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by WaterGirl|  June 7, 20214:01 pm| 148 Comments

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I made my first dutch baby in my new pie plate.

And I picked another batch of strawberries from my garden.

If you want to talk politics, we can start with this.  If not, talk about anything you like.

Bob Bauer is back on the case, and I am happy to have him.  He kept me calm in the days right after the 2020 election, and hopefully he can do the same thing now.

State Election Officials Are Under Attack. We Will Defend Them.

By Bob Bauer and Ben Ginsberg

Mr. Bauer, a Democratic lawyer, and Mr. Ginsberg, a Republican lawyer, were co-chairs of the 2013-14 Presidential Commission on Election Administration.

Tucked into many of the election laws Republicans are pushing or enacting in states around the country are pernicious provisionsthreatening punishment of elections officials and workers for just doing their jobs.

Laws like those already passed in Republican-controlled states like Georgia and Iowa, no matter their stated intent, will be used as a weapon of intimidation aimed at the people, many of them volunteers, charged with running fair elections at the local and state levels. By subjecting them to invasive, politically motivated control by a state legislative majority, these provisions shift the last word in elections from the pros to the pols. This is a serious attack on the crucial norm that our elections should be run on a professional, nonpartisan basis — and it is deeply wrong.

It is so wrong that having once worked together across the partisan divide as co-chairs of the 2013-14 Presidential Commission on Election Administration, we have decided to come together again to mobilize the defense of election officials who may come under siege from these new laws.

Totally open thread.

 

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  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    I just got email from the University of Illinois, but this applies to Pell grants everywhere.

    Call-to-Action!

    Double the Pell Grant!

    Ask your federal legislators to bring an affordable, high-quality college education within reach for all students by doubling the maximum federal Pell Grant award.

    Background Information about the Pell Grant:

    Pell Grants are the foundation of our nation’s investment in higher education, providing critical support for nearly 7 million low- and moderate-income students to attend and complete college.

    The size of the Pell Grant has not kept pace with the increasing costs of attending college and the share of costs covered by the grant is at an all-time low. At its peak funding level in 1975-76, the maximum Pell Grant award covered more than 75 percent of the cost of attending a four-year public university. Today, the maximum award of $6,495 covers just 28 percent of that cost.

    Pell Grants are especially critical for students of color as nearly 60 percent of Black students, half of American Indian or Alaska Native students, and nearly half of Latinx students receive Pell Grants each year.

    Doubling the Pell Grant would:

    Ease the student loan burden – Roughly 40 percent of undergraduates receive Pell Grants nationally each year, but few can rely on it to fully finance a four-year degree.

    Help students meet their basic needs – Too many students struggle to pay for food, housing, and health care. More Pell funding can help address these essential needs.

    Click the link at this site to urge federal legislators to double the Pell Grant.

  2. 2.

    bluehill

    June 7, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    Those are some delicious looking strawberries!

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    @bluehill: Thank you!  They look and taste like strawberries used to, before most of what you get at the grocery store were hard and white on the inside.

    These are a french hybrid and the taste is delightful!  This is the second huge bowl I have picked in the past 6 days.

  4. 4.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    June 7, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    That’s not a dutch baby it’s a yorkshire pudding!

  5. 5.

    Old School

    June 7, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    I’ve never heard of a dutch baby, but it looks tasty.

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Is yorkshire pudding made with 3 eggs, flour, a touch of sugar, milk and butter?

  7. 7.

    Ken

    June 7, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    I had never heard of “dutch babies” before. I have to wonder — as I do about brownies — whether they originated as a mistake that was happily re-purposed.  “Dang! The cake fell.  Hmm, doesn’t taste bad….

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    @Old School: Have you heard of a german pancake?  The dutch baby is the SMALLER version of the german pancake.

    Around here, it is served with fresh lemons and powdered sugar.

    It occurred to me as I looked at the two photos at the top – I might have tried the dutch baby with the fresh strawberries.  I wonder what that is like?

  9. 9.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    @Ken: Except there are no ingredients to make it rise!

  10. 10.

    debbie

    June 7, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    @bluehill:

    Seconded. The strawberries have been extra delicious this year.

    I just rewarded myself with Graeters (one scoop dark chocolate brownie, one scoop Viennese coffee) after sailing through a visit to the dentist.

  11. 11.

    Ken

    June 7, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    @WaterGirl: Is yorkshire pudding made with 3 eggs, flour, a touch of sugar, milk and butter?

    Close. Replace the butter with rendered beef fat, then bake the whole thing in more rendered beef fat.

  12. 12.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    @Ken: I shudder at the thought.  I guess it’s all in what you were raised with.

  13. 13.

    Ken

    June 7, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    @WaterGirl: That must be the happy accident part.  Does it look like it rose while in the oven, then deflate like every soufflé that’s ever appeared in a TV show?

  14. 14.

    germy

    June 7, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not!

    — Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 6, 2021

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    @debbie: My new favorite ice cream is Haagen Dazs mint chip ice cream.  They don’t use the awful green food coloring, and the chips are little flat pieces of good chocolate, not the cheap, crappy chocolate that some brands use.

  16. 16.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: Done correctly, it is a wonder and a delight.  It is also NOT a dessert.

    ETA:  I will brook no culinary critique from one who bakes children.

  17. 17.

    Ken

    June 7, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    @WaterGirl: Also when you were raised. As a cookbook I once read put it, until relatively recently no one threw out bacon grease, beef tallow, or any other sort of fat. That was the good part.

  18. 18.

    Benw

    June 7, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    Nice dutch baby! We make ours in our cast iron skillet.

    Our go-to topping for dutch baby is cardamom apples, but they are also delish with strawberries and whipped cream.

  19. 19.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    @Ken: I don’t think it does.  Though I try not to open the door while it’s cooking.  The center part might be 1/4 inch puffier when you take it out of the oven, and then it flattens out.

  20. 20.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    @Benw: Okay, I will try it with the fresh strawberries next time.

    These are supposed to be ever-bearing, so I should have them all summer.  fingers crossed.

  21. 21.

    Old School

    June 7, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    It occurred to me as I looked at the two photos at the top – I might have tried the dutch baby with the fresh strawberries.  I wonder what that is like?

    I thought you had.  When I Googled “dutch baby”, fresh berries was one of the suggested toppings.

  22. 22.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Neither is the dutch baby, which is a breakfast food.

  23. 23.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Some of the modern hybrids give lie to the idea that all the modern innovations in plant breeding are responsible for lousy food.  The problem isn’t with modern plant breeding; it’s what the breeders select for.  If they focus only on visual appeal, yield, disease resistance, and ability to survive a tough trip to the market, you’ll wind up with enormous, bright red strawberries that taste like styrofoam.  If they breed for flavor, you get wonderful strawberries like Gaviotas and Mara de Bois.  I don’t really like strawberries that much, but even I like the modern hybrids that are focused on taste.

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    @Old School: I will try that next time, and will have pictures to prove it.

  25. 25.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 7, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    I’m very hungry, trying to stick to a diet, and now all I want is a giant plate of bloody roast beef with a Yorkshire pudding. With horseradish

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    @WaterGirl: Just for the record, can you substitute a Belgian child if necessary?

  27. 27.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    @Roger Moore: These are ‘Fragaria ‘Mara des Bois’ – one of the ones you mentioned.

  28. 28.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: In a pinch, yes.

  29. 29.

    germy

    June 7, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    Worth noting here that the Koch network (Americans for Prosperity) lobbied against the For the People Act in the first quarter of 2021. The report says they engaged with House and Senate lawmakers. Lobbying report: t.co/GRpqPj5tzg pic.twitter.com/kheUdCG8ld

    — Brian Schwartz (@schwartzbCNBC) June 6, 2021

    The leaked Heritage Foundation tape specifically mentions how the right wing dark money groups “had a little fun” pressuring Manchin on SB1.

    — Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) June 6, 2021

  30. 30.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: The son of the family that grows the best horseradish in Illinois used to work for me.  That was some really great horseradish.

  31. 31.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    @germy:

    The leaked Heritage Foundation tape specifically mentions how the right wing dark money groups “had a little fun” pressuring Manchin on SB1.— Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) June 6, 2021

    Reading that, I am bouncing between absolute rage and nausea.

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt

    Oh, sure. Bring up Yorkshire pudding (yum) just when I’m putting together the preliminary memory’s not what it used to be shopping list for the monthly grocery run later this week.

    ;)

    Still debating with what foodstuff to inaugurate a newly acquired piece of cookware.

  33. 33.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    My neighbors made national news over the weekend!

    Los Angeles County prepares to crack down as peacocks — yes, peacocks — ruffle feathers

    PASADENA, Calif. — Southern California faces innumerable challenges, from wildfires to homelessness to drought. And then there are the peacocks,which have flourished during the pandemic as efforts to relocate them were delayed and people were stuck at home listening to the birds’ earsplitting shrieks.

    The feral fowl, descendants of a small population imported by a wealthy entrepreneur in the late 19th century, roam free by the hundreds in Pasadena and other towns in the San Gabriel Valley northeast of Los Angeles. They often travel in packs, standing in yards, landing on roofs or strolling down the sidewalk. No one knows for sure how many there are, but they are prolific breeders, and during the pandemic they’ve become more visible. And more audible.

    Beautiful? Yes. Troublesome? Absolutely. Divisive? Most definitely.

    “They wake me up at dawn. They sound like babies being tortured through a microphone, a very large microphone. And that is probably the start of my complaints,” said Kathleen Tuttle, 68, a retired prosecutor who lives in East Pasadena.

    (I’m in the loud-parrot part of Pasadena, not the loud-peacock part, but still)

  34. 34.

    germy

    June 7, 2021 at 4:34 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Here’s the Koch money fighting the For the People Act pic.twitter.com/qTPzJA32K4

    — Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) June 7, 2021

  35. 35.

    Frank Wilhoit

    June 7, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    @dmsilev: what kind of parrots?

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    @germy: Rage is now winning.

  37. 37.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 7, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    Y-U-M-M-O!

  38. 38.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I can totally see why people hate peacocks; they are really terrible neighbors.  The parrots can be annoying at times, but at least they tend to move around so they aren’t visiting their noise and destruction in the same area all the time.

  39. 39.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    Perfesser Levenson has questions.

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    @Roger Moore: My peacock feathers are beautiful, and very quiet.

  41. 41.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 7, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    now all I want is a giant plate of bloody roast beef with a Yorkshire pudding. With horseradish 

    Mmmmmm

  42. 42.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: Red-crowned parrots are the most common, but I think there are a few species represented. Origins are unclear (there are several competing stories), but there are a few thousand of the birds in the local population, and they can be quite loud particularly early in the morning and in the late afternoon as they either leave or return to their roosting spots.

  43. 43.

    bluefoot

    June 7, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    I love dutch babies!  I only get them about once a year since the are on the menu at a breakfast place in another state.  Do you have a recipe you can share?

    About Manchin, I get sick to my stomach every time I think about what’s going on re voting rights.  I need to find more ways to get involved before we lose what democracy we have.

  44. 44.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 7, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’m eating carrot sticks and thinking about death

  45. 45.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: I saw a white peacock once a few months ago. Very distinctive.

    Apparently due to a rare mutation that prevents pigment from entering into the feathers.

  46. 46.

    debbie

    June 7, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    When I hear it, I like it in spite of myself. The music and harmonies, not the lyrics.

  47. 47.

    dnfree

    June 7, 2021 at 4:47 pm

    @WaterGirl: yours is vegetarian!

  48. 48.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit: ​
     
    The main species of parrot around here are red crowned Amazons (Amazona viridigenalis). We also get some mitered parakeets (Psittacara mitratus) and ring necked parakeets (Psittacula krameri), but the Amazons are the most attention getting.

  49. 49.

    Gary K

    June 7, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    So that’s how you make a baby! Good to know.

  50. 50.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Have been running through episodes of Four Star Playhouse.

    For a half hour anthology TV series fast approaching being 70 years old, pleasantly surprised by how well many of the done-in-one stories have held up.

  51. 51.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    @bluefoot: It’s amazingly simple.  It’s from my friend’s mom.

    3/4 cup milk
    3 eggs
    1 Tbsp. sugar
    scant 1/2 tsp. salt
    3/4 cup flour
    2 Tbsp. butter
    Preheat oven to 400 degrees
    • In mixing bowl, whisk the wet ingredients: milk and eggs
    • In small bowl, mix dry ingredients: sugar, salt, flour.
    • Slowly add dry ingredients to wet ingredients, until just mixed.  (or pancake may not puff up)
    • Melt butter in round dish with tall, flat sides.
    • Pour batter into dish.
    Bake at 400 degrees for 20 – 25 minutes.
  52. 52.

    Another Scott

    June 7, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    @dmsilev: My workplace has been replacing ancient sodium-vapor lights in the parking lots with newfangled LEDs.  Last night at around 2330 I was leaving and there was a mocking bird screeching up a storm in a Bradford pear (or similar) tree just outside the door.

    I don’t know whether it’s just crazy, or being fooled by the very bright white LEDs, or what.  But I do wonder how long he’ll keep it up, and if it’s actually effective in his purpose…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    @dmsilev: That would be odd.  Was it beautiful?

  54. 54.

    rikyrah

    June 7, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    @bluehill:

    I KNOW, RIGHT??

    Gorgeous :)

  55. 55.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    @Gary K: hahahahaha

    I have a slight inkling that people who are not Dutch may do it differently.

  56. 56.

    Mary G

    June 7, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    @dmsilev: LOL, I put that article up on the last thread, and the LA County supervisor said that even without the peacocks, there will still be your parrots:

    Barger, the county supervisor, said that even if the peacock situation is brought under control, it might not be the end of her bird-related headaches. There is now a proliferation of wild parrots in the area, she said, estimating that their numbers have quadrupled.

    We had a flock of green parrots down here in the OC that could make an astonishing amount of noise if they showed up in the yard. They have disappeared, probably by someone taking matters into their own hands.

  57. 57.

    rikyrah

    June 7, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    @Ken:

     

    until relatively recently no one threw out bacon grease, beef tallow, or any other sort of fat. That was the good part.

     

    I honestly didn’t know that people threw out bacon fat. That’s a real thing? Folks don’t keep bacon drippings?

  58. 58.

    Montanareddog

    June 7, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    @NotMax: on the subject of roasted bàtter comfort foods, no one has mentioned Toad in the hole yet.

    Paging Silverman and Leto for their takes, as they have spent extended periods in the British Isles

  59. 59.

    sab

    June 7, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: Yikes! Popover on steroids. Who makes those in summer heatwaves?

  60. 60.

    gvg

    June 7, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    i only have blackberries right now, and  a few green beans plus one almost ripe yellow bell pepper. I grew strawberries once for my sister. Turns out golden retrievers love them too. We had to transplant.

  61. 61.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    @Mary G

    They have disappeared

    Or maybe the green parrots simply ripened.

    :)

  62. 62.

    zhena gogolia

    June 7, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Whoa, those strawberries are beautiful!

  63. 63.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    @debbie: I’m with you, I love the song.

  64. 64.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: You are, of course, incorrect.

  65. 65.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ahem
    I hear the drums echoing tonight
    But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
    She’s coming in, 12:30 flight
    The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
    I stopped an old man along the way
    Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
    He turned to me as if to say, “Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you”
    It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
    There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
    The wild dogs cry out in the night
    As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
    I know that I must do what’s right
    As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
    I seek to cure what’s deep inside, frightened of this thing that I’ve become
    It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
    There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
    Hurry boy, she’s waiting there for you
    It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
    There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    (I bless the rain)
    I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

  66. 66.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    @Another Scott: ​
     
    Mockingbirds are well known for calling at night, so it’s likely nothing to do with the change in lighting.

  67. 67.

    Spanky

    June 7, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    @Another Scott: Just crazy.

    Here in the DC area I’ve witnessed all-night mockingbird singing around all sorts of lights: incandescent, high- and low-vapor sodium, mercury, over 4 decades of evolving public lighting.

    Mockers don’t give a shit.

  68. 68.

    Montanareddog

    June 7, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    @dmsilev: round here, feral ring-necked parakeets are a pest, especially at our house since we have apple trees, a pear tree and a cherry tree in the garden. They start eating the fruits before they are ripe and cause them to fall. But they do not eat on the ground. So you end up with lots of unripe apples and pears littering the floor with just a few nibbles taken out. The trees end up stripped if you do not put nets over them.

    And, yes, they are also very noisy.

  69. 69.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    @WaterGirl: Quite pretty, and he was admiring his reflection when I saw him (the side of someone’s car). I think I have a photo somewhere if you’d like.

  70. 70.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: You bastard.

  71. 71.

    Subsole

    June 7, 2021 at 5:07 pm

     

     

    @germy: Y’know, if it is just a case of venality, that’s fine. I will take a buyable blue dog over a Republican any day.

    Meantime, we keep working to expand our majority.

    Buyable is unfortunate, but workable. Irrelevant is better.

    Maybe I just feel optimistic because we seem to be turfing the gopes out like crazy around here.

     

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I just discovered German pancakes right  before I went on a diet. Don’t speak to me of pain.

  72. 72.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    @Montanareddog: When I lived in Chicago, there was a colony of monk parakeets in the neighborhood. It was alway good for a laugh to tell people to watch out for the nests of the “feral monks”.

  73. 73.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    Have you ever seen a bear with a magenta nose?

    Fozzy bear has an existential crisis.

  74. 74.

    kindness

    June 7, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    That Dutch Baby looks like a giant open Pop-over.  The ingredients are similar.  I add a little vanilla to mine.  Also with Pop-overs, you add a small amount of butter to the bottom of each popover pan, throw that in a hot oven till it is bubbling, then add the ingredients.  They are cooked like a souffle, you bake it at 425 for 15 minutes then dial it back to 350 for another 20.

  75. 75.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I do my best.

  76. 76.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    @sab: The oven is only on for 20 minutes.

  77. 77.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    @dmsilev: Absolutely!

  78. 78.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: No need to work so hard.  Take it easy; put your feet up.

  79. 79.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 5:10 pm

    @Subsole: Maybe we need to up our bribery game for Machin.

  80. 80.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    @sab: Besides WaterGirl?

  81. 81.

    Montanareddog

    June 7, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You are correct, sir, and HB is most definitely in the wrong (on this subject, at least)

  82. 82.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    @Montanareddog:

    This why people don’t invite you to parties.

  83. 83.

    dmsilev

    June 7, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: OK, email sent.

  84. 84.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    @WaterGirl: I am sure he has a price.  I am not sure it is monetary.  We just need to find it.

    Honestly, this is probably right up Biden’s alley.  “Come on, Joe.  How are gonna get this done?”

  85. 85.

    TomatoQueen

    June 7, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    @rikyrah: Some people don’t even eat bacon any more, but what is the point of living after that?

    My late mother kept bacon grease for Daddy’s hash browns. I remember seeing my last Siamese cat (1979) nicking McDonald’s French fries and being rather determined about it. I discovered later that it wasn’t the fries, but the beef tallow they were cooked in then. I’m still not going to keep both bacon grease and beef tallow, one or the other.

    Of Merlin there is not a sausage or a sign. This is the worst misery I have experienced since my Young Man was diagnosed 34 years ago, and I’ve had the same headache daily for the past month.

  86. 86.

    Spanky

    June 7, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Doo doo doo-dooo, dah doo doo dooooooo

  87. 87.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    June 7, 2021 at 5:16 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: a three minute aural wayback machine to when the world and I were both younger and cooler

    at least the planet was cooler

  88. 88.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Well, there is also the other thing.

  89. 89.

    Montanareddog

    June 7, 2021 at 5:17 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: people don’t invite me to parties because I am a pretentious bore. But OO is still right about Toto.

  90. 90.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    @Mary G: ​
     

    They have disappeared, probably by someone taking matters into their own hands.

    Or maybe they just found a better place to forage. The parrots around here have a tendency to roost in big flocks at night and then break up into smaller flocks to forage during the day. They do sometimes change their favored roosting location, and they obviously change where they forage depending on what’s in season.
    I think one of the advantages of roosting in big flocks is that the ones who have found a rich source of food can recruit others to go out with them the next day. A single parrot, or even a whole family group, can’t finish a whole tree full of fruit or nuts before they spoil, so they might as well bring along a larger flock. When they’re in a flock, they can take turns looking for predators and intimidating other animals that might compete with them for the food.

  91. 91.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    @Spanky:

    Humming right along with the upper harmony.

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    We don’t talk about that.

    @Montanareddog:

    Yeah, like bad takes on good music!

  92. 92.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 7, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    Kitteh Update: Boss cat been catheterized. They did an x-ray and there is a tumor which may be cancerous. Getting a second opinion tomorrow. But it doesn’t look good. Vet is going to come home

    Husband kitteh has gone to pick him up at the vets.

  93. 93.

    Barbara

    June 7, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: It’s like a giant popover — the proportions of ingredients are similar. I refer to popovers as pancake muffins, and my kids just love them. I don’t add sugar, however.

  94. 94.

    Barbara

    June 7, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Best of luck to you and your kitteh.

  95. 95.

    germy

    June 7, 2021 at 5:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Good idea getting the second opinion.

    I’m hoping Boss Cat gets the best treatment and returns to full management duties.

  96. 96.

    debbie

    June 7, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    What did you think of Weezer’s cover?

  97. 97.

    debbie

    June 7, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Sorry to read this. Fingers crossed for a positive second opinion!

  98. 98.

    Montanareddog

    June 7, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: I once pontificated at lunch in the work canteen that Bat Out of Hell is a classic album for people who have no clue about music. From the constipated look on my boss’s face, I surmised that I had just screwed my career at that particular company.

  99. 99.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 7, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    @debbie:

    I like the original better.

  100. 100.

    laura

    June 7, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I’m sending every spare good thoughts and well wishes your way.

  101. 101.

    Kropacetic

    June 7, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    @rikyrah: I honestly didn’t know that people threw out bacon fat. That’s a real thing? Folks don’t keep bacon drippings?

    In my house we sometimes throw bacon fat out because we produce it faster than we can use it.

  102. 102.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I used to love love love beef Wellington when I was a kid.  I would devour a plate now I think, even though I don’t eat meat anymore.

  103. 103.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    @Montanareddog: You weren’t wrong.

  104. 104.

    cwmoss

    June 7, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: “Ugly, fat, Belgian bastards!”

    (Monty Python joke)

  105. 105.

    sab

    June 7, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    We keep the butter dish 9n the kitchen counter. It is a heavy glass dish with a heavy glass lid. Butter does not actually need to be kept regrigerated. Ours lasts for weeks on the counter, and it is always soft enough to spread. Very convenient set up.

    Our heavy cat, after 10+ years here with us, has finally noticed the arrangement. He slides the butter dish all over the counter to get the lid off. That usually happens when he and the butter dish get to the stove top. Then he smears the butter on the stove and licks it off.

    This arrangement has to end. So back to cold stiff butter. Thanks cat.

  106. 106.

    MomSense

    June 7, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Hoping for the best and sending healing thoughts to boss kitty.

  107. 107.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    @cwmoss: I can’t think of anything worse than Belgian.

    Wonderful game show.

  108. 108.

    tokyokie

    June 7, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Near here, we have a colony of monk parakeets (Myiopsitta monachus), and it’s cool so see a flash of bright green streaking by. But the utility company hates them because they tend to built their gigantic, multigenerational nest between electrical transformers and the utility pole to which they’re attached.

  109. 109.

    Steve in the ATL

    June 7, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    @sab: leave some other butter uncovered for the cat.  That’s what we’ve always done.

  110. 110.

    Comrade Colette

    June 7, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    @Gary K:

    So that’s how you make a baby! Good to know.

    Dammit, we could have saved thousands on adoption fees if we’d had that recipe.

  111. 111.

    Kelly

    June 7, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    When I was a child bacon fat was a key ingredient of cornbread.

  112. 112.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    (Joke works much, much better when spoken aloud.)

    Q: What’s the difference between a French kiss and a Belgian kiss?

    A: A Belgian kiss is more Flemish.

  113. 113.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 7, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    @NotMax: Ew.

  114. 114.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    @Gary K: ​
     
    How is Dutch babby formed?

  115. 115.

    zhena gogolia

    June 7, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Oh, I’m sorry. It is so hard.

  116. 116.

    Lyrebird

    June 7, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    @dmsilev:

    and the difference between “loud bird call” and “loud sounds of small person being tortured” really dont have the same effect.  I had the exact same reaction as the gal quoted when I first heard a peacock, asked my grandparents how we call the police.

  117. 117.

    cope

    June 7, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    @sab: Get a butter bell.  It’s like a cup into which the soft butter is spread and then kept upside down in another, larger diameter container in which a small amount of water sits at the bottom.  The water keeps air away from the butter and the whole thing might be too complex for kitty to hack.  Or not.

    breadbeckers.com/store/pc/Butter-Bell-Crock-Azure-Antique-p3142.htm

  118. 118.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 7, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    Boss cat is back. He seems alert. What can I give him to eat. Second vet comes home tomorrow.

  119. 119.

    J R in WV

    June 7, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
     

    So sorry to hear about sick kitty. Always stressful, even when they’re really elderly. Take care!

  120. 120.

    Frank Wilhoit

    June 7, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    @dmsilev: Pics?  Stories in local media?  Reason I ask is, I edit the newsletter of the local bird-fanciers club and this kind of thing is…well, in another context, one might say “catnip”.  Are these “red-crowned parrots” green-cheeked amazons or Wagler’s conures?  Anything you can point me to will be useful.

    Thanks, FW

    .

  121. 121.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 6:25 pm

    @sab

    Locking butter dish.

    Sacrifice a smidgen of esthetics for a dollop of security.

  122. 122.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    June 7, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: 

    Ouch. Best wishes to your kitty!! I agree that it’s a good idea to get a second opinion.

  123. 123.

    zhena gogolia

    June 7, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Does he like tuna?

  124. 124.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    @Frank Wilhoit:

    Are these “red-crowned parrots” green-cheeked amazons or Wagler’s conures?

    Red-crowned/green-cheeked amazons (Amazona viridigenalis).  In fact, the picture for the red-crowned amazon on Wikipedia is one I took near my old apartment in Pasadena.

  125. 125.

    schrodingers_cat

    June 7, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Shrimp but he is not eating it.

  126. 126.

    Another Scott

    June 7, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    @Roger Moore:  “… I happen to have Mr. McLuhan Mr. Moore right here…”

    :-)

    Thanks.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  127. 127.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Maybe his daughter?

  128. 128.

    Another Scott

    June 7, 2021 at 6:47 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: A little bit of cheese or milk/cream/ice cream?  Just to get his appetite going?

    Good luck!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  129. 129.

    Mary G

    June 7, 2021 at 6:47 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Mine loved pureed ham baby food and at the end it was the only thing she would eat. It smells horrible which may be why she would eat it.

  130. 130.

    Catherine D.

    June 7, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Meat baby food (Gerbers, etc) You always know who’s got a sick cat when you see someone buying baby food late at night.

    ETA – Jinx, Mary G

  131. 131.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: It sounds like you’re doing just what you need to in order to be able to make the best decision.

    I had a similar situation with my dog Bailey, and it didn’t go our way, but that last night together was everything.

    Hoping your kitty has an extra life in him, and that you have a happier ending.  Either way, you have tonight.

  132. 132.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    @Barbara: There’s not enough sugar that it tastes sweet, it tastes more egg-y to me.

    But if they are that simple, maybe I’ll try popovers!

  133. 133.

    sab

    June 7, 2021 at 6:54 pm

    @NotMax: Thanks.

  134. 134.

    Catherine D.

    June 7, 2021 at 6:54 pm

    @WaterGirl: I love making clafoutis, which is eggy batter poured on top of whatever fruit. Easier than pie and delish.

  135. 135.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 7, 2021 at 7:05 pm

    @WaterGirl: I don’t care when you eat Dutch Babies*, it’s just wrong.

    *Though I hear they’re very tender and juicey.

  136. 136.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    @Catherine D.: I love those!  We had a small bakery that would make them, and then they closed.

    If you have a tried and true recipe for clafoutis, I would love to have it!!!

  137. 137.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: It’s just like white castle hamburgers.  If you first eat them when you’re young, the details don’t matter as much.  :-)

  138. 138.

    NotMax

    June 7, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    @sab

    I have one I keep in the fridge. As it is airtight it keeps infiltration by stray refrigerator aromas at bay. Continues to hold up just as well as when new after years of use.

  139. 139.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    June 7, 2021 at 7:20 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Alert’s good, hoping for the best.

  140. 140.

    Roger Moore

    June 7, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    @Another Scott:

    I think this says more about how Wikipedia works than anything about my skill as a photographer.  There weren’t enough good pictures of the bird, I had some to share, so I uploaded one.  As soon as there was a reasonably decent one, nobody else bothered.

  141. 141.

    Another Scott

    June 7, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    @Roger Moore: It’s a great shot.  Be proud, and be happy to be proud.  :-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  142. 142.

    Mary G

    June 7, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    @Catherine D.: LOL, I know. She would eat chicken, turkey, or beef, but ham was her crack. The late night trips looking for it were so stressful. They never had more than a couple of jars, if any, so every time I got groceries I would check for it and buy it for my stash.

    I used the leftover jars to try to get my new semi-feral two to come out of hiding, They were very displeased when it ran out.

  143. 143.

    Catherine D.

    June 7, 2021 at 8:19 pm

    @Mary G: I just ordered three flats of beef, chicken, and turkey jars to avoid the late night trips. Mr Jeeves is 16.5 yo and has IBD so bland food is handy to keep around.

  144. 144.

    normal liberal

    June 7, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    WaterGirl, that is a classic Dutch Baby, but even it pales in comparison to those beautiful strawberries. They look on beyond luscious.  So much envy here.

  145. 145.

    WaterGirl

    June 7, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    @normal liberal: Please don’t hate me if I say that the strawberries tasted as good as they looked.  I hope for another batch in a few days

  146. 146.

    No name

    June 7, 2021 at 9:57 pm

    @TomatoQueen: Have missed some posts and was hoping for good news about Merlin. It is the worst helpless feeling.  Will hold good thoughts for you and him.

  147. 147.

    No name

    June 7, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Alert is good, second opinion is very good.  Agree with other commenters to try baby food.

  148. 148.

    SWMBO

    June 8, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    @Mary G: ​
     
    There was a flock of green parrots down the street from us. It was estimated around 50 or so making a huge series of townhouse nests in the palm trees at the park. They were loud and obnoxious and all over our part of the neighborhood until my pack of dachshunds came tearing out the door and managed to catch one. They all had green feathers everywhere. Then the birds didn’t come in our yard anymore.

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