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You are here: Home / Politics / GOP Death Cult / Protestant GOP Venality Open Thread: Tipping the Gaff

Protestant GOP Venality Open Thread: Tipping the Gaff

by Anne Laurie|  June 27, 20219:38 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Religion

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Pat Robertson says critical race theory is "a monstrous evil" that is urging people of color to "rise up and overtake their oppressors" so that once they've "gotten the whip handle," they'll then "instruct their white neighbors how to behave." https://t.co/Qum8HzeS96 pic.twitter.com/fgeOEVzrfj

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 25, 2021

When a professional magician reveals how a magic trick is accomplished:

Is this a prophecy or a confession https://t.co/DuhpZ0REDq

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) June 25, 2021

Because, when you’re a Repub, it’s *always* projection…

folks,,, when he's right, he's right https://t.co/MJmJ2jy1gw pic.twitter.com/Frq05fQjZa

— Gorilla Warfare (again) (@MenshevikM) June 27, 2021

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  1. 1.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    June 27, 2021 at 9:42 pm

    From the previous post – some record breaking vaccination rates in Toronto.

    Basketball adjacent (since it happened at the arena where the Raptors (and Maple Leafs) play in Toronto) and a record breaking level of vaccine doses at one location in one day. The previous North American record was 17,003 doses set at the Texas Motor Speedway in April.

    25,000 doses administered: Scotiabank Arena clinic achieves record-breaking vaccine milestone

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    June 27, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    As someone who has actually read the Crits in law school, I really have to say that they haven’t a fucking clue about it.

  3. 3.

    Another Scott

    June 27, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    Pat's father, Sen. A. Willis Robertson (D-VA), signed the Southern Manifesto, which urged southern legislatures to ignore Brown and maintain segregated institutions.

    It's no shock Pat doesn't want us to think too hard about how officials used state power to entrench racism. https://t.co/FyPYtqi5PD

    — Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) June 25, 2021

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  4. 4.

    Another Scott

    June 27, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: They explicitly want it to give a visceral reaction – everything bad is another aspect of CRT.

    (Repost:)

    Circling back, I’m not speculating about this. It’s how Republicans talk, and I hope WaPo reporters are aware that their uncritical acceptance that this foggy term is some defined, identifiable thing in the political consciousness is key to the strategy. pic.twitter.com/6V3YNjBFZC

    — southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 24, 2021

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  5. 5.

    RaflW

    June 27, 2021 at 9:49 pm

    Since it’s an OT, it looks like Seattle set an all-time record last hour.

    @NWSSeattle
    At 5:29 PM PDT this evening, Seattle reached a new all-time record high temperature of 104. #wawx

    They also set a record warm overnight low, and a mean temp for today of 89 degrees. In the least air-conditioned large city in the US.
    Seems like the climate change denial industry is finally reaping the benefits they’ve been promising us for decades.

  6. 6.

    Leto

    June 27, 2021 at 9:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: just add it to the list.

  7. 7.

    japa21

    June 27, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    On a different matter, kind of, Franklin Graham is an asshole.
    He is running ads in Chicago saying the reason for all the violence in Chicago is because we are all sinners and we need to all call his prayer hotline (and probably give him money) so the violence will stop.
    I had some respect for his father, but he is unfit to call himself any kind of Christian. But then that applies to the folks referenced in the post as well as most RW “Christians”.

  8. 8.

    CaseyL

    June 27, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    @RaflW:  I got back from Port Angeles, which has also been having record highs.  And tomorrow Seattle is expected to get up to 115 °.

    I have found that soaking a towel in cold water and wearing it over one’s head cools one off quite a bit!

    One cat, Jeannie, has been stretched out in front of the fan all day.  It’s now evening, and has cooled off – imperceptibly to me, but enough for her to go out onto the deck and catch some fresh air.

    My other cat, Oscar, came home long enough to greet me, and then disappeared again.  I imagine he has a bolt-hole somewhere green, shadowy, and cool-ish.  Leastaways, I hope so!

    115 °, though.  Yikes! I may fill the tub with cold water and just sit there all day.

  9. 9.

    Brachiator

    June 27, 2021 at 10:16 pm

    Pat Robertson says critical race theory is “a monstrous evil” that is urging people of color to “rise up and overtake their oppressors” so that once they’ve “gotten the whip handle,” they’ll then “instruct their white neighbors how to behave.”

    Hmm. At least Robertson acknowledges white people as oppressors.

  10. 10.

    Eric S.

    June 27, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    @CaseyL: The cold towel on the head trick is  effective. My softball team started bring wicking cloths to the field. We dip them in the coolers, lightly wring them out then put them around our necks or over our heads. Extrelu effective.

  11. 11.

    FlyingToaster

    June 27, 2021 at 10:22 pm

    Pat Robertson says critical race theory is “a monstrous evil” that is urging people of color to “rise up and overtake their oppressors” so that once they’ve “gotten the whip handle,” they’ll then “instruct their white neighbors how to behave.”

    Given some of my neighbors, I think instruction is the very least they’re gonna need.  More likely, they’ll require a clue-cinderblock fired by a trebuchet…

  12. 12.

    Gravenstone

    June 27, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Not to traffic in stereotypes, but “Pastor” Locke has that look about him, if you catch my drift…

  13. 13.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 27, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Fire in Hoopa, native reserve, east county, evacs underway.

  14. 14.

    Aziz, light!

    June 27, 2021 at 10:25 pm

    Seattle was a refreshing 104? Down the road in Portland we hit 111. Tomorrow 114. It’s the end of the world.

  15. 15.

    SteverinoCT

    June 27, 2021 at 10:27 pm

    @CaseyL:

    My other cat, Oscar, came home long enough to greet me, and then disappeared again.  I imagine he has a bolt-hole somewhere green, shadowy, and cool-ish.

    when I lived in Florida I thought my cats were so hardy: when I left in the morning they would, too, and not return all day. Turns out they were beating feet to the neighbor’s air-conditioned apt.

  16. 16.

    joel hanes

    June 27, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    fire in Hoopa

    oh no.

    I’ve camped all up and down that valley.

    A lot of my favorite camping places in the Sierra and in the Santa Cruz mountains burned last year.   This year is starting early, and much drier.

    Anticipation of grief.

  17. 17.

    bbleh

    June 27, 2021 at 10:28 pm

    And this “pastor” — and dozens if not hundreds like him — have followers.

    I gotta admit, every now and again I just get a little depressed at how many truly dumb people there are in this country.

    Maybe it would have been better to have gone to the Dark Side and gotten rich by fleecing them of their money before someone else did.  As Atrios said, the snacks are better.

  18. 18.

    joel hanes

    June 27, 2021 at 10:30 pm

    @SteverinoCT:

    There’s a delightful children’s picture book called

    Six Dinner Sid

    about a San Francisco cat who is “kept” by six different households, all unaware of each other

    until they figure it out.

  19. 19.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    June 27, 2021 at 10:30 pm

    The ones who scream the loudest always end up having the most to hide (ie Joe McCarthy, Tricky Dick, Dump, countless fundamentalists).

  20. 20.

    joel hanes

    June 27, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    @bbleh: ​
     

    > how many truly dumb people there are

    Fully half of Americans are of below-average intelligence.

    But IMHO what we’re seeing there is only partly about intelligence, and has more to do with tribalism, ignorance, and submersion in a bubble of self-celebrating misinformation

  21. 21.

    Anoniminous

    June 27, 2021 at 10:36 pm

    Meanwhile here in New Mexico we’re expecting a high of 67 degrees tomorrow.

  22. 22.

    boatboy_srq

    June 27, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Considering that Robertson has an equivalent understanding of The Book, that’s hardly surprising.

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    June 27, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    and accuse Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, and Tom Hanks of being “a bunch of pedophiles

    ??? so 2016! Get a new schtick, you Trump-humping, fascist shitstains! And then throw yourselves into the Sun.

  24. 24.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 27, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    @joel hanes: ​ 
    This is not good with the current weather conditions on the ground. The entire east county is a tinderbox.

  25. 25.

    O. Felix Culpa

    June 27, 2021 at 10:42 pm

    @Anoniminous: Considering the heat of the past couple weeks, I’ll take it

    ETA: I’m taking my son and his girlfriend to the Isotopes tomorrow. We’ll bring jackets. :)

  26. 26.

    VeniceRiley

    June 27, 2021 at 10:47 pm

    Sitting in Laguna Hills and it didn’t crack 80. 82 tomorrow is the tot test it will get thru Tue 6th.

  27. 27.

    A Ghost to Most

    June 27, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    Christian supremacist worried about losing his privilege.

  28. 28.

    Fair Economist

    June 27, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    @CaseyL:

    I got back from Port Angeles, which has also been having record highs. And tomorrow Seattle is expected to get up to 115 °.

    The record here in my area of greater LA is 116, and I remember what that felt like. Combined with the fact that Seattle is far less prepared for that kind of weather – just unspeakably awful.

  29. 29.

    ian

    June 27, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    so that once they’ve “gotten the whip handle,”

    Interesting way to conceive of holding a majority in a democratic society.

  30. 30.

    Kelly

    June 27, 2021 at 10:57 pm

    Oregon heat records from NWS Portland

    https://nwschat.weather.gov/p.php?pid=202106280227-KPQR-SXUS76-RERPQR

  31. 31.

    Gloomyjim

    June 27, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    Oh yeah, Willamette valley is getting cooked. Hit 109 in my little town of Independence and the steakhouse I cook at closed for the evening due to heat and overpowering the AC. Supposed to be even hotter tomorrow. And is kinda humid as well, but that could be due to me living walking distance from the river. My cats are hating life, especially my pudgy panther who is coldweather furry.

    Maybe it is a taste of the Hell these fools keep sayin us hippies and such are destined for. Not as pretty as the RedSkys we got last fire season, but just as annoying.

  32. 32.

    Matt McIrvin

    June 27, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    @ian: For conservatives the idea that you could have a world where nobody has the whip handle just doesn’t register. You have it or I have it, there’s no in between.

  33. 33.

    sdhays

    June 27, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    @japa21: I had some respect for his father

    Why?

  34. 34.

    Jay

    June 27, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    46.1C in the parking lot today, where we keep the heavy equipment and the cage where we keep ladders, lawn rollers, wheelbarrows and scaffolding.

    114.98F.

    hit 48.2C in “the hood”, the covered outdoor plant garden. 118.6F.

    we are all wearing wet kerchiefs and frozen baseball hats.

  35. 35.

    Sure Lurkalot

    June 27, 2021 at 11:08 pm

    @Eric S.: I bought some microfiber cooling towels…they are approx. 8”X15” with pouches and carabiners…they are excellent for walking, hiking, golf.

  36. 36.

    Chris T.

    June 27, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    @CaseyL:

    115°, though. Yikes! I may fill the tub with cold water and just sit there all day.

    It hit about 97 outside here (near Bellingham), according to my car’s thermometer (car is parked outdoors but in shade so this should be reasonably accurate). I had plans to have had air conditioning by now, but they got pushed way back. We did manage to keep the inside of the house from reaching 90. Tomorrow … who knows…

  37. 37.

    Jerzy Russian

    June 27, 2021 at 11:12 pm

    @joel hanes:   I think more than half of the country is of below average intelligence.  For a normal distribution, this would be impossible. However, they are too stupid to realize this and so here we are.

  38. 38.

    Yutsano

    June 27, 2021 at 11:13 pm

    I’m seriously considering ordering a kaffiyeh. An old half Jordanian friend from college swore by them. Especially since the east side looks like it’s going to be Tatooine for at least the next week. We are (a bit) more equipped to handle heat over here but only to a point.

  39. 39.

    RaflW

    June 27, 2021 at 11:14 pm

    @CaseyL: OMG I just looked at the dew point in Seattle. It’s the heat and the humidity. At least we in the Midwest mostly have a/c. Of course some can’t afford it, or can’t afford to run it much. When it gets bad here, places like the YWCA will open cooling centers since public buildings almost always have air con.

    115 tomorrow. Eghad.

  40. 40.

    Mike in NC

    June 27, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    It puzzles me why terrible people like Pat Robertson, Bob Dole, Dick Cheney, and Henry Kissinger are still among us.

  41. 41.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 27, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

    Yup, exactly this.

  42. 42.

    Jay

    June 27, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Dave in Seasonal adopted one last year. However he soaks it, forms it over a styrofoam mannequin head, stuffs it in the freezer. The biggest lesson he learned last year, was he needed a larger mannequin head.

  43. 43.

    rekoob

    June 27, 2021 at 11:23 pm

    @Another Scott: Thank you for pointing out the generational history of the perfidy and moral bankruptcy of the Robertson clan. As a native Virginian, I can’t say enough about how much damage they’ve done. Sadly, I have cousins who have wandered into their orbit. The good news is that, as you and others have noted, they and their ilk are increasingly ignored in Virginia politics.

  44. 44.

    West of the Rockies

    June 27, 2021 at 11:34 pm

    Fire personnel saying the Hoopa fire does not look like serious trouble, anticipate containment this evening.  Fingers crossed.

  45. 45.

    Yutsano

    June 27, 2021 at 11:36 pm

    @Jay: So…Dave in Seasonal has a big head? :D

    I wouldn’t mind long white cotton robes either. I’m not aiming for cultural appropriation or anything. It’s just so damn hot.

  46. 46.

    Anoniminous

    June 27, 2021 at 11:38 pm

    @ian:

    To them Master/Slave is the only conceivable black/white relationship.

  47. 47.

    HumboldtBlue

    June 27, 2021 at 11:41 pm

    @West of the Rockies: ​ 
    One positive is as of now little wind.

  48. 48.

    The Dangerman

    June 27, 2021 at 11:51 pm

    Tom Hanks? Seems kinda random, no?

  49. 49.

    Mallard Filmore

    June 27, 2021 at 11:57 pm

    @Matt McIrvin:

     

    For conservatives the idea that you could have a world where nobody has the whip handle just doesn’t register. You have it or I have it, there’s no in between.

    Slavery is when you own me. Freedom is when I own you.

  50. 50.

    CaseyL

    June 27, 2021 at 11:59 pm

    @SteverinoCT:  The only person hereabouts who has AC also already has two (indoor only) cats, and it’s very doubtful they’d let Oscar in.

    We have a lot of greenery here, and the townhouses are built on slopes, which means every building has a cement-sided porch-shaded “basement” level – he could be holed up in any one of them.

    @Eric S.:  It’s worked a treat so far.  My Mom also recommends putting soaked washrags in the freezer, then pulling them out and wearing them.  I’ll do that tonight, in preparation for tomorrow’s hellish weather.

  51. 51.

    Steeplejack

    June 28, 2021 at 12:00 am

    @ian:

    And the phrase is “whip hand,” not “whip handle.”

  52. 52.

    Jay

    June 28, 2021 at 12:09 am

    @The Dangerman:

    it’s appropriated from the Q cult.

  53. 53.

    NotMax

    June 28, 2021 at 12:10 am

    @Steeplejack

    So long as your check clears, Madame Douleura is fine with either.

    Or so I’ve heard.

    //

  54. 54.

    Connor

    June 28, 2021 at 12:14 am

    @Chris T.:

    Near Bellingham! Same here (south end of Lake Samish). Some day we should have a local Balloon Juice Meetup…

  55. 55.

    NotMax

    June 28, 2021 at 12:22 am

    @The Dangerman

    Well, Hanks did portray that “evil, evil man”, Mr. Rogers.

    //

  56. 56.

    TriassicSands

    June 28, 2021 at 12:29 am

    How many times has Pat Robertson been reanimated? I’ve lost count.

    And thank goodness for level-headed pastors like Greg Locke.

    Tom Hanks, STOP IT!

  57. 57.

    sdhays

    June 28, 2021 at 12:38 am

    @NotMax: I had never seen that they had said that. It takes my breath away that Fox and Fiends could dare to call Mr. Rogers, of all people, “evil”. Not surprising, but still shocking.

  58. 58.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    June 28, 2021 at 12:43 am

    @Gravenstone: Yes, seriously, there is something about that guy’s look that just screams “can’t be trusted”.

  59. 59.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    June 28, 2021 at 12:44 am

    @Mike in NC: I thought Dick Cheney is dead, just the body keeps moving threw unnatural science.

  60. 60.

    Jay

    June 28, 2021 at 12:48 am

    Le Pen's far-right fails to win any region in France vote, according to estimates – AFP— Mike Walker (@New_Narrative) June 27, 2021

  61. 61.

    ian

    June 28, 2021 at 12:51 am

    Reading Umberto Eco’s Ur-Fascism for a research project, this seemed relevant

    , Ur-Fascism says that their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country.

    In the US, a prominent instance of the plot obsession is to be found in Pat Robertson’s The New World Order,

  62. 62.

    wenchacha

    June 28, 2021 at 12:56 am

    I am so grateful to be in cool, windy San Francisco right now.

  63. 63.

    Benw

    June 28, 2021 at 1:01 am

    The white people Pat knows have black and brown neighbors? I call bullshit

  64. 64.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    June 28, 2021 at 1:03 am

    I think Hanks joined the ranks of Those Named By Qanon about the time he and his wife were Covid+ in Australia. Don’t remember why, most likely he said something vaguely critical of TFG.

  65. 65.

    NotMax

    June 28, 2021 at 1:04 am

    @Benw

    Neighbor = anyone living within the same county.

    //

  66. 66.

    James E Powell

    June 28, 2021 at 1:09 am

    @bbleh:

    I gotta admit, every now and again I just get a little depressed at how many truly dumb people there are in this country.

    I’d be okay if they were just dumb. It’s the hateful bigotry I cannot deal with. Or as Adam Serwer put it in his NYT Op-Ed:

    [T]he Republican Party’s reigning ideology is . . . a politics of cruelty and exclusion that strategically exploits vulnerable Americans by portraying them as an existential threat, against whom acts of barbarism and disenfranchisement become not only justified but worthy of celebration.

  67. 67.

    James E Powell

    June 28, 2021 at 1:13 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    As someone who has actually read the Crits in law school, I really have to say that they haven’t a fucking clue about it.

    They know all they need to know. It’s a code for the N! word that allows them to whip up their base voters’ bigotry in a way the press/media will never call racist.

  68. 68.

    NotMax

    June 28, 2021 at 1:17 am

    @James E Powell

    When do they begin reprinting Bibles, without any passages numbered 16:19?

    :)

  69. 69.

    frosty

    June 28, 2021 at 1:55 am

    @Fair Economist: ​
    Many years ago I was hitchhiking from Claremont to San Diego while a Santa Ana was blowing. It was 105 degrees, I was standing in the shade of the Freeway Entrance sign and I could feel my eyeballs drying out. The first ride had a six-pack of beer but it was too hot for anything but ice water.

    116 … yikes! Here in the east it’s in the 90s with high humidity. Pretty miserable, but at least you don’t feel like you’re drying out to dust and you’ll be blown away on the wind.

  70. 70.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    June 28, 2021 at 2:07 am

    @Mike in NC: I recall at least one flippant answer to that question: “Heaven won’t take them and Hell’s over capacity.”

  71. 71.

    Anne Laurie

    June 28, 2021 at 3:15 am

    @The Dangerman: Tom Hanks? Seems kinda random, no?

    Tom Hanks was the first name-brand celebrity to get Covid, and he’s been advocating for vaccination ever since one became available.  BOO!  HISS!  Lie-bral monster!

    Also, the Wingnut Wurlizter keeps mentioning he played Mr. Rogers in that movie, and everybody knows about Mr. Rogers.  I mean, would a grown man willingly hang around with small children, if he didn’t have perverted intentions towards them?

    (I wish I were joking.)

  72. 72.

    Anne Laurie

    June 28, 2021 at 3:20 am

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR: “Heaven won’t take them and Hell’s over capacity.”

    The Irish formulation, when I was growing up, was ‘Heaven won’t have them, and Hell doesn’t want them.’

  73. 73.

    Baud

    June 28, 2021 at 4:15 am

    Finally, someone explains CRT in a way I can get behind.

  74. 74.

    Amir Khalid

    June 28, 2021 at 4:20 am

    Breaking GAS news: I have just ordered a semihollow electric guitar, an Epiphone ES-335 Pro in cherry red, for a bargain price of RM1,900.

  75. 75.

    Baud

    June 28, 2021 at 4:28 am

    Isn’t Pat engaging in CRT by recognizing white people as oppressors?

     

    @Amir Khalid:

    ?

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    June 28, 2021 at 4:29 am

    @Amir Khalid

    AFAIK you’re the first to report such an aftereffect of receiving a vaccine shot.

    ;)

  77. 77.

    Amir Khalid

    June 28, 2021 at 4:35 am

    @NotMax:

    The antlers failed to sprout on my head — they warned us, the Sinovac tends to be light on side-effects — so this will have to do.

  78. 78.

    James E Powell

    June 28, 2021 at 5:22 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Very happy to hear this. I feel like you’ve been wanting one for a while.

  79. 79.

    brantl

    June 28, 2021 at 6:43 am

    I think Tom Hanks is civic-minded enough, he may make the effort to sue this dumb SOB for slander, and maybe Oprah will join the suit, as well?

  80. 80.

    JPL

    June 28, 2021 at 6:43 am

    @Amir Khalid: NIce!

  81. 81.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    June 28, 2021 at 6:54 am

    @brantl: Tom Hanks and Oprah Winfrey would have to get past the public-figure hurdle, and I wouldn’t put it past the GQPers to shamelessly lean into the Hustler v. Falwell precedent (similarly to how they claimed with a straight face that Tucker Carlson’s schtick couldn’t be considered “news” by a reasonable person).

  82. 82.

    JML

    June 28, 2021 at 8:36 am

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR: this is a fascinating test case; Tom Hanks is incredibly well-liked. Can these loons manage to turn the cult against him? Or will this be where they finally hit the wall, a la McCarthy trying to go after the US Army?

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    June 28, 2021 at 9:54 am

    @joel hanes: That sounds wonderful, you inspired me to send a copy to my niece who has two small children.

  84. 84.

    J R in WV

    June 28, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    @ian: 

    so that once they’ve “gotten the whip handle,”

    Obviously this southern person has a visceral and fairly complete understanding of how things were back in the good ol’ days of bondage slavery and torture of darker people. “The whip handle” is not a phrase I ever thought of, myself.

    He didn’t mention the institutional rape, perhaps that’s kept under the table rather than preached in church?

  85. 85.

    joel hanes

    June 28, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
    I’m so glad.
    The artwork is wonderful, the San Francisco residents are suitably lifestyle-diverse, and the final message in the book is about openness and honesty. I hope you get a chance to read it yourself.

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    joel hanes

    June 28, 2021 at 1:45 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Since you’re into sending children’s books, allow me to recommend another:

    The Widow’s Broom by Chris Van Allsburg is one of the best Halloween books ever.

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