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Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

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Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross. BUT WE DO HAVE OTHER ANIMALS, all wrapped up nice and tidy in the annual Pets of Balloon Juice Calender, where all proceeds go to animal rescue through our chosen charity, Wet Mountain Animal Rescue.

You have two choices:

Calendar A

Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar A!

Calendar B

Final Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar B! 1

To order look to the sidebar to the right or click here you lazy slackers.

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19Comments

  1. 1.

    Ken

    Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    Reaction 2: The new “Find Mr. Frog”?

    Reaction 3: Wasn’t he planning to train crows a few months ago….?

    Reads on: Oh, the calendar.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross.

    We do, however, have an Albatrossity, who takes amazing pictures of birb butts and other birb bits. See this morning’s OTR for details.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    @Ken:

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    It’s California. Surely he would have a condor hanging from his neck instead?

  13. 13.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Ordered! I had to take Stewie (Sept, A calendar) to the vet today and it was all good news for our 10 year old guy. And then there were shots…

    I think he’ll forget in a couple of days.

  15. 15.

    Dan B

    Got two B with our two kitties. Giving one to friends. I’m supposed to get a free copy of Adam Schiff’s book , Yea!! so that made the extra calendar expense seem justified.

  16. 16.

    sab

    Ordered mine. 1 of A and 3 of B, so that my dad in the nursing home can see the old dog that he remembers, and my granddaughters can see their dog and cat that we adopted when they had to move. They just got a new puppy with approval of their landlord. (Ponyo couldn’t go with them because his insurance won’t allow pitbull mixes which is why we have Ponyo, an excellent dog.)

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