Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

We still have time to mess this up!

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

…and a burning sense of injustice to juice the soul.

Republicans don’t trust women.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

We’re not going back!

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

I’m just a talker, trying to find a channel!

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

No one could have predicted…

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

Ah, the different things are different argument.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Let’s finish the job.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

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Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

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Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross. BUT WE DO HAVE OTHER ANIMALS, all wrapped up nice and tidy in the annual Pets of Balloon Juice Calender, where all proceeds go to animal rescue through our chosen charity, Wet Mountain Animal Rescue.

You have two choices:

Calendar A

Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar A!

Calendar B

Final Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar B! 1

To order look to the sidebar to the right or click here you lazy slackers.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    Ken

    Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    Reaction 2: The new “Find Mr. Frog”?

    Reaction 3: Wasn’t he planning to train crows a few months ago….?

    Reads on: Oh, the calendar.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross.

    We do, however, have an Albatrossity, who takes amazing pictures of birb butts and other birb bits. See this morning’s OTR for details.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    @Ken:

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    It’s California. Surely he would have a condor hanging from his neck instead?

  13. 13.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Ordered! I had to take Stewie (Sept, A calendar) to the vet today and it was all good news for our 10 year old guy. And then there were shots…

    I think he’ll forget in a couple of days.

  15. 15.

    Dan B

    Got two B with our two kitties. Giving one to friends. I’m supposed to get a free copy of Adam Schiff’s book , Yea!! so that made the extra calendar expense seem justified.

  16. 16.

    sab

    Ordered mine. 1 of A and 3 of B, so that my dad in the nursing home can see the old dog that he remembers, and my granddaughters can see their dog and cat that we adopted when they had to move. They just got a new puppy with approval of their landlord. (Ponyo couldn’t go with them because his insurance won’t allow pitbull mixes which is why we have Ponyo, an excellent dog.)

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