat is, frankly, adorable. It’s not aggressive, just protective.

  83. 83.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 9, 2021 at 11:22 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Sure, but you’ll notice that it was an inter-cocker insult (and I do come from the English side).

  84. 84.

    KrackenJack

    March 9, 2021 at 11:24 pm

    @Alison Rose: So if you are allergic to cats, a Scottie is the canine alternative?

  85. 85.

    Starboard Tack

    March 9, 2021 at 11:28 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    53 states is a prime number. You know what that means? It’d actually be one nation, indivisible.

    By definition, a prime number is divisible by itself and 1. But you knew that.

  86. 86.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 9, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    and I do come from the English side

    You mean wrong side.

  87. 87.

    JoyceH

    March 9, 2021 at 11:35 pm

    Has anyone else watched Canine Intervention? (It’s streaming on Netflix.) The first episode was an aggressive dog – Lady Macbeth, the three-legged pit bill. And man, I don’t know how the owner had the guts to adopt her! Her backstory was that she’d belonged to a homeless man, which certainly ought to train in some aggression. THEN her owner got shot, and so did she and that’s how she lost her leg. And wound up a long time in police custody, as ‘evidence’. She loved her guy and he loved her, but she was aggressive with everyone else. Jas, the host of the show, assessed the situation, said it was obviously fear aggression – and got her all fixed up! I was amazed.

  88. 88.

    bluefoot

    March 9, 2021 at 11:42 pm

    @Alison Rose: so it’s the dog breed for cat owners?

  89. 89.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 9, 2021 at 11:54 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: No, the correct side.

  90. 90.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 9, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    @Darkrose: 

    Boom!

  91. 91.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 10, 2021 at 12:13 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: You sir, are mistaken.

  92. 92.

    Alison Rose

    March 10, 2021 at 12:23 am

    @KrackenJack:

    @bluefoot:

    GMTA ;)

  93. 93.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 10, 2021 at 12:24 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: WRONG!

  94. 94.

    sab

    March 10, 2021 at 3:21 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: My parents’ cocker only bit grandchildren, but he could always be counted on to do that. My current cocker has never bitten anyone, not even the groomer he hates and fears.

  95. 95.

    sab

    March 10, 2021 at 5:52 am

    Young GSDs are a lot of dog. Very intelligent. Very strong. Very opinionated. Very inexperienced. Best dogs in the world when they grow up and grow common sense. That takes a few years.

    I am 67 and I have had a lot of dogs, and I have never loved a dog as much as my GSD. But she was a menace for her first three years. Not threatening. Just stupid and strong.

    I  very very much want another GSD, but at my age I could not handle another young one.

  96. 96.

    sab

    March 10, 2021 at 6:21 am

    @sab: My GSD nipped a bit when young.

    My husband used to tease her around her food. She growled and he growled and everyone had fun.

    She had a massive Galileo nylabone for years. She gnawed on it a lot. For years.

    One day she got frustrated by life and chomped her nylabone in half. Nobody knew her jaws were that strong.

    My husband never teased her around food again.

  97. 97.

    WaterGirl

    March 10, 2021 at 9:30 am

    @Mary G: I wonder how long it would have taken us to reach this point if Schumer & company hadn’t seized the opportunity the other night.

  98. 98.

    Dupe1970

    March 10, 2021 at 9:37 am

    @cain: ​
      Or they could have put on masks.

  99. 99.

    WaterGirl

    March 10, 2021 at 9:39 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Ahem.

  100. 100.

    S. Cerevisiae

    March 10, 2021 at 9:47 am

    My GSD Bella is now 10 and she can still be a handful to control, I rescued her at 18 months and she was so full of energy I built a corral to keep her from chasing every rabbit and deer in the county. I was in some serious depression and anxiety when we met and she has rescued me as much as I did her, love her to the moon and back.

  101. 101.

    Ramalama

    March 10, 2021 at 10:03 am

    @Alison Rose:

    Monterey Bay Aquarium

    NOTED!

    If I can make it out of Canada, that is. I’m headed for California.

  102. 102.

    glc

    March 10, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    @Anne Laurie: 

    Just got back to looking at this thread, and I appreciated your account. Our Rocky is still with us, a small and happy dog, with an increasing number of medications, notably for the heart.

    The one symptom that has never left him was a need to lick something for several hours a day. Slippers and couches preferred. We still disagree about that. But he has three dog beds strategically placed for various purposes, and a couple of corners he has added to his private domain.

    And he has limited screen time. Gets over-excited by dogs and horses, which can bring on asthma. When there aren’t any dogs or horses in sight, he keeps a keen eye on the screen. The Crown was difficult – he barked at a painting of a horse. Theoretically, that’s not really possible for dogs.

  103. 103.

    glc

    March 10, 2021 at 11:24 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Piers Morgan calls his Scottish friend, Janey.

    That was refreshing.

     

    @HumboldtBlue:

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