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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / The Machines (Open Thread)

The Machines (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 21, 20224:29 pm| 149 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Violent Insurrection at the Capitol

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Politico got its mitts on some of the documents Trump’s lawyers tried to keep from the January 6 committee, including a draft executive order authorizing the secretary of defense to seize voting machines and a document titled “Remarks on National Healing.” Hoo boy. First up, the EO:

The order empowers the defense secretary to “seize, collect, retain and analyze all machines, equipment, electronically stored information, and material records required for retention under” a U.S. law that relates to preservation of election records. It also cites a lawsuit filed in 2017 against Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.

Additionally, the draft order would have given the defense secretary 60 days to write an assessment of the 2020 election. That suggests it could have been a gambit to keep Trump in power until at least mid-February of 2021.

The draft EO, which can be read in its entirety here, also authorizes:

“The appointment of a Special Counsel to oversee this operation and institute all criminal and civil proceedings as appropriate based on the evidence collected and provided all resources necessary to carry out her duties consistent with federal laws and the Constitution.”

Emphasis mine. He meant Sidney Powell, fellow citizens, the Kraken lady. This slobbering lunatic:

The Trump administration beclowned this country every day for what seemed like an eternity, and maybe we should be thankful that even some of Trump’s otherwise shameless enablers had a vestigial sense of professional self-preservation that motivated them to stop this ridiculous plan. That allowed the nation to dodge the democracy-dispatching bullet that would have been the Kraken lady ranting about election fraud under the international klieg lights. Good gravy!

But in a sense, it’s the “Remarks on National Healing” that really punch the ticket to Crazytown, revealing that even as the Kraken lady and others pursued their mad scheme to overthrow the election, other White House operatives were frantically constructing coup offramps:

“I would like to begin today by addressing the heinous attack that took place yesterday at the United States Capitol,” it opens. “Like all Americans, I was outraged and sickened by the violence, lawlessness and mayhem. I immediately deployed the National Guard and federal law enforcement to secure the building and expel the intruders. America is, and must always be, a nation of law and order…”

The draft remarks go on to describe emotions running high after an intense election. “But now, tempers must be cooled and calm restored.”

Trump “vigorously pursued every legal avenue to contest the election results,” the remarks add, and still urges election “reform” so voters could be confident about future contests.

“But as for THIS election, Congress has now certified the results,” the remarks say. “The election fight is over. A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20th. My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly and seamless transition of power. This moment calls for healing and reconciliation.”

Whaa? Of course, Trump never gave that speech either, never admitted he lost and never condemned the supporters who attacked the Capitol under his tacky-ass banner. But that someone in the White House wrote something in a category adjacent to a concession speech shows just how rudderless and chaotic the administration was in its final weeks.

Sometimes, the whole thing still seems so surreal. I don’t think I’ll ever quite wrap my head around it.

Open thread.

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  1. 1.

    JoyceH

    January 21, 2022 at 4:36 pm

    “Birds of a feather flock together” is a cliche because it’s true. Elect a crazy president, get a crazy government.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    Remarks on National Healing

    So when I first saw the news about this, I thought it was a draft of the speech Trump planned to give after he overthrew democracy. I now see it was a draft prepared by a naive and embarrassed staffer as a concession speech. I guess that makes me feel a little better.

  3. 3.

    Gravenstone

    January 21, 2022 at 4:38 pm

    “Like all Americans, I was outraged and sickened by the violence, lawlessness and mayhem…

    Fucker wouldn’t have made it through that sentence without breaking up laughing, then claiming victory for Team MAGAt.

  4. 4.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 4:40 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    Like all Americans, I was outraged and sickened by the violence, lawlessness and mayhem on both sides…

     
    That’s the only possible way it would have happened.

  5. 5.

    Roger Moore

    January 21, 2022 at 4:42 pm

    @JoyceH:

    Elect a crazy president, get a crazy government.

    Or as people liked to say, elect a clown, expect a circus.

  6. 6.

    Old School

    January 21, 2022 at 4:42 pm

    heinous attack that took place yesterday

    So this speech was written after Trump told the coup participants that he loved them?

    Whoever wrote it is delusional.

  7. 7.

    The Moar You Know

    January 21, 2022 at 4:43 pm

    I read somewhere, and I can’t remember where, that Trump had been given a concession speech (“Remarks on National Healing”) and flat-out refused to read it, never mind give it.

  8. 8.

    Cephalus Max

    January 21, 2022 at 4:44 pm

    I can’t express how embarrased I am that Sidney Powell is a fellow UNC alum.

  9. 9.

    The Moar You Know

    January 21, 2022 at 4:46 pm

    Also:  why the fuck hasn’t Sidney Powell been disbarred?  Who’s gotta get blown to make that happen?

  10. 10.

    Betty Cracker

    January 21, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    @Baud: I made that assumption too and would be unsurprised to learn a draft to that effect is also among the documents released to the committee.

  11. 11.

    Origuy

    January 21, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    One more request for help for my friend Susan, whose cat Tabitha had five teeth pulled. Susan rescued an entire litter of kittens a few years ago and now they are cats with medical problems. She needs help with the bills and any help you can give would be appreciated by Susan, Tabitha, and her sisters Sandtoes, Dixie, Dusty, and Snickerdoodle, and their brother Braveheart. Susan is still paying off the expenses for their sister Stevie, who passed away last year. Here are some kitty pictures, and a shot of the bill.
    Contributions can be sent via PayPal or Zelle to me at jlanam AT comcast DOT net or to my Venmo account at @Jeffery-Lanam. Thanks to those who have already donated. Anything is appreciated.

  12. 12.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    I think she’s licensed in GOP states where the state bars are slow rolling it for obvious reason.  Googling suggests there are inquiries pending.

  13. 13.

    debbie

    January 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm

    If it looks like treason and smells like treason, it’s fucking treason. We need an Executive Order barring TFG from ever running for public office again.

  14. 14.

    West of the Rockies

    January 21, 2022 at 4:53 pm

    @Baud:

    I also supposed the “healing speech” would have addressed the anticipated liberal outrage at Clump being reinstalled.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    Funny (not ha-ha funny), innit, how only certain states are accused of shenaniganning.

    it could have been a gambit to keep Trump in power until at least mid-February of 2021

    Constitution (oh that old thing) – 20th Amendment, Section 1* – affords NO wiggle room. The term ends at the stroke of noon on Jan. 20 regardless. And there is in place procedure for who takes the office in an acting capacity should it be necessary. For even this SCOTUS it would be a prodigious leap to declare the Constitution unconstitutional.

    *”The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January, and the terms of Senators and Representatives at noon on the 3d day of January, of the years in which such terms would have ended if this article had not been ratified; and the terms of their successors shall then begin.”

  16. 16.

    Sure Lurkalot

    January 21, 2022 at 4:56 pm

    My brother would still vote for him as would millions of our “fellow” citizens. So the

    Sometimes, the whole thing still seems so surreal. I don’t think I’ll ever quite wrap my head around it.

    Is something I can totally relate to.

  17. 17.

    A Ghost to Most

    January 21, 2022 at 4:57 pm

    I don’t think I’ll ever quite wrap my head around it.

    Some of us wrapped our heads around it long before the rest.

  18. 18.

    Ocotillo

    January 21, 2022 at 4:57 pm

    This just goes the show how f*$king heavy a lift Democrats have to try and put this nation back on stable footing.  Things like this keep coming out and at least half the voting public is like “Let’s go Brandon”.

    He (orange one) was right when he said he could shoot someone of 5th Avenue and not loose a vote.  Hell he picked up votes in 2020.

    May God have mercy on us all.

  19. 19.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 4:58 pm

    @JoyceH: Trump would have gotten further in this scheme if he had picked a more loyal acting Attorney General, and more compliant acting Defense Secretary. He might have thought he had. It seems that White House Counsel Cippolini also dug in his heels and Trump had to work around him. I look forward to these men’s testimony before the January 6 Committee. That won’t be long, either.

  20. 20.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 4:58 pm

    Additionally, the draft order would have given the defense secretary 60 days to write an assessment of the 2020 election. That suggests it could have been a gambit to keep Trump in power until at least mid-February of 2021.

    Already in violation of the Constitution here. The president does not determine how long he will serve after an election.

    There is also this weird establishment of Trump paranoia (or egomania) as the starting point. The election is fraudulent because Trump said so, unless proven otherwise.

    And Republicans fall for this shit?

  21. 21.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    January 21, 2022 at 5:00 pm

    The truly scary thing to me is that if these assholes had tried this, and somehow managed to pull it off, what passes for the political press in this country would have just kind of shrugged its collective shoulder and asked, “Well, who can really know whether this is a bad thing? Democrats say it is, but they’re shrill, and sometimes their voters say bad words, and the Republicans say it’s good, so I guess the answer must be somewhere in the middle? It’s kind of okay, but not perfect. Did I get that right? Can I go to all the right parties now?”

  22. 22.

    raven

    January 21, 2022 at 5:01 pm

    Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Zen Master, Dies at 95
     

    There was conversation around MLK and his opposition to the war in Vietnam earlier this week:

    While in the US, Nhat Hanh urged the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.to publicly condemn the war in Vietnam. In April 1967, King spoke out against the war in a famous speech at New York City’s Riverside Church. A Nobel Laureate, King nominated Nhat Hanh for the Nobel Peace Prize in a letter to the Nobel Committee that called the Vietnamese monk “an apostle of peace and nonviolence, cruelly separated from his own people while they are oppressed by a vicious war.” Nhat Hanh did not receive the Nobel Peace Prize: in publicly announcing the nomination, King had violated a strict prohibition of the Nobel Committee.

     

  23. 23.

    lgerard

    January 21, 2022 at 5:01 pm

    NFTs have been steadily making their way into the restaurant world (along with seemingly every other sphere, from art to politics). And so a restaurant whose founders claim is the first of its kind, essentially offering admittance only to the holders of a limited number of non-fungible tokens, seemed inevitable.

    Flyfish Club, set to open in a yet-to-be-announced Manhattan location in the first half of next year, will be a luxury “seafood-inspired” dining club from the VCR Group, a hospitality and restaurant group that includes Gary Vaynerchuk, the serial entrepreneur and co-founder of online reservation system Resy. To gain access to the club, members must have a Flyfish NFT, which is a unique digital asset stored on the blockchain and purchased using cryptocurrency. The company released 1,501 tokens this month, bringing in around $15 million, according to David Rodolitz, the founder and CEO of VCR.

    In an interview, Rodolitz acknowledged that membership in the club isn’t just about food, or even a high-end dining experience. “Social currency is a big part of this,” he said. “People are communicating digitally about what they like and who they are.” Rodolitz likened NFTs to traditional status symbols, like designer handbags or sneakers, that people use to connote their tastes and means.

    The sad part is that these stupid things have already appreciated 40%.

  24. 24.

    Roger Moore

    January 21, 2022 at 5:02 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    Also: why the fuck hasn’t Sidney Powell been disbarred?

    Because the process is deliberately slow.  She has already been sanctioned for some of her work in the post-election challenges.  IIRC, now somebody needs to make a complaint with the local bar wherever she is licensed to practice asking her to be disbarred.  It’s quite possible this has happened and the proceedings are underway, but that they’re kept under wraps unless the subject is actually disbarred.  That’s pretty common, so people don’t have their reputation smeared when somebody abuses the process by making an unjustified complaint against them.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 5:03 pm

    @lgerard:

    Using NFTs to replace Ticketmaster might be their one and only productive purpose.

  26. 26.

    cmorenc

    January 21, 2022 at 5:05 pm

    “But as for THIS election, Congress has now certified the results,” the remarks say. “The election fight is over. A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20th. My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly and seamless transition of power. This moment calls for healing and reconciliation.”

    I’m curious to find out which Trump WH aide/staffer thought there was a snowball’s chance in Hell that Trump could be persuaded to authorize release of this one his behalf, let alone speak this announcement himself.  S/he must have temporarily been seized by the delusion that s/he was working for Al Gore in 2000, not Donald Trump in 2020.

  27. 27.

    The Moar You Know

    January 21, 2022 at 5:05 pm

     also supposed the “healing speech” would have addressed the anticipated liberal outrage at Clump being reinstalled.

    @West of the Rockies: the GOP has already worked that equation.  The vast majority of people of a “liberal” bent aren’t armed.  No need to consider how they might feel about anything.

  28. 28.

    trollhattan

    January 21, 2022 at 5:06 pm

    @lgerard: Since I’m too a-skeert to click through, are they selling digital renderings of food in addition to, you know, food?

  29. 29.

    Cacti

    January 21, 2022 at 5:06 pm

    Here’s the thing…

    I think some of the Republicans who opposed Trump didn’t do so out of a sense of principle, so much as they found him personally trashy.

    If a Bush had tried this move, Bill Barr would have had zero reservations.

  30. 30.

    Wag

    January 21, 2022 at 5:08 pm

    shows just how rudderless and chaotic the administration was in its final weeks.  from day one.

    FIFY!

     

    Holy mackerel.  The shit is going to hit the fan over the next week or two, isn’t it?

  31. 31.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    January 21, 2022 at 5:08 pm

    but… but… …. her emails!

  32. 32.

    cmorenc

    January 21, 2022 at 5:09 pm

    @Roger Moore:

     It’s quite possible this has happened and the proceedings are underway, but that they’re kept under wraps unless the subject is actually disbarred.

    Yes, exactly this.  Sometimes the circumstances preceding a lawyer’s likely forthcoming disbarment are so egregious and notorious that such is obviously forthcoming (e.g. the prominent lawyer in South Carolina Alex Murdaugh accused of misappropriating massive amounts of insurance settlement money), even though the proceedings before the state bar association are kept behind closed doors until a decision is issued.

  33. 33.

    Mike in NC

    January 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    Putin relaxes at night by watching video of the MAGA mob ransacking the Capitol while he laughs and sips his vodka.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    FYI regarding cryptocurrency.

    NYC Mayor Adams will convert his city paycheck to cryptocurrency via Coinbase

    He can’t get paid directly in cryptocurrency under US labor law

  35. 35.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    January 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm

    @lgerard:

    Flyfish Club, set to open in a yet-to-be-announced Manhattan location in the first half of next year, will be a luxury “seafood-inspired” dining club

    It sounds like the plot of the hilarious 1990 Marlon Brando grifting comedy “The Freshman” (photo)

  36. 36.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    The secretary of defense—WT holy F?! How would there be jurisdiction? Oh, that’s right—that’s where Trump installed all of his quislings right after the election. Guess he couldn’t do that at Justice.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    @NotMax: It’s his money, once he’s paid.  AFAIK, crypto is in a bear market right now.

  38. 38.

    Mary G

    January 21, 2022 at 5:13 pm

    Just a bottomless pit of corruption, stupidity, and sheer chutzpah. I was.one of the people who said “oh, we’ll be fine, the Supremes, the House, the Senate, the DOJ, the States,etc. etc. will hold him back.” I was so wrong. And they are plowing ahead with so many worse things.

  39. 39.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 21, 2022 at 5:14 pm

    It’s easy; once you accept that the Trump was the stoner of  presidents then everything makes sense.

  40. 40.

    Betty Cracker

    January 21, 2022 at 5:14 pm

    @NotMax: Great timing!

    ?The Crypto crash has wiped out >$1 TRILLION in market value https://t.co/fULNYkVjto

    — Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) January 21, 2022


    Maybe he’ll have enough leftover to ride the bus home.

  41. 41.

    The Moar You Know

    January 21, 2022 at 5:14 pm

     

    Here’s the thing…

    I think some of the Republicans who opposed Trump didn’t do so out of a sense of principle, so much as they found him personally trashy.

    If a Bush had tried this move, Bill Barr would have had zero reservations.

    @Cacti:  That WAS my father, my father in law, and mother in law.  Had the GOP memoryholed the orange monster, they would have gotten those three votes back.

    But they not only haven’t done that, they’ve doubled down, and as a result, the Democratic party has three new registered voters.  They are always going to be conservadems, but I’ll take those votes too, and they’re not going to even consider a return unless the party of Trump forswears him and apologizes.  The forswearing of the man I can see happening and it may happen soon.  Apologies, on the other hand, will not happen in my lifetime, never mind theirs.

  42. 42.

    lgerard

    January 21, 2022 at 5:14 pm

    @trollhattan:

    After reading this

    Rodolitz acknowledged that membership in the club isn’t just about food, or even a high-end dining experience

    my thought is that they are not selling food at all, just an experience

    I wonder if you can wear Melania’s NFT hat while enjoying your membership

  43. 43.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 21, 2022 at 5:15 pm

    One reason Rs get away with murder is because our political press loves them. Check out NYT Nate’s take on Democratic president this morning. Apparently, they have all been politically unsuccessful since FDR.

    According to substitute Nate (although the real one is not covering himself in glory either.)

    LBJ, Clinton and Obama unsuccessful

    Reagan and Coolidge successful

  44. 44.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 5:16 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Good on them for putting the country over party.

  45. 45.

    lgerard

    January 21, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:

    It sounds like the plot of the hilarious 1990 Marlon Brando grifting comedy “The Freshman”

    So far it seems more like the plot of “The Producers”

  46. 46.

    Argiope

    January 21, 2022 at 5:17 pm

    Nominated

    If it looks like treason and smells like treason, it’s fucking treason.

  47. 47.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 5:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker

    Standing outside City Hall wearing a sandwich board:

    “Will Govern For Food.”

    //

  48. 48.

    debbie

    January 21, 2022 at 5:19 pm

    @A Ghost to Most:

    Yeah, like before he even announced.

  49. 49.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    January 21, 2022 at 5:20 pm

    HA! Those fools investing money in crypto.

    Luckily I got in the ground floor of the Dutch Tulip market

  50. 50.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 5:21 pm

    @Geminid: Correction: that’s White House Counsel Pasquale Anthony “Pat” Cippilone. Ironically, born in the Bronx, New York City. A University of Chicago Law School graduate.

  51. 51.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:22 pm

    @Origuy:

    Can you give us an update on how much was collected after your first request?

  52. 52.

    Baud

    January 21, 2022 at 5:25 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    The NYT is garbage.

  53. 53.

    Argiope

    January 21, 2022 at 5:28 pm

    @Brachiator: I find I’m playing this retrospective guessing game about who really fell for it and who is just a cynical authoritarian.  Barr is easy: cynical.  Powell and Giuliani may have had the cult addle their brains and may actually believe the bullshit they are spouting.  There is a high whiff of crazy about each.  I think maybe the cult broke some GOP brains for real. And then there are the Republican voters who hear FOX and OAN all day, and their confirmation bias keeps them from listening critically to the claims.  They may not believe it all, but they aren’t going to go out of their way to disprove it to themselves because they like the conclusions and feeling aggrieved.

  54. 54.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 21, 2022 at 5:28 pm

    @NotMax: Yeah, that’s a detail that seems to get overlooked, even here.

  55. 55.

    cmorenc

    January 21, 2022 at 5:29 pm

    Consider that it is true that many people across the political spectrum have long criticized pure electronic voting machines for their potential vulnerabilities to tampering and hacking (i.e. those which don’t create a paper trail such as optical scanning of paper ballots). That’s the background which team Trump was probably assuming would give their claims enough credibility to at least bring things to a standstill lasting past January 20th.

    Of course, in this case team Trump’s particular claims had no basis in actual fact, but nevertheless any federal voting rights reform legislation should mandate the sort of accurately auditable, yet voter-anonymous paper trail that optical scan paper ballots create.

  56. 56.

    Kristine

    January 21, 2022 at 5:30 pm

    My pup’s grooming/playcare place is located in Paul Ryan’s old district, and I drive through farm country on the way to pick her up so I’m used to seeing Tr*mp flags etc. One resident recently hoisted a “Let’s Go, Brandon” flag. Yesterday I saw they added a Tr*mp 2024 flag as well. I don’t see how TFG can survive that long or make it through a campaign, but I didn’t think he’d last a year in office so what do I know?

  57. 57.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 21, 2022 at 5:30 pm

    @Baud: And they are Nazi enablers. The original version and our homegrown copycats. That’s why I call them Vichy Times.

  58. 58.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    Kobee Vance
    @kobeevance
    5h
    Black members of Mississippi’s senate walk out of the chamber before the final vote on a bill to ban teaching critical race theory in schools and universities. The vote passed.

    And universities.

  59. 59.

    Origuy

    January 21, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    @Steeplejack: Sure, it was a total of $310, including one donation for $150 and one for $100.

  60. 60.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 5:32 pm

    @Geminid

    That ends the confusion. Was almost sure Cippolini would have been played by zombie Chico Marx.

    :)

  61. 61.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 21, 2022 at 5:33 pm

    @Mary G:

    Just a bottomless pit of corruption, stupidity, and sheer chutzpah. 

    Yup.  More respect to Congressman Schiff and the January 6th Committee for their tireless work.

  62. 62.

    gene108

    January 21, 2022 at 5:36 pm

    @Argiope:

    find I’m playing this retrospective guessing game about who really fell for it and who is just a cynical authoritarian. Barr is easy: cynical. Powell and Giuliani may have had the cult addle their brains and may actually believe the bullshit they are spouting.

    I like Congressman Schiff’s idea about power revealing people’s nature. Some people can say no to power, because of principle. Others like Barr and Giuliani may have wanted to be relevant again, so they clung to Trump because he had power as President. The allure of “being somebody that matters” overrides other ethical concerns.

  63. 63.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 5:37 pm

    @Argiope: Barr got out. I think his last day was December 23. I forget who the acting AG was, but his Deputy, Mr. Rosen, would not cooperate with Trump’s henchmen. Rosen has sat for hours with January 6 staff. His testimony should be good.

    I’m a little bit tempted to get satellite TV for these hearings. But my Atlanta friend will be watching them like a hawk and will convey the high points. Plus, I know of a blog where that’s all they’ll talk about.

  64. 64.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:38 pm

    @raven:

    RIP. ? A great voice. For those interested, Peace Is Every Step: The Path of Mindfulness in Everyday Life is a good introduction.

  65. 65.

    Cermet

    January 21, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    Extreme weather that will only get further extreme and that is the future; war clouds threaten, and these too will become both more common and sooner or later, the storm will break; the pandemic is raging and yet this is just the first of others that will occur; the joke of our slaved based constitutional “democracy” is exposed even as the inferior court delivers it to remains to fascism; racism grows and feeds said fascist forces; supplies and distribution  – maximized for profits begin to fail and unravel; the ultra wealthy grow in leaps as the middle class shrinks; so, as the fire burns and grows all we can do is deal with extinguishing embers; the truth is – the center will not hold

  66. 66.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 5:39 pm

    @gene108

    If only Rudy had stuck to cross-dressing instead….

    //

  67. 67.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    January 21, 2022 at 5:40 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: ​
      This is what the Times infamously wrote about Hitler on it’s front page in 1922

    “But several reliable, well-informed sources confirmed the idea that Hitler’s anti-Semitism was not so genuine or violent as it sounded, and that he was merely using anti-Semitic propaganda as a bait to catch masses of followers and keep them aroused, enthusiastic, and in line for the time when his organization is perfected and sufficiently powerful to be employed effectively for political purposes.”

    Sounds like something Haberman or Broder would post. Literal Nazi enablers.

  68. 68.

    gene108

    January 21, 2022 at 5:43 pm

    The election fight is over. A new administration will be inaugurated on January 20th. My focus now turns to ensuring a smooth, orderly and seamless transition of power

    This bit from the “concession speech” is so abjectly divorced from reality. Trump ordered the Executive branch agencies to stonewall Biden’s transition team as much as possible. The head of the GSA put transition funds on hold. The DOD and intelligence agencies weren’t allowed to brief President-Elect Biden.

    Then McConnell continues the pile on of disrupting the transition by refusing to hold hearings for cabinet appointees, while Republicans still controlled the Senate, which is another norm that fuckhead ground to dust.

  69. 69.

    RaflW

    January 21, 2022 at 5:46 pm

    Had that E.O. attempt been made, one wonders what the street protests would have looked like. I’m inclined to think they’d have been huge, and would have been used by TFG to further attempt to cement power. Would DoD have been placed in the insane position to have to decide to take orders from a Junta and possibly shoot civilians, or melt down the chain of command?

    I’m grateful we didn’t find out.

    That draft speech, however, sounds like something a lower level staffer wrote as fan fic to soothe her or himself. No way on g-d’s gray-green earth anything like it would have emerged from Donald’s diet coke hole.

  70. 70.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:46 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    “The Great Bell Chant (the End of Suffering).”

  71. 71.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 5:47 pm

    The speech on “healing” was much less likely than Trump just conceding like a normal, decent person after he was defeated. Every day they let him pretend he won it got less and less likely he would admit he lost. If he wasn’t going to concede when the race was called because he was humiliated and he’s a giant crybaby, he was never going to concede after spending 3 months shrieking about how it was stolen.

    What was amazing about him was how people would watch some bad behavior and then judge what he would do next based not on the behavior they had just witnessed, but on what a normal person would do. That’s not how it works!

  72. 72.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 21, 2022 at 5:48 pm

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: Time and Economist were writing to peans to Modi in 2014. He was projected as India’s great hope. Knowing fully well that he presided over a genocide when he was the Chief Minister of Gujarat in 2002.

  73. 73.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 21, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    @Kay: By people you mean the MSM right? Because I never did have those expectations of him.

  74. 74.

    Captain C

    January 21, 2022 at 5:50 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Reagan and Coolidge successful

    By that standard*, W was a smashing success until the markets crashed in ’08.  If they’d waited to implode until January 21, 2009, I’m sure by this standard he would have been a ‘success’ as well.

    *Because apparently ignoring intelligence pertaining to the 9/11 attacks, invading the wrong country (and fucking it up and lying about it before, during and after), and farting around while New Orleans was near-destroyed by a hurricane counts as success for a Republican, at least per the political department of the NYT.

  75. 75.

    Citizen Alan

    January 21, 2022 at 5:53 pm

    @lgerard: The restaurant will never open. The grifters behind it will walk away with $15m. And the dumb-fucks behind it won’t even get a fish dinner out of it. They probably won’t even get a picture of a fish dinner.

  76. 76.

    The Dangerman

    January 21, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    @West of the Rockies: I’m right there with you and the others at first reaction…

    …but, after some thought, I can’t envision Trump would be capable of a healing speech. I can, however, envision Trump giving a speech to the effect of “kiss the ring and suck it, libtards”.

  77. 77.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    @Origuy:

    Thanks.

  78. 78.

    RaflW

    January 21, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    @Brachiator: And Republicans fall for this shit?

    A significant portion of the country favor hierarchy, loyalty and obedience. They just want someone large and in charge. Even if they suck. It’s reflected in how they parent (and probably in how they mange if they are in a work setting. Ugh.)

    TFG was the worst pointy-haired boss evah. But no matter his massive failings and fragile ego, he was the boss. “Yes, sir” is the answer.

    I don’t get it. But the vagaries of human nature are weird as f–k.

  79. 79.

    Citizen Alan

    January 21, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    @NotMax:  I feel responsible. I mean, I didn’t even vote in the NYC mayoral election, but I feel like just by moving here from Mississippi, I have brought the crazy with me and contaminated the city. Adams will start praising the Confederacy before too long.

  80. 80.

    karen marie

    January 21, 2022 at 5:56 pm

    @The Moar You Know:  It is ridiculously difficult to get disbarred, more so to get permanently disbarred.  You can get caught stealing money from your clients, get disbarred, and then get your license back in seven years in Massachusetts.

  81. 81.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 5:57 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Even the people who worked for him! What about this person would lead them to believe he was ever going to deliver that speech? Not once in his life has he admitted he failed. They cheated, it was unfair, it was someone elses fault, ithe failure never happened and was actually a huge success – that’s his whole life. There wasn’t going to be any magical conversion to decent, law abiding person. That ship has sailed.

  82. 82.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 5:59 pm

    @cmorenc:

    Speaking of Alex Murdaugh, more indictments today.

  83. 83.

    karen marie

    January 21, 2022 at 6:00 pm

    @NotMax: I look forward to him inevitably getting hacked.

  84. 84.

    debbie

    January 21, 2022 at 6:01 pm

    @Kay: 

    People who have had to endure him since the 1970s will tell you he’s never apologized for anything.

  85. 85.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 6:02 pm

    @Geminid: Another correction: Jeffery Rosen was the acting Attorney General the last ~27 days of Trump’s tenure. Richard Donohue was acting Deputy Attorney General.

  86. 86.

    RaflW

    January 21, 2022 at 6:02 pm

    @lgerard: Already appreciated 40% you say? Just new opportunities for first movers to pump-n-dump. A sucker is born every second.
    At least the Christian Louboutin set that would be buying extremely culturally resonant restaurant tokens can afford to be snookered.

  87. 87.

    karen marie

    January 21, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    @lgerard:   Reminds me of this.  Hahahaha.

  88. 88.

    Citizen Alan

    January 21, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    @Kay:

    I would genuinely rather die than go back to Mississippi for anything other than my mother’s funeral.

  89. 89.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 6:04 pm

    Here’s the man who was supposed to deliver the “healing speech”, denying his airline failed:

    Trump blamed Nobles, whom he jettisoned in June 1990, and set about forming a new strategy. “Trump Shuttle is an aesthetic success,” he told the media at the time. “It will be a financial success, but right now I’m upset with the people running it.”
    “It worked out well for me,” was Trump’s assessment in an interview with The Street. “I ran an airline for a couple of years and made a couple of bucks [others estimate the airline lost $US128m]. The airline business is a tough business, [but] I did great with it.”

  90. 90.

    Citizen Alan

    January 21, 2022 at 6:07 pm

    @Brachiator:

    And Republicans fall for this shit?

    They WANT to believe it. I keep saying this. Trump didn’t have hypnotic powers. Fox News doesn’t beam mind control waves into people’s brings. These animals seek out liars who tell them lies that comport with how they want things to be!

  91. 91.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 6:09 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    I’d be interested in going there. I’ve never been. I like that lush southern landscape although it’s way too hot for me :)

  92. 92.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    The secretary of defense—WT holy F?! How would there be jurisdiction? Oh, that’s right—that’s where Trump installed all of his quislings right after the election. Guess he couldn’t do that at Justice.

    Trump always had this hard-on about the military being his military.  But all his fantasies about a coup just misses all kinds of points. None of this shit is remotely supported by the Constitution. In the absence of a series of Constitutional amendments dealing with possibly fraudulent elections, had the military stepped in, there would be nothing to prevent a general from saying “Fuck it, I am president now. Trump is insane and is being held in custody, pending transfer to an island gulag. Thank you and God Bless America.”

    Once you kick the Constitution aside, there ain’t no rules.

  93. 93.

    RaflW

    January 21, 2022 at 6:11 pm

    @Citizen Alan: A friend that I’ve since sadly lost contact with went to the School of Polymer Science and Engineering in Hattiesburg for his PhD. He GTFO’d the instant he completed his degree.

    I visited once while he was there. As a generally ‘out’ young man, the whole damn state gave me mild heebie jeebies — and I was living in Texas at the time. I’ve never really wanted to go back.

  94. 94.

    Citizen Alan

    January 21, 2022 at 6:12 pm

    @Kay: Spend a weekend in Oxford, MS. Ideally on a football weekend. The Grove experience is truly unique (or at least it was pre-Covid; don’t know now). And there’s a lot of csurprisingly good restaurants and cool historical things to see. Be sure to live a shot of whisky on William Falkner’s grave, frex. But after that, no, unless you really like tacky riverboat casinos, there’s nothing to do and no reason to even visit.

    Well, there’s the birthplace of Elvis in Tupelo, if you’re really into over-hyped shacks, I suppose.

  95. 95.

    Suzanne

    January 21, 2022 at 6:13 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    They WANT to believe it. I keep saying this. Trump didn’t have hypnotic powers. Fox News doesn’t beam mind control waves into people’s brings. These animals seek out liars who tell them lies that comport with how they want things to be! 

    100%.

  96. 96.

    Another Scott

    January 21, 2022 at 6:15 pm

    I assume the folks who wrote the “Remarks on National Healing” shared a janitor’s closet office with Milton Waddams.

    The reality was – “Go home. We love you, you’re very special.” Everyone could see that at the time, in real time.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  97. 97.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 6:17 pm

    @Kay:

    But, Kay, “What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time?”

  98. 98.

    dr. bloor

    January 21, 2022 at 6:21 pm

    @Cephalus Max: Powell is what she is, which is mentally ill.  No shame in that. The embarrassment and shame belong to our media overlords who are either too naive or cynical–and in some cases, both–to put an end to her entertainment and advertising revenue value.​

  99. 99.

    RaflW

    January 21, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    @Kay: To the extent that Trump has always ever only been about brand identity and current cash flow (profits? who cares about profit as long as you have debt coverage and are one step ahead of the lenders who can break your kneecaps), then in his warped sense, he did do ‘great’ with that airline.

    I do have to laugh at that ugly-ass livery on his planes being an ‘aesthetic’ success. But I’m not attracted to the marble, mirrors, and leopard fur style.

  100. 100.

    p.a.

    January 21, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    Aren’t we overlooking the possibility the reconciliation speech was the author’s application to be a writer for The Onion?

  101. 101.

    Suzanne

    January 21, 2022 at 6:22 pm

    @Steeplejack: That remark just filled me with incandescent rage. Like “humoring him”, the thing you do with a grade schooler…. is what we’re going to to with the fucking PRESIDENT. Because he is all up in his fucking feelings.

    Anyone who ever dares, in my presence, to assert that women are “emotional” better duck fast.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    @Argiope:

    I find I’m playing this retrospective guessing game about who really fell for it and who is just a cynical authoritarian. Barr is easy: cynical. Powell and Giuliani may have had the cult addle their brains and may actually believe the bullshit they are spouting.

    I don’t know who is cynical and who a true believer. I don’t know that it much matters if the end result is the same.

    But I do note that I find it strange that so many people seem to believe in Trump and are willing to be loyal to him, even though that loyalty is rarely rewarded.

    And the Republican Party is playing some weird game.  They brush aside every warning about the clear and present danger that Trump and people like him represent, and fan the fames of sedition believing that they cannot get burnt.

    I am not sure that we have seen this before on a national level in American history.

  103. 103.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 21, 2022 at 6:24 pm

    @karen marie: Usually, to get disbarred, you have to either fuck your clients or fuck over your clients; and they have to complain about it.

  104. 104.

    West of the Rockies

    January 21, 2022 at 6:25 pm

    @NotMax:

    Kind of pissed at Texas Republicans.   Didn’t the state sue WI or in MI 1/21 fir how they determined electors?   A Texas judge fucked up Biden’s Covid efforts, are fucking up Roe V Wade…

  105. 105.

    bk

    January 21, 2022 at 6:27 pm

    @Cephalus Max: me too

  106. 106.

    satby

    January 21, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    @Steeplejack: oh, Steep, thanks so much for that!

  107. 107.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    @RaflW:

    A significant portion of the country favor hierarchy, loyalty and obedience. They just want someone large and in charge. Even if they suck. It’s reflected in how they parent (and probably in how they mange if they are in a work setting. Ugh.)

    I think this goes beyond parenting and work behavior. Hierarchies and aristocracies have been around for as long as human beings have existed. Resistance and rebellion have also been around. We are strange animals.

  108. 108.

    Kent

    January 21, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    @NotMax:  It’s all fake.  He isn’t actually getting a salary in bitcoin.   If that were the case his salary would be written as say 0.5 bitcoin per month and he would be paid accordingly regardless of how much bitcoin goes up or DOWN during his tenure.  He is getting an ordinary salary in dollars that are transmitted to him in bitcoin.  Just like a paycheck isn’t actual dollar currency but a piece of paper with some numbers written on it.

  109. 109.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 6:38 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Ulysses Grant spent much of December,1862 in Oxford, along with 40,000 Union soldiers. He had to leave and go back North, but not before he found out how abundant food was in Mississippi. Enough to feed an army! Grant applied that lesson four months later in his Vicksburg campaign.

  110. 110.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 6:41 pm

    @Kent:

    As I understand it from Twitter, so it must be correct, he is getting his salary paid in dollars, which someone outside of the government then converts to some form of crypto.

    To be clear, I’m just quibbling with the phrase “transmitted to him in bitcoin.”

  111. 111.

    Another Scott

    January 21, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Plus, cabinet secretaries are not kings.  They can’t just do whatever they want or whatever some political flunky in the White House tells them to do – especially not instantly.  These are huge bureaucracies with acre-feet of rules and laws and regulations.  There’s never One Weird Trick…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  112. 112.

    WereBear

    January 21, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @lgerard: modern tulip mania

  113. 113.

    HinTN

    January 21, 2022 at 6:42 pm

    @Citizen Alan: Ocean Springs is nice but the Walter Anderson museum is not enough of a draw to go there for that reason alone.

  114. 114.

    Geminid

    January 21, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Now that your three relatives have dipped their toes in, they might decide that the water’s warm. The people I know who vote Republican believe that the Democratic Party is a bunch of radical woke socialists, and think they are voting for the lesser of two evils. An example of “negative polarization.” Your relatives may see the party differently now that they’ve broken away from the Republican mythology.

  115. 115.

    Another Scott

    January 21, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    Reminder of how insane too many of our courts are these days…

    The government can draft us into a war for any BS reason at any time but it can't ask employees to take a shot or get a test to stop a plague that's killed an American every minute for two years — sure, that's how it should work. https://t.co/9upShBp4X6

    — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 21, 2022

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  116. 116.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 7:08 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    “He’ll be much more likely to concede after everyone tells him he won”

  117. 117.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    More hoops, and not of the Hula variety.

    If you created an online account to manage your tax records with the U.S. Internal Revenue Service (IRS), those login credentials will cease to work later this year. The agency says that by the summer of 2022, the only way to log in to irs.gov will be through ID.me, an online identity verification service that requires applicants to submit copies of bills and identity documents, as well as a live video feed of their faces via a mobile device. Source

  118. 118.

    Kay

    January 21, 2022 at 7:17 pm

    Michael Li 李之樸 Retweeted
    Madlin Mekelburg
    @madlinbmek
    ·1h
    New: League of Women Voters of Texas has sent a letter to the Texas SOS threatening to sue the state unless they are provided with more copies of new voter registration forms. They say SOS is in violation of the National Voter Registration Act.

    Yay. Bring out the National Voter Registration Act – dust that off. There’s the Help America Vote Act, too.

  119. 119.

    japa21

    January 21, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    @Kay: ​
      SCOTUS will tear them up. The US Government should just send a few tons of the appropriate paper and ink to Texas so they can’t use that as an excuse. See what they come up with next.

  120. 120.

    Kent

    January 21, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    @Steeplejack: Well, the point of crypto is that it is volatile and not tied to any other currency.  Like it has crashed by about 50% in the past month or so.  If he really wanted to get paid in bitcoin he could do so but his salary this month would be worth half as much as last month.  And no one has a clue as to what his salary would be in say January 2023.

    Instead he’s just doing a stunt and basically using bitcoin like a paper check to transmit a dollar salary into his hands.  It is all so stupid and pointless.

  121. 121.

    Starboard Tack

    January 21, 2022 at 7:34 pm

    @RaflW: Arthur Miller remarked years ago that that portion was just aching for an ayatollah.

  122. 122.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 7:36 pm

    @NotMax

    Ought be noted, also too, that while the .me domain nomenclature is now treated across the ‘net as a generic top-level domain, it was originally assigned as a country code top-level domain to Montenegro (and still is used as such), which country in theory could request its (to coin a word) genericality be quashed or limited or otherwise challenge its use.

  123. 123.

    lgerard

    January 21, 2022 at 7:42 pm

    The accolades pour in

    In 1991, I was a high school freshman in the small town of Redding, Conn. My brother was a senior, and his prom date was one of our neighbors down the street, a junior, Pearl Aday. Pearl would drive me home from softball practice when her father, our coach, was unable to. I preferred Pearl, as her dad drove a red sports car, pushing it to its capabilities through our small, winding roads … like a bat out of hell. His name was Marvin Lee Aday, but he was better known to the world as Meat Loaf. To the scrappy group of girls he was trying to mold into softball players, he was Coach Meat.

  124. 124.

    danielx

    January 21, 2022 at 7:52 pm

    @Kay:

    Not once in his life has he admitted he failed. They cheated, it was unfair, it was someone elses fault, ithe failure never happened and was actually a huge success – that’s his whole life.

    This.

    His go-to insult is to call somebody a loser. He has never admitted he lost at anything and I suspect is psychologically incapable of such an admission, because he is Donald Trump and Donald Trump does not lose – ever, at anything. It would be a denial of his very self.

  125. 125.

    Uncle Cosmo

    January 21, 2022 at 7:53 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: [T]hey are Nazi enablers. The original version and our homegrown copycats. That’s why I call them Vichy Times.

    And why I call them the Herrenvölkischer Beobachter. (I’ll see you a Pétain and raise you a Schiklgruber.)

  126. 126.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 7:59 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I think it helps to realize that SFB didn’t think he was president as much as he thought/thinks he’s god, and that everything he wants or thinks is perfect, no matter that he (and we) has/have over 7 decades of proof that he is, at the minimum, 100% full of shit and 100% wrong every minute of every day.

  127. 127.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    @Kay:

    Impeccable logic!

    Have you seen Jane Mayer’s new piece about Ginni Thomas? Ugh.

  128. 128.

    The Pale Scot

    January 21, 2022 at 8:08 pm

    Ok, it’s time that I start looking for a desert island

    From PZ’s place about EO Wilson’s legacy

    How about the fact that Wilson was a big supporter of Philippe Rushton, and argued that Rushton was being persecuted for promoting studies that showed Blacks are inferior to Whites? How does that fit your narrative?

    Specifically, Rushton (if you don’t know who he was, just google him) was trying to get a paper published arguing that r/k selection differences apply to human “races,” ultimately trying to prove that Blacks care less for their offspring and have more babies. This was not a subtle argument. Wilson championed the paper, and after it was (correctly) rejected for publication, commiserated with Rushton by observing that he (Wilson) would like to be outspoken like Rushton (a Canadian), but would be “attacked” if he did.

    And Wilson wrote a letter of support for Rushton when Rushton’s university was attempting to discipline him for, among other things, publishing a paper that argued that IQ is inversely correlated with penis size (again attributing these differences to “racial” populations).

    These are educated people? The dropouts I played BB with (me included) (thuggish white guys all) would never say something so stupid

  129. 129.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 8:09 pm

    @Kent:

    If he really wanted to get paid in bitcoin he could do so [. . .].

    No, I believe that legally the city can pay him only in U.S. dollars. What he does with the money after that is up to him, and apparently he wants to do performative crypto-stunting.

  130. 130.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 8:10 pm

    @NotMax:

    WTF. That sounds crazy.

  131. 131.

    Steeplejack

    January 21, 2022 at 8:13 pm

    @lgerard:

    To the scrappy group of girls he was trying to mold into softball players, he was Coach Meat.

    Phrasing!

  132. 132.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    @Kay:

    That ship has sailed.

    That ship was never built in the first place.

    SFB earned that title not long after he hit double digits and has been the same person ever since. And the only reason I don’t know if he was better when he was in single digits was because he wasn’t written about back then. But he hasn’t been worth more than 1/2 lb of fresh dog crap for almost 60 yrs and likely longer.

  133. 133.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 8:39 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I think it helps to realize that SFB didn’t think he was president as much as he thought/thinks he’s god, and that everything he wants or thinks is perfect, no matter that he (and we) has/have over 7 decades of proof that he is, at the minimum, 100% full of shit and 100% wrong every minute of every day.

    Trump is a fool who believes his own bullshit. He is afraid to admit defeat, so he keeps lying and plunging ahead. It is how he plays his ego games.

    A sane society would never have elected him president, or they would have kicked his ass to the curb a long time ago via impeachment and removal from office.

    Unfortunately, there are still a bunch of fools in his base who yearn for Trump to be their Dear Leader. And there are evil gnomes like DeSantis waiting in the wings for their turn.

    I almost miss the old days when the shittiest Republicans were people like Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Little Marco Rubio.

    Almost.

    Now I fight for better tomorrows against the GOP Death Cult.

  134. 134.

    Gravenstone

    January 21, 2022 at 8:46 pm

    @The Pale Scot: that argued that IQ is inversely correlated with penis size

    As someone who doubtless thought of themselves as smarter than the average bear, did he not realize that this supposed “argument” would imply he was himself a needle dick?

  135. 135.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 8:47 pm

    @karen marie:

    I’ve had better meals at McDs. And I’ve had food poisoning from McDs. Twice. Two different states. Haven’t eaten there in over 30 yrs because of it. If McDs was the last place on earth to get anything to eat, I’ll starve. I’m sure that would be better.

  136. 136.

    The Pale Scot

    January 21, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    Ha! Excellent!

  137. 137.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    Is it possible that they are actually like SFB except that he started with money and turned it and himself into shit and they just like shit?

  138. 138.

    Brachiator

    January 21, 2022 at 8:58 pm

    @The Pale Scot:

    From PZ’s place about EO Wilson’s legacy

    Wilson’s contribution to evolution is secure despite any connection to Rushton’s wacky bullshit.

    And Wilson wrote a letter of support for Rushton when Rushton’s university was attempting to discipline him for, among other things, publishing a paper that argued that IQ is inversely correlated with penis size (again attributing these differences to “racial” populations).

    This is Yellow Peril 2.0. White people are inferior to Asians, who will dominate them, and do not need big dicks to take their wimmin.

  139. 139.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 9:00 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    I was stationed in Charleston SC for 2 yrs. This was over 50 yrs ago and I have zero desire, no hits to the head with a Louisville Slugger, gun in my back, reasons whatsoever to go back. And yet some actually like the place, and there were good restaurants. I’ve been to 46 of the states, and some were pretty, some were amazing, and still, there are a few I have the same need and desire to return to. None.

  140. 140.

    Ruckus

    January 21, 2022 at 9:10 pm

    @Brachiator:

    We are strange animals.

    This. 7 billion times this.

    We have the option to think, to understand, to explore, to research, to fix… And we have the option to opine about things we know zero about, the ability to know everything, to figure out how to kill more effectively for no reason, along with many other useless things. We value time almost as much as we waste it. We value money far more than people, most would rather save money than people.

    Strange? At the very least.

  141. 141.

    getsmartin

    January 21, 2022 at 9:49 pm

    @Citizen Alan: – We live on the coast, which is somewhat sane given the diversity that’s present here and influences from other regions. I’ve always said that living an hour from New Orleans (almost) makes living in Mississippi tolerable. My partner is from northeast MS and went to Ole Miss (she loathes the Ole Miss “culture”, btw). When we do the obligatory holiday visits, I feel like an alien up there. Good on you for making your “great escape”, which I hope to do eventually.

  142. 142.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 21, 2022 at 9:57 pm

    @Ruckus: Been to Charleston a couple of times many years ago and enjoyed it. She-crab soup, then hustled a couple of Citadel morons out of pocket money in a bar game. What’s not to like?

  143. 143.

    J R in WV

    January 21, 2022 at 10:44 pm

    @Ruckus: ​
    I spent a few weeks in Charleston SC for USN training, was not impressed at all. Then my ship was sent to the yards, first to Mobile Bay for hull work, and then to Pascagoula MS for overhaul. We (Wife and I) spent nearly a year — 1972 — in Pascagoula. Worst year of our lives!

    In early 1973 I was discharged in Key West (ship’s home port at the time) and flew to Pascagoula, where Wife was waiting for me. We rented a U-Haul, packed up and left for WV.

    Interestingly, we were both working at the local newspaper when Nixon’s Saturday Night Massacre took place. We were at a Saturday night pizza party, with a radio providing the music, and the hourly news break reported on the political firestorm. Wife and I left shortly after hearing about it to go to the newspaper office, where we would have access to the news wires. This was some 35 years before the Internet was created.

    For those who don’t recall that, Nixon was deep into his Watergate scandal:

    on the evening of Saturday, October 20, 1973, during the Watergate scandal.[1] U.S. President Richard Nixon ordered Attorney General Elliot Richardson to fire Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox; Richardson refused and resigned effective immediately. Nixon then ordered Deputy Attorney General William Ruckelshaus to fire Cox; Ruckelshaus refused, and also resigned. Nixon then ordered the third-most-senior official at the Justice Department, Solicitor General Robert Bork, to fire Cox. Bork carried out the dismissal as Nixon asked.[2] Bork stated that he intended to resign afterward, but was persuaded by Richardson and Ruckelshaus to stay on for the good of the Justice Department.[3][4]

    Bork was later nominated to sit on the Supreme Court, but failed to gain Senate approval, after his behavior on Oct 20 1973.

    We watched the teletypes spewing out stories, with write thrus, bells ringing to inform wire editors across the world that NEWS was happening. Back then weekends were really sparse for news, everyone had the weekend off. When a big story came over the wire, the bell would ring 5 times — that was for a story like the Second Coming, the beginning of a World War, the Murder of a President. Something that would require 72 Point headlines!!

    At the time, the newspaper building was pretty much dark, empty, as the Sunday morning paper had run, and no one would show up again until Sunday afternoon to create the Monday morning paper. So Wife and I watched the biggest political story in our lifetimes (or so we thought) come over the wires. We had the NYT wire, the Wa Po wire, AP, UPI, even the sports and race wires, though there wasn’t much moving on the race wire, which was mostly for gambling sports bars, strictly illegal at the time, not the wire, just the betting.

    And now, 48 years later, the Saturday Night Massacre of Richard Nixon appears to be gentle history compared to current events. And even though both Wife and I are retired, we have far more news available today (depending upon weather for our sat connection) than even a modern newspaper had in 1973. And TFG makes Nixon look like a patriot…

    Amazing to see history happening before our eyes and ears.

    I hope this makes sense, it’s late at night for us, and I have to go feed the critters and tuck Wife in.

  144. 144.

    laura

    January 21, 2022 at 10:46 pm

    @Steeplejack: I felt a total downshift in less than a minute, just a deep heart peace and ease.

    Thank you for this. If he hasn’t achieved nirvana after this life, I hope that he continues to evolve ever upward.

  145. 145.

    NotMax

    January 21, 2022 at 10:50 pm

    @Steeplejack

    No argument there. Shall probably try to repost it in a thread when Yutsano is around to see what he says about it.

  146. 146.

    The Pale Scot

    January 21, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    oops

  147. 147.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    January 21, 2022 at 11:51 pm

    Sometimes, the whole thing still seems so surreal. I don’t think I’ll ever quite wrap my head around it.

    You should. When people shamelessly lie, about anything at all, and get lots of rubes agreeing, you can feel like maybe you’re the crazy one. But you’re not.

    We now know the Republican Party will cover for a president who incites an insurrection, even after his refusal to take Covid-19 seriously led to far too many preventable deaths. Plus, we will never have to listen to a Republican claim to revere the Constitution, since they ignored he presidential duty to see that the laws are faithfully executed. I mean, not just when Trump pushed Hatch Act violations on underlings. Just to make sure *no one* could pretend he cared about the law, he actually had the White House staff turn the White House into a corrupt prop, because it was a bully’s victory… “See, I just made lots of people break the law, and you *still* can’t touch me!”

    So yes, surreal, because of the amazing level of gaslighting.

  148. 148.

    Expatchad

    January 22, 2022 at 2:22 am

    @Brachiator: Funny.  People no longer ask me why I have moved to Asia.

  149. 149.

    Expatchad

    January 22, 2022 at 2:25 am

    Funny. People no longer ask me why I have moved to Asia.

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