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You are here: Home / Open Threads / I Would Die for You…I’d Do Time for You

I Would Die for You…I’d Do Time for You

by $8 blue check mistermix|  November 9, 202111:39 am| 88 Comments

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Here’s a little observation for anyone (probably nobody here) waiting around for DeathSantis and Abbottoir to show any shame about their massive counts of unvaccinated deaths: my guess is that they feel the opposite of shame. Instead, both of those guys feel the satisfaction of power. Their supporters would rather die than take a free shot, all because of them and their political movement. That’s the kind of sick devotion that can only occupy the masturbatory dreams of most wannabe dictators. These two governors don’t need to fantasize — they can experience the real thing.

That said, out here in levelland, I saw a real-time example of how experience trumps the bullshit that the death eaters are peddling. Late last week, the first booster clinic was held at the local hospital. Even though I’m on the edge of official eligibility, I took my Dad (91) and lined up with a bunch of old folks to get my Moderna booster. Everyone there was older than me — most of them were in their 80’s and 90’s. I’ve known a lot of them since childhood. I’m sure most of them were life-long Republicans, but they also grew up on farms and watched siblings and young relatives die of diseases that now are completely preventable by vaccine. Many of them were parents of small children when the polio vaccine was invented. Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and Kristi Noem can peddle their lies about Joe Biden and CRT, and perhaps some of them will buy it, but they weren’t going to buy any bullshit about vaccines.

After we got our shots and were waiting the required 15 minutes, one of the old guys was joking about someone he knew who thought the vaccine implanted a tracker. He pulled out his phone and said, “What the hell do they think this thing does?” In a town where nary a mask is seen, and the vaccination rate is just a smidge over 1/3 of the population, it was refreshing to see that there was one corner of the world that wasn’t completely overwhelmed by a tidal wave of Fox News bullshit.

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  1. 1.

    guachi

    November 9, 2021 at 11:45 am

    In about a week TX will pass CA for most COVID deaths of any state. TX is, needless to say, not the largest state in the country. If I were the Governor of CA I’d rub it in repeatedly. In fact, I’d pay to run ads on TV in TX with that information.

  2. 2.

    Dakota Expat

    November 9, 2021 at 11:47 am

    Oh yeah, my experience, too. Those old-timers remember — going out to Dakota for Thanksgiving; 92 yr old Mom is already well-boosted. Family lore still a living thing — we talk about her uncle (my great uncle) who died well before she was born in the 1918 pandemic. Like it was yesterday. Love the cell-phone story though!

  3. 3.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    November 9, 2021 at 11:50 am

    Got my booster and my phone is *STILL* unable to do 5G!

    What dishonest crookster created these vaccines, anyway?1??

  4. 4.

    dr. bloor

    November 9, 2021 at 11:54 am

    Meh.  The flatland olds might trust their own experience over the propaganda, but they’re sure as shit gonna keep voting Republican.

  5. 5.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 11:57 am

    @guachi: Wow, going by the deaths verses infections Texas is ether under reporting the number of people infected or has an exceptional number of over 60 un-vaccinated.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    November 9, 2021 at 11:59 am

    @guachi:

    “Come to Cali if you want to live.”

  7. 7.

    ant

    November 9, 2021 at 11:59 am

    <<my guess is that they feel the opposite of shame>>

     

    these people have antisocial personality disorder.

    there are a bunch of emotions that their brains have been short circuited not to feel: guilt, sorrow, grief, shame, remorse, etc.

    It causes no empathy. no moral compass. Omar Little called it “a code”. Officer McNulty is a character that suffered with this condition.

     

    These people gleefully shovel sand into the gears of civilization. They are incapable of groking collective action problem solving.

    Nothing is ever their fault.

     

    They are deplorable.

  8. 8.

    Old Man Shadow

    November 9, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    I don’t think any of us are surprised at all that the “pro-life” party there actually views human life as cheap, disposable, and a resource to be spent for their own gain.

    It’s not like they’ve been hiding their views or deeds.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    November 9, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    That squares with my wingnut elders, who are all vaccinated. They’ll vote for DeSantis again. They’ll vote for Trump if he runs. But they weren’t dumb enough to reject a free shot that can protect them from a virus that is especially deadly for their generational cohort. The younger ones were/are that dumb.

  10. 10.

    ant

    November 9, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    @ant: I believe childhood lead poisoning from gas burned from 1940-1980 is playing a roll in the state of the world today. People who were children during those years are in charge today.

  11. 11.

    guachi

    November 9, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    @Baud: LOL. They could get Schwarzenegger to do the ad spot. “Come with me if you want to live”.

    Yeah, I know it was Michael Biehn who said it, so sue me.

  12. 12.

    Old Man Shadow

    November 9, 2021 at 12:08 pm

    @guachi: Arnold said it in the sequel.

  13. 13.

    trollhattan

    November 9, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    Heard a BBC report today from Ukraine, where Covid is surging a third time with higher case and death counts than ever. Small fraction of the population is vaccinated and they’re deeply suspicious, even doctors (sound familiar?). They are willing to die rather than take “that poison.” That they willingly sacrifice their kids too is the real crime.

    To my knowledge Florida was never part of the Soviet Union, but one can never be too sure.

  14. 14.

    Baud

    November 9, 2021 at 12:10 pm

    Via Reddit

    https://i.redd.it/3rw312z6bky71.jpg

  15. 15.

    ant

    November 9, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    @Old Man Shadow: “the “pro-life” party”

    It makes sense if you think of “pro-life” as being “pro- white patriarchy”. They just don’t like women having the power to make important decisions. That’s it.

  16. 16.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 12:13 pm

    @ant: Maybe, to me Death Santa and Abattoir come across as utterly spineless cowards from what I’ve seen.   I think anti-social personality disorder more fits Cumeo who was clearly getting off on he was making the pandemic denalist cry.  But with Abbot and deSantis they both seem terrified of making any decision because someone might be offended.

  17. 17.

    Kent

    November 9, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    Jennifer Rubin absolutely nails it with her column today on evangelicals and racism.    Use an incognito tab if the paywall blocks you: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/11/09/america-cannot-give-evangelicals-want-they-want/

    Which makes me think that a lot of this MAGA anti-vax bullshit is really ultimately about race.  During the first year of the pandemic the dominant thread of the coverage was that the pandemic was mostly hitting inner cities and people of color and I think that notion somehow got fixated into their pea brains such that they think resisting vaccines and other measures somehow has a racist undertone.  White folks have always thought they were immune to so many of the other ills that befall our society from policing to social welfare.  Why not Covid as well?

    I’m related to a bunch of these folks and I honestly don’t understand them anymore.  I used to think that I did, but no longer.

  18. 18.

    Nettoyeur

    November 9, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: both could be true

  19. 19.

    TheOtherHank

    November 9, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    Is that a Social Distortion reference in the title?
    My 91 year old father in law is unvaccinated and proud of it. He’s got PhD in oceanography and is quite convinced that that piece of paper from the mid-60s means that all his (regurgitated from Fox) opinions are correct. Luckily for him, he lives in a blue-ish part of California and has been effectively socially isolating for that 20 or so years, so Covid hasn’t killed him yet.​

  20. 20.

    Brantl

    November 9, 2021 at 12:19 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:  If brains were saddle leather, both of them combined couldn’t saddle a gnat.

  21. 21.

    trollhattan

    November 9, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    @Kent: The crazy white folk angle isn’t wrong but does not explain why some minority groups have tragically low vaccination rates too. In our county vaccines are readily available to everybody and there has been a ton of outreach targeted to poor communities, but the actual vaccination rates remain very skewed and the total percentage is effectively stalled.

  22. 22.

    brendancalling

    November 9, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    “Their supporters would rather die than take a free shot, all because of them and their political movement.”

    Their supporters are a collection of ghouls, death-eaters, cultists, racists, gun nuts, troglodytes, and other assorted deplorables. If they “would rather die than take a free shot,” who am I to stop them. Give the people what they want.

  23. 23.

    Old School

    November 9, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    @TheOtherHank:

    Is that a Social Distortion reference in the title?

    Google thinks it is Lie For You by Snakehips & Jess Glynne feat. A Boogie wit da Hoodie & Davido.

  24. 24.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 12:29 pm

    @Nettoyeur: yes, sure.  both are certainly indifferent to whole groups of people, but they do come across as desperately needy for approval from the people they see as real.

  25. 25.

    Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix

    November 9, 2021 at 12:33 pm

    @Old School: I was thinking of a song by Garbage

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmR7dzBoQ78

    But I’m sure those lyrics are not original, since the emotion behind them is as old as time.

  26. 26.

    Another Scott

    November 9, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    Apparently Sununu is not going to run for Senate against Maggie Hassan (D). (Story at TheHill.)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  27. 27.

    Kent

    November 9, 2021 at 12:38 pm

    @trollhattan:@Kent: The crazy white folk angle isn’t wrong but does not explain why some minority groups have tragically low vaccination rates too. In our county vaccines are readily available to everybody and there has been a ton of outreach targeted to poor communities, but the actual vaccination rates remain very skewed and the total percentage is effectively stalled.

    My impression having listened to my wife who is a primary care physician dealing with this for the past 2 years is the following.

    MAGA white resistance to the vaccine is political and ideological and hardened into obstinance based on white identity, fox news, and all that bullshit.

    Low vaccination rates in poor minority communities is more due to them being largely underserved in every other aspect of healthcare.  We do a shitty job dealing with obesity, diabetes, cancer, prenatal care, diet, fitness, preventative care, and everything else in this community because our for-profit health care system is so difficult if you are poor.  Covid vaccines are just one of a hundred other ways that we are failing poor and minority communities when it comes to health care.  And, of course, absent good primary care they are subject to the same social media bullshit as everyone else.  But my wife thinks poor vaccine rates in the minority community is largely neglect by us and them, not hardened opposition.  She says, for example, that the only nurses getting fired in her clinic for not vaccinating are the white ones.  The black and Hispanic and Asian ones almost always get vaccinated rather than lose their jobs

    “outreach” is not really so meaningful or effective if it is solely for Covid and not for any other aspect of healthcare as it should be.

  28. 28.

    Old School

    November 9, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    @Four Seasons Total Landscaping mistermix:

    I was thinking of a song by Garbage

    Oh good.  Usually I’ve at least heard of the bands you reference.  I was fearing that I was growing more out of touch.

  29. 29.

    Kay

    November 9, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    I’m sure most of them were life-long Republicans, but they also grew up on farms and watched siblings and young relatives die of diseases that now are completely preventable by vaccine

    I saw the same thing among GOP pollworkers, who skew older. It was sad. A lot of their conversations with voters they know was about how many people they knew who had died of covid- their contemporaries.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 9, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    Sad to learn of Max Cleland’s death yesterday. I had the pleasure of knowing him a little when he was Georgia’s Secretary of State. He was treated abysmally by the Republican Lie Machine when he ran for a second term as Senator. May he rest in well-earned peace.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/09/us/politics/max-cleland-dead.html

  31. 31.

    trollhattan

    November 9, 2021 at 12:58 pm

    @Kent:

    There’s an element of suspicion at work as well, here anyway.

    And while one would expect some correlation between case rates and vaccination rates, not so much as it turns out.

  32. 32.

    leeleeFL

    November 9, 2021 at 1:04 pm

    @dr. bloor: Mayhap true, but I can hope some will not.  It’s pretty much all I have to keep me sane here in Sunny Death Camp, Florida.

    Also, I have to move again, I am helping the youngest GrandBaby navigate 7th grade language arts in my spare time, and I had a Medical couple tell me, honestly, that they got vaccinated because of work, but are worried about their teens, because they don’t know if it would affect their fertility.  My Daughter is the same.  I live on the edge of terror sometimes.  The Doctor half of couple said something about non-sterile vaccine?  I give up!

    ETA- 7th grade is the new Freshman year if college by the looks of the online lessons!  I see good and bad here!

  33. 33.

    Baud

    November 9, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    @Another Scott:

    Oh wow.  That’s huge, I think.

  34. 34.

    eclare

    November 9, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:  Oh…I hadn’t heard that.  I lived in ATL from 1991 to 2004, and I remember that disgusting campaign against Max Cleland.  Truly a great, inspirational person.  RIP.

  35. 35.

    E.

    November 9, 2021 at 1:15 pm

    My school board just voted to defy Newsom’s mask mandates for schools. The crowd was waving “Let’s Go Brandon” signs and screaming about freedom. Lots of code-words (“urban,” “L.A.” “Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Happiness,” “All men are created equal.”)

    But what was interesting to me is how during the runup to the meeting on Facebook the anti-maskers continuously slipped into anti-CRT talk, bemoaning how their “beautiful little granddaughters are being taught to be racists” and so forth. Then they would be gently nudged back into complaining about masks.

  36. 36.

    Baud

    November 9, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    @E.:

    “Everyone, everyone. Please turn your White Panic Hymnals to page 11.  That’s page 11. We’re not practicing ‘I rebuke thee, CRT’ today.”

  37. 37.

    Frankensteinbeck

    November 9, 2021 at 1:21 pm

    Power is a sideline.  It’s about being an asshole.  Have you seen the photos of Republican politicians and their shit-eating grins when they sign legislation they know will hurt people?  They are elected by assholes to be assholes, and they get off on it.

  38. 38.

    Cermet

    November 9, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    @trollhattan: Really? Like you haven’t read how blacks were experiment upon and allowed to die untreated from a treatable illness? Or how modern med (and white doctors) still discount their issues and they die at far higher rates than whites for identical illnesses? Really? And you read this blog?

  39. 39.

    eclare

    November 9, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:  QFT.  The cruelty is the point.

  40. 40.

    Edmund Dantes

    November 9, 2021 at 1:24 pm

    https://twitter.com/eveasks/status/1457770645429702656?s=21

    we could bring back slavery. Problem solved

  41. 41.

    Cermet

    November 9, 2021 at 1:26 pm

    @brendancalling: The majority aren’t willing to avoid a vaccine and risk death because they want to ‘own’ the libs. Their primary sources of information all tell them that the illness isn’t that bad, the vaccine isn’t useful and that they need to avoid it due to questionable safety. That is fox, and face book combined – these people have very good reasons – they just don’t know how wrong they are till they get ill and end up in the hospital.

  42. 42.

    hueyplong

    November 9, 2021 at 1:32 pm

    This is your weekly reminder that Lincoln Project bigwig Rick Wilson was an active participant in the slur campaign against Max Cleland.

  43. 43.

    leeleeFL

    November 9, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: That twat can bite me!  Patriotic duty to not be able to support yourself and your family!  Seriously, Bitch!  “F” right the hell off!

  44. 44.

    Captain C

    November 9, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    @trollhattan:

    To my knowledge Florida was never part of the Soviet Union, but one can never be too sure.

    I recall hearing that a lot of ex-Soviets, and also more recent Russian emigres, have settled in Florida.

  45. 45.

    Just Chuck

    November 9, 2021 at 1:51 pm

    @Snarki, child of Loki: You probably just need to get your boobs remagnetized and then it’ll work.

  46. 46.

    trollhattan

    November 9, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    @Cermet:

    Uh, okay, and?

  47. 47.

    Just Chuck

    November 9, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    @ant: It makes even more sense if you think of every word out of their holes as mendacious bullshit from the very start.

  48. 48.

    persistentillusion

    November 9, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: A dear friend worked for him for years and they remained close after they both left politics.  She said that his passing was due to congestive heart failure and was peaceful, which is a mercy.

  49. 49.

    RaflW

    November 9, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    On the topic of Covid, my partner found out yesterday that State Farm is defending their continued use of Kaaron Rodgers as a spokesmodel. He fired this off to his agent, and posted it on social media and a few friends say they are going to use it to write to theirs. I’d be thrilled if any BJers who are State Farmers might craft a similar message to their agent. Shit don’t change unless we make demands.
    Reconsidering my choice of insurance company after 28 years. Fired this off to my agent; feel free to borrow to do the same.

    Hi, _[longtime agent]_,
    I know you probably can’t do much about this, but for the first time I’m utterly embarrassed to be a State Farm customer. The statement that the company put out defending its continued relationship with Aaron Rodgers is atrocious — the “personal choice” to lie about one’s vaccination status and risk the lives of others is basically the same as the “personal choice” to drive drunk and risk the lives of others.
    I can’t believe that even one cent of my premiums will continue to go to such an irresponsible, ignorant, and careless “spokesman.” State Farm is a party to reckless behavior and should do better. Feel free to pass these thoughts up the chain.
    –Rev. J.

  50. 50.

    trollhattan

    November 9, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    @RaflW:
    Hard to believe they’re staying with this asshat; I checked and State Farm does write life insurance. Marketing and the actuaries are NOT talking. What’s next, discounts for drivers who forswear using the seat belts?
    We don’t use them and I’d have real heartburn if we did.
    He’s being allowed to continue playing, yet the league suspends guys who test positive for THC.​

  51. 51.

    eclare

    November 9, 2021 at 2:27 pm

    @RaflW:   Great letter, I hope it catches on.  I would send it but I have All State.

  52. 52.

    Chief Oshkosh

    November 9, 2021 at 2:33 pm

    @RaflW: I have a friend who used to work in the insurance industry. State Farm was considered one of the worst for just about all parties involved. Their peers at Allstate give them a run for their money, though.

    WRT to Kaaron, I guess messages to the company like the one you cite couldn’t hurt, though also putting it on social media might better amplify the message.

  53. 53.

    Chief Oshkosh

    November 9, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    @trollhattan:

    He’s being allowed to continue playing, yet the league suspends guys who test positive for THC.​

    The league is run by older rich white guys, right?

  54. 54.

    catclub

    November 9, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    @Old Man Shadow: I don’t think any of us are surprised at all that the “pro-life” party there [texas/florida] actually views human life as cheap,

     

    I could have sworn that various countries in Asia were labelled uncivilized by us because for them, human life was cheap.

  55. 55.

    JaneE

    November 9, 2021 at 2:40 pm

    I see that here too.  Older folks get vaccinated.  We have had 3 or 4 of the local “famous names” die from Covid, including one whose funeral is tomorrow.  The nut jobs tend to be on the younger side of 50.  The last few weeks signs saying “Choose Freedom not Fear” have been springing up where you would expect.  I strongly suspect that what they label “fear” is what I would call freedom.

  56. 56.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    November 9, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    @trollhattan: One of the cooks here died of COVID last week. I assume he was unvaccinated. Food Services had the lowest vaccination rate of any department here. He was Hispanic. What a waste.

  57. 57.

    Kay

    November 9, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    @E.:

    I think the anti-mask and anti-vaxx people are bad political allies for the anti-CRT celebrities, who are fancier,so I hope they keep joining up. That’s a good coalition for us.

  58. 58.

    Kay

    November 9, 2021 at 2:50 pm

    Shane Goldmacher
    @ShaneGoldmacher
    ·4h
    Two things that can be true at once:
    The Senate map one year out has developed relatively favorably for Democrats.
    But the political environment looks bad enough for Democrats that replacement-level Republican candidates could take majority anyway

    I love how they are incapable of reporting something that is negative to Republicans without the (required) “but Democrats suck” disclaimer.
    It’s a work rule. No exceptions.

  59. 59.

    RaflW

    November 9, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    @Chief Oshkosh: They’ve been good to him. Somewhat complicated HOA/homeowner’s claim 15+ years ago, a couple of dumb car collision claims. They don’t have a very big part of our combined insurance, but it’s a looong relationship on his side.

  60. 60.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    I know a few of us here are fans of the writer Magdi Semrau, who tweets under the handle Mangy Jay. She published in The Washington Post today

    Think Democrats can’t talk about race effectively? Biden shows why that’s wrong.

    In 2020, Biden spoke candidly about systemic racism and grim episodes in American history — while also attracting swing voters. There’s a lesson there.

  61. 61.

    RaflW

    November 9, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    @JaneE: Freedom for many of these folks means “I can be a bull in a china shop, and no one demands payment for broken sh*t, or even says boo back to me.”

  62. 62.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    @Kay: good Senate news:

    Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher · 5h
    BREAKING: NH Gov. Chris Sununu is NOT running for Senate in 2022. He had been the Republican Party’s top recruit.

    the son of the old racist warthog from the first Bush White House is apparently popular. Probably doesn’t want to wrestle trumpist pigs in the primary

  63. 63.

    The Pale Scot

    November 9, 2021 at 2:58 pm

    @ant:

    Hey, Omar Little had empathy, just not for those people in the game. As I repeatedly told people back in the day, “you want to be a player, you can’t bitch about getting played”, “you wanna play with people who have guns, why do you think you won’t get shot?”

     

    PS. There were civilians, and there were players. Big distinction.

  64. 64.

    schrodingers_cat

    November 9, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Ds flipped a lot of mayoral races in NH. He is just reading the writing on the wall.

  65. 65.

    Gravenstone

    November 9, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    @Edmund Dantes: Secretary Mrs. Turtle can fuck right the fuck off! And take her decrepit husband straight to Hell with her.

  66. 66.

    Mike G

    November 9, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    “When the weak want to give an impression of strength they hint meaningfully at their capacity for evil. It is its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts the weak.”
    – Eric Hoffer, “The Passionate State of Mind” # 91

  67. 67.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 3:29 pm

    funny Senate news (or maybe not cause trump was President so fukiffino)

    The celebrity physician Dr. Mehmet Oz is preparing to jump into the Pennsylvania Senate race on the Republican side, a move that would shake up contested primary and general election contests.

    I did not know this quack had been a grand medical muckety-muck at Columbia. If you had told me he went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, I would’ve found that more plausible. Oprah has a lot to answer for.

  68. 68.

    Kay

    November 9, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    The Ohio GOP senate candidates are awful too. I got a Republican to tell me he won’t vote for Mandel OR Vance.

    It’s not complicated- they’re both horrible in almost every way. Vance is slightly more phony than Mandel- Mandel has succeeded in actually becoming the awful person he used to pretend to be. It’s more authentic now.

    Vance’s non profit t is a grift-er-oma. He won’t release the records but eventually he’ll have to. Short story? He took the money and paid himself. The rest will be filler.

  69. 69.

    JustRuss

    November 9, 2021 at 3:41 pm

     Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and Kristi Noem can peddle their lies about Joe Biden and CRT, and perhaps some of them will buy it, but they weren’t going to buy any bullshit about vaccines.

    You know, if I knew the leaders of my tribe were bullshitting to prevent me from getting a treatment that might save my life, I’d consider switching sides.  But I guess that’s just me.

  70. 70.

    Cameron

    November 9, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: That is hilarious.  He’ll fit right in.  I remember reading a few years ago that he had been a respectable doctor….once upon a time.

  71. 71.

    Kay

    November 9, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    This Trump backed candidate is inadvertently hysterical.

    It’s basically “I hate women” for 3 minutes. I wonder what’s wrong with his eyes. Why he doesn’t blink. Too much rage to blink?

  72. 72.

    raven

    November 9, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    RIP Max Cleland. I went to a  Veterans Day event in the Georgia State Capitol in the 80’s. He signed a copy of his book “Strong in the Broken Places” for everyone in the line and it took hours. He was a good guy and what the pukes did to him was a preview of these fucking scumbag republicans we have now.

  73. 73.

    lowtechcyclist

    November 9, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    @RaflW:

    Freedom for many of these folks means “I can be a bull in a china shop, and no one demands payment for broken sh*t, or even says boo back to me.”

    An apt summation!

    But since you used that expression, to the tune of the March of the Toreadors from Carmen:

    Please Keep Your Bull Outside the China Shop

    Please keep your bull outside the china shop
    No bulls allowed, that’s where they stop
    It’s the rule, the way it’s always been,
    Your bull cannot come in…

  74. 74.

    J R in WV

    November 9, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    Lots going on here recently. Septic system over-full, pumped nearly 2,000 gallons out yesterday. Was prescribed compression stockings to help my feet, that appears to be working well.

    Hunting season (bow hunting for white-tail deer mostly) started. Last night one of the dogs barfed up at least a quart of bright red meat… no one stepped in it, fortunately.

    One of the dogs, the older white lab mix, is seriously overweight (surprise, surprise! ) and all of them are being fed weight loss kibble. But now they can eat all the deer they can choke down, just somewhere out in the woods. Leaving the kibble in the dish, because they can’t choke it down.

    Got a big box of parts in for the tail-wheel of the bush-hog, which is borked/broken. Can’t mow without the tail-wheel. Don’t have much energy at all…

    Otherwise, just cranky and old, as I told someone the other day, I have enough arthritis for 3 old guys!

  75. 75.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    USA TODAY @USATODAY 7m
    Stephen Miller and Kayleigh McEnany, aides to former President Donald Trump, among 10 more administration officials subpoenaed Tuesday by the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection

    also Keith Kellogg, and Johnny McEntee, whose names we’re going to be hearing a lot in the next couple weeks

  76. 76.

    J R in WV

    November 9, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    @Kay:

    Which recreational drug makes your pupils really, really small like that? ‘Cause that guy took a boatload of that shit before that montage was recorded~!!~

    I think his blinking was just edited out, someone didn’t care that that would make him look even like a loon than he already did! If I was running against the guy, I would pay to run that footage over and over, forever. Thanks, TFG, for supporting another crazed nut job!

  77. 77.

    cmorenc

    November 9, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    @Kent:

    Alas, Jennifer Rubin’s piece is behind the Washington Post subscription paywall, and the Post (as with the FTNYT) have for awhile now figured out how to defeat the workaround of using incognito mode in your browser.

  78. 78.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    Charlie Pierce is unconcerned about invitations to cocktail parties

    Max Cleland Did Not Deserve What Rick Wilson Did to Him

  79. 79.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 9, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    @Old Man Shadow: The sanctity of life only applies from conception to birth, doncha know.

  80. 80.

    Quiltingfool

    November 9, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    @Kay: The “protecting women from dinosaurs “ statement.  I guess he thinks the cartoon classic “The Flintstones” was a documentary.

    The stupid, it burns.

  81. 81.

    raven

    November 9, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Great article but Max and McCain were Vietnam Vets, era-Vets are vets who served in other than Vietnam.

  82. 82.

    Kent

    November 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    @cmorenc:Alas, Jennifer Rubin’s piece is behind the Washington Post subscription paywall, and the Post (as with the FTNYT) have for awhile now figured out how to defeat the workaround of using incognito mode in your browser.

    She basically argues that white evangelical Christians are motivated more by race than anything else.  Not abortion, not schools, not taxes, etc.  But race.  And that their true political aspirations are for the government to restore the white ethno-nationalist and Christian American state that used to exist by default before immigration and diversity made “their” country unrecognizable.

    And that media and politicians who pretend to look for  other “reasons” behind their conservative swing like “economic insecurity” and culture war bullshit are just missing the forest for the trees.

  83. 83.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 9, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    @Kent: this stat surprised me, and not in a good way

    PRRI’s chief executive Robert P. Jones points out: “Among the 42% of Virginia voters who believe that Confederate monuments should be taken down, nearly nine in ten (87%) voted for the Democratic candidate Terry McAuliffe.” By contrast, “Among the 51% of Virginia voters who believe that Confederate monuments should be left in place, more than eight in ten (82%) voted for Republican candidate Glenn Youngkin.”

  84. 84.

    RobertB

    November 9, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    @Kay: I guess he’s voting for Gibbons?  I saw a Gibbons commercial every five minutes during Jeopardy right before the election last Tuesday.  We know Gibbons is for God, the USA, and football (not necessarily in that order), and against Colin Kaepernick, Nancy Pelosi, and immigrants.

  85. 85.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    @Kay: My God

    “It used to be, you know, women were attracted to your strength because you could defend them from dinosaurs.”

    ROFL

  86. 86.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: it shouldn’t, go google Civil War Art and behold all the R E Lee icons. They really made that dork a secular saint for the South.

  87. 87.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 9, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    @Mike G: Yep, I am pretty sure that’s why OTC blew off the the Rep who does anime of him knifing  OCT. If he meant it, he wouldn’t be marking cartoons.

  88. 88.

    sab

    November 9, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    @Kent: Early this year when shots were hard to come by the only pkace we could get them was out on towns in suburban and rural Ohio. A lot of minority people would just not risking going out there. They didn’t know the way. They might get lost. The drive was long. What if they had car trouble. What would be their recption when they got there.

    We joked that the shots were available because the folks out there didn’t want them, but I think the cities were really underprovided until about September. If shots had been available easily locally they would have been used.

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