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You are here: Home / Politics / If You Need a Good Laugh (Bipartisan Edition)

If You Need a Good Laugh (Bipartisan Edition)

by John Cole|  March 24, 20218:09 pm| 114 Comments

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This cracks me up:

The survival of the Senate’s effective supermajority rule to pass bills could hinge on a working group of 20 senators that includes the most moderate members in both parties.

If the group can cut deals and deliver victories, it could become the model for lawmaking under President Joe Biden. If it fails, the Democratic-led Congress will face pressure to pursue partisan avenues to enact its ambitious agenda, including the simple-majority budget process and nixing the filibuster.

The group, evenly divided between the two parties, is off to a rough start. It was sidelined for the $1.9 trillion Covid-19 relief package. It is ill-defined and lacks a clear focus or method. It has yet to show signs of success in the new presidency.

Its ability to prove that the Senate can function under the 60-vote requirement carries high stakes for the future of the chamber — and for politics and policymaking over the next four years.

So the filibuster is dead. These assholes in the Republican party will not vote for ANYTHING proposed by a Democrat. There will be NO major piece of legislation that passes the House and Senate with more than 60 votes. Period. The end.

Speaking of major legislation:

Sen. Joe Manchin said Wednesday that he favors a large infrastructure package that would be paid for in part by raising tax revenues — a point of contention between the two parties.

“I’m sure of one thing: It’s going to be enormous,” the West Virginia Democrat, who is seen as a swing vote in a chamber divided 50-50, told reporters at the Capitol.

While he didn’t predict a price tag, Manchin said Congress should do “everything we possibly can” to pay for it. He said there should be “tax adjustments” to former President Donald Trump’s 2017 tax law to boost revenues, including by raising the corporate rate from the current 21 percent to at least 25 percent.

The tax benefits in the Republican law were “weighted in one direction to the upper end,” Manchin said. He also suggested an “infrastructure bank” paid for with revenues, potentially a value-added tax, that would be used for “rebuilding America.”

“I’m not afraid to look at other things,” he said.

You could probably spend ten trillion on roads, bridges, water and sewage, rail, the power grid, and still need another ten trillion to make up for the lack of money we have invested in these things while living in the reign of terror imposed by tax cut jeebus since the 80’s.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    March 24, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    Angus King signals he would nix filibuster for voting rights

  2. 2.

    Dan B

    March 24, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    “Tax cut Jeebus”.  The cartoon draws itself.  Mary and friends at the cross as Jesus shouts, “All for tax cuts.  Not another dime for Caesar!”  (Or something like that…

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    March 24, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    Mitch McConnell upped his rhetoric on the filibuster, promising ‘nuclear winter’ in the Senate if it’s gone. As this rate, he will be ‘unleashing Godzilla’s atomic breath’ by next week and by mid April will just be playing the last few minutes of Dr. Strangelove on a continuous loop at his press briefings.

  4. 4.

    Old School

    March 24, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    What Republican is going to advertise themselves as “the most moderate”?

  5. 5.

    Baud

    March 24, 2021 at 8:21 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I would watch Godzilla & Kong vs. Turtle.

  6. 6.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:22 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Yee-hah!

  7. 7.

    Spanky

    March 24, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    If Manchin keeps this up, Sinema is going to get envious of all the reportage

     

     

    ETA: I.e., stand by for monkey wrenching the works by the Arizona “moderate”.

  8. 8.

    Baud

    March 24, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    @Spanky:

    Unlike Manchin, Sinema has yet to be out on the ledge on her own.  It’ll be interesting to watch what she does.

  9. 9.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 24, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    I’ve read that Manchin is thinking of pushing a VAT, so, get ready to love VATs.

    We aren’t going to get too far with ambitious infrastructure projects if we can’t get our costs under control, though. High speed rail costs €15m per km in Spain (~$28m/mi). In California it’s twice that, and that’s before we get into the state’s complete failure at land acquisition. I don’t know what it looks like for other forms of infrastructure, but if it’s anything like our ridiculous train and tunnel costs… Parisian subways cost 1/5 as much as New York subways! Wtf

  10. 10.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    @Baud:

    That’s very good news. Has Sinema said anything about nixing the filibuster for a voting rights bill? She’s in a precarious position herself representing Arizona, with it’s GOP control of the lege and the governorship passing and signing voter suppression bills into law

  11. 11.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    March 24, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    Oh! I know: What if we have the senators sit in an alternating Democrat/Republican order? Bet that hasn’t been tried.  Surely that will revive the Spirit of Bipartisanship!

  12. 12.

    Jeffro

    March 24, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    @Old School: I was going to say…could someone please explain to me what a ‘group of the most moderate 20 Senators in both parties looks like’?

    Pick any 10 Democrats, I don’t care about that part.  Show me 10 ‘moderate’ GQP Senators.  Hell they only got 7 for trumpov’s second impeachment for insurrection against the United States and they got 0 for the American Rescue Plan.

    I doubt we could get 10 of them to sign on to repel Martian death squad invaders, if the invaders so much as hinted at being ‘pro-life’/anti-mask/anti-vax/pro-robber baron capitalist/take your pick.

    And the media would be like, “Biden fails to secure bipartisan support for saving Earth, we all die by alien death ray, alas”

  13. 13.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @Baud:

    JL Cauvin’s Mike Pence podcast is pretty damn funny. Especially the Jesus picture on the wall behind him.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lHyvKG-VtY

  14. 14.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I wore my Russian Blue mask to the eye doctor today and got multiple compliments.

  15. 15.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    All they need to do is make filibusterers stand up and talk. That’s all. Ideally, we’d just junk the thing altogether, but that isn’t happening any time soon. Short of that, getting the bastards up on their feet for hours or days at a time will put a little bit of a sting in using the damned thing.

    If people really do want the blessings of holy bipartisanship, this is how to get it.  Once Republicans wake up to the fact that Democrats can pass shit without them with a majority–and it never fails to astound me that the idea that a majority of senators should be able to pass bills they like is some kind of world shaking, radical commie-pinko shit–they’ll start to try to get in on the action.  If it’s going to pass whether you vote for it or not, you might as well try to work with the other side to make it a little more palatable.

  16. 16.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    @HalfAssedHomesteader: 

    LOL! We need a new “No Labels” group! We can call it the Nonpartisan Bloc for Cooperation with the Government!

  17. 17.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 24, 2021 at 8:34 pm

    @zhena gogolia: oh fun!

  18. 18.

    sab

    March 24, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Rebel yell that. We need a new shriek.

  19. 19.

    James E Powell

    March 24, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @Old School:

    There are never any Republicans who brag that they can work across the aisle and none of them really do.

  20. 20.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 24, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    I can’t believe @johncole was ever an enthusiastic Republican. Tax cuts are a shibboleth and a sacrament for the Rs.

  21. 21.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @sab:

    I was quoting Slim Pickens. But from memory, so I might have gotten it wrong.

  22. 22.

    jl

    March 24, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    A congressperson from where I grew up was in a BS bipartisan working group. Not sure if it is the same as this one, or a predecessor, I think an attempt to impress his swing district. But I guess he realized it was just too stupid and bailed for some ‘pro growth’ Dem group (but actually I think it is mostly a hideout for moderate liberals from swing districts).

    Edit: New Democrat Coalition

  23. 23.

    sab

    March 24, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    @zhena gogolia: My masks all lecture. ( Don’t drink bleach.) I need new friendlier ones.

  24. 24.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Nice!

  25. 25.

    James E Powell

    March 24, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Pick any 10 Democrats, I don’t care about that part.  Show me 10 ‘moderate’ GQP Senators.

    Have them show all of the moderate gQp senators. It won’t take more than a second. And half of them will be denying it by 11PM.

  26. 26.

    sab

    March 24, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    @zhena gogolia: We still need a new shriek. I am sure that was a rebel yell in the movie. I want a yell that isn’t pro-confederate.

  27. 27.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    @sab:

    I guess it’s more of a “Wa-hoo!”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y

  28. 28.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    @sab:

    All I was doing was trying to evoke the last few minutes of Dr. Strangelove. But you’re right, it’s “Wahoo”

  29. 29.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:42 pm

    @jl:

    Was it the BS bipartisan working group the “Problem Solvers Caucus”?

  30. 30.

    sab

    March 24, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    OT my husband got his hair cut by an actual professional today, and the back of his head is amazingly gorgeous. His barber was polite, but he and I know the difference.

  31. 31.

    Miss Bianca

    March 24, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Mitch McConnell upped his rhetoric on the filibuster, promising ‘nuclear winter’ in the Senate if it’s gone. As this rate, he will be ‘unleashing Godzilla’s atomic breath’ by next week and by mid April will just be playing the last few minutes of Dr. Strangelove on a continuous loop at his press briefings.

    I’m sorry, I just had to see that again. LOL!

  32. 32.

    Fair Economist

    March 24, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    The problem with infrastructure is that a lot of it, probably most of it, will go to roads and highways, and they are not generally good investments. The costs to maintain and replace, and to provide services over expanded areas, exceed the direct infrastructure benefits, usually by a lot. Strong Towns has a lot of analyses about how typical American towns and cities are being dragged down financially by the costs of road sprawl. Here’s an analysis for Lafayette LA.

  33. 33.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    @Baud:

    I would watch Godzilla & Kong vs. Turtle.

    I would love to see Gamera, the giant flying turtle daikaiju, with McConnell’s face.

  34. 34.

    Spanky

    March 24, 2021 at 8:47 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    I wore my Russian Blue mask

    Is that a parrot pining for the steppes?

  35. 35.

    Spanky

    March 24, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    @Jeffro:

    Pick any 10 Democrats, I don’t care about that part.  Show me 10 ‘moderate’ GQP Senators.  Hell they only got 7 for trumpov’s second impeachment for insurrection against the United States and they got 0 for the American Rescue Plan.

    I care about the 10 Democrats, because then I’ll know which on our side are real suckers. Or morons.

  36. 36.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    March 24, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    @sab:

    @zhena gogolia:

    I have to watch that movie sometime. That, and the Manchurian Candidate as well as 7 Days in May

  37. 37.

    Steeplejack

    March 24, 2021 at 8:52 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’m no expert, but I have read that U.S. infrastructure technology—planning, budgeting, actual construction—has ossified a great deal and lags the rest of the world, especially those pesky Chicoms.

  38. 38.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    @Spanky:

    It’s a beautiful cat breed — MMMM has one named Samwise who is often featured on this blog.

  39. 39.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 24, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I am not sure that the rest of us could handle that.

  40. 40.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 24, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Baud: ​

    She’s getting pressure at home, Arizona Dems are on her about the filibuster and the Arizona Republic went after her in an editorial today.

    Opinion: We asked voters to support Kyrsten Sinema so she could make progress on big issues, not stand in the way of it by supporting the filibuster.

  41. 41.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    @Spanky:
    This mask:
    https://fineartamerica.com/featured/closeup-russian-blue-sergey-taran.html?product=face-mask-flat

  42. 42.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 24, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    “Tax cut Jeebus”

    Yup, the stupid has been with us for forty fucking years.  Ever since “Voodoo Economics” became the centerpiece of GQp economic strategery, we’ve been fucked.

    And screw VATs.  All we need are Eisenhower era marginal tax rates.   Bleed the parasites of the top 1%.

  43. 43.

    Mike in NC

    March 24, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    If anybody is watching the National Geographic Channel mini-series “Genius: Aretha” starring singer/actress Cynthia Erivo, she’s also great in a little movie called “Bad Times at the El Royale” with Jon Hamm and Jeff Bridges. A heist film set at a motel on the Nevada/California border at Lake Tahoe.

  44. 44.

    Alison Rose

    March 24, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Dang it, I’d posted a couple good links on AL’s post but I guess she took the post down? I had a long work day and I’m lazy and y’all are making me retype these things, how dare.

    VP Harris calls NASA astronauts Shannon Walker and Kate Rubins aboard the International Space Station

    Virginia governor signs bill abolishing the death penalty

    I don’t love his reasoning because I think the DP is barbaric and repugnant no matter what, but this is still good news. First Southern state to do so. I don’t imagine there will be a mad rush of others following, but one can hope. About half the country still has it :(

  45. 45.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    YOU HAVEN’T SEEN DR STRANGELOVE?

    Please, remedy that immediately.

  46. 46.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  Yea, then we can explain it.

  47. 47.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @raven:

    I’m in favor of educational experiences.

  48. 48.

    aliasofwestgate

    March 24, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @Brachiator:  Wasn’t Gamera friendly though?  Something Mcconell is very much not.

  49. 49.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Let’s play a little solitaire. . .

  50. 50.

    Mike in NC

    March 24, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): The screenplay for ‘Seven Days in May’ was written by Rod Serling. The novel actually established a military coup took place based on a failed war in Iraq.

  51. 51.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    I’ve read that Manchin is thinking of pushing a VAT, so, get ready to love VATs.

    Don’t VAT’s push more of the tax burden onto lower and middle class citizens?

    We aren’t going to get too far with ambitious infrastructure projects if we can’t get our costs under control, though. High speed rail costs €15m per km in Spain (~$28m/mi). In California it’s twice that, and that’s before we get into the state’s complete failure at land acquisition.

    California needs affordable housing far more than it needs high speed rail.

  52. 52.

    Ruckus

    March 24, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    How many have gotten their $1400? The $600? I’ve gotten neither. I did do my taxes and claimed the $600 there, but who knows how long that will take to show up. I’m not holding my breath.

  53. 53.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 24, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): See the original The Manchurian Candidate.  The remake isn’t bad, but while Meryl Streep is good, she’s not nearly as villainous as Angela Lansbury was.  A performance for the ages.

  54. 54.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    @Ruckus: We got all ours most rickey-tic. Here’s an irs link.

  55. 55.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Pro tip: If you can, watch Manchurian Candidate, Seven Days in May, and Fail Safe before you watch Dr. Strangelove. Strangelove is a brilliant spoof on that entire genre of Cold War political/nuclear doomsday films, and I think you may find it more meaningful (not to mention funnier) if you’ve seen some of the others first. Not crucial, of course.

  56. 56.

    dmsilev

    March 24, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    @Brachiator: High speed rail would have been fine except for the ridiculous route they chose for it (because of the need to garner political support across a wide swath of the state). Yes, the implementation has not been managed well at all, but the original sin was to require the inland route.

  57. 57.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Reading the book should be mandatory. She’s a junkie in the book.

  58. 58.

    MagdaInBlack

    March 24, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    @Ruckus:  I have not. I’ve not done my taxes either.

  59. 59.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 24, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    Wealth tax!!!

  60. 60.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    @aliasofwestgate:

    Wasn’t Gamera friendly though? Something Mcconell is very much not.

    Gamera started out destructive in the first film, and later became a protector of humankind. Yeah, totally unlike the McConnell beast.

  61. 61.

    dmsilev

    March 24, 2021 at 9:06 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I saw Dr. Strangelove before ever seeing Fail Safe. Absolutely ruined the latter film for me, since I was completely unable to take it seriously.

  62. 62.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 24, 2021 at 9:09 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: “Gentlemen. You can’t fight in here. This is the war room!”

  63. 63.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 24, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: You might be some kind of a prevert.

  64. 64.

    JWR

    March 24, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    O/T, but just now on Background Briefing: the questiom of whether or not Michael Sherwin’s “unauthorized” appearance on 60 Minutes was done to gum up the works:

    Did the Former U.S. Attorney For D.C. Make it More Difficult to Prosecute the Insurrectionists?

    “Then finally we speak with Elie Honig, a former Assistant United States Attorney with the Southern District of New York about the referral today of Michael Sherwin to the DOJ’s Office of Professional Responsibility following the former D.C. U.S. Attorney’s unauthorized appearance on 60 Minutes.”

    Edited to make sense. :)

  65. 65.

    sab

    March 24, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Such a youngster. You do need to watch, but I love that you are out there in the world not having watched.

    How is your nursing career going? My old nursiing family members  have now retired. Our stellar nurse is now teaching. Covid changed the world for everyone.

  66. 66.

    Ruckus

    March 24, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Given our geography CA is likely to never have HS rail as the cost of building would be quite high and then the cost of land acquisition will be just a touch on the expensive side. Right now if you want to take a slow train you have to get to Bakersfield first. You can purchase a ticket from Union Station to say Santa Rosa but it’s bus from Union Station to Bakersfield and then bus from Martinez to Santa Rosa. A high speed train would likely carry a lot of people, the current slow train does. If you built something along the 101 corridor that would likely cost even more than the Grapevine or even farther east. But no matter where, you have a lot of cities/people at either end and a lot of terrain that’s expensive to deal with.

  67. 67.

    zhena gogolia

    March 24, 2021 at 9:12 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    But don’t binge watch those movies all at once, or we really will have to talk you down!

  68. 68.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 24, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    @Steeplejack: Alon Levy is great to read for this stuff. Here’s a piece about why our light rail costs are so ridiculous.

    @Brachiator: I suppose that might be relevant if we were debating how to best spend trillions in housing funds.

    California could have lots more housing without costing taxpayers a penny, if they wanted to, also too, but they don’t.

    ETA: As for VATs, they’re interesting, because they’re not exactly sales taxes. But like all consumption-ish taxes they eat up a higher percentage of the discretionary income of the less well-off. More importantly, they raise a shitload of revenue. Plenty of socialist hellholes have them.

  69. 69.

    Ken

    March 24, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    @Baud: Don’t think there’s been a Kong-Gamera film.  Godzilla-Gamera, obviously, and Godzilla-Kong this year.

    @aliasofwestgate: Gamera was friendly for kaiju values of friendly.  That is, first film, destroy Tokyo; third film, battle Godzilla and accidentally destroy Tokyo; fifth film, defend Tokyo from a space monster, while telepathically linked with a cute Japanese child and/or miniature twin aliens (it all becomes a blur).

  70. 70.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 24, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    @Ken: “Let them fight.”

  71. 71.

    Mike in NC

    March 24, 2021 at 9:19 pm

    @Ruckus: IRS put $2800 in my wife’s checking account.

  72. 72.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 9:20 pm

    @Ruckus:

    How many have gotten their $1400? The $600? I’ve gotten neither. I did do my taxes and claimed the $600 there, but who knows how long that will take to show up. I’m not holding my breath.

    Be patient. The IRS is overwhelmed.

    A tax preparation tip. If you received unemployment compensation in 2020, or know people who did, you all might want to hold off on doing your taxes for a week or so.

    The new relief bill ARP, provided for an exclusion of up to $10,200 in unemployment compensation.  The IRS rushed to figure out how to do this, but it has been a mess. They came up with two new revisions to regulations this week, which affect little things like taxable Social Security benefits, IRA deductions and other credits, for people who may be eligible for the new exclusion.

    Some states still have not decided how they will react to the new exclusion.

    And tax software companies have to update their products to deal with all this. It has been a huge mess.

    A frequently missed deduction this year: If you made charitable contributions and do not itemize, you can take up to $300 in cash donations as a deduction on Form 1040, Line 10b.

    If you did not get the first or second stimulus, you can claim it using the Recovery Rebate Worksheet for Form 1040, Line 30.

    Stimulus 3 payments are going out now. You will also receive a notice documenting the payment. Hang on to this. Take a photo. You may need it next year when you file your 2021 tax return.

  73. 73.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    March 24, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): The alternating seating actually was tried, IIRC, for the SOTU after the Emanuel AME massacre. Or Orlando?  Can’t remember, there’s been too many.  Too too many.

  74. 74.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    @Brachiator: My accountant said the IRS has 3 million pieces of mail that they are not even going to open.

  75. 75.

    Ken

    March 24, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    @HalfAssedHomesteader: Oh! I know: What if we have the senators sit in an alternating Democrat/Republican order?

    How about chaining them together in pairs?  Worked for Tony Curtis and Sidney Portier.

    Or even better, sew one’s head onto the other’s body. Worked for Ray Milland and Rosie Greer.

  76. 76.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    Millions of disabled and retired Americans are still waiting for their $1,400 stimulus payments because of a holdup at the Social Security Administration, House Democrats said Wednesday.

    Social Security hasn’t handed over payment information that the Internal Revenue Service needs to send the coronavirus relief checks to nearly 30 million people receiving retirement or disability benefits, Democrats said.

    “We understand that these beneficiaries are waiting because the Social Security Administration has not sent the necessary payment files to the Internal Revenue Service,” House Ways and Means Committee chair Richard Neal (D-Mass.) said in a letter to Social Security Commissioner Andrew Saul.

  77. 77.

    geg6

    March 24, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    Rachel is kicking John Cornyn’s ass and taking names.  Third degree burns, I believe.

  78. 78.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    @geg6: indeed

  79. 79.

    eddie blake

    March 24, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @Spanky:

    fjords.

  80. 80.

    Xavier

    March 24, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @sab: I have my first appointment since May with a real barber tomorrow. My SO was cutting my hair previously but freaked out when she took a chunk out, and I had to finish the job myself.

  81. 81.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Yeah, that’s kind of my fear for Goku.

  82. 82.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Right you are! I should have said.

  83. 83.

    Spanky

    March 24, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Sweet!

    Facial structure looks a lot like my nymsake, but his eyes are gold.

  84. 84.

    Steve in the ATL

    March 24, 2021 at 9:39 pm

    @raven: that describes my Gmail account as well

  85. 85.

    raven

    March 24, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I wondered why you never answer me

     

    So 2 rifles and 3 hand guns in the Atlantic Station Publix!

  86. 86.

    Chris T.

    March 24, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    @dmsilev: Mitch McConnell upped his rhetoric on the filibuster, promising ‘nuclear winter’ in the Senate if it’s gone.

    If only our Press Corpse would point a microphone at him after asking him to “tell us more about how you plan to nuke America”…

  87. 87.

    NotMax

    March 24, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne

    100% agreement. Plus all are excellent films.

    Might add Suddenly as an aperitif to ease into the genre.

  88. 88.

    jl

    March 24, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I don’t know. I’ll go look it up, if it is significant enough to have a wiki page. After I go look to see if there is a wiki page for the two old outhouses on the AK farm.

  89. 89.

    Zeecube

    March 24, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    @aliasofwestgate: Not in the Zack Snyder version.

  90. 90.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    @raven:

    Millions of disabled and retired Americans are still waiting for their $1,400 stimulus payments because of a holdup at the Social Security Administration, House Democrats said Wednesday.

    Social Security hasn’t handed over payment information that the Internal Revenue Service needs to send the coronavirus relief checks to nearly 30 million people receiving retirement or disability benefits, Democrats said.

    This mainly involves many retired and disabled people who do not have to fie tax returns, but who get their benefit checks via direct deposit.

    And I think that even though this is a problem, it is in the process of being solved. I have heard from retired people who got a stimulus check deposit this morning. The IRS clearly used Social Security records to make these payments.

    And if the IRS could not do direct deposit, these folks would receive a physical check or a debit card via snail mail.

    It’s a mess, but the IRS is still getting payments out faster than they did with the first two stimulus payments.

     

    ETA: Yeah, I can believe that the IRS is also buried under piles of unprocessed tax returns and other mail pieces.

  91. 91.

    Zeecube

    March 24, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    @aliasofwestgate: Not in the Zack Snyder version.

  92. 92.

    Citizen Alan

    March 24, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    @Ken: 

    Obligatory.

  93. 93.

    J R in WV

    March 24, 2021 at 9:56 pm

    @Alison Rose: ​
     

    Virginia governor signs bill abolishing the death penalty

    I don’t love his reasoning because I think the DP is barbaric and repugnant no matter what, but this is still good news. First Southern state to do so. I don’t imagine there will be a mad rush of others following, but one can hope. About half the country still has it :(

    West Virginia did away with the death penalty in 1965 !! So… counts in fingers … 55 years ahead of Ol’ Virginny. Right? Or 56? About in there somewhere…

  94. 94.

    Geminid

    March 24, 2021 at 10:05 pm

     

     

    @J R in WV: Virginia was also behind West Virginia when it came to expanding Medicaid under the ACA, by about five years, I think.

  95. 95.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    @NotMax:

    Suddenly is new to me! Not sure how I’ve missed it all these years (Frank Sinatra, Sterling Hayden, and I’m only now hearing about it?), but I’ll remedy that as soon as I can.

  96. 96.

    debbie

    March 24, 2021 at 10:11 pm

    @sab:

    No. That was ? percent Cowboy.

  97. 97.

    Geoduck

    March 24, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    @sab: “I’m dippy about him, Bertie. Don’t you just worship the way his hair sort of fluffs up at the back? ”
    “My dear girl, I have better things to do than go about staring at the back of Chuffy’s head.”

  98. 98.

    J R in WV

    March 24, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: ​

    Amazing that Angela Lansbury could be that great a villian, isnt’ it? So sweet in so many shows… so evil in that film!!! And Frank Sinatra too… a great movie.

  99. 99.

    debbie

    March 24, 2021 at 10:18 pm

    @Brachiator:

    If you’re still around, does it matter if I never received a 1444 notice?

  100. 100.

    debbie

    March 24, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    @J R in WV:

    Yes, she was chilling. As chilling as Henry Fonda in Once Upon a Time In the West.

  101. 101.

    Geoduck

    March 24, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Sinatra had his faults, but in Suddenly he takes on an intentionally repulsive role and runs with it.

  102. 102.

    Anya

    March 24, 2021 at 10:25 pm

    If Manchin is a moderate what’s even the point of the term? It’s such a useless term. They should say, “conservative democrats and non confederate republicans”.

  103. 103.

    SFAW

    March 24, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Strangelove is a brilliant spoof on that entire genre of Cold War political/nuclear doomsday films, and I think you may find it more meaningful (not to mention funnier) if you’ve seen some of the others first.

    Plus, it has (arguably) the best last line of any comedy, ever. [“Arguably,” because of Some Like It Hot.]

  104. 104.

    SFAW

    March 24, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    @J R in WV:

    Amazing that Angela Lansbury could be that great a villian, isnt’ it? So sweet in so many shows…

    “Sweet,” eh? Don’t you find it a little odd that Cabot Cove, Maine, had more murders in it than Chicago and NYC combined? Did it ever occur to you that “Jessica Fletcher” — if that really was her name — was able to “solve” so many murders because she was actually the murderer, and she constructed a web of lies to frame some poor, unsuspecting schmoe?

  105. 105.

    debbie

    March 24, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    @SFAW:

    ???

  106. 106.

    Brachiator

    March 24, 2021 at 10:43 pm

    @debbie:

    If you’re still around, does it matter if I never received a 1444 notice?

    Not if you got your stimulus payments without problem.

    It can be helpful if people still need to try to use the Recovery Rebate Worksheet.

    A lot of people got a notice 1444 and immediately threw it away.

  107. 107.

    debbie

    March 24, 2021 at 10:46 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Thanks. I got the first one and will claim the second one on my taxes.

  108. 108.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 24, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    @raven: TFG’s appointed henchmen doing what they were appointed to do.

  109. 109.

    dnfree

    March 25, 2021 at 12:04 am

    @zhena gogolia: I thought of Dr Strangelove, so your post worked for me.

  110. 110.

    Another Scott

    March 25, 2021 at 12:06 am

    Stuff is expensive.  China recently spent $30B on 2 new airports.  There are something like 5080 public airports (not all major ones, but still important to their communities; there are 19,622 total airports here) in the USA.  5080 x $15 = $76,200B = $76.2T.

    And airports are probably barely in the top 10 of pressing needs (e.g. water system, gas and oil pipelines, burying power lines to make them more resilient, cleaning up waterways, fixing or removing thousands of dams, building out clean energy, roads and bridges and tunnels, speeding up and making safer railroads, public transit of all kinds, rolling out modern air traffic control, cheap ubiquitous broadband, revitalized (free) public and national parks, and then maybe airports (coupled with stronger regulation of the airlines – minimum legroom, quality service or penalties, standard approved rates, etc. – hey I can dream, can’t I?)…)

    Whatever Biden proposes and Congress passes will be important and long overdue.  But it’s likely just a small down-payment no matter how big $BIG_NUMBER is.  It’s not the 1960s any more when a Coke was a dime and penny candy was a thing…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  111. 111.

    Another Scott

    March 25, 2021 at 12:20 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: ¿Por qué no los dos?

    The US economy is roughly $25T.  Let’s assume half that would be subject to a VAT.  Let’s say a 0.5% VAT.

    12.5E12 x 0.005 = $62.5B

    If these numbers are off, you get the idea.  A small, but very broadly based, tax in the US could raise a lot of money and put to good use.

    But it makes sense to go after the MotUs first as they have all of the gains of the last 42 years…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  112. 112.

    Parmenides

    March 25, 2021 at 1:56 am

    @Brachiator: Remember the mantra, all taxes are good taxes.  You can make anything progressive if you play both sides of the ledger.

  113. 113.

    Central Planning

    March 25, 2021 at 5:28 am

    @Xavier: I got my first professional haircut on Sunday. It’s been a year. So much better than doing it myself with clippers.

  114. 114.

    Torrey

    March 25, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    @sab:  Coming in late, but there are recordings of old Confederates giving the rebel yell. It sounds like “wow! wow! wow!” with a bit of the Wilhelm scream mixed in. This is from Smithsonian Magazine . Start at 1.36 so you don’t have to watch a bunch of old guys looking pleased with themselves as they parade around with a flag rather than regretting their misspent youths. There’s also a recording of someone named Thomas Alexander that sounds like nothing so much as an exceedingly displeased dog. So I think the all purpose “yee-HAW!” is available for general use.

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