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Appropriate Contempt (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  March 25, 20215:10 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics

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I didn’t get to see the Biden presser live because something came up that required my immediate attention, but from y’all’s accounts of it in comments, the POTUS did well. A couple of clips I saw on Twitter just now caught my notice. First, this response to the 2024 question we figured was coming:

“Yes, my plan is to run for re-election, that’s my expectation.”

At his first formal news conference, President Biden, 78, says he plans to run again in 2024 https://t.co/wKz9BWS1k3 pic.twitter.com/WIkTIP2j2y

— Bloomberg Quicktake (@Quicktake) March 25, 2021

It’s news that Biden plans to run again, but that’s not what interested me about the exchange. It was the tone Biden took toward The Former Guy.

The reporter asks Biden about running and says his “predecessor” had already set up a reelection committee at this point in his administration. Biden says, “My predecessor needed to!” and chuckles, adding, in a mocking tone, “My predecessor…oh God, how I miss him!”

It was unexpectedly refreshing to see one of the most powerful people in the world publicly treat TFG with the utter contempt he deserves. Biden batted away the reference as if TFG is a complete joke. He did so during the campaign too, but now that Biden is president, his words carry more weight.

I guess I didn’t realize how much I needed to hear someone with real power talk about Trump like the fucking clown he is. I hope the rest of the world heard it too. And I hope tiny, limp fists are ineffectually pounding some hideous carpet in a tacky executive housing suite at a South Florida beach compound.

On a more substantive matter, Biden showed he gets the importance of passing the voting rights bill.

"It's sick." Joe Biden says he is disgusted by legislation to limit voting access https://t.co/FddwPNXco8 pic.twitter.com/iIVs4MITPs

— Bloomberg (@business) March 25, 2021

I don’t know if opposition to state-level GOP voter suppression is widespread among non-elected Republicans across the country as Biden implies. But here in FL, where Republicans are simultaneously bragging about pulling off a flawless election and trying to restrict voting rights to promote the Big Lie, supervisors of elections on both sides of the aisle are calling bullshit on at least some of the provisions, like the proposal to make voters request mail-in ballots for every election cycle.

Georgia Republicans just passed their voter suppression bill in the House and moved it to the state’s Senate. Not sure how we can address it since Chief Justice Roberts removed the teeth from the VRA. Can AG Merrick Garland use the toothless VRA to gum some of these shitty new voter suppression laws to death? Beats me. But Biden emphasized the importance of passing the new voting rights legislation now in the U.S. Senate, and that’s critical.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    bluehill

    March 25, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    All these voting bills seem like a real slippery slope, but repubs don’t seem to have a problem authoritarianism anymore.

  2. 2.

    WaterGirl

    March 25, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Joe will never be a great orator, but he surely does bring what we need right now.  Quiet competence.

    I don’t recall where or when exactly, but in recent weeks I recall Merrick Garland saying that he has some options for defending voting rights, though he wouldn’t provide details.  I noticed Biden declined to provide details today also, when asked.

  3. 3.

    VeniceRiley

    March 25, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    The way around the Roberts decision, as I understand it as INAL, is to make pre-clearance a requirement for ALL states. That way, no state is singled out for their history.

    I think that’s part of the bill.

  4. 4.

    SalterWobchak

    March 25, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    Kaitlin Collins asked Biden if he planned to run in 2024, if he expected Harris to still be his running mate, and if he expected he’d be running against Trump again.

    We may not be sending our best people to be White House correspondents.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    March 25, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    @SalterWobchak: That was quite possibly the worst question of the whole thing. What a waste of everyone’s time.

  6. 6.

    Betty Cracker

    March 25, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    @VeniceRiley: Also not a lawyer, and I don’t know what can be done either except pass SR 1 (or whatever it’s called now). One smart tactic Biden has been using ever since he was sworn in is to flip the “unity” bullshit script by saying it’s elected Republicans who are out of step with the majority of the electorate. It’s true, not that they’ll necessarily pay a political price for it. But it squashes the stupid idea that by not adopting the Republican agenda in toto, Biden is failing on the unity promise.

  7. 7.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 25, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    @bluehill: They should, dictators always go after their supporters sooner than later.

  8. 8.

    Peale

    March 25, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    @SalterWobchak: Its just dumb that our election cycle never stops. But then we are a dumb people. (Putin may be right about that). Its just a dumb press fixation on having elections and putting people in “Gotcha” situations. So if in 3 years he decides not to run or decides to run, they can dumbly “gotcha” him on whatever promise they think he made before. Where’s my dumb Pulitzer?

  9. 9.

    Yutsano

    March 25, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    I’m pretty sure the right wing will use that clip to try to sell him as a doddering old man. Fuck them in the ear with a rusty farm implement. He lost track because he definitely had strong emotions about this subject. As I’m certain we do.

  10. 10.

    Elie

    March 25, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I agree he is not the smoothest orator but I have been surprised by his common sense and sincerity — and a real sense of moral duty/leadership.  That is worth more than 6000 lbs of slick words that don’t mean anything.  His words are sparse, simple even — but they are rooted to real stuff.  I did not expect this from him but as he has gone forward, it is clear that this style is a feature not a bug.  I call myself impressed.

  11. 11.

    Shakti

    March 25, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    I get why they ask these questions, but I don’t see the point of giving any more oxygen to … *waves* that.

     

    One of my resolutions is to give the gift of my attention to people I want to lift up and ideas and causes I want to promote and withdraw it from those I don’t.  I may not succeed as well as I want but my health is demanding it.

  12. 12.

    Eljai

    March 25, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    @Shakti: I love your resolution.  When TFG was still in the White House, I used to read stories about people, especially young people, working to make the world a better place and it gave me hope.

  13. 13.

    tokyokie

    March 25, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: And I thought that the president, in expressing his contempt for GOP efforts to restrict voting, did so with a righteous anger that I had not previously seen from him and with a sincerity that contemporary Republicans can only feign.

  14. 14.

    Ken

    March 25, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    Biden could have fallen back on traditional answers. For example, “My fellow Americans, I have just signed legislation that will solve the Trump problem forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

  15. 15.

    Hoodie

    March 25, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    @Elie:  Frankly, Clinton and Obama were so good at this that some people took them as being slick.   Joe’s sometimes halting cadence and meandering comes across as authentic.  I thought one of his strongest moments was when he was being pressed on the border “crisis” by a couple of somewhat unfair questions based on individual stories that, while regrettable, are probably not typical.  He made a point of not apologizing for changing the policy to accept unaccompanied minors rather than letting them rot in Mexico.  He did a great job considering how incredibly stupid some of the questions were, such as ones asking a guy who’s been in office for a grand total of 2 months whether he’s running again in 2024.

  16. 16.

    BC in Illinois

    March 25, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    1. “My predecessor . . . [smile]  [chuckle] . . . God, I miss him”  That was the moment that I laughed out loud, paused the press conference, and carried the laptop downstairs so that Mrs BC could see this response.
    2. Wikipedia, from which all knowledge flows, confirms my memory that the predecessor filed for re-election with the FEC on the day of his inauguration, Jan 21, 2017.
    3. Out of curiosity, when President Biden talks about 100 million vaccinations, does that count both numbers of people or numbers of doses? As of yesterday, I have received two doses of the Pfizer vaccine, Mrs BC only one. Do we count as three vaccinations toward the goal of 200 million, or do we count as two?
  17. 17.

    Elie

    March 25, 2021 at 5:45 pm

    @Hoodie:

    I agree.  I also think that the press had set their bar low both because of the experience with Trump but also cause I think they were anticipating a much less straightforward presentation and response from him.  He just cooled them all out and they had not been ready for how effective he was in doing that.  There will always be stupid press questions but I think they got an important message from Biden: those stupid questions will just make YOU look bad — not me.

  18. 18.

    NextInGA

    March 25, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    @BC in Illinois:  you count as 3.  They are counting # of shots administered.

  19. 19.

    Dan B

    March 25, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    @BC in Illinois: Doses.

    Not numbers of people.  That would be complicated because of one dose J&J vs. 2 dose: Astra, Moderna, Pfizer.  Do you count J&J as one &/or the others as one half?  They’re counting doses.

  20. 20.

    lowtechcyclist

    March 25, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    @Elie: ​
     

    I agree he is not the smoothest orator but I have been surprised by his common sense and sincerity — and a real sense of moral duty/leadership. That is worth more than 6000 lbs of slick words that don’t mean anything. His words are sparse, simple even — but they are rooted to real stuff. I did not expect this from him but as he has gone forward, it is clear that this style is a feature not a bug. I call myself impressed.

    Me too.

    People can see he’s a fundamentally decent human being, and he doesn’t need any fancy words because they’re from the heart, and people can tell that.

    We really did get lucky with him. And I say that as someone who was totally backing Warren from the time she entered the race until she had to drop out. No question, he’s the right guy for this moment.

  21. 21.

    jl

    March 25, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    Solid works. For me, the most important question: will Biden’s answers resonate with voters, and will it get some news play? He can try oratory can wait for later. Lincoln did jokes and japes and rambling stories when that was appropriate, oratory when that was appropriate.

    But Biden great oratory is ‘Listen folks, I’m not joking, this ain’t your grandparents’ Republican party. I don’t know what the heck they’ll do. Anyone who’s raised toddlers knows what I’m talking about. So I’m going to put one foot in front of the other, just like all those moms and dads out in Scranton and towns all over this country do every day. No Lie!”

    Only difference I see in Biden is that he stops and thinks before he’s about to do a BidenGaffe. He must be in good shape to have survived the intense boot camps needed to make that great progress.

    Strong work, Joe, keep it up.

  22. 22.

    BC in Illinois

    March 25, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    @NextInGA:

    @Dan B:

    Okay. That’s fair. It’s a reasonable metric, not the final goal, which is to beat the virus out of our society by a combination of immunities and safe practices.

    On an amusing note, Rep Dan Crenshaw (R – empty words) had an interview on Fox in January, where he said this:

    If the Biden administration wants to impress us… double the goal. Say 200 million vaccines in a hundred days. I will be impressed.

    Rep. Crenshaw is, as of today, impressed with the Biden administration.

  23. 23.

    sukabi

    March 25, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    @BC in Illinois: Doses of vaccines is what’s being counted…which is why when they break it down they give a percentage of the population covered…

     

    # Doses /= # people

  24. 24.

    MomSense

    March 25, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    @Elie:

    I feel genuine care and affection for him.  I think he is a good, moral, caring person who sincerely is trying to help people.  My kids call him a champion.  He is and he is a champion for ordinary people.

  25. 25.

    BC in Illinois

    March 25, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    Biden’s first press conference since becoming president was utterly embarrassing: repetitive, rambling, inane, pointlessly belligerent and ultimately a waste of everyone’s time.

    But that’s what we’ve come to expect from the news media.

    On the other hand, Biden was great.

    Victor Laszlo   @Impolitics

  26. 26.

    MomSense

    March 25, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    Perfection!

  27. 27.

    Juju

    March 25, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    @Peale: I don’t think we are a dumb people. Some of us are indeed dumb, and unfortunately it seems a lot of them have managed to get jobs in the msm and beyond.

  28. 28.

    JMG

    March 25, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    Jonathan Bernstein, the political scientist columnist for Bloomberg, wrote that the fact no reporters asked Biden about the pandemic or the economy, which I thought was a disgrace to my former profession, was actually proof Biden is succeeding at his goals, since White House reporters NEVER ask about things that are going well.

  29. 29.

    BC in Illinois

    March 25, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    Also on Twitter, 100 million doses, and the press conference:

    Joe Biden isn’t giving Donald Trump enough credit for this.
    None of this would be possible if Trump hadn’t lost by 7 million votes.

    LOLGOP @LOLGOP

  30. 30.

    Ken

    March 25, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    @JMG: White House reporters NEVER ask about things that are going well.

    Hence the focus on the dog a couple of weeks ago.

    The cynic in me adds, before they got their marching orders about the border crisis.

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    March 25, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    @Ken:

    Hence the focus on the dog a couple of weeks ago.

    I guess we should be grateful for the lack of cat questions.

  32. 32.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    @VeniceRiley:

    Or, litigate them to hell and back.

  33. 33.

    namekarB

    March 25, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    Am I the only one who is depressed with this gaggle of reporters? The two biggest issues front and center in America is the continual slaughterhouse by guns and the current pandemic. White House reporters? Crickets

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    March 25, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    Do we want an orator as President or a competent executive who can communicate in a way that resonates average Americans?

  35. 35.

    Ken

    March 25, 2021 at 6:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: No option for a bloody-handed dictator who crushes all opposition?

  36. 36.

    Mike in NC

    March 25, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    We wake up every morning thrilled to have gotten rid of that crass slob from Queens and his horrible family and henchmen.

  37. 37.

    Spanky

    March 25, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    “Where’s the cat, Mr. President?”

  38. 38.

    Baud

    March 25, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    @Ken:

    I’m right here.

  39. 39.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    I only listened, and I thought Joe did great. The questions were inane and nothing more than wasted opportunities to get substantial information for the American people, which is what I thought these events were for. I don’t know if RWNJs were behind all the immigration questions, but we deserve far better than we are getting from the press.

  40. 40.

    Nettoyeur

    March 25, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    I still remember Jon Stewart’s name for Trump: F*ckface von Clownstick.

  41. 41.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 25, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    @SalterWobchak:

    Kaitlin Collins asked Biden if he planned to run in 2024, if he expected Harris to still be his running mate, and if he expected he’d be running against Trump again.

    I wondered who that was. I missed the conference itself, but I was listening to MSNBC recaps while running errands. That three parter got worse as she went on.

    Also, a reporter asking twice if Biden would get rid of the filibuster. I was wishing I had a desk to bang my head against.

  42. 42.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I want what we have.

  43. 43.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 25, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Susan Collins is joining Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham on their border stunt. If anybody other than Joe Manchin still believed that she was anything but phony and a partisan hack, after Neera Tanden and her refusal to negotiate on a rescue plan and her vote for Kavanaugh and her consistent votes with McConnell and Bush before him…. She wants to help Moscow Mitch take the Senate back so she can be Chair of APproprations. That’s all there is to her.

  44. 44.

    Brachiator

    March 25, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    I did not watch the press conference.

    Did anyone ask about the stimulus package or the infrastructure bill? Any intelligent questions?

  45. 45.

    EmanG

    March 25, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    Newly minted GA voter here. Can anyone clarify how Garland might gum up the works of our newly passed voter fuckery? Or will most of it end up in court anyway?

  46. 46.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I didn’t like her questions at all, but finding this tidbit has redeemed her.

    A White House official ordered a CNN reporter to give up her front-row seat and move to the back of the press room before President Donald Trump’s briefing on Friday, in what appears to be another attempt by Trump to punish a network he calls “fake news.”

    The reporter, CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins, refused to move, as did a second reporter whose seat in the rear of the room she was ordered to take. The official then suggested the matter would be resolved by the Secret Service, though no action was taken, according to several people involved in the episode.
    …

    The White House declined to comment on why it sought the change.

    Collins and Johnson refused to move, citing their seat assignments. The briefing then went ahead as planned, though Trump declined to take any questions from reporters, and walked off after only 22 minutes, making it the shortest briefing since regular sessions began last month.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    March 25, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Any chance we can toss them over to the other side and shut the gates like they want?

  48. 48.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 25, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    @Brachiator: Nobody asked about infrastructure, but Biden gave an answer chock full of numbers. Although he had to consult a small notebook for some of the numbers, so that doesn’t count.

    Biden has honed a talent that’s worthwhile for anyone speaking in public. I’m starting to get the hang of it when I do interviews with reporters. Give the answer to the question you wanted to be asked. Nine times out of ten, the reporter won’t notice.

    You might think that reporters on the White House beat would be better than that, and stick with their question, but I think only one – maybe two – did that today.

  49. 49.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    March 25, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @SalterWobchak:

    Kaitlin Collins asked Biden if he planned to run in 2024, if he expected Harris to still be his running mate, and if he expected he’d be running against Trump again.

    Kaitlin Collins should be arrested for impersonating a reporter.  Just another useless overpaid tool obsessed with horse race bullshit instead of issues that actually fucking matter to ordinary citizens.

  50. 50.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    March 25, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    Biden interviews possible new running mates (photo)

  51. 51.

    WaterGirl

    March 25, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Door #2, of course!

  52. 52.

    Baud

    March 25, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:

    There’s no law saying the Vice President has to be one person.

  53. 53.

    Kathleen

    March 25, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    @Shakti: That is very wise. I should do the same.

  54. 54.

    MomSense

    March 25, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    Fuck Georgia Republicans.

  55. 55.

    Wyatt Salamanca

    March 25, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Susan Collins is exactly who I always thought she is:

    Another run of the mill asshole Republican who deceived the DC village idiots into thinking she was a serious, open minded reasonable politician.

  56. 56.

    The Thin Black Duke

    March 25, 2021 at 6:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I, myself, prefer the steak to the sizzle.

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    March 25, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @EmanG: I think Garland and Biden are both being deliberately mum.  Why share the tools/weapons at your disposal – for protecting democracy – with your opponents in advance?

  58. 58.

    Jeffro

    March 25, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    Hey, if worse comes to worst, we. will. stand. in. those. fucking. lines. to vote.

    A lot of these GQP shenanigans are going to get thrown out.  The rest?  We’re going to line up and get it done.

  59. 59.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    What struck me is Biden actually wants to answer the question. He’s not afraid to choose his words carefully. The effect for most people is genuine. The refrain of “solving problems” and “peace of mind” was correct.
    — Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 25, 2021

  60. 60.

    John S.

    March 25, 2021 at 6:53 pm

    @Ken: So, Conan the Barbarian for president?

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

  61. 61.

    Brachiator

    March 25, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Nobody asked about infrastructure, but Biden gave an answer chock full of numbers. Although he had to consult a small notebook for some of the numbers, so that doesn’t count.

    It’s fine that Biden consults notes. Pretty damn smart.

    The relief bill, and what legislation comes next, may be critical in helping to restart the economy. It is insane that the press did not ask more about Biden’s economic plans.

    Biden has honed a talent that’s worthwhile for anyone speaking in public. I’m starting to get the hang of it when I do interviews with reporters. Give the answer to the question you wanted to be asked. Nine times out of ten, the reporter won’t notice.

    I notice this sometimes in interviews. It’s great when an interview subject doesn’t spin or evade, but offers a better response than the question posed.

    You’d think more reporters would try to learn from this.

  62. 62.

    smith

    March 25, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    Re: the number of shots vs number of people immunized, the CDC breaks it down for you every day.

    In that regard, I’m curious about some references to Biden’s goal that rather consistently use out of date numbers. For instance, in Jennifer Rubin’s review of the news conference today, she says we will reach the goal of 100M shots on Friday (which she also cites as Day 58 of Biden’s presidency). In fact, we reached 100M doses on March 12. As of today, by my calculation Day 64 of the Biden era, there have been 133M administered.

    It’s not just Rubin who’s confused — I’ve seen this kind of outdated citation in a number of places, and am curious where someone would get their numbers, if not from the CDC.

  63. 63.

    John Revolta

    March 25, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: That’s because the reporters aren’t actually listening to the answers. They’re just thinking of what they’re going to say next, and probably about how they look on camera.

  64. 64.

    Ruviana

    March 25, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca:  CNN’s pretty impressed, running a blurb on its website about Kaitlan Collins’s “tough question.”

  65. 65.

    Jeffro

    March 25, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    @Ken:Biden could have fallen back on traditional answers. For example, “My fellow Americans, I have just signed legislation that will solve the Trump problem forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

    He would have disappointed too many people when he said, “…I’m kidding, I’m kidding”

  66. 66.

    germy

    March 25, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    Chicago Hospital Exec Resigns After Bragging About Vaccinating Eric Trump From Supply of COVID-19 Doses Meant for Underserved Residents

  67. 67.

    trollhattan

    March 25, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Cats know what they did. Even before they do them.

  68. 68.

    O. Felix Culpa

    March 25, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    I listened to the press conference on my way home from jab #1 in Amarillo (Moderna, if you’re wondering) and concur with the jackaltariat: Biden 1: Press Corpse 0. Stupid questions intelligently answered. We hit the jackpot with this decent, knowledgeable, and effective man.

    P.S. How do I get my vax sticker?

  69. 69.

    Mike in NC

    March 25, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    @germy: He should have given Eric Fucking Trump a placebo.

  70. 70.

    germy

    March 25, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Eric’s father* should have worn a prophylactic.

     

    *Gary Busey

  71. 71.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 25, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    @smith: I haven’t checked your numbers, but some vaccine was administered before January 20. Biden doesn’t count those shots in his goals – only those administered since he became president.

  72. 72.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    March 25, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    The press can’t find a story on the big things. They are desperately looking for another one.
    — Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 25, 2021

    Yup. That’s how we ended up with Tan-Suit-Gate and Mustard-on-Cheeseburger-Gate and He-drinks-OrangeJuice-not-Coffee-Gate

  73. 73.

    dmsilev

    March 25, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    @smith: He’s shooting for “200 million doses in the first 100 days”, so you need to subtract off the 20 or so million doses administered during the last days of That Guy’s regime.

  74. 74.

    MomSense

    March 25, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Congratulations!  I have an appointment for my first Fauci Ouchie next Wednesday.

  75. 75.

    germy

    March 25, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    A Fox News clip from last January:

    “If the Biden administration wants to impress us… double the goal. Say 200 million vaccines in a hundred days. I will be impressed.” pic.twitter.com/izjXeOvwwi

    — Acyn (@Acyn) March 25, 2021

  76. 76.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 25, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    Also not a lawyer, and I don’t know what can be done either except pass SR 1 (or whatever it’s called now).

    Lots of things! We shouldn’t fall into the trap of thinking that these opening bids are the only acceptable bills. The most important things to do are fix gerrymandering and set up stable, national voting processes. Even if the rules we end up with aren’t fully to our liking—and I say this because we may see a grand bargain type thing—as long as they’re stable, then democratic activists have the demonstrated ability to get people the documents they need for IDs or whatever, and you can bet a Biden administration would help.

    Automatic registration, universal mail-in, all nice to haves.

  77. 77.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 25, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    @germy:

    Eric’s father* should have worn a prophylactic.

    *Gary Busey

    LOL!

  78. 78.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 25, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Overheard the NPR version of events, “He didn’t spend a lot of time on gun control” which is correct because the first 45 minutes was BORDER CRISIS gotcha questions. Completely glossed over the voting rights, which is the only thing left between the end of democracy and civilization hanging on for a few more minutes.

    I hate everything media-related right now. I need to adopt The Think Black Duke’s approach, though like zen, the pursuit makes the objective more elusive. Maybe some Maddow later will calm these troubled waters. And bourbon. Lots of bourbon.

  79. 79.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    March 25, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    A Dem pollster on Biden: “People aren’t beating down the door and saying, ‘Why isn’t he in my living room every day? … People are happy to see Joe Biden when they see him. But they’re happy not to see him every day.”

    https://t.co/dMOskozMNK— Peter Nicholas (@PeterAtlantic) March 24, 2021​

    No drama O’Biden

  80. 80.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 25, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    @germy: ​
     

    I will be impressed.

    Your reservation has been accepted, enjoy your meal.

  81. 81.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 25, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Froomkin is disappointed in the White House press corps.

  82. 82.

    germy

    March 25, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    @BruceFromOhio:

    Does he have a future in politics?  Crenshaw, I mean.

  83. 83.

    John S.

    March 25, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    @germy: Everyone knows that Crenshaw was referring to Jovian days, which are only 9 hours and 55 minutes long. That’s only 40 days here on Earth.

    So epic fail for Biden, libtard!

  84. 84.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 25, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    @germy: Texans do seem fond of re-electing humiliating embarrassments.

  85. 85.

    smith

    March 25, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    @dmsilev:  OK, I can see why he’d have to do that, since otherwise the R’s would scream that he’s taking unfair credit, but the numbers still don’t compute.  As of Jan 20, there had been 16,525,281 doses administered. The date on which more than 100M additional had been administered since then was 5 days ago. I guess Rubin could have been referencing something a week out of date, in which case shame on her. I still wish there’d been more recognition of how soon that goal was met, given that the Biden administration had to set up a distribution system starting at close to 0.

  86. 86.

    narya

    March 25, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    @John S.: Well, yeah, but most of the lamentation seems to be done by men these days.

  87. 87.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 25, 2021 at 7:38 pm

    @germy: 

    Nary a clue, sorry.

  88. 88.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 25, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    Texans do seem fond of re-electing humiliating embarrassments.

    and never actually seceding from the Union

  89. 89.

    Jeffro

    March 25, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    I’m trying to think of creative ways for GA Dems to send a big F.U. to the GA Republicans about these new voting restrictions.

    I’m hoping it fails in court before the next election, of course, but the first thing that occurred to me was to get Dem voters – ones who agree and know what will happen – to agree to vote, THEN stop by a water station and pick up a water bottle to give to a voter who’s in line.

    First voter’s vote counts. Second voter still gets water (and his/her vote still counts too). We get footage of American citizens getting arrested for giving other Americans water while exercising their constitutional rights. Do it with enough voters, and the police end up getting called away from everything else and totally besieged with “offenders” that they have to arrest, take away, and process.

    Hmm…

  90. 90.

    Citizen_X

    March 25, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    @John S.: Drop Crenshaw into Jupiter, then.

  91. 91.

    Immanentize

    March 25, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    Humor from the Immp front.  It seems the students were just given a small Rice-branded cowbell.  With picture of same he texts:

    “I seem to have a fever.  The only prescription.”

    It also seems he has a keen awareness of all internet traditions.

  92. 92.

    MomSense

    March 25, 2021 at 7:52 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Hoot hoot!

  93. 93.

    Immanentize

    March 25, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    @Brachiator: someone this morning noted Beschloss thought Biden was FDR or LBJ quality.  He understands the pacing (as he said).  Infrastructure next gets “peckers in his pocket.”

    Fuck LBJ.

  94. 94.

    Immanentize

    March 25, 2021 at 7:55 pm

    @MomSense: my work is (almost) done here.

  95. 95.

    dmsilev

    March 25, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    @smith: I think your numbers are a bit off, or at least don’t quite track what the CDC has. Looking at the CDC tracker (set to Cumulative Count), there are 21.7 million doses reported administered as of January 20; the total exceeded 121.7 million on March 18th, which is a week ago. You said Jen Rubin is referring to Day 58 of the administration and that was March 19th, so close enough.

  96. 96.

    cain

    March 25, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    @Wyatt Salamanca: 
    I suspect that she’s being asked to make these kind of questions.

  97. 97.

    danielx

    March 25, 2021 at 8:01 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: ​
     
    I suppose that explains Louie Gohmert.

  98. 98.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    March 25, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    Liberals keep acting like the Voting Rights Act is going to fix everything but they aren’t considering the fact that SCOTUS with a 6-3 wacko conservative majority can overturn it or gut it. But at least we stopped Hillary, huh?

  99. 99.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    @Immanentize:

    What a great guy that Immp is!

  100. 100.

    Immanentize

    March 25, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    @debbie: He is quite the card.

  101. 101.

    smith

    March 25, 2021 at 8:10 pm

    @dmsilev: Rubin said, in her column dated today,  it will be 100M this Friday, Biden Day 58, so, yes, it’s entirely consistent if she’s a week off. The Jan 20 numbers I got from  Our World in Data , reflected in the graphs here. In recent weeks those have been exactly the same as the CDC numbers, and I wasn’t aware that they had diverged in January.

    Still true that 100M was exceeded several days ago, and there wasn’t a lot of notice taken that I was aware of.

  102. 102.

    LurkerNoLonger

    March 25, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    Does he have a future in politics? Crenshaw, I mean

    I think he would make a very good pirate mascot at a Long John Silver’s in downtown Amarillo.

  103. 103.

    planetjanet

    March 25, 2021 at 8:13 pm

    @BC in Illinois: ​
      The 200 Million goal is for shots in arms. We have only vaccinated about 84 million people with at least one dose so far.

  104. 104.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 8:17 pm

     

    @LurkerNoLonger:

    Careful, you’re edging into Pete Davidson territory.

  105. 105.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    March 25, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    @LurkerNoLonger: Or a king in the land of the blind.

  106. 106.

    J R in WV

    March 25, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    @smith:

    They don’t want to count the doses administered during the Former Guy’s administration. If you subtract those, I think then the numbers will straighten out.

  107. 107.

    John S.

    March 25, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    @Citizen_X: I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  108. 108.

    debbie

    March 25, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    Andy Borowitz:

    Tucker Carlson Accuses Biden of Faking Mental Sharpness for More Than an Hour

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “scandal bigger than Watergate,” the Fox News host Tucker Carlson accused President Biden of “thoroughly faking mental sharpness” for more than an hour during his press conference on Thursday.

    “Doing everything he could to give the appearance of mental acuity, he answered questions in detail, stayed on point, and uttered suspiciously complete sentences,” Carlson alleged. “I’ve seen some shameless stunts in my time, but this one takes the cake.”

  109. 109.

    Miss Bianca

    March 25, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    @Shakti:

    One of my resolutions is to give the gift of my attention to people I want to lift up and ideas and causes I want to promote and withdraw it from those I don’t. I may not succeed as well as I want but my health is demanding it.

    I really need to do this too – thank you for the timely wisdom!

  110. 110.

    Ksmiami

    March 25, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: then we expand the Court or plow it over…don’t let up

  111. 111.

    dopey-o

    March 25, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Also, a reporter asking twice if Biden would get rid of the filibuster. I was wishing I had a desk to bang my head against.

    aside from putting Manchin and Sinema in a headlock, what power does a president have to change a senate rule?

    Green Lantern theory of politics, anyone? Vulcan Mind Meld? Put a pebble in his pocket and invade their dreams, Inception-style?

    ”Help us Obi-Wan Joe. You’re our only hope!”

  112. 112.

    John Revolta

    March 25, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    @Immanentize: ​
     Gee, what do all those guys have in common? Oh yeah, years and years of political service before they moved into the White House!

  113. 113.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 25, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    @debbie: Pete Davidson should’ve apologized for Crenshaw being such a sack of shit.

  114. 114.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 25, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    @Immanentize: You know 2021 is going to be The Summer of the Cowbell, right?  Enjoy! ?

  115. 115.

    Bill Arnold

    March 25, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    @John S.:

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

    Here’s a slightly older, Sumerian version.
    The exaltation of Inana (Inana B): translation
    A snippet from the longer full text of a priestess’s formal praising of Goddess Inana:

    Because of you, the threshold of tears is opened, and people walk along the path of the house of great lamentations. In the van of battle, all is struck down before you. With your strength, my lady, teeth can crush flint. You charge forward like a charging storm. You roar with the roaring storm, you continually thunder with Ickur. You spread exhaustion with the stormwinds, while your own feet remain tireless. With the lamenting balaj drum a lament is struck up.
    My lady, the great Anuna gods fly from you to the ruin mounds like scudding bats. They dare not stand before your terrible gaze. They dare not confront your terrible countenance.

    A similar future is awaiting the GOP, enemies of good. Their choice. :-)

  116. 116.

    EmanG

    March 25, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: from your lips to god’s ears.

  117. 117.

    Amir Khalid

    March 25, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    I expected better from Kaitlin Collins.

  118. 118.

    Eljai

    March 25, 2021 at 9:54 pm

    Rachel is doing a story right now about drugs that are very effective in keeping people from getting sick and dying from covid.  However, these drugs are just basically sitting around unused, unless someone is informed enough to ask for them.  So the Biden administration is trying to get the word out.  I dunno, but this seems like something a competent journalist might have brought up at the press conference this afternoon.

  119. 119.

    TriassicSands

    March 25, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    @Spanky:

    That wouldn’t have been the worst question. Not even close. I can’t figure out why no one asked him if he was considering an amendment to the Constitution that would allow him to serve 4-6 terms. I mean, enquiring [sic] minds want to know.

  120. 120.

    NotMax

    March 25, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    @TriassicSands

    No need if there’s an amendment increasing the term of office to, say, 10 years.

    //

  121. 121.

    James E Powell

    March 25, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Liberals keep acting like the Voting Rights Act is going to fix everything but they aren’t considering the fact that SCOTUS with a 6-3 wacko conservative majority can overturn it or gut it. But at least we stopped Hillary, huh?

    Don’t forget Al Gore. That’s how we got Roberts & Alito.

    Since 1986, the chief justice of the supreme court has been a man who started his career opposing voters’ rights.

  122. 122.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 25, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    @debbie: So what’s going on, a bunch Carlson’s writers all Liberal Hipsters seeing what kind of dumb nonsense they can get him to say?

  123. 123.

    SWMBO

    March 27, 2021 at 7:04 am

    @Jeffro: Dead thread but have them be volunteers from out of state.  They can hand out water while local Dems get souls to the polls.

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