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Early Morning EDT Football (Soccer) Open Thread: Euro 2020 / Copa America

by Anne Laurie|  June 16, 20216:40 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

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After the first round of matches at #EURO2020 , the tournament's top scorer is…

an own goal.

Soccer gonna soccer.

— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 15, 2021


Cristiano Ronaldo – the top scorer in men's European Championship history ??#HUNPOR #EURO2020 #bbceuro2020 #bbcfootball

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) June 15, 2021

What is Rudiger doing ?? pic.twitter.com/gsMyYBLyz1

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 15, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo’s removal of two Coca-Cola bottles during a #Euro2020 press conference has coincided with a $4bn fall in the company’s value https://t.co/Z0u02ZFqJW https://t.co/q4uaaYvt3O

— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) June 16, 2021

No way was Paul Pogba going to let that Cristiano moment go ??????#EURO2020 pic.twitter.com/ngW0vcHBNv

— ??LUCKLINSBLOG ?? (@TheEAGLEEYE7) June 16, 2021


(Pogba, I am told, is Muslim.)

The North Macedonian soccer federation is asking UEFA to punish Austria striker Marko Arnautovic for a nationalist outburst after he scored a goal at Euro 2020. His target was a player of Albanian heritage.

by @kareljanicek
https://t.co/hci4MIB13h

— AP Sports (@AP_Sports) June 15, 2021

Now that everybody at Euro 2020 has played once, I've updated the graphics for every team (plus a couple for the knockout stages) here: https://t.co/Xatuy9u51D pic.twitter.com/CONJgHPej3

— Ben Mayhew (@experimental361) June 16, 2021

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Copa America doesn’t seem to be getting much respect:

"Messi's greatest feat may be making an entire generation take his greatness for granted."@AlexiLalas looks back on Argentina's opening game at the 2021 Copa America ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/JqLBUbeVeU

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) June 15, 2021

What a great idea this was ??‍♂️ invite players to come and self-isolate in Brazil #CopaAmerica https://t.co/URiIckJx1A

— Mark Hillary (em ?) (@markhillary) June 16, 2021

Luis Suárez was about Uruguay's "Last Dance" and if he's included in that…

"It's clear that as time goes by it gets closer. I can say, in my case, this is my last #CopaAmérica. I can't take away a spot away from others that deserve it." pic.twitter.com/NqNQF5qJ2P

— Diego Montalvan (@DMontalvan) June 15, 2021

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  1. 1.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 16, 2021 at 7:01 am

    Cristiano Ronaldo’s removal of two Coca-Cola bottles during a #Euro2020 press conference has coincided with a $4bn fall in the company’s value

    Good on ya, stock market!

  2. 2.

    germy

    June 16, 2021 at 7:02 am

    House hearing examining the events of Jan. 

    AOC is good!

    — emptywheel (@emptywheel) June 15, 2021

    "I have noticed some contradictions … that I would like us to use this opportunity to correct." pic.twitter.com/D4cBRmJafH

    — emptywheel (@emptywheel) June 15, 2021

  3. 3.

    germy

    June 16, 2021 at 7:10 am

    Paul Gosar demands that all video be released.

    The Capitol Police say if that happens it'll help terrorists better plan next time.

    — emptywheel (@emptywheel) June 15, 2021

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    June 16, 2021 at 7:10 am

    Maybe he’s a closet Pepper?

    :)

  5. 5.

    Amir Khalid

    June 16, 2021 at 7:15 am

    The Guardian reports on a new kind of in-demand football star: the British groundskeeper.

  6. 6.

    Amir Khalid

    June 16, 2021 at 7:18 am

    @NotMax:
    At the press conference, he held up a bottle of his preferred drink and said its name: “Agua.”

  7. 7.

    Amir Khalid

    June 16, 2021 at 7:33 am

    At a press conference during the last Euros in 2016, Germany’s Shkodran Mustafi took offence at the beer bottle a sponsor had put in front of him. (It was Ramadhan, so as a Muslim he was fasting; and even if he had broken his fast for the tournament, he certainly wouldn’t want beer.) But when he pushed it away, he got a lecture for on sponsor’s rights. One rule for regular players and another for the superstars, I guess.

  8. 8.

    Spanky

    June 16, 2021 at 7:37 am

    @Amir Khalid: As it happens, Coke owns Dasani and Smartwater brands. They should be able to spin this.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    June 16, 2021 at 7:39 am

    @germy:

    Paul Gosar responds, “Yes. And?”

  10. 10.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 16, 2021 at 7:58 am

    @Amir Khalid: It was ever thus.

  11. 11.

    JML

    June 16, 2021 at 8:27 am

    Some interesting matches today: Italy should get a real test against the Swiss, opportunity for Wales to show they can make the underdog run, and I’m really rooting for the Fins to stomp on Russia.

    Bit of a test for the Fins to see how they respond after the scary game against Denmark. They got the win, but you know their players were really impacted by Eriksen going down like that too.

  12. 12.

    billcinsd

    June 16, 2021 at 9:47 am

    @Amir Khalid:  Did they change the rules?

    Russia is really taking it to Finland and get the goal to go ahead

  13. 13.

    WaterGirl

    June 16, 2021 at 9:54 am

    Anne Laurie, I applaud you for doing these soccer posts!

    Does anyone know what happened with randhino (sp?)  The last thing I heard was maybe a year or two ago from Cole, and randhino (sp?) had been hurt in an accident or something.

    I can’t go back and check in Balloon Juice because I don’t know how to spell his name.

  14. 14.

    cope

    June 16, 2021 at 10:04 am

    @WaterGirl: The Wiki has some stuff.  More recently in the news, he has moved to Dubai and announced plans to open a soccer academy.  You know how soccer crazed those Dubaians are

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronaldinh

    Edit:  I assume that’s who you were asking about.

  15. 15.

    MontyTheClipArtMongoose

    June 16, 2021 at 10:18 am

    @cope:  hangin’ wit’ mr. cooperbora milutinovic.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    June 16, 2021 at 11:06 am

    @cope: I don’t think that’s the person I am thinking of.

    This was a person who front-paged soccer posts on BJ whenever there was a big soccer tournament in Europe.

  17. 17.

    Origuy

    June 16, 2021 at 11:52 am

    @WaterGirl: That’s Randinho. The post about his fall was January 14, 2020. He replied in that one but I didn’t find anything later.

  18. 18.

    cope

    June 16, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    @Origuy: Thanks. I didn’t understand she was referring to a BJ poster (whom I actually remember), not an international player good enough to go by a single name.

  19. 19.

    tokyokie

    June 16, 2021 at 1:22 pm

    @Spanky

     

    As it happens, Coke owns Dasani and Smartwater brands. They should be able to spin this.

    Coke also acquired the Mexican sparkling mineral water Topo Chico a couple of years ago. Since then, it’s become easier to find — I used to have to go to the Hispanic supermarket to get it — but I doubt it’s available in Europe.

  20. 20.

    WaterGirl

    June 16, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    @Origuy: Thank you so much!

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