• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Democracy cannot function without a free press.

When we show up, we win.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Petty moves from a petty man.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Late Night Open Thread: Medals for Losing the *Right* Fights

Late Night Open Thread: Medals for Losing the *Right* Fights

by Anne Laurie|  May 26, 20212:07 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Violent Insurrection at the Capitol

FacebookTweetEmail

This silver coin commemorating an anticipated (but never realized) Bay of Pigs victory features an outline of Cuba with a rebel invader advancing past a fallen member of Castro's military in the foreground.#HISTINT #Museum

— CIA (@CIA) May 25, 2021

A heavily astroturfed insurrection attempt by reactionaries. Who failed spectacularly in no small part because promised/inferred military aid never materialized. Now rapidly becoming martyrs whose only crime in the eyes of John Birch-types was not having brought enough guns.

— Zd (@Zeddary) May 25, 2021

There’s always high-ranking military planners who design flattering uniforms and strike off medals for themselves before thinking about how the troops will be moved and supplied. Such men are more dangerous than the enemy — especially when they’re canonized in the memories of their survivors’ descendants…

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « Simone Biles, Greatest of All Time
Next Post: On The Road – ?BillinGlendaleCA – UCLA On The Road -  ?BillinGlendaleCA - UCLA 6»

Reader Interactions

23Comments

  1. 1.

    dc

    May 26, 2021 at 2:29 am

    “No habrá más fin que la victoria”, yeah, I guess Fidel could have said that without embarrassing himself.

  2. 2.

    prostratedragon

    May 26, 2021 at 2:57 am

    Aha. I was thinking that surely this idea has been set to poetry.

  3. 3.

    joel hanes

    May 26, 2021 at 2:58 am

    military planners who design flattering uniforms and strike off medals for themselves

    Lieutenants Scheisskopf

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 26, 2021 at 3:45 am

    Jacobite nonsense has faded, but still, it’s part of Scottish Nationalism.

  5. 5.

    DMcK

    May 26, 2021 at 4:09 am

    History is falsely idealized as mythology; mythology inspires ideology; ideology begets some really shitty actions. Forget about the Lost Causes, the myth of WWII’s  “Greatest Generation” was invoked to justify the invasion of Iraq, just as Mussolini invoked the glory of Rome to justify his misadventures in northern Africa (and Fascism in general). Don’t even get me started on Joseph Campbell’s poisonous bullshit….

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    May 26, 2021 at 4:10 am

    I hope whoever got one of those Bay of Pigs coins had the good sense to never show it off in public.

  7. 7.

    Cermet

    May 26, 2021 at 4:13 am

    And least we forget, it was the lost of cheap labor by sugar companies (and their asset’s being nationalized) that turned the US against Castro.  Still, sugar is one of those super protected business’ commodities that we can’t dare compromise. For decades the sugar industry has convinced amerikans of and promoted the false idea that fat is the issue in the amerikan diet and not sugar. Of course sugar is the number one cause of most of amerikan’s food related health issues.

  8. 8.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 26, 2021 at 4:37 am

    If you need a smile, well this will do.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    May 26, 2021 at 4:39 am

    I so appreciate Rep. Lieu’s sarcasm. He’s good at it!

    Remember the 9/11 Commission? That examined an event in the past.

    Remember the Warren Commission? That examined an event in the past.

    Remember the Benghazi Select Committee? That examined an event in the past.

    Hard to create a Commission for events that have not yet happened. t.co/idGuqElN4w

    — Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) May 26, 2021

  10. 10.

    Baud

    May 26, 2021 at 4:52 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I don’t know.  I would support a commission to examine future GOP treason.

  11. 11.

    eclare

    May 26, 2021 at 5:23 am

    @Betty Cracker:  Love it!

  12. 12.

    Geminid

    May 26, 2021 at 6:47 am

    @Amir Khalid: I read a Bay of Pigs anecdote (I believe in David Halberstam’s The Best and the Brightest). The story was that John Kennedy was talking with his Labor Secretary, Arthur Goldberg, not long after the fiasco, and the Bay of Pigs came up.

    Goldberg said to Kennedy, I really wish you had consulted with me and Stew Udall beforehand.

    Kennedy responded, But you’re the Labor Secretary, and Stew Udall is Secretary of Interior!

    Goldberg replied, Yes, but Stew Udall commanded Marines in the Pacific in WWII, and he knows how difficult amphibious operations are. And I worked with the OSS in Europe, and I could have told you how very few of the agents we sent into occupied Europe survived.

  13. 13.

    Geminid

    May 26, 2021 at 6:57 am

    @Betty Cracker: Those are some really cheerful looking henchmen standing behind McConnell in that CSPAN clip. Roy Blunt look’s like he’s ready to puke!

    I think McConnell and his colleagues still haven’t gotten over the Georgia Senate runoff.

  14. 14.

    debbie

    May 26, 2021 at 7:03 am

    @Geminid:

    Dude, they still haven’t gotten over Bork!  //

  15. 15.

    Chief Oshkosh

    May 26, 2021 at 7:04 am

    @Geminid: I am sure that many will tell me about the 11 dimensional chess game that President Biden is playing against these mooks, but when can I haz ta infrastructure week? I guess Shumer doesn’t have the votes yet.

  16. 16.

    debbie

    May 26, 2021 at 7:05 am

    Good grief, even the Google Doodle is too challenging this morning.

  17. 17.

    Geminid

    May 26, 2021 at 7:22 am

    @Chief Oshkosh: In the words of the late Dale Earnhardt: “We’ll git ‘er done.”

  18. 18.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    May 26, 2021 at 7:43 am

    Sadly, the Bay of Pigs coin is inadequate to show the history of the heroic rebel invader, who was likely to be a corrupt, bribery-bloated former cop, civil official or army officer who would later go on to lucrative employment in the narcotics, strongarm or land speculator trade…..

  19. 19.

    Uncle Cosmo

    May 26, 2021 at 8:45 am

    @Geminid: ​

    Goldberg replied, … “I worked with the OSS in Europe, and I could have told you how very few of the agents we sent into occupied Europe survived.”

    I’ve been rereading Sir Martin Gilbert‘s The Second World War, a near-unendurable litany of deaths in the hundreds and thousands each day of the conflict**. Sir Martin, who seems obsessed with shoehorning as many victims’ names as possible into his day-by-day account***, pays special attention to those “agents sent into occupied Europe” who were immediately captured or soon betrayed and eventually tortured and executed.

    ** Reading this massive tome (>700 pages) is an exercise in being mentally pounded by a ten-pound bag of unmixed cement, in the head or back or legs, over and over again. One of my best friends asked me to recommend a comprehensive WW2 history; remembering that he was depressed for weeks after viewing Shoah, I could not in good conscience recommend this one.

    *** Any historical museum grapples with the balance between narration (what happened) and memorialization (to whom it happened). American institutions tend to emphasize the narrative (perhaps because we don’t trust our schooling to have provided it). Gilbert’s approach reminds me of the many Eastern European war museums I’ve visited which seemed obsessed with “let[ting] no one who played a part in the eventual triumph be forgotten.” The narrative tends to get lost in the litany of names and faces, the profusion of personal items, hammering home the fact that these were real people who lived (and often died) to enable victory.

    Presumably their curators trust the schools to acquaint their citizens with what happened and in what order. In most instances I’d read enough narrative history to fill in the context – but I wonder whether average USAns would not find/have not found themselves befuddled if not lost amongst the exhibits.​​​

  20. 20.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 26, 2021 at 9:43 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: and the Stuart family to this day still claim to be the rightful kings of Scotland, England and Wales.

  21. 21.

    TomatoQueen

    May 26, 2021 at 10:57 am

    @Uncle Cosmo:

     

    @Geminid:   A pro pos of both posts & books: The right person to blame is the person responsible & for the Bay of Pigs it was Richard Bissell, who ran a good portion of our side of the Battle of the Atlantic–in his head, as he had that peculiar kind of file card-to-file-card intellect. These days we use Excel. That spectacular exercise was follow by his running the U-2 program until…so Dick Bissell was liked and trusted–people were in awe of him and had every confidence in him. Until. All those guys who didn’t end up in office (it seems) went to Yale together, served in OSS together, then on to CIA, then scatter, and most of them, including Dick Bissell, returned to Yale to teach English and/or run the Library, which was how I got to know some of them cos my father worked at the Beinecke for 20 years. A wonderful history/memoir is Robin Winks’ Cloak and Gown, somewhat in the style of the Eastern European works as there are a lot of people, but then to a reader who remembers them, mirabile dictu they’ve come to life again, down to the shirts they wore (I remember the shirt very well, finest linen, not made today). I remember Dick Bissell as a kind and thoughtful man–but what a lot he had on his mind.

  22. 22.

    Another Scott

    May 26, 2021 at 11:19 am

    1. They guy on the challenge coin seems to be pointing his rifle at his head.
    2. The National Museum of African American History and Culture talks about the role that sugar played in driving the slave trade.  It’s a good reminder that money drove lots of US foreign policy from before the beginning.
    3. We can look at oil today and see the same forces at work…

     

    (The NMAAHC has an online exhibit on the Tulsa massacre.)

    Thanks.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  23. 23.

    The Golux

    May 26, 2021 at 12:32 pm

    Too late to this thread, but anyway…

    I live a five-minute walk from the (later) home of one of the architects of the Bay Of Pigs.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - ema - Midtown Manhattan Fall Foliage 1
Image by ema (1/18/26)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Order Your Pet Calendars!

Order Calendar A

Order Calendar B

 

Recent Comments

  • Trivia Man on Good Trouble (Jan 18, 2026 @ 8:39pm)
  • WaterGirl on Medium Cool – ‘Awards’ Show (Jan 18, 2026 @ 8:39pm)
  • A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan) on Medium Cool – ‘Awards’ Show (Jan 18, 2026 @ 8:35pm)
  • Jay on Open Thread: What If Greenland Is A Distraction… for *Trump*? (Jan 18, 2026 @ 8:33pm)
  • A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan) on Medium Cool – ‘Awards’ Show (Jan 18, 2026 @ 8:33pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Mary Peltola Alaska Senate

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!