Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

If senate republicans had any shame, they’d die of it.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

The revolution will be supervised.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires

T R E 4 5 O N

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Pet Rescue / Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

by | 19 Comments

This post is in: 

Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross. BUT WE DO HAVE OTHER ANIMALS, all wrapped up nice and tidy in the annual Pets of Balloon Juice Calender, where all proceeds go to animal rescue through our chosen charity, Wet Mountain Animal Rescue.

You have two choices:

Calendar A

Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar A!

Calendar B

Final Preview of 2022 Pets of Balloon Juice: Calendar B! 1

To order look to the sidebar to the right or click here you lazy slackers.

Reader Interactions

19Comments

  1. 1.

    Ken

    Albatross! Get YOUR ALBATROSS!

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    Reaction 2: The new “Find Mr. Frog”?

    Reaction 3: Wasn’t he planning to train crows a few months ago….?

    Reads on: Oh, the calendar.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Ok. Maybe we don’t have any albatross.

    We do, however, have an Albatrossity, who takes amazing pictures of birb butts and other birb bits. See this morning’s OTR for details.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    @Ken:

    Reaction 1: Riffing on Devin Nunes and the state of the Republican party?

    It’s California. Surely he would have a condor hanging from his neck instead?

  13. 13.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Ordered! I had to take Stewie (Sept, A calendar) to the vet today and it was all good news for our 10 year old guy. And then there were shots…

    I think he’ll forget in a couple of days.

  15. 15.

    Dan B

    Got two B with our two kitties. Giving one to friends. I’m supposed to get a free copy of Adam Schiff’s book , Yea!! so that made the extra calendar expense seem justified.

  16. 16.

    sab

    Ordered mine. 1 of A and 3 of B, so that my dad in the nursing home can see the old dog that he remembers, and my granddaughters can see their dog and cat that we adopted when they had to move. They just got a new puppy with approval of their landlord. (Ponyo couldn’t go with them because his insurance won’t allow pitbull mixes which is why we have Ponyo, an excellent dog.)

Comments are closed.