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State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing

by WaterGirl|  September 3, 20213:12 pm| 248 Comments

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Call to action:

Instead of lamenting that the vile Texas pregnancy monitoring law isn’t being described as such, let’s do something about it.

Let’s call the law what it is and then share that far and wide.  On blogs, on social media, everywhere we can.

We have tons of smart people and good communicators on Balloon Juice, and we have some marketing people as well.  Let’s come up with a headline.  Let’s come up with a clear and succinct – and easily copyable – descriptive name for the Pregnancy Monitoring Vigilante law and summary of all the harm it does, and then let’s get busy spreading the word.

If you have an idea for the exact wording of the headline, share it.  If you have come across great clear and short descriptions elsewhere, share them here in the comments.

We don’t like the headlines and the media coverage that make this law seem like no big deal?  Let’s make our own.

Here’s my entry for the headline:  State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing

What’s yours?

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    I don’t have a specific suggestion, but emphasizing “bounties” or “bounty hunters” seems powerful to me.

  2. 2.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    @Baud: Good idea.  I’ll start a list, and add to it as suggestions come in.

    • bounties, bounty hunters
    • pregnancy monitoring
    • vigilantism
    • anti-Choice terrorism codified
  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Headline suggestions:

    • State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing
    • Texas Allows Citizen Bounty Hunters to Profit From Forcing Women to Carry Their Rapist’s Babies to Term
    • State of Texas Passes A Woman Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing
    • Despite Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • TEXAS passes “Old Father Hubbard’s bill to keep Mother in a shoe foreve
    • Texas Law Authorizes Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law
    • Supreme Court Allows Bounty On Pregnant Women in Texas
    • Annulling Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • Republicans ban abortion in Texas, promise the same for every other state
    • Texas Abortion Bounty
    • Disregarding Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • Republicans urge neighbors to spy on your family planning
  4. 4.

    Sallycat

    September 3, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Florida’s very own horrible governor has announced he likes the Texas law and hopes to pass a similar law in Florida.

  5. 5.

    LiminalOwl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    I’ll go with Jill Filipovic’s “Anti-Choice Terrorism Codified.”  Except I want the word “vigilantism “ in there too.

     

    ETA: also too, what Baud said.

  6. 6.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    @Baud: I say we give our list of key words to Betty Cracker and ask  her to craft it into a statement/explanation of the law.

  7. 7.

    piratedan

    September 3, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Texas Bastard industry set to fill economic niche!

  8. 8.

    AndyG

    September 3, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Texas Allows Citizen Bounty Hunters to Profit From Forcing Women to Carry Their Rapist’s Babies to Term

  9. 9.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Woman Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing

    Looks like this in reality.

    State of Texas Passes A Woman Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing

  10. 10.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    “Despite Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters.”

  11. 11.

    Alce_e_ardillo

    September 3, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    TEXAS passes “Old Father Hubbard’s bill to keep Mother in a shoe forever.”

  12. 12.

    citizen dave

    September 3, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    It’s really evil.  I happened to hear an audio story a few weeks ago–history of Soviet food or something, but the part I heard was about when Stalin moved so many to the apartment blocks in the cities, and the people generally had no kitchens of their own, and had to use a communal kitchen.  Causing gossip, looking over one’s shoulder, reporting on one’s fellow citizen, etc.  This Texas law is evil in so many ways.

    Fu*k ALL the Republicans, in ALL ways.

  13. 13.

    Almost Retired

    September 3, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    I have to think about it, but I would want to emphasize that you can’t just shrug off this anti-abortion law because you don’t have a working uterus or are not an abortion provider.

    Something like “you may be an involuntary draftee in the extreme right’s war on women,” emphasizing the breadth of the “aiding and abetting” dragnet.  That’s a lot of words, alas…but you get the idea.

  14. 14.

    Anyway

    September 3, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    @Baud:

    “Annulling Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters.”

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:28 pm

    @Baud: Good ones!

  16. 16.

    Feathers

    September 3, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    Teresa Nielsen Hayden suggested on Twitter that Texas is bringing back Letters of Marque and Reprisal. I think this is an excellent thing to call the Texas Abortion Bounty. https://twitter.com/tnielsenhayden/status/1433420983549956097?s=20

  17. 17.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Texas Law Authorizes Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law

    Supreme Court Allows Bounty On Pregnant Women in Texas

  18. 18.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    @Anyway: How about “Disregarding Roe.”  “Annulling” is substantively correct, but could give rise to BS technical arguments.

  19. 19.

    James E Powell

    September 3, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    Republicans ban abortion in Texas, promise the same for every other state.

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    @WaterGirl: Radical

  21. 21.

    Anyway

    September 3, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    @Baud:

    Disregard is perfect.

     

    Excellent entries from Omnes…

  22. 22.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 3, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    Republicans urge neighbors to spy on your family planning

  23. 23.

    FelonyGovt

    September 3, 2021 at 3:37 pm

    Texas law incentivizes busybodies to scrutinize every miscarriage

  24. 24.

    mali muso

    September 3, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    Not sure how to fit it in, but I think something along the lines of emphasizing how this leads to “criminalizing miscarriage” might be useful.  Everyone knows someone who has experienced miscarriage (frankly, we all know people who have had abortions too, but probably are less aware of this) and drawing attention to the fact that this law will put all women who are going through a miscarriage in the cross-hairs of bounty hunters should be pretty shocking.

  25. 25.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    You guys are good at this.  Keep ’em coming.

  26. 26.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    Updated list:

    @Baud: Good idea.  I’ll start a list, and add to it as suggestions come in.

    • bounties, bounty hunters
    • pregnancy monitoring
    • vigilantism
    • anti-Choice terrorism codified
    • evil
    • emphasize the breadth of the “aiding and abetting” dragnet
    • you may be an involuntary draftee in the extreme right’s war on women
    • radical
    • criminalizing miscarriage
    • in the cross-hairs of bounty hunters
    • chilling
    • put all women who are going through a miscarriage in the cross-hairs of bounty hunters
    • incel vigilante brigade
    • uterus police
    • the Hand Maiden Brigade
    • radical pregnancy law
    • your neighbor can make $10,000 off of your miscarriage
    • Your Body, My Choice
    • drive home the children aspect
    • not an abortion law, but a pregnancy law
    • thirty pieces of silver
    • The Panty-Sniffer Empowerment Act of 2021
    • the Gladys Kravitz Act
    • No womb left behind: your body, my business
    • pregnancy watch
    • your nosy neighbor becomes your worst nightmare
    • that guy you wouldn’t go out with now has another way to try to ruin your life
  27. 27.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    “Supreme Court blesses socialized pregnancies.”

  28. 28.

    Matt

    September 3, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Republican men excited to begin PMSing

    PMSing (Pregnancy Monitoring and Snitching)

  29. 29.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    @Baud: incel vigilante brigade

  30. 30.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    I was thinking P***y Posse or P***y Police, but that’s obviously problematic (if pithy)

    Maybe The Hand Maid Brigade.

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    @mali muso: Hard to get everything bad about this law into a headline.

  32. 32.

    Felanius Kootea

    September 3, 2021 at 3:45 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I really like these entries, but would restate

    “Texas Law Authorizes Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law”

    as

    “Texas Republicans Authorize Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law”

    How about:

    Texas Law Requires Women to Prove Miscarriage Was not Intentional

  33. 33.

    JanieM

    September 3, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    I live in a state where Yankee reserve has been raised to an art form, and most people maintain a delicate balance between minding their own business and keeping enough of an eye on the neighborhood to notice if someone is not okay. In that light, I’m thinking about the law I’d like to see passed to nullify this one, something like the “Mind Your Own Goddamned Business” law. But I haven’t figured out how to turn that into a headline that fits the premise of the thread.

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    @Ksmiami: Incel  might not register with normies.

  35. 35.

    Salt Water Cleanse

    September 3, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    SCOTUS on path to scarlet letters and stoning.

    Didn’t Jesus say something like, “Let he who lives in Texas cast the first stone?”

  36. 36.

    John S.

    September 3, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Your Body, My Choice

  37. 37.

    jimmiraybob

    September 3, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    Texas Inquisition?  As in, “nobody expects the…”

  38. 38.

    Edmund Dantes

    September 3, 2021 at 3:50 pm

    Texas gop wants your creepy neighbor to second guess your teenage daughters Ob/gyn’s medical care.

    Texas gop enacted a law to allow creepy neighbor to view your daughter’s medical records every time she misses a period.

    Texas gop enacted a law to make sure your 16 year old daughter need to prove their late period was normal and not an abortion

    Really drive home the children aspect. This isn’t just about adult women. It’s all women medical care.

  39. 39.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    “Gilead for Fun and Profit. Texas Criminalizes Wimmin stuff”

  40. 40.

    Splitting Image

    September 3, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    “Snitches get stitches” works for me.

    Also, nobody’s mentioned “thirty pieces of silver”.

  41. 41.

    grumbles

    September 3, 2021 at 3:52 pm

    The Panty-Sniffer Empowerment Act of 2021.

  42. 42.

    mali muso

    September 3, 2021 at 3:53 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Hard to even wrap your head around all that is wrong with it.

  43. 43.

    Almost Retired

    September 3, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    I would call it the “Gladys Kravitz Act,” but no one under 60 would get the reference.

  44. 44.

    Kay

    September 3, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    Really good, by Dalia Lithwick. She captures how ridiculous these people have become- what frauds they all are.
    These aren’t “smart” people. They’re sneaky, cowardly people who bob and weave and lie and trick because they believe they are superior.

    Why didn’t the Supreme Court wait a few months and use Dobbs to end Roe in the clear light of day with an opinion that pretended to be respecting precedent as it lectured us about its solicitude for maternal health? Why not offer the relatively generous 15-week ban as a compromise to the Texas ban? But really, why ask why? Why do the thing in the most direct, if brutally violent fashion, when you could have waited a few months, heard actual arguments, then cloaked yourself in three-part tests and jargon and footnotes to paper over the jagged bits? Given a few months’ time, the conservative majority could have insisted it was soberly considering the existing doctrine, respecting long-standing precedent as they disregarded it, calling balls and strikes (as men do) in neutral and sober fashion. But instead they did it at midnight, shrugging that their hands were just tied, and showing Joni Ernst and Susan Collins and Ben Sasse to be the flagrant liars they are.

    Conservatives think the incessant, constant LYING they do doesn’t matter, but it does. They will only attract liars. Honest people can’t operate in the environment they have created. They reward liars.

  45. 45.

    Salt Water Cleanse

    September 3, 2021 at 3:56 pm

    @Almost Retired: I’m 57 and I get it!

    Well done.

  46. 46.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 3:56 pm

     

    Pregnant Women Now State Property

  47. 47.

    Martin

    September 3, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    Texas Expands Business Opportunities: Suing Incest Victims for Profit.

  48. 48.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    “No womb left behind: Your body, my business- Texas SB-8 reduces sexy time in entire state. They’re all Dry counties now.”

  49. 49.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 3, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    I just did a rudimentary google search for statements by associations of OB/Gyns and didn’t find anything. I’m guessing they try to avoid anything political, but maybe I just didn’t find it

  50. 50.

    NickM

    September 3, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    Bounty Hunter law is Straight Up Fascism, Texas-Style.

  51. 51.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Don’t try.

    Pick a horror, one facet, boil it down, then say it.

    Short and emotional.

    You’re baiting a hook, not cleaning the fish.

  52. 52.

    trollhattan

    September 3, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Here’s a garden of Susan Collins declarations that Kavanaugh will indeed uphold Roe V. Wade as settled law, precedent, the best ice cream flavor. HT Political Wire

    Has anybody spotted the Collins Concern Monitor? It’s AWOL.

  53. 53.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    Vagina Patrol.

    Coming to Already in the 9th century state of Texas you live in.

     

    My point about this being more than a pregnancy watch is that how do you know? How soon do women know they are/might be pregnant? How  soon do others know a woman is pregnant? It’s a variable and it really is rather undetectable to other than the woman without medical help early on, so this is not just an anti not pregnant law, it is an extreme anti female law. Because women will be are now subjected to extreme, horrible, bias, and not just pregnant women, all women between, approximately 12-16 and approximately 45-55 yrs old. (As if the extremists who wrote this crap give a damn if you are actually pregnant.)

  54. 54.

    p.a.

    September 3, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    The Anne Frank, Rat Out Your Neighbor Law.

  55. 55.

    trollhattan

    September 3, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    @Ruckus:

    “Vagina Patrol” starring Broderick Crawford. Truly one of the ’50s epic theme songs.

  56. 56.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    Headline suggestions:

    • State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing
    • Texas Allows Citizen Bounty Hunters to Profit From Forcing Women to Carry Their Rapist’s Babies to Term
    • State of Texas Passes A Woman Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing
    • Despite Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • TEXAS passes “Old Father Hubbard’s bill to keep Mother in a shoe forever
    • Texas Law Authorizes Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law
    • Supreme Court Allows Bounty On Pregnant Women in Texas
    • Annulling Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • Republicans ban abortion in Texas, promise the same for every other state
    • Texas Abortion Bounty
    • Disregarding Roe, Supreme Court allows Texas to Deputize Abortion Bounty Hunters
    • Republicans urge neighbors to spy on your family planning
    • Texas law incentivizes busybodies to scrutinize every miscarriage
    • Supreme Court blesses socialized pregnancies
    • Republican men excited to begin pregnancy monitoring and snitching
    • Texas Republicans Authorize Vigilante Enforcement of Radical Pregnancy Law
    • Texas Law Requires Women to Prove Miscarriage Was not Intentional
    • Supreme Court On Path to Scarlet Letters and Stoning
    • Texas gop wants your creepy neighbor to second guess your teenage daughters Ob/gyn’s medical care
    • Texas gop enacted a law to allow creepy neighbor to view your daughter’s medical records every time she misses a period
    • Texas gop enacted a law to make sure your 16 year old daughter need to prove their late period was normal and not an abortion
    • Gilead for Fun and Profit. Texas Criminalizes Wimmin stuff
    • Pregnant Women Now State Property
    • Texas Expands Business Opportunities: Suing Incest Victims for Profit
    • Bounty Hunter law is Straight Up Fascism, Texas-Style
    • The Anne Frank, Rat Out Your Neighbor Law
    • Texas Abortion Law: Inform on your neighbors, coworkers, and even total strangers, for cash prizes!
    • Texas Abortion Law: Inform on your neighbors, coworkers, and even total strangers, for cash
    • The Anne Frank, Rat Out Your Neighbor And Make $10K Law
    • Forced Pregnancy Posse Legalized
    • USSC Monetizes Forced Births
    • Anonymous Justices Legalize Pregnancy Spies
    • Fertility Witchhunts Loom in TX
    • Clinics Brace for Wave of Legalized Harassment
    • Anonymous Decision Overrules Women’s Choice
    • Texas puts bounty on pregnant incest victims
    • Conservative majority on Supreme Court supports Texas law forcing women to bear rapist’s babies
    • Texas Republicans Make Common Cause with the Taliban on Women’s Rights
    • Texas Republicans Insist Forcing Women to Give Birth is Freedom
    • Texas Law Incentivizes Malicious Targeting of Any Woman
    • Texas abortion law set to cost men money
    • Texas Republicans empower Bounty Hunters to Monitor Women and Punish Miscarriages
    • Republicans’ new law asks neighbors to inform on neighbors, reminiscent of East German Stasi
    • Republican law sics bounty hunters on women who miscarry
    • Republican Law Forces Women to Carry their Rapist’s Baby
    • Republicans Offer Monetary Incentives for Your Neighbors to Spy on you and Turn You In to the State.
    • 13-Year Olds Forced to Give Birth to Rapist’s Babies, thanks to GOP
    • Had A Miscarriage? New GOP Law in Texas Allows Your Neighbors to Sue Anyone Involved in Your Care (Including Your Husband)!
    • Karen says you’re a slut” law.
    • Texas updates Fugitive Slave Law for 21st century
  57. 57.

    CaseyL

    September 3, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Texas Abortion Law: Inform on your neighbors, coworkers, and even total strangers, for cash prizes!

  58. 58.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Key words and phrases:

    • bounties, bounty hunters
    • pregnancy monitoring
    • vigilantism
    • anti-Choice terrorism codified
    • evil
    • emphasize the breadth of the “aiding and abetting” dragnet
    • you may be an involuntary draftee in the extreme right’s war on women
    • radical
    • criminalizing miscarriage
    • in the cross-hairs of bounty hunters
    • chilling
    • put all women who are going through a miscarriage in the cross-hairs of bounty hunters
    • incel vigilante brigade
    • uterus police
    • the Hand Maiden Brigade
    • radical pregnancy law
    • your neighbor can make $10,000 off of your miscarriage
    • Your Body, My Choice
    • drive home the children aspect
    • not an abortion law, but a pregnancy law
    • thirty pieces of silver
    • The Panty-Sniffer Empowerment Act of 2021
    • the Gladys Kravitz Act
    • No womb left behind: your body, my business
    • pregnancy watch
    • your nosy neighbor becomes your worst nightmare
    • that guy you wouldn’t go out with now has another way to try to ruin your life
    • emphasize the impact on teenage girls
  59. 59.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    @p.a.:

    The Anne Frank, Rat Out Your Neighbor And Make $10K Law.

    FIXITFY

  60. 60.

    Super Dave

    September 3, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    @WaterGirl: Texas Passes Bountiful Rapist Protection Act (BRPA) to Shield BUBBAs (Big Uncouth Billy Bob Assholes)

    Somebody smarter than me could run with that and make it better?

  61. 61.

    Salt Water Cleanse

    September 3, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: Agreed! Emphasize the impact on teenage girls. I didn’t have regular periods until my 40s; this law woulda had me in all kinds of trouble trying to prove what my womb was up to.

    I remember clearly a doctor visit when I was about 22. The nurse asked when my last period was. I replied, “I dunno, a few months ago maybe.” She looked at me in horror like I was some kind of freak, “How do you know you’re not pregnant?!!!” I was mortified and shy, so I just shrugged and hoped to disappear as she tut-tutted her way out of the room. To this day I fantasize about all the replies I should’ve given her, including “Well unless it’s the second coming of Christ, I’m sure I’m not pregnant.”

  62. 62.

    Woodrow/asim

    September 3, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    @Kay: Reading that was like a balm for my soul, right now. Thank you, Kay.

    I don’t have a contribution for this thread; slogans aren’t in my wheelhouse at the best of times, and it’s best I stick to the stuff I do best — ramblin’ :)

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:10 pm

    @Woodrow/asim: I’m asking for headlines and words and phrases that can be used in the short-but-longer explanation of what this law does and what the law allows.

    You are good with words and phrases, so jump right in.

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:11 pm

    Does anyone else think it’s a good idea to share the lists with Betty Cracker and ask her to describe the law, as only betty cracker can?

  65. 65.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    We’ve got some really terrific headlines!    Seems like there are a lot more key words that should be included in the longer explanation of the law.

  66. 66.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    Forced Pregnancy Posse Legalized

    USSC Monetizes Forced Births

    Anonymous Justices Legalize Pregnancy Spies

    Fertility Witchhunts Loom in TX

    Clinics Brace for Wave of Legalized Harassment

    Anonymous Decision Overrules Women’s Choice

    Etc.

     

    But here’s the trouble. The papers and networks ain’t reporting this, because it makes Conservatives look bad.

    They want Trump back. They want the Repubes in charge. They like the bigotry and the chaos. They hate us. Look at how they behaved the last five years. They have pledged their allegiance, and it ain’t to the red white and blue. They’ll page Z-15 this whole deal, mention it once, then go back to gorging on Biden’s Benghazighan or Delta Covid coverage.

    Truth? You’re better off looking up local TX newspaper editors and journalists and anchors and false-charging them. Make those worthless fucking jackboot-sucking milquetoast simps we call reporters feel pain from this, and they may actually start calling it what it is.

    They are fine with fascism, as long as it does not inconvenience THEM.

    This suggests a possible solution. Or maybe I’m just cranky.

  67. 67.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    I anticipate a bunch of cheerleaders and wannabes will start turning each other in.  Competition for the cheer squad gets intense, and misogynistic behavior is not the exclusive territory of the testosterone-empowered.

  68. 68.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    I look forward to the case of Heather v. Becky.

  69. 69.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    @Subsole: Anonymous informants?  Will women even get to know who has accused them?

    So that person you chose not to hire could make up a false claim and you could never know, so you can’t explain how you didn’t hire her, or you married her -ex, or whatever?

  70. 70.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    I believe the list of reasons one might not want to live in Texas just got bigger.

    I wonder what Texas would look like if 90% of the woman left? Wanna bet it wouldn’t be more pleasant in any way?

  71. 71.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 4:15 pm

    @Baud:  Is that Becky with the good hair?

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Another headline list, I will combine them later:

  73. 73.

    Fair Economist

    September 3, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    “Conservative majority on Supreme Court supports Texas law forcing women to bear rapist’s babies.”

  74. 74.

    Antonius

    September 3, 2021 at 4:16 pm

    Texas puts bounty on pregnant incest victims.

  75. 75.

    Felanius Kootea

    September 3, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    More headline possibilities:

    Texas Republicans Make Common Cause with the Taliban on Women’s Rights

    Texas Republicans Insist Forcing Women to Give Birth is Freedom

  76. 76.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Yes.

    But I’d bet she is in one of two moods.

    A. So pissed off that she can’t touch a keyboard without setting it on fire.

    B. So pissed off that she can’t formulate the words of the english language. (and I’m assuming {and yes I know ass….} that she doesn’t type in other languages)

  77. 77.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    “No Country Except for Old Men- Christian busy-bodies left behind wonder why womb police drove everyone away.”

  78. 78.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    @Subsole:

    Or maybe I’m just cranky.

    Nothing wrong with being cranky at this point in time.

  79. 79.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    September 3, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    “Greedy busybody ‘Up in your business’ law”

  80. 80.

    Felanius Kootea

    September 3, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Texas Law Incentivizes Malicious Targeting of Any Woman

  81. 81.

    AJ

    September 3, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    Forced birth

    Forced birth for rape and incest victims

  82. 82.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:22 pm

    @Subsole: ​
      That was the point I was making.

  83. 83.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    More key words and phrases, I will combine with the previous list later:

    • christian busy-bodies
    • forced birth
    • forced birth for rape and incest victims
    • greedy busybody ‘Up in your business’ law
    • you must hire a lawyer to defend yourself otherwise you automatically lose’
    • They will HUNT you.

       

  84. 84.

    narya

    September 3, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    A friend just sent me a picture titled “Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Unveiling New Uniforms.” They’re in blue handmaid dresses, with the white bonnets with blue stars down the side. I can email to a front pager if you want to post it.

  85. 85.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    More headlines, will combine later.

    • Texas Law Incentivizes Malicious Targeting of Any Woman
    • Texas abortion law set to cost men money
    • Texas Republicans empower Bounty Hunters to Monitor Women and Punish Miscarriages
    • Republicans’ new law asks neighbors to inform on neighbors, reminiscent of East German Stasi
    • Republican law sics bounty hunters on women who miscarry
    • Republican Law Forces Women to Carry their Rapist’s Baby
    • Republicans Offer Monetary Incentives for Your Neighbors to Spy on you and Turn You In to the State.
    • 13-Year Olds Forced to Give Birth to Rapist’s Babies, thanks to GOP
    • Had A Miscarriage? New GOP Law in Texas Allows Your Neighbors to Sue Anyone Involved in Your Care (Including Your Husband)!
    • Karen says you’re a slut” law.
    • Texas updates Fugitive Slave Law for 21st century
    • Bank deposits frozen in Texas due to Supreme Court Ruling.
  86. 86.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    @narya: Sure.

  87. 87.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    @Felanius Kootea:

    I think that currently Texas republicans might be worse than the Taliban. However ISIS(in any form) may still be worse. It is however a close call.

  88. 88.

    M31

    September 3, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    What about the ‘you must hire a lawyer to defend yourself otherwise you automatically lose’ aspect of the law?

    “Texas abortion law set to cost men money”

    (sad chortle that this will get more press than backalley abortion deaths)

  89. 89.

    Fleeting Expletive

    September 3, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    @Salt Water Cleanse: My reply way back then to the nurse who asked me the same question: “I haven’t been exposed.”

  90. 90.

    narya

    September 3, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: done.

  91. 91.

    AM in NC

    September 3, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    Texas Republicans empower Bounty Hunters to Monitor Women and Punish Miscarriages

    Republicans’ new law asks neighbors to inform on neighbors, reminiscent of East German Stasi

    Republican law sics bounty hunters on women who miscarry

    Republican Law Forces Women to Carry their Rapist’s Baby

    Republicans Offer Monetary Incentives for Your Neighbors to Spy on you and Turn You In to the State.

    13-Year Olds Forced to Give Birth to Rapist’s Babies, thanks to GOP

    Had A Miscarriage? New GOP Law in Texas Allows Your Neighbors to Sue Anyone Involved in Your Care (Including Your Husband)!

  92. 92.

    trollhattan

    September 3, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    “Karen says you’re a slut” law.

  93. 93.

    Bluegirlfromwyo

    September 3, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    All Your Exes Live in Texas? They Can Make Up Your Pregnancy and Cash Out

  94. 94.

    Chris Johnson

    September 3, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    @WaterGirl: “They Will Hunt You”

    The lack of process is the point. There’s a reason they couldn’t and didn’t codify a formal process to police women in a law-abiding fashion: they’re just as capable of doing that but it isn’t the prize.

    The prize is a reign of terror. They will HUNT you. So be good and do not complain when the Republicans are simply appointed governors, leaders, Presidents just because they say so, because if you complain they will hunt you and they don’t need a reason.

    Flagrant desperation: Hitler’s Final Bunker shit.

    I never said it would WORK. I’m just saying, this is what they intend and why they are doing what they’re doing, across the board. They have this idea they can be a fascist state and just plain seize power by raw force. This, while they don’t have the military. They’re still trying, though.

    The real win will be restoring rule of law after demonstrating how important it is to have that. That will be OUR prize. These guys are demonstrating why fascism sucks rocks. They are blowing it. They think they have no other choice.

  95. 95.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    @narya: State of Texas Passes A Pregnancy Monitoring Law, Gets Supreme Court Blessing

  96. 96.

    Apples

    September 3, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Can we all just take a moment to remember what a fantastic Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg was?

    Remember how she used to work out with a former Navy Seal?

    And how about those different jabots she wore?

    She certainly has left a very clear and unmistakable legacy on American jurisprudence.

  97. 97.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    Texas-Howdy Arabia deemed too extreme on women’s health by Sister City Riyadh.

  98. 98.

    RShannon

    September 3, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    Texas updates Fugitive Slave Law for 21st century

  99. 99.

    Just Chuck

    September 3, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    This wasn’t a ballot initiative, was it?  There might actually be political consequences this time. When it was put to the voters in MISSISSIPPI of all places, their Fetal Heartbeat Bill went down in flames.  In fucking Mississippi.

  100. 100.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    If I’m a young woman choosing between University of Texas and another college in another state, the choice just got easier.

  101. 101.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    @Salt Water Cleanse:

    See, I looked at it the opposite way.

    Teenage girls don’t vote. 20-30 year old college-educated suburban professionals do. And while their little darling would never get an abortion, kids can be cruel. Maybe one of the popular kids decides it’ll be funny to drag your loser-ass kid and their loser-ass folks into court. I mean, bullying is bad enough already. Now the class bully can actually use the civil courts to target your kids. You don’t even need a daughter. This affects boys too.

    Maybe you’re tired of your football team losing in finals. ‘Hey, the opponent’s QB took his GF to get an abortion.’ Time it right, and hey presto.

    We are about to discover what miserable, petty, conniving little assholes folks can be. It will not be pretty. At all.

    This shit ends TOMORROW if blond-haired blue-eyed white ladies in the suburbs with a life and a job and a family and a degree start suffering for it.

    Make them see how they can.

  102. 102.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    @JanieM:

    “Mind Your Own Goddamned Business”

    I can fix it for you with one word. Some don’t like that I swear a bit on BJ, even when normal swearing isn’t quite enough and this one word is a bit strong for some on this blog, but the reality of the situation I think demands it, if only for clarity. So….

    “Mind Your Own Goddamned Fucking Business”

  103. 103.

    piratedan

    September 3, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    this certainly turned FAFO on its ear, just add a comma

    Fucked Around, Found Out

  104. 104.

    Poe Larity

    September 3, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I wonder what Texas would look like if 90% of the woman left?

    In Texas, Trump got 47% of the women’s vote in 2016 (48% in 2020) and 66% of the white women. In 2020, 51% of college educated and 68% of no degreed white women.

  105. 105.

    Bluegirlfromwyo

    September 3, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    @John S.: I love this one…sums up their attitude on covid too.

  106. 106.

    Winston

    September 3, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    Bank deposits frozen in Texas due to Supreme Court Ruling.

  107. 107.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    @Apples: Blow me.

  108. 108.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    I need to put together a zucchini casserole for my company tonight, but I will be back to check for more entries as soon as that’s done.

  109. 109.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    September 3, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    “Republicans flush civil rights and due process down the toilet; 5 SCOTUS judges each insist on taking a dump on them before actual flushing occurs.”

    Herm. A bit crude, however accurate. And too long, I grant, it just doesn’t *pop*.

  110. 110.

    Juju

    September 3, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Someone on LGM called it the “Fugitive Uterus Act”. I’d run with that and go with,
    Supreme Court okays the Fugitive Uterus Act.

    “The Handmaid’s Tale” is a work of fiction, not a manual.

    I kind of feel like somebody’s watching me.

  111. 111.

    TerryTime

    September 3, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    @Subsole: This. This. This.

    • They want to use it against us. Point out they’re coming for THEM.
  112. 112.

    persistentillusion

    September 3, 2021 at 4:45 pm

    @JanieM: ​  In Colorado, we have Focus on the Family. Progressives usually respond by saying “How about you Focus on your own goddam Family and leave mine alone?”​
      ETA: Focus on the Family is both very conservative and deeply intrusive in the ways they talk about children, the correct way to raise them and finally, that all us terrible liberals are going to hell.

  113. 113.

    ant

    September 3, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    I would keep it simple, and go right to the heart of the matter.

     

    The female inequality act.

     

    Talking points would be simple:

    Republicans want white men to decide, Female decisions are unequal. Everyone who is not a white man (plus all white men who do not agree), can expect the same treatment from Republicans in all matters.

     

    This is what MAGA means. Define it.

  114. 114.

    senyordave

    September 3, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Handmaid’s Tale, Texas style

  115. 115.

    KSinMA

    September 3, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Texas Taliban

  116. 116.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Texas Republican Womb Rangers Lead State Charge…back to 1854.

  117. 117.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    @WaterGirl: 
    Sorry, pedant, but I remember Mother Hubbard going to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone. No mention of any children.

    Now, there was An Old Woman who lived in a shoe with so many children she didn’t know what to do. Typical of the period, she is not named.

  118. 118.

    Winston

    September 3, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    City accused of aiding and abetting abortions by allowing women to live there. Gas stations close by the thousands after being accused of aiding and abetting abortions in Texas.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    September 3, 2021 at 4:56 pm

    Head of anti-abortion groups says “fathers and other relatives will report abortions obtained by female relatives, unhappy that their daughters or sisters chose not to continue their pregnancy”

    So it isn’t your neighbor who will report you. It’s your father or brother.

    Just monstrous.

  120. 120.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    @Poe Larity:

    I was just thinking that 90% of them had actual human female lives. You know physically capable of reproduction. Maybe that 90% is high, those under 12 and over 55 might not count (although I wouldn’t count out the possibility)  but still it’s a sizable slice of the Texas population. This law effects their physical being and privacy. Of course in Texas women’s physical being and privacy are NOW the concern and right of every other human that breathes.

    And the SC went along without any actual thought or legal scrutineering because they are as screwed up as the Texas law makers. This law breaks so many concepts of American law that anyone who voted for this crap should be given an ISIS membership card. Which is the only thing that they have earned.

  121. 121.

    Salt Water Cleanse

    September 3, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    @trollhattan: YES!! Love it.  “Karen says you’re a slut” law. OMG, thank you for this. Laughing through my tears.

  122. 122.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    @Kay:

    Yeah, everyone talks about strangers, but most snitches will be fathers, SOs and ex’s.

  123. 123.

    Salt Water Cleanse

    September 3, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    @Subsole: Yeah, I feel ya. Good points all.

  124. 124.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    @ant:

    This. Please. This one.

  125. 125.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 5:00 pm

    @Kay:

    Or your ex who got angry you dumped him…

  126. 126.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    @Ksmiami: Texas: Bounties paid to Womb Police.

  127. 127.

    Pennsylvanian

    September 3, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    Skipped menstrual period by any female in Texas now grounds for legal action and financial penalties

    Male rapists now free to profit from any resulting pregnancy in female victims in the state of Texas

    Miscarriage is now grounds for legal targeting and extortion by neighbors, friends and enemies in Texas

    Texas females now subject to menstrual cycle monitoring by any random asshole for legal targeting and extortion

  128. 128.

    Cameron

    September 3, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    From out of the Old West  they came, the Lone Star State.  Hard men, eyes that didn’t miss a thing, blazing speed in dialing the hot line, never let truth stand in the way.  People called them…..The Vaginalantes….

  129. 129.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    @Kay:

    This.

    This is why I wrote above that it’s all female humans, because it is anyone capable of being pregnant and will extremely likely affect those that actually aren’t in even worse ways.

    I’d apologize for being male, except that really isn’t the problem, any more than being female is. The problem is conservatives, and their concepts and ideas of “governing.” This law is about a zillion steps beyond any concept of reasonable governing. I can’t recall any history of laws this bad, and that book alone is enough to fill a library.

  130. 130.

    JanieM

    September 3, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I can fix it for you with one word. Some don’t like that I swear a bit on BJ…

    I don’t remember ever disagreeing with you before, and I’m also fine with the word you added and use it all the time myself. But in this case, adding it takes away the punch. If you want to insist on it, I’d expand it even more…..

    But it’s moot either way, because no one’s going to use our profanity-laden headlines.

  131. 131.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    What galls me is that the media has demonstrated, by their choice of coverage, that they do not think women’s equality is worth discussing.

    I would be pointing that out, LOUDLY, every chance I got, from the Saturday kiki to the Church lunch.

    Hell, drop talk shows like the view a letter. Hit up the late-night comedy hosts and mention it to them. I dunno. Every mic and megaphone you can reach. Shit, organize another pink hat march.

    Our democracy is not sustainable if the media refuses to report the facts. We have to figure a way to attack that. I am too angry to offer anything good, but dear god. There must be a lever, somewhere…

  132. 132.

    Kay

    September 3, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    will report

    Really interesting, the language that the newly deputized pregnancy police are using. It’s the language of police and law enforcement. They’ve only be granted their extraordinary powers 24 hours and they’re already acting as an extralegal police force.

    But you knew it wouldn’t be restrained. The highest court in the country just gave them their blessing.

  133. 133.

    Poe Larity

    September 3, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    A near-majority of Texans favor outlawing abortion after six weeks, UT/TT Poll finds

    27% of democrats support. So even a dem crazificaction factor there. Unless we’re looking to influence federal courts, I think the messaging should focus on intra-Texas messaging and not what riles up outsiders. External messaging can be for a separate fund-raising effort.

    Perhaps a reading through of Askreddit posts like https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pghg3e/what_advice_would_you_give_to_young_women_in/

    A lot of discussion on IUDs. Arguably, this “law” could result in an even faster collapse of white folk procreation. So maybe be something like “Rapist Rights’ Act Leads To White Decline”

  134. 134.

    Another Scott

    September 3, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    “Pecksniffian bounty hunters in Texas are coming for you and your children.”

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  135. 135.

    Splitting Image

    September 3, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    @Salt Water Cleanse:

    YES!! Love it. “Karen says you’re a slut” law. OMG, thank you for this. Laughing through my tears.

    “Karen” is kind of an inside-baseball joke, isn’t it?

    “Your neighbour told me you’re a slut” will work better.

    “So your dad told me you’re a baby-killer. Bless your little heart.”

  136. 136.

    Immanentize

    September 3, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Texas “He-Man Women’s Hater Club” gets Greenlight from SCOTUS.

    SCOTUS Throws Out the Right to Choose; Eyes Allowing Racial Discrimination.

    SCOTUS Decision Starts Sectarian War in Texas.

    SCOTUS Decision Ushers in the Age of Assassins.

  137. 137.

    Misterpuff

    September 3, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Have a Miscarriage, Get Sued!

    Translated for Evangelicals:

    Have a Miscarriage (God’s Will), Get Sued (by your neighbors, enemies, out of state randos or even your own pastor).

  138. 138.

    RevRick

    September 3, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Here’s what I posted on Facebook yesterday:

    Are women full human beings?
    That’s the question posed by the Supreme Court’s decision to allow the horrendous Texas abortion law to stand. And their verdict is, “No, women are not human beings.”

    The Supreme Court has ruled that the state may hijack a woman’s body and her life to serve the state’s agenda, and she has no recourse.

    This is the very substance of tyranny.

  139. 139.

    Pennsylvanian

    September 3, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Want to fuck? You’re out of luck. Women lead nationwide sex strike in response to fascist Texas bill.

  140. 140.

    JoyceH

    September 3, 2021 at 5:15 pm

    Texas Deputizes Vindictive Exes to Harass Women, Pays Bounty For It

    The problem with all the sad stories about teens forced to carry rapists’ babies is that for most people, that’s a news story. Families of rape victims keep it secret if they can, to protect the child. Pregnant from rapist might happen right on your block and you wouldn’t know it. EVERY woman either has a vindictive ex or personally knows someone who does.

  141. 141.

    Juju

    September 3, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    @ant: That is perfect.

  142. 142.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Womb Raider 3:  This Time, It’s Super Personal.

  143. 143.

    Ksmiami

    September 3, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    @Cameron: awesome

  144. 144.

    NutmegAgain

    September 3, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    From Pantysniffy to Tampon Testing–Come to Texas

    If it’s got a Vagina, Nothing too Private to Poke Ourselves Into!

  145. 145.

    SiubhanDuinne

    September 3, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    Texas Offers Riches for Snitches

  146. 146.

    Raoul Paste

    September 3, 2021 at 5:28 pm

    @Subsole: “Pregnancy spies“ is a good one.  Succinct

  147. 147.

    Misterpuff

    September 3, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    Bro, your ex-girlfriend preggers in TX? Get ready for child support payments, like forever. Thank Texas and that snooty Supreme Court!

  148. 148.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 5:31 pm

    @Ksmiami:

    Womb raiders.

  149. 149.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    @Poe Larity:

    That’s from 2019.

  150. 150.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Succinct and appropriate.

  151. 151.

    scav

    September 3, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Texas
    Enables
    eXtremist
    Abortion
    Snitches

    or

    Tolitarian
    Enforcers of
    eXtremist
    Absolutist
    MiSogyny

  152. 152.

    PST

    September 3, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    I have two ideas about ways to fight the law, both rather unsavory, but justified.

    The first I brought up in another thread, but I want to put it back on the table. I read the bill carefully start to finish, and it is brilliantly diabolical. Someone was at work dotting every I, crossing every T, preempting every workaround, avoiding strategies for prompt judicial review, and putting every ounce of risk on the defendants alone in civil enforcement actions. Care can be found in even the mundane provisions, such as venue. But all that skill means that the bill is a perfect template for turnabout is fair play. Blue states also face frustration caused by the constitutional interpretations of the federal courts. Now we know how to pass laws that would otherwise be clearly unconstitutional in the eyes of today’s misguided Supreme Court but that will survive for several years unreviewed with potentially ruinous consequences for anyone who tries to defy them. I suggest gun control as the first subject, but I’ll bet we can think of many more. California, Illinois, New York, Massachusetts, and every other sensible state should be working already on a draconian statutory scheme that will make it as hard to purchase or carry a firearm as it is to get an abortion in Texas. SB 8 is so brilliantly constructed that a couple of bright legislative staffers with legal training could cut, paste, and substitute words easily enough to finish over a long holiday weekend. It wouldn’t stand up in the long run, but let the gun humpers howl for the next three years! Maybe this strategy will lose favor if Republican understand the concept of mutually assured destruction. Or maybe, I suppose, SCOTUS will simply apply inconsistent standards and forbid California to do what it allows for Texas. At least that might be so grossly cynical as to push a few waverers in Congress in the direction of expansion.

    Then there is what comes close to the moral equivalent of doxing, but they’ve asked for it. We know that even with the ironclad control the Republicans have now, Texas has almost as many Democrats. It has millions of pro-choice advocates, especially among women, and many of these folks are the same sort of prosperous suburbanites as a majority of legislators, public officials, party bigwigs, and members of the donor class. They live in the same neighborhoods and their kids go to the same schools. Let them keep their eyes and ears open for evidence of families who take the Republican line when it comes to others but will go out of state or send their daughters when abortion is reasonably needed. Those members of the leopards-eating-people’s-faces party need to understand that they too are under constant surveillance and the leopards are after them as well. This is dirty business, but imagine the indignation (and shame) when Dad is sued for paying for an abortion, Mom is sued for driving Suzy to the airport, Dr. Smith is sued for making a referral to a colleague in Colorado, and a little imagination should widen that circle. And even well-to-do people can use $10,000 or $50,000 of free money for turning the tables.

    I just got home and haven’t read the whole thread, so maybe others have made these suggestions. I don’t think I’ll be the only one to think of them. This must be made to blow up in their faces in every way possible.

  153. 153.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    @Kay: What’s next?  “Honor killings”?

  154. 154.

    MFA

    September 3, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    Neighborhood Nursery Watch?

    CIA? (The ‘A’  being scarlet, of course.)

    Fetal Force?

    Menses at Work?

    AfterBirthers?

    Abortifascists?

  155. 155.

    scav

    September 3, 2021 at 5:37 pm

    @opiejeanne: Rapists suing their victims to get an additional pound of flesh.

  156. 156.

    MFA

    September 3, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    Everything’s Buggered in Texas?

  157. 157.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    September 3, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    “Trump Justices Break Precedent In Supreme Court Endorsement of Radical Texas Pregnancy Vigilante Law”

  158. 158.

    Mallard Filmore

    September 3, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    You do the work, devote your life to this kid, spend your own money … and I will sit back and bask in God’s smile and glory.

    Stolen valor.

  159. 159.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    @Ruckus:

    Conservatism:  the belief that someone, somewhere is happy… and we can’t have that.

  160. 160.

    opiejeanne

    September 3, 2021 at 5:45 pm

    @Mallard Filmore: I’m slow today. Well, more than most days.

    I don’t get what you’re saying. Please explain as if to a child?

  161. 161.

    CROAKER

    September 3, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    How about stop

  162. 162.

    JCNZ

    September 3, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    If a young woman could afford to go out of state and have an abortion, she could still be busted for having had one – as could her mom for accompanying her there or her dad for driving them to the airport? Is that correct? Or is this spectacular vileness limited only to actions that take place in Texas? If it is not limited in that way, then middle-class people could find themselves victims of the bounty hunters. Interesting to see how that’ll go.

  163. 163.

    Shakti

    September 3, 2021 at 5:48 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Clearly, I’m more about clickbait & editorializing. My headline suggestions:

     

    • Instead of Stitches, Snitches Get 100 Benjamins in Texas
    • Dumpster Diving Panty Sniffers Drive Up Medical Costs in Texas
    •  Texas Passes Wahmbulance Chasing Inquisition Act
    • Bloody Sheet Fetishist Bonanza Spikes Due to Recent Texas Law
    • Unemployed  Paparazzi Find New Sideline in Texas Litigation Factory
    • Texas ThoughtCrime Unit Opens Pregnancy Division
  164. 164.

    West of the Rockies

    September 3, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon:

    All joking aside, that’s a pretty damn good and succinct thesis.

  165. 165.

    Alison Rose

    September 3, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    I like a lot of the suggestions, but would offer the gentle nudge to keep it gender neutral, because while the right wing is obviously aiming their rage at cis women, there are others who can get pregnant and can have even harder experiences getting medical care due to their gender identity.

  166. 166.

    Anyway

    September 3, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    Can we send the list to The Onion, Stephen Colbert and Seth Myers’ show – headlines like this need to go viral so the FTFNYT and Nice Polite Republicans are forced to acknowledge it.

  167. 167.

    JCNZ

    September 3, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    @PST: I missed this. Great observations in both cases.

  168. 168.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    @JanieM:

    But it’s moot either way, because no one’s going to use our profanity-laden headlines.

    Truth!

    Or likely ones that even tell that actual truth without the swearing.

  169. 169.

    karen marie

    September 3, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    “State of Texas Condemns Women to Death By Forbidding Access to Medical Care”

    “State of Texas Criminalizes Access to Critical Medical Care For Women Suffering Miscarriages”

  170. 170.

    bemused senior

    September 3, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    I was too late for the thread last night where discussion of red vs. blue was hot. I urge you to listen to and watch this rendition of “lift every heart”, called by many the Black national anthem. Its words and the video inspired me when I first saw it to reflect on our need to be willing to undertake a long struggle to achieve justice for all. https://youtu.be/MyS3HPInHtI

  171. 171.

    trollhattan

    September 3, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    @JCNZ:

    Detective: “And why did you fly to LAX then return to DFW twenty-four hours later?”

    Ingenue: “Sorority rush at USC?”

  172. 172.

    Captain C

    September 3, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    A variation on the second one:

    Texas Law Allows Rapists To Profit By Forcing Women To Carry Their Forced Pregnancy To Term

  173. 173.

    Another Scott

    September 3, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    NEW: Lyft created a Driver Legal Defense Fund to cover 100% of legal fees for drivers sued under #SB8, the restrictive Texas abortion law. It’s the first rideshare company to speak out on the issue.https://t.co/MisBaoPRoR

    — Jessica Bursztynsky (@jbursz) September 3, 2021

    (via Popehat)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  174. 174.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    @Anyway: I’m still making dinner for company so I haven’t had a chance to see the new additions.

    Look for another post this weekend where I share the lists and we can choose our top favorites – maybe winnow the headline list to half?

    I’ll see if Betty might be willing to take our key words, add her own key words and turn it into a paragraph that explains what the world could really look like with this draconian law.

    Anyway, stay tuned.  Thanks everybody!

    Then we can strategize about how to get the word out, etc.

  175. 175.

    debbie

    September 3, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    @Kay:

    For the minute I could bear to listen to him, Glenn Beck was whining that no one was thinking of the men.

    Oh, I’m thinking, buddy, believe me…

  176. 176.

    Mallard Filmore

    September 3, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    @opiejeanne: You, the unwilling mother, do the work and spend the money.  I, the anti-abortionist, am doing God’s work to stop killing “babies”.

    No, I do not get to feel good about dumping an immense burden on someone else and walking away.  I see this in a similar light to claiming a military medal that I have not earned.

  177. 177.

    Faithful Lurker

    September 3, 2021 at 6:05 pm

    Maybe someone else has pointed this out, but this law has modern historical roots and ones that I think would be very objectionable to the good right wing of Texas. This vigilantism is what the Red Guard was paid and encouraged to do during the Cultural Revolution in China. Some one should point out, in public, that Abbot and co. are behaving like communists. Ask them if they have their Little Red Book on their person.

  178. 178.

    Geminid

    September 3, 2021 at 6:05 pm

     

     

    @Salt Water Cleanse: If you’re Karen, you’re sharin’.

  179. 179.

    Karen Hawkins

    September 3, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    Law turns Texans into Period Police

  180. 180.

    Argiope

    September 3, 2021 at 6:08 pm

    “Got a uterus? Say goodbye to being a person; Texas says you’re just an incubator.”

    Text should include quote about a woman being a “host body” from TX state legislator

    No reason to fish earlier version out of moderation, WG—I misspelled my email.

  181. 181.

    Mallard Filmore

    September 3, 2021 at 6:08 pm

    @Faithful Lurker: Communist party identifies as RED.  Republican party identifies as RED.  Connect the dots.

  182. 182.

    PST

    September 3, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    @JCNZ: Is there potential liability for aiding and abetting an out-of-state abortion? I thought so when I first read the act, since there is no language that specifically limits the aiding and abetting liability to abortions performed in Texas. My comment at 152 reflects that assumption. But I think I was wrong. The out for wealthy and sophisticated people is buried in the definitions. The word “physician” is defined as having a Texas medical license. Then physicians, meaning Texas licensed physicians, are forbidden to perform post-heartbeat abortions. Finally, aiding or abetting an abortion that violates the act is forbidden, but it only violates the act if a Texas doc does it. So I guess a good argument can be made that driving someone to the airport and paying the bill doesn’t count as long as you make sure the doctor isn’t cross-licensed in Texas. I’ll bet that this is intentional and that the subtlety is intentional as well.

  183. 183.

    catothedog

    September 3, 2021 at 6:13 pm

    Corrupt Republicans on Supreme Court approves power of religious nuts to inspect every woman’s womb

  184. 184.

    Jonathan

    September 3, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    @Juju: +1

    This has stuck in my head since I saw it

  185. 185.

    zhena gogolia

    September 3, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    @bemused senior:

    Beautiful, thanks!

  186. 186.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 3, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    Do I understand correctly that this law has no exception for ectopic pregnancies? In that case,

    TEXAS FLOUTS ROE – WOMEN’S CHOICE: JAIL OR DEATH

    (For the unfortunate minority, but let’s not let the statistics get in the way of a pointed rejoinder. Those GQP bastards never hesitate a picosecond to dig up the one individual who might be mildly inconvenienced by something Democrats have done and splash their sob-story across every media platform in the multiverse…)

  187. 187.

    Subsole

    September 3, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    @Faithful Lurker:

    They won’t care. They are not appalled by the actions. They are envious.

    Even if they did feel the sting of conscience, they are under the purifying and righteous blood of Jesus. So it’s all good.

    Their faith is just an excuse, most days. Remember that always, and you will get a pretty good handle on them.

    When Christ said “be not as the hypocrites who pray loudly in public,” these are the folks he was warning about.

  188. 188.

    Another Scott

    September 3, 2021 at 6:19 pm

    The Supreme Court’s actions overturning the CDC eviction moratorium, attacking voting rights and women's reproductive freedoms show how much partisanship is driving these justices’ decisions. I just introduced a bill with @RepRoKhanna to reform the Court and end lifetime tenures.

    — Rep. Don Beyer (@RepDonBeyer) September 3, 2021

    We know how to solve our present problems. We need to do the work to make it possible.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  189. 189.

    Shakti

    September 3, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    Lifestyle mags:

     

    • Beware! Your Rainbow Baby May Make It Rain for Someone Else
    • TTC? Caution: It May Cost An Additional 10K each Time
  190. 190.

    Fleeting Expletive

    September 3, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    what I hope happens is that the vast numbers of white women, suburban, caregiving or jobholding women, react with horror and revulsion to Texas’ and Republican laws.  They could even become Democrats because of this insult  Of course a fair percentage will be of the evangelical persuasion, though.  My reaction is pure disgust, so I have a hard time imagining how some people will think it’s just ducky.  It felt good to send some money to the Texas Fund Choice people, even though my hundred will get split up into little amounts, I do want the recipient organizations to know they have support for the work they do.  Maybe I can do it monthly.

  191. 191.

    Woodrow/asim

    September 3, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    @WaterGirl: You are good with words and phrases, so jump right in.

    Thank you! Trouble is, I love words so much that I have real trouble with “short and pithy” :) Trust — I used to write a few poetry styles, and used to do haiku just to force myself to stop writing so damn much!

    …and it’s esp. bad, when, as it turns out, I’m unexpectedly exhausted, and fall asleep for a multi-hour nap!

  192. 192.

    ema

    September 3, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    ACOG’s statement on the Uterine Containers Law.

  193. 193.

    Woodrow/asim

    September 3, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    @Alison Rose: while the right wing is obviously aiming their rage at cis women, there are others who can get pregnant and can have even harder experiences getting medical care due to their gender identity.

    I’ll gladly second this, and have been striving to manage how I talk gender (or not!) when I discuss these issues, esp over last year or so.

  194. 194.

    MirandaWonders

    September 3, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    Texas extremists have just redefined Labor Day by mandating forced labor on all Texan pregnant people.

  195. 195.

    piratedan

    September 3, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    with all of the potential bumper stickers being floated around, I do hope that there is an army of young women notifying each other of how the game has changed…. because the potential of something that was just supposed to be fun can now turn into a financial millstone depending upon the effectiveness of your birth control and your partner (and all of the potential douchebags in his circle (and hers))

  196. 196.

    Woodrow/asim

    September 3, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    …I’m sorry, @WaterGirl. I tried, but all this? I can’t even make slogans of it, it’s too raw and real for me. The couple that I workshopped felt like slaps in the face, against the reality of this shitstorm. (No judgement on those who can.)

    Thank you for asking, though.

  197. 197.

    mali muso

    September 3, 2021 at 6:40 pm

    Well, one spot of good news.  GoDaddy is cutting off Texas Right to Life’s abortion ‘whistleblowing’ website

  198. 198.

    stinger

    September 3, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    The only comment I had for WaterGirl’s initial “Pregnancy Monitoring Law” is that it could be seen as “monitoring by your healthcare professional”, when really it’s “monitoring by your nosy neighbor or complete strangers with no healthcare expertise whatsoever”. Many other good suggestions here!

  199. 199.

    Another Scott

    September 3, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    Meanwhile, …

    FLAGGING:

    In court filing this afternoon, US Justice Dept warns: "The ongoing threat to the U.S. Capitol is not hypothetical" … flagging likelihood of a "large scale rally" in DC on Sept 18. pic.twitter.com/Xpnh290rlz

    — Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) September 3, 2021

    (via LOLGOP)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  200. 200.

    stinger

    September 3, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    Call Your Neighbor a Slut and Win $10,000!

  201. 201.

    LivinginExile

    September 3, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    Your body, my bounty.

  202. 202.

    debbie

    September 3, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    Lovely headlines all; most are too long to really stick in the mind. Something short and snappy would be better, maybe “Christian Taliban Takes Control of Texas” might get more attention.

  203. 203.

    banditqueen

    September 3, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    @Pennsylvanian:

    Skipped menstrual period by any female in Texas now grounds for legal action and financial penalties

    Male rapists now free to profit from any resulting pregnancy in female victims in the state of Texas

    Miscarriage is now grounds for legal targeting and extortion by neighbors, friends and enemies in Texas

    Texas females now subject to menstrual cycle monitoring by any random asshole for legal targeting and extortion

    Those headlines blast the legalese from the TX law.

  204. 204.

    MazeDancer

    September 3, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    In an ad:

    “Do You Want Your Daughter to Carry Her Rapist’s Baby?”

    @Chris Johnson:

    “They Will Hunt You” is very good.

    Inspire anger and fear. Forget any other strategy.

  205. 205.

    Suzanne

    September 3, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    “Miscarriage Gestapo”

    ”Handmaid’s Tale, now nonfiction”

  206. 206.

    Eunicecycle

    September 3, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    OT but related: What is the proof needed that the woman even had an abortion? How can a woman prove a negative, that they were never pregnant and didn’t have an abortion? I don’t understand the whole thing.

  207. 207.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 7:21 pm

    @Mallard Filmore:

    No, I do not get to feel good about dumping an immense burden on someone else and walking away.  I see this in a similar light to claiming a military medal that I have not earned.

    I’m not saying that claiming an unearned military medal isn’t important, but this invasion of a woman’s rights seems to me to be a hell of a lot worse. And please don’t forget I enlisted and served during a war. Stolen valor is not the same as this law, it just isn’t.

  208. 208.

    Starfish

    September 3, 2021 at 7:22 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: The American Medical Association had a statement. They are more general than what you are looking for probably.

  209. 209.

    Michael Cain

    September 3, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    Texas nullifies federal medical privacy laws.

  210. 210.

    no comment

    September 3, 2021 at 7:27 pm

    @stinger:

    The only comment I had for WaterGirl’s initial “Pregnancy Monitoring Law” is that it could be seen as “monitoring by your healthcare professional”, when really it’s “monitoring by your nosy neighbor or complete strangers with no healthcare expertise whatsoever”

    I would suggest “spying” or some other word or phrase (your “nosy neighbor” is good) that describes people sticking their noses in other people’s business.

  211. 211.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 3, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    @ema: Thanks

    Also to Starfish at #208

  212. 212.

    The Thin Black Duke

    September 3, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Any woman voting for the GOP is a suicide bomber.

  213. 213.

    Ruckus

    September 3, 2021 at 7:33 pm

    @debbie:

    I can imagine that a number of Texas women could now resort to more extreme measures as to how to not get pregnant. The possibility of a sperm delivery device being severed from the delivery driver with a very sharp tool seems to be set for an increase over the foreseeable future

  214. 214.

    MomSense

    September 3, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    I remember the conversation I had the morning I had to leave the house early to go to the hospital because I was having a hysterectomy.  My mom looked so worried so I joked that I would be one less uterus for the Republicans to control.  I’ve heard women joke about incorporating their uteri (uteruses?) so the Republicans won’t regulate them.  My favorite quip was about 10+ years ago from a state representative in Texas who said that Texas Republicans wanted a government so small it could fit inside your uterus.
    We joke about it because as women we are constantly having to prove things and that means we have become skilled at finding just the right language to plead our case.  We can’t come across as whining, nagging, complaining, unpleasant, brusque, bitchy, emotional, hysterical – we have to be absolutely perfect in our communication so we don’t make our oppressors feel the slightest discomfort.  We can’t show the emotions or consequences resulting from our oppressors’ actions.
    And if the pitch of our voice gets higher or more nasal because the emotions, the frustration we feel affects our breath and vocal chords – well that “whiny tone” is justification for dismissing us unceremoniously.

    It’s a song as old as time, women reduced to our bodies. It’s exponentially worse for women who are not white.  Their experience, the history of their treatment by men is violent.

    The pain we all feel is generational.  We walk through spaces and time differently.  Men don’t experience night or dark or alone on a road or street the same way.  Men don’t fear dates or being alone in the boss/professor/teacher’s office the same way.

    The weight of the millennia of injustice is just too fucking much to carry sometimes.  It doesn’t.  No it never had to be this way.  We are all sick to fucking death of it.

    And now there is so much performative support for women.  Call this number and spam the tip line.  Give to these organizations.  So much ALL CAPS Biden and the Dems need to expand the court and the fact that he hasn’t already is proof of whatever.  So much ALL CAPS where is Garland and the DOJ. I just want to tell them all to fuck off.

    Where have you been for 40 fucking years when we have tried to tell you that our autonomy was in danger? How fucking hollow and insulting are your protestations that there is no difference between the parties and you will vote your conscience for Nader or Stein? Women’s rights have been the difference between the parties in every vote and every time you couldn’t be arsed to show up and vote.  Sometimes I think that if I actually engaged with the people posting the bullshit I would be so vitriolic and over the top I would have to remove myself permanently from polite society.

     

    Yes, there are probably things (MORE) things we can do and better words to persuade others to acknowledge our full humanity.  I don’t have them now and I don’t want to.  I’m angry and I’m mourning.  I’m feeling betrayed and I’m sick to fucking death of all of it.

  215. 215.

    andy

    September 3, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    The state of Texas has today empowered a volunteer Incel Sex Police force

  216. 216.

    Baud

    September 3, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    @MomSense:

    {{{MomSense}}}

  217. 217.

    no comment

    September 3, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I don’t really do social media, but I would think making these into “memes” would be a good way to share them far and wide. Use a relevant picture or just a solid color for the background. Add the headline in large font. In smaller font, add a short paragraph explaining how the law may result in exactly what the seemingly hyperbolic headline says.

    Memes would get around the character limit some sites have, and be more memorable. Jackals could share the particular memes/headlines they think would resonate most with users/friends/followers at their favorite social media sites.

  218. 218.

    WaterGirl

    September 3, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    @no comment: Great idea!

  219. 219.

    MomSense

    September 3, 2021 at 7:54 pm

    @Baud:

    ?

  220. 220.

    debbie

    September 3, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    @MomSense:

    ?

  221. 221.

    debbie

    September 3, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    FUN FACT: Due to overwhelming public pressure, GoDaddy is kicking the Texas Whistleblower website to the curb in 24 hours.YOU GUYS DID THIS.??— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) September 3, 2021

  222. 222.

    Shakti

    September 3, 2021 at 8:51 pm

    • Upskirters, Peeping Toms, and Wife Abusers Find Unexpected Ally in Supreme Court; Texas
    • Texas & Supreme Court Nuke the Right to Privacy, Abortion and HIPAA
  223. 223.

    eddie blake

    September 3, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    @WaterGirl: late to the party as ever, but howbout this?

    “big brother is watching: texas taliban unveils forced pregnancy bill kneecapping Roe V Wade, conservative cabal on the SCOTUS concurs.”

    too long?

  224. 224.

    eddie blake

    September 3, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    @Chris Johnson: is it just me, or is this not going to stay confined to abortion. anyone could be sued for abetting, man, woman or child, even if they haven’t ANYTHING to do with one…

    and they’d still have to get a lawyer and defend themselves in court lest they be out at LEAST ten k.

    you could drag ANYONE to court. anyone who annoyed you, anyone you hated, anyone you thought was a powerful political foe….anyone.

    right? or am i reading this wrong?

  225. 225.

    dimmsdale

    September 3, 2021 at 9:01 pm

    Headline: ‘TEAM REPUBLICAN’ SUPREME COURT JOINS EXTREMIST TEXAS LEGISLATORS IN SHOVING THEIR NOSES UP YOUR WIVES/DAUGHERS’ UTERI

  226. 226.

    Starfish

    September 3, 2021 at 9:03 pm

    @Apples: Can you quit being an ass? Why are you here?

  227. 227.

    lowtechcyclist

    September 3, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    @Almost Retired: ​
     

    I would call it the “Gladys Kravitz Act,” but no one under 60 would get the reference.

    I’m 67 and I didn’t get it. Duddy Kravitz, yes, Gladys Kravitz, no. I gather she was a sitcom character; my family didn’t watch much TV.

  228. 228.

    debbie

    September 3, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:

    Nosy neighbor in Bewitched.

  229. 229.

    Damned_at_Random

    September 3, 2021 at 9:22 pm

    Creepy Stalker or Crime Fighter? Texas Lege Repeals Privacy Rights

  230. 230.

    Starfish

    September 3, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    @Alison Rose: So many of the people being mad at the Texas law have been terrible around gender and around disparaging the various Southwest Asians with Islamophobic stuff. “Oh look, they are bad like the Taliban.” No. They are bad like the white evangelicals who formed the KKK. People need to own up to how bad the white Christian extremists have been.

  231. 231.

    EmanG

    September 3, 2021 at 9:31 pm

    How’s about #TexasTheOneStarState ?

  232. 232.

    EmanG

    September 3, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    @debbie: Jesus, I’m only 58 and I got the reference. Oh, wait…

  233. 233.

    Shakti

    September 3, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    I’m asking for headlines and words and phrases that can be used in the short-but-longer explanation of what this law does and what the law allows.

    Oh, ok. I was going for emotional, gripping and shocking while true to what the law does because 95% of people don’t read the article.

    • Texas Law Creates New Class of Spamigation
  234. 234.

    brantl

    September 3, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    “Texas wants vaginal spies; SCOTUS says, “Sure!”.” I’d like to work vaginalantes in there, too, but I just don’t know how.

  235. 235.

    brantl

    September 3, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    @Apples:  She did, you asshole, apparently you never read anything about her, or any of her opinions, or the cases she took before she was on the SCOTUS, but keep up your derisive bullshit, all you’re showing is that you have NFC what your talking about.

  236. 236.

    brantl

    September 3, 2021 at 10:11 pm

    Texas empowers vaginalante bounty hunters, Supreme Court says “Sure!” .

  237. 237.

    Sloane Ranger

    September 3, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Texas creates Curtain Twitcher’s Charter.

    Republicans encourage Stalinist informers to spy on their Neighbours bedrooms.

  238. 238.

    Captain C

    September 3, 2021 at 10:40 pm

    @brantl: Vagilantes, perhaps?

  239. 239.

    Bonnie

    September 3, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    I had heard that Texas would slide into the Gulf of Mexico if it weren’t for the fact that Oklahoma Sucks.Too bad.​

  240. 240.

    m.j.

    September 4, 2021 at 3:12 am

    I only make laws against second-class citizens.

    I don’t enforce them.

  241. 241.

    the pollyanna from hell

    September 4, 2021 at 6:12 am

    UUSC BLOODY RAG JUDGES JOIN TEXAS GOP TO THREATEN LIVES OF 20,000,000 FEMALE HOSTAGES. Female hostages range in age from late middle age down to barely pubescent tweens. GOP seeks to extend reign of terror throughout the nation and world. Millions of women and girls locked behind the bloody rag curtain desperately look for a way out. Feds see clean rag stand-off with religious fanatics, insane misogynists and the doctrinaire patriarchy. Death count starts at zero, but is certain to increase from day to day. Highly placed proceduralists and institutionalists refuse to get excited, refer to “bloody rag hysteria.” Detente is unstable, as bloody rag terrorists commit fresh provocation.​​

  242. 242.

    the pollyanna from hell

    September 4, 2021 at 6:48 am

    @the pollyanna from hell: USSC, not uusc

  243. 243.

    AM in NC

    September 4, 2021 at 7:22 am

    @MomSense:  All of this. So bone tired of the needs, desires, and basic humanity of more than half the population always being forced to the back of the line. And if you dare to point this out, you just can’t take a fucking joke.

  244. 244.

    WaterGirl

    September 4, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Hillary’s tweet has a lot of great words that we could use:

    Last night, the Supreme Court officially overturned five decades of settled law and permitted Texas’ unconstitutional abortion ban to stand. Yes: They gutted Roe v. Wade without hearing arguments, in a one-paragraph, unsigned 5-4 opinion issued in the middle of the night.

  245. 245.

    WaterGirl

    September 4, 2021 at 10:15 am

    Same with Sonya Sotamayor:

    “The Act is a breathtaking act of defiance—of the Constitution, of this Court’s precedents, and of the rights of women seeking abortions throughout Texas.”

  246. 246.

    brantl

    September 4, 2021 at 11:29 am

    @Captain C: Yeah, and I guess this belongs on the opinion page of some Texas newspapers, (if they still have any that are worth a shyte) “ACLU where the f*ck are you? 51% of Texans denied their Constitutional Rights“. I think this strikes to the heart of it; more than 50% of the population are being denied their rights in the state of Texas, by a legal sleight-of-hand.

  247. 247.

    WaterGirl

    September 4, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    @brantl: That’s a great point, brant.

    Have you thought of contacting the ACLU and asking them nicely where the hell they are on this?

  248. 248.

    Wolvesvalley

    September 4, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    This thread is dead, but I just want to chime in with the opinion that the thing to hammer is the subjection of miscarriages to vigilantism. This is an issue with a powerful emotional component, which can appeal even to the women to whom the very word “abortion” is repugnant, who don’t care if anyone else gets one, who think they themselves would never have or need an abortion. You lost your baby? In the middle of your shock and grief, you’d better lawyer up!

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