Update from this morning’s report on the torching of the Fox News Christmas tree, which, as far as we know, was allegedly set ablaze by a rando who didn’t have a known anti-Murdoch agenda: The Foxies intend to milk this incident forever:
Ainsley Earhardt consoles terrified Fox viewers: "Don't worry. Don't worry. Do not be deterred. We will not be. We're going to rebuild it. We're going to rebuild it and we're going to build it back better. … Someone did this to spoil our Christmas, but that's not gonna happen" pic.twitter.com/MMgIsAkycL
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) December 8, 2021
I watched two clips of “Law & Order: Special Tree Unit” (formerly known as “Fox & Friends,” or as Adam calls it, “A Blonde with Two Boobs on a Couch”). The hysterical tone of the coverage is reminiscent of 9/11.
So far, the vandalism incident has been used to decry shoplifting sprees on the West Coast, bail reform, “rampance” [not a word — Ed.] in New York City and Kamala Harris’s purchase of a $300 Le Creuset Dutch oven. (Okay, I made that last one up.)
The endless histrionics make me begin to suspect a false flag operation. It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate.