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You are here: Home / Sports / Euro 2020 Football (Soccer) / Euro 2020 Round of 16 Open Thread: Wales vs. Denmark

Euro 2020 Round of 16 Open Thread: Wales vs. Denmark

by Anne Laurie|  June 26, 202111:45 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

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How are we all feeling this morning?

Cyffrous? Nerfus? Bach o’r ddau?#WAL | #EURO2020 | #TogetherStronger pic.twitter.com/07lwvqBEAd

— Wales ??????? (@Cymru) June 26, 2021

“There’s nothing wrong with smiling, there’s nothing wrong with laughing, there’s nothing wrong with crying. It is what it is, and people react in different ways.”

My interview with Kasper Schmeichel on how Denmark came together to carry on at #EURO2020 https://t.co/xllETuwFjH

— Thomas Floyd (@ThomasFloyd) June 25, 2021

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  1. 1.

    WaterGirl

    June 26, 2021 at 11:46 am

    Soccer post is up!

  2. 2.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 11:59 am

    As a native of the Independent Socialist Republic of Liverpool I’d just like to reiterate my whole-hearted support for our Welsh neighbours in their ongoing quest to become the premier Celtic footballing nation of these isles.

    Sorry Denmark, but today we’re all Ian Rush, not Jan Molby•.

    •Though we still love you Jan, you roly-poly genius, you.

  3. 3.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    @WaterGirl: Hey, it worked! Was about to comment on the earlier post but thought I should check ;-)

    As a citizen and current resident of Denmark let me do the obligatory GOOOOOO DEEENMAAARK!! And let’s hope for a good match.

  4. 4.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    @Tony Jay: That’s fine, thanks for the Mølby appreciation. I was a big fan of Ian Rush back when he was playing.

  5. 5.

    WaterGirl

    June 26, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    Good luck, everybody!

  6. 6.

    billcinsd

    June 26, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    @Tony Jay: Ian “Moving to Italy is like moving to a foreign country” Rush or Ian “I’ve got tremendous respect for different cultures, for the food and everything” Rush

  7. 7.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    @NetheadJay:

    Is cool. My fickle support is purely situational. If it wasn’t Wales out there I’d be cheering on the boys in white. Hell, now that I think of it the marshy bay that would become Liverpool sat comfortably within the Danemark, so I’m pretty much obligated to be happy who ever wins.

    @billcinsd:

    Por que no los dos? As I’m sure old big nose would have heard someone say if he’d got a transfer to Spain instead.

  8. 8.

    billcinsd

    June 26, 2021 at 12:27 pm

    great goal for Kaspar Dolberg

  9. 9.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    YEEEEEEESSSSS!! Woooooohoooooo…

  10. 10.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    Oof! What a lovely right-footed bender that was.

    Wales 0-1 Denmark

  11. 11.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:31 pm

    @billcinsd: Very good placement. And it’s on his old home field so I’m guessing he’s feeling good.

  12. 12.

    Amir Khalid

    June 26, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    @Tony Jay:

    Who can forget the sight of Jan Molby bursting through the middle, with his shirt riding up over his tummy?

  13. 13.

    MisterForkbeard

    June 26, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    OT, took the kids to a nearby beach resort for the weekend. The 6 year old is channeling her inner teenager – is unhappy we’re going for three days rather than 5, says she wants to go home early so she can pet her cat, and is also obviously enjoying the pool, beach visits and lots of snacks.

    She is also upset that the OJ had pulp and refuses to eat the cream cheese in a cheese Danish. Annoyed she has to share a room with her younger sister. Happy that I’ve taken her on walks and that her new room is bigger than her room at home.

    Parenting is exhausting AND great.

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    June 26, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Life feels complicated, even if you’re 6 years old.  :-)

    When she is a teen and rolling her eyes at you all the time, you will be wishing for this!

  15. 15.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    No one could ever forget that particular sight. No mere football strip could ever hope to contain the Mighty Molby in full flow.

  16. 16.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    Denmark have bossed this first half and are well worth their lead. Wales really need the whistle so the manager can sit them down and get their heads sorted.

  17. 17.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    Wales started quite well the first 15 min. and I was a bit worried about all the space Gareth Bale was getting. But then they adapted their formation a bit and after Dolberg’s lovely goal they’ve been pretty much in control and it could well have been 2 instead of 1-0. Really wondering what happened to the Welsh side but ‘m not complaining.

  18. 18.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    Woooooot! Dolberg x 2

    Very nice run by Braithwaite to set this up and the welsh player must be cursing himself.

  19. 19.

    eclare

    June 26, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    Yay!

  20. 20.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Oh dear. A clear foul on Moore to start that move off but once it wasn’t given….

    The Welsh need to get the ball and get some tempo and put pressure on the Danes or they’ve got no chance.

  21. 21.

    Mo Salad

    June 26, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Well, fuck.

  22. 22.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Gareth! Moore was just waiting for that cross to drop right to him when Bale threw himself in the way!

    Better from Wales, though. They just need to go for it. Nothing to lose at this point.

  23. 23.

    Mo Salad

    June 26, 2021 at 1:21 pm

    We now have two LFC alumni and two LFC Academy Transfer Baits on the pitch.

    Gotta pull for Wales now, TJ.

  24. 24.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    @Mo Salad:

    Oh I have been, but they just haven’t been at the races today against an exceptionally well organised Danish side that have done everything right. Frankly the Welsh look utterly shattered.

  25. 25.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Whooouu, chances don’t get much bigger than that..

    Edit: And there it is. Mæhle had practically half the pitch to himself and just knocks it into the roof!

  26. 26.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    And that goal just sums it up.

    Deserved 3-0

  27. 27.

    eclare

    June 26, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    Wow!

  28. 28.

    billcinsd

    June 26, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    Maehle with another goal for Denmark. Looks like Wales won’t be making another run to the semis

  29. 29.

    Mo Salad

    June 26, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    @Tony Jay: Sure, right when my pirate stream freezes up. Thanks.

  30. 30.

    billcinsd

    June 26, 2021 at 1:48 pm

    Wilson with the straight red, Wales will be leaving in another few hours (they only get 12 hours in Netherlands)

  31. 31.

    Mo Salad

    June 26, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    @billcinsd: LFC had to get on the scoresheet SOMEHOW.

  32. 32.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    Jesus in a pedalo, but this referee is absolutely awful. Given Wales zero all game and then sends Wilson off for… what? There’s not a league in the world that that’s a red card. Denmark haven’t needed the help, but by the balls of Zeus he’s been determined to provide it since the first whistle.

  33. 33.

    billcinsd

    June 26, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    @Tony Jay: Honestly, I though it was a pretty obvious straight red. No effort to play the ball, reckless challenge, easy call.

  34. 34.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:56 pm

    @Tony Jay: Yah, have to agree. That was wholly undeserved.

  35. 35.

    eclare

    June 26, 2021 at 1:58 pm

    @NetheadJay:  Same.

  36. 36.

    Tony Jay

    June 26, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    @billcinsd:

    Really? Lazy challenge, took him down, not reckless or dangerous at all. I’ve never seen a straight red given for a foul like that and I can say with some confidence that I never will again.

    YMMV, but that referee had an odious shocker.

  37. 37.

    Gin & Tonic

    June 26, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    And Denmark are now sentenced to go to Baku? Hard to say who really won the match, eh?

  38. 38.

    Splitting Image

    June 26, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    In a perfect world, both teams would be moving on after knocking out France and Germany, but congratulations to Denmark.

  39. 39.

    NetheadJay

    June 26, 2021 at 2:14 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Eeehh, I’ll take it.

  40. 40.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 26, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    Surely our park district football pitches are still too wet for any games today.

    So it’s definitely raining in Chicago pic.twitter.com/qwnvqzXepx— Luke (@sumofieId) June 26, 2021

    Also, go Tigers!  In your face, Trashstros! (Houston@Detroit – baseball)

  41. 41.

    WaterGirl

    June 26, 2021 at 2:38 pm

    Post for next match going up in 2 minutes.

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