@tomcardy New government rules say if you mute yourself and then speak during a video call after working from home for 17 months I get to yell “BARNT” and leave
Fucking brilliant.
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@tomcardy New government rules say if you mute yourself and then speak during a video call after working from home for 17 months I get to yell “BARNT” and leave
Fucking brilliant.
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MisterForkbeard
Tom Cardy is a (Australian) national treasure. Two videos to call out:
The Big Breakfast, a tale of woe regarding a Mother’s Day breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIHl8Rw6W8&ab_channel=tomcardy
A collaboration with an amazing singer (Julia Robertson) about vaccine deniers “Roll Up Your Sleeves Parody”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgFPk2JfK8&ab_channel=ThomasPercy
Old School
Here’s the Twitter version of Cole’s TikTok post:
Tom Cardy
@Tomycardy
New government rules say if you mute yourself and then speak during a video call after working from home for 17 months I get to yell “BARNT” and leave the meeting.
3:17 PM · Sep 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Fester Addams
Our tech support guys will use the acronym PEBKAC – Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.
MisterForkbeard
@Fester Addams: PEBKAC is a time honored acronym. Everyone in tech learns it in their first year on the job because it’s always applicable.
If he’s using it to your face, he’s probably both a good tech support guy AND a jerk :)
zhena gogolia
@Fester Addams: That’s me! I freely admit it.
But I’m pretty good with Zoom.
Layer8Problem
@Fester Addams:
You rang? :-)
Bill Arnold
@Layer8Problem:
:-)
(spoiler)
Betty
Never mind my comment. Not necessary.
RobertB
@Fester Addams: ID10T error.
J.
I fucking hate Zoom.
Anoniminous
87.32% of computer problems can be traced to a loose nut banging away on a keyboard.
mardam
My beef is with people on video calls who think it’s necessary during a staff meeting to tell you who they are when they begin to talk. I know who you are. I work with you.
sdhays
@Anoniminous: 100%. Some of the loose nuts are operating the software and the others wrote it.
Just Chuck
Had to look up “barnt”. Aussie slang, love it.
zhena gogolia
@mardam: It makes people think they’re on TV.
Baud
@mardam:
This is Baud. I agree that’s annoying.
zhena gogolia
@Baud: You’re on mute. All I can see is you flapping your lips.
Baud
@zhena gogolia:
That’s not my lips.
zhena gogolia
@Baud: Jeffrey!
The Thin Black Duke
@Baud: Dude! TMI!
jeffreyw
@zhena gogolia:
Not mine, either!
zhena gogolia
@jeffreyw: I meant Toobin, of course.
Quicksand
OK, so I KNOW it’s been nearly two years, but it’s still true that:
My work laptop sometimes just randomly stops noticing that a hardwired headset is plugged in and refuses to use it;
My bluetooth headset just drops its connection because it feels like it; and
I sometimes accidentally speak while muted BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO BE POLITE WHEN I’M NOT SPEAKING FFS!
sab
OT Davey Tree is here to euthanize our front yard locust tree. Yay!
sab
Also too, they said they would take the dead branches off the roof. Husband and tree guys pronounce “roof” the same way. Rhymes with “hoof”.
Capri
@Fester Addams: The veterinary equivalent – This animal needs an owner transplant.
Central Planning
@Baud: You’re double-muted.
Central Planning
@sab: It rhymes with aloof. Not hoof.
sab
@Central Planning: So say you and I. Not them
ETA Kudo for the rhyme. Closest I came up with was “tooth” which was not close at all and kind of proved their point.
R-Jud
I love Tom Cardy. My brother and I have been bellowing HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR BUTTHOLE at one another for months (virtually, obvs).
Almost Retired
I had never heard of PEBKAC before, but I’m confident many IT professionals have applied it to me. Fortunately, my wife has a tech-related master’s degree so she functions as sort of a reluctant domestic tech support for my home office. Unfortunately, on all matters tech-related, she treats me like a mildly precocious child or a reasonably teachable dog.
StringOnAStick
@Almost Retired: As long as she’s not rubbing your nose into the carpet where you spilled your coffee, you’re doing OK.
sab
The person working the chainsaw up in the crane bucket is a woman!
Old School
@sab:
Now you’re going to have to buy your locusts from the store.
sab
@Old School: That will be pricey.
Sister Golden Bear
@sab: A friend of mine used to be an arborist — with talon nails. Still have no idea idea how she managed to never break them.
not_a_cylon
Tom Cardy is a treat and is dearly loved in this household. Business Man is especially silly and quoted frequently here.
gene108
@sab:
Roof and hoof rhyme. Your post confuses me.
Lymie
@Fester Addams: Loose nut behind the keyboard!
sab
Every window in the front of our house has an outraged cat looking out at the tree people.
Anonymous At Work
“You’re on MUTE!” was the quote of the year in 2020. I need that on a T-shirt and a polo shirt with a collar (depending on who I am on ZOOM with…)
Benw
@sab: thanks for that hilarious image!
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Anonymous At Work:
or to paraphrase a button my sister wore in her irreverent youth: “You’re not on mute, I’m ignoring you”
Jeffro
The modern equivalent here would be post-1980 Dems waiting to see if Jimmy Carter was going to run again, or post-1992 Reps waiting on GHW Bush. LO
rikyrah
I do believe her success is an example of ‘ timing is everything’.
Without the pandemic, I don’t believe that Tabitha would have become such a huge success. I think the shutdown of the world gave her the moment to break through and become huge. I don’t think without the pandemic, we would have been as receptive to her message.
Tabitha Brown (@IamTabithaBrown) tweeted at 7:37 AM on Thu, Oct 07, 2021:
https://t.co/OveaA14Eko
I made #1 on NY Times best seller list
(https://twitter.com/IamTabithaBrown/status/1446092326212829184?t=jw44grpXMLaCWEksujXF8A&s=03)
Gravenstone
@zhena gogolia: He said flapping, not fapping.
dnfree
@MisterForkbeard: we didn’t learn it when I started in tech, because there were no keyboards—just keypunches and paper cards. Also, we weren’t all guys then.
Another Scott
Meanwhile, at the Virginia bipartisan/citizen redistricting commission…
Thread:
As many of us (on the losing side of the state constitutional amendment) argued, this process is nonsensical and flawed and was apparently designed to be kicked to the state supreme court. And depending on appointed state court justices to be politically impartial is a silly bet at best.
(via BlueVirginia.US )
Grrr…
Cheers,
Scott.
Jeffro
@Another Scott: I vote for computer-drawn districts, programmed for compactness and compactness alone. Let the chips (and voters) fall where they may.
Geminid
@gene108: My parents were from Wisconsin, and I learned to say “cow” so it rhymes with “wow.” In the part of Virginia I live in now, country people pronounce cow “keow.” This may be a Scots-Irish thing.
WhatsMyNym
@gene108:
Same here.
Another Scott
@Jeffro: I don’t think that will work. People need to be overtly involved.
E.g. there are rules and federal laws about disenfranchising minority voters. That has to be explicitly considered, and is one of the reasons why the VA commission apparently failed (the GQP didn’t want to do so as I understand it).
Yes, we know that the parties slice and dice the electorate and use computers to draw maps that help them, so a non-partisan commission must be able to do the same. And compactness is important and can be programmed. But human judgment needs to come into play too.
I don’t know the best way to do this. It can be a difficult problem. Parties should not be picking their voters. But if parties are winning overwhelmingly in a state, then they should get a closely similar percentage of the seats. States that have the GQP getting 40% of the vote but 80% of the seats are broken. It (seemingly obviously) violates “equal protection” if nothing else.
My $0.02.
Cheers,
Scott.
germy
Central Planning
@WhatsMyNym: Does creek rhyme with wick or speak?
germy
WhatsMyNym
@Central Planning:
I’m familiar with both.
Gravenstone
@Central Planning: In my original neck of the woods (NW Ohio), “speak”. Except for Lick Creek, which can only be said in a manner to rhyme with “wick”.
Central Planning
@WhatsMyNym:
Me too. But it rhymes with speak.
I’m sure there’s all sorts of regionalisms like that. Another is route – does it rhyme with moot or pout?
Tim in SF
MisterForkbeard
@R-Jud: Ski-dap ba-dap!
artem1s
@Central Planning:
depends. “I’m taking root 66 to get there”. “I’m going to rout this thru payables tomorrow”.
raven
@artem1s: My new doggie is named Artemis!
Omnes Omnibus
@artem1s: You are correct.
sdhays
@Another Scott: I voted against it. Once again in the correct minority. Sigh.
Central Planning
@raven: I have a friend who named their sphinx cat Artemis.
WhatsMyNym
@Central Planning: Still doesn’t answer the question about roof and hoof.
LongHairedWeirdo
@Anoniminous: Yes, and did you know that 86.217% of all statistics are simply invented on the spot? (Yes, I know, there’s profound debate on whether the final digit is significant, due to rounding error, and statistical drift of the collective imagination.)
Central Planning
@WhatsMyNym: I’m on rhyming team aloof/roof/hoof
Omnes Omnibus
@WhatsMyNym: It depends on how you pronounce hoof.
WhatsMyNym
@Central Planning: Roof and hoof can be pronounced the same way, or pronounced the same as aloof . The issue is pronouncing them differently.
realbtl
@raven: Ha! Thought so from your posts.
Geminid
@Central Planning: “I get my kicks, on Root’ 66.”
Central Planning
@Geminid: I’ll admit that I’m right but other pronunciations are acceptable under artistic license.
Jeffro
@Another Scott: People “need” to be involved, or people “have historically been”/”can’t imagine not being” involved? I think it’s the latter.
As long as the districts represent equal numbers of citizens, and they’re as compact as they can be made, that almost has to be more fair than the current system.
Geminid
@Jeffro: As Virginia is still covered by provisions of the Voting Rights Act, racial distribution must be taken into account. Federal Judges intervened in Virginia districting twice the last decade, once to redraw Congresional districts. This resulted in the excellent Dan McEachin’s election to the 4th District. And later a court order redrew 11 Delegate Districts east of Richmond.
But a good mapmaking program could factor racial composition into a map generated along the lines you suggest. I would have liked to vote for such a system, but this was not an option, so I ended up voting for a flawed system that I decided was the lesser of two evils. And I knew Democrats have been kicking Republican ass on a map those assholes drew anyway, so I did not feel the independent commission was going to hurt us. I don’t think the Supreme Court will either. I expect they will hand this hot potato to a Special Master known to play things down the middle.
J R in WV
@WhatsMyNym:
I had a great aunt from over in Giles County VA, ived much of her life in Atlanta. She said “house” as if it rhymed with “moose”… Other old-fashioned pronunciations as well, that I don’t recall that well. She was my grand-mother’s very older sister.
Eleanor IIRC. Been gone for a long time now.
sab
@J R in WV: In my husband’s family the boys all rhyme roof and hoof, just like their dad whose family had roots in central Ohio. His sisters followed their mom with roof rhymes with aloof, like her parents from Pennsylvania. I follow my parents ( who agreed with each other) with the Connecticut Western Reserve accent of NE Ohio that is a lot like actual Connecticut.
Basically we are all hicks and every region has its own accents. I think I will stop teasing my husband, because his feelings were hurt, although he is merciless to my nephew from Columbus who married the Canadian and lived in Ontario for a while and picked up some of her accent.
MomSense
@R-Jud:
HAHAHA!!!
Uncle Cosmo
@gene108: Just FTR, down here in Balmermerlin, hon, roof rhymes with poof. Go roughly 55 miles NNE as Poe’s Crow flies (Lancaster PA) and it sounds more like puff. Go figger.