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You are here: Home / Economics / Grifters Gonna Grift / Late Night Open Thread: Andrew Yang, Child of the 80s

Late Night Open Thread: Andrew Yang, Child of the 80s

by Anne Laurie|  October 20, 202112:19 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment

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The GI Joe cartoon series…

knowing when you’re being grifted is half the battle https://t.co/lbcmLKtZKa

— kilgore trout, never attended a decision-point mtg (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 17, 2021

Top Gun…

"Can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look like you cheated" pic.twitter.com/0v5fhxekec

— Rossum's Universal Dumbass (@Socialist_frogz) October 17, 2021

Thelma & Louise…

https://t.co/6PcbLrFbJe pic.twitter.com/8fpkGQL1lG

— Bastiat ?? (@EverydayBastiat) October 14, 2021

Gleefully positioning oneself as ‘a huge fucking fraud’ — also very 80s!

people don’t vote for andrew yang because they correctly identify him as a huge fucking fraud. https://t.co/L5RFZEyhCT

— World Famous Art Thief (@CalmSporting) October 8, 2021

*sets bingo card on fire* pic.twitter.com/zAOpcEWX2A

— Peter Wolf (@peterawolf) October 9, 2021

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38Comments

  1. 1.

    Dopey-o

    October 20, 2021 at 12:24 am

    Ah, going frist for the coveted thelma and louise demographic!

  2. 2.

    Jerzy Russian

    October 20, 2021 at 12:37 am

    Christ, what an asshole!

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    October 20, 2021 at 12:47 am

    Ignoramus ‘n’ Andy.

    //

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 20, 2021 at 1:08 am

    Thar she blows in Spain!
    Enjoy some nighttime eruption footage.

  5. 5.

    eclare

    October 20, 2021 at 1:13 am

    @NotMax:   Hahaha…

  6. 6.

    Alison Rose

    October 20, 2021 at 1:14 am

    It’s raining here in northern California. Now if it could just do this every day for……………I’ll say four years straight, we might be okay.

  7. 7.

    AJ

    October 20, 2021 at 1:19 am

    How frequently does the Third Way / No Labels “new idea” erupt?
    Is it hourly now?

  8. 8.

    Alison Rose

    October 20, 2021 at 1:28 am

    @AJ: every time a rich man with zero actual thoughts or convictions gets bored and/or needs attention

    so yeah, about hourly

  9. 9.

    West of the Rockies

    October 20, 2021 at 1:38 am

    Obvious observation here, but Yang’s “not left, not right” crap is BS both-sider schtick:  Both sides suck, so I, self-made man of the people guy, will chart my own way forward…  It rarely works.

    The stakes are too high now, Andrew.  Pick a damn lane.

  10. 10.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 20, 2021 at 1:38 am

    @Alison Rose:

    every time a rich man

    Li’l Andy’s not actually that rich.  Certainly without his grifting, he can’t afford his fancy digs (apt in NYC, house upstate) nor his jet-setting lifestyle.  the man needs a grift just to get by.  I mean, it’s not like he can to back to, y’know, work.

  11. 11.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 20, 2021 at 1:45 am

    I’ve actually read that manifesto, it’s sorta interesting! Broken dude, Kaczynski. The CIA probably shouldn’t have created him in a lab

  12. 12.

    brendancalling

    October 20, 2021 at 1:48 am

    clown. Also, i think i made the 1980s GI JOE comparison in an earlier thread.

  13. 13.

    dopey-o

    October 20, 2021 at 1:53 am

    Andrew Yang could do a lot of good as a hard-working Democrat who supports the party’s  goals and negotiates in good faith with both ends of the Democratic spectrum.

    instead, he is actively subverting the party that has a long historical record of improving Americans’ lives. Sinema started as a Green with the goal of destroying the Democratic Party. What do we call the party that positions itself in the center, but with the same goal?

    I am not saying that Yang’s goal is to destroy the Democrats, but it is obvious that “Look at me! Look at me!” behavior may have unintended consequences.

  14. 14.

    Major Major Major Major

    October 20, 2021 at 2:10 am

    @dopey-o: he was never popular enough for this to have consequences, intended or not.

  15. 15.

    Ruckus

    October 20, 2021 at 2:12 am

    @Jerzy Russian:

    You stole my line!

    Really though what else can one say?

  16. 16.

    Ruckus

    October 20, 2021 at 2:15 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    The stakes are too high now, Andrew.  Pick a damn lane.

    He did. The dumb ass lane.

    At least he removed the very last doubt, I think there was one person left that didn’t actually know.

  17. 17.

    Tony Jay

    October 20, 2021 at 2:26 am

    So Yang’s jumping straight to the ‘invade Persia without cavalry or sufficient water’ phase of the Great Man Handbook?

    I guess the Triumvirate will have to look elsewhere for its wackiest member.

  18. 18.

    SpaceUnit

    October 20, 2021 at 2:52 am

    @dopey-o:

    You might be on to something.  Folks, I’m going to bed.

  19. 19.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    October 20, 2021 at 4:00 am

    Who?

  20. 20.

    Brachiator

    October 20, 2021 at 4:32 am

    @Major Major Major Major:

    he was never popular enough for this to have consequences, intended or not.

    Well said. Totally agree. I think he could actually be good for the Democratic Party if he didn’t have such a talent for stumbling into the inconsequential. I think he tries, but always falls short.

  21. 21.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 20, 2021 at 4:55 am

    @Ruckus: ​
     

    @Jerzy Russian:

    You stole my line!

    Can’t steal what’s been in the public domain for practically forever now. :-)

  22. 22.

    Tony Jay

    October 20, 2021 at 5:12 am

    OT – Example 36645#9 Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot in the annals of gullible/complicit Media and how they let themselves be exploited by turds in suits.

    Over in the UK the recent murder of Conservative MP David Amess at a constituency surgery has given Johnson’s Government and some of its Labour allies cover for pushing some unrelated and really dubious authoritarian crap to the front of the Must Do Something queue, including – it turns out – moves to have questions about their expenses and living arrangements exempt from Freedom of Information requests.

    Some of the MPs in the article (basically the ones who put their names to their quotes) are talking about having some personal information removed from publicly available documents and websites because of threats, which is fair enough and doesn’t actually require any changes to FOI rules, it’s just unfortunate that right-wing media has fostered an environment where they feel they and their families are at risk if their addresses are freely available.

    But the ‘Labour and Tory MPs’ who insist on only being quoted anonymously want more than that. They want information about their expenses hidden, meaning not just how much they claim and what they claim for, but also who they take donations from, what do they do to ‘earn’ this money, what trips are they invited on and which hotels are they put up in by their donors, on the grounds that, if people are made aware of this, it might make them angry and thus (look at the dead MP!!) put them at risk. One Tory MP even whines that their addresses should be kept secret because nasty people sent drones over her house and publicised the pictures, which (forgive me if this is cynical, but ‘Tory MP’) sounds to me less like “They were telling terrorists where I live!” and more like “They were telling potential voters in my quite poor constituency that I don’t actually live in the small, terraced house I have down as my main residence, but in fact have a large country estate miles away from them and their problems”.

    The changes the Parliamentary Watchdog has imposed are only temporary, so far, but if this isn’t stopped ASAP (it won’t be) then David Amess’ death is going to end up putting yet another layer of corrupt privilege between the secrets of bought and paid for Princes of Parliament and the proles they rely on for votes.

  23. 23.

    Baud

    October 20, 2021 at 5:29 am

    NYC dodged a bullet.

  24. 24.

    Geminid

    October 20, 2021 at 6:00 am

    From @Ragnarok Lobster, October 19, 2021:

           People who are ready to give up and let the Republicans take over because Biden hasn’t solved everything in nine months are the most unserious people in politics.

    And furthermore,

          You will discover that most of the people who are ready to throw in the towel are privileged people who don’t really care about the oppressed disenfranchised people they keep using as props whenever they bash Democrats.

  25. 25.

    germy

    October 20, 2021 at 6:10 am

    Yang has a logo.  He will not be denied.

    The design brief for this logo was “Hasbro fascism” https://t.co/UVbIhl9szO

    — Jathan Sadowski (@jathansadowski) October 17, 2021

  26. 26.

    Baud

    October 20, 2021 at 6:25 am

    @Geminid:

    He’s as wise as me.

  27. 27.

    matt the somewhat reasonable

    October 20, 2021 at 6:54 am

    Pork chop sandwiches!

  28. 28.

    artem1s

    October 20, 2021 at 7:27 am

    my first thought was Team America

  29. 29.

    Geminid

    October 20, 2021 at 7:29 am

    @Baud: I’ve learned a lot from the sarcastic Mr. Lobster. For one thing, his retweets introduced me to interesting people like @Sasha Beauloux, @Mangy Jay (Magdi Semrau), and @Xeni (Jardin). And as I’ve said before, I really like Lobster’s earthy humor:

    That Lord Sugar’s a salty bitch I’m tellin’ ya.

  30. 30.

    Another Scott

    October 20, 2021 at 8:07 am

    BIG @alexeheath scoop: Facebook is considering a full company rebrand as soon as next week https://t.co/noBYDJc8G7

    — nilay patel (@reckless) October 20, 2021

    Sticking “Pro” on things seems popular now, so I’m going with FB becoming “Instagram Pro”.

    Something something synergistic growth something something.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  31. 31.

    RedDirtGirl

    October 20, 2021 at 8:07 am

    @Geminid:  He blocked me ages ago in what people here assured me was simply a general purge of unknown followers, although the sting lingers ?.

  32. 32.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 20, 2021 at 8:08 am

    @West of the Rockies: The stakes are too high now, Andrew. Pick a damn lane.

    Exactly, like war, governance is a team sport. It also begs the question what policies doe Andrew want, besides “look at my Yang”.

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    October 20, 2021 at 8:16 am

    @Another Scott

    Supercuddlypuppyfunland.

    //

  34. 34.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 20, 2021 at 8:19 am

    @Tony Jay: The reaction to  murder of MP on the internet was quite interesting; groups of synchronized posting saying “this is much to serious of matter for making jokes about” .There was a real AstroTurf feel to it,  like the C list actors the DeVoss family hires to be anti-mask protestors (none of them were doing the usual rambling people do trying to process a shocking event do, just the “no jokes” message over and over again)

  35. 35.

    Geminid

    October 20, 2021 at 8:25 am

    @RedDirtGirl: That’s too bad. I am only a passive reader of Twitter, so I can’t be blocked. And when Twitter recently tightened up it’s rules, I declined to join just to follow more leads. I was jumping down too many rabbit holes anyway.

    @Sasha Beauloux seems to purge her following every day. She’s very critical of lefties, so I imagine she gets a lot of hostile tweets. There is a very weird guy who is Twitter-stalking her, claiming that she is not really a Black woman. Instead, the stalker says, she is really a sock puppet for a white male lawyer, who happens to be Jewish. I am guessing this stems from Beauloux’s vociferous criticism of Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman, who is a hero to many.

  36. 36.

    sdhays

    October 20, 2021 at 8:29 am

    I’ll just put this here. https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/1185653462370926592

    Andrew, it’s facing a wall

  37. 37.

    Tony Jay

    October 20, 2021 at 9:29 am

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    Yup, and no mention AT ALL of the Sainted Mr Amess’ Godbothering homophobia, his desire to ban all abortion and his Brextremism. We saw a concerted effort across all media platforms to eulogise this Good Tory whose murder was an Attack on Democracy and in whose name ‘Something’ simply Must be Done!

    Good people don’t vote in lockstep with the Austerity agenda, and they specifically don’t vote to cut crisis funds for the poorest in society during a pandemic. Tories do, though.

  38. 38.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 20, 2021 at 9:58 am

    @Tony Jay: Yup, and no mention AT ALL of the Sainted Mr Amess’ Godbothering homophobia, his desire to ban all abortion and his Brextremism.

    Doesn’t surprise me in the lest to learn the victim was a conservative ahole the way reverence was been demanded. The whole “it’s the victim fault, unless the victim is real people (white, male, rich, converservative)”. Also, I have never heard anyone from England talk about their MP with anything but utter contempt, except for this guy who was killed.

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