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You are here: Home / Sports / Euro 2020 Football (Soccer) / Euro 2020 Quarter Finals: Czech Republic v Denmark

Euro 2020 Quarter Finals: Czech Republic v Denmark

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 202111:45 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Euro 2020 Football (Soccer), Open Threads, Sports

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The #EURO2020 quarter-final match Czech Republic – Denmark on Saturday, July 3 #AFPgraphics pic.twitter.com/jWuNIEf032

— AFP News Agency (@AFP) July 3, 2021

Playing in Baku Olympic Stadium, for what I’m sure are reasons. Czechs seem to be the favorites, but of course the Danes have sentiment on their side this year.

Then and now ?

Four and a half years since @tomassoucek28 made his senior national team debut in a friendly match against Denmark in November 2016. It finished 1:1.

How it will end on Saturday in the #EURO2020 Quarter-final? pic.twitter.com/1SGT1NXruR

— Czech Football National Team (@ceskarepre_eng) July 2, 2021

Proud dane alert ?? With the unity of Denmark and what they’ve been through as a team, I believe they can go all the way. Give my latest column with @guardian a read to get my take on the #Euro2020 so far. Hope you enjoy it! https://t.co/7A8fsK815J

— Pernille Harder (@PernilleMHarder) July 1, 2021

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Elsewhere, Copa America is also in quarter-finals. I haven’t been paying attention, but this crossed political twitter:

Gabriel Jesus is given a straight red after this foul ? pic.twitter.com/EgMJn4mFFI

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 3, 2021


Brazil won over Chile, 1-0, despite playing with 10 men.

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  1. 1.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:00 pm

    Allright football time. Goooo Denmark!!

  2. 2.

    eclare

    July 3, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    Why are they playing in Baku?  $$$

  3. 3.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    Whoops they’ve done it, a Dane.

  4. 4.

    Leto

    July 3, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    Danes have a brilliant header to lead 1-0 5 mins in. Helped that the Dane was left open by about 10 yards.

    @eclare: pretty much the reason anything east of Austria happens.

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    eclare

    July 3, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    @Leto:  They had a Formula 1 race in Baku a few weeks ago

  6. 6.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    Gooaal! What a start. Defense forgot to cover Thomas Delaney and so…

  7. 7.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 3, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    British commentators are also confused by the location.  Best guess is that only about 1500 Danes and 300 Czechs have made the 4 hour flight.

    And, as I type,  the Danes have scored! If they keep or increase their lead, the 1500 Danish fans will have to self isolate on their return home and will miss the semifinal.

    Baku is technically not even in Europe.

  8. 8.

    Spanky

    July 3, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    Who knew Jesus would play so foul?

  9. 9.

    Leto

    July 3, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    @eclare: yup. I like the Baku circuit, but most European sports authorities will overlook anything provided the $$$ is right.

    Edit: ofc when Force India’s Indian owners were caught up in a corruption scandal they had to sell the team. Not sure if those same rules apply in soccer.

  10. 10.

    Leto

    July 3, 2021 at 12:15 pm

    @Spanky: “I strike at thee, foul sinner!!!” – soccer Jesus

  11. 11.

    Steeplejack

    July 3, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    Czechia! It’s okay to say now and it’s official. Wikipedia:

    After Czechoslovakia dissolved in 1992, the Czech Ministry of Foreign Affairs recommended Czechia for the English short name. This form was not adopted at the time, leading to the long name Czech Republic being used in all circumstances. The Czech government approved Czechia as the official short name in 2016.

    (Still trying to make “Czechia” a thing.)

  12. 12.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    ‘Bohemia and Moravia’ has a nice ring to it, why don’t they use that?

    (Checks Czech history)

    Czechia it is then!

  13. 13.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:36 pm

    @Tony Jay: Yuuuuup

  14. 14.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    Thank you to whoever recc’d PrendeTV app. That is how I’m watching, and the delay, near as I can figure, is only about 5 seconds. I know this because I am listing to the English call on UK TalkSPORT on my phone via radio.garden

  15. 15.

    David Anderson

    July 3, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    If that is not a red, I do not know what would be a red.

  16. 16.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 3, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    @Steeplejack:  It’s been the Czechia equivalent in the Slavic languages all along.

  17. 17.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 3, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    And, Denmark score again. They are ripping open the Czech defence.

  18. 18.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    I know it’s early and there’s been some crazy comebacks in this Tournament but at 2-0 the Danes could well be writing the Czechs off before half time.

  19. 19.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    Woooohoooo. Mæhle to Dolberg and he thunders it in to 2-0!

  20. 20.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    What a cross that was. Right to the boot.

  21. 21.

    Mike E

    July 3, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    That Modric-style bender of a pass was premium, and the finish was professional… I think I have my new favorite in this tourney

  22. 22.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 3, 2021 at 12:46 pm

    @Tony Jay: They certainly have their tails up. They are making the Czechs look very ordinary. They could be a problem to England (providing we win later).

  23. 23.

    burnspbesq

    July 3, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    @NetheadJay:

    Defense forgot to cover Thomas Delaney

    Really smart run by Kjaer created the space for Delaney. Next best thing to a basketball screen.

  24. 24.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:47 pm

    Oooooooh, that’s a bad ankle squash. That could be his day over.

  25. 25.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    @Tony Jay: Was just thinking a goal before halftime would do very nicely. Gonna be tough for the Czechs now, for sure.

  26. 26.

    burnspbesq

    July 3, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    Delaney’s phone is probably full of texts from his Dortmund teammates (other than Sancho and Bellingham who are otherwise engaged), asking how the f**k he doesn’t have two.

  27. 27.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    The Danes have looked very decent, very well drilled with a great attitude. The Czechs just look half a yard slower and a bit baffled.

    Yeah, I’d much rather play the Czechs next round, always provided we don’t do a whoopsie against Ukraine.

  28. 28.

    Steeplejack

    July 3, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    @VeniceRiley:

    That was me. Glad it worked out. ?

  29. 29.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    @Mike E: Danish commenters compared Mæhle and that cross to Modric too :-)

  30. 30.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    @Steeplejack: Thanks! It’s brilliant paired with radio.garden app. Absolutely ideal. I paid it forward by advising all my fb friends.

  31. 31.

    Steeplejack

    July 3, 2021 at 12:57 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I know. It’s like a Kyiv thing—getting it adopted in English. It kills me that as much as everybody abbreviates and shortens everything on line there seems to be this finicky clinging to spelling out “the Czech Republic.”

    Anyway, got my PSA out there in the perfect venue. Back to the game! . . . Oops, halftime.

  32. 32.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 3, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    And the Czechs get one back. The substitutes are proving their worth. Why weren’t they picked to start?

  33. 33.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Czechia 1-2 Denmark

    Slick Shick Checks Czechs

  34. 34.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 1:10 pm

    Check please! Nice. Now switched to the all ladies call on BBC 5 Live. Seems the 2nd half delay is more a full half minute.

  35. 35.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    Czech goal to 2-1. Thought that might happen with that heavy pressure.

  36. 36.

    Mike in NC

    July 3, 2021 at 1:16 pm

    @Tony Jay:  Some people said that Trump’s “Minister for Non-Immigration” — Stephen Miller — was the reincarnation of Reinhard Heydrich. Who could disagree?

  37. 37.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Pffft. Heydrich was one of the all time brutal vermin, but he was efficient, he worked hard and he scared the Allies so much he was the only senior Nazi targeted for assassination.

    The Cueball Kapo only wishes he was Heydrich.

  38. 38.

    Mike E

    July 3, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    Euro is starting to resemble the NBA playoffs in carnage, not good… I know the additional games are brutal on the already busy players’ schedule

  39. 39.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    Unfortunate footage of Nazi saluting from the very blond Danish fans. I’m sure  there’s a simple explanation. /s

  40. 40.

    eclare

    July 3, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    @Tony Jay:  I noticed that too.

  41. 41.

    S. Cerevisiae

    July 3, 2021 at 1:40 pm

    @Mike in NC: Certainly not me, put him in the uniform they could be siblings.

  42. 42.

    Mike E

    July 3, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    itv commenter just said the match is starting to look like “a slog in the nicest way”…head bandages seem nice, heh

  43. 43.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    @eclare:

    “No, no , no, you got it wrong. We were shouting “Shick, Hi! Shick, Hi!” because, uhhhhh, we respect him so much?”

  44. 44.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    @Tony Jay: Unfortunate footage of Nazi saluting from the very blond Danish fans. I’m sure  there’s a simple explanation. /s

     

    I noticed that as well. They’ll go through and it will be a pleasure for England to send them off.

  45. 45.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    @VeniceRiley:

    I was joking. They were just doing the usual straight arm pointing to accompany whatever the Danish version of “You’re shit, and you know you are.” Is.

    Weren’t they? ?‍?

    ETA – And if we’re looking for someone whose fans would support the defeat of Neo-fascism, England might not be the first place you should look.

  46. 46.

    Amir Khalid

    July 3, 2021 at 1:48 pm

    I just looked it up: when Denmark won the Euros in 1992, their goalkeeper was Kasper Schmeichel’s dad, Peter Schmeichel. Schmeichel Sr’s performance at Euro ’92 led to Alex Ferguson signing him for Manchester United, and to careers in England for both him and Kasper.

  47. 47.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    Old Ruby Nose was a quality keeper. Totally wasted on those awful Manchooligans.

  48. 48.

    Amir Khalid

    July 3, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    Let’s see if Denmark can do six minutes of keep-ball.

  49. 49.

    VeniceRiley

    July 3, 2021 at 1:55 pm

    @Tony Jay: I’ll do my best to discourage such tendencies among all I encounter from the moment I arrive.

  50. 50.

    Sloane Ranger

    July 3, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    And Denmark wins.

  51. 51.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    @VeniceRiley:

    Want to borrow a taser? It’s quite the encourager.

  52. 52.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    Wheeeew… last 30 minutes after the goal to 2-1 was tough on the nerves here in DK. I might have downed a couple of cold ones pretty quickly. Credit to the Czech team, they played tough and well. But damn this feels good.

  53. 53.

    Tony Jay

    July 3, 2021 at 2:02 pm

    Denmark through, but the Czechs certainly came on strong in the second half.

    Let’s see who they face. We should have too much for the Ukrainians, but you never can tell.

  54. 54.

    Amir Khalid

    July 3, 2021 at 2:04 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    They can. And they’re into the semifinal at Wembley. Now to discover if England will be there too.

  55. 55.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Schmeichel senior is one of the main commenters on Danish tv and he’s fairly epic at that too.

  56. 56.

    NetheadJay

    July 3, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    @Tony Jay: For what it’s worth I hope you win and then we have an epic semi-final on Wembley.

  57. 57.

    O. Felix Culpa

    July 3, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    In embarrassing failson news: Giuliani son gets no votes from Republican leaders in bid for New York governo

    ETA: Of course, the faildad is pretty embarrassing too.

  58. 58.

    billcinsd

    July 3, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    @NetheadJay:  One of his strengths was shouting at defenders, so that makes sense

  59. 59.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 3, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    @Tony Jay: I hope we surprise you.

  60. 60.

    Another Scott

    July 3, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    ObOpenThread?

    The rest of the Surfside condo building may be demolished as soon as Sunday (before the hurricane arrives).

    reut.rs/3jFag1h

    I hope that they know what they are doing…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  61. 61.

    Martin

    July 3, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    That penalty is bullshit. The 2nd Amendment doesn’t restrict you from kicking a defenseless player in the neck.

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