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Pet Calendar Update – What a Good Idea!

by WaterGirl|  November 23, 20211:25 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Pet Calendar

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So many pet crushes, so little time.

Pets Are Contacting Me About The Calendar! 2

Subaru Diane suggested a pet calendar update – what a great idea!

Calendar Orders

We are going with Cafe Press again this year.  They raised the cost to us, and you guys swore a blood oath that you wouldn’t mind if we raised the price, so calendars will be $27 each this year.  We have a Calendar A and a Calendar B again this year.

Availability

We’re sticking with the December 1 goal again this year as the first day to order calendars.  They usually go out within a day or two after ordering.

Mock-ups

Hoping the mock-ups will be done by Monday, 11/29.

Verifying Your Info

I hope to be able to put up the verification links in the sidebar by Friday 11/26.  Saturday 11/27 at the very latest.  That is your chance to correct names that are misspelled, check to make sure that all your pets are indeed in a single calendar, make sure we have a heart if you have lost your beloved pet, and that there isn’t a heart if you are still together.

Organizing The Pet Photos

Pet photos are organized into individual months and then into Calendar A and Calendar B for each months.  This is where we are now, and we are about halfway there.

Update on the Pet Rescue

An update from the pet rescue will go up soon – I asked them for an update so we can all see how our calendar dollars and donations are being put to good use!  I have received the info from the pet rescue folks… but I haven’t had a chance to put the post together yet.

What am I forgetting?

 

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  1. 1.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    Thank you, WG! This is a great help with planning. I can’t wait to see this year’s offerings.

  2. 2.

    Kalakal

    November 23, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    That Bassett is off the scale cute

  3. 3.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2021 at 1:43 pm

    @Kalakal: He really is.  There are some great pics in the calendar.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    @Kalakal:

    Back in the 1950s there was a TV sitcom called The People’s Choice, starring Jackie Cooper. It featured a Bassett hound named Cleo who offered up her thoughts — zingers and mordant commentary — in every episode. Might have been my introduction to the breed.

  5. 5.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: I had a book based on it, and my brother taught me to read from it.

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 23, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    What a fun memory!

  7. 7.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Yes. I wish I had that book! Cleo was dressed up in various costumes. The one I remember the best is she’s dressed as an old-time movie director. So the first words I ever read were “Lights — camera — action!”

  8. 8.

    raven

    November 23, 2021 at 2:46 pm

    So my wife’s local pet rescue stole the idea and the process was just as screwy as this one was!!! Here’s the cover.

  9. 9.

    zhena gogolia

    November 23, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    @raven: Cuties!

  10. 10.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    @raven: So what’s screwy about our process?  I thought i had it pretty streamlined.

  11. 11.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    So we got behind on errands today. All the kids got their Turkyday dinner from the grocery. So we didn’t  euthanize the cocker. I think this is a good thing. We have been watching his diet to protect his kidneys. Now he can eat whatever he wants in his last few days.

    Sounds heartless but  it isn’t. Love the little guy but he is in pain

    ETA We weren’t emotionally up to killing two loved pets back to back. Still crying about Mac.

  12. 12.

    raven

    November 23, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    @WaterGirl: Just extending the deadline and ha.ving to confirm pics and matching the names.  The boolebark  group had the same issues.

  13. 13.

    raven

    November 23, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    @sab: Aw lil dude.

  14. 14.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    @raven: He still misses my late uncle. We love him, but he was a one owner dog.

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    @raven:  Ah, yes.  I had forgotten I had extended the deadline.  But I thought that would be seen as a good thing, not making it more complicated.

    ?‍♀️

  16. 16.

    raven

    November 23, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    @WaterGirl:  relax, it’s all fine

  17. 17.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    Watergirl is amazing. How do you cheerfully put up with us?

  18. 18.

    HinTN

    November 23, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    @raven: That cover is hilarious.

  19. 19.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    @HinTN: I agree. Nothing today should make me laugh, but that cover did.

  20. 20.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    My husband is heating up our pre-prepared thanksgiving dinner. I don’t know why he wants to do it now. Following the grocery instructions. This might be interesting. I might become superfluous.

  21. 21.

    raven

    November 23, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    @sab: Last year we had a 20 year old doggie on the cover!

  22. 22.

    sab

    November 23, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    I don’t know why people think bassetts look sad. That bassett looks shamelessly begging to me. But we had a bassett in my childhood.

  23. 23.

    Ruckus

    November 23, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    @sab:

    I agree, that’s begging face.

  24. 24.

    RedDirtGirl

    November 23, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    Since I didn’t meet my dog Nola until last Monday, I couldn’t get her picture into this year’s calendar. But I can’t wait to send it in for next year’s edition!

  25. 25.

    WaterGirl

    November 23, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    @RedDirtGirl: We can sneak her in.  But you have to get me the photo today or tomorrow.  Send me email and I’ll send you the upload link.

  26. 26.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    November 23, 2021 at 11:09 pm

    Shit. I guess it’s too late to send in my snapshots this year…

  27. 27.

    eachother

    November 23, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    I’ve ruined Katie. It was so easy. She is over 8 and had never been given or ever had, that I know of, had ice cream. I thought she should taste ice cream so I gave her a taste.
    What a polite girl she was. Never begged closer than lying a discrete distance on the floor sending discrete eye messages.
    A taste of the frozen elixir changed her boldness and position. One taste and every polite limit has been stretched. She comes at the sound of the wrapper and lets her nose boldly go where no nose has gone before.
    One taste!

  28. 28.

    AJ

    November 24, 2021 at 12:48 am

    The real question is – will the calendar week begin on Sunday, like a bunch of silly people, or be ‘correct’ and begin on Monday, as all right-thinking people would agree?

  29. 29.

    WaterGirl

    November 24, 2021 at 8:07 am

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):

    EVERYONE

    Anyone can send me an email message I can send a link to upload your photos.

    Your photos have to be uploaded by 4pm Eastern in order to be included.

    Your email message must include:

    your nym
    the names of all your pets
    whether any of them need a heart because they are gone :-(

  30. 30.

    WaterGirl

    November 24, 2021 at 8:09 am

    @eachother: “The first one’s free, and then you’re hooked.”

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