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You are here: Home / Healthcare / COVID-19 / Open Thread: Biden Addresses The Nation

Open Thread: Biden Addresses The Nation

by TaMara|  March 11, 20217:45 pm| 261 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Open Threads, Politics, President Biden

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On the one-year anniversary when all our lives changed, Biden will address the nation. 53 days into his presidency and my life is already better. I hope yours is, too. May those we lost never be forgotten.

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261Comments

  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    March 11, 2021 at 7:46 pm

    Hi Joe!

    ETA am reading he’s going to declare all adults eligible for vaccines.

  2. 2.

    CaseyL

    March 11, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    I’m pretty jazzed.  This whole week has felt like finally – finally! – turning the corner, and not just in terms of the vaccine becoming widely available.

  3. 3.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    March 11, 2021 at 7:50 pm

    I wonder if R voters feel the same relief we do?

  4. 4.

    trollhattan

    March 11, 2021 at 7:50 pm

    @CaseyL:

    Honestly yes, the stench of Trump seems to be leaving the joint.

  5. 5.

    debbie

    March 11, 2021 at 7:51 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: 

    Yeah, but they’ll never admit it.

  6. 6.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    @trollhattan: I know.   If Joe keeps this up, he might pass Obama for this fan person.   Nah.. that won’t happen.

  7. 7.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    Just dawned on me I last got my hair cut on this day last year.

    Let’s just say at this point I’m using a lot of conditioner.

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 7:57 pm

     

    Anyone have video of Nancy Smash at her press conference?
    She lit into the Republicans

    She said..
    ” Voting no, but take the dough”?
    The look on her face, even behind a mask…
    When she said..
    “Enough about them”
    ????

  9. 9.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 7:59 pm

    @debbie: ​
    They’re admitting it, latest polling that passed my feed has low income Repubs backing plan at 60-percent plus percentages and pointed out there is a substantial class divide in the GOP.

  10. 10.

    debbie

    March 11, 2021 at 8:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Great!

  11. 11.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 11, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    53 days into his presidency and my life is already better. I hope yours is, too.

    It is better, so much better.

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ​
      The Trumpers on my street still have their Christmas lights up. I’m gonna hazard a guess that it’s a way of advertising the butthurt.

  12. 12.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    They sent poor Chris Hayes to the Lincoln Memorial.

  13. 13.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    March 11, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: ​
     

    CNN new poll – 77% “the worst is behind us”. only 19% say “the worst is yet to come”

  14. 14.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 11, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    “-a lack of bipartisanship that could spell trouble for the rest of his agenda.”

    -NBC News

    ?

  15. 15.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    Comes out swinging without ever mentioning the hideous one’s name.

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 11, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    @Baud: Guess he had Bernie on one too many times.

  17. 17.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    March 11, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    I can’t believe MSNBC (Joy!) is running clips of Trump over and over. Someone make it stop.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    “Finding light in the darkness is a very American thing to do.  In fact, it might be the most American thing we do.”

    Speaks of Hemingway quote, “being strong in all the broken places.”

  19. 19.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 11, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    @Elizabelle: IKR.

  20. 20.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    “Unable to grieve or heal, to even have a funeral.”  Speaking of the loved ones left behind.  Compassion personified.

  21. 21.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    Joe is the opposite of toxic positivity.  He is realistic.

  22. 22.

    Mike in NC

    March 11, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    We cannot have gotten a better break than having this man in office instead of Putin’s putrid puppet.

  23. 23.

    StringOnAStick

    March 11, 2021 at 8:09 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I hear ya.  I seriously need a haircut before someone accused me of trying to look like Kelly Loeffler.

  24. 24.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    “The last 50 days I’ve been President.”  50 days of our exhaling.  Breathing again.

  25. 25.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    @rikyrah:

    This is her press conference from today. I’m going to listen to it once My President is done.

  26. 26.

    Nelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    I’d like one requirement to accepting the relief money.  Affirm that Joe Biden is the rightful winner of the election and therefore the lawful president of the United States.

  27. 27.

    citizen dave

    March 11, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    He is just so damn easy to listen to.

  28. 28.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    My blood pressure is down.  Were I a cat, would be purring.

  29. 29.

    JanieM

    March 11, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: The last time I walked into a grocery store was one year ago today. Lucky me, my son has been grocery shopping for me ever since. I think I also heard Maine’s CDC director, Dr. Nirav Shah, for the first time a year ago today, on a public call that also included our House rep Chellie Pingree.

    I’m cutting my own hair, ha ha. But since I’m not going out, no one sees me anyhow. :-)

    As far as anniversaries go, this is also one year from the day when I was texting with some extended family members about what was going on. One of them works at WDW, and we were speculating about whether they’d close at all. Another one said “I can’t picture Disney shutting down.” A few hours later, Disney World announced they were closing for two weeks (two weeks!) out of concerns over the coronavirus. I believe their overseas places had been down for weeks already at that point.

    Through all of this, I was by far the best-informed person I knew, entirely because Anne Laurie had been keeping me informed since January 21. Wow and a big shout of thanks to AL, not for the first time.

  30. 30.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    @Elizabelle: I know a number of folks who purr.  Jes sayin

  31. 31.

    MagdaInBlack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    He’s making me weepy and I think it’s from relief.

  32. 32.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Don’t nobody give two shyts about bipartisanship.

    If it takes only Dem votes to give me the John Lewis Voting Rights Act…

    Oh well.

  33. 33.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I live with my sister and her husband. He’s a retired Marine gunnery sergeant. Last spring when I complained I was getting shaggy, he said, You know how many haircuts I’ve done in 22 years in the Marines? Worked out pretty well. Only problem is he only knows how to do one kind of haircut.

  34. 34.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    Joe is giving a fine speech. I am so very glad he’s our President right now.

  35. 35.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    Me too???

  36. 36.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    ?

  37. 37.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:16 pm

     

    @Elizabelle: It has  definitely been a relief.

  38. 38.

    trollhattan

    March 11, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Nancy’s Italian Nana skills are only deployed occasionally and Republicans tremble at the very thought.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    “no later than May 1″

  40. 40.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    @James E Powell: what is the length of your hair now.

  41. 41.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    July 4th for small backyard BBQs.  Independence Day.

    Compare with TFG’s Easter Sunday of last year.  Psychopath.

  42. 42.

    RandomMonster

    March 11, 2021 at 8:20 pm

    “…our independence from this virus.”

    By July 4th.

    It’s a good speech.

  43. 43.

    Kent

    March 11, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    @JPL:@trollhattan: I know.   If Joe keeps this up, he might pass Obama for this fan person.   Nah.. that won’t happen.

    He’s getting there already for me

    Miguel Cardona > Arne Duncan

    Janet Yellen > Timothy Geithner

    American Rescue Plan > Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008

    Deb Haaland > Ken Salazar

    And……

    Kamala Harris > Joe Biden  [ha ha!]

  44. 44.

    West of the Rockies

    March 11, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Yeah, I went from Anderson Cooper to Richard Gere to Albert Einstein to Cookie Monster…

  45. 45.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    The First Lady and The Second Gentleman also got vaccinated.

    I love that we have a Second Gentleman.  Would have more hundreds of thousands of Americans alive this very day if we’d been allowed our First Gentleman in 2017.

    Such a gentle reminder to stick with the rules.  Remembering all that we have lost over the past year.

  46. 46.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    Shout out to the Perseverance Rover!  Who had that on their Bingo card?  Love it.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    Direct deposits from U.S. COVID bill to come as early as this weekend, White House says

  48. 48.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    @JanieM:

    I know

    AL and those posts gave me my COVID Education

    She has helped so many.

  49. 49.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    Shit, I bet $100 against the American people.

  50. 50.

    Barbara

    March 11, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    @JanieM: ​Anne Laurie deserves a medal for keeping all of us informed.

  51. 51.

    West of the Rockies

    March 11, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    Damn, Joe is good…

  52. 52.

    MagdaInBlack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    I think I might be developing a crush on our President.

  53. 53.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    “I promise you.”

    Love President Joe using that phrase.

    Anderson Cooper calls Biden “The Commander in Grief.”

  54. 54.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    @citizen dave: He is..

  55. 55.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 11, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    @Baud: That’s not a good look for Baud!20XX!

  56. 56.

    Suzanne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    God. The utter competence.

    I’m almost in tears.

  57. 57.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    @Baud:

    Usually not a bad bet.

  58. 58.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 11, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    That was outstanding.

  59. 59.

    Brachiator

    March 11, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    I wonder if R voters feel the same relief we do?

    Blast from the past: Do You Feel Like I Do?

    Works for the relief and sense of hope I feel.

  60. 60.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    I waded into the sewer of BJP propaganda Twitter to try to figure out what exactly has enticed so many people I know and love. Biden’s speech was an antidote. He has such a reassuring presence.

  61. 61.

    Hoodie

    March 11, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    Today is the day the Joe Biden became President . . .

  62. 62.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I figure gambling was more acceptable than creating a superpac.

  63. 63.

    Bluegirlfromwyo

    March 11, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: I have cried with relief so much since November 8 that I could fill a swimming pool.

  64. 64.

    Suzanne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    A lifetime career in politics sure looks valuable after the smoking crater left by the dude who said that government is easy to run and owned a failing family business.

  65. 65.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    What hair I have left – a little less than Joe Biden – is cut pretty short, fraction of an inch.

  66. 66.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    @Baud: Waiting for the complaints on nextdoor about freedom to die or something.

  67. 67.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    @Baud:

    Somebody has to step in and prevent me from buying another guitar.

  68. 68.

    RandomMonster

    March 11, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @Baud: Direct deposits from U.S. COVID bill to come as early as this weekend, White House says

    Probably doesn’t matter, but glad I already filed my taxes online.

  69. 69.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @Kent: ??

  70. 70.

    WaterGirl

    March 11, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @Baud: Oh, Baud.  Never change!

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 11, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    @James E Powell:

    Somebody has to step in and prevent me from buying another guitar. 

    Is Amir around?  He’ll talk you out of it.

  72. 72.

    Mary G

    March 11, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    I’m a bit verklempt after hearing that. His speech writers are top notch, and for some reason, seeing him look up the latest number of deaths and reading it off his phone made me cheer, even if was fake. No more having thing printed off by staff.

  73. 73.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    @West of the Rockies: might as well dye it blue.

  74. 74.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    @James E Powell: Ask Amir to help with that.

  75. 75.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Yeah, good speech. No fat, no filler.

  76. 76.

    CaseyL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    @James E Powell: You and Amir should form a support group :)

  77. 77.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: my thought exactly (beat me to it, kudos)

  78. 78.

    MisterForkbeard

    March 11, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: I came in for the last 3 minutes and loved it. Backed up and started watching from the beginning.

    Joe really is the president for this moment. Uniquely suited. And this was outstanding.

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    @James E Powell:

    No, we are guitar-positive here at Balloon Juice.

  80. 80.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    @rikyrah:

    AL and those posts gave me my COVID Education

    She has helped so many.

    Anne Laurie is a treasure. I love all our front pagers — yes, even that one ? — but AL is utterly indefatigable and brings both intelligence and wit to her aggregations.

  81. 81.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    Joe really is the president for this moment.

    How can you say that when he hasn’t tweeted or given a solo presser for 50 DAYS!

  82. 82.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @James E Powell: My hair is now waist length. I am going to chop it off once I am vaccinated.

  83. 83.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:  ? ? ? ? ? ?

  84. 84.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:   Great question about books on doing historical research this morning.  Made note of the answers.

    Good luck with your project!!

  85. 85.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Is Amir around? He’ll talk you out of it.

    As if!

  86. 86.

    zhena gogolia

    March 11, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    Great speech.

  87. 87.

    MisterForkbeard

    March 11, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    @Immanentize: Clearly, he’s not the President for the moment that requires a helicopter press availability every day.

  88. 88.

    different-church-lady

    March 11, 2021 at 8:39 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Yeh, he’ll talk you into buying the guitar for him instead.

  89. 89.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    A friend called to say that he loved seeing Biden lean in to the podium, like he wanted to be as close as possible to his audience.

    Missed that; I was listening to the speech, not watching.

    But it’s a short and encouraging 26 minutes; will have to watch it next.

  90. 90.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @West of the Rockies: ​
     

    I’m ragged and I usually keep it Cooper short.

  91. 91.

    Amir Khalid

    March 11, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @James E Powell:

    How many guitars does a player need? Just one more. Go on, buy that guitar. You know you want to.

  92. 92.

    Martin

    March 11, 2021 at 8:42 pm

    House has passed comprehensive background checks. Nancy and Chuck are piling the weight of this  legislation on the shoulders of filibuster reform. There are going to things in that pile that Manchin and Sinema care deeply about.

  93. 93.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:42 pm

    @Elizabelle: Thanks. I will need it.

  94. 94.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Great advice.

  95. 95.

    Benw

    March 11, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Co-signed.

    Bruce, House of a Thousand Guitars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzvnEvbL-qs

  96. 96.

    The Thin Black Duke

    March 11, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    @James E Powell: Do it. After 2020, you deserve it. Might as well buy another pedal too.

  97. 97.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    That struck me too, the leaning in. It creates a real sense of intimacy — as though I, and I alone, am his sole audience. He’s talking directly to me, and he wants to make sure I’m getting every word. It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that I nodded in agreement a few times while he was talking.

  98. 98.

    Delk

    March 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    @Steeplejack: there is a guitar store on the end of my street. I walk around it.

  99. 99.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    @Kent:

    Kamala Harris > Joe Biden [ha ha!]

    Hah!

  100. 100.

    different-church-lady

    March 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    Yet somehow having more than a certain number of cats makes you a crazy cat lady…

  101. 101.

    japa21

    March 11, 2021 at 8:45 pm

    @Elizabelle: I agree. It made it seem super personal.

    I may only be an almost top 10,000 commenter on an almost top 10,000 political blog, but I will tell you right now, Joe is an eloquent speaker. It may not be soaring oratory, but that doesn’t lessen the eloquence.

  102. 102.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    I know. How long has it been since Colbert had a “Chopper Talk” segment?

    :-)

  103. 103.

    Jeffro

    March 11, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    @Suzanne: I was gonna say!

    it’s almost like having people who believe in government, and know how it works, and want it to work, matters

  104. 104.

    Jeffro

    March 11, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I have no doubt that uncle Joe would laugh, and agree, too!

  105. 105.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    Pierce speaks for many, and props to him for saying it in public

    Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce· 25m
    I have never underrated a public figure the way I underrated Joe Biden in 2020.

  106. 106.

    Baud

    March 11, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    @Jeffro: He actually talked about the importance of government. Very anti-Reaganesque.

  107. 107.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:   Truth.

  108. 108.

    JPL

    March 11, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    Tucker is upset with Biden  ? ?? ?? ?

    Tucker: How dare you tell us who we can spend the Fourth of July with

  109. 109.

    Suzanne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Let’s just say at this point I’m using a lot of conditioner. 

    Might I recommend Olaplex #3?

  110. 110.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 11, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Colbert

    I can’t be the only one who used to watch his show nightly, who just doesn’t tune in as often anymore.  Gotta believe he and all the other late-night comics are seeing their viewerships plummet.

    P.S. Though, on second thought, I read that Maddow’s numbers are going up like a rocket, so maybe I don’t know what I’m talkin’ about.

  111. 111.

    Elizabelle

    March 11, 2021 at 8:50 pm

    @Baud:   I know. Talking about how government is “us.”

    Burying a lot of shibboleths, in addition to The Former Guy who must never be named.

  112. 112.

    different-church-lady

    March 11, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    @JPL: Dear Tucker: please spend the 4th of July with as many germs as you want.

  113. 113.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    @JPL: Fucker can go tuck himself.

  114. 114.

    japa21

    March 11, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    @Chetan Murthy: I don’t think Maddow is considered a late night comment.

     

    ETA: comment = comic.

  115. 115.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Warm coconut oil is the best conditioner.

  116. 116.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    @different-church-lady:

    As Brent Terhune pointed out today there is a big difference between a cat lady and a catwoman.

  117. 117.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 11, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    @Amir Khalid: You guys go ahead, I’ll keep B-J karma in balance by buying zero guitars.

    Now, how many bicycles is too many?

  118. 118.

    trollhattan

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Joe being president instead of some random bidnezman is similar to a career military person being a general instead of some random bidnezman. Unique skillsets needed to run organizations that are equally NOT A FUCKING BUSINESS.

  119. 119.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @japa21: Oh ha, sorry, more like “teacher you really, really want to not disappoint”.  But still, I’d have expected her numbers to decline too, and they’ve gone the other way.

    I read that Fox News’ ratings have dropped — which (again) I wouldn’t have predicted, either.

  120. 120.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @different-church-lady: I would prefer if Tucker spent the Fourth with prosecutors.  Or better yet, other inmates.

  121. 121.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Chetan Murthy:

    i almost never watch the whole show, but I do generally enjoy his opening monologues. More often than not, however, I won’t stay up late to watch it live (so to speak), but will check it out on YouTube the next morning

    ETA: Agree, though, that he (and the Jimmies etc.) are probably losing viewers. And yes, Rachel announced last week (in full embarrassment mode) that TRMS had led the cable ratings during some recent specific time frame.

  122. 122.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Has your DIL got a visa appointment finally?

  123. 123.

    trollhattan

    March 11, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Now, how many bicycles is too many?

    Don’t you start!

  124. 124.

    aliasofwestgate

    March 11, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    How many books is too many? That’s always been my problem. :D Even now i read before i go to sleep, and i refuse to change that habit.

    Loved the speech, too. *grins

  125. 125.

    JanieM

    March 11, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Talking about how government is “us.”

    This. A million times, this. Amazing that we have a president who will say it so straightforwardly. It’s about time.

  126. 126.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 11, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Balloon-Juice After Dark, it is!

  127. 127.

    different-church-lady

    March 11, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I feel bad I didn’t watch more Letterman when I could.

  128. 128.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    @Suzanne: @schrodingers_cat:

    Thanks for the suggestions. I’m fortunate that I have very fine, very curly hair so the tangles aren’t that bad (as a boy with curly curly hair getting it yanked into shape following a bath was a damn ordeal) but it can still be a pain.

  129. 129.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 11, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: No. Thanks for asking.

  130. 130.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @Delk:

    I live behind a Guitar Center. Sometimes at night I can hear them calling me.

  131. 131.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    @Immanentize:

    If memory serves, Amir also suffers from GAS.

  132. 132.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    See! I told you: @Amir Khalid.

  133. 133.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    This channel kept me going through this past year.

     

    I find Maru.and Hannah fascinating to watch.

     

    Maru fitting his big azz body through the hole makes me ?????

     

    Everytime

    https://youtu.be/32OtrAHnWeM

  134. 134.

    Redshift

    March 11, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    Great speech. He talked to us like equals, not like a fan club. I loved the repeated pokes at The Former Guy and elected Republicans without ever mentioning a name, just by taking about what we needed for a year and didn’t have until recently.

  135. 135.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    @aliasofwestgate:

    Never too many books

  136. 136.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    @James E Powell:  You say that like one “suffers” from GAS….  Bank account, relationships, space — maybe!  But not one with GAS.  Easily relieved.

  137. 137.

    Immanentize

    March 11, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Never too many books

    Unless one just survived a nuclear holocaust, found all the books. But then broke your glasses.

  138. 138.

    aliasofwestgate

    March 11, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    @rikyrah:   Maru has been adorable since i first saw him sitting in whatever his people could find him back in the 00s.  His little sister Hana is now just as adorable too.  XD  They remain comfort watching for all of us, and their owners.

  139. 139.

    Narya

    March 11, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    The community health centers in the speech and from Klain with Hayes are the FQHCs I’ve mentioned.

  140. 140.

    CarolDuhart2

    March 11, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:  Annie Laurie may have saved my life.  Thanks to her posts, I was able to talk to my PCP on March 10th and he gave me the advice that allowed me to self-isolate for this year. That was the last time I rode a bus, and four days later the last time I have been in a store.  It was so early that when I talked to the food bank, they didn’t even have a clue what I was talking about.

    The posts about what was happening in Wuhan—I figured that it would come here sooner or later and that it was going to be fairly bad.

  141. 141.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    @aliasofwestgate:

    How many books is too many?

    Trick question! There’s no such number.

    /signed/ Daughter of a bookstore owner

  142. 142.

    Steeplejack

    March 11, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    Brent Terhune: “Leave Tucker Carlson alone!”

  143. 143.

    Kayla Rudbek

    March 11, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: it’s X + 1 where X is the number of bicycles that you can store in your house/condo/apartment/living and/or storage quarters without constantly tripping over them

  144. 144.

    Redshift

    March 11, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I’ve been watching Colbert more regularly in the past year, personally. Usually just the opening segments, and skip the interview. I appreciate John Batiste more than I did pre-pandemic, he’s a joy.

  145. 145.

    debbie

    March 11, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    @Hoodie:

    Nonsense. Since January 20th.

  146. 146.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    I had my hair cut, very short, just days before lockdown started. It’s definitely long enough for a pony tail now, and I can live with that, but I’m also thinking an hour at the hair salon would be a good way to celebrate getting my J&J. Whenever that may be.

  147. 147.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    This had me falling out of the chair with laughter.

  148. 148.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    @The Thin Black Duke:

    COVID isolation made me a little bit pedal crazy. Back when I was in a band, I had three pedals: compressor, chorus, dirt. Now I have twelve. I bought a pedal board & power supply. It’s one of my main forms of entertainment when I can get the house to myself.

  149. 149.

    Chief Oshkosh

    March 11, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:

    The Trumpers on my street still have their Christmas lights up. I’m gonna hazard a guess that it’s a way of advertising the butthurt.

    We have our tree on the deck still lit. We try to keep it going until Easter. It provides a festive atmosphere.

  150. 150.

    Chief Oshkosh

    March 11, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @rikyrah: Exactly so. :)

  151. 151.

    cope

    March 11, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @Redshift: Same here with my wife and me. Had to have our Colbert maintenance dose to survive the horrible, horrible times. Since the election, though, not so much.

  152. 152.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 11, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @aliasofwestgate: Even now i read before i go to sleep, and i refuse to change that habit.

    This evening I’ll choose between crunching through the middle of the Bukharin Trial in Robert Conquest’s The Great Terror: A Reappraisal (1988) and charging through to the Armistice in Michael J Lyons’ World War I: A Short History (2nd ed., 2000). Light-hearted beddy-bye diversions…

  153. 153.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 11, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @Redshift:

    Yes, should have mentioned Jon Batiste. He is always wonderful!

    (Several months ago — might even have been in the Before Times, I can’t remember — JB was the celebrity guest on NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me,” and he was charming.)

  154. 154.

    JanieM

    March 11, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: I’ve had a string of lights across my street-facing living room window since last spring. As you say — they add some cheer. I took a ride a few nights ago and noticed that a surprising number of people in my area are doing the same. I’m pretty sure they’re not all fans of the former guy.

  155. 155.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    @japa21:

    I will tell you right now, Joe is an eloquent speaker. It may not be soaring oratory, but that doesn’t lessen the eloquence.

    Back before we know who the nominee would be, I made the point that the version of Joe Biden I called Funeral Speech Joe would be hard for Trump to beat. I am as cynical as anyone when it comes to politicians, but when Joe is talking about this stuff, he is sincere. And I’m hoping the great mass of low-interest voters see that.

  156. 156.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: he was on Fresh Air today. I haven’t listened yet, just caught the intro where Terri Gross promised a couple of live tunes to go with the interview

  157. 157.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    How many guitars does a player need? Just one more. Go on, buy that guitar. You know you want to.

    I think you might have passed me up. Didn’t you recently get an ES type? Not that it’s a competition.

    There is a Taylor 12 string for sale not far from me that seems to be priced significantly below market. I’ve always wanted one, but think it’ll be all the rage for a month or so, then sit in the closet.

  158. 158.

    The Thin Black Duke

    March 11, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @James E Powell: I’m working with my luthier on a fretless Pbass, and there’s a MXR phase 90 I have that I can’t wait to pair it with. The ghost of Mick Karn is whispering in my head.

  159. 159.

    debbie

    March 11, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @japa21:

    It’s heartfelt.

  160. 160.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 11, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @Steeplejack: ​
      I am the person to talk to if in doubt about getting another guitar. I will always advise doing it. That’s really the advice they want when they ask.

  161. 161.

    RandomMonster

    March 11, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: In the same boat vis-a-vis hair length. Wanting to cut it but also tempted to keep my “covid hair”…

  162. 162.

    Anotherlurker

    March 11, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    @James E Powell: What are you buying?   Acoustic or electric?

    Remember: life is short and there are so many guitars.

    Go for it.

  163. 163.

    opiejeanne

    March 11, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @James E Powell: Did you see the guitar that John Scalzi bought on eBay???

    https://whatever.scalzi.com/2021/03/10/today-in-life-choices-that-are-either-questionable-or-awesome-or-both/

  164. 164.

    Dan B

    March 11, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I was so grossed out by my hair-don’t that I got out the Wahl Beard Trimmer and did the haircut.  It took an hour and then time with scissors because it refused to cut around my ears.  It was 3 inches long around the ears despite multiple assaults from every direction.  Didn’t nip either ear, thankfully.  The mask has been useful since I’ve developed a cold sore for the first time in more than a decade.  It makes me look like I caught a left hook on the lower lip.

    Back to hearing about Biden.

  165. 165.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @Anotherlurker:

    See #157, above.

  166. 166.

    Amir Khalid

    March 11, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @James E Powell:
    I ordered one online, and then the vendor told me they were out of stock. ☹️  ​It seems the main knockoff brands are out of stock on ES types. I may have to bite the bullet, and pay the big bucks for an Epiphone Dot/ES-335.

  167. 167.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 11, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @James E Powell:

     

    compressor, chorus, dirt

    That’s a solid lineup. Maybe a delay for a handful of songs, but you really had all you need. All you WANT? Totally different story!

  168. 168.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 11, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    @James E Powell: my 12-string has gotten very little use in the 30 years I’ve had it.  Too specialized for most stuff.  I’d still buy a Rickenbacker 360/12, though–if I weren’t married!

  169. 169.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    Lenticular clouds bruh.

  170. 170.

    raven

    March 11, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    @Dan B:  Good luck with that

  171. 171.

    Delk

    March 11, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I’d add a looper.

  172. 172.

    frosty

    March 11, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: Yikes! But then … I’m reading Marsha Gellhorn’s “The Face of War”

  173. 173.

    MomSense

    March 11, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    @James E Powell:

    Lots of good deals on reverb right now.

  174. 174.

    The Thin Black Duke

    March 11, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    @MomSense: Get thee behind me, Satan!

  175. 175.

    frosty

    March 11, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    @James E Powell: it’ll be all the rage for a month or so, then sit in the closet

    I have one like that.  The “month or so” lasted a few years. National Resophonic steel baritone tricone. It sounds so awesome I can’t give it up, but it really needs a better player than me.

  176. 176.

    Anotherlurker

    March 11, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    @James E Powell: Beautiful instrument!    I love a 12 string!

    I have the perfect 12 string for me , someone whose musical ability falls somewhere between un-listenable and a crime against humanity.  It is an Oscar Schmidt and when I play a D chord, for that fleeting moment, I’m MacGuinn!

    Do it. I’ll bet you, in your hands, the results will be a thing of beauty.

  177. 177.

    Percysowner

    March 11, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    The Washington Post listed3 takeaways from Biden’s first prime-time address to the nation Of course the decided to “fact check” Biden and decided that he wasn’t honest about his vaccination claims. How DARE he say there wasn’t enough vaccine when he came into office? The vaccines were new, no one could expect there to be enough. They pointedly ignored TFG refusing to secure as many vaccines as he could.

    I’d say “never change WaPo”, but obviously they came to that conclusion already.

  178. 178.

    Frosty Fred

    March 11, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    @Dan B: My daughter asked me a couple of weeks ago how long my hair had gotten in the past year. I was miffed that she hadn’t noticed I’ve been shaving my scalp for years, so I am now growing a bushy beard just for the grins of seeing her face when we do get together again.

  179. 179.

    frosty

    March 11, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: which of those pedals is a Fender spring reverb? That and a Blues Driver is all I ever wanted. Although I picked up a  Weber Mini Mass too.

  180. 180.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 11, 2021 at 10:10 pm

    @Anotherlurker: this is you

  181. 181.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 11, 2021 at 10:11 pm

    @Delk:

    @MomSense:

    @frosty:

    And this, my friends, is how we go from 3 pedals to 12!

  182. 182.

    Miss Bianca

    March 11, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    @Immanentize: AAAGH, DON’T –

    That episode gave me nightmares for years and is a big part of why I never finished watching the rest of the Twilight Zones.

  183. 183.

    Nelle

    March 11, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    I saw some mention of FDL (Firedoglake) earlier.  Just to help us feel our age, remember Christy Hardin Smith mentioning her little toddler, Peanut?  Peanut is a tall, slim high school senior this year.

  184. 184.

    Matt McIrvin

    March 11, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    @rikyrah: It’s been a joy to watch them interacting with their new kitten Miri. Maru is infinitely gentle and patient when she messes with him. Hana, less so.

  185. 185.

    Anotherlurker

    March 11, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: LOL!   Not a pusher, I just like to encourage happiness.   ;-)

  186. 186.

    Felanius Kootea

    March 11, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Loved Biden’s speech today.  The competence.  The empathy and compassion.  The simple explanation that part of what a government is supposed to do is protect people. I almost started crying from sheer relief.  What a nightmare the last four years were.

  187. 187.

    Sure Lurkalot

    March 11, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    @RandomMonster: I have already filed too. I got the first stimulus direct deposit and for whatever reason, the second one by check at the latest date possible. I hope to spread the dough far and wide to a few presents for my family and the rest to charity.

  188. 188.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    @Nelle: and I’m a doddering old fool

    which has nothing to do with FDL

    Christy was great, one of the good memories I have about that site

  189. 189.

    Ken

    March 11, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: I think I might be developing a crush on our President.

    You’ll want to paint pictures of him, bare-chested and holding a flaming sword, flanked by Benjamin Franklin and Aunt Jemima, and trampling a snake with Trump’s head while an eagle flies overhead shooting lightning bolts from its eyes.

    I don’t know why you’d want to do that, but it seems to inevitably happen when someone develops a crush on the President.

  190. 190.

    Ken

    March 11, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Lenticular clouds bruh.

    Sure they are.  WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!  The truth is out there!!

  191. 191.

    opiejeanne

    March 11, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    We got the first vaccine today!!!

    mr opiejeanne had a checkup with his doctor yesterday and asked about getting a n appointment. The doc had his nurse find a couple of numbers to try, and this morning he was on hold for an hour before someone picked up the phone. They had appointments for this afternoon and we took them.
    it was a slick assembly line system at the Microsoft campus in Redmond, and we were out in 30 minutes. They trained for two weeks before opening up, and today might have been their second day. Lots of volunteers from Microsoft getting everyone organized.
    it was Pfizer so our second vaccinations are on April Fools Day.
    so happy I could cry.

  192. 192.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Miri is fascinated with Maru’s tail…..I love watching them?

  193. 193.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    My current pedal chain is a sign that I have too much time on my hands. When I was in bands I was never a lead, I was the singer how also played guitar. You know, guitar George. Maybe one short solo each set just for the hell of it

    They’re just toys and I don’t even know how to use most of them completely.

  194. 194.

    rikyrah

    March 11, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Yeah?????

  195. 195.

    zhena gogolia

    March 11, 2021 at 10:34 pm

    @rikyrah:

    So great!

  196. 196.

    Amir Khalid

    March 11, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    @Ken:

    ​You’ll want to paint pictures of him, bare-chested and holding a flaming sword, flanked by Benjamin Franklin and Aunt Jemima, and trampling a snake with Trump’s head while an eagle flies overhead.

    That seems to be a purely Republican thing. If Democrats ever saw such a portrait of Obama or Biden, they’d just be ROTFL. That’s why there is no Dem counterpart of McNaughton.

  197. 197.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 11, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    @James E Powell: it’s ok if you don’t want to make it cry or sing!

  198. 198.

    A

    March 11, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Now I have to finish the second half of the Old Man’s War series because of that. I kinda lost interest in Zoe’s Tale.

    Last pedal I picked up was a joyo classic flanger.  Thing is a blast to play with, pairs nicely with a bass.  Other than that, the only other pedals I use routinely are an ehx bass preacher (comp), and a tech21 vt bass di—always on, and the best piece of gear ever for a bassist (IMO).

  199. 199.

    Origuy

    March 11, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    I may be developing a related syndrome to guitar addiction. Last month I bought an electronic practice bagpipe chanter. A chanter is the part of the bagpipe that you do the fingerings with; a traditional practice chanter has a mouthpiece attached to it, so that you can practice without the bag, drones, etc. Electronic chanters don’t have a mouthpiece and require headphones or a speaker attachment. I got it so that I could practice without disturbing my housemates or the neighbors. Eventually I want to take lessons but I’ll probably have to get a real practice chanter. The next step, of course, is real bagpipes. I could get Great Highland Bagpipes fairly cheaply, although they can get quite expensive. I’d really like a set of smallpipes, though, which are much quieter. There’s no such thing as playing the GHB softly.

  200. 200.

    Punchy

    March 11, 2021 at 10:55 pm

    Anyone watching NBC?  Sav Gutherie with the strawman question, followed by the “durr Mitch McCant-tell hatez this so durrr why u make him mad” line of questions.  Miss G and NBC can go fuck themselves.

  201. 201.

    NoraLenderbee

    March 11, 2021 at 11:00 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: ​
     

    N+2 is too many. N+1 is the appropriate number.
    For my husband and me, N is around 12.

  202. 202.

    Martin

    March 11, 2021 at 11:01 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: We are all Leslie Knope.

  203. 203.

    MomSense

    March 11, 2021 at 11:04 pm

    @James E Powell:

    But do you have a SusMaryOsep pedal?  If not, you may have to use some of that stimmy and get one.

    It’s RJ Ronquillo’s creation and it’s really cool.

  204. 204.

    Ruckus

    March 11, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    @James E Powell:

    I cut the little remaining hair on my head to 3/4 of a mm, once a week.  Have been doing this for 4 or 5 yrs now. It’s easy, I can only see myself in a mirror so the how it looks part is fine, and it cuts down on how obvious it is that I’m bald on top. Now my beard, OTOH is far longer. Have had a beard for 48 yrs, that’s just how I roll.

  205. 205.

    Mandarama

    March 11, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    @opiejeanne: I’m your shot buddy across the nation. I got my Pfizer today too, and I’ll be right there at opening on April 1! I felt euphoric going into the building, waving at FEMA guys like a loon.

  206. 206.

    JoyceH

    March 11, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    @Amir Khalid: ​
     

    That seems to be a purely Republican thing. If Democrats ever saw such a portrait of Obama or Biden, they’d just be ROTFL. That’s why there is no Dem counterpart of McNaughton.

    Beyond purely Republican, I think it’s purely Trumpian. Did anyone ever do that kind of fan art for either of the Bushes? Or for Reagan? I can’t remember any, and they adored Reagan!

    It’s like this new thing of plastering your front fence, car, truck, and boat, with signs and flags glorifying your favorite politician. That’s just not NORMAL. And I can’t think of another politician who inspired such tributes. Not in America.

  207. 207.

    Felanius Kootea

    March 11, 2021 at 11:19 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I liked this one myself.

  208. 208.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    @JoyceH: McNaughton is in a class by himself, but there is a tradition of kitschy political painting. The Democratic Club. Andy Thomas takes a much more benign view of politics.

  209. 209.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 11:27 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I wouldn’t have thought of that, much less known how to do it, but I’ll allow myself the critique: That needs like three seconds of Susie Essman. “SHUT THE FUCK UP, LARRY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

  210. 210.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 11, 2021 at 11:30 pm

    I need to vent on this anniversary:

    Dec 2019 my oldest sis had a pacemaker/defibrillator put in and couldn’t drive for 6 months. Since I live closest (10 min) I became her driver/shopper/food delivery help. Then covid. Both her age and health make her high risk. Our other sis is a trumper and mask averse.

    The oldest sometimes listens to the trumper, which is why she was reluctant to get vaccinated. Back on 2/28 I used the state website to confirm she was now eligible and that there were appointments at pharmacies nearby. She wasn’t ready.

    Last Sunday, when preparing to head to sis’s place to clean her wood stove and make blueberry muffins, she called with the news that the trumpy sis had possibly exposed her… AND I AM SO FUCKING PISSED AND DEMORALIZED!!!!!

    The exposure contact tested neg yesterday, but I think it’s still a 10 day wait? Anyway, just having a hard time working up the enthusiasm to help either one for a while. FUCK

    (thanks for listening to the rant, I needed to tell someone)

  211. 211.

    Beth in VA

    March 11, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Have you seen this? Was pre-CoVid I believe; Jon Baptists and poet Amanda Gorman https://youtu.be/WGo3lZM3jjw

  212. 212.

    Yutsano

    March 11, 2021 at 11:33 pm

    @Beautifulplumage: ​
    Oh my goodness! I sincerely hope your sister gets through this until shots can get into her arm. And I offer virtual hugs until we can have real ones safely again.

  213. 213.

    patrick II

    March 11, 2021 at 11:33 pm

    From Salon:

    Republican Sen. Rick Scott begs red states governors to “reject and return” COVID aid

    I would say how ridiculous this is, but then I think of the Supreme Court’s decision on ACA enhanced Medicaid.

  214. 214.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    James Carville on MSNBC looks like he’s waiting for his adult grandchildren to come and take him to a minor league baseball game

  215. 215.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 11, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    @Yutsano: thank you! The stress from this past year is really catching up ?

  216. 216.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 11, 2021 at 11:39 pm

    @Beautifulplumage: Oh, geez.  I’m so sorry you and your sister have to go thru this, and trust that the next 10-14 days will pass without incident.  We’re almost to the end, and …. covidiots just seem to …. ok, I wont’ say it.  Ugh.  Please know that lots of people sympathize, and hope and trust that you and your sister will come thru this safe.

  217. 217.

    cain

    March 11, 2021 at 11:43 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I think it is super important to track who these people are and then as things get better without R’s joining in, mock the shit out of them at every turn. They should never live it down on social media.

  218. 218.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 11, 2021 at 11:46 pm

    @Beautifulplumage: Oy. The sibling dynamic never lets you go, does it? I got sand-bagged into a (thankfully short) family vacation last year. My 89 YO uncle still likes to amuse himself by tormenting his now 75 YO sister (yes, my grandparents were Irish immigrants, why do you ask?). I was okay with it cause aunt 75 was usually a bitch to my mother.

  219. 219.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 11, 2021 at 11:47 pm

    @Felanius Kootea: ​
    That’s wonderful.​

  220. 220.

    Geoduck

    March 11, 2021 at 11:50 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: If you’re looking Reagan firing a machine gun with Bozo the chimp,  Jason Hauser is another artist who does wildly over-the-top presidential portraits.

  221. 221.

    Jean

    March 11, 2021 at 11:51 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  True! Christy was very good. FDL went down hill fast during the Obama/Clinton campaigns. And Marcy Wheeler did NOT impress me with her constant detailed criticisms of Obama. The commenters divided quickly and the rest is history.

  222. 222.

    James E Powell

    March 11, 2021 at 11:51 pm

    @MomSense:

    Never saw that one before. This is how the whole pedal acquisition thing started last spring. Watching youtube videos, especially That Pedal Show, then feeling like I had to find out what they were really like.

  223. 223.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 11, 2021 at 11:52 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Yes! It’s like regressing to 10 years old or something.

  224. 224.

    Jay

    March 11, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    @Beautifulplumage:

    Fuck,

    sorry.

    Hope it goes well,

  225. 225.

    NotMax

    March 11, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    OT.

    Should you all of a sudden suffer printer glorping, you’re not alone.

    The latest Windows update has been causing problems for some printer owners, according to a report from Windows Latest (via Gizmodo). Users are reporting that they’re getting a blue screen when they try to open the print dialogue from Notepad, Office, or other programs. (You know that annoyingly ambiguous error message that’s like “Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart”? It’s that one.) Source

    Expect a patch for this to be rolled out right quick.

  226. 226.

    NotMax

    March 11, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    @Geoduck

    with Bozo the chimp

    Bonzo.

    /simian pedant

  227. 227.

    danielx

    March 12, 2021 at 12:00 am

    @patrick II: ​
     
    “Sen. Rick Scott (R-doucherocket) tells constituents to return $1400 checks. In response, constituents tell Scott to take his felonious ass for a long walk off a short pier.”

  228. 228.

    Another Scott

    March 12, 2021 at 12:01 am

    A very good, obviously heart-felt, speech by our President.  Well done.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  229. 229.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:02 am

    @Chetan Murthy: Thank you! I didn’t realize how stressed I’ve been until I analysed my reaction to this. Much of my anger seemed selfish and over-the-top ie: my time and energy spent for nothing, so I’m trying to work it out before I yell & curse at either. Must be finally growing up now that I hit 60!

  230. 230.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 12, 2021 at 12:06 am

    @JoyceH: ​
     

    It’s like this new thing of plastering your front fence, car, truck, and boat, with signs and flags glorifying your favorite politician.

    Trump was elected specifically to be a middle finger to liberals. They naturally want to be as in-our-face as possible about it.

  231. 231.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 12, 2021 at 12:07 am

    @Beautifulplumage: You haven’t been alone.  I know what it’s like, having one group of people who think they’re being careful when they’re not, and another that actually -is- being careful.  You have to support the latter group as much as you can, b/c jesus, this is no time for fucking around.   Since as you probably well know, the former people always try to use guilt to get socializing to happen.   I’m pretty damn firm in my statement about why avoiding them like they’re the plague (literally) is necessary.

    And honestly, I would already had screamed things down the phone that I could never, ever take back, if I were in your position.

    To put somebody else’s life at risk like that …. *jesus*.

  232. 232.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:15 am

    @Chetan Murthy: and when I try to tell myself that the exposure was probably minimal I come back to the new strain that’s more transmissible…. I am so ready for this to be over. Biden’s speech was very helpful, as others have noted.

  233. 233.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 12, 2021 at 12:20 am

    @Beautifulplumage: NO exposure of someone in a medically vulnerable state is acceptable.  None.  My mom is vaccinated now (finally), but before, when I would drop off groceries, I would *never* go into their apartment (her and my sister/BF).  B/c even though I’m taking every precaution myself, if I had unluckily killed my mom, …..  And now, I do the same, b/c my sister and her BF are my family, and if somehow …….

    I’m not going to hug any of them until we’re all vaccinated.  And IDGAF what anybody else thinks.  And I’m about as close as you can get to being quarantined — haven’t gone into a foreign building since October.

    Your instincts/motives/inclinations/conclusions are 100% right.

  234. 234.

    piratedan

    March 12, 2021 at 12:27 am

    @Punchy: it appears all three of the major networks news organizations have been tasked with trying to make the current administration give some begrudging credit to the previous one.  I’ve seen in the Psaki news conferences and on twitter where they imply that Trump should get some credit for the vaccine…

    I keep wondering what in the fuck should he get credit for.. feel free to show your work… what exactly did they do that was above and beyond what any rational organization should do?

    They gave money to some pharma companies to help develop a vaccine, but afaik, they lied about the national reserves (i.e. that any existed), had no federal coordinated plan for vaccine rollout and distribution, didn’t show public support for the vaccines when they came out and didn’t order enough, even when prompted to do so.

    I just want to scream at these asshats, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HE SHOULD GET CREDIT FOR?

    Why don’t they revisit Trump taking credit for Obama’s economy and show how deferential he was to the efforts of his predecessor.

  235. 235.

    rikyrah

    March 12, 2021 at 12:30 am

    @Beautifulplumage:

    Understand???

    On the flip side, sister now completely understands why her azz needs to be vaccinated?

  236. 236.

    Amir Khalid

    March 12, 2021 at 12:32 am

    @NotMax:
    No, no, no. John “Bonzo” Bonham (d. 1980) was the drummer in Led Zeppelin.

  237. 237.

    rikyrah

    March 12, 2021 at 12:34 am

    @piratedan:

    We got receipts on all these clowns and how they didn’t say shyt as Dolt45 took credit for 44’s economy?

  238. 238.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:34 am

    @piratedan: and Turtle McGee trying to pre-empt credit for the economic recovery FFS!

  239. 239.

    Original Lee

    March 12, 2021 at 12:37 am

    @Beautifulplumage: It isn’t selfish to be upset over potentially wasted effort. I felt the same over Christmas. An elderly relative is in the early stages of dementia, and it’s been a huge team effort to keep her safe until she’s been vaccinated. Of course, everybody’s on board with Keep Auntie Safe except for the two Trumpista cousins. They decided to show up in person, unmasked, for a belated Christmas gift opening and of course confused the hell out of Auntie, who thought it was Christmas Day all over again and got mad at the rest of us for not being there, AND exposed her to COVID. Fortunately, as she tested negative 3 times over 3 weeks, they probably visited her before they were infectious, BUT STILL.

    For what it’s worth, I think you’re Not The Asshole for being pissed.

  240. 240.

    AnotherBruce

    March 12, 2021 at 12:38 am

    @JanieM: In a Democracy the government is us.

  241. 241.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:41 am

    @rikyrah: yeah, but now I’m totally demotivated to get her in. Except that our WA gov just announced expanded groups eligible as of 3/17, so will try tomorrow. She does now say she’s ready *eye roll emoji

  242. 242.

    NotMax

    March 12, 2021 at 12:42 am

    @Amir Khalid

    AFAIK, never shared billing with Reagan.

    ;)

  243. 243.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 12, 2021 at 12:47 am

    @Beautifulplumage: You’re doing a kind and decent thing.  Taking care of our older relatives is part of what makes us human.  Even when they don’t want that care.

  244. 244.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:47 am

    @Original Lee: Thank you! Family dynamics are so fucked sometimes.

  245. 245.

    Jay

    March 12, 2021 at 12:48 am

    So I have been looking for years for a song.

    It was on the Vancouver Indepence Album,

    I think it was IDK,

    the song was Bedtime for Bonzo’

    ”cause the Man from the Movies,

    wants to be King”,

    I can buy the vinyl, can’t find a you tube or digital.

  246. 246.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 12:53 am

    @Jay: which leads to The Ramones “Bonzo goes to Bittburg”

  247. 247.

    AnotherBruce

    March 12, 2021 at 12:55 am

    @danielx: Rick Scott is a fucking moron. Go ahead and burn your money, and tell your constituents to burn their money as well. That’s moron taking to another level.

  248. 248.

    NotMax

    March 12, 2021 at 12:59 am

    @Jay

    Is this the album?

  249. 249.

    Beautifulplumage

    March 12, 2021 at 1:05 am

    I so appreciate everyone’s affirmation that I’m not over reacting.

    I realize I wasn’t hit with the financial struggles or need to juggle kids/work/school like so many others. I cannot imagine those issues added on top!

  250. 250.

    James E Powell

    March 12, 2021 at 1:07 am

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    What’s surprising, to me anyway, is that the public displays of Trump worship are at least twice as large & intense as the public displays of Bush worship during his “Our Very Own Churchill” days.

  251. 251.

    Chetan Murthy

    March 12, 2021 at 1:11 am

    @James E Powell: It’s easy to believe in a god who actually delivers.  To believe in a god who *doesn’t* deliver, now -that- takes talent.  And so naturally, the followers of the false idol will be the loudest in their chanting, their hymns, their imprecations towards devotees of all other cults, right?

  252. 252.

    prostratedragon

    March 12, 2021 at 1:35 am

    @Origuy: ​
    a related syndrome to guitar addiction
    [Ahem] In what way, exactly?

  253. 253.

    Origuy

    March 12, 2021 at 1:39 am

    @prostratedragon: Well, I could end up with Highland pipes, uilleann pipes, Scottish smallpipes, Northumbrian smallpipes, a Galician gaita, and God knows what else. As I said, though, it’s in the early stages. I’m just fantasizing about it at the moment.

  254. 254.

    Jay

    March 12, 2021 at 1:50 am

    @NotMax:

    yes,

    fuck,

    thank you so much.

  255. 255.

    CaseyL

    March 12, 2021 at 1:59 am

    @Beautifulplumage: ​
     

    Vent away! That’s what we’re here for – well, one of the reasons, anyway. I’m so sorry your family is giving you agita. You have every right to be pissed, and it doesn’t help matters that trumpies seem to take pissing people off as some kind of validation.

  256. 256.

    cain

    March 12, 2021 at 2:14 am

    @opiejeanne: ​ What a relief. Having met both of you – so happy that both of you are vaccinated. (how come none of us ack that we’ve met?)​
     

    ETA: Last post?

  257. 257.

    KrackenJack

    March 12, 2021 at 2:26 am

    @cain: ​
     

    Next to last, actually. ;)

    Definitely the largest power of two though.

  258. 258.

    smike

    March 12, 2021 at 2:56 am

    @cain:

    Oh, come on, now…

  259. 259.

    BellyCat

    March 12, 2021 at 3:30 am

    Lsat!
    (For now)

  260. 260.

    Uncle Cosmo

    March 12, 2021 at 8:14 am

    @frosty: The bloody hell of it is, by comparison with the four years so recently concluded on 20 January, these are all in fact “light-hearted bedtime reading”!

  261. 261.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 12, 2021 at 8:55 am

    @BellyCat: LSAT brings up painful memories for a lot of posters here. Trigger warning next time please!

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