“A grievously wounded Q was hasted to the Isle of Avalon, wherefrom he shall return when Channers are in greatest peril” https://t.co/lsmLHvYP62
— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) May 16, 2021
That particular saga can only end one way…
Report: Palm Beach Officials Preparing For Potential Trump Indictment https://t.co/fM6ATQoxXU via @TPM
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 13, 2021
I wonder if there is a part of Trump who knows that each and every one GOP-er who kisses his ass is ardently hoping and praying he is disabled or dead by 2024..
— Alex Hazanov. (@alexhazanov) May 14, 2021
his soul is a klein bottle: a surface without an interior
— rev. howard arson (famous archaeologist) (@Theophite) May 15, 2021
they can't downplay donald trump in 2022 because 66% of the party is part of his personality cult and they can't foreground donald trump in 2022 because his favorability with the broader electorate is 32% https://t.co/tKoKE7x6l0
— rev. howard arson (famous archaeologist) (@Theophite) May 15, 2021
Edmund Dantes
Hello. Is this thing on?
Fuck Trump!
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Yes, a mass suicide at some point.
Edmund Dantes
Gonna be one of those things that will never be wrong to say.
Fuck Trump!!
1st and 2nd?
edit. I’ll take third.
Bill Arnold
A reply to one of those tweets:
frosty
I swore I wouldn’t read another of these posts about Trump after the last one. I mean, I waste my time a lot, but on this?
But here I am!
Amir Khalid
I am not sure who this Q person is. Is he by any chance the guy who enjoys trolling Starfleet captains?
Keith P.
@Amir Khalid: In that case, Q will return at the exact time that Season 2 of “Picard” drops.
Anne Laurie
You misunderstand me; there’s a point within the cult where the leader must be sacrificed, by one of his own flock, if cold Winter is to be vanquished for the rebirth of Spring.
In modern cults, the assumption is that the leader will see his immanent doom approaching, and lead the mass suicide more-or-less voluntarily.
TFG is incapable of that much foresight, much less that much effort… but there’s plenty strivers within the GOP ranks who understand how the myth is engraved in their much-touted ‘classical Western thought‘, and who are more than willing to snatch at the Golden Bough.
If the Party is to survive, the King must die.
Kent
That’s what the Covid denial and vaccine refusal is all about.
JeffH
Talking about how TFG sleeps less than 5 hours a night is not the boast they think it is. There’s a ton of evidence that indicates that getting that little sleep on a regular basis has very bad implications for physical and mental health.
HumboldtBlue
The Sons of Sam on Netflix is very good.
I have very fond memories of that summer.
Anne Laurie
@JeffH: According to his acolytes, the King of the Grove doesn’t need much sleep, because of his immense virility. As his enemies see it, the King can’t get much sleep, because he knows that he’ll be assassinated as soon as he loses focus.
prostratedragon
@Amir Khalid: I always thought that was where the idea came from, and things got out of hand.
Tony Jay
I chuntered on about it in the Why Is Trump Hiding? thread so I’ll repeat it here. The Burst Pustule has a ton of financial and criminal liability trains bearing down the track towards him, most of the electorate is repulsed by his loser-traitor stink, and his very existence makes the Republican Party a dangerous and uncontrollable beast for anyone reliant on it for a career.
There’s not a single person out there, from the lowest GOP staffer to the wealthiest GOP donor, who benefits from his continued existence, and that’s before we get to the various foreign bastards who had dealings with him they’d much rather never saw the light of day. His sudden death would make everyone happier and safer,
I bet he knows all that and is shitting his pants. No wonder he doesn’t want to leave Xanadoo-doo. He’s a walking loose-end.
Redshift
I will never understand the authoritarian thing that The Leader must by physically manly (shirtless Putin, Kim Jong Un making multiple holes in one), no matter how ludicrous that is.
It’s the presidency. Five hours of sleep plus an hour of work on his best day does not beat eight or more hours of sleep and 10-12 hours of serious work.
Tim in SF
Every twitter link on this site gives me a 404. I have to strip off everything after the ?
David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch
@Redshift:
It’s always over compensation to numb their inferiority complex.
In real life Putin is physically tiny, not the staged propaganda figure who wrestles bears (photo)
In real life Dump takes wears 3 inch lifts in his shoes on top of cuban heels and needs TWO hands to drink a cup of water (photo)
Cereal
Suzie Plakson was the best Q
Mary G
You never say the name three times! Now this:
TS (the original)
@Tim in SF:
Been happening for me the last couple of days
Ten Bears
Most tweakers ~ Meth-heads, methamphetamine addicts ~ get by on less than five hours sleep.
Cermet
As an extreme Dump hater, I will say this – President Biden should be pleased that the %#@$*^ dump did get the ball rolling on leaving that &^@$_& mess of our forever war in Afghanistan.
I guess the pig farmer sex offender (aka ‘q’) has decided the media is not just on to him but so are the authorities.
prostratedragon
@Tony Jay: Dead thread I know, but I must offer my congratulations for Xanadoo-doo.
Tony Jay
@prostratedragon:
I can’t be the first. It’s so obvious it must have been coined already.
But until it’s claimed I’ll take it!
debbie
@Amir Khalid:
I still say he’s Stephen Miller. He went silent after he realized his posts could be traced once he left the WH.
Geminid
Mary G: In the 2016 North Carolina Governor’s race, Democrat Roy Cooper won by 11,000 votes. In 2020, trump’s coattails were so strong that Cooper won by 250,000. There was a trump bump in the Presidential race; trump got 300,000 more votes in 2020 than in 2016. But he only increased his percentage total from 49.8 to 49.9%. The political tide in North Carolina is starting to run against the Republicans, and putting trump up on a throne June 5th won’t hold it back.
But here will be a reception beforehand, so GOP leaders will collect their fat checks first, and then cross their fingers and hope trump’s speech is not too discreditable. I suspect the audio will be made public, by means of a smuggled cellphone. Unless the party wants to strip search a few hundred donors.
So, will these donors and party functionaries see the 800lb gorilla trump was as President? More likely the 300lb mange-y monkey he is now.
SFAW
@Tony Jay:
As well you should. It’s a winnah (as they say here in New Old Blighty)
ETA: A cursory googling indicates that no one else has used it in the context of The Traitor’s current abode. I feel honored (or something) that I was present at the coining!
SFAW
@Geminid:
He’s lost weight? [Well, except for when Drunk Ronny Quisling Jackson weighs him.] And mangy monkeys everywhere object to the comparison.
SFAW
@prostratedragon:
I think it can’t be officially dead until J R in WV or I make(s) a late comment. So, NOW it’s dead.
cope
@frosty: I’m with you. I came here for the Q stuff but left at the trump part.
Ruckus
@Tony Jay:
This.
And he actually has been for his entire life.
Ruckus
@SFAW:
I believe that I am thread death, holding the record for most often last.
frosty
@Ruckus: Last!!!!
J R in WV
@Tony Jay:
Only 28 hits on Google for “Xanadoo-doo” and many of them are not related to TFG. So you may have coined yet another derogatory term for TFG’s Florida get-a-way.
Congratulations, brilliant rant generator!!
I see I’m not the first to run Xanadoo-doo at the Google-fu, but more like the last. OK with that!