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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Sunday Post-Xmas Open Thread: #DroneCrashMas

Sunday Post-Xmas Open Thread: #DroneCrashMas

by Anne Laurie|  December 26, 20216:15 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Tech News and Issues

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Time to tune in for #dronecrashmas (tweets by @faineg ). Warms my heart every year. https://t.co/zN9fp8lAvF

— David Ramos (@imagineterrain) December 25, 2021

“Accidentally destroying the much-begged-for gifts within hours” is a humor trope that probably goes back as far as every other seasonal gift-giving ritual, but DRONEZ have that extra layer of technical fragility + (mostly) public display…

Sorry the drone I got for Christmas crashed into your bedroom window.

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) December 26, 2021

Got a drone for Christmas and I immediately crashed it into a wall and broke all the propellors ??

— avery rose has is thorn (@baemax_911) December 26, 2021

Eldest got a drone for #Christmas, so there's been a small buzzing thing flying about the house all morning.

Another member of the family has been trying to figure out how to kill it.#Pickle #ApexPredator pic.twitter.com/y5FbjZIIK0

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) December 25, 2021

A few years ago I bought my friends daughters some cheerson CX-10s, they got quite good at buzzing the dog to annoy him, until the day the german shepherd jumped up almost to the ceiling bit the drone out of the air and threw it on the sofa which the kids thought was hilarious

— Robin Bradshaw ??? (@en4rab) December 26, 2021

this is the primary function of tall people: rescuing drones #dronecrashmas https://t.co/JJsB2NzIq1

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) December 26, 2021

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  1. 1.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 6:27 pm

    I managed to crash my drone for the first time on Christmas Eve*.  I got a DJI Mini2 about a week before Thanksgiving.

    *Trying to land it manually and it moved over, hit the hose real, I pulled up to gain altitude, hit the roof and it landed in a window box which dislodged the battery,  The drone didn’t seem to have sustained any lasting damage.

  2. 2.

    NotMax

    December 26, 2021 at 6:29 pm

    Now need to invent the Drotel. Drones go in but they don’t come out.

    ;)

  3. 3.

    germy

    December 26, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    All these drones flying around.

    Keeps me nervous.

  4. 4.

    NeenerNeener

    December 26, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    I bought several little Doctor Who TARDIS drones from ThinkGeek five or six years ago. They flew once and pretty much disintegrated after that.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    December 26, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    Some of the videos I’ve seen of master drone operaters are really nice.

  6. 6.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 6:41 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: A reel of real film

  7. 7.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    @Baud: I’ve just taken stills so far with mine, taken before the crash…

  8. 8.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I don’t use film.

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @Baud:

    Some of the videos I’ve seen of master drone operaters are really nice. 

    As long as they don’t fly them into an erupting volcano!  Oopsy!

  10. 10.

    Baud

    December 26, 2021 at 6:43 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    That’s cool.  Now I want a drone.

  11. 11.

    Baud

    December 26, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    It’s worth it for the shots.

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: A reel of real SD cards!

  13. 13.

    Mingobat (f/k/a Karen in GA)

    December 26, 2021 at 6:44 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I crashed my Mini2 the first day I had it last year. DJI Care Refresh is a beautiful thing – I had a new drone a few days later.

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    @Baud: True.  And good on them for setting it up so they don’t have to recover the SD card.

  15. 15.

    scav

    December 26, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    Apparently we’ve been gifted with an immersive electrical yoyo chez scav.  We’ve lost power at least four times since last night.

     

    The neighborhood owes the repair team a generous round of very stiff drinks.

  16. 16.

    Suzanne

    December 26, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    Last year, SuzMom got this really cheap thing that barely qualifies as a drone for Spawn the Younger. Like, it only flies in the house or yard. Anyway, she didn’t have it for 24 hours before it got tangled in her hair. Tears, shrieking, freakout. I hate the gifts my mom buys.

  17. 17.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @Baud: The problem with a drone, here in LA, is there aren’t many places you can fly it.  Glendale and LA City parks don’t allow take-offs or landings nor does LA County parks.  State parks don’t have a blanket prohibition, but many do prohibit drones.

  18. 18.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    @scav:

    The neighborhood owes the repair team a generous round of very stiff drinks. 

    Just bottles of booze, mixers and an ice machine. ?

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    December 26, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    @scav

    Maybe a passel o’ of Texans visiting? Gotta make ’em feel at home, don’tcha know.

    //

  20. 20.

    Baud

    December 26, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I blame Biden.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 26, 2021 at 6:56 pm

    Just finished watching “Don’t Look Up.” It has drones. But because I want to avoid spoilers, I’ll say no more about them.

  22. 22.

    geg6

    December 26, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    It’s all men doing this, right?  If so, all the more hilarious, if predictable.

  23. 23.

    debbie

    December 26, 2021 at 7:08 pm

    @germy:

    Some sound a lot like leaf blowers, so I hate them that much more.

  24. 24.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 26, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    Bears win?! Bears win?!

  25. 25.

    Baud

    December 26, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    Via Reddit, first image from James Webb telescope.

    https://i.redd.it/enppk11y8y781.jpg

  26. 26.

    Rob

    December 26, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    I have seen a couple of videos of eagles or hawks intercepting drones and knocking them to the ground.

  27. 27.

    BretH

    December 26, 2021 at 7:32 pm

    Been flying FPV ( First Person View) racing/freestyle drones for years, never an expert but it is the closest I will ever get to being a real pilot. It’s absolute fun and I’m lucky in that I like building and fixing them as much as flying.

  28. 28.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 7:38 pm

    @Baud: Opps.

  29. 29.

    Booger

    December 26, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Loved it!

  30. 30.

    Rand Careaga

    December 26, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    Animals biting drones is all ha-ha-ha until the lithium battery is punctured, at which point the laughter ought to cease. I readily acknowledge that alligators are not among the cuddliest or most charismatic of God’s creatures, but this one didn’t deserve what happened to it, and neither does the family dog.

  31. 31.

    Sister Golden Bear

    December 26, 2021 at 7:52 pm

    I’m heartened that (according an update) Pickles has learned he can jump off the stair bannister to attack the drone from above.

    Nature’s cuddly little killing machines.

  32. 32.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 26, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    @Baud: Heh.

    The problem is the mishmash of local and state regulation and that those never make it into any of the apps telling you where you CAN fly.  The Feds are pretty straight forward, you can’t fly in National Parks, don’t fly within 5 miles of an airport without getting clearance, and don’t fly where the military does.   National wilderness areas are no-go zones as well and most of the apps that tell you where you can fly don’t have them, so that’s a bit of a  problem.  But the biggest  problem is local regulations, every damn city thinks that before you fly your drone in their fair town, everyone’s going to look at their municipal code.  It’s nuts.

  33. 33.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 26, 2021 at 7:57 pm

    On 3/9/92, William Schmeck pleaded guilty to fed firearms possession, a felony & rec'd a sentence of 3yrs probation (SDCA, 91 CR 357). He can thank his son Jared for the whole world now learning of this case. Now, let's have an investigation of his PPP loan forgiveness. @SBAgov— Richard Signorelli (@richsignorelli) December 26, 2021

  34. 34.

    Ruckus

    December 26, 2021 at 8:03 pm

    @Baud: 
    I thought it had to be something like that but still, that’s good.

  35. 35.

    Ken

    December 26, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: Who knows what evolution will shape from this, over the next thirty million years?

  36. 36.

    Grumpy Old Railroader

    December 26, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Back in the olde days, I spent secret time (I worked nights and kids were in school) building a 2 foot wing span aero glider out of balsa wood and rice paper as a xmas present to youngest son. He loved it. On its maiden flight it flew straight, level and 75 feet before hitting the wooden fence and breaking beyond repair. We both cried. Now we laugh about it.  Fun times.

    ETA. I launched that maiden flight to show the little boy how it is supposed to be done. I figured it would go about 30-40 feet before landing on the lawn LOL

  37. 37.

    Caphilldcne

    December 26, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    @Baud: ok. That was funny!

  38. 38.

    StringOnAStick

    December 26, 2021 at 10:17 pm

    @Grumpy Old Railroader: Its the thought that…

  39. 39.

    StringOnAStick

    December 26, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Yes, let’s see what happens when some enterprising investigator digs into that PPP loan forgiveness.  If he has nothing to hide, he should welcome it to clear his name.  I say this knowing full well that the chances of ‘nothing to hide’ are very close to zero.  Should be fun!

  40. 40.

    Another Scott

    December 26, 2021 at 11:17 pm

    Kids these days… Why back in my day, I had to build a control line model airplane from a balsa kit, paint it, attach the 0.049 cubic inch engine, get the mixture adjusted to stay running, and then wait until dad had a free Saturday to take me to a park to show me how to fly it.

    And I got to watch him successfully make a couple of circuits around and then crash it just as he was about to let me try.

    (sigh)

    I’m sure he felt worse about it than I did. ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  41. 41.

    NotMax

    December 26, 2021 at 11:54 pm

    @Another Scott

    But the airplane glue carried quite the kick!

  42. 42.

    Danielx

    December 27, 2021 at 2:03 am

    @NotMax:

    airplane dope!

  43. 43.

    Danielx

    December 27, 2021 at 2:04 am

    @NotMax:

    airplane dope!

  44. 44.

    206inKY

    December 27, 2021 at 3:33 am

    Eight years ago, my mom gave me—her grown son—a toy drone that terrified my old dog to the point that he crapped the whole floor. This year my wife said fuck it and bought a drone that our kiddo had been begging for. So far no poop has been crapped by doggo, so I’m calling it a success.

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