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Because I Love You All So Much

by John Cole|  October 10, 20215:58 pm| 76 Comments

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Found the fraternity composite from my pledge year in 1988, and my mullet game was FUCKING STRONG:

Because I Love you All So Much

Party in the back…

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  1. 1.

    Pete Mack

    October 10, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    That is some *good* fan service. Thanks Cole!

  2. 2.

    Baud

    October 10, 2021 at 6:03 pm

    Wait, have mullets gone out of style?

  3. 3.

    VeniceRiley

    October 10, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    Epic!

  4. 4.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 10, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    @Baud: I’ll mullet over.

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    We had a few hockey players who did that. Not quite to that degree though. My college time frame was a few years before yours (82-86) and our fraternity composites looked a lot like color versions of the ones from the ’60s.

  6. 6.

    dr. bloor

    October 10, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    You look like the entitled shithead in a million-and-one John Hughes movies.

  7. 7.

    MarkPainter

    October 10, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    I think you look very handsome.

  8. 8.

    Wag

    October 10, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    Spectacular!

  9. 9.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    @dr. bloor: No, the entitled shithead’s jock friend.

  10. 10.

    pat

    October 10, 2021 at 6:12 pm

    Got hair?  Use it while you can.

  11. 11.

    Libby Spencer

    October 10, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    Oh baby! You rocked that mullet. You should it again. I hear they’re coming back.

  12. 12.

    zhena gogolia

    October 10, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    @VeniceRiley: Yeah. If you just airbrush out the mullet, it’s a cool hairstyle.

    Nice strong jaw.

  13. 13.

    Mike in NC

    October 10, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Trump’s mullet was very creepy, with the hair combed back straight across his ears. Such a grotesque freak.

  14. 14.

    zhena gogolia

    October 10, 2021 at 6:18 pm

    @Mike in NC: Trump had a mullet? I must have missed that.

  15. 15.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 10, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    Ida know, I really don’t get the whole mullet thing. Looks no worse than damn near everything I see people wearing today.

    PS: You were a good looking kid, Cole.

  16. 16.

    Spanky

    October 10, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    I didn’t know you had Spock ears. The mullet really accentuates ’em.

    There’s a reason I don’t remember the 80s.

  17. 17.

    Tony Jay

    October 10, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    So that’s where Zoolander lifted Blue Steel from.

    Very D’erelict.

  18. 18.

    Cermet

    October 10, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    I’m lost how did that kid grow up and now looks like, well, like John Cole?! Doesn’t seem possible … oh well.

  19. 19.

    Burnspbesq

    October 10, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    That picture screams “short-stick d-mid.”

  20. 20.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    @dr. bloor: If you want the entitled shithead look.  Here.  I am in the middle of the shot. second row from the back, with sunglasses and dark hair.​

  21. 21.

    Suzanne

    October 10, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Regrow it, Cole. It would be epic.

  22. 22.

    Tony Jay

    October 10, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    “You know what this pretty normal hairstyle needs to make it pop? A fucking explosion of curling neck hair. Tons of it. So much it makes the rest of the hair look short. Buzzcut short. And throw in a plaid shirt with short sleeves, but don’t button it all the way up. Oh, hey, got any high-waisted jeans?”

    Mullet – When ‘a little bit country’ goes a little too far.

  23. 23.

    Nicole

    October 10, 2021 at 6:35 pm

    Oh, the mullet.  Business up front, party in the back.

    Yours was excellent.  MacGyver would have been envious.

  24. 24.

    Hawthorne Bridge

    October 10, 2021 at 6:36 pm

    I think we should listen to this ode to the hair with pictures to compare to our fearless founder -> youtube.com/watch?v=9YKXHbnsShA

  25. 25.

    Joe Falco

    October 10, 2021 at 6:39 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    “NERDS!!!”

  26. 26.

    Tony Jay

    October 10, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Oh, you nailed it.

    Nice to see Doctor Cox rocking the ‘Intense Jigsaw with a handful of crushed puppy’ look on the far left.

  27. 27.

    Mai Naem mobile

    October 10, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: lol. you do have the entitled shithead look down in that pic.  I think John looks more like the buddy of the good guy in a John Hughes flick.

  28. 28.

    NotMax

    October 10, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    The mullet is too close to the (frat) house.

    :)

  29. 29.

    Ken

    October 10, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    This is such a nice change from the way most of my relatives now share pictures.  “Oh, you don’t have a Facebook account?” is the response every time I miss something, as if they didn’t know that from the previous ten times.

  30. 30.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    October 10, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  31. 31.

    Another Scott

    October 10, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Could have been my hair at one time, but the part is on the wrong side.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    October 10, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Hmm. Doesn’t look like Beta.

  33. 33.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @Tony Jay: This was the day after a big party.  The night before we could have done our best Bullingdon impressions.

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    @zhena gogolia: ​
      One house over. DTD. Closest one to the Lawe Street bridge.

  35. 35.

    NotMax

    October 10, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    Scalp hair is wasted on the young.

  36. 36.

    JPL

    October 10, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Oh my…  We were all jerks at one time or another.

  37. 37.

    geg6

    October 10, 2021 at 6:54 pm

    OMG, OMG, OMG.  John and I had to pick ourselves off the floor from where we were laughing our asses off.  As John just very drily commented, “He’s changed quite a bit.”  And down I went again.

  38. 38.

    Tony Jay

    October 10, 2021 at 6:57 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    You’ve got the right number of uncomfortable looking black guys in the picture for that, but you really need the embers of a dozen £50 notes you burnt in front of local beggars for 100 proof verisimilitude.

    Oh, that’s what crazy Jigsaw guy is holding

    ETA – I can’t talk. When I was that age I looked like a hybrid of all the Bee Gees. Strong look, I thought.

  39. 39.

    Low Key Swagger

    October 10, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    Dayum son.

  40. 40.

    Keith P.

    October 10, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Tell me you have a picture of your hair in rollers…

  41. 41.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    @Tony Jay: Honestly, the less we think about what he may have been holding, the better it will be for everyone.

  42. 42.

    debbie

    October 10, 2021 at 7:02 pm

    I never understood mullets.

  43. 43.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    October 10, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    This says “I was a ginormous douchebag back in the day.”

    But in the words of George Carlin on “Class Clown”: “I used to be an Irish Catholic.  Now I’m an American, yunno, you grow.”

    :P

  44. 44.

    WaterGirl

    October 10, 2021 at 7:05 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: You do kind of stand out!  It always throws me off when I see that you have dark hair, because the Omnes in my head has hair that is might lighter than that.

  45. 45.

    HinTN

    October 10, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Baby face, but far more panache than I had at that age. Well done, cole.

  46. 46.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    @WaterGirl: The Omnes in your head isn’t real.

  47. 47.

    Tony Jay

    October 10, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: 

    Quoting from the eventual court case. I like it.

  48. 48.

    WaterGirl

    October 10, 2021 at 7:12 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Now you tell me.

  49. 49.

    Starfish

    October 10, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Regrow it, Cole. It would be epic.

    The commenters here are the worst. ?

  50. 50.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    @Suzanne: Could he?

  51. 51.

    Starfish

    October 10, 2021 at 7:17 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    No. The mullet would be too close to the willow tree.

  52. 52.

    NotMax

    October 10, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus

    In retrospect appears as if you’ve got a whole Risky Business with a soupçon of Alex P. Keaton vibe goin’ on.

    :)

  53. 53.

    Cameron

    October 10, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    @Mike in NC: A toothless Dracula?

  54. 54.

    Suzanne

    October 10, 2021 at 7:31 pm

    @Starfish: Excuse me? I am a goddamn delight.

  55. 55.

    Starfish

    October 10, 2021 at 7:33 pm

    @Suzanne: You really are. ?

  56. 56.

    GrannyMC

    October 10, 2021 at 7:35 pm

    That mullet is 10/10.

  57. 57.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 7:37 pm

    @NotMax: ​
      Risky Business came out the year prior to that photo. Many of my classmates would have fit easily into that movie as extras. And those that didn’t would have fit into Ordinary People.

  58. 58.

    Ksmiami

    October 10, 2021 at 7:40 pm

     

    @Omnes Omnibus:  thanks for triggering some really uh disturbing memories from the Dartmouth green circa ‘89…

  59. 59.

    Renie

    October 10, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    This is a great picture!!

  60. 60.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 10, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    @Ksmiami: You know me.  Anything I can do to help….

  61. 61.

    zhena gogolia

    October 10, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Oh, I forgot it had that nice curved front.

  62. 62.

    The Pale Scot

    October 10, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    @Cermet:

    I’m lost how did that kid grow up and now looks like, well, like John Cole?!

    “Army training sir”

    Stripes

  63. 63.

    dopey-o

    October 10, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    Your mullet’s Kung Fu is not strong.

  64. 64.

    Anonymous At Work

    October 10, 2021 at 8:25 pm

    Mullet-heads, what subtype of Mullet is that?  It has been too long since I lived in The South and I cannot identify.

  65. 65.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    October 10, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    Whoa, Spock ears!

  66. 66.

    Persistent Illusion

    October 10, 2021 at 8:37 pm

    @Ksmiami: Try Dartmouth 76-79 for shivers.

  67. 67.

    Meyerman

    October 10, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    This blog just gives and gives and gives!

  68. 68.

    Drunkenhausfrau

    October 10, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    Excellent! I want more BJ
    Mullet photos from
    All!

  69. 69.

    John Cole

    October 10, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    some of these comments were hurtful

  70. 70.

    Jerzy Russian

    October 10, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    @John Cole:

     

    some of these comments were hurtful

    You only hurt the ones you love, or so says Frankie Laine.

  71. 71.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 10, 2021 at 11:17 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Trump’s mullet was very creepy, with the hair combed back straight across his ears. Such a grotesque freak. 

    Less wordy.

  72. 72.

    OldDave

    October 10, 2021 at 11:19 pm

    @John Cole:  some of these comments were hurtful

    This is a full service blog.

  73. 73.

    Tams

    October 10, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    I don’t think you posted this b/c you love everyone so much! You just want everyone to tell you how handsome you are … 80’s style! Who knew that guy would turn into an overall wearing, rescue dad, home life, exciting happy guy! ?

  74. 74.

    Juju

    October 11, 2021 at 2:05 am

    @John Cole: You we’re an adorable mulleted fellow.

  75. 75.

    pluky

    October 11, 2021 at 7:49 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: 

    You’re a Delt? Me too – Beta Omicron chapter.

  76. 76.

    sab

    October 11, 2021 at 8:09 am

    Nice head of hair there. Seriously. I think I prefer mullets to man buns.

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