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You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

White supremacy is terrorism.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

All hail the time of the bunny!

Petty moves from a petty man.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

So many bastards, so little time.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

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Sunday Post-Xmas Open Thread: #DroneCrashMas

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“Accidentally destroying the much-begged-for gifts within hours” is a humor trope that probably goes back as far as every other seasonal gift-giving ritual, but DRONEZ have that extra layer of technical fragility + (mostly) public display…

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  1. 1.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    I managed to crash my drone for the first time on Christmas Eve*.  I got a DJI Mini2 about a week before Thanksgiving.

    *Trying to land it manually and it moved over, hit the hose real, I pulled up to gain altitude, hit the roof and it landed in a window box which dislodged the battery,  The drone didn’t seem to have sustained any lasting damage.

  4. 4.

    NeenerNeener

    I bought several little Doctor Who TARDIS drones from ThinkGeek five or six years ago. They flew once and pretty much disintegrated after that.

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    @Baud:

    Some of the videos I’ve seen of master drone operaters are really nice. 

    As long as they don’t fly them into an erupting volcano!  Oopsy!

  15. 15.

    scav

    Apparently we’ve been gifted with an immersive electrical yoyo chez scav.  We’ve lost power at least four times since last night.

     

    The neighborhood owes the repair team a generous round of very stiff drinks.

  16. 16.

    Suzanne

    Last year, SuzMom got this really cheap thing that barely qualifies as a drone for Spawn the Younger. Like, it only flies in the house or yard. Anyway, she didn’t have it for 24 hours before it got tangled in her hair. Tears, shrieking, freakout. I hate the gifts my mom buys.

  17. 17.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    @Baud: The problem with a drone, here in LA, is there aren’t many places you can fly it.  Glendale and LA City parks don’t allow take-offs or landings nor does LA County parks.  State parks don’t have a blanket prohibition, but many do prohibit drones.

  18. 18.

    mrmoshpotato

    @scav:

    The neighborhood owes the repair team a generous round of very stiff drinks. 

    Just bottles of booze, mixers and an ice machine. ?

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Just finished watching “Don’t Look Up.” It has drones. But because I want to avoid spoilers, I’ll say no more about them.

  26. 26.

    Rob

    I have seen a couple of videos of eagles or hawks intercepting drones and knocking them to the ground.

  27. 27.

    BretH

    Been flying FPV ( First Person View) racing/freestyle drones for years, never an expert but it is the closest I will ever get to being a real pilot. It’s absolute fun and I’m lucky in that I like building and fixing them as much as flying.

  30. 30.

    Rand Careaga

    Animals biting drones is all ha-ha-ha until the lithium battery is punctured, at which point the laughter ought to cease. I readily acknowledge that alligators are not among the cuddliest or most charismatic of God’s creatures, but this one didn’t deserve what happened to it, and neither does the family dog.

  32. 32.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    @Baud: Heh.

    The problem is the mishmash of local and state regulation and that those never make it into any of the apps telling you where you CAN fly.  The Feds are pretty straight forward, you can’t fly in National Parks, don’t fly within 5 miles of an airport without getting clearance, and don’t fly where the military does.   National wilderness areas are no-go zones as well and most of the apps that tell you where you can fly don’t have them, so that’s a bit of a  problem.  But the biggest  problem is local regulations, every damn city thinks that before you fly your drone in their fair town, everyone’s going to look at their municipal code.  It’s nuts.

  33. 33.

    Patricia Kayden

    On 3/9/92, William Schmeck pleaded guilty to fed firearms possession, a felony & rec'd a sentence of 3yrs probation (SDCA, 91 CR 357). He can thank his son Jared for the whole world now learning of this case. Now, let's have an investigation of his PPP loan forgiveness. @SBAgov— Richard Signorelli (@richsignorelli) December 26, 2021

  36. 36.

    Grumpy Old Railroader

    Back in the olde days, I spent secret time (I worked nights and kids were in school) building a 2 foot wing span aero glider out of balsa wood and rice paper as a xmas present to youngest son. He loved it. On its maiden flight it flew straight, level and 75 feet before hitting the wooden fence and breaking beyond repair. We both cried. Now we laugh about it.  Fun times.

    ETA. I launched that maiden flight to show the little boy how it is supposed to be done. I figured it would go about 30-40 feet before landing on the lawn LOL

  39. 39.

    StringOnAStick

    @Patricia Kayden: Yes, let’s see what happens when some enterprising investigator digs into that PPP loan forgiveness.  If he has nothing to hide, he should welcome it to clear his name.  I say this knowing full well that the chances of ‘nothing to hide’ are very close to zero.  Should be fun!

  40. 40.

    Another Scott

    Kids these days… Why back in my day, I had to build a control line model airplane from a balsa kit, paint it, attach the 0.049 cubic inch engine, get the mixture adjusted to stay running, and then wait until dad had a free Saturday to take me to a park to show me how to fly it.

    And I got to watch him successfully make a couple of circuits around and then crash it just as he was about to let me try.

    (sigh)

    I’m sure he felt worse about it than I did. ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  44. 44.

    206inKY

    Eight years ago, my mom gave me—her grown son—a toy drone that terrified my old dog to the point that he crapped the whole floor. This year my wife said fuck it and bought a drone that our kiddo had been begging for. So far no poop has been crapped by doggo, so I’m calling it a success.

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