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Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

by John Cole|  December 6, 202110:31 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Pet Rescue

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Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross. BUT WE DO HAVE OTHER ANIMALS, all wrapped up nice and tidy in the annual Pets of Balloon Juice Calender, where all proceeds go to animal rescue through our chosen charity, Wet Mountain Animal Rescue.

You have two choices:

Calendar A

Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar A!

Calendar B

Final Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar B! 1

To order look to the sidebar to the right or click here you lazy slackers.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    Ken

    December 6, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    Reaction 2: The new “Find Mr. Frog”?

    Reaction 3: Wasn’t he planning to train crows a few months ago….?

    Reads on: Oh, the calendar.

  2. 2.

    Yutsano

    December 6, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    And here I thought this was going to be about Marjorie Taylor Greene. :P

  3. 3.

    zhena gogolia

    December 6, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    I got 5 of A and one of B.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 6, 2021 at 10:50 pm

    Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross.

    We do, however, have an Albatrossity, who takes amazing pictures of birb butts and other birb bits. See this morning’s OTR for details.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    December 6, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    @Ken:

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    It’s California. Surely he would have a condor hanging from his neck instead?

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    December 6, 2021 at 10:57 pm

    @zhena gogolia

    5 of A and one of B

    I’ve dined in that Chinese restaurant.

    ;)

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    December 6, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    @dmsilev

    Kid roc bling.

    ;)

  8. 8.

    Ms. Deranged in AZ

    December 6, 2021 at 11:11 pm

    Got mine the other day!  Can’t way to hd it in my grubby hands.

  9. 9.

    Sebastian

    December 6, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    I already ordered mine!

  10. 10.

    eclare

    December 6, 2021 at 11:31 pm

    Just ordered mine!  I hope to get a doggo next year to send in!

  11. 11.

    Benw

    December 6, 2021 at 11:51 pm

    I’m going to hang my calendar around my neck

  12. 12.

    AJ

    December 7, 2021 at 12:03 am

    I love you all*
    Mostly

  13. 13.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    December 7, 2021 at 2:53 am

    Ordered! I had to take Stewie (Sept, A calendar) to the vet today and it was all good news for our 10 year old guy. And then there were shots…

    I think he’ll forget in a couple of days.

  14. 14.

    Spanky

    December 7, 2021 at 3:06 am

    @Benw: Flavor Flav’s failed gimmick.

    Nymsake Spanky is developing a 3 AM loud need for scritches and me no likey.

  15. 15.

    Dan B

    December 7, 2021 at 4:02 am

    Got two B with our two kitties. Giving one to friends. I’m supposed to get a free copy of Adam Schiff’s book , Yea!! so that made the extra calendar expense seem justified.

  16. 16.

    sab

    December 7, 2021 at 4:55 am

    Ordered mine. 1 of A and 3 of B, so that my dad in the nursing home can see the old dog that he remembers, and my granddaughters can see their dog and cat that we adopted when they had to move. They just got a new puppy with approval of their landlord. (Ponyo couldn’t go with them because his insurance won’t allow pitbull mixes which is why we have Ponyo, an excellent dog.)

  17. 17.

    RedDirtGirl

    December 7, 2021 at 7:39 am

    I just realized that it’s the same pet bed on both covers.

  18. 18.

    sab

    December 7, 2021 at 7:52 am

    @RedDirtGirl: Shared fleas?

  19. 19.

    Miss Bianca

    December 7, 2021 at 11:43 am

    I’ve got mine!

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