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Archives for September 2021

Late Night Open Thread: Manic Pixie Dream Senator

by Anne Laurie|  September 29, 202111:10 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads

Never thought I'd have to tell a US Senator to grow up, but here we are. https://t.co/QGLkxlWU79

— Daniel Schultz (@pastordan) September 29, 2021

Thirty years ago — assuming an openly bisexual former Green Party woman could’ve been elected in the first place, even as a placeholder after her sitting husband’s untimely death — pundits would be using ‘change of life’ as an excuse for Krysten Sinema’s current behavior. And frankly, I think a form of midlife crisis actually explains a lot of her current stunting.

Nobody seems to pay much attention to the fact that playing ‘zany free spirit who goes her own way’ is a depressingly easy and cheap way to get attention. Dollar Tree jewelry, thrift store outfits, and a willingness to act like a spoiled six-year-old don’t require much funding, and any passably attractive young White woman can manage to sub out this shtick for a personality. Problem is, Manic Pixie Dream Girl has a shelf life, and Sinema’s pushing it. Like any other stock actress, she needs to find a bridge between her current ‘young wild thing’ and a hoped-for eventual ‘zany charismatic older woman’ slot, if she’s going to keep earning.

Manchin’s got all the money he needs, even if he weren’t old enough to retire with his dignity mostly intact; the attention he gets for playing contrarian is what’s keeping him happy. Sinema doesn’t even (as far as I know) have a legal partner to support her when she (probably inevitably, at this point) gets voted out of office.

Right now, as far as I can tell, she’s entirely devoted to putting together a clip reel she can market to whatever Wingnut Wurlitzer media needs a fresh Usta-Be-A-Democrat to whine about how the party left her, no doubt while beguiled by dangerous hotties-of-color like AOC and Kamala Harris.

Too bad we Democrats don’t actually have deep-pocket sugar daddies who could contact her quietly and simply pass over a big check — or a media contract — to literally buy her cooperation. Because she’s making it very obvious that she wants to be bought.

So Kyrsten Sinema is using the reconciliation fight to collect $5,800 checks from corporate PACs opposing the bill?

Each of these PACs overwhelmingly support Republicans over Democrats. https://t.co/6Gipqf09j9 pic.twitter.com/R7RdH2kH1R

— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) September 27, 2021

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What Betty, John and Liberal Redneck Said

by $8 blue check mistermix|  September 29, 20218:56 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I don’t know if “centrists” sucking from their corporate teats can be moved by anything, but if anything will move them, it’s the prospect of going back to their districts with the report that not a god damned piece of infrastructure will be funded because they blew up the deal that would make it happen.

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Were I a Member of the House Progressive Caucus

by John Cole|  September 29, 20216:31 pm| 155 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

I doubt they will do it, but were I a member of the House Progressive caucus, this is what I would do. I would state clearly and loudly to Sinema, Manchin, and the dozen or so edgelord douchebags in the House like Rep. Gottheimer that, if they do not cut the bullshit, they will, in the famous words of a cinematic mafioso, get NOTHING from here on out. Nothing. It would only take two dozen members of the progressive caucus to shut down EVERYTHING going through the house. Everything.

Just go full on scorched earth. Hey Sinema- all that stuff you are bragging about on your page? Stuff like this?

Protecting Arizonans and Ecosystems: Increasing wildfires threaten the health and safety of Arizona communities, as well as the unique ecosystems and watersheds that make our state special. Senator Sinema’s Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act makes critical investments in wildfire mitigation, prevention, response, and recovery to protect our communities and natural landscapes — including:

Watershed Protection: The Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act provides $300 million in funding for the Emergency Watershed Protection Program to help local communities recover after wildfires. This funding is available to non-federal lands to conduct post-fire flood prevention in impacted communities, such as in Coconino and Gila Counties.
Community Defense Grants: The Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act invests $500 million for Forest Service Community Defense Grants.
Burned Area Rehabilitation: The bipartisan legislation also provides $450 million for the Forest Service and the Department of Interior to carry out Burned Area Rehabilitation programs.

You get none of it. Nothing. My progressive caucus will tank the bill of any of that is still in it. We will strip every last fucking bit out.

Hey Gottheimer, all that stuff you are patting yourself on the back about? This shit? You get none of it. We will remove anything you sponsor or anything for your district, or else we tank the larger bill. From here on out.

Same with Manchin.

And they could do it, too. If Sinema, Manchin, and the bought and paid for Problem Solvers Caucus kill the Biden plans, the Democrats will get wiped out in 2022. But you know who won’t? The progressive caucus. They are in safe seats in districts that are many times even more progressive than their members. It will be the blue dogs who once again get wiped off the electoral map. Like fucking anti-vaxxers, they’re too stupid to save themselves.

You keep cockblocking everything, you get nothing from here on out. Ever. Fuck around and find out.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Blat from the Past

by Anne Laurie|  September 29, 20216:15 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Books, Information Warfare, Open Threads, Racial Justice

The sound I just made https://t.co/V64v5okL54

— Jane Coaston (@janecoaston) September 29, 2021

Or maybe that should be ‘shart from the past’…

Can you sigh so hard you break something pic.twitter.com/xtea6r43Yd

— Jane Coaston (@janecoaston) September 29, 2021

Hey, Norman Rockwell’s painting was ‘controversial’ with a certain percentage of magazine readers — more than fifty years ago. I’m not sure this lady had even been born yet.

Every year I like to revisit this Vonnegut letter during #BannedBooksWeek. It’s about a North Dakota school burning 32 copies of Slaughterhouse-Five in 1973, but it’s unfortunately still very relevant today. https://t.co/fCwuZhYY9V pic.twitter.com/FsmR4znDcS

— Sarah McLaughlin (@sarahemclaugh) September 29, 2021

“Section 51, part 6 of the Tennessee law makes lesson plans illegal if students "feel discomfort, guilt, or anguish."

If only this was the law when I was in high school, I could’ve had the whole math department shut down.

— The Die Is Cast (@bombcola909) September 29, 2021

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Sew Some Pussy Masks, Women Are Marching Again! This Saturday, Oct 2.

by WaterGirl|  September 29, 20214:41 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Action

Dig Out Your Pussy Hats, Women Are Marching Again

We Have Agency, Let's Use It
women in pink pussy hats holding a sign that says “you know it’s bad when Librarirans are marching”

The Women’s March returns to Washington on October 2 to rally in support of reproductive rights.

Marches are being organized in every state two days before the Supreme Court reconvenes for the October term.

The event was announced on September 2, the same day Texas’s new abortion legislation went into effect, banning abortions after six weeks and giving Texans the power to sue abortion providers.

In the dark of night, the Supreme Court voted to uphold the legislation in a 5-4 majority. Texas’s anti-abortion laws are now the most restrictive in the country.

Are any BJ peeps marching? Are your communities participating?

Find a march near you.

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Enough already: both or none

by Betty Cracker|  September 29, 20212:13 pm| 226 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

I’ve hesitated to bring up the situation playing out on Capitol Hill, where a dozen or so Democrats (out of a total of around 270+ in both chambers!), most prominently Senators Manchin and Sinema, are acting like preening drama llamas as they obstruct the party’s agenda and make it all about themselves — all while a fascist movement with its own multichannel ministry of propaganda and authoritarian dictator wannabe-in-waiting have seized control of one of the country’s two political parties. I keep hoping this is all a ridiculous sausage-making dance extravaganza and everything will work out in the end.

And maybe it will! I keep telling myself it’s a pity all negotiations take place within the one party that’s interested in governing, but that’s our current reality, and given the barest of margins, we’ve got to be willing to swallow a lot of shit from outliers within our party. But there has to be a limit.

At the very least, negotiators have to stake out a position so that a compromise can take shape. It’s a sure sign of bad faith when one party in a negotiation says, “I get what I want now, and you’ll just have to wait and see if you’ll get anything in return.” Especially when that party to the negotiation has already broken an existing agreement and thereby destroyed trust.

That’s where we are right now. First, Gottheimer and company blew up the deal for a two-track passage of the bipartisan infrastructure deal along with the reconciliation package — and they blew it up for transparently bullshit reasons. The entire fucking point of that deal was to keep faith between a small group of outliers and the rest of the caucus, and the outliers blew it up. And now Manchinema are jerking the president around:

“I don’t know what more he can do,” [Senate Majority Whip Dick] Durbin told NBC News. “He calls them down to the White House frequently, you know, pretty soon they’re going to get nameplates on the door, they’re down there so often.”

Both centrist senators remain tight-lipped on giving the President a top line number nor providing specific demands on what tweaks they would like to see in the reconciliation package.

Like I said, maybe it’ll work out in the end. I can easily envision Dems reaching some sort of painful accommodation that forces removal of most reconciliation provisions that offend No Labels donors. If that leaves a package that fucks Americans out of the desperately needed social spending Biden and the Democrats campaigned on (including the obstructionists!) but still seriously addresses the existential threat of climate change, the overwhelming majority of Democrats who support the Biden agenda, i.e., all but a dozen or so show ponies, would probably pass that bill, and we’d end up with the usual shit sandwich that everyone is used to choking down.

But it looks like there’s a serious possibility that Sinemanchin will refuse to budge until the infrastructure bill passes. If Sinema and/or Manchin do insist on passage of the infrastructure bill without committing to passing a broadly acceptable reconciliation bill too, Democrats should tank the goddamn bipartisan bill — preferably with Biden’s explicit blessing. The obstructionists can’t be trusted since they already broke the two-track agreement, so they shouldn’t get to play Lucy the football holder.

I’m usually a “half a loaf is better than none” person, but this behavior from the obstructionists is intolerable and cannot be allowed to succeed. Obviously, it will be terrible if the whole thing blows up and nothing passes. In that scenario, 100% of the Beltway press and many loosely affiliated voters will conclude that Democrats can’t govern. But IMO, caving in to the obstructionists’ demands would be worse for the party than acquiescing for what is essentially a glorified “bipartisan” highway bill because it would brand us as the party of Manchin and Sinema.

Better to tank the bill and run as the anti-fascist, anti-corruption party that needs more seats so it can govern effectively than to make those two corrupt and vain shit-stains the face of the party. The first look is weak, and that’s not good, but at least there’s a possibility for strengthening. The second confirms regular people’s worst fears about politics and will make the ubiquitous “both sides” lies ring true.

Enough of this bullshit already. Pass both, or pass none.

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I’m Here, You’re Not, Let Me Tell You About It

by $8 blue check mistermix|  September 29, 202112:55 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The headline is from a Jay Rosen essay about the role of reporters which always struck me as the right way to think about the role of the correspondent.

I’m planning on taking a year-long trip. John encouraged me to write about it, and maybe I will. I won’t be posting for a few days as my wife and I travel to the Dakotas to take care of her mother, who has treatable, curable cancer in her mid-80s and is tolerating chemo quite well. Unfortunately, this will be a replay of my trip there last year to take care of my mother, also in her mid-80s, who was dying of a less treatable, not curable cancer. Since the vaccination rate in the county where we’re heading is 37%, we’ll be N95’ing it and on a quasi-lockdown.

I don’t know if I’ll write about our destination’s lack of vaccination — there’s not much to say other than Fox News, Facebook, lack of education, and pure prideful stubbornness. But if I do write about it, I won’t be writing stuff like this CBC story about a rural Manitoba municipality (similar to a county) with a 24% vax rate:

An explanation for Stanley’s low vaccination rate cannot be attributed to a single cause, residents and historians say. 

Any account deserves a nuanced, layered understanding, they say, but it stems at least partially from generations of conservative Christians who feel the government has repeatedly turned on them.

“Partially” is doing some heavy work in that sentence because the area was settled by Mennonites. But at least they hint at the real issue:

The scourge of misinformation is evident in some of the discussions CBC had in the municipality. Among them, a retired nurse offered an array of debunked falsehoods, including ivermectin — a horse dewormer that also has a different formulation for prescribing to people with parasitic worms — being a cure for COVID-19, the local hospital filling up because people got vaccinated and even a person becoming blind because they were inoculated. None of those statements is factual.

If the Herman Cain Awards and SorryAntiVaxxer.com has shown anything, it’s that a few stupid memes repeated like prayers on Facebook, combined with a political effort to turn being unvaccinated into a tribal identity, has yielded a group of people who refuse the vaccine. Is there anything there that requires “nuance” or “layers”? If so, I don’t see it.

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